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Posted 3 years agoNsfw art stream and tunes (aka no mic)
I'm just doing personal doodles, so no requests or anything
https://picarto.tv/CthulhusDream
I'm just doing personal doodles, so no requests or anything
https://picarto.tv/CthulhusDream
NSFW art stream
Posted 6 years ago**NSFW** art stream at https://picarto.tv/CthulhusDream
No mic, just music
No mic, just music
Hoppy birthdae!
Posted 8 years agoToday is my birthday, I turn 31 D=
Lol getting older is weird, but it's not that bad. Woohoo!
Lol getting older is weird, but it's not that bad. Woohoo!
Commissions open, very few slots
Posted 8 years agoNot doing this first come first serve. I'd really like to do one or two pieces that peak my interest and tickles my fancy. This post is going across multiple platforms so if I don't get to yours I'm sorry but maybe I'll be able to pick it next time.
Base rate is $50 per single character image, any additional character is $25
Opening for a:
• Single character, will take 2nd character but will be additional 25$
• Hard-edge pixel art with cell shading and highlights.
• Simple or gradient/solid color background.
Note me for entries!
Price may increase depending on complexity and difficulty.
Payment will be taken at halfway point, when you're shown a sketch and state if any revisions needed. Once payment clears, picture will be completed.
Stuff I love drawing:
• Porn!!!!!!
• Monsters of all sorts. Demons, Lovecraftian horrors, mythological beasties. That thing right behind you!
• "Creepy" traditional anthro species like spiders, snakes, rats, bats, possums, cockroaches, deep see fishies
• All of the naughty bits, especially if they're generous in size =3
• Any and all genders and orientations
Stuff I will draw:
• SFW stuff
• More traditional anthro furries
• Light blood and gore
• Light vore
Stuff I will NOT draw:
• Scat, pee, diapers, and anything involving the toilet in any capacity
• Hard gore (edgy blood and guts everywhere)
• Hard vore, related to above
Examples of what art style I will be drawing in, with gradient or solid backgrounds:
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/25687819/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/25868873/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/25007479/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/25895050/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/25859106/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/7484672/
Examples of art with "simple backgrounds":
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/25178463/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/22187792/ (FYI will not be doing art in this softer brush art style)
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/8395603/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/17751211/ (FYI will not be doing art in this softer brush art style)
I'll leave this up for a few days. unless I get a few great idea up front lol.
Base rate is $50 per single character image, any additional character is $25
Opening for a:
• Single character, will take 2nd character but will be additional 25$
• Hard-edge pixel art with cell shading and highlights.
• Simple or gradient/solid color background.
Note me for entries!
Price may increase depending on complexity and difficulty.
Payment will be taken at halfway point, when you're shown a sketch and state if any revisions needed. Once payment clears, picture will be completed.
Stuff I love drawing:
• Porn!!!!!!
• Monsters of all sorts. Demons, Lovecraftian horrors, mythological beasties. That thing right behind you!
• "Creepy" traditional anthro species like spiders, snakes, rats, bats, possums, cockroaches, deep see fishies
• All of the naughty bits, especially if they're generous in size =3
• Any and all genders and orientations
Stuff I will draw:
• SFW stuff
• More traditional anthro furries
• Light blood and gore
• Light vore
Stuff I will NOT draw:
• Scat, pee, diapers, and anything involving the toilet in any capacity
• Hard gore (edgy blood and guts everywhere)
• Hard vore, related to above
Examples of what art style I will be drawing in, with gradient or solid backgrounds:
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/25687819/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/25868873/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/25007479/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/25895050/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/25859106/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/7484672/
Examples of art with "simple backgrounds":
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/25178463/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/22187792/ (FYI will not be doing art in this softer brush art style)
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/8395603/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/17751211/ (FYI will not be doing art in this softer brush art style)
I'll leave this up for a few days. unless I get a few great idea up front lol.
Created a Gargoyles™ race for D&D 5e
Posted 9 years agoYeah sorry I don't do much drawing anymore (blame my xbox XD) but somewhere between load screens I went and created another playable race for D&D. They are very obviously based on the awesome Disney show for way back but to avoid any possible legal issues, correct a common misnomer, and because there are already vanilla gargoyles as monsters; this race of player characters are called Grotesque.
So far it's untested and still somewhat a wip but I think it has good potential. Any and all comments, suggestions and critiques are very, very welcomed. Bonus: I'm really hoping my dm will let me play one for Curse of Strahd =D
I've also posted it on reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dndnext/co.....goyle_pc_race/
Here is a straight link to the google doc: https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B9.....ew?usp=sharing
And for the link shy here is a copy pasted version:
A shadowy winged figure is perched atop a castle battlement, a bastion of law and right, ready to swoop down upon any injustice in the night to be brought into the searing heavy light of day.
Flesh and Stone
Grotesque are an offshoot, or divergent evolution, and antithesis of their fully stone kin gargoyles. Somewhere through their ancient origin, whether though natural selection or outside tinkering, the grotesques split from their evil chaotic brethren and became heralds of law and protection. Unlike their entirely lithic relatives the grotesque developed two distinct nocturnal and diurnal forms, switching from flesh and bone at night to living stone during the day.
Grotesque come in a wide array of shapes and forms. Clans developing in different regions often, but not always, share similar traits. Almost all grotesque are bipedal but some may have digitigrade legs like that of a dog or wolf while others share the same plantigrade legs of most other races. Most, but not all, grotesque have tails that may be long and spade or club tipped, short and thickly pointed, ridged and spiked resembling a reptile or dragons tail, or some may be finned or feathered helping with flight. Wing shape is also quite varied, but all sharing a vertebrate theme. Often the wings resemble shapes like that of pterodactyls, bats, birds, and flying squirrels. Most grotesque have adopted a habit of folding their wings onto their bodies when not in use, often being mistaken for a long cloak with the claws of the wings acting as a clasp.
During the twilight hours an individual grotesque’s skin hair and eye color may range almost any tint, but their hide typically appears more as a muted greyed palette than a vibrant glowing hue. While in the dim hours of night it is also sometimes observed that the eyes of a grotesque will glow with a furious red accompanied by a great roar when enraged. It is not known if the glow is a trick of light, hidden innate ability, or mere folklore by overly frightened opponents. Skin texture also varies and may resemble a normal human’s or be feathered, furred, scaled, or knobby and cragged.
During the daylight hours, while in their more geologic form, grotesque’s outward appearance is that of any common stone. Generally belonging to one’s home region the stone’s appearance may for example be: in a volcanic region look glassy and black or dark and porous like cooled lava, one’s stone from a river delta or sedimentary area may be banded or striped, some from mountainous regions may be rough and gray like limestone or dark and stepped like slate, from lowland regions many are angular and a dull red like hardened clay or crumbly and pebbled like sandstone, while others may be pale and veined with darker colors like marble.
