Wizard's First Rule:
"People are stupid; given proper motivation, almost anyone will believe almost anything. Because people are stupid, they will believe a lie because they want to believe its true, or because they are afraid it might be true. Peoples heads are full of knowledge, facts and beliefs, and most of it is false, yet they think it all true. People are stupid; they can only rarely tell the difference between a lie and the truth, and yet they are confident they can, and so are all the easier to fool."
(Chapter 36, Page #397 book "Wizards First Rule"

Wizard's Second Rule:
"The Second Rule is that the greatest harm can result from the best intentions."
(Chapter 63, Page #634 book "Stone of Tears"

Wizard's Third Rule:
"Passion rules reason."
(Chapter 43, Page #360 book "Blood of the Fold"

Wizard's Fourth Rule:
"The Wizard's Fourth Rule, he called it. He said that there was magic in sincere forgiveness, in the Fourth Rule. Magic to heal. In forgiveness you grant, and more so in the forgiveness you receive."
(Chapter 41, Page #318 book "Temple of the Winds"

Wizard's Fifth Rule:
"Mind what people do, not only what they say, for deeds will betray a lie."
(Chapter 28, Page #205 book "Soul of the Fire"

Wizard's Sixth Rule:
"The most important rule there is, the Wizard's Sixth Rule: the only sovereign you can allow to rule you is reason. The first law of reason is this: what exists, exists, what is, is and from this irreducible bedrock principle, all knowledge is built. It is the foundation from which life is embraced.

Thinking is a choice. Wishes and whims are not facts nor are they a means to discover them. Reason is our only way of grasping reality; it is our basic tool of survival. We are free to evade the effort of thinking, to reject reason, but we are not free to avoid the penalty of the abyss that we refuse to see. Faith and feelings are the darkness to reasons light. In rejecting reason, refusing to think, one embraces death."
(Chapter 41, Page #319 book "Faith of the Fallen"

Wizard's Seventh Rule:
"Life is the future, not the past. The past can teach us, through experience, how to accomplish things in the future, comfort us with cherished memories, and provide the foundation of what has already been accomplished. But only the future holds life. To live in the past is to embrace what is dead. To live life to its fullest, each day must be created anew. As rational, thinking beings, we must use our intellect, not a blind devotion to what has come before, to make rational choices."
(Chapter 60 Page #549 book Pillars of Creation

Wizard's Eighth Rule:
"Talga Vassternich. Deserve Victory."
(Chapter 61 Page #626 book "Naked Empire"

Wizard's Ninth Rule:
"A contradiction can not exist in reality. Not in part, nor in whole. To believe in a contradiction is to abdicate your belief in the existence of the world around you and the nature of the things in it, to instead embrace any random impulse that strikes your fancy to imagine something is real simply because you wish it were. A thing is what it is, it is itself. There can be no contradictions.

Faith is a device of self-delusion, a sleight of hand done with words and emotions founded on any irrational notion that can be dreamed up. Faith is the attempt to coerce truth to surrender to whim. In simple terms, it is trying to breath life into a lie by trying to outshine reality with the beauty of wishes. Faith is the refuge of fools, the ignorant, and the deluded, not of thinking, rational men.

In reality, contradictions cannot exist. To believe in them you must abandon the most important thing you possess: your rational mind. The wager for such a bargain is your life. In such an exchange, you always lose what you have at stake."
(Chapter 48 Page #489 book "Chainfire"

Wizard's Tenth Rule:
" Willfully turning aside from the truth is treason to one's self."
(Chapter 12 Page #127 book "Phantom"

I left the 11th out because it has to do with the books main character and doesnt really apply irl and all these books are in the "Sword of Truth" series which is the best fiction story ever written...imo

(+++) WANT.
(++) Hell YA!
(+) Cool.
(~) Eh.
(-) Nah.
(--) Nope.
(---) Hell No.
(?) What?

