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Posted 12 years agoBut nobody ever asks me for them.
Ever.
Ever.
ಠ_ಠ
Ever.
Ever.
ಠ_ಠ
Pointless Meme
Posted 12 years agoStolen from... shaddap.
What is your natural hair color?
Black. LIKE MY SOUL
2. Where was your ID pic taken?
At the DMV
3. What's your middle name?
Eliot
4. Your current relationship status?
Single. Not looking.
5. Honestly, does your crush like you back?
Nope.
6. What is your current mood?
Curmudgeon-ish
7. What's the color of your underwear?
underwear?
Navy Blue
8. What is one thing that makes you happy?
Making art
9. Who was the last person you cuddled with?
My dog. But my dog is not a person.
10. If you could go back in time, and change something what would it be?
Nothing, cause HASHTAG YOLO!!!!!1
11. If you MUST be an animal for ONE day?
I'd be a human because humans are animals too. See what I did there?
12. Ever had a near death experience?
No.
13. Something you do a lot?
Breathe.
14. What's the name of the song stuck in your head right now?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39aa2Hici0s
15. Who did you copy and paste this from?
MuscleWolf
16. Name someone with the same b-day as you?
Beyonce
17. When was the last time you cried?
Cutting onions.
18. Have you ever sang in front of a large audience?
Yes,
19. If you could have one super power what would it be?
Freezing time.
20. What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
Hair color
21. What's your biggest secret?
If I revealed it, it would no longer be a secret, would it?
22. What's your favorite color?
Brown
23. When was the last time you lied?
Just now.
24. Do you still watch kiddy movies or TV shows?
Yes.
25. What are you eating or drinking at the moment?
Salted Plantain Chips
26. What's your favorite smell?
The smell of Duke Basketball losing
27. If you could describe life in one word what would it be?
Frustrating
28. When was the last time you gave/received a hug?
I can't remember. I'm not much of a hugger.
29. Have you ever been kissed in the rain?
Nope.
30. What are you thinking about right now?
How stupid these questions are.
31. What should you be doing?
Sleeping.
32. What was the last thing that made you upset?
Stupidity at work.
33. Do you like working in the yard?
It depends on the work.
34. If you could have any last name in the world, what would you want?
Blaszczykowski
( http://online.wsj.com/article/SB100.....474007608.html )
35. Name 5 things in your closet:
Skeletons, skeletons, dead hobos, skeletons, golf clubs.
36. Do you act different around your crush?
Crushes are for sissies.
37. When was the last time you slept with a stuffed animal?
Last night.
38. How many times do you take a shower a week?
15,346
39. Do you brush your teeth everyday?
Yes.
40. Have you ever said something stupid in front of your crush?
Crushes are for sissies.
41. Have you ever watched a hockey game?
I love hockey.
42. Do you lie about your age?
No.
43. Ever been jealous about something stupid?
Yes.
44. Do you pick your nose
My nose picks itself. Because it's awesome.
45. What's the one food you hate?
Arsenic. I'm sure someone thinks arsenic is a food, right?
46. What's the one junk food you cant live without?
Arsenic.
47. How old were you when you found out Santa was fake?
Arsenic. Wait...
48. Have you ever blown your nose and looked inside the napkin?
Yes.
49. Describe your favourite underwear you have?
I don't have favorite underwear. I love all of my underwear equally.
50. Did you lie in any of these questions?
You tell me.
What is your natural hair color?
Black. LIKE MY SOUL
2. Where was your ID pic taken?
At the DMV
3. What's your middle name?
Eliot
4. Your current relationship status?
Single. Not looking.
5. Honestly, does your crush like you back?
Nope.
6. What is your current mood?
Curmudgeon-ish
7. What's the color of your underwear?
underwear?
Navy Blue
8. What is one thing that makes you happy?
Making art
9. Who was the last person you cuddled with?
My dog. But my dog is not a person.
10. If you could go back in time, and change something what would it be?
Nothing, cause HASHTAG YOLO!!!!!1
11. If you MUST be an animal for ONE day?
I'd be a human because humans are animals too. See what I did there?
12. Ever had a near death experience?
No.
13. Something you do a lot?
Breathe.
14. What's the name of the song stuck in your head right now?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39aa2Hici0s
15. Who did you copy and paste this from?
MuscleWolf
16. Name someone with the same b-day as you?
Beyonce
17. When was the last time you cried?
Cutting onions.
18. Have you ever sang in front of a large audience?
Yes,
19. If you could have one super power what would it be?
Freezing time.
20. What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
Hair color
21. What's your biggest secret?
If I revealed it, it would no longer be a secret, would it?
