Short story to come online tonight. Huzzah!
Been tooling around with RPG Maker XP. I was inspired by Gabe's "Legend of Queen Opala" - even if I can't do something that extensive, I'd love to do another sexy RPG like that. Preferably something with more of a furry theme, though...

`Course, I'd need an artist.

Anyway, that's about it. MY RETURN WILL BE TRIUMPHANT.

`Nuff said!

So, it's officially in full remission. Hasn't come back at all. Which is great, since I've been sick as a dog since the surgery the first time - my immune system was just shot by the whole ordeal.

I'm writing again. Stuff to come up soon, hopefully.

And, I'm thinking of getting back onto Furcadia. Any good dreams out there that you can suggest?

I'd go SecondLife, but I hear they're carding for the adult areas now, and I'm iffy about putting out my real-life ID online more than I have to.

So, the short version is that it was cancer.

They got it out. It hasn't spread. And I'm more or less back. Yay.

What it says on the tag. I'm working on a furry-themed dating sim/visual novel, and I need an artist/project partner. Give me a message if you're interested!

UPDATE.
New story in progress, should be done soon. Also - have just discovered a "visual novel creation tool" - read that as "HENTAI GAME MAKER" called Blade Engine.

Ladies, gentlemen, herms and androgynous things of all natures: I am about to set out on the creation of the first American made, furry, traditional H-Game.

And, naturally, this game will be free.

Expect details soon. I have to learn how to program the engine first.

This journal has relatively little to do with its title.
I am in the middle of the worst gods-damned writer's block ever. Can't get a dropple out to save my life.

I turn to you, FA. I will put to pen the next scenario someone asks for that isn't a sequel/prequel/whatever to anything else.

Okay. So I just got roped into watching the "Meet the Spy" video, and the rest of the TF2 vids. I don't like first person shooters as a rule, but this actually looks like an insane amount of fun, if for no other reason than the personalities of the various "classes". I may actually have to get my computer upgraded to the point that I can actually play it.

No writing recently because of personal issues. It has not been a good summer so far.

On 4chan there's this game being cycled around called "SlaveMaker". It's basically a 200mb flash game where you train a girl to be a servant - everything from household chores to arsefucking and ponygirl play included in that. I'm trying to download the new version (stupid Rapidshare...) and from what I hear, they're working on a customization program that will allow you to insert new girls into the game.

Read that one another time.

As soon as that comes out, "Slavemaker: FurAffinity Edition" is going to be my first project. Get a couple of artists on it, import a whole bunch of girls... by the time we're done, it'll have ballooned from 200 mb to a gig and a half, and will only be downloadable via torrent.

In short: AWESOMENESS.

Another quiz-meme-thing. Stolen from AlPacinosBaby.

1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
On FA? I don't know anyone that well.

2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
I'm open to just about any time.

3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
Left side.

4. Pork, beef, or chicken?
Pork. Preferably smothered in barbecue sauce.

5. Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke?
A few times, always on long road trips.

6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
Once, during Mardi Gras a few years back. It was pretty awkward.

7. Shower or bath?
Either.

8. Do you pee in the shower?
Frequently, but I also spray down my shower with that after shower no-soap-scum disinfectant stuff.

9. Mexican or Chinese?
Either

10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Both

11. Do you love someone on your friend list?
No.

12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
No again!

13. Love or money?
Solo amor, mi hermano.

14. Credit cards or cash?
A single debit card.

15. Has there ever been anyone in your family you wish wasn't?
Yes.

16. Would you rather go camping or to a 5 star hotel?
Hotels are usually boring, unless there's a casino or theme park attached.

17. What is the weirdest place you have had sex.
A port-a-potty.

18. Would you shave your entire body (including your head) for money?
Sure.

19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Yeah, in several different states.

20. Ever been to a bar?
Yes again, but not frequently.

21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club?
A club, yes. I was picking on the "vampires" who got in with fake IDs.

22. Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere?
Not yet!

23. Kissed someone of the same sex?
Many times. Thank you, truth or dare.

24. Favorite drink?
Right now? Cranberry juice.

25. Had sex in a movie theater?
Not really.

26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Yes.

27. Have you ever had sex at work?
I wish.

28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Oh, hell yeah. Those places are hilarious!

29. Bought something from an adult store?
WIND UP WILLY.

30. Have you been caught having sex?
No comment.

31. Does anyone have naughty pics of u?
I don't think so.

32. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
No one, because NO ONE READS MY JOURNALS EVER.

Sorry for the extended absence.

Over the past few months entirely too much shit has gone down. I've had someone I care about a lot die, I've been through a very awkward funeral and a far less awkward wake, I've moved on, and I'm doing better now. I've been in a car wreck, gotten a mild case of whiplash, got a new car from the insurance, and almost flunked two classes.