Grotesque facial structure and features are ordinarily similar to parentage and relatives but many vary wildly amongst clans and may even among siblings. Most grotesque have one or more rows of horns, usually a short spike followed by a longer or more elaborate horn, and all have pointed teeth. Horns can vary in style from pointed and simple to curved and intersecting, or even more animalistic shapes are common like those of the ram or deer. A grotesque’s face may resemble a humans, a toothed avian like beak, or even an underslung jaw with protruding bottom teeth. Other grotesque features may have an entirely more animalistic cast resembling a humanoid common animal like a bird, swine, reptile, lion, or horse.
Justice Above All
While every character is unique moat grotesque have a strong sense of self, pride, family, justice, and a desire to protect those close to them. This trait is strongly reinforced through teaching among their clan; it is also something they know by nature, in cases where one has grown up away from a clan or family they still find themselves in similar protector roles and situations.
Battlements and Rooks
Grotesque live and thrive near the cities and towns of other races. While not typically owning any land or home proper, grotesque are content sharing residency with anyone who would have them in exchange for their watchful eye and strong back. Grotesque are especially fond of large stone work buildings like castles, citadels, and great churches; whose residents more often than not are grateful to have them. Grotesque, even if not directly related, living together in the same region often from a family group commonly referred to as a clan. This clan is led by one or a pair of grotesque acting as kings and or queens, where their word is law.
Grotesque bear young in the form of eggs, these eggs are laid in an underground stony nest called a rook. Eggs resemble cold hewn stone and can be left unattended but are still somewhat fragile and can be seized by predators. Because of this most rooks are located in repurposed root or wine cellars or other subterranean fortified locations. For a lack of a better location some rooks can be located in empty dungeons and caves.
Although one grotesque may obviously resemble their parentage, maternal and paternal roles are shared by the clan as a whole and all young are treated as such. Through some twist of the genes some grotesque are born into a more bestial and animalistic form, resembling a wingless four legged canid version of a grotesque. These beastly ones are treated no differently among the clan, and while still somewhat intelligent these creatures have a more basic instinct and bestial nature and thus rarely if ever leave their home cities or towns.
Grotesque Names
Grotesques are neither given nor use proper names between themselves and are referred to by simple titles such as brother, sister, leader, mate, lover, etc. However once a grotesque leaves their clan and encounter the outside world many take up names for the ease of friends and acquaintances. One will usually pick a name of a common landmark or town associated with their home or a name of the common tongue in the region.
Common Grotesque Names From Large Cities: Almraiven, Berdusk, Bildoobaris, Chethel, Derlusk, Dhaztanar, Earthfast, Elbulder, Elturel, Escalant, Eshpurta, Esmeltaran, Everlund, Fireshear, Hlath, Iljak, Immilmar, Iriaebor, Keltar, Luskan, Mintar, Nathlekh, Neverwinter, Nimpeth, Orvyltar, Phsant, Procampur, Proskur, Reth, Scornubel, Sundabar, Telflamm, Telos, Teshburl, Trailsend, Tsurlagol, Tukan, Ulatos, Vilkstead, Waterdeep, Yeshpek, Yhaunn, Zhentil
Common Grotesque Names From Small Cities: Ansi, Archtassel ,Aru Ashabenford, Ch'Chitl, Chang-liu-shui, Daggerford, Dhedluk, Dlusk, Elion, Espar, Eveningstar, Ganam, Goldenfields, Hardbuckler, Hardcastle, Hundelstone, Jukum, Leilon, Lilinuk, Lomaraj, Lowhill, Nashkel, Nesmé, Nimlith, Oparl, Priapurl, Quaervarr, Samra, Secomber, Thundertree, Tyrluk, Voonlar, Waymoot, Winterhaven, Yapoza, Ylraphon
Beyond the Castle Walls
As mentioned grotesque have an innate urge to protect and serve. This trait usually takes the form of guarding local lords and city streets but this may also drive one to seek out and destroy injustices. Not a creature seeking property or wealth the grotesque often take up adventuring to follow a hero into a great battle or join a group of noble adventurers on a quest to right wrongs and smite chaotic forces.
Grotesque Traits
Your grotesque character has certain traits shared with all of its kind.
Ability Score Increase: Your Constitution score increases by 2, and your Strength score increases by 1.
Age: Grotesque mature at about the same rate as humans but can live up to four times as long.
Alignment: Grotesques are generally good or neutral and very often lawfully aligned. Their strong sense of justice generally holds them more to a righteous or dutiful nature rather than one led by whim or emotion.
Size: Due to their innate abilities a grotesque’s weight can fluctuate wildly between day and night cycles, While remaining average human height your weight can range anywhere from over 300 pounds to just above average human weight. Your size is medium.
Speed: Your base speed is 20 or 30 depending on whether it is day or night, respectively.
Darkvision: Thanks to your elemental blood, you have superior vision in dark and dim conditions. You can see in dim light within 60 feet of you as if it were bright light, and in darkness as if it were dim light. You can't discern color in darkness, only shades of gray.
Sun Sync: Your unique blood grants specific bonuses or penalties based on whether the sun is risen or set. No matter your location in the world or current situation your internal clock is always precisely synced with day and night cycles of that area. Upon entering a plane with no solar cycles you must succeed a DC 13 Intelligence (Arcana) check, or be stuck in your current form until returning to a plane with day and night cycles.
Flesh and Stone: Your ancestry offers boons and hindrances based on the suns position in the sky. This transition happens involuntarily and automatically, you may move as normal but can take no other actions. The transformation takes a full round to complete.
During the day at precisely sunup these abilities take effect:
• You become resistant to non-magical piercing damage.
• Your base walking speed becomes 20 feet.
• You lose your flight ability by simply being too heavy and stiff to properly maneuver.
• You do not age while in stone form accounting for your longer lifespan.
During the night at precisely sunset these abilities take effect:
• You gain the flight ability. Your flying speed is 35 feet.
• Because you are accustomed to your diurnal stony heft and bulk, you may wear medium or heavy armor while flying but it must be modified to fit your wings. The cost to alter your gear to be suitable for flight is equal to half the cost of the gear.
• When taking your turn, you must move at least half your fly speed or fall to the ground at the end of it.
• Your base walking speed becomes 30 feet.
Familiar Stone: During the day while in your rocky form you are immune to the petrified condition. At night or while stuck in your living flesh form you have advantage on saves against petrification, and any save failed instead transforms you to your daylight stone form. You may make saves as normal to reverse petrification. If the save is failed, during the next sundown cycle you lose the condition and return to your normal nocturnal living skin.
Language: You can speak, read, and write Common and Primordial. Primordial is an ancient language spoke through different dialects by all elementals, it is also the basis for Giant and was once warped and twisted by magic to become Abyssal.