22. What's your favorite color?
Brown
23. When was the last time you lied?
Just now.
24. Do you still watch kiddy movies or TV shows?
Yes.
25. What are you eating or drinking at the moment?
Salted Plantain Chips
26. What's your favorite smell?
The smell of Duke Basketball losing
27. If you could describe life in one word what would it be?
Frustrating
28. When was the last time you gave/received a hug?
I can't remember. I'm not much of a hugger.
29. Have you ever been kissed in the rain?
Nope.
30. What are you thinking about right now?
How stupid these questions are.
31. What should you be doing?
Sleeping.
32. What was the last thing that made you upset?
Stupidity at work.
33. Do you like working in the yard?
It depends on the work.
34. If you could have any last name in the world, what would you want?
Blaszczykowski
( http://online.wsj.com/article/SB100.....474007608.html )
35. Name 5 things in your closet:
Skeletons, skeletons, dead hobos, skeletons, golf clubs.
36. Do you act different around your crush?
Crushes are for sissies.
37. When was the last time you slept with a stuffed animal?
Last night.
38. How many times do you take a shower a week?
15,346
39. Do you brush your teeth everyday?
Yes.
40. Have you ever said something stupid in front of your crush?
Crushes are for sissies.
41. Have you ever watched a hockey game?
I love hockey.
42. Do you lie about your age?
No.
43. Ever been jealous about something stupid?
Yes.
44. Do you pick your nose
My nose picks itself. Because it's awesome.
45. What's the one food you hate?
Arsenic. I'm sure someone thinks arsenic is a food, right?
46. What's the one junk food you cant live without?
Arsenic.
47. How old were you when you found out Santa was fake?
Arsenic. Wait...
48. Have you ever blown your nose and looked inside the napkin?
Yes.
49. Describe your favourite underwear you have?
I don't have favorite underwear. I love all of my underwear equally.
50. Did you lie in any of these questions?
You tell me.
Anthro Mastiffs
Posted 12 years agoSeriously. Why aren't there more of them?!
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!
Posted 12 years agoIncredible Frustrations with the Furry Fandom
Posted 12 years agoAlright, there's a whole shitload of drama surrounding this something and whatever happened to who and whatnot. I don't care. Evidently this is some sort of turning point for the fandom. People are taking "ideological stands" and moving over to Weasyl.
What frustrates me is this: there is no ideology to take a stand for, because the furry fandom has no ideology.
There. I said it.
If you want to stand up for something, then stand up for it. Don't think you can just sit by and ignore when something happens that you don't like just because it happens to someone who isn't popular enough to matter. And don't change what you stand for simply because such-and-such popular artist decides to change what he or she stands for either.
Again, there is no "code", except "follow whatever popular artists decide to do". And guess what? That doesn't solve anything. It doesn't make the furry community one I want to associate with any more. It just perpetuates the stereotype that furries are immature and unable to manage their own community any more than a bunch of middle-schoolers.
I want to like you, furry fandom. I really do. But every time I try to give the fandom the benefit of the doubt, something like this happens and now suddenly I have to create accounts on 11,346 different sites with sparse populations just to keep eyes on my friends who decided to leave FA because of whatever reason or "ideological stand" they decided to take.
Know where you stand, furry fandom, and maybe, just MAYBE, folks outside of the fandom can start to take you half-way seriously about this sort of thing. Until then, enjoy wallowing in drama and butthurt.
What frustrates me is this: there is no ideology to take a stand for, because the furry fandom has no ideology.
There. I said it.
If you want to stand up for something, then stand up for it. Don't think you can just sit by and ignore when something happens that you don't like just because it happens to someone who isn't popular enough to matter. And don't change what you stand for simply because such-and-such popular artist decides to change what he or she stands for either.
Again, there is no "code", except "follow whatever popular artists decide to do". And guess what? That doesn't solve anything. It doesn't make the furry community one I want to associate with any more. It just perpetuates the stereotype that furries are immature and unable to manage their own community any more than a bunch of middle-schoolers.
I want to like you, furry fandom. I really do. But every time I try to give the fandom the benefit of the doubt, something like this happens and now suddenly I have to create accounts on 11,346 different sites with sparse populations just to keep eyes on my friends who decided to leave FA because of whatever reason or "ideological stand" they decided to take.
Know where you stand, furry fandom, and maybe, just MAYBE, folks outside of the fandom can start to take you half-way seriously about this sort of thing. Until then, enjoy wallowing in drama and butthurt.
Hey Radrab!
Posted 13 years agoWe're ranked.