In short, life has sucked, but I'm ready to get back to the fun stuff again.

Stories coming. From now on expect at least one a month. No more extended absences.

So.

For a time, Jolly Jack (www.collectedcurios.com) has been embroiled in a bit of drama with several furry boards - mostly Freehaven's - regarding his Aspara portfolios. These racy, Cheesecake-To-XXX folios are commercial and not-for-distribution. You know the drill. Thing is, they've been EXTENSIVELY distributed recently, and they're dirt cheap... like, $3 each, good stuff too.

So, he's been trying to get Freehaven's to DNP those folios. They refused. He put out a doodle comic regarding his disgust with the situation - kind of a funny one, too. I could, at least, feel for the guy. Then he asked again, and they responded violently, taking offense with the stupid doodle, and saying that if he wanted them to DNP his work he shouldn't be acting like a dick - they even compared him to JEREMY FUCKING BERNAL.

Keep in mind that Schwartz has DNPed his stuff on most boards for ages, and he doesn't get this shit.

So now Jack's contacted their webhost and complained to them, and a very short message on Freehaven's says that because they think he's going to attempt legal action, they're DNPing everything regarding Jack - including his public pics and his NAME.

My message to Freehaven and his board:

YOU. ARE. ALL. FUCKING. DICKS.

An artist asks you to DNP his pay-to-see stuff, and it takes him nearly THREATENING LEGAL ACTION for you to honor a policy that you HAVE ON YOUR FUCKING FRONT PAGE?

It's assholes like you that spawn internet drama, not the artists. The artists are just trying to keep their exclusivity with their pay-to-play stuff. And - come the fuck ON - he's got a metric ASSLOAD of stuff on his public site and DA... unlike Bernal who squirrels ALL his mediocre shit away on SexyFur.

Give the man a fucking break, get your head out of your collective rectum, and get a nice strong cup of coffee to get the taste of your own bullshit out of your mouth.

Stolen from Fluffball, because I'm barfy and tired.

How old do you feel?
Ancient

Okay, now how old are you really?
25ish

Where were you on September 11th, 2001?
At my home in Cali. I hit the snooze on the alarm and flicked on the TV just as the second plane hit.

Do you have any idea what the meaning of life is?
Be excellent to each other.

What is your favorite thing to cook?
A little dish I call "Let's throw this stuff in a pan and see what it tastes like". So far, so good.

You have a dollar, what do you buy?
3-litre of Shasta.

What is the youngest age you have memories of?
Clearly? About 3 years old.

Have you ever given a drink to the garbage men?
Nope. I think this is a regional thing.

Alive or dead, if you could meet anyone right now, who would it be?
Pontias Pilate. People give him a bad rep, but he was just a dude doing his job.

Who's been the most influental person in your life?
My `rents.

Any new crushes?
Right now? Nopers.

Liked anyone younger than you?
Yup. Made me feel like a dirty old man when I found out how young she WAS...

Last time you were outside?
Yesterday, on the way inside from the car.

Do you like poptarts?
Blecch. I used to, but around the time I turned 20 I got poptarted out.

Can you look at a burning candle without wanting to play with the wax?
Yeah, actually.

Do you wear wifebeaters?
Only beneath my hawaiian shirts. Never alone.

If you could get locked in a store for a night, what would it be?
A toy store. They'd come back to find every single lego set opened and built into a giant city, with a 12-foot wang shaped tower in the middle of it.

Ever eaten a dozen donuts?
Only if you count hostess frosted Donettes.

What's your favorite curse word?
I could never pick just one! I love all my swear words...

Have you ever attempted to read the bible?
Attempted? I've done it. Right now I'm morbidly fascinated by the Apocrypha - the books that various churches decided weren't canon sometime in the middle ages for political reasons.

Do you like the beach?
Sandcastles = WIN.

Would you rather be deaf or blind?
Blind. I need my music to live.

Lays; Can you eat just one?
Yes. I've done it before, to settle a bet.

Where is the farthest you've ever been away from home?
How far is it from Maryland to California?

What's your computer's wallpaper?
Random excerpts from MS Paint Adventures. ( www.mspaintadventures.com )

If you could pick a movie to live in, what movie would it be?
Star Wars, bitches!

Have you ever intentionally thrown food at someone?
Oh, many times. Especially this one time at camp... well, that's a story for another time.

Do you believe in God?
Yep. I'm a nondenominational almost-Christian. By which I mean that I used to be a hardcore Christian, and have picked up my share of doubts along the way. Somehow I think we're just not getting the full picture. I'd call myself a deist, but I do believe in a personal God.

