Probably abducted by aliens.
They're no longer here though.

I was hired on for a full time 8-4 jobs and I know for a fact I will be stressed to the point I will make myself sick if I try to focus on that and comissions, so after my first paycheck, expect a refund.

Stolen from Chimney XD

Specifics:
> legal name: Nothing about me is legal
> preferred names: Norse
> acceptable names: Norse, Havok, Norsey, Havvie, Dumbass
> # Oct 2, 1993
> gender: Female
> preferred pronouns: She/her
> acceptable pronouns: Whatever fucking works man, I do not care.
> sexual preference: Any Port In A Storm
> relationship status: Single and ready for pringles
> religious standing: Donn't ask me about my religion.


A P P E A R A N C E
> species: Human/Whatever the fuck I feel like
> race: Murican
> height: 6'2"
> weight: CHUNKY
> body build: Godzilla
> complexion: white
> scars/birthmarks: birthmark in the shape of a heart on my shin, stiches scars on my head and knee (feel free to ask) scar on my left ffoot from mysterious cut
> hair color: Black w/ pink
> hair style: mohawk w/ slightly long sides, always lays down
> eye color: hazel
> glasses: contacts.
> typical clothing: T-shirts, scarves, skinny jeans and red converse with hat. Always a hat.
> jewelry: I like bead bracelets like you get to make in kindergarten :D

P E R S O N A L
> current location: Reedley CA
> occupation: Full time life coach at the Arc in Reedley
> personality type: Chaotic Neutral.
> personality: Pretty Chill, can be irritating and impatient and emotional and shit, but mostly chill. I have high anxiety and I get scared in crowds.
> family: OOH BOY MOM DAD STEPDAD STEPMOM TWO BROTHERS TWO STEPBROTHERS (all younger) AN OLDER STEPSISTER, HER FIANCE, MOM'S PLETHORA OF "JUST FRIENDS" SHIT LOAD OF AUNTS UNCLES AND COUSINS AND A SWEET GRANDPA

F A V O U R I T E
> shows: DOCTOR WHO! DOCTOR WHO!
> youtuber: A bunch of horror readers
> music: p much anything
> animals: Trash cats, Wolves, Dragons, do oods count?
> sounds:
> smells: 'nilla

A R T I N F O
> commission info: closed rn
> art trades: Maybe
> requests: Nope
> gifts: Friends only

C O N T A C T I N F O
> skype: fincky., period included, feel free to add me!
> twitter: norseblue
> deviantart: gillrot

Alright, I'm just gonna get right in to it!

COMMISSIONS:
I've overwhelmed myself in the amount of commissions I've been taking, so after I've finished on the ones pending, I'm not taking any more for a long while.
I was thinking of doing YCH's only to make it easier on myself, but I don't know. I do like doing YCH's, and I have some good ideas, but I don't know if ya'll be up for that! Please let me know!!

My art style's changed a lot, but for the commissions/ych I'm working on now 'll be sticking to the style you see so you don't have to worry about a sudden switch to a style you didn't sign up for!
I've also decided, to stress myself out less I'm going to set up a schedule for when I do commission arts to not stress myself out more than I am already. Most of the commissions I have are nsfw, and I can't do those during the day while my uncle and aunt are awake, as they're strictly religious and peek over my screen constantly.

LIFE:
I have anxiety, and I'm behind on my final painting for my painting class.
That is a bad thing.
I have maybe three weeks to get one normal painting plus a very large painting finished. I've been sick a lot so I've fallen pretty significantly behind. That's bad. That's a whole lot more stress on me. As soon as that's over I will feel FREEEEEE!
Still job hunting!
If anyone has suggestions on how to get in on a job, lemme know!


ART:
My style has changed pretty significantly, and I'll be posting some art I've been kind of afraid to post earlier due to a fear of backlash, but then I realized, I'm doing this for fun and this style's more fun for me, so fuckit. If you don't like it, suck it.
(I totally meant to rhyme. Really.)


AAaaahhh this has been my longest journal yet and I'm sorry for all the delays!
I'll try to keep everyone updated more often!
Thanks for your patience!
-Norse

Vore?
Casual nsfw, what?
Lay it on me, don't hold back!

Issue has been resolved.

I started having a fuck ton of anxiety attacks and then I got really really sick.
I'm better now,I'm just slow.
Gonna be getting the ball rolling soon though, got nibs and everything, just not going to stress myself out.