When's the last time Delaware was ranked? What? NEVER?
http://www.sports-reference.com/cbb.....ools/delaware/
Well I guess that's never.
There's still time to get on the VCU bandwagon before we make another Final Four run.
When's the last time Delaware was ranked? What? NEVER?
http://www.sports-reference.com/cbb.....ools/delaware/
Well I guess that's never.
There's still time to get on the VCU bandwagon before we make another Final Four run.
Hey Damaratus...
Posted 13 years ago9 losses already? Man, what the hell happened to Drexel?!
2013
Posted 13 years agoಠ_ಠ
Hey Radrab...
Posted 13 years agoHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Oh wow...
Just...
wow.
"Rock Bottom" has a new definition, and it is the Philadelphia Eagles.
Oh wow...
Just...
wow.
"Rock Bottom" has a new definition, and it is the Philadelphia Eagles.
ROCKS + BUSES = ESSENTIAL FOR LIFE IN WASHINGTON DC
Posted 13 years agoObama Won! Oh Crap!
Posted 13 years agoBecause I wanted Romney to win! I was so looking forward to paying more for health care coverage and having my business taxed more so that Romney could give tax breaks to billionaires.
... oh wait, no I didn't.
... oh wait, no I didn't.
Sandy + Rant
Posted 13 years agolol we still have power. Worst Hurricane Ever.
BONUS RANT!
Hey, you know what I hate? I hate Dulles Airport. I can't call it "Washington Dulles Airport" because it's not technically in Washington, DC. Well, neither isReagan National Airport, but at least Reagan is in Arlington, which is right next to DC. You can get to Reagan on Metrorail or Metrobus, and if you catch a cab from DC, it'll take you about 15 minutes to get to Reagan and only cost you about $15.
Not Dulles. Oh no.
Dulles is located about 30 miles from the city. Thirty. Miles. Oh, and the only way to get to Dulles Airport from DC is on a toll road. It'll cost you $6 each way to get there. So if you're picking up your friend at that miserable excuse for an airport, not only are you going to spend 45 minutes stuck in traffic (remember: the toll road is the ONLY way to get that far west into Loudon County), but you're going to be out $12... and that's not in addition to the money you have to pay to pull up to the curb to pick someone up.
Yep, that's right. Dulles charges just to get into the airport itself. It doesn't matter if you are parking there or not. They still charge $5 just to drive into the airport.
Once you get inside, you are greeted with uninspiring concrete slabs and 1960s design. The mezzanine looks like a bomb shelter instead of an airport terminal. All of the baggage claims are laid out right there. Oh, and if you arrive and have to rent a car, you can't talk directly to a rental car agent. Nope. You have to talk to one OVER THE PHONE.
This rant is pissing me off too much. I'll have to continue it later. But if you are EVER flying into Washington, DC, avoid Dulles (and by extension, United Airlines, that bloated, pitiful farce of an airline) like the plague.
BONUS RANT!
Hey, you know what I hate? I hate Dulles Airport. I can't call it "Washington Dulles Airport" because it's not technically in Washington, DC. Well, neither is
Not Dulles. Oh no.
Dulles is located about 30 miles from the city. Thirty. Miles. Oh, and the only way to get to Dulles Airport from DC is on a toll road. It'll cost you $6 each way to get there. So if you're picking up your friend at that miserable excuse for an airport, not only are you going to spend 45 minutes stuck in traffic (remember: the toll road is the ONLY way to get that far west into Loudon County), but you're going to be out $12... and that's not in addition to the money you have to pay to pull up to the curb to pick someone up.
Yep, that's right. Dulles charges just to get into the airport itself. It doesn't matter if you are parking there or not. They still charge $5 just to drive into the airport.
Once you get inside, you are greeted with uninspiring concrete slabs and 1960s design. The mezzanine looks like a bomb shelter instead of an airport terminal. All of the baggage claims are laid out right there. Oh, and if you arrive and have to rent a car, you can't talk directly to a rental car agent. Nope. You have to talk to one OVER THE PHONE.
This rant is pissing me off too much. I'll have to continue it later. But if you are EVER flying into Washington, DC, avoid Dulles (and by extension, United Airlines, that bloated, pitiful farce of an airline) like the plague.
Walrus
Posted 13 years agoAt least we made it further than the Phillies.
Posted 13 years agoOh, and at least we didn't lose 100 games.
[EDIT] Redacted because I don't really feel like mocking sympathy when another friend of mine deserves real sympathy.
[EDIT] Redacted because I don't really feel like mocking sympathy when another friend of mine deserves real sympathy.
Hey Dineegla!
Posted 13 years agoHey Radrab, Hysterium and Damaratus...