Have you ever broken a bone?
Yeah, that poor stiff... he had two black eyes and one of those little nose-strips to help it set right. Oh, you mean MY bones?

Have you ever slammed your finger in a door?
Yes. The last time I did it I sprang into the full "7 Things You Can't Say On TV" on top of my lungs.

What's the weirdest thing you've ever eaten, but actually liked?
Ahi Jerky. That was some tasty dessicated fish.

What's the longest you've gone without talking to one of your friends after getting in a fight?
Six months. It was in 3rd grade... long story, but we went on break, and when we came back my BF decided he had a beef with me. We fought, we stopped talking, and it all came to a head at the end of the year. Weird stuff.

What's your favorite book?
Right now, I'm rereading "The Hobbit". Gotta love Mr. Tolkien.

Do you know how to change a tire?
Yes.

Would you consider yourself a nerd?
No, but I do consider myself a geek.

Have you ever eaten glue?
No, but I used to pour it over my hands, let it dry, and then peel it off in sheets.

What was your favorite halloween costume, and from what year?
The Cardboard Giant Robot, Corrugator! From... 2003? I think?

What was your favorite toy as a kid?
Optimus Fucking Prime. The Powermaster version, with the trailer that he folded into to become Super Optimus Prime.

What's an essential item to your day?
The microwave.

Would you consider yourself to be smart?
I know enough to know that I don't know.

Could you name someone smarter than you?
Tycho Brahe. The comic writer, not the dead guy.

Do you close your eyes when listening to music, singing, or playing an instrument?
Sometimes. Not in the car, though!

If you find a green or burnt potato chip in a bag, do you eat it?
No.

If you've ever had a favorite stuffed animal or blanket, do you still have it? Use it?
Yeah, but it was torn to shreds in the wash much earlier in my childhood.

Do you curse in front of your family?
Only when I get hurt.

When was the last time you felt truly loved by someone?
Not entirely sure on that one.

Name one thing you'd like to change about yourself.
I'd like to not be vomiting right now, thanks.

Have you ever fainted?
No. Came close on a rollercoaster once.

Ever made someone slap you because you were being completely unreasonable?
No.

Have you ever been the cause of a car accident?
No again. I'm a pretty good driver.

What would you do if your power went out right now?
Go back to the toilet, throw up again.

When was the last time it went out?
I can't honestly remember.

Are you currently using any instant messaging program? Which one?
I'm not too fond of IMs.

When was the last time you chewed gum?
Three days ago. Dubble Bubble, FOOK YA!

What was the last state you visited besides the one you live in?
The State of Denial.

What color is the shirt your wearing right now?
Green and gray

How old is the last person you hugged?
I have no idea! And I'm not about to ask, lest she slap me silly.

Who was the last person who drove you somewhere that was under the age of 20?
Can't remember. Ask again later.

When was the last time you consumed an alcoholic beverage? What was it?
Three days ago. A Guinness.

Before this survey, who did you steal the last one you did from?
I made up my last one! And no one picked it up.

So, I don't update too often, thus it's no wonder that I don't have watchers. Plus, y'know, no art. Just stories.

As a result, I don't have too many people reading these journals. Well, none, really.

That's okay. I still like writing them, if just to get my little thoughts out.

So I'm writing again. Still haven't finished VW's commission, because whenever I think I've got a good seed for it, it goes away. I'll get it up, I promise...

Other thoughts - must get onto forums. Must keep writing. Must scrape together $20 to get a commission from Rancid.

ANYWAY.

If you're reading this (what a fluke that'd be!), I offer you COMMENTY INCENTIVENESS.

You can ask me any questions you'd like down below, and I will answer honestly.

Comp crashed. Stories lost. Very pissed.

To VW - I will get your request up, I just have to re-write it.

To the rest of the FA world... is anyone reading this? Anyone at all? Hello?

Because my journal has SO many viewers (/sarcasm) I present to you... MY FIRST FURAFFINITY MEME!



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Gratcat's Vidya Game Meme

WHO IS YOU?
Colin Gratcat

WHAT WAS THE FIRST VIDEO GAME YOU CAN REMEMBER PLAYING?
Pole Position, Atari 5200

WHO WAS YOUR FIRST VIDEO GAME CRUSH?
Chun Li, Street Fighter 2 CE

CHOOSE ONE VIDEO GAME CHARACTER OF THE OPPOSITE GENDER YOU'D TOTALLY GET IT ON WITH, GIVEN THE CHANCE.
So many to choose from... mmh... I'll go for Rika, from Phantasy Star IV. My first catgirl-crush.

OKAY, NOW CHOOSE ONE OF THE SAME GENDER.
Fox McCloud.

