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Posted 17 years agoSo yeah, I'm bored and havn't drawn anything meaningful in a while, so if you want _your_ favourite character drawn, send me a note/email/carrier pigeon and I'll draw ya up something! :D
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Seriously. Anything.
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Think of it kinda like "Pictionary" but we both know what the subject is, and the point is to see what we can come up with. Or something.
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Seriously. Any character(s) you want and any fetish(es) you want. Name it. I'll draw it.
(caps is cruise control for cool)
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Seriously. Anything.
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Think of it kinda like "Pictionary" but we both know what the subject is, and the point is to see what we can come up with. Or something.
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Seriously. Any character(s) you want and any fetish(es) you want. Name it. I'll draw it.
(caps is cruise control for cool)
Seven Deadly Sins journalmeme :D
Posted 18 years ago-=THE SEVEN DEADLY SINS=-
Took it from neoneon.
WRATH
1. With whom did you last get angry?: Maestro
2. What is your weapon of choice?: Insidious words
3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex?: Yes, as long as they are bigger/meaner than me.
4. How about of the same sex?: Yep.
5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you?: Cant remember
6. What is your pet peeve?: Thoughtless behaviour
7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily?: I keep them until I fall asleep,unless it's a big grudge, at which point I make a point to keep it.
SLOTH
1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a long time?: Bathed, and I can feel the Crisco on my flesh.
2. What is the latest you've ever woken up?: 6PM
3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't: My middleschool friend. We have nothing in common any more.
4. What is the last lame excuse you made?: "My head hurts."
5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through (one of the long ones)?: Yeah, sometimes I pretend they're actually teaching me something.
6. When was the last time you got a good workout in?: When I took gym in highschool
7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today?: Its not even set.
GLUTTONY
1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice?: Beverage?
2. Meat eaters: white meat or dark meat?: Usually dark.
3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event?: None. Smells too foul.
4. Have you ever used a professional diet company?: No.
5. Do you have an issue with your weight?: Yeah, I want to be skinny, but I also want to weigh more.
6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods?: Spicy
7. Have you ever looked at a small house pet or child and thought, LUNCH?: No.
LUST
1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family)?: 2?
2. How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians/family)?: 1?
3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation?: Not really.
4. Have you done it?: Uhm...Yes. I have done...it. >.>
5. What is your favorite body part on a person of your gender of choice?: Cawk.
6. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute?: Nope.
7. Have you ever had to get tested for an STD or pregnancy?: Nope.
GREED
1. How many credit cards do you own?: None.
2. What's your guilty pleasure store?: The local adult novelty shop.
3. If you had $1 million, what would you do with it?: Open a furry enclave.
4. Would you rather be rich, or famous?: Rich
5. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks?: Yep.
6. Have you ever stolen anything?: Yeah, didnt really like it.
7. How many MP3s are on your hard drive?: Buttloads.
PRIDE
1. What one thing have you done that you're most proud of?: Some code I wrote, it's a piece of junk, but people seem to like it.
2. What one thing have you done that your parents are most proud of?: Completed High school? Won that spelling bee?
3. What thing would you like to accomplish in your life?: Write some code that everyone uses and likes.
4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place?: Depends on if the 'race' was really all that important or not, just placing's fine with me.
5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors?: Oh lord yes.
6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score?: Nah. It'd mean nothing if I cheated.
7. What did you do today that you're proud of?: I was bought for a date for an exorbitant amount of Lindens :P
ENVY
1. What item or person of your friends would you most want to have for your own?: Maestro's house
2. Who would you want to go on Trading Spaces with?: Generally, any of my furry friends.
3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be?: Bill Gates, cuz then I could actually do something GOOD with the behemoth that is Microsoft :P
4. Have you ever been cheated on?: Yes.
5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own?: Yes.
6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself?: Bewbs.
7. Finally, what is your favorite deadly sin?: Lust.
Took it from neoneon.
WRATH
1. With whom did you last get angry?: Maestro
2. What is your weapon of choice?: Insidious words
3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex?: Yes, as long as they are bigger/meaner than me.
4. How about of the same sex?: Yep.
5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you?: Cant remember
6. What is your pet peeve?: Thoughtless behaviour
7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily?: I keep them until I fall asleep,unless it's a big grudge, at which point I make a point to keep it.
SLOTH
1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a long time?: Bathed, and I can feel the Crisco on my flesh.
2. What is the latest you've ever woken up?: 6PM
3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't: My middleschool friend. We have nothing in common any more.
4. What is the last lame excuse you made?: "My head hurts."
5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through (one of the long ones)?: Yeah, sometimes I pretend they're actually teaching me something.
6. When was the last time you got a good workout in?: When I took gym in highschool
7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today?: Its not even set.
GLUTTONY
1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice?: Beverage?
2. Meat eaters: white meat or dark meat?: Usually dark.
3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event?: None. Smells too foul.
4. Have you ever used a professional diet company?: No.
5. Do you have an issue with your weight?: Yeah, I want to be skinny, but I also want to weigh more.
6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods?: Spicy
7. Have you ever looked at a small house pet or child and thought, LUNCH?: No.
LUST
1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family)?: 2?
2. How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians/family)?: 1?
3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation?: Not really.
4. Have you done it?: Uhm...Yes. I have done...it. >.>
5. What is your favorite body part on a person of your gender of choice?: Cawk.
6. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute?: Nope.
7. Have you ever had to get tested for an STD or pregnancy?: Nope.
GREED
1. How many credit cards do you own?: None.
2. What's your guilty pleasure store?: The local adult novelty shop.
3. If you had $1 million, what would you do with it?: Open a furry enclave.
4. Would you rather be rich, or famous?: Rich
5. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks?: Yep.
6. Have you ever stolen anything?: Yeah, didnt really like it.
7. How many MP3s are on your hard drive?: Buttloads.
PRIDE
1. What one thing have you done that you're most proud of?: Some code I wrote, it's a piece of junk, but people seem to like it.
2. What one thing have you done that your parents are most proud of?: Completed High school? Won that spelling bee?
3. What thing would you like to accomplish in your life?: Write some code that everyone uses and likes.
4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place?: Depends on if the 'race' was really all that important or not, just placing's fine with me.
5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors?: Oh lord yes.
6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score?: Nah. It'd mean nothing if I cheated.