Posted 13 years agoDIVISION.
CHAMPIONS.
DIVISION.
CHAMPIONS.
DIVISION.
CHAMPIONS.
Now excuse me while I help Roy Halladay find his dentures.
CHAMPIONS.
DIVISION.
CHAMPIONS.
DIVISION.
CHAMPIONS.
Now excuse me while I help Roy Halladay find his dentures.
AAAAAAAAAARGHHH
Posted 13 years agoI have a Yanni song stuck in my head.
It's in 5/8 meter.
5/8 METER!!!
I blame maximux-ursus for this. Somehow.
It's in 5/8 meter.
5/8 METER!!!
I blame maximux-ursus for this. Somehow.
What's more fun than playing a video game?
Posted 13 years agoWatching someone else play a video game, of course! Why, what better way to spend your time than spending bandwidth watching someone else entertain himself in real time?
Seriously... streaming yourself playing a video game?
This whole "streaming" fad is getting out of hand. How many of you post game stream announcements to Facebook and Twitter too? Not so many of you, because you know only on FA will you find people who desperate for self-worth that they'll spend their time watching you play a video game in order to live vicariously through your popularity.
And don't tell me it's a "social activity", because you know damn well your attention is not going to be on the stream chat log.
Seriously... streaming yourself playing a video game?
This whole "streaming" fad is getting out of hand. How many of you post game stream announcements to Facebook and Twitter too? Not so many of you, because you know only on FA will you find people who desperate for self-worth that they'll spend their time watching you play a video game in order to live vicariously through your popularity.
And don't tell me it's a "social activity", because you know damn well your attention is not going to be on the stream chat log.
THE RUNDOWN
Posted 13 years agoSEPTEMBER 8-9: Baltimore Comic Con. zigzagziggy will be there. We will be drowning ourselves in nostalgia about the obscure Xbox game Gladius. I'm in Artist Alley. Location TBA (I'm sure if you have a program it will be listed there so I can be lazy and not update this Journal).
SEPTEMBER 13: RAW DC Exhibition: Ensemble. http://www.rawartists.org//washingt...../?artist=71012 BUY TICKETS SO I DON'T STARVE PLZ KTHX
SEPTEMBER 22-23: Intervention-Con. DO IT OR I KEEL YOU.
Yeah, that's it.
SEPTEMBER 13: RAW DC Exhibition: Ensemble. http://www.rawartists.org//washingt...../?artist=71012 BUY TICKETS SO I DON'T STARVE PLZ KTHX
SEPTEMBER 22-23: Intervention-Con. DO IT OR I KEEL YOU.
Yeah, that's it.
Meme
Posted 13 years agoSince evidently people here get offended when I speak my mind, I will post a harmless meme.
Stolen from konanarillah
Also Delaware sucks. ಠ_ಠ
1. Can you cook?
Yes.
2. What was your dream growing up?
To play wide receiver in the NFL. Oh heavens, what a fool I was...
3. What talent do you wish you had?
Being naturally gregarious
4. Favorite place?
Buz and Ned's Real Barbecue in Richmond, VA
5. Favorite vegetable?
Spinach
6. What was the last book you read?
Will Eisner's "Comics & Sequential Art"
7. What zodiac sign are you ?
Virgo
8. Any Tattoos and/or Piercings?
No and/or no
9. Worst Habit?
Procrastination and general lack of initiative
10. Do we know each other outside of FA?
God I hope not...
11. What is your favorite sport?
To watch? Basketball (college). To play? Dodgeball.
12. Negative or Optimistic attitude?
A "pessimist" is what an optimist calls a realist.
13. What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me?
Shoot myself in the face.
14. Worst thing to ever happen to you?
My lung collapsed. Twice.
15. Tell me one weird fact about you:
My wisdom teeth came in at age 23. I guess that means I'm an old fart already.
16. Do you have any pets?
Two old, ornery cats and a farting dog.
17. Do you know how to do the macerana?
Yes.
18. What time is it where you are now?
10:23 PM
19. Do you think clowns are cute or scary?
They're only scary when they resemble Sweet Tooth from Twisted Metal
20. If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be?
Less acne plz kthx... Seriously, though. My face looks like the site of a nuclear meltdown.
21. Would you be my crime partner or my conscience?
I would be the guy to kick you in the balls and tell you to stop fapping to furry porn.
22. What color eyes do you have?
Black. LIKE MY SOUL.
23. Ever been arrested?
No. But I have been randomly stopped by cops on several occasions for "resembling a person of interest". Gotta love being black in the South...
24. Bottle or Draft?
Draft, but only of the NFL variety. (I don't drink.)