NAME ONE GAME CHARACTER YOU'RE SURE IS ACTUALLY OF THE OPPOSITE GENDER, A HERM, OR A CUNTBOY. BIRDO, BRIDGET, AND POISON DON'T COUNT.
Neyla, from Sly Cooper. If she isn't actually a herm, I'll... well, not do much, since she's dead...

HAVE YOU EVER PLAYED A VIDEO GAME JUST TO FANTASIZE ABOUT THE CHARACTER/S?
Guilty. The original Tomb Raider... I had the nude patch, terrible as it was.

WHAT VIDEO GAME ARE YOU PLAYING THE MOST RIGHT NOW?
Quake 3 Arena

COME UP WITH AN IDEA FOR A FURRY VIDEO GAME, RIGHT HERE. NAUGHTY OR NOT, IT'S YOUR CALL.
Presented as a point-and-click Lucasarts style adventure, but with lots of dialogue puzzles and very few obscure inventory puzzles, "Rodger Canus and the Golden Stag" is an exercise in racy 30's game noir. Canus, equal parts mutt and detective, stumbles his way through weird case involving a stolen 5-ton solid-gold life-size fountain of a peeing stag. Along the way, he meets dozens of potential thieves, including a destitute showgirl, a mob boss with tastes that can be politely described as "eccentric", a librarian addicted to erotic statuary (!) and a kleptomaniac raven. Versions would include tame-ish R-rated, Less-than-tame XXX (with full sex scenes), and What-is-this-tame-you-speak-of XXXX (with every kink in the book, enough to cram yet another X into it!).

Still taking Dropple requests, another one'll be up this weekend. Still looking for advice on the same topic I hit on in my last journal, look it up if you're so inclined.

Hey-o.

Okay, so I'm actually getting some good feedback on my dropples. People seem to like them - not a lot of comments, but plenty of faves. Pretty cool. I've got a few more that I've already written that I'm going to release over the next two or three weeks, and any requests that come up in that time. After that, it's all requests all the time. I'm actually liking this a lot. It's getting me to write about stuff I never even considered before.

Now, shifting gears abruptly, I've just moved (again) to an apartment (again) with a few roommates (again). It's a nice place, I have my own room for once, and I finally have a place to store... well, more things than fit into a duffel bag. Cutting to the chase, I've got a place to hide it now, so I want to get a toy. I've had a few before, but they've all been on the small side - mostly cheap vibrators, the kind that cost $9 at Spencers that you can pass off as gag gifts. No, I'm talking about something a bit higher end... possibly a Zeta. Anyone out there have any suggestions?

Why, so we are!

Okay, guys, here's the deal. I've written a few of what I call dropples - little 600-800 word "Mega-Drabbles". Most of them porny, all of them on the weird side. And I'm really having fun with them... not all of them I want to put up, but I do like the idea of the 800 word cut-off. Gives you a little incentive to keep things short, without making them drabble-short.

So here's the deal... does anyone have a dropple they want written?

Give me a one-sentence description of a story, and I'll see what I can do with it. All requests here WILL be posted, no matter how weird and/or crapulent they end up being!

High Tail Hall 2 has been out a while now, and there's about to be another update (this weekend, if all pans out alright on Crow's end). Seems about time for me to put my two cents in on what I've seen so far, from the vantage of a fanboy who found everything hidden in HtH1.7...

In Old HtH, there were three interactive sex partners. One was male with one option, the other two were female with three options. On top of that, there was a non-interactive sex animation (the satyr and the monster on the path), a non-interactive mini animation (in the strip club), a few extra pics of the girls, and the plug-in for another interactive scene that never came to be. The only two non-sex characters were Max and the ever-delightful Boris, as well as what looked like Crow's avatar in an upstairs room. The animation was top drawer for its time, although it comes off as a little clunky nowadays. There was no sound to speak of, character interaction was minimal, but it had an expansive area that at least made you feel you were wandering about the `hall.

Now, HtH2 has two girls at present (or, rather, a girl and a herm, though we haven't seen the herm's manlybits yet). One has full sound and VOICE, the other doesn't. The animation is incredibly smooth and full on both, although there's only one sex scene for each, oral. Now, for Rio, you have two different camera angles, which is nice, but it's still just one scene.

So at this point, what's my opinion of HtH2? It's damned impressive, but it's... small. The Glass Room feels like a teaser for HtH proper. Now, when the main hall comes up, things should be different... even if it's sparsely populated at first, it'll still give me space to wander about and ponder where things might be. Granted, that's not exactly prime content, but I like the ability to roam in HtH1.

So what all are we looking at that'll be coming down the pipe?

