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Posted 10 years agoI have now come to the conclusion that people everywhere are dicks. And that it is a mutation for the few to not be a dick.
If there is anyone here present who also shares this mutation with me (I hope you agree I am a mutant otherwise I would be upset) can we all form a group called the Vmen and leave all the average-joe dicks to be the Dmen.
There's far too much big dick vomit going on in the world without all the sicklets in this world adding to it. If you agree a price with someone stick to it don't raise it because you know the other person has no other choice. If you're in a relationship with someone treat them with the respect they deserve as a human being at the very least, for fucks sake you're supposed to love the person; treat them as a god, don't fuckong abuse them. Stop being little dicklets and spewing your dick vomit into the world which already has far too much!
And the to all the dick vomit volcanoes out there like ISIS or whatever the fuck you wanna be called or the Conservatives who for some fucked up reason are running our country right now, WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WOTH YOU?? This is our world we have to live in!! We have no other choice. We can't move to another world and enjoy its spoils. This is our life. This is our planet. This is our world. We will live how we want. We will enjoy what we want to enjoy. And we should be allowed and able to. To you ISIS fuckers. We will never stop. We will never atop being us, we will never stop doing what we love. We will never stop living how we wamt to live. If you choose to believe in one sick, fucked up way of life then be my guest, live your life how you want to. But don't expect everyone else to follow. If you choose to hide behind someone else's religion which you have twisted to turn the blame to someone else then go ahead, because we know. YouAintNoMuslimBruv.
And to the Torries. The conservatives. Or should I be honest and call you the greedy, molevelant, snobby, thieving, lying DICKS who pretend to run Great Britain, the people of this country deserve to live. We may have services and rights that other countries don't, but we are still entitled to those rights. You may decide that the disabled people should be working and therefore to cut their benefits because they won't. But while there aren't enough jobs for the abled bodied people of this country, and while the people you decide are fit to work, can't because, for example, they cant move, you are still being DICKS!! And by changing your definition of child poverty in order to redice the number of children in poverty in this country so you can spend less on them you are still being DICKS. Oh and guess what? By cutting funding for everyone including out health service which so many people rely on, but increasing your wages and taking larger bonuses than ever before you are, still and get again being DICKS!! So too are you dicks for every single one of our politicians turning up to debate the aforementioned politicians wages but the number of people who turned up to discuss new regulations regarding sexual abuse towards children could be counted on your fingers. I think you know where this is going...
If there is anyone here present who also shares this mutation with me (I hope you agree I am a mutant otherwise I would be upset) can we all form a group called the Vmen and leave all the average-joe dicks to be the Dmen.
There's far too much big dick vomit going on in the world without all the sicklets in this world adding to it. If you agree a price with someone stick to it don't raise it because you know the other person has no other choice. If you're in a relationship with someone treat them with the respect they deserve as a human being at the very least, for fucks sake you're supposed to love the person; treat them as a god, don't fuckong abuse them. Stop being little dicklets and spewing your dick vomit into the world which already has far too much!
And the to all the dick vomit volcanoes out there like ISIS or whatever the fuck you wanna be called or the Conservatives who for some fucked up reason are running our country right now, WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WOTH YOU?? This is our world we have to live in!! We have no other choice. We can't move to another world and enjoy its spoils. This is our life. This is our planet. This is our world. We will live how we want. We will enjoy what we want to enjoy. And we should be allowed and able to. To you ISIS fuckers. We will never stop. We will never atop being us, we will never stop doing what we love. We will never stop living how we wamt to live. If you choose to believe in one sick, fucked up way of life then be my guest, live your life how you want to. But don't expect everyone else to follow. If you choose to hide behind someone else's religion which you have twisted to turn the blame to someone else then go ahead, because we know. YouAintNoMuslimBruv.