So far it's untested and still somewhat a wip but I think it has good potential. Any and all comments, suggestions and critiques are very, very welcomed. Bonus: I'm really hoping my dm will let me play one for Curse of Strahd =D
I've also posted it on reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dndnext/co.....goyle_pc_race/
Here is a straight link to the google doc: https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B9.....ew?usp=sharing
And for the link shy here is a copy pasted version:
GrotesqueA shadowy winged figure is perched atop a castle battlement, a bastion of law and right, ready to swoop down upon any injustice in the night to be brought into the searing heavy light of day.
Flesh and Stone
Grotesque are an offshoot, or divergent evolution, and antithesis of their fully stone kin gargoyles. Somewhere through their ancient origin, whether though natural selection or outside tinkering, the grotesques split from their evil chaotic brethren and became heralds of law and protection. Unlike their entirely lithic relatives the grotesque developed two distinct nocturnal and diurnal forms, switching from flesh and bone at night to living stone during the day.
Grotesque come in a wide array of shapes and forms. Clans developing in different regions often, but not always, share similar traits. Almost all grotesque are bipedal but some may have digitigrade legs like that of a dog or wolf while others share the same plantigrade legs of most other races. Most, but not all, grotesque have tails that may be long and spade or club tipped, short and thickly pointed, ridged and spiked resembling a reptile or dragons tail, or some may be finned or feathered helping with flight. Wing shape is also quite varied, but all sharing a vertebrate theme. Often the wings resemble shapes like that of pterodactyls, bats, birds, and flying squirrels. Most grotesque have adopted a habit of folding their wings onto their bodies when not in use, often being mistaken for a long cloak with the claws of the wings acting as a clasp.
During the twilight hours an individual grotesque’s skin hair and eye color may range almost any tint, but their hide typically appears more as a muted greyed palette than a vibrant glowing hue. While in the dim hours of night it is also sometimes observed that the eyes of a grotesque will glow with a furious red accompanied by a great roar when enraged. It is not known if the glow is a trick of light, hidden innate ability, or mere folklore by overly frightened opponents. Skin texture also varies and may resemble a normal human’s or be feathered, furred, scaled, or knobby and cragged.
During the daylight hours, while in their more geologic form, grotesque’s outward appearance is that of any common stone. Generally belonging to one’s home region the stone’s appearance may for example be: in a volcanic region look glassy and black or dark and porous like cooled lava, one’s stone from a river delta or sedimentary area may be banded or striped, some from mountainous regions may be rough and gray like limestone or dark and stepped like slate, from lowland regions many are angular and a dull red like hardened clay or crumbly and pebbled like sandstone, while others may be pale and veined with darker colors like marble.
Grotesque facial structure and features are ordinarily similar to parentage and relatives but many vary wildly amongst clans and may even among siblings. Most grotesque have one or more rows of horns, usually a short spike followed by a longer or more elaborate horn, and all have pointed teeth. Horns can vary in style from pointed and simple to curved and intersecting, or even more animalistic shapes are common like those of the ram or deer. A grotesque’s face may resemble a humans, a toothed avian like beak, or even an underslung jaw with protruding bottom teeth. Other grotesque features may have an entirely more animalistic cast resembling a humanoid common animal like a bird, swine, reptile, lion, or horse.
Justice Above All
While every character is unique moat grotesque have a strong sense of self, pride, family, justice, and a desire to protect those close to them. This trait is strongly reinforced through teaching among their clan; it is also something they know by nature, in cases where one has grown up away from a clan or family they still find themselves in similar protector roles and situations.
Battlements and Rooks
Grotesque live and thrive near the cities and towns of other races. While not typically owning any land or home proper, grotesque are content sharing residency with anyone who would have them in exchange for their watchful eye and strong back. Grotesque are especially fond of large stone work buildings like castles, citadels, and great churches; whose residents more often than not are grateful to have them. Grotesque, even if not directly related, living together in the same region often from a family group commonly referred to as a clan. This clan is led by one or a pair of grotesque acting as kings and or queens, where their word is law.
Grotesque bear young in the form of eggs, these eggs are laid in an underground stony nest called a rook. Eggs resemble cold hewn stone and can be left unattended but are still somewhat fragile and can be seized by predators. Because of this most rooks are located in repurposed root or wine cellars or other subterranean fortified locations. For a lack of a better location some rooks can be located in empty dungeons and caves.
Although one grotesque may obviously resemble their parentage, maternal and paternal roles are shared by the clan as a whole and all young are treated as such. Through some twist of the genes some grotesque are born into a more bestial and animalistic form, resembling a wingless four legged canid version of a grotesque. These beastly ones are treated no differently among the clan, and while still somewhat intelligent these creatures have a more basic instinct and bestial nature and thus rarely if ever leave their home cities or towns.
Grotesque Names
Grotesques are neither given nor use proper names between themselves and are referred to by simple titles such as brother, sister, leader, mate, lover, etc. However once a grotesque leaves their clan and encounter the outside world many take up names for the ease of friends and acquaintances. One will usually pick a name of a common landmark or town associated with their home or a name of the common tongue in the region.
Common Grotesque Names From Large Cities: Almraiven, Berdusk, Bildoobaris, Chethel, Derlusk, Dhaztanar, Earthfast, Elbulder, Elturel, Escalant, Eshpurta, Esmeltaran, Everlund, Fireshear, Hlath, Iljak, Immilmar, Iriaebor, Keltar, Luskan, Mintar, Nathlekh, Neverwinter, Nimpeth, Orvyltar, Phsant, Procampur, Proskur, Reth, Scornubel, Sundabar, Telflamm, Telos, Teshburl, Trailsend, Tsurlagol, Tukan, Ulatos, Vilkstead, Waterdeep, Yeshpek, Yhaunn, Zhentil
Common Grotesque Names From Small Cities: Ansi, Archtassel ,Aru Ashabenford, Ch'Chitl, Chang-liu-shui, Daggerford, Dhedluk, Dlusk, Elion, Espar, Eveningstar, Ganam, Goldenfields, Hardbuckler, Hardcastle, Hundelstone, Jukum, Leilon, Lilinuk, Lomaraj, Lowhill, Nashkel, Nesmé, Nimlith, Oparl, Priapurl, Quaervarr, Samra, Secomber, Thundertree, Tyrluk, Voonlar, Waymoot, Winterhaven, Yapoza, Ylraphon
Beyond the Castle Walls
As mentioned grotesque have an innate urge to protect and serve. This trait usually takes the form of guarding local lords and city streets but this may also drive one to seek out and destroy injustices. Not a creature seeking property or wealth the grotesque often take up adventuring to follow a hero into a great battle or join a group of noble adventurers on a quest to right wrongs and smite chaotic forces.
Grotesque Traits
Your grotesque character has certain traits shared with all of its kind.
Ability Score Increase: Your Constitution score increases by 2, and your Strength score increases by 1.
Age: Grotesque mature at about the same rate as humans but can live up to four times as long.