Anal on Males:+
Transformation:~
Yaoi:+
Girly Boys:++
Subbing/Domming:+++
Tentacles:~
Spooge:~
Bondage:+++
Oviposition:?
Cross-dressing:+
Oral:+++
Orgy:+
Muscle, Male:~
Lactation:--
Incest:---
Partial Nudity:+
Anal on Females:+
Clothing:+
Leather:+
Stockings:++
Muscle, Female :-
Herm: +
Macro/Micro:?
Impregnation:---
Paw:+
Bi:+
Mind Control:-
Uniform:+
Solo Masturbation:+
Tech:+
Sadism:-
Hyper:?
She-males:+
Sinking:?
Body Paint:+++
Plants :~
Mud/Quicksand etc:-
Anal Vore:---
Rape :---
Watersports:---
Masochism:++
Multiple body parts:+
Zoophilia:---
Breasts:++
Breast Expansion:--
Hetero (M/F):++
Biting:+++
Inflation:---
Pregnancy:---
Yuri (F/F):++
Fat/Pudge:--
Cock Vore :---
Standard Soft Vore:--
Weight Gain:--
Tails:+
Cub:--
Baby/Diaper:---
Standard Hard Vore:---
Scat:--- --- ---
Gore/guro:-
Snuff:---
Skunk spray:--
Asphyxiation:~
Shoe/Boots:+
Suit and Tie:+
Soul Vore:~
Butch Girls:--
Cheesecake:?
Glasses:+++
Electricity:+
Wet-look:+++
Unbirth:?
Latex/Rubber/Leather:+++++++++
PetPlay:++++++++
Mumification:+
Bondage:+++
Collar+leash:+++++++

Stolen from Drakesapphire

From now on, you can’t tell lies, are you ready?
Yep

Think back eight months ago, were you single?
yes

What do you carry with you at all times?
My balls

Are you a cuddler?
yes...but not a big talker

What would I find if I looked UNDER your bed?
prob. some socks that got pushed under the draped blanket

Who was the last person of the opposite sex you text messaged?
Megumibish

How are you feeling?
my back hurts....my back always hurts....

Is something wrong right now?
always

Are you mad at someone?
always

How much do looks matter to you in a guy/girl?
yes

What's the greatest thing that happened to you today?
i got out of work

How many TRUE best friends do you have?
1...mabey 2 or 3 depending

Do you plan on sleeping in tomorrow?
if im workin im missin sleep

How many different people of the opposite sex have you cried over?
2

Who is your number one friend on your friends list?
depends on what friends list

Do you have anyone crushing on you?
sure why not

When was the last time you talked to your most recent ex?
hahahahhaa...years

Do you sleep with the TV on?
no

Have you ever thought about getting your lip pierced?
hell to the yea

Have you ever passed out on the bathroom floor?
.....yes.....

Are you jealous of someone right now?
always

Where is the person you like right now?
home??

What’s the last thing you put in your mouth?
a bite of hamburger

What are you supposed to be doing right now?
sleeping

What is the sexiest part of the opposite sex's body?
yes....but im a sucker for green eyes

Have you ever changed clothes in a vehicle?
many times....

Could you handle a long distance relationship?
Yes

Could you cry right now?
i can always smash a finger with a hammer....

Are you okay with the life you live?
FUK NO!!

Did you enjoy your day today?
meh...

Do you have a tattoo?
hell to the yea

Would you ever get any piercings on your body, other than your ear?
already have one...would like more XD

Ever had a song sang about/for you?
wtf kinda question is that

What was the last thing you spent money for?
a gallon of milk

Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
Nick Cipeda(a dude from work)

Do you call it fall or autumn?
fall....ON YO FACE....GODDAMNIT!!

11:11… Make a wish?
i wish weed was legal

Honestly, who makes you happy most of the time?
furry

What were you up to at 9pm last night?
sleeping...about to wake up and go to work

Do you hold grudges?
sure but i always try to burry the axe...in someones back MUHAHAHAHA

Have you ever been awake for 48 hours straight?
rofl....many many times....

What are your outlooks on gay/bisexual relationships?
yes

Who was your last text from?
Megumibish

Have you ever felt like you hit rock bottom?
does living on the streets count as rock bottom??

One thing you’re looking forward to?
getting a new job

Are you shy at first when it comes to meeting people?
shy....more than i should be...all things considered

Has anyone ever called you sexy?
yes

What colour is your camera?
i dont have one...unless you count my phone...and its in a yellow/black case

Did the one person who hurt you the most in your life apologize?
fuk that hoe...who needs an apology anyway....