7. What did you do today that you're proud of?: I was bought for a date for an exorbitant amount of Lindens :P
ENVY
1. What item or person of your friends would you most want to have for your own?: Maestro's house
2. Who would you want to go on Trading Spaces with?: Generally, any of my furry friends.
3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be?: Bill Gates, cuz then I could actually do something GOOD with the behemoth that is Microsoft :P
4. Have you ever been cheated on?: Yes.
5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own?: Yes.
6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself?: Bewbs.
7. Finally, what is your favorite deadly sin?: Lust.
Repetive Strain Injury
Posted 18 years agohttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Repeti....._strain_injury
1. Make sure your workspace is ergonomic. If it's uncomfortable, it's not ergonomic. Make it so.
2. Type with your forearms parallel to the floor. If they arent, make them so. If your desk/table is too high, find a new table and/or saw the legs off.
3. Install RSIbreak, and follow it! If you dont, your wrists will fall off.
4. Alternate hands/arms every couple sentences or 5 minutes.
5. Stretch regularly.
If you dont do this, you'll get random twinges of pain in your wrists, and you'll know that you have RSI. Once you have it, only rest can fix it.
1. Make sure your workspace is ergonomic. If it's uncomfortable, it's not ergonomic. Make it so.
2. Type with your forearms parallel to the floor. If they arent, make them so. If your desk/table is too high, find a new table and/or saw the legs off.
3. Install RSIbreak, and follow it! If you dont, your wrists will fall off.
4. Alternate hands/arms every couple sentences or 5 minutes.
5. Stretch regularly.
If you dont do this, you'll get random twinges of pain in your wrists, and you'll know that you have RSI. Once you have it, only rest can fix it.
Mmmmm, unexplained depression :D
Posted 18 years agoY'ever get the feeling that whatever group of people you're in, you just dont fit in at all?
D'you ever get the feeling that people are including you because they feel bad for you?
Do you ever sit and think about all your peculiarities and you come to the logical conclusion that all your oddities add up to one large deal-breaker, and thus no one could possibly be interested in you?
D'you ever eat and feel better, but all your fears are dampened, though they are still there?
D'you ever get the feeling that people are including you because they feel bad for you?
Do you ever sit and think about all your peculiarities and you come to the logical conclusion that all your oddities add up to one large deal-breaker, and thus no one could possibly be interested in you?
D'you ever eat and feel better, but all your fears are dampened, though they are still there?
Yeah, I agree.
Posted 18 years agoTaking from DijitalCub
*I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
*I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
*I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
*I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
*We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
*I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
*I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
*I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
*I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
*We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
*I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
*I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
*I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
*I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
*I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
*I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
*I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
*I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
*I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
*I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia/transphobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.
*I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
*I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
*I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
*I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
*We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
*I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
*I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
*I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
*I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
*We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
*I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
*I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
*I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
*I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
*I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
*I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
*I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
*I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
*I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
*I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia/transphobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.
Dammit >_<
Posted 18 years agohttp://dh01.anonib.com/_furyiff/ima.....ulp_anonib.jpg
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/727085/
Ever get the feeling you're not getting anywhere?
Honestly, I think the whole furry fandom has a collective unconscious that plants whatever Random J. Lurker is fapping to into my semi-conscious mind.
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/727085/
Ever get the feeling you're not getting anywhere?
Honestly, I think the whole furry fandom has a collective unconscious that plants whatever Random J. Lurker is fapping to into my semi-conscious mind.
Free Furry Porno Zine
Posted 18 years agoSo I had an idea recently, which is rather rare, and I'd like to share it with you.
Imagine if you could type in your address on a website and within two or three business days, you could receive free furry pr0n in the mail. No, not even shipping. The only downside (well, not really) is that about half of it is ads.
How this would work is this:
1. Advertisers, preferably furries, pay whoever's distributing it to put their ads in the mag.
2. Artists are paid from that money for their old art, and for new material exclusive to the mag (well, exclusive for a little while anyway)
3. Some number of copies are printed up, most likely in black and white, somewhere around 15-30 half-A4 pages and are distributed around the world, and once "sold-out", it's put online for free download.
4. Advertisers get hits from the eyes looking at the ads, the artists get paid and a little advertising, and lurkers get pron. Everyone wins :D
So think anyone's interested?
Imagine if you could type in your address on a website and within two or three business days, you could receive free furry pr0n in the mail. No, not even shipping. The only downside (well, not really) is that about half of it is ads.
How this would work is this:
1. Advertisers, preferably furries, pay whoever's distributing it to put their ads in the mag.
2. Artists are paid from that money for their old art, and for new material exclusive to the mag (well, exclusive for a little while anyway)
3. Some number of copies are printed up, most likely in black and white, somewhere around 15-30 half-A4 pages and are distributed around the world, and once "sold-out", it's put online for free download.
4. Advertisers get hits from the eyes looking at the ads, the artists get paid and a little advertising, and lurkers get pron. Everyone wins :D
So think anyone's interested?
Ten things professional furries should know
Posted 18 years ago10. We're cheap, we dont really expect you to put 4 hours into your work for 10$. We expect a lined and coloured piece though. How you make that economical is your prerogative, I mean, how do you expect to pay for ramen and kool-aid working for 2.50$ an hour?
9. We assume that your drawing of pr0n means that you'll be open enough to draw our fetish. We expect you to be "cool" about it.
8. Bitching at a commissioner when they complain that you havnt "gotten to them yet" is bad buisiness. Let us know what you've got on your plate, and an ETA for the piece. Remember to over estimate so when you're done early, you can look good ;)
7. We assume that you'd like to play with us. Whatever your fetish.
6. Dont be afraid to be an ass to people who arent polite. And be sure to tell them that you're purposefully being an ass because they're being impolite. If they do something you dont like, say you dont like it instead of alluding to it, or worse, saying nothing and acting insulted. Dont forget to move on once you've told us. If we continue, act the ass.
5. Chatting with us makes you a "buddy". It must be true because you're on our buddy list, our list of buddies. If you dont want to be our buddy, remove us.
4. Remember that some people have inferiority complexes that makes them have the urge to declare themselves better than everyone else. (I think that's how that works, but if not, you know what I mean) Just remember that loonatics' credit cards are just as valid as "sane" people.
3. It may be spelled "H-U-M-A-N", but what are we supposed to call people who arent furries? "Non-Furries"? "Mundanes"? (remember that one?) I'll stop using "Hyooman" when you stop using "ZOMGROFFLCOPTER!!!1!"