Alignment: Grotesques are generally good or neutral and very often lawfully aligned. Their strong sense of justice generally holds them more to a righteous or dutiful nature rather than one led by whim or emotion.
Size: Due to their innate abilities a grotesque’s weight can fluctuate wildly between day and night cycles, While remaining average human height your weight can range anywhere from over 300 pounds to just above average human weight. Your size is medium.
Speed: Your base speed is 20 or 30 depending on whether it is day or night, respectively.
Darkvision: Thanks to your elemental blood, you have superior vision in dark and dim conditions. You can see in dim light within 60 feet of you as if it were bright light, and in darkness as if it were dim light. You can't discern color in darkness, only shades of gray.
Sun Sync: Your unique blood grants specific bonuses or penalties based on whether the sun is risen or set. No matter your location in the world or current situation your internal clock is always precisely synced with day and night cycles of that area. Upon entering a plane with no solar cycles you must succeed a DC 13 Intelligence (Arcana) check, or be stuck in your current form until returning to a plane with day and night cycles.
Flesh and Stone: Your ancestry offers boons and hindrances based on the suns position in the sky. This transition happens involuntarily and automatically, you may move as normal but can take no other actions. The transformation takes a full round to complete.
During the day at precisely sunup these abilities take effect:
• You become resistant to non-magical piercing damage.
• Your base walking speed becomes 20 feet.
• You lose your flight ability by simply being too heavy and stiff to properly maneuver.
• You do not age while in stone form accounting for your longer lifespan.
During the night at precisely sunset these abilities take effect:
• You gain the flight ability. Your flying speed is 35 feet.
• Because you are accustomed to your diurnal stony heft and bulk, you may wear medium or heavy armor while flying but it must be modified to fit your wings. The cost to alter your gear to be suitable for flight is equal to half the cost of the gear.
• When taking your turn, you must move at least half your fly speed or fall to the ground at the end of it.
• Your base walking speed becomes 30 feet.
Familiar Stone: During the day while in your rocky form you are immune to the petrified condition. At night or while stuck in your living flesh form you have advantage on saves against petrification, and any save failed instead transforms you to your daylight stone form. You may make saves as normal to reverse petrification. If the save is failed, during the next sundown cycle you lose the condition and return to your normal nocturnal living skin.
Language: You can speak, read, and write Common and Primordial. Primordial is an ancient language spoke through different dialects by all elementals, it is also the basis for Giant and was once warped and twisted by magic to become Abyssal.
Commissions CLOSED SRY...
Posted 10 years agoDoing a limited run of 5 or so, just to try and stretch my tentacles.
Keep in mind my gallery and the art therein demons, monsters, tentacles, and claws are my forte and will probably yield best results.
http://www.furaffinity.net/commissi.....owingfrenulum/
I take paypal and payment email will be given upon confirmation of commission.
Any interested will put a simple comment here and once confirmed will then send a note with any relevant refs, ideas, etc.
_______________________________________________________________________________
TOS Stuff:
• Payment will be half on sketch approval, and half on completion.
• All artwork completed will be posted here on my FA, and you are free to post on yours with proper credit given and a link to my page/original post.
• You will receive highest res pic available.
• Artwork and any watermarking may not be tampered with or removed but may be copied, posted, or traced with proper credit given to me.
• By agreeing to the commission you agree to all these terms.
_______________________________________________________________________________
Slots:
1.
xiesin
2.
3.
4.
5.
Keep in mind my gallery and the art therein demons, monsters, tentacles, and claws are my forte and will probably yield best results.
http://www.furaffinity.net/commissi.....owingfrenulum/
I take paypal and payment email will be given upon confirmation of commission.
Any interested will put a simple comment here and once confirmed will then send a note with any relevant refs, ideas, etc.
_______________________________________________________________________________
TOS Stuff:
• Payment will be half on sketch approval, and half on completion.
• All artwork completed will be posted here on my FA, and you are free to post on yours with proper credit given and a link to my page/original post.
• You will receive highest res pic available.
• Artwork and any watermarking may not be tampered with or removed but may be copied, posted, or traced with proper credit given to me.
• By agreeing to the commission you agree to all these terms.
_______________________________________________________________________________
Slots:
1.
xiesin2.
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5.
Halloween meme: I'm a zombie....fairy?
Posted 10 years agoVAMPIRE
[X] You'd Rather Be Pale Than Tan.
[] You Like To Eat Or Drink Red Things.
[X] You're Lustful/Sexual.
[] When You're Kissing Someone, You Tend To Bite Them.
[] You're Dark, Mysterious, And Seductive.
[] You've Tasted Your Own Blood Before And Liked It.
[X] Being Out In The Sun Too Long Makes You Feel Weak.
[] You're graceful, lithe, and can appear threatening or dangerous to others.
[] You have incredible charm and can get people to do nearly anything.
[X] You're more active at night
Total: 4 Yeah kinda knew this one lol I'm the opposite of lithe and graceful
INCUBUS/SUCCUBUS
[X] You're Incredibly Lustful/Sexual.
[X] Sex Is Almost Always On Your Mind.
[] You Could Make Someone Completely In Love With You By Merely Kissing Them.
[X] You're Not A Virgin.
[] You Burn Through Lovers Quickly.
[] You Can Make Love With Someone And Drop Them In The Same Breath.
[] If You Don't "Feed" Your Lust, You Go Insane.
[] You Have Strong/Long Nails.
[] You Could Get Nearly Anyone You Want.
Total: 3 I'm a monster porn artist and a huge perv but I'm quite solitary and happy to not be skeevy and "on the hunt"
WEREWOLF
[X] You have a bad temper.
[] You're incredibly physically strong and fast.
[X] You Love The Moon.
[] You're Very Loyal.
[] If You Love Someone, You'll Do Whatever You Possibly Can To Protect Them.
[X] You Would Go On A Devastated Rampage Should Your Loved Ones Be Harmed.
[X] You Like Dogs.
[] You're fairly Sturdy in stature.
[X] You're Either A Good Leader Or A Solitary Person.
[X] You Have A Hard Time Controlling Yourself Half Of The Time.
Total: 6 not bad, does it help I have a huge full beard and am covered in fur (hair) lol? Also as this points out I'm kind of a shitty person sometimes =)
NEKO(Cat-Person)/WERECAT
[X] You Like Cats.
[] You're lithe and agile.
[] You could fall off of anything and always land on your feet.
[] You Like Gymnastics.
[X] You Love To Eat Seafood.
[] You're Affectionate And Cozy.
[] If Someone Is Able To Sneak Up On You And Startle You, You Jump Up Or Swat At Them.
[] You Like Yarn.
[] You Like Chasing Things.
[] You're An Excellent Hunter/Fighter.
Total: 2 I love kitties but I'm anything but feline lol
ZOMBIE
[X] You're An Outcast.
[X] You Feel As If You're Not Truly Alive.