Are you good at hiding your feelings?
most of the time noone knows i have feelings at all....im a ginger....feelings are directly attached to souls....and we dont have them

Are you wasting your time on someone?
probably

Have you ever overheard a conversation you weren’t supposed to?
yes...offen

By the way, what is your name?
BRUCE LEEROY!!!....i mean...im brandon

Are you currently in a relationship?
no

Do you give out second chances too easily?
a second chance coming from me is very rare...if you happen to be lucky enough to get one...you better make damn sure you take it

What color is your favorite hoodie?
yellow

Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
aw fuk....do i have to answer this one....i guess it depends though...but yea

Instructions:
Start with 100% Put an (X) on everything you've done and subtract 1% for everything that you've done. Then repost as you're __% virgin.

1. Smoked. ( x)
2. Drank alcohol. (X)
3. Cried when someone died. (X)
4. Been drunk. (X)
5. Had sex. (X)
6. Been to a concert. (X)
7. Gotten/given a handjob. (X)
8. Gotten/given a blowjob. (X)
9. Been verbally/sexually harassed. (X)
10. Verbally/sexually harassed somebody. (X)

11. Felt someone up and/or been felt up. (X)
12. Laughed so hard something came out of your nose. (X)
13. Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfrend before. ( )
14. Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend. (X)
15. Been to prom. ( )
16. Cried at school. (X)
17. Gotten lost in a WalMart or a department store. (X)
18. Went streaking. (X)
19. Given or received a lap dance. (X)
20. Had someone of the opposite sex in your room. (X)

21. Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over. (X)
22. Slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house. (X)
23. Kissed a stranger. (X)
24. Hugged a stranger. (X)
25. Went scuba diving. ( )
26. Driven a car. (X)
27. Gotten an x-ray. (X)
28. Hit by a car. (X)
29. Had a party. (X)
30. Done serious drugs. (X)

31. Played strip poker/darts/basketball. (X)
32. Got paid to strip for someone. ( )
33. Run away from home. (X)
34. Broken a bone. (X)
35. Eaten sushi. (X)
36. Bought porn. (X)
37. Watched porn. (X)
38. Made porn. ( )
39. Had a crush on someone of the same sex. (X)
40. Been in love. (X)

41. French kissed. (X)
42. Laughed so hard you cried. (X)
43. Cried yourself to sleep. (X)
44. Laughed yourself to sleep. (X)
45. Stabbed yourself. (X)
46. Shot a gun. (X)
47. Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day. (X)
48. Been online for 9 consecutive hours. (X)
49. Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours. (X)
50. Watched an animal die. (x)

51. Watched a person die. (X)
52. Kissed and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person present. (X)
53. Pranked somebody. (X)
54. Put somebody in the hospital. ( )
55. Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out. (X)
56. Kissed somebody of the same sex. (X)
57. Dressed punk. (X)
58. Dressed goth. (X)
59. Dressed preppy. (X)
60. Been to a motocross race. ( )

61. Avoided somebody. (X)
62. Been stalked. ( )
63. Stalked someone. ( )
64. Met a celebrity. (x)
65. Played an instrument. (X)
66. Ridden a horse. (X)
67. Cut yourself. (X)
68. Bungee jumped. ( )
69. Ding dong ditched somebody. (X)
70. Been to a wild party. (X)

71. Got caught stealing something. (X)
72. Kicked/punched a guy in the balls. (X)
73. Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend. ( )
74. Gone out with your friend's crush. ( )
75. Got arrested. (X)
76. Been pregnant. ( )
77. Babysat. (X)
78. Been to another country. ( )
79. Started your house on fire. (X)
80. Had an encounter with a ghost. ( )

81. Donated your hair to cancer patients. ( )
82. Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by. ( )
83. Cried over a family member of the opposite sex. (X)
84. Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for 3 months or more. (X)
85. Sat on your butt all day. (X)
86. Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself. ( )
87. Had a job. (X)
88. Gotten cut from a sports team. ( )
89. Been called a whore. (X)
90. Danced like a whore. (X)

91. Been mistaken for a celebrity. (X)
92. Been in a car accident. (X)
93. Been told you have beautiful eyes. (X)
94. Been told you have beautiful hair. (X)
95. Raped somebody. ( )
96. Danced in the rain. (X)
97. Been rejected. (X)
98. Walked out of a restaurant without paying. ( )
99. Punched someone/slapped someone in the face. (X)
100. Been raped. ( )

Total %:22% virgin

the real question is...am i doing something right ...or something wrong??? XD