On a brighter side I got a new art program, one I've been really interested in trying out, courtesy of  Xanfire<3
Once I get a hang of it, I'll be working in that program instead.

My aunt decided I did something wrong so now she's turning the web off at ten again.
She's also not letting my fucking cats inside whicch pisses me off beyond reason. I feed them in my room and the strays that made their place on my front porch keep chasing them away from the food.
But oh, her cat can come and go in and out as she pleases.
She's also threatened to give my beardie away because I was out of town and he had splashed all the water out of his fucking dish so she thought I was neglecting him, when I clearly stated, as I do everytime I g out of tow, especially since his tank is in the fucking living room, "Please feed and water bammie while I'm gone."
She normally does but some bitch seed crawled up that dirty old hole of hers and she decided to turn a nice weekend away into a series of anxiety attacks.
She's refused to let me plug in his heating lamp because my uncle says there are too many outlets takken up, but then she refuses to let me take him into my room where te only thing plugged in is my laptop because "you don't take care of him when he's in there".
Correction, he's out of her control when he's in here.
Speaking of anxiety I'm missing more and more school because of the anxiety and the depression that she is a major fucking part of.
I'm 22, I'm good to my fucking animals, Itry my hardest in school, and I tried my hardest to ge a job in this dead in tow but this is too fucking much. I really, really need my mom to get that apartment. I don't know how much longer I'm going to last here.

I FUCKIGN HATE IT HERE I SWEAR TO GOD
THEY JUDGE EVERY LITTLE THING I DO
MY AUNT DISCOURAGES ME FROM MY DREAMS EVERY STEP OF THE FUCKING WAY
EVERY GOD DAMN THING I DO IS FUCKING WRONG
WHEN I TRY MY HARDEST I'M NOT TRYING ENOUGH
WHEN I HAVE ANXIETY ATTACKS I'M SUPPOSED TO JUST GET OVER IT
THEY'VE NEVER BEEN TO COLLEGE, THEY DON'T UNDERSTAND ANYTHING ABOUT MY MAJOR
BUT STILL MY AUNT INSISTS ON CHOOSING MY FUCKING CLASSES LIKE SHE'S TRYING TO CHOOSE MY FUCKING FUTURE BECAUSE
I QUOTE
"YOU'RE NOT CHOOSING THE RIGHT CLASSES"
BITCH THESE ARE THE CLASSES MY COUNCELOR CHOSE
I AM 22
I AM DOING MY BEST
AND THEN THERE'S THE FUCKING JOB BULLSHIT.
THERE ARE NO OPENINGS, AND THE OPENINGS THAT I APPLY FOR, THAT I KEEP GOING BACK TO CHECK IN FOR, THAT I'M STILL NOT QUALIFIED FOR, IT'S MY FUCKING FAULT THAT I DIDN'T GET THE FUCKING JOB.
YOU HAVE TO BE FUCKING QUADLINGUAL ANYMORE TO GET A JOB IN THIS FUCKING TOWN, MY UNCLE HAS HAD TO GO OUT OF TOWN FOR TWENTY FUCKING
YEARS FOR HIS JOB

THESE ARE THE PEOPLE WHO'D VOTE FOR DUCKING TRUMP BEFORE THEY VOTE FOR ANYONE ON THE DEMOCRATIC SIDE.


AND NOW IT'S FUCKING FOODSTAMPS.
I'M SUPPOSED TO BUY THE FUCKING FOOD FOR MYSELF WITH MY FOODSTAMPS?
THESE FUCKEERS MAKE ME BUY THE FOOD THEY WANT, EAT IT ALL AND THEN GET PISSED WHEN I EAT THE SHIT THEY BUY
LIKE BITCH
DON'T TAKE THE BEEF ROAT *I* BOUGHT, TURN IT INTO A STEW AND THEN TELL ME I CAN'T HAVE A MAJORITY OF THE FUCKING LEFTOVERS I WILL EAT WHAT I BOUGHT AND I WILL ENJOY IT


BUT I WON'T,
because I'm weak.
Because I don't have the backbone to speak out without the fear of backlash.
I really hope my mom gets an apartment soon...
I'm tired of being depressed.

mid cook because they're too lazy to find their own shit to eat and you don't want to fucking fry everything to feed everybody fucking god I hate it here.

 Xanfire's helping me out and the nibs have been ordered!
the commissions will soon be back on track!!!!

So I finished the rough sketch of the YCH!
Next I will refine it line color and shade!