[X] You'll Moan When You're Hurt Rather Than Scream Or Cry
[X] You Tend To Zone Out.
[X] You Don't Feel Very Smart.
[X] You Like Worms.
[X] You Like Taking Things Slowly.
[X] You Like Odd Foods.
[X] You Prefer To Suffer In Silence.
[X] You Don't Get Much Sleep.
Total: 10 out of 10, wow. Yeah this or werewolf were probably gonna be my dead ringer (hah!) guesses when starting this.
SPIRIT/GHOST
[] You're Invisible.
[] You Have An Oddly Eerie Presence.
[] You Can Send Chills Down A Person's Spine Just By Looking At Them.
[X] You Have Messy Hair That Is Partially/Completely In Your Face.
[] You're Incredibly Gentle.
[X] You're Very Shy Around Someone You Find Attractive
[X] You Tend To Simply Disappear When no One's Looking.
[] You Enjoy Scaring People.
[X] You Like The Indoors.
[] You Are Deeply Connected To The Ones You Love No Matter What Happens.
Total: 4 I have short top hair but my beard is unkempt as fuck so I'll say it’s a pass
GHOUL
[] You Will Eat Just About Anything.
[] You Like To Attack People Verbally Or Physically.
[] You Are Thrilled If You Can Make Someone Bleed.
[] You Wouldn't Care If You Hurt Someone As Long As You Can Get What You Want From Them.
[] You Like Stalking People.
[] You Find It Fun To Crawl Into Tight, Small, Cramped, Dirty Spaces.
[X] You Get Hungry Easily.
[] You Like Torture.
[] You live to hurt people.
[] You Like The Idea Of Being Insane.
Total: 1, I like ghouls in books and movies but here they are awfully mean and vindictive. I guess this one just states I'm fat and always hungry lol
WITCH
[] You're Into Wicca/Paganism.
[X] You Like Magical Objects.
[] You Believe In Magic.
[X] You Perform Odd Rituals On A Daily Basis.
[] People Find You Intolerably Cruel.
[] You enjoy manipulating people.
[] You Feel Deeply In Touch With Nature And Hate Industrialization.
[X] You Love Black Cats/Ravens.
[] You Practice Voodoo
[] You Tend To Laugh Hysterically While Picking Up On Someone You Find Attractive.
Total: 3 The idea of magic and Wicca is cool and somewhat appealing, but it’s about as real as any other fantasy religion *cough*christianity*cough* =D
SHAPE-SHIFTER
[] You Have Different Personalities.
[] Your Style Could Change From Goth To Preppy In The Same Second.
[] You Have More Than One Lover.
[] You're Unpredictable.
[] You Would Change Yourself Entirely To Fit In.
[X] You Are Fond Of Many Different Things.
[] You Can Easily Get Out Of Trouble By Changing Your Demeanor.
[X] You often say one thing and mean another.
[X] You Like To Leave Your Clothes On The Floor After Taking Them Off.
Total: 3 I like lots of things, and I'm lazy as fuck about laundry hehe
DEMON
[] You Have A Very Bad Temper.
[] You're Usually Angry.
[] You Have To Make Other People Miserable With Every Breath That You Take.
[] You Worship Satan.
[X] You like pentagrams.
[] You love to mess with people's heads.
[] You Could Do Just About Anything Bad To Someone And Feel Proud.
[X] You Laugh When Other People Are Hurt.
[] Physically Harming Someone Turns You On.
[] You Respond To An Insult By Viciously Attacking The Other Person.
Total: 2 Pentagrams: see witch. Anyone who doesn't laugh at people falling and shit is not a friend of mine.
ANGEL
[] You're A Very Good Person.
[] You Take Care With Everything You Do.
[] You Can Be Extremely Serious.
[] You're Gentle And Kind To Even Your Worst Enemies.
[X] You Cannot Hold A Grudge Against Anyone.
[] You Would Gladly Endure Anything For The Sake Of The Ones You Love.
[] You're A Virgin/Have Never Kissed Anyone Apart From Family.
[] People See You As Being Very Pure
[] You Are Obedient And Follow Rules Without Question.
[] You Love God.
Total: 1 Just a big fan of "fuck it" and letting shit rooooole off my back.
Fairy/Elf
[] You Enchant People.
[X] You Like Organic Things.
[X] You're Almost Always Smiling.
[] You Love The World Around You.
[X] You Get Attached To Animals Easily.
[] You're A Walking-Talking Chick-Flick/Prince-Charming.
[X] You Fall In Love Easily.
[X] You Don't HATE Anyone.
[X] You Have A Very Bright/Bubbly/Friendly Personality.
[X] You like long hair
Total: 7 Weirdly higher than I imagined. If anything I'm more of a boggy swamp, rotting vegetation, murky waters fairy than a spring meadows, bright flowers, and sunshine fairy.
Pilfered from
xx0morgan0xx
[X] You'd Rather Be Pale Than Tan.
[] You Like To Eat Or Drink Red Things.
[X] You're Lustful/Sexual.
[] When You're Kissing Someone, You Tend To Bite Them.
[] You're Dark, Mysterious, And Seductive.
[] You've Tasted Your Own Blood Before And Liked It.
[X] Being Out In The Sun Too Long Makes You Feel Weak.
[] You're graceful, lithe, and can appear threatening or dangerous to others.
[] You have incredible charm and can get people to do nearly anything.
[X] You're more active at night
Total: 4 Yeah kinda knew this one lol I'm the opposite of lithe and graceful
INCUBUS/SUCCUBUS
[X] You're Incredibly Lustful/Sexual.
[X] Sex Is Almost Always On Your Mind.
[] You Could Make Someone Completely In Love With You By Merely Kissing Them.
[X] You're Not A Virgin.
[] You Burn Through Lovers Quickly.
[] You Can Make Love With Someone And Drop Them In The Same Breath.
[] If You Don't "Feed" Your Lust, You Go Insane.
[] You Have Strong/Long Nails.
[] You Could Get Nearly Anyone You Want.
Total: 3 I'm a monster porn artist and a huge perv but I'm quite solitary and happy to not be skeevy and "on the hunt"
WEREWOLF
[X] You have a bad temper.
[] You're incredibly physically strong and fast.
[X] You Love The Moon.
[] You're Very Loyal.
[] If You Love Someone, You'll Do Whatever You Possibly Can To Protect Them.
[X] You Would Go On A Devastated Rampage Should Your Loved Ones Be Harmed.
[X] You Like Dogs.
[] You're fairly Sturdy in stature.
[X] You're Either A Good Leader Or A Solitary Person.
[X] You Have A Hard Time Controlling Yourself Half Of The Time.
Total: 6 not bad, does it help I have a huge full beard and am covered in fur (hair) lol? Also as this points out I'm kind of a shitty person sometimes =)
NEKO(Cat-Person)/WERECAT
[X] You Like Cats.
[] You're lithe and agile.