25. If you won $10,000 dollars today, what would you do with it?
Save it. All of it. Because I'm a hoarder.
26. What kind of bubble gum do you prefer to chew?
Trident. The only kind my dentist won't bludgeon me with a rusty rail tie for chewing.
27. What 's your favorite bar to hang at?
Bars suck.
28. Do you believe in ghosts?
OoooOOOOooooh!!!!
29. Favorite thing to do in your spare time?
Look ahead to the future.
30. Do you swear a lot?
You really have to piss me off before I start swearing in person. Here? Fuck yes.
31. Biggest pet peeve?
People who use the word "less" when the proper word is "fewer".
32. In one word, how would you describe yourself?
Eclectic.
33. Will you repost this so I can fill it out and do the same for you?
If you want to waste approximately 7 minutes of your life filling this out, go right ahead.
Stolen from konanarillah
Also Delaware sucks. ಠ_ಠ
1. Can you cook?
Yes.
2. What was your dream growing up?
To play wide receiver in the NFL. Oh heavens, what a fool I was...
3. What talent do you wish you had?
Being naturally gregarious
4. Favorite place?
Buz and Ned's Real Barbecue in Richmond, VA
5. Favorite vegetable?
Spinach
6. What was the last book you read?
Will Eisner's "Comics & Sequential Art"
7. What zodiac sign are you ?
Virgo
8. Any Tattoos and/or Piercings?
No and/or no
9. Worst Habit?
Procrastination and general lack of initiative
10. Do we know each other outside of FA?
God I hope not...
11. What is your favorite sport?
To watch? Basketball (college). To play? Dodgeball.
12. Negative or Optimistic attitude?
A "pessimist" is what an optimist calls a realist.
13. What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me?
Shoot myself in the face.
14. Worst thing to ever happen to you?
My lung collapsed. Twice.
15. Tell me one weird fact about you:
My wisdom teeth came in at age 23. I guess that means I'm an old fart already.
16. Do you have any pets?
Two old, ornery cats and a farting dog.
17. Do you know how to do the macerana?
Yes.
18. What time is it where you are now?
10:23 PM
19. Do you think clowns are cute or scary?
They're only scary when they resemble Sweet Tooth from Twisted Metal
20. If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be?
Less acne plz kthx... Seriously, though. My face looks like the site of a nuclear meltdown.
21. Would you be my crime partner or my conscience?
I would be the guy to kick you in the balls and tell you to stop fapping to furry porn.
22. What color eyes do you have?
Black. LIKE MY SOUL.
23. Ever been arrested?
No. But I have been randomly stopped by cops on several occasions for "resembling a person of interest". Gotta love being black in the South...
24. Bottle or Draft?
Draft, but only of the NFL variety. (I don't drink.)
25. If you won $10,000 dollars today, what would you do with it?
Save it. All of it. Because I'm a hoarder.
26. What kind of bubble gum do you prefer to chew?
Trident. The only kind my dentist won't bludgeon me with a rusty rail tie for chewing.
27. What 's your favorite bar to hang at?
Bars suck.
28. Do you believe in ghosts?
OoooOOOOooooh!!!!
29. Favorite thing to do in your spare time?
Look ahead to the future.
30. Do you swear a lot?
You really have to piss me off before I start swearing in person. Here? Fuck yes.
31. Biggest pet peeve?
People who use the word "less" when the proper word is "fewer".
32. In one word, how would you describe yourself?
Eclectic.
33. Will you repost this so I can fill it out and do the same for you?
If you want to waste approximately 7 minutes of your life filling this out, go right ahead.
CLAUSTROPHOBIA
Posted 13 years agoCLAUSTROPHOBIAAAAAA! DICK! DICK! DICK!
CLAUSTROPHOBIAAAAAA! DICK! DICK! DICK!
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SDCC was alright.
Now go away. ಠ_ಠ
Hey Radrab, Hysterium and Damaratus...
Posted 13 years ago12 games back?
Goodbye Hamels, Victorino and Rollins.
Goodbye Hamels, Victorino and Rollins.
Hey Dineegla!
Posted 13 years agoYou mad, cause the El doesn't have a train operator with a voice as awesome as that guy.
YOU MAD?
YOU MAD!
Hey Radrab, Hysterium and Damaratus...
Posted 13 years ago8 GB
Eight.
EIGHT?!
Eight.
EIGHT?!
Awesomenauts Teammates
Posted 13 years agoOn Xbox 360.
If you play Awesomenauts, let me know. I need some teammates who don't suck.
If you play Awesomenauts, let me know. I need some teammates who don't suck.