But first I need nibs.
during halloween someone got into my pencil bag, took a few dollars, took my good sketching pencil, and took my bag of nibs
It's like they just claw machined and left it.
I know who did it but I don't want to call them out
I mean I do, but I'd rather just never talk to them again and let them wonder if they found out I figured it out.

Anyway, if you can buy me a baggy of nibs for a wacom bamboo, ones like these: http://www.ebay.com/itm/5x-NEW-Blac.....IAAOSwZd1Ve3as

I'll do a shaded sketch in return, which looks something like this: http://sta.sh/0qdebws7h4y

Thank you for your patience with me and I'm so sorry that I'm making you guys wait this long.

-Norse

Since it didn't get done in time, I'd like to add a a free fullbody sketch on top of it.
I feel really bad that I couldn't get it done on Halloween.
Please comment or note what you want.
I'll try to get it done by this friday.

My aunt had scheduled to get my 2 cat + her cat Nancy fixed today, and now Ragnar, my female won't sit still and Sid's under 24 hour surveillance because of hemotoma due to his age, so I'm constantly watching these two making sure stitches don't pop and Sid doesn't bleed out.

THIS WAS WRITTEN 10/28/15

TOS

Apparently I need one of these since piece of shit feel like they can take advantage of my services and order me around and constantly ask for shit at unreasonably low prices.


1. I may take quite a while to complete the work due to school, emotional, or health problems. I have anxiety, I have depression, and I am easily stressed out, which means DO NOT RUSH ME. Not only is it rude it's very irritating and stressful. If I feel that you are rushing me I will talk to you about it first. If you continue to do so, I will take the money out of what I've completed, and I will refund you the remainder, and then I will place you on my blacklist.

2. Do not ask me to lower my prices. That will land you on my blacklist. I have supplies to buy for my art classes, I also purchase my own clothes, food, and other NECESSITIES.

3. If you ask for a refund after I've started your work, you will get the remainder after I have subtracted out the costs of what I have completed. This applies only for the sketching stage. Otherwise you're shit out of luck.

4. YOU HAVE A MONTH AFTER YOU'VE PAID ME AND SEEN PROGRESS TO ASK FOR A REFUND. A month after payment and I have shown you progress of the work, all requests for refund are null and void. If you are continually rude to me I will blacklist you and you will not receive a refund after that point.

5. I AM AN ARTIST, NOT A ROBOT/SLAVE. DO NOT TREAT ME AS SUCH. BREAKING ANYTHING ON MY TOS I WILL BLACKLIST YOU AND YOU WILL NOT RECEIVE A REFUND

6. THERE IS A SELECT FEW PEOPLE I WILL DRAW VORE FOR UPON REQUEST/COMMISSION, THOSE PEOPLE ARE  xanfire,  iragremka,  darkdragon7761, and  blaze_the_wolf_2
I'm not a fan of it and unless I've specifically said "I'm taking x amount of slots for vore, or I've got a YCH up, do not ask for it.

BLACKLIST
Torrell (don't knowhis social media) For being the reason I had to make this TOS

My eye's giving me a break and my new pen nibs came in, praise teh lawd!

My eye is infected and I can't wear contacts right now, and without them I'm basically blind, I can only see about a half a foot from my face so until this clears up, I can't really do shit without making everything look pretty godawful.
I'm hoping it;ll clear up before halloween so I could finish some things and get them out there, but as of now I am basically useledd.

And my aunt and uncle just told me that since I'm only taking three classes I have thirty days to get a job or I'm out.

This wouldn't be as upsetting if
A. This was the day before my birthday,
B. I hadn't been trying to get a job for the last year and a half.

http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/7053299/
 melaniecaffrey Needs some serious aide, her house burnt dow and her husband, David I believe took some serious damage.
I know that not everyone can offer financial aide, but please, if you can, help out.
Otherwise spread the word and send your well wishes.
Emotional support in these situations are just as valuable.

The base is by angler!
Ifsomeonecouldfixitbetterplzdo
i'mshitw/bases

I started adding + paypal tax to my commission prices?
I'm just tired of having money taken out of my commissions.
They just took two dollars out of a 40 dollar commission.
That might not seem like a lot but these commissions are my only source of income at the moment and it really does hurt me.

Full body flatcolored sketches with up to two characters!
Examples:
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/16129156/
http://www.furaffinity.net/full/17169742/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/17400962/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/16145998/


Open slots:

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http://www.furaffinity.net/view/17270837/
It's like a mint chocolate panda baby!
I'd buy it myself if I had actual money XD