[] You could fall off of anything and always land on your feet.
[] You Like Gymnastics.
[X] You Love To Eat Seafood.
[] You're Affectionate And Cozy.
[] If Someone Is Able To Sneak Up On You And Startle You, You Jump Up Or Swat At Them.
[] You Like Yarn.
[] You Like Chasing Things.
[] You're An Excellent Hunter/Fighter.
Total: 2 I love kitties but I'm anything but feline lol
ZOMBIE
[X] You're An Outcast.
[X] You Feel As If You're Not Truly Alive.
[X] You'll Moan When You're Hurt Rather Than Scream Or Cry
[X] You Tend To Zone Out.
[X] You Don't Feel Very Smart.
[X] You Like Worms.
[X] You Like Taking Things Slowly.
[X] You Like Odd Foods.
[X] You Prefer To Suffer In Silence.
[X] You Don't Get Much Sleep.
Total: 10 out of 10, wow. Yeah this or werewolf were probably gonna be my dead ringer (hah!) guesses when starting this.
SPIRIT/GHOST
[] You're Invisible.
[] You Have An Oddly Eerie Presence.
[] You Can Send Chills Down A Person's Spine Just By Looking At Them.
[X] You Have Messy Hair That Is Partially/Completely In Your Face.
[] You're Incredibly Gentle.
[X] You're Very Shy Around Someone You Find Attractive
[X] You Tend To Simply Disappear When no One's Looking.
[] You Enjoy Scaring People.
[X] You Like The Indoors.
[] You Are Deeply Connected To The Ones You Love No Matter What Happens.
Total: 4 I have short top hair but my beard is unkempt as fuck so I'll say it’s a pass
GHOUL
[] You Will Eat Just About Anything.
[] You Like To Attack People Verbally Or Physically.
[] You Are Thrilled If You Can Make Someone Bleed.
[] You Wouldn't Care If You Hurt Someone As Long As You Can Get What You Want From Them.
[] You Like Stalking People.
[] You Find It Fun To Crawl Into Tight, Small, Cramped, Dirty Spaces.
[X] You Get Hungry Easily.
[] You Like Torture.
[] You live to hurt people.
[] You Like The Idea Of Being Insane.
Total: 1, I like ghouls in books and movies but here they are awfully mean and vindictive. I guess this one just states I'm fat and always hungry lol
WITCH
[] You're Into Wicca/Paganism.
[X] You Like Magical Objects.
[] You Believe In Magic.
[X] You Perform Odd Rituals On A Daily Basis.
[] People Find You Intolerably Cruel.
[] You enjoy manipulating people.
[] You Feel Deeply In Touch With Nature And Hate Industrialization.
[X] You Love Black Cats/Ravens.
[] You Practice Voodoo
[] You Tend To Laugh Hysterically While Picking Up On Someone You Find Attractive.
Total: 3 The idea of magic and Wicca is cool and somewhat appealing, but it’s about as real as any other fantasy religion *cough*christianity*cough* =D
SHAPE-SHIFTER
[] You Have Different Personalities.
[] Your Style Could Change From Goth To Preppy In The Same Second.
[] You Have More Than One Lover.
[] You're Unpredictable.
[] You Would Change Yourself Entirely To Fit In.
[X] You Are Fond Of Many Different Things.
[] You Can Easily Get Out Of Trouble By Changing Your Demeanor.
[X] You often say one thing and mean another.
[X] You Like To Leave Your Clothes On The Floor After Taking Them Off.
Total: 3 I like lots of things, and I'm lazy as fuck about laundry hehe
DEMON
[] You Have A Very Bad Temper.
[] You're Usually Angry.
[] You Have To Make Other People Miserable With Every Breath That You Take.
[] You Worship Satan.
[X] You like pentagrams.
[] You love to mess with people's heads.
[] You Could Do Just About Anything Bad To Someone And Feel Proud.
[X] You Laugh When Other People Are Hurt.
[] Physically Harming Someone Turns You On.
[] You Respond To An Insult By Viciously Attacking The Other Person.
Total: 2 Pentagrams: see witch. Anyone who doesn't laugh at people falling and shit is not a friend of mine.
ANGEL
[] You're A Very Good Person.
[] You Take Care With Everything You Do.
[] You Can Be Extremely Serious.
[] You're Gentle And Kind To Even Your Worst Enemies.
[X] You Cannot Hold A Grudge Against Anyone.
[] You Would Gladly Endure Anything For The Sake Of The Ones You Love.
[] You're A Virgin/Have Never Kissed Anyone Apart From Family.
[] People See You As Being Very Pure
[] You Are Obedient And Follow Rules Without Question.
[] You Love God.
Total: 1 Just a big fan of "fuck it" and letting shit rooooole off my back.
Fairy/Elf
[] You Enchant People.
[X] You Like Organic Things.
[X] You're Almost Always Smiling.
[] You Love The World Around You.
[X] You Get Attached To Animals Easily.
[] You're A Walking-Talking Chick-Flick/Prince-Charming.
[X] You Fall In Love Easily.
[X] You Don't HATE Anyone.
[X] You Have A Very Bright/Bubbly/Friendly Personality.
[X] You like long hair
Total: 7 Weirdly higher than I imagined. If anything I'm more of a boggy swamp, rotting vegetation, murky waters fairy than a spring meadows, bright flowers, and sunshine fairy.
Pilfered from
xx0morgan0xxI created a roach D&D race...
Posted 10 years agoJust fiddle-farting around, I went and spend a few hours and made a homebrew cockroach race for 5th edition D&D. Posted it over at Reddit
http://www.reddit.com/r/dndnext/com.....ockroach_race/
Go, tell me whatcha think =)
http://www.reddit.com/r/dndnext/com.....ockroach_race/
Go, tell me whatcha think =)
my absence
Posted 10 years agoWhoopsy, for anyone wondering where I've been, internet got shut off and haven't got paid and able to turn it back on yet. I'll be back soon tho so sorry if I worried anyone =)
And I'm Back From Outer Space...
Posted 11 years agoWhat Ho! Thine internet service has been restored to its full luster. Yay verily!
whoopsy!
Posted 11 years agoInternets down for a few days, we will continue our regularly scheduled Frenulum shortly.
Aaaaaaaaannnnnnndddddddd I'm back!!!
Posted 11 years agoHowdy all so I've returned to active status here. I have drew diddily dick in about a year+ so it'll be slow getting back into the groove of it all but hopefully I'll be making new arts soon yay!
I loved you guys and missed you all, and I'm glad to be back!
I loved you guys and missed you all, and I'm glad to be back!
Making a comeback?
Posted 11 years agoSometime in the next few months I might be coming out of hiding and start doodling again. Although the circumstances by which I make my return aren't necessarily good ones, I'm never the less happy to be potentially be drawing again soon. It'll also be healthy for me to have to stop hiding whole parts of myself and be who I really am again. Here's to freedom.