Well, we already know that there'll be actual strippers in the strip club, that lovely jackal whose name I can never spell correctly among them. That'll be a plus. Hopefully Zoe will also be one of these. We'll be seeing the return of Tanya soon as well, from what Crow has said. From all the art he's done of her, I expect Bella will make an appearance eventually, and while I don't expect it per se, I'd love to see Luca Shoal make an appearance. If nothing else, he would round out the HtH1 gang.

By the way I guess it, by the end of the year we may be looking at something like five to seven interactive partners, with 2+ scenes each for the older ones, 1 for the newest one or two. Lots of crowd characters (again, from Crow's newest postings...) and a greatly expanded area to play in. And all that rocks, hard.

What I'm concerned about is the presence of the parrot in the glass room right now and his comman to "TRY HARDER!" What does that mean? Is this some sort of easter egg, or a mantra that Crow's repeating to himself, or what?

Stolen from Chaoticat...

Where did you grow up: Netherlands, now Alabama, oh imagine the results in my daily language skills.

WHAT DO YOU CALL:
1. A body of water, smaller than a river, contained within relatively narrow banks.
A stream

2. What is the thing you push around the grocery store is called.
A cart

3. A metal container to carry a meal in.
Lunchbox

4. The thing that you cook bacon and eggs in.
A frying pan

5. The piece of furniture that seats three people.
Couch

6. The device on the outside of the house that carries rain off the roof.
Gutter

7. The covered area outside a house where people sit in the evening.
Patio

8. Carbonated, sweetened, non-alcoholic beverages.
Pop

9. A flat, round breakfast food served with syrup.
Flapjack

10. A long sandwich designed to be a whole meal in itself.
Grinder

11. The piece of clothing worn by men at the beach.
Trunks

12. Shoes worn for sports.
Depends on the sport. Usually sneakers (or "sneaks")

13. Putting a room in order.
Cleaning (or "just putzing" if you're doing just a bit).

14. A flying insect that glows in the dark.
Lightning bug

15. The little insect that curls up into a ball.
Terrestrial isopod. 0__0

16. The children's playground equipment where one kid sits on one side and goes up while the other sits on the other side and goes down.
Teeter totter

17. How do you eat your pizza?
With gusto.

18. What's it called when private citizens put up signs and sell their used stuff?
Garage sale (or yard sale, if it's a big one)

19. What's the evening meal?
Dinner

20. The thing under a house where the furnace and perhaps a rec room are?
The cellar or basement

always the best one...
21. What do you call the thing that you can get water out of to drink in public places?
Ted

Stolen from Crowchild, who stole it from someone else... consider this to be Colin's opinion on the following. ^_^

Abasiophilia (Casts, Braces, Wheelchairs) - Gagh. No.

Age Play? - Maybe... not infantile, though. I do have limits.

Adult Baby/AB Parent? - Gag me with a brick.

Algolagnia (Pleasure derived from physical pain)? - Some.

Amputee Fetishism (Amputation/Deformity)? - Yeah, that's not gonna happen.

Anal Sex? - Sure.

Andromimetophilia (Androgeny)? - I've always had a thing for herms.

Arse (Ass Play, Worship)? - Much fun.

Asphyxiaphilia (Breath Play, Choking)? - I've tried it, and it can be fun... if you REALLY trust the person you're doing it with.

Balloons? - Nah.

Bestiality/Zoophilia? - Not really interested in ferals, thanks.

Beating (Flogs, Whips, Canes, etc.)? - Meh, fun once in a while.

Biastophilia (Committing Rape/Sexual Assault)? - Real life? Never. As roleplay? It might be fun... I'd never suggest it, though.

Biting/Teeth? - Very fun. >w<

Blood (Drawing Blood, Cutting, etc.)? - I had a girl who had a major vampire fetish once. She talked me into biting her hard enough to break the skin and sucking her blood... it scared the shit out of me, but after I was convinced that I hadn't hit a vein, it was kinda fun.

Body Hair? - I'm covered in it. >owo<

Body Modification (Tattoos, Branding, Piercings, Scarification, etc.)? - Can be fun.

Bondage (Blind folds, Gags, Restraints)? - Again, can be fun.

Breast/Nipple Torture, Clamps, etc.? - Not my can of spam.

Candle Wax? - That stuff's hard to get out of fur. Skip.

Chains? - As part of bondage, maybe.

Chastity Devices? - HATE.

Chinese Balls/Ben Wa Balls/Anal Beads? Very fun.

Cling Film/Plastic Wrap? - Nah.

Cock and Ball Torture, Clamps, etc.? - Just no.

Collar and Lead/Leash? - Eh, maybe.

Confinement/Caging? - Straight-up no. I don't mind/like other kinds of bondage, but I'm sort of caustrophobic about cages.

Coprophilia (Shit Play/Scat)? - Maybe a little.

Costumes (Period, Fetish, etc.)? - Always fun.