And to the Torries. The conservatives. Or should I be honest and call you the greedy, molevelant, snobby, thieving, lying DICKS who pretend to run Great Britain, the people of this country deserve to live. We may have services and rights that other countries don't, but we are still entitled to those rights. You may decide that the disabled people should be working and therefore to cut their benefits because they won't. But while there aren't enough jobs for the abled bodied people of this country, and while the people you decide are fit to work, can't because, for example, they cant move, you are still being DICKS!! And by changing your definition of child poverty in order to redice the number of children in poverty in this country so you can spend less on them you are still being DICKS. Oh and guess what? By cutting funding for everyone including out health service which so many people rely on, but increasing your wages and taking larger bonuses than ever before you are, still and get again being DICKS!! So too are you dicks for every single one of our politicians turning up to debate the aforementioned politicians wages but the number of people who turned up to discuss new regulations regarding sexual abuse towards children could be counted on your fingers. I think you know where this is going...
~ABC Meme~
Posted 10 years agoNominated by the most amazing Wifoo EVVVVERRR Noodlix <3
A – age: 18
B – biggest fear: Death ofloved ones
C – current time: 11:30pm
D – drink you last had or are having: Water, I think?
E – easiest person to talk to: Noodlix, the wifoo
F – favorite song: Driveby, train or rude, magic
G – ghosts, are they real: nah... I mean... OOOOOOOHHH!!!
H – heritage: English, Welsh, Scottish, Irish, oh and a bit of Twatish as well, that's from my father. :)
I – in love with: My (Hopefully sometime soon lawful) partner <3 Noodlix
J - Jealous of: Anyone who can get up in the morning!! And anyone who gets paid more than minimum wage!!!
K – killed someone?: Not yet.
L – last time you cried?: a few weeks back, remembering my dog Zak, happy tears, mostly.
M – middle name: Brandon Zachary
N – number of siblings: 2 (technically)
O – one wish: For my Darling Noodlix to always be happy! <3
P – person who you last called: Noodlix
Q – question you’re always asked: "What's wrong with you XD?" By me, and most other normal people too.
R – reason to smile: Noodlix
T – time you woke up: 9am.
U – underwear color: What underwear?
V – vacation destination: America, Greenland, one of the Poles
W – worst habit: Eating what I'm supposed to be selling at work XD
X – x-rays you’ve had: Teeth/Jaws, arm, hand.
Y – your favorite food: SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETIIIIEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSS!!!!!
Z – zodiac sign: Cancer
I would nominate someone in particular... buuuuuuuuuuuuut...
I'm too lazy! You can all do it!!!!! MWUHAHAHAHA!!!
A – age: 18
B – biggest fear: Death ofloved ones
C – current time: 11:30pm
D – drink you last had or are having: Water, I think?
E – easiest person to talk to: Noodlix, the wifoo
F – favorite song: Driveby, train or rude, magic
G – ghosts, are they real: nah... I mean... OOOOOOOHHH!!!
H – heritage: English, Welsh, Scottish, Irish, oh and a bit of Twatish as well, that's from my father. :)
I – in love with: My (Hopefully sometime soon lawful) partner <3 Noodlix
J - Jealous of: Anyone who can get up in the morning!! And anyone who gets paid more than minimum wage!!!
K – killed someone?: Not yet.
L – last time you cried?: a few weeks back, remembering my dog Zak, happy tears, mostly.
M – middle name: Brandon Zachary
N – number of siblings: 2 (technically)
O – one wish: For my Darling Noodlix to always be happy! <3
P – person who you last called: Noodlix
Q – question you’re always asked: "What's wrong with you XD?" By me, and most other normal people too.
R – reason to smile: Noodlix
T – time you woke up: 9am.
U – underwear color: What underwear?
V – vacation destination: America, Greenland, one of the Poles
W – worst habit: Eating what I'm supposed to be selling at work XD
X – x-rays you’ve had: Teeth/Jaws, arm, hand.
Y – your favorite food: SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETIIIIEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSS!!!!!
Z – zodiac sign: Cancer
I would nominate someone in particular... buuuuuuuuuuuuut...
I'm too lazy! You can all do it!!!!! MWUHAHAHAHA!!!
~Adopt Booster~
Posted 10 years ago
is holding an auction for three awesomely cute adopts which can be found here: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/17796812/They're super cheap and amazingly cute so go check them out!!