2. Excuse us for thinking that you might want to do other internet things with us. Most of the people we meet want to "cybor" and share "picz". Why do you think we're buying pr0nz from you? We're fat. We're living in our mother's basement. We havnt talked to any pretty girls/guys in days/weeks/months IRL. We need things to fap to. You're in my buddy list, you're part of my fap network.
1. "Someone who isnt willing to tell others to piss off, or someone who isnt willing to swallow their pride and take the sale is lost." --Me.
9. We assume that your drawing of pr0n means that you'll be open enough to draw our fetish. We expect you to be "cool" about it.
8. Bitching at a commissioner when they complain that you havnt "gotten to them yet" is bad buisiness. Let us know what you've got on your plate, and an ETA for the piece. Remember to over estimate so when you're done early, you can look good ;)
7. We assume that you'd like to play with us. Whatever your fetish.
6. Dont be afraid to be an ass to people who arent polite. And be sure to tell them that you're purposefully being an ass because they're being impolite. If they do something you dont like, say you dont like it instead of alluding to it, or worse, saying nothing and acting insulted. Dont forget to move on once you've told us. If we continue, act the ass.
5. Chatting with us makes you a "buddy". It must be true because you're on our buddy list, our list of buddies. If you dont want to be our buddy, remove us.
4. Remember that some people have inferiority complexes that makes them have the urge to declare themselves better than everyone else. (I think that's how that works, but if not, you know what I mean) Just remember that loonatics' credit cards are just as valid as "sane" people.
3. It may be spelled "H-U-M-A-N", but what are we supposed to call people who arent furries? "Non-Furries"? "Mundanes"? (remember that one?) I'll stop using "Hyooman" when you stop using "ZOMGROFFLCOPTER!!!1!"
2. Excuse us for thinking that you might want to do other internet things with us. Most of the people we meet want to "cybor" and share "picz". Why do you think we're buying pr0nz from you? We're fat. We're living in our mother's basement. We havnt talked to any pretty girls/guys in days/weeks/months IRL. We need things to fap to. You're in my buddy list, you're part of my fap network.
1. "Someone who isnt willing to tell others to piss off, or someone who isnt willing to swallow their pride and take the sale is lost." --Me.
Shaving with Butter Experiment
Posted 18 years agoOkay, any of you who know me at all know that I live my life according to the wonderfully accurate life-lessons that are to be learned from "Seinfeld". This time, I've taken it entirely too far.
I've decided to test shaving my face with butter.
In one episode Kramer decides to begin shaving his face with butter, claiming that his normal shaving cream was giving him "no protection, Jerry!"
On one side of my face, I have applied a thin layer of EZ-Squeeze butter, evenly. On the other half, I have applied Raspberry flavoured shaving creame.
I proceed to shave my face in the normal manner.
A feel test: I can detect no difference, if anything, the butter did not help.
I then ask my mother: She answers to the effect of "Shaving creame"
My conclusion? There is no difference, whatsoever, aside from the butter being infinitely harder to clean.
Would anyone else like to contribute to this experiment? Shave your face/legs/chest/ass with butter and let me know how it turned out compared to your normal shaving creame!
I've decided to test shaving my face with butter.
In one episode Kramer decides to begin shaving his face with butter, claiming that his normal shaving cream was giving him "no protection, Jerry!"
On one side of my face, I have applied a thin layer of EZ-Squeeze butter, evenly. On the other half, I have applied Raspberry flavoured shaving creame.
I proceed to shave my face in the normal manner.
A feel test: I can detect no difference, if anything, the butter did not help.
I then ask my mother: She answers to the effect of "Shaving creame"
My conclusion? There is no difference, whatsoever, aside from the butter being infinitely harder to clean.
Would anyone else like to contribute to this experiment? Shave your face/legs/chest/ass with butter and let me know how it turned out compared to your normal shaving creame!
"Dear Penis..." (18+ only plzkthnxbai)
Posted 18 years agoWelp, I've takenn to sleeping in the nude recently and I just thought I'd share this with you:
I had just woken up and was curled up in my bed, as usual, until i heard the phone ring. I rolled over and threw off my sheets and laid there for a moment. I realized a strange feeling eminating from my crotch. Normally, I curse my genitals in the morning, but apparently, my 3/4 erect penis had positioned itself lying on my stomach. It was kinda the same feeling as lying on a plush beanbag chair :D
I had just woken up and was curled up in my bed, as usual, until i heard the phone ring. I rolled over and threw off my sheets and laid there for a moment. I realized a strange feeling eminating from my crotch. Normally, I curse my genitals in the morning, but apparently, my 3/4 erect penis had positioned itself lying on my stomach. It was kinda the same feeling as lying on a plush beanbag chair :D
I had a journal idea
Posted 18 years agobut now it's gone T_T
No Subject
Posted 18 years ago× • F A S H I O N | S T U F F • × •
Where is your favourite place to shop for clothes?: I HAAAATE shopping for clothes.
Favorite designer?: None.
What is your sexiest outfit?: Girly jeans :P
What is your most comfortable outfit?: Camo BDU's :D
What do you usually wear?: Camo BDU's :D
• × • S P E C I F I C S • × •
What kind of shampoo do you use?:"Sham-poo"?
What are you listening to right now: "Jeopardy!"
Who is the last person that called you?: Melancholic
How many buddies are online right now?: 6-ish, 3 that I actually talk to.
• × • F A V O R I T E S • × •
Foods: Fried Chicken, and shrimp
Girls names: Jenna
Boys names: None?
Subjects in school: Science
Animals: Foxes, housecats
• × • H A V E | Y O U | E V E R • × •
Given anyone a bath?: no
Smoked?: yes
Bungee jumped?: No
Made yourself throw up?: Gotta get outta school somehow :P
Ever been in love?: Yup.
Made yourself cry to get out of trouble?: Crying doesnt work, now vomiting...
Pictured your crush naked?: Sometimes
Actually seen your crush naked?: Not really
Cried when someone died?: Not really
Lied: I'm filling out these damned journal memes arent I?
Fallen for your best friend?: Once...
Rejected someone?: No, girls three years my junior dont count :P
Used someone?: Not that I remember
Done something you regret?: Yes
• × • C U R R E N T • × •
Clothes: Nekkid :D
Music: None
Smell: Spring...*coughchokewheeze*
Desktop picture: "Fingernail Rosettes", a la Me.