Cross Dressing? - Very fun.

Cupping (Suction of the Skin)? - Vac-u-pumps ahoy.

Dacryphilia (Arousal from Tears)? - How very emo. No.

Defilement (Seeing a partner dirty or wet)? - Yeah. ^_^

Denim? - Jeans can be sexy, but I don't have a denim fetish.

Depilation/Shaving? - I prefer my fellow furres to have fur, thank you. For humans and other normally fleshy folk, shaving works.

Diapers/Diaper Lover? - *shudder*

Dildos (Hand-held & Strap-ons)? - Very fun.

Discipline? - Once in a while, it's a fun thing.

Doctor/Nurse Fetish? - Doesn't really interest me.

Domination? - See "Discipline".

Ears? - Not a fetish, but I love a good ear rub.

Electrotorture (EMS TENS units)? - HELL NO. D:

Emetophilia (Vomit, Regurgitation)? - Blecch. No.

Erotic Photography? - Fun!

Exhibitionism/Sex In Public? - Eh.

Feathers? - I'm horribly ticklish - no.

Pyrophilia (Fire Play)? - NO. Burning fur = stanky.

Food Play? - No.

Fuck Machines/Robots? - If they're intelligent, then they've got the same potential as any other partner.

Furry/Fur Fetishism? - Um... I am a fur? 0_o; I think that humans that wear furry suits are kinda silly.

Gangbangs? - Can be fun.

Genital Worship? - Nah.

Guns (Gun Play, Worship)? - Very no.

Hair Pulling? - Sexy

Handcuffs/Shackles? - My favorite form of bondage.

Harnesses? - Less fun - too time consuming.

High Heels/Stilettos? - Smexy.

Humiliation? - See "Domination"

Infantilism (Pacifiers/Bottles, etc.)? - Creepy

Kidnapping Play? - Perhaps.

Klismaphilia (Douching/Enema)? - Only alone.

Knives (Razors, Swords, other blades)? - Nah.

Lace/Lingerie? - Smexy!

Latex? - Very smexy!

Leather? - Hotness!

Making Home "Movies"? - Yay!

Masks (Erotic/Gas Masks, etc.)? - Nah.

Masochism? - Kinda.

Massage? - Very yes.

Master/Slave? - As play? Maybe. For real? Never.

Masturbation (Mutual or Forced)? - YES!

Medical Scenes/Equipment? - Nah.

Menstruation (Sex During, Eating, etc.)? - If you mean "in heat"... maybe.

Murder Fetishism? - Eh. It's not my bag.

Military Fetish/Uniforms? - No.

Milk Fetishism/Lactation? - Yummy.

Necrophilia (Death, Corpses)? - No.

Nipples? - Fun for all ages.

Oral Fixations? - A little bit of one, not too much.

Oral Sex? - Very fun both ways.

Pain (Giving/Receiving)? - I like both, to some extent.

Piercings? - Can be sexy.

Pinching? - Meh.

Play Piercing/Needle Play? - Not really interested.

Plushophilia (Stuffed animals, Plushies)? - Nah.

Podophilia (Foot Fetish)? - No. But I do dig a good foot rub.

Power Exchange? - Huh?

Pregnancy Fetishism? - I'm not ready to be a dad yet! D:

Punishment? - See "Discipline", I think.

The Rack/Medieval Devices? - Skip.

Raptophilia (Sexual arousal from being raped)? - As play...? Perhaps. >//w//>

Religious (Nunplay, Priestplay)? - Hm. Nuns, no. Ancient temples, fertility priestesses.... maybe.

Retifism (Shoes or Boots)? - Nah.

Rimming? - Sometimes.

Role Playing? - Very fun.

Rubber? - Eh?

Sadism? - A little.

Scent? - As long as it's not "stench".

Sensory Deprivation? - But sensory is fun.

Smoking Fetishism? - No.

Spanking/Paddling? - Eh.

Statuephilia (Mannequins, Dolls, etc.)? - An interesting one, but I haven't experienced it.

Stockings/Fishnets/Pantyhose? - Sexy

Talking Dirty/Verbal Humiliation/Abuse? - Fun!

Tickling? - Only if you have a watersports fetish. I will piss on you.

Tongue Fetish? - No fetish, but licking is fun.

Toys (Buttplugs, Vibrators, etc.)? - Always fun!

Transvestism? - Perhaps.

Urolagnia (Water Sports/Urine)? - Sure.

Violence/Physical Injury? - Nah.

Voyeurism? - Yes

Wrestling/Fighting? - Once in a while.

Zombies/Gore? - No comment.

Why, so we are! Good to see FA back online.

UPUDATU ON MY STATUSSSHU!

