Hey hey everyone! I just wanna apologize for my silence this last month or so; apparently condensation built up inside every single wall and ceiling of my room, causing it all to collapse within a few days. So for the time being, I have to sleep and live in the living room, which is far too public for me to be able to upload or check FA frequently. Between that and class, I've just not had any time to keep up with things on here. But I should have everything sorted out in the next week or so, and hopefully I can get back on track after that!

And in the meantime, I will be going to Tsubasacon in West Virginia this weekend, so look for me if you're going!

Anyway, sorry again for the silence, I know it's gotten some people worried, but I promise everything is okay, considering the circumstances. Stay safe out there everyone, and take care of each other.

Hey hey everyone! A close friend of mine is doing a kissy raffle starring Muncher! Go check it out, and see if you can win some one on one time with WAY too much tongue~
https://www.furaffinity.net/view/61144848/  PillowMonster

I just went through all five thousand plus submission upload notifications. Just a little announcement because it was really bugging me and making me feel lazy lol. Hopefully this marks a swell turn for me!

Jinkies! I'm legitimately amazed every time someone follows me; the idea that over 800 people like my characters, kinks, or stories is just heartwarming. I know I've been lacking on the story front lately, just working through the fear that my stories and writing is becoming samey, but I think I'm quickly getting back into the swing of things with a bunch of new characters and lore! Thank you to my friends for giving me such wonderful motivation and keeping me going, and thank you all for sticking with me on this kinky romp!

Here's to more gassy, kissy, and stompy adventures in the future!

Hey hey everyone!

A reviewer here on FA has started doing little interviews with content creators, and they were kind enough to offer me the chance! You can check it out here: https://www.furaffinity.net/view/57254896/
We talk a little about the creation of Dex, how to write NSFW, and just my experience in the fandom, so if any of that interests you, then go have a read!

Just wanted to promote  CofieLaIguana, who's now taking commissions at SUPER low prices! For those who don't remember, he's the one who did these two pieces:
https://www.furaffinity.net/view/55524750/
https://www.furaffinity.net/view/53253690/

He's incredibly talented, and he deserves WAY more attention than he's getting, so go check him out! https://www.furaffinity.net/journal/10838049/

Hey hey everyone, I just hit 500 watchers! Thank y'all so much for all the support! I never thought so many people would enjoy my writing and/or characters this much, and it's so incredibly heartening to see. Going from never talking to anybody about this to having this many people following my work is jarring in a great way. It feels so liberating to be able to talk to others about all of this, and I've met some truly amazing people during my time here. I hate that I can't take on commissions full time again, but I'm just too damn busy. I have some people waiting for commissions, and I'll try to see if I can chip away on those if I have time, but I won't be able to actually do much with them until the summer. Til then, I'm gonna keep writing some short stories here and there with some pics, since I think the two combined make for a pretty impactful piece~

Out of curiosity, are there any characters you all would like to see more of? I know Dex is a fan favorite (and mine,) but I'm curious how y'all feel about some of my others.

Thanks a ton guys! Whether you're here for the art or for the words, I'm thrilled that you all give me the time.

Also I was a bit late (as usual), but I hit my one year anniversary of actually contributing to the community back in September. Dex's birthday is August 13th, that being the day I decided to finally come up with my first OC, so we've passed that one by a bit, too. Maybe next year I'll get something to commemorate both occasions.

Anyway, thanks to everyone for sticking around, it's been a wild year - here's to many more!

With the semester staring up, I'm going to be closing comms for a little while - or at least DRASTICALLY slowing down. I gotta say, I really had a blast doing them, though! When I was younger, I always wondered if commission work would be possible for me, but I always brushed it off since I have a pretty awful work ethic. Turns out, writing smut really helps get the creative juices flowing, and having someone else's money on the line is a great motivator to get them finished. That said, I am pretty excited to get back to doing personal, more casual writings.

Anyway, thanks to everyone who commissioned me, it really does mean a lot, and I'm glad I could help y'all's dirty fantasies come a little closer to life!

And 10k views! Thank you everyone for the continued support! It really does mean a lot to me, whether it's my writing or the commissions, I'm happy y'all like my little corner. I love chatting with y'all about my characters, world, writing, or the ideal type of gas, so always feel free to comment.

Anyway, see ya.

Hey hey guys! So I decided to enter Dex into a Total Drama Island type game with 29 other contestants, all run by  Tailslover13! The pilot just came out, and you can read it here: https://www.furaffinity.net/view/52708508/ I'll also be writing some confessionals for Dex throughout the story.

I know some of y'all are also involved, so good luck to everyone!

Come root for ya boi. Whether he wins or loses, it's gonna be a raunchy time!

Ay, I just broke 100 watchers!

It's been pretty amazing seeing this kind of support for my work; I'm glad you all enjoy reading it as I enjoy writing it!

So yeah, I'm gonna start taking commissions! I've never done commission work before, but I'm interested to start! (Especially since I'm getting some art commissioned for my own characters!)

Price will be $5 for every 500 words. For reference, I seem to average around 4k words in my stories, so that would be $40 for something like Zaimog Teaches a Smelly Lesson, and about $10 for something like The XL Seat.


1. Just send me a note describing what you kind of story you want, characters, preferred length; things of that nature.
2. Once I know how many words you're looking for, I'll accept payment and then I'll begin writing; I accept payment from Paypal or Venmo.
3. Feel free to ask for a WIP at any point for feedback, but I'll send you a final copy for any last-minute changes.
4. Just let me know if you don't want it posted to my gallery, or if you'd like to remain anonymous.

Here's the list of subjects that I will and won't write about:

Flattening
Farting
Belching
Butts
Feet
Safe vore
Anal vore
Inflation
Stretching
Cumflation
Hyper
Gay stuff
Kissing
Hypnosis
Scat
Sweat
Semi-consensual
General toon antics
Big guys on little guys
Spanking
Object TF (Mostly underwear or socks; things like that)

Things I will NOT write:
Gore
Fatal vore
Cock vore
Actual rape
Snuff
TF (like from one creature to another)
Straight sex (again, as in involving a vagina ((I'm not misogynistic, I'm just gay and I have ZERO experience writing straight porn.))
Diapers
Underaged
Hyper muscle

I can also write non-porn stories if you like; especially science fiction, horror, or fantasy!


Just keep in mind that I've never written FOR other people before, so please be patient. If I find that this just isn't my thing then all money will be refunded and I'll send you what I have completed.

See ya.