CD in player: My computer class data cd
DVD in player: None?
• × • L A S T | P E R S O N • × •
You touched: Dred
Hugged: Dred
You IMed: A certain nice young lady :P
You yelled at: I cant remember
• × • A R E | Y O U • × •
Understanding: Yes
Open-minded: Yup^2
Arrogant: Not very...
Insecure: Kinda
Random: My ear hurts for some reason...ow...*rubrub*
Hungry: Kinda, but I'm too lazy to get up and feed...
Smart: Why yes! :D *edits the "Arrogant" thing above V_V*
Moody: Like a...something that's moody.
Hard working: Nope, unless it's either interesting or something I can do in my sleep.
Organized: In my own special way
Healthy: Mostly :D
Shy: Horribly, unless I dont think about it, then I'm the most outgoing person on the face of the earth
Difficult: Yes. I also come in "Normal" and "Easy".
Bored easily: Not really
Obsessed: sorta
Angry: Nah
Sad: Sometimes :(
Happy: Sometimes :D
Hyper: Sometimes =DD
Trusting: Mostly
• × • W H O | D O | Y O U | W A N N A • × •
Kill?: Dunno, I dont wanna kill anyone >_>
Slap?: I'm a nice guy, really...
Get really wasted with?: Blegh..just makes me ill.
Get high with: No thanks, I like being able to think...
Talk to offline: Dred :P
Talk to online: Anyone V_V
Sex it up with: Dred (Seems to be a running joke, nowadays :P)
• × • R A N D O M • × •
In the morning I: Comb my hair and brush the gold teeth XD
Love is: Fuuuuuun!
I dream about: Dred XD
Sexual preference: Sex. :P
What do you notice first in the sex you're into: Ass, Boobs, Face, then usually their ass again as they run away.
• × • W H I C H | I S | B E T T E R • ×
Coke or Pepsi: Coke
Flowers or candy: Candy
Tall or short: Short
• × • W H O • × •
Makes you laugh the most: Dred, but not for _that_ reason :P
Makes you smile: Most of my friends
Gives you a funny feeling when you see him/her: Jesus...he always freaks me out when I see him.
• × • D O | Y O U | E V E R • × •
Sit on the internet all night waiting for that someone special to IM you?: Once in a while
Wish you were a member of the opposite sex?: I like boobs :3
Wish you were younger: Yup, I'm old and fat nowadays
Cry because someone said something to you?: Yup
• × • N U M B E R • × •
Of times I have had my heart broken: a couple
Of hearts I have broken: A couple
Of guys I've kissed: Zero.
Of girls I've kissed: four?
Of CD's I own: over 1000
Of scars on my body: 5-ish?
Where is your favourite place to shop for clothes?: I HAAAATE shopping for clothes.
Favorite designer?: None.
What is your sexiest outfit?: Girly jeans :P
What is your most comfortable outfit?: Camo BDU's :D
What do you usually wear?: Camo BDU's :D
• × • S P E C I F I C S • × •
What kind of shampoo do you use?:"Sham-poo"?
What are you listening to right now: "Jeopardy!"
Who is the last person that called you?: Melancholic
How many buddies are online right now?: 6-ish, 3 that I actually talk to.
• × • F A V O R I T E S • × •
Foods: Fried Chicken, and shrimp
Girls names: Jenna
Boys names: None?
Subjects in school: Science
Animals: Foxes, housecats
• × • H A V E | Y O U | E V E R • × •
Given anyone a bath?: no
Smoked?: yes
Bungee jumped?: No
Made yourself throw up?: Gotta get outta school somehow :P
Ever been in love?: Yup.
Made yourself cry to get out of trouble?: Crying doesnt work, now vomiting...
Pictured your crush naked?: Sometimes
Actually seen your crush naked?: Not really
Cried when someone died?: Not really
Lied: I'm filling out these damned journal memes arent I?
Fallen for your best friend?: Once...
Rejected someone?: No, girls three years my junior dont count :P
Used someone?: Not that I remember
Done something you regret?: Yes
• × • C U R R E N T • × •
Clothes: Nekkid :D
Music: None
Smell: Spring...*coughchokewheeze*
Desktop picture: "Fingernail Rosettes", a la Me.
CD in player: My computer class data cd
DVD in player: None?
• × • L A S T | P E R S O N • × •
You touched: Dred
Hugged: Dred
You IMed: A certain nice young lady :P
You yelled at: I cant remember
• × • A R E | Y O U • × •
Understanding: Yes
Open-minded: Yup^2
Arrogant: Not very...
Insecure: Kinda
Random: My ear hurts for some reason...ow...*rubrub*
Hungry: Kinda, but I'm too lazy to get up and feed...
Smart: Why yes! :D *edits the "Arrogant" thing above V_V*
Moody: Like a...something that's moody.
Hard working: Nope, unless it's either interesting or something I can do in my sleep.
Organized: In my own special way
Healthy: Mostly :D
Shy: Horribly, unless I dont think about it, then I'm the most outgoing person on the face of the earth
Difficult: Yes. I also come in "Normal" and "Easy".
Bored easily: Not really
Obsessed: sorta
Angry: Nah
Sad: Sometimes :(
Happy: Sometimes :D
Hyper: Sometimes =DD
Trusting: Mostly
• × • W H O | D O | Y O U | W A N N A • × •
Kill?: Dunno, I dont wanna kill anyone >_>
Slap?: I'm a nice guy, really...
Get really wasted with?: Blegh..just makes me ill.
Get high with: No thanks, I like being able to think...
Talk to offline: Dred :P
Talk to online: Anyone V_V
Sex it up with: Dred (Seems to be a running joke, nowadays :P)
• × • R A N D O M • × •
In the morning I: Comb my hair and brush the gold teeth XD
Love is: Fuuuuuun!
I dream about: Dred XD
Sexual preference: Sex. :P
What do you notice first in the sex you're into: Ass, Boobs, Face, then usually their ass again as they run away.
• × • W H I C H | I S | B E T T E R • ×
Coke or Pepsi: Coke
Flowers or candy: Candy
Tall or short: Short
• × • W H O • × •
Makes you laugh the most: Dred, but not for _that_ reason :P
Makes you smile: Most of my friends
Gives you a funny feeling when you see him/her: Jesus...he always freaks me out when I see him.