Drawing for Android?
Posted 11 years agoSoooooo.....
I'd like to start drawing again and trying my hand at commissions soon. Thing is, I no longer have access to my pc and waacom tablet, I do however have a decent Samsung tablet I could maybe use.
So the question is:
Is there a decent drawing program for droid?
Something preferably with layers and a handful of brush types. I could really use the spare change commissions afford and I'm trying to weigh my options to even see if it's conceivable. I wouldn't even mind paying a few bucks for it to get started.
I'd like to start drawing again and trying my hand at commissions soon. Thing is, I no longer have access to my pc and waacom tablet, I do however have a decent Samsung tablet I could maybe use.
So the question is:
Is there a decent drawing program for droid?
Something preferably with layers and a handful of brush types. I could really use the spare change commissions afford and I'm trying to weigh my options to even see if it's conceivable. I wouldn't even mind paying a few bucks for it to get started.
tumblr got nuked =(
Posted 11 years agoSo my tumblr got nuked, and I can't get my 400+ watch list back. So friends, Romans, countrymen lend me your links!
Best Pokémon Fusion Ever!
Posted 12 years agoLadies and gentleman, I present to you...
http://pokemon.alexonsager.net/108/91
The vagina that can lick itself lol
http://pokemon.alexonsager.net/108/91
The vagina that can lick itself lol
Lost my job so yay Commission time!
Posted 13 years agoLol so as it stands I am now unemployed so yeah I guess this is as a good a time as any to open up shop. Things will be pretty standard I guess with a new rule from last time.
Since it has become my style of choice THIS ROUND IS GOING TO BE PIXEL-STYLE HARD EDGE ART ONLY!
Oh and these will mostly be single work commissions, so for the most part I will not be excepting sequences and such. Also be aware of my gallery and kinks, so this is as enjoyable for me as it is to you.
Prices and examples are as follow:
(examples may be of multiple characters which would could increase price, but will discuss beginning)
Sketches $10-$15 (depending on character and complexity)
http://dl.dropbox.com/u/40474436/tu.....t%20sketch.png
http://dl.dropbox.com/u/40474436/sn.....y%20sketch.png
http://dl.dropbox.com/u/40474436/ul.....y%20sketch.png
Inked\lined work is $20-$25 (again subject to your characters design)
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/7480623/
http://dl.dropbox.com/u/40474436/tu.....nt%20inked.png
http://dl.dropbox.com/u/40474436/ul.....my%20inked.png
Flat color\plain bg $30-$35 (i think you get the drift lol)
http://dl.dropbox.com/u/40474436/ul.....omy%20flat.png
http://dl.dropbox.com/u/40474436/tu.....ant%20flat.png
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/8522893/
Complex shading and Background $40+ (will discuss specifics in private)
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/8878377/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/8763762/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/7587414/
Payment:
I take paypal only my email will be given in notes between you and I. Remember Don't put anything about my work or your characters in the messages on paypal, they can be sticklers about that kinda stuff.
Get you some!:
Reply here then note me with character details and such and we shall begin the doodeling process =)
I guess ill start out with 5 this time arround
1.
TwilightMaster
2.
GigaGuess
3.
4.
5.
Since it has become my style of choice THIS ROUND IS GOING TO BE PIXEL-STYLE HARD EDGE ART ONLY!
Oh and these will mostly be single work commissions, so for the most part I will not be excepting sequences and such. Also be aware of my gallery and kinks, so this is as enjoyable for me as it is to you.
Prices and examples are as follow:
(examples may be of multiple characters which would could increase price, but will discuss beginning)
Sketches $10-$15 (depending on character and complexity)
http://dl.dropbox.com/u/40474436/tu.....t%20sketch.png
http://dl.dropbox.com/u/40474436/sn.....y%20sketch.png
http://dl.dropbox.com/u/40474436/ul.....y%20sketch.png
Inked\lined work is $20-$25 (again subject to your characters design)
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/7480623/
http://dl.dropbox.com/u/40474436/tu.....nt%20inked.png
http://dl.dropbox.com/u/40474436/ul.....my%20inked.png
Flat color\plain bg $30-$35 (i think you get the drift lol)
http://dl.dropbox.com/u/40474436/ul.....omy%20flat.png
http://dl.dropbox.com/u/40474436/tu.....ant%20flat.png
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/8522893/
Complex shading and Background $40+ (will discuss specifics in private)
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/8878377/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/8763762/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/7587414/
Payment:
I take paypal only my email will be given in notes between you and I. Remember Don't put anything about my work or your characters in the messages on paypal, they can be sticklers about that kinda stuff.
Get you some!:
Reply here then note me with character details and such and we shall begin the doodeling process =)
I guess ill start out with 5 this time arround
1.
TwilightMaster2.
GigaGuess3.
4.
5.
Commissions closed! =(
Posted 14 years agoKinda trying to do my own art for now, maybe a trade here and there but nothing too committal.
Sorry fellas =\
I would like to make note: If your reading this I would like to think you frequent my gallery somewhat. So you probably have an idea of what I'm comfortable with drawing, and the more I'm into a subject the more I'll enjoy drawing it and the better your picture will be in the end. But I will pretty much draw anything you ask and will try my best no matter what.
$15 Plain Lines/Multiple Characters
Ex: www.furaffinity.net/view/6958088/
Ex: www.furaffinity.net/view/3538935/
Ex: www.furaffinity.net/view/2817564/
$20-$30 Color & A Background (usually a simple bg)
Ex: www.furaffinity.net/view/6966129/
Ex: www.furaffinity.net/view/6324904/
Ex: www.furaffinity.net/view/6949034/
Ex: www.furaffinity.net/view/6440509/
$25-$35 Multiple Characters & Background (depending on complexity)
Ex: www.furaffinity.net/view/6957089/
Please Comment here or note me with your Info and such.
I accept Paypal or first born children as payment =)
Slots:
1.
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4.
5.
Sorry fellas =\
I would like to make note: If your reading this I would like to think you frequent my gallery somewhat. So you probably have an idea of what I'm comfortable with drawing, and the more I'm into a subject the more I'll enjoy drawing it and the better your picture will be in the end. But I will pretty much draw anything you ask and will try my best no matter what.
$15 Plain Lines/Multiple Characters
Ex: www.furaffinity.net/view/6958088/
Ex: www.furaffinity.net/view/3538935/
Ex: www.furaffinity.net/view/2817564/
$20-$30 Color & A Background (usually a simple bg)
Ex: www.furaffinity.net/view/6966129/
Ex: www.furaffinity.net/view/6324904/
Ex: www.furaffinity.net/view/6949034/
Ex: www.furaffinity.net/view/6440509/
$25-$35 Multiple Characters & Background (depending on complexity)
Ex: www.furaffinity.net/view/6957089/
Please Comment here or note me with your Info and such.