Fighting off writer's block as I've abandoned two projects for having horribly cliche'd plotlines and not enough draw. I think that I'm going to have to go back to my old style of writing - Gonzo Erotica. Get plowed, plow through a few chapters, fight off the hangover, edit like a madman.

It works for me, anyway.

So now everyone's updating, and I'm gonna have a lot to sift through. That's fine by me. Better a yiff-flood than a yiff-drought. ^_^

Oh - and I've abandoned my attempts to get onto Second Life for now. For unknown reasons, it makes my computer freeze when I run it.

So, Thursday is turkey day. And that got me thinking... what are you `aff'ers doing for Thanksgiving?

Me? I'm celebrating with the family of an old friend of mine. My familia's too far away to do anything with them... they'll get a nice call or something, but I'll be missing out on dad's famous honeyglazed ham. A pity.

Grargh. Short journal today. Brain fried.

1. What is your character's name?
Colin Matthias Gratcat

2. What is your character's name in another language?
Phil

3. How old is he/she?
23

4. What is your character's race/species?
Alley cat

5. Do they have a crush?
Not yet.

6. Do they have many friends?
Not as such.

7. What planet is your character from?
Fur-Earth

8. Does your character like to eat?
As much as anyone else.

9. What's his/her favorite food?
Fish tacos

10. What's his/her favorite drink?
Cerveza

11. Is your character annoying?
Not really, but he has his annoying moments.

13. Is your character loved?
Meh.

14. Is your character hated?
*shrug*

15. Is he/she emo/goth?
Oh, HELL no.

16. Is he/she straight, bisexual, or GHEY?
Fully bi.

17. Is he/she a virgin?
Nope.

18. Name 3 hobbies
Ranting, writing exceptionally bad sci-fi movie scripts, collecting... things.

19. Is your character normal?
Um... what is this "normal" of which you speak?

20. Is your character attractive?
Depends on your tastes.

21. How does your character handle emotions?
In stride. Colin's unflappable unless he's on a rant.

22. Does your character have other forms?
Not yet; he has yet to develop a femmesona flipside.

23. Does your character overreact?
Only when ranting.

24. Is your character a criminal?
Grand Felony Jaywalking, yes.

25. Does your character go to school?
Nope. He's a bit old for that.

26. What's his/her IQ?
Variable. 0,0

27. Does your character have a disease/curse?
Right now he has a bit of an allergy problem - it'll be gone in a few weeks.

28. Is your character dead?
No.

29. Does your character have a family?
Yes, but he's not especially close with them.

30. Has he/she encountered any tragic times in life?
A few, nothing to bawl about.

31. What's the best time in your character's life?
Any evening where there's a warm pub, a cool glass of beer, and a friendly tender to yak with.

32. If you could name 1 friend, which would you relate to your character?
Question oddly too worded - cannot answer proper like yes filmore chunky.

33. Is your character single?
Yes

34. Has he/she developed any relationships?
Nothing serious

35. Does he/she have an element?
Carbon?

36. Do you role-play your character?
Yes

37. Do you write about your character?
You can consider every rant in my journal straight from Colin's mouth.

38. Does your character have a bad temper at times?
On occasion.

39. Does your character get depressed?
Nah.

40. What's your characters favorite animal?
Cuttlefish.

41. Does your character have any fears?
Nothing irrational....

42. Does your character have any weaknesses?
He's short, scrawny, and allergic to bee stings.

43. Does your character look up to anyone?
Yeah. `Nuff said.

44. Does your character like music?
Very yes.

45. What's your character's favorite type of music?
AC/DC - Alice Cooper - GNR - Etc.

46. Is he/she impatient?
Nah.

47. What's something funny about your character?
He has a strange obsession with toys dispensed from bubblegum machines... not japanese gashapon, although those are cool, but little 25 cent ninjas and rubber robots and stuff.

48. Nicknames?
The Grat

49. Does your character curse?
PISSSHITMOTHERFUCKINGGODDAMNCOCKSUCKER-no. Well, sometimes.

50. This test is over, what does your character have to say?
PENIS! 0w0

Your Boy Side
[x] You love hoodies.
[x] You love jeans.
[ ] Dogs are better than cats.
[ ] It's hilarious when people get hurt.
[ ] You've played with/against boys on a team.
[ ] Shopping is torture.
[ ] Sad movies suck.
[ ] You own an X-Box.
[x] Played with Hotwheels cars as a kid
[ ] At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
[ ] You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
[ ] You watch sports on TV.
[x] Gory movies are cool
[ ] You go to your dad for advice.
[ ] You own like a trillion baseball caps.
[ ] You like going to football games.
[ ] You used to/do collect baseball cards.
[ ] Baggy pants are cool to wear.
[ ] It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
[x] Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
[x] You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
[ ] Sports are fun.
[ ] Talk with food in your mouth.
[ ] Wear boxers.
[ ] If a girl you wish you had a peen