• × • D O | Y O U | E V E R • × •
Sit on the internet all night waiting for that someone special to IM you?: Once in a while
Wish you were a member of the opposite sex?: I like boobs :3
Wish you were younger: Yup, I'm old and fat nowadays
Cry because someone said something to you?: Yup
• × • N U M B E R • × •
Of times I have had my heart broken: a couple
Of hearts I have broken: A couple
Of guys I've kissed: Zero.
Of girls I've kissed: four?
Of CD's I own: over 1000
Of scars on my body: 5-ish?
Change of Mode: Sculpture!
Posted 18 years agoYes, according to the current trend, I'm going to take up Furry Porno Sculpture. With each new work of art, usually consisting of one or more penises, breasts, vaginas and arms, in that order, I will mail the finished piece to FurAffinity.net Headquarters to be enshrined into the Main Server, aka, Cyberdine Systems.
I intend to also buck all trends by performing my Sexual Sculptures with Philadelphia Cream Cheese, as it lends itself to the subject matter quite well.
So yeah, no more 3d crap for me, and no other art of any other sort than the most holy of Sculpture.
I intend to also buck all trends by performing my Sexual Sculptures with Philadelphia Cream Cheese, as it lends itself to the subject matter quite well.
So yeah, no more 3d crap for me, and no other art of any other sort than the most holy of Sculpture.
Attention all fur-bearing furries!
Posted 18 years agoDo NOT, I repeat, DO NOT shave your chest hair.
Why? It itches like a mother.
*scratchscratch*
Right, as you were...
*scratchscratchscratchscratch*
Why? It itches like a mother.
*scratchscratch*
Right, as you were...
*scratchscratchscratchscratch*
No more drawlings for me...
Posted 18 years agoOkay, so I tried drawing something a couple days ago, and I realized that I _really_ cant draw. And as such, I dont think I'll be doing any more pencil-work. I'm sure I'll be doing some 3d junk, but I doubt I'll be "sketching" any time soon.
Along those lines, I'm actually open for commissions, if you want to throw some linden-buckzzz at me for my bad drawings :P
Also, do you think it's healthy to want to glomp people? I dunno if it is, but I just have the yearning for some sort of physical affection, ya know? Makes me wish SecondLife had a brain-jack, so I could get some of that physical junk. I mean, type-sex is alright, but I'd trade my left testicle for someone I could be even minimally intimate with. Heck, just getting to kinda lean onto someone is good enough for me.
Along those lines, I'm actually open for commissions, if you want to throw some linden-buckzzz at me for my bad drawings :P
Also, do you think it's healthy to want to glomp people? I dunno if it is, but I just have the yearning for some sort of physical affection, ya know? Makes me wish SecondLife had a brain-jack, so I could get some of that physical junk. I mean, type-sex is alright, but I'd trade my left testicle for someone I could be even minimally intimate with. Heck, just getting to kinda lean onto someone is good enough for me.
Jung Typology Test!
Posted 18 years agoYour Type is
ISTP
Introverted Sensing Thinking Perceiving
Strength of the preferences %
78 38 25 22
Hey, a journal test-meme that matters :D
got it from: http://www.humanmetrics.com/cgi-win/JTypes2.asp
ISTP
Introverted Sensing Thinking Perceiving
Strength of the preferences %
78 38 25 22
Hey, a journal test-meme that matters :D
got it from: http://www.humanmetrics.com/cgi-win/JTypes2.asp
Maybe they should make a list of these memes...
Posted 18 years ago1. What is your character's name?
Grycmyspih Jahzey Ueusp
2. What is your character's name in another language?
Grikuru Jazeru Ueoosepu (That'd be japanese :D)
3. How old is he/she?
Anywhere between 15 and 20, depending on mood.
4. What is your character's race/species?
1/2 Fennec, 1/2 "Sand-Cat"
5. Do they have a crush?
Nope
6. Do they have many friends?
Maybe three total.
7. What planet is your character from?
Post-Post-Apocalyptic Earth
8. Does your character like to eat?
Somewhat.
9. What's his/her favorite food?
Shrimp (My god! The shrimp!)
10. What's his/her favorite drink?
Meade!
11. Is your character annoying?
No.
13. Is your character loved?
Not really.
14. Is your character hated?
Definitely
15. Is he/she emo/goth?
Little bit of emo, but not really.
16. Is he/she straight, bisexual, or gay?
Bisexual (Doesnt really care)
17. Is he/she a virgin?
No
18. Name 3 hobbies
Luteny (It's harder with claws than you'd think...)
19. Is your character normal?
6 foot tall walking fox, you decide...
20. Is your character attractive?
Moderately.
21. How does your character handle emotions?
Internalizes them, mostly. He tries to maintain a level and logical mind.
22. Does your character have other forms?
Aside from bouncing between Chibi and Supra-Muscular forms, no.
23. Does your character overreact?
Rarely, but when he does, it is spectacular.
24. Is your character a criminal?
Technically.
25. Does your character go to school?
No
26. What's his/sher IQ?
90-ish, not particularly schooled at all.
27. Does your character have a disease/curse?
Nope
28. Is your character dead?
Well, when his story arc ends, yes, but he's usually in that wonderful space between stories.
29. Does your character have a family?
Yes, but they dont know that he is still living.
30. Has he/she encountered any tragic times in life?
Repeatedly. Surrogate father dying and all. Lots of close deaths.
31. What's the best time in your character's life?
His childhood definitely.
32. If you could name 1 friend, which would you relate to your character?
(Couldnt make out what this question meant >_>)
33. Is your character single?
Yes. He never tries for any sort of romance.
34. Has he/she developed any relationships?
Some light friendships.
35. Does he/she have an element?
Sand, definitely Sand.
36. Do you role-play your character?
Not really, but he's still in my head quite often though. He's more the personification of my conscience than my character, really.
37. Do you write about your character?
If I could get his story into a shape I was happy with.
38. Does your character have a bad temper at times?
When his emotions are at the extremes.
39. Does your character get depressed?
Chronically, but he knows that depression doesnt help anything.
40. What's your character's favorite animal?
Unevolved Fennecs, naturally.
41. Does your character have any fears?
Pain? Death? Starvation?
42. Does your character have any weaknesses?
Large pointy objects, and motherly type girls.
43. Does your character look up to anyone?
The strong, the intelligent, the artistic. No one in particular.