I accept Paypal or first born children as payment =)
Slots:
1.
2.
3.
4.
5.
If i Stream it...
Posted 16 years agoWill you come? I feel like trying to stream some artage. I'm putting my arts into 
vera's slime contest and i sure could use the company and input. SO if you wouldn't mind coming to watch or something please comment and ill set it up.
vera's slime contest and i sure could use the company and input. SO if you wouldn't mind coming to watch or something please comment and ill set it up.FREE ARTS
Posted 16 years agoNot by me, lol you know ide probably never finish it haha, but here http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/905731/
Sex Meme
Posted 16 years agoSexual orientation: Straight, although i do admit i dont mind a nice set o cawk & bawls lol
How often do you think about sex: eh maybe a lil above the average person but i think it comes with the territory
How often do you HAVE sex: hahaha! no really about once a year if im lucky
Worst sexual experience: i dont really have a worst, theyve all been ok
Cybersex? Phone sex?: ive done it before, but i think its a little to sad for me at this point
Casual sex: sure. it doesnt happen but im not against it
What is your favorite masturbation euphemism: guarding the door, something me and my friends joke about
Sex toys and related fetish accessories: i dont own any, but i wouland be above a lil mutual play
Least sexiest body part: inner ears or feet lol
Favorite body type: i love me a chubby lady
Body hair: in a perfect world for me everyone would be hairless from the neck down, but this aint a perfect world so a lil fuzz aint gonna kill me
Monogamy or polygamy?: mono is my pref, but im not damning polys ether
Underwear: i love my tons of silly cartoon boxers but for teh ladies i can dig just about anything
Pornographic or erotic: they both have their uses, but as a typical guy ide probably go more for pornographic
How large is your porn collection?: not ridiculously huge, a few gigs maybe
Kissing or cuddling?: both at tha same time =D
Most attractive nationality/ethnicity: pale ghostly white skin gets my rocks off, i think its a reminant of my adolescent "goth kid" days
Most attractive anthro/furry creature: weird ones
Most interesting fetishes you've heard of: Coulrophilia, which i may suffer from myself from time to time
How often do you think about sex: eh maybe a lil above the average person but i think it comes with the territory
How often do you HAVE sex: hahaha! no really about once a year if im lucky
Worst sexual experience: i dont really have a worst, theyve all been ok
Cybersex? Phone sex?: ive done it before, but i think its a little to sad for me at this point
Casual sex: sure. it doesnt happen but im not against it
What is your favorite masturbation euphemism: guarding the door, something me and my friends joke about
Sex toys and related fetish accessories: i dont own any, but i wouland be above a lil mutual play
Least sexiest body part: inner ears or feet lol
Favorite body type: i love me a chubby lady
Body hair: in a perfect world for me everyone would be hairless from the neck down, but this aint a perfect world so a lil fuzz aint gonna kill me
Monogamy or polygamy?: mono is my pref, but im not damning polys ether
Underwear: i love my tons of silly cartoon boxers but for teh ladies i can dig just about anything
Pornographic or erotic: they both have their uses, but as a typical guy ide probably go more for pornographic
How large is your porn collection?: not ridiculously huge, a few gigs maybe
Kissing or cuddling?: both at tha same time =D
Most attractive nationality/ethnicity: pale ghostly white skin gets my rocks off, i think its a reminant of my adolescent "goth kid" days
Most attractive anthro/furry creature: weird ones
Most interesting fetishes you've heard of: Coulrophilia, which i may suffer from myself from time to time
Brutish strength and dashing good looks!
Posted 16 years agohttp://glowingfrenulum.mybrute.com
Help a brute out wouldja? I got the idea from Skech
Help a brute out wouldja? I got the idea from Skech
My Top 5
Posted 16 years ago~Top 5 Favorite Movies~
1) Aliens
2) Ghostbusters
3) Beetlejuice
4) Transformers: The Movie (1986)
5) Nightbreed
~Top 5 Favorite Albums~
1) The phantom of the Opera Movie SOundtrack
2) The Misfits - Famous Monsters
3) Evanescence - Origin
4) Cradle of Filth - Midian
5) The Darkest of the Hillside Thickets - Spaceship Zero
~Top 5 Favorite TV Shows~
1) Good Eats
2) Futurama
3) Transformers (G1)
4) Tales From the Crypt
5) The Real Ghostbusters
~Top 5 Favorite Video Games~
1) E.V.O.: Search for Eden (snes)
2) Call of Cthulhu: Dark COrners of the earth (xbox)
3) Graffiti Kingdom
4) Scorched Earth
5) Castle Crashers
~Top 5 Favorite Artists/Authors~
1) H.P.Lovecraft
2) H.R. Giger
3) Dorian Clevenger
4) Gary Brandner
5) Max Brooks (Zombie Survival Guide)
~Top 5 Fears~
1) siren sounds
2) nonexistence
3) large numbers
4) infinite repetition
5) whats behind me
~Top 5 Turn Ons~
1) funny
2) compatible personality
3) piercings
4) curves
5) unique genital anatomy (big clits, long lops, etc)
~Top 5 Turn Offs~
1) dirtyness
2) arrogance
3) ignorance
4) immaturity
5) overt falsification
1) Aliens
2) Ghostbusters
3) Beetlejuice
4) Transformers: The Movie (1986)
5) Nightbreed
~Top 5 Favorite Albums~
1) The phantom of the Opera Movie SOundtrack
2) The Misfits - Famous Monsters
3) Evanescence - Origin
4) Cradle of Filth - Midian
5) The Darkest of the Hillside Thickets - Spaceship Zero
~Top 5 Favorite TV Shows~
1) Good Eats
2) Futurama
3) Transformers (G1)
4) Tales From the Crypt
5) The Real Ghostbusters
~Top 5 Favorite Video Games~
1) E.V.O.: Search for Eden (snes)
2) Call of Cthulhu: Dark COrners of the earth (xbox)
3) Graffiti Kingdom
4) Scorched Earth
5) Castle Crashers
~Top 5 Favorite Artists/Authors~
1) H.P.Lovecraft
2) H.R. Giger
3) Dorian Clevenger
4) Gary Brandner
5) Max Brooks (Zombie Survival Guide)
~Top 5 Fears~
1) siren sounds
2) nonexistence
3) large numbers
4) infinite repetition
5) whats behind me
~Top 5 Turn Ons~
1) funny
2) compatible personality
3) piercings
4) curves
5) unique genital anatomy (big clits, long lops, etc)
~Top 5 Turn Offs~
1) dirtyness
2) arrogance
3) ignorance
4) immaturity
5) overt falsification
USTREAMIN if ya wana come watch & throw me some ideads
Posted 16 years agoWith my new spiffy computer i can run the ustream and an art program at the same time so heres a link
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/ranot.....owing-frenulum
and the pass is : zombylove
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/ranot.....owing-frenulum
and the pass is : zombylove