Total = 6 Points

Your Girl Side
[ ] You wear lip gloss.
[x] You love to shop.
[ ] You wear eyeliner.
[x] You have some of the same shirts in different colors.
[ ] You wear the color pink.
[x] Go to your mom for advice.
[ ] You consider cheerleading a sport.
[ ] You hate wearing the color black.
[x] You like hanging out at the mall.
[ ] You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
[ ] You like wearing jewelry.
[ ] Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
[ ] Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
[ ] You don't like the movie Star Wars.
[ ] You are/were in cheer leading, gymnastics or dance.
[ ] It takes you around 1 hour to shower, get dressed, and put on make-up and accessories.
[x] You smile a lot more than you should.
[ ] You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
[x] You care about what you look like.
[ ] You like wearing dresses when you can.
[ ] You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
[ ] Used to play with dolls as little kid.
[ ] Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy of it.
[x] Like taking pictures of yourself with your cell phone/camera when you're bored.

Total = 7 points

Huh. Seems I'm pretty girly... well, what do you think, entirely hypothetical group of readers? Should I cave in to the test and my own cravings and create a femmesona for myself?

If you were:

-One of the seven deadly sins(lust, gluttony, greed, sloth, wrath, envy, pride): Lust, most likely. That or Sloth.
-A guitarist or other instrumentalist: Andre Olbrich of Blind Guardian
-A dead philosopher: Jim Belushi
-A breakfast cereal: Cap'n Crunch
-An alcoholic drink: Apple martini
-A military weapon or machine: Minigun
-A country: Latveria
-Art medium (paintbrush, musical intrsument, typewriter, etc): Ordinary #2 pencil
-Any species other than your own fursona: A chinchilla... because I like saying 'chinchilla'. It's a funny word.
-A flavor of soda or cola: Grape

If you could:

-Meet a favorite artist, it would be: Drake Fenwick.
-Go back and time and play all of the band’s songs before they became a band, thus making all the fame and money, that band would be: Metallica, because I wouldn't kill Napster, and I'd retire before I put out shite like St. Anger.
-Choose only one of the following: the perfect job, awesomest car in the world, most cozy house: Perfect job. I'm happy with an old clunker if it gets me from point A to point B, likewise a tiny apartment will do the trick.
-Be your favorite fruit or vegetable: Rice
-Learn to dance like John Travolta, or sing like Freddie Mercury: Oooh, hard one! >.< *furrows brow* Ehhhh.... my love of Queen wins this one. Mercury.
-Go back in time and invent anything before it was invented: The microprocessor
-Go to any planet safely (including Pluto you assholes): Mars, just so I could write my name in pee in the dust around Voyager.
-Found a new city anywhere in the world, it would be located: in the Mojave desert, a stone's throw from both LA and Vegas.
-Create the 8th wonder of the world, it would be: An intuitive, easy-to-use, easy-to-develop for, crashproof operating system.
-Write a question here, it would be: Are you wearing pants while reading this?

Other:

-Do you remember where you were the first time you masturbated? Yep. The shower of the house I lived in when I was 13.
-Is your fursona species based off your personality and physical traits, or is it based off what you want to be?: More the former than the latter. I actually exaggerate some of my negative traits in my fursona, such as my generally small stature and laziness.
-If you could trade a good quality about yourself for a different good quality, what would you swap?: My ability to pick up stuff with my toes for a better grip with my hands.
-Your boss just fired you, do you a) chew him a new one b)take it like a bitch, wishing you could have the guts to chew him a new one c)tell him how you feel calmly, or d)take it lightly, then call him later bitching him out?: C. I've done so on several occasions.
-If there was one thing in your past you could completely redo or fix without causing your future to be completely changed due to chaos theory, what would it be?: I'd have skipped out on that last trip to Vegas... XP
-Do you really think saying the glass is half full is better?: I think it's inaccurate. The glass is always completely full... just not all of water. The other half is full of air.
-You have unlimited money and resources to develop the world’s newest technological invention, and it is: a douchebag filter for MMO games, that kicks off people who are making asses of themselves and erases their hard drive.
-Do you really read what others have written in these fill-in-the-blanks things?: Yeah, it's kinda fun.
-You taste like: I'm told I taste vaguely of potato chips. o_o
-What is your best sense?: Sight. I have eagle-eyes, and excellent night vision.
-What is the biggest number in the world?: Googolplex to the Googolplex power a Googolplex number of times. Repeat that formula for Googolplex, then start all over again. Continue until you're dead.
-Can you tell I’m running out of ideas for good questions?: Kinda.