44. Does your character like music?
Immensely
45. What's your character's favorite type of music?
He loves his Ancient Flamenco, it lets him get the cobwebs out of his lute. :D
46. Is he/she impatient?
Moderately
47. What's something funny about your character?
The front of his hair ALWAYS forms 3 locks of bangs, while the back of his hair ALWAYS forms 4 locks.
48. Name 5 nicknames
In order: "Gryc", "Kit", "Shaz", "Yuu", "Gry"
49. Does your character curse?
If it is warranted.
50. This test is over, what does your character have to say?
"I dont think this really represents me at all...Post that 'Mother of all Character Questionairrres' and see what they say. XD"
Grycmyspih Jahzey Ueusp
2. What is your character's name in another language?
Grikuru Jazeru Ueoosepu (That'd be japanese :D)
3. How old is he/she?
Anywhere between 15 and 20, depending on mood.
4. What is your character's race/species?
1/2 Fennec, 1/2 "Sand-Cat"
5. Do they have a crush?
Nope
6. Do they have many friends?
Maybe three total.
7. What planet is your character from?
Post-Post-Apocalyptic Earth
8. Does your character like to eat?
Somewhat.
9. What's his/her favorite food?
Shrimp (My god! The shrimp!)
10. What's his/her favorite drink?
Meade!
11. Is your character annoying?
No.
13. Is your character loved?
Not really.
14. Is your character hated?
Definitely
15. Is he/she emo/goth?
Little bit of emo, but not really.
16. Is he/she straight, bisexual, or gay?
Bisexual (Doesnt really care)
17. Is he/she a virgin?
No
18. Name 3 hobbies
Luteny (It's harder with claws than you'd think...)
19. Is your character normal?
6 foot tall walking fox, you decide...
20. Is your character attractive?
Moderately.
21. How does your character handle emotions?
Internalizes them, mostly. He tries to maintain a level and logical mind.
22. Does your character have other forms?
Aside from bouncing between Chibi and Supra-Muscular forms, no.
23. Does your character overreact?
Rarely, but when he does, it is spectacular.
24. Is your character a criminal?
Technically.
25. Does your character go to school?
No
26. What's his/sher IQ?
90-ish, not particularly schooled at all.
27. Does your character have a disease/curse?
Nope
28. Is your character dead?
Well, when his story arc ends, yes, but he's usually in that wonderful space between stories.
29. Does your character have a family?
Yes, but they dont know that he is still living.
30. Has he/she encountered any tragic times in life?
Repeatedly. Surrogate father dying and all. Lots of close deaths.
31. What's the best time in your character's life?
His childhood definitely.
32. If you could name 1 friend, which would you relate to your character?
(Couldnt make out what this question meant >_>)
33. Is your character single?
Yes. He never tries for any sort of romance.
34. Has he/she developed any relationships?
Some light friendships.
35. Does he/she have an element?
Sand, definitely Sand.
36. Do you role-play your character?
Not really, but he's still in my head quite often though. He's more the personification of my conscience than my character, really.
37. Do you write about your character?
If I could get his story into a shape I was happy with.
38. Does your character have a bad temper at times?
When his emotions are at the extremes.
39. Does your character get depressed?
Chronically, but he knows that depression doesnt help anything.
40. What's your character's favorite animal?
Unevolved Fennecs, naturally.
41. Does your character have any fears?
Pain? Death? Starvation?
42. Does your character have any weaknesses?
Large pointy objects, and motherly type girls.
43. Does your character look up to anyone?
The strong, the intelligent, the artistic. No one in particular.
44. Does your character like music?
Immensely
45. What's your character's favorite type of music?
He loves his Ancient Flamenco, it lets him get the cobwebs out of his lute. :D
46. Is he/she impatient?
Moderately
47. What's something funny about your character?
The front of his hair ALWAYS forms 3 locks of bangs, while the back of his hair ALWAYS forms 4 locks.
48. Name 5 nicknames
In order: "Gryc", "Kit", "Shaz", "Yuu", "Gry"
49. Does your character curse?
If it is warranted.
50. This test is over, what does your character have to say?
"I dont think this really represents me at all...Post that 'Mother of all Character Questionairrres' and see what they say. XD"
I always get suckered in on Valentine's day...
Posted 18 years agoIt happens every year, without fail: Something goes horribly, horribly wrong on or around V-Day.
One of my many, many female friends (read: only female friend) decided she had to have me.
February is good for that...someone decides they simply have to have me, and then a week later they realize that I'm not that good a person, shake their head, wonder what they were smoking, and move along, leaving me with less than positive feelings.
She told me she intended to get over me and throw me away after a week, maybe two, (my words, not hers) and I went along with her anyway, so I really have no room for complaint. (I began simply wanting to help her get over me, but _that_ turned out particulary well...)
What little time we spent together was definitely one of the best times of my life. It was because of her that I got to experience my first drunken college party. (I didn't partake, by the way.)
And so, I'm left with feelings of, well...not romance, per se, but more in the vein of den-mate. We share a particularly strange sort of bond, and with a little luck some of it will remain, and she wont end up hating me outright.
And so, she has more-or-less reconciled with her boyfriend, a brilliant artist and a guy I have the utmost respect for, and truth be told, they were together long before either of them met me.
And now, I hope from the bottom of my heart, that they are both happy now, and I do wish them both all the best.
I do sincerely hope they never have problems such as these again.
Neither of them deserve to endure something such as this.
One of my many, many female friends (read: only female friend) decided she had to have me.
February is good for that...someone decides they simply have to have me, and then a week later they realize that I'm not that good a person, shake their head, wonder what they were smoking, and move along, leaving me with less than positive feelings.
She told me she intended to get over me and throw me away after a week, maybe two, (my words, not hers) and I went along with her anyway, so I really have no room for complaint. (I began simply wanting to help her get over me, but _that_ turned out particulary well...)
What little time we spent together was definitely one of the best times of my life. It was because of her that I got to experience my first drunken college party. (I didn't partake, by the way.)
And so, I'm left with feelings of, well...not romance, per se, but more in the vein of den-mate. We share a particularly strange sort of bond, and with a little luck some of it will remain, and she wont end up hating me outright.
And so, she has more-or-less reconciled with her boyfriend, a brilliant artist and a guy I have the utmost respect for, and truth be told, they were together long before either of them met me.
And now, I hope from the bottom of my heart, that they are both happy now, and I do wish them both all the best.
I do sincerely hope they never have problems such as these again.
Neither of them deserve to endure something such as this.
My cat died and I have no facial hair
Posted 19 years agoOkay, so it's not quite my cat, but my grandmother's cat (given name: "Annie", taken name: "Ms. Kitty") has passed on to the great litter-box in the sky. I literally grew up with this cat, so I always felt really close to her. I think she adopted me, or something. The thing that made this cat unique was that she only liked two people, my uncle, and myself. Everyone else, she hated. I may post a few pictures later on, but dont wait up.
On another note, my face is now bald. Yes, the cat that had mysteriously glued itself to my chin is now gone, and so are half of my eyebrows. Not that I mind it, mind you, but I had never really noticed how much I looked like my father. Like, gray my hair and put on old glasses and I'm his twin. That and my neck is wider than my face 0.o And I'm not that fat, hell, I'm not _even_ fat...like, NO fat...okay, so most of it's fat, but I'm not "Overweight", or even "husky"...
On another note, my face is now bald. Yes, the cat that had mysteriously glued itself to my chin is now gone, and so are half of my eyebrows. Not that I mind it, mind you, but I had never really noticed how much I looked like my father. Like, gray my hair and put on old glasses and I'm his twin. That and my neck is wider than my face 0.o And I'm not that fat, hell, I'm not _even_ fat...like, NO fat...okay, so most of it's fat, but I'm not "Overweight", or even "husky"...
No Subject
Posted 19 years agoMy take on Cub Porn
Posted 19 years agoHaha! Made you look!
I bet you thought I was actually going to weigh in on this eh? Some two page long post about how it's just a drawing, or how it causes people to rape babies, or some other polarized stance. But to no avail.
I have an opinion, but I'm not going to share it, because it doesnt matter.
All I have to say on it is:
"FurAffinity: Where Freedom of Expression Reigns!"
I bet you thought I was actually going to weigh in on this eh? Some two page long post about how it's just a drawing, or how it causes people to rape babies, or some other polarized stance. But to no avail.
I have an opinion, but I'm not going to share it, because it doesnt matter.
All I have to say on it is:
"FurAffinity: Where Freedom of Expression Reigns!"
Avatar sizes? Bah!
Posted 19 years agoIn response to Dragoneer's unilateral declaration that avatars should be limited to 25kb, I took a step back and realized exactly how much that is. Can you fill a text file with 25000 characters? Can you even fathom just how much data that is? Quite frankly, that is a REDICULOUS amount of data. Most humans cant even type fast enough to fill 25k in a reasonable amount of time.
So! I looked at my icon and realized that it was HUGE! It weighed in at a whopping 3756 bytes. Roughly the length of a 4 page paper, single spaced. And not only was I using an immense amount of data, but I was using an inefficient file format, not only wrongly, but DEAD WRONG! My avatar only had 6 colors, if that many.
I went into inkscape and set vertices by hand and exported an svg(13.5kb) and png(7.5kb).
I then opened The GIMP and saved it as a GIF (3.8kb). I then converted the colors to indexed, with 6 colors, I think. With various compression techniques, I have now reduced my icon to a WHOPPING 1,105 Bytes.
Let's say that the average packet shooting out of the FA Server's Anus carries an average of 75 bytes apiece. This means that it STILL takes about 14 packet s for you to see my meaningless avatar...
And for the record, no this isnt satire, or even meant to be particularly humorous.
So! I looked at my icon and realized that it was HUGE! It weighed in at a whopping 3756 bytes. Roughly the length of a 4 page paper, single spaced. And not only was I using an immense amount of data, but I was using an inefficient file format, not only wrongly, but DEAD WRONG! My avatar only had 6 colors, if that many.
I went into inkscape and set vertices by hand and exported an svg(13.5kb) and png(7.5kb).
I then opened The GIMP and saved it as a GIF (3.8kb). I then converted the colors to indexed, with 6 colors, I think. With various compression techniques, I have now reduced my icon to a WHOPPING 1,105 Bytes.
Let's say that the average packet shooting out of the FA Server's Anus carries an average of 75 bytes apiece. This means that it STILL takes about 14 packet s for you to see my meaningless avatar...
And for the record, no this isnt satire, or even meant to be particularly humorous.
Not another MEME!!!
Posted 19 years ago1. What is your character's name?
Grycmyspih Ueusp
2. What kind of character is it (furry, anime, etc) and any particular race?
Furry, Anthropomorphic Fox-ish being. Has some cat genes in there too.
3. What is the first thing your character would think of when he/she first wakes up?
"I wish I was female...**Rolls onto back**...Nevermind..."
4. Your character's favorite outfit would be?
Trademarked! Red velvet vest, off-white sackcloth baggy pants.
5. When your character looks into a mirror, what's the first thing they would notice?
His almost unwieldy ears.
6. Does your character have the same tastes in food as you?
Mostly.
7. How is your character similar to you?
Personality is almost the same.
8. How is he different?
He can mimic things accurately. Champion "Simon" player.
9. If your character could speak, would they have the same voice as you?
No, a bit higher pitched, as well as more nasally.
10. If you were to suddenly become your character, what do you think would be the first thing you would do as them?
Masturbate...seriously, what would you do if you suddenly had completely different 'equipment'?
11. Is there something about your character that you don't like how others think of them?
Ummm...Some people think his ears are 'wrong'.
12. What advantages does your character have over you?
Lesse, he's tall, mostly handsome, blonde, strong, fast, etc. He's my fictional character so he's incredibly perfect, as far as physically anyway. Mentally, he's a tad off, see the next question.
13. What disadvantages?
Well, he's a tad unbalanced. He is generally sane most of the time, but given stress/trauma/etc he either withdraws into a sobbing ball of fluff, or a screaming ball of teeth and claws.
14. Do you have any secrets relating to your character that only you know?
Kind of a stupid question isnt it? Technically, since no one wants to hear about my character.
15. Do you have any secret drawings only you know about?
Nope, they're mostly online, or if they arent, I just forgot to upload them.
16. Do you have any plans for your character or are you working on something big relating to him/her?
I've been working on his story for years now and cant quite get it right. I've never been much of a fiction writer anyway. I promise I'll get my flash toon together one of these days.
17. What misconception(s), if any, do people have about your character?
They assume he doesnt have any internal struggles.
18. If you could have just ONE characteristic from your character, what would it be?
His dangly bits. Seriously, one penis for 20-some-odd years gets pretty boring, and I love something a little more interesting. And besides, flashing something flesh colored just gets the "Eww!" reaction, whereas flashing something bright red gets more of an "Oh My GOD!!" reaction.
19. Have you made any characters that go along with yours, based on real-life people, that have the same traits?
I built a whole pantheon of characters, mostly invented after their first drawing. They generally have unique personalities, generally not based on anyone in particular.
20. Have you written any stories about your character?
I've tried. Over and over.
21. How has your character changed since his/her first creation?
Well, he did start as a human thief. He then metamorphosed into an Orc, then into a Feline. The Canine bit was added in later as part of his geneology.
22. Give us a one-liner from him.
"No time like the present."
23. What's something people would be surprised to learn about your character?
How mentally fragile he is.
24. If you met your character in real life, what would you do with him ?
Need you ask? This is the same as the "If you had a clone, would you have sex with you?" And of course, the answer is, Of course. Hump, Cuddle, Repeat.
Yup, I'm gay for my character. Hey, It's my imagination, I'll do with it what I please.
Grycmyspih Ueusp
2. What kind of character is it (furry, anime, etc) and any particular race?
Furry, Anthropomorphic Fox-ish being. Has some cat genes in there too.
3. What is the first thing your character would think of when he/she first wakes up?
"I wish I was female...**Rolls onto back**...Nevermind..."
4. Your character's favorite outfit would be?
Trademarked! Red velvet vest, off-white sackcloth baggy pants.
5. When your character looks into a mirror, what's the first thing they would notice?
His almost unwieldy ears.
6. Does your character have the same tastes in food as you?
Mostly.
7. How is your character similar to you?
Personality is almost the same.
8. How is he different?
He can mimic things accurately. Champion "Simon" player.
9. If your character could speak, would they have the same voice as you?
No, a bit higher pitched, as well as more nasally.
10. If you were to suddenly become your character, what do you think would be the first thing you would do as them?
Masturbate...seriously, what would you do if you suddenly had completely different 'equipment'?
11. Is there something about your character that you don't like how others think of them?
Ummm...Some people think his ears are 'wrong'.
12. What advantages does your character have over you?
Lesse, he's tall, mostly handsome, blonde, strong, fast, etc. He's my fictional character so he's incredibly perfect, as far as physically anyway. Mentally, he's a tad off, see the next question.
13. What disadvantages?
Well, he's a tad unbalanced. He is generally sane most of the time, but given stress/trauma/etc he either withdraws into a sobbing ball of fluff, or a screaming ball of teeth and claws.
14. Do you have any secrets relating to your character that only you know?
Kind of a stupid question isnt it? Technically, since no one wants to hear about my character.
15. Do you have any secret drawings only you know about?
Nope, they're mostly online, or if they arent, I just forgot to upload them.
16. Do you have any plans for your character or are you working on something big relating to him/her?
I've been working on his story for years now and cant quite get it right. I've never been much of a fiction writer anyway. I promise I'll get my flash toon together one of these days.
17. What misconception(s), if any, do people have about your character?
They assume he doesnt have any internal struggles.
18. If you could have just ONE characteristic from your character, what would it be?
His dangly bits. Seriously, one penis for 20-some-odd years gets pretty boring, and I love something a little more interesting. And besides, flashing something flesh colored just gets the "Eww!" reaction, whereas flashing something bright red gets more of an "Oh My GOD!!" reaction.
19. Have you made any characters that go along with yours, based on real-life people, that have the same traits?
I built a whole pantheon of characters, mostly invented after their first drawing. They generally have unique personalities, generally not based on anyone in particular.
20. Have you written any stories about your character?
I've tried. Over and over.
21. How has your character changed since his/her first creation?
Well, he did start as a human thief. He then metamorphosed into an Orc, then into a Feline. The Canine bit was added in later as part of his geneology.
22. Give us a one-liner from him.
"No time like the present."
23. What's something people would be surprised to learn about your character?
How mentally fragile he is.
24. If you met your character in real life, what would you do with him ?
Need you ask? This is the same as the "If you had a clone, would you have sex with you?" And of course, the answer is, Of course. Hump, Cuddle, Repeat.
Yup, I'm gay for my character. Hey, It's my imagination, I'll do with it what I please.
That Blasted Questionairre (Stolen From Korth!)
Posted 19 years agoGENERAL
(001) Your gender: Male
(002) Sexual orientation: Jailhouse Gay (Damn Furry Fandom...)
(003) Single? Yup
(004) Do you want to be? I'm Male and I'm a Furry...
(005) Your birthday: 07/13
(006) Age you wish you were: 14
(007) Your height: 5'8
(008) The color of your eyes: Brown
(009) The color of your hair: Brown
(010) Piercings: Nope
(011) Tattoos: Dont like Pain
DO YOU
(012) Smoke? No.
(013) Do drugs? No.
(014) Read the newspaper? Most of it.
(015) Pray? LOL
(016) Talk to strangers who IM you? Yup, sometimes I just let them talk to my bot though.
(017) Take walks in the rain? Heck no.
(018) Drive? Phobic of driving
(019) Like to drive fast? Nope
(020) Hurt yourself? I'm Male, I'm Furry. All the Time.
HAVE YOU EVER
(021) Been out of the country? Not that I can remember.
(022) Been in love? Yeah
(023) Done drugs? None that are illegal. (Retroactively)
(024) Gone skinny dipping? No
(025) Had any type of surgery? Nah
(026) Ran away from home? No
(027) Played strip poker? I'm Male, I'm Furry.
(028) Gotten beaten up? Not badly
(029) Been picked on? Not for awhile.
(030) Been on stage? Yes
(031) Slept outdoors? Yeah
(032) Thought about suicide? Technically speaking...
(033) Pulled an all-nighter? Every so often...
(034) If yes, what is your record? 'Bout two days straight with no adverse effects
(035) Talked on the phone all night? Nope
(036) Slept with the opposite sex without having sex? yup
(037) Slept all day? That one time I was sick...
(038) Killed someone? Are you sure this questionairre wasnt written by the FBI?
(039) Made out with a stranger? Nope
(041) Had sex with a stranger? I wish...
(042) Kissed the same sex? ....*Thinks*...Not on purpose...
(043) Done anything sexual with the same sex? Not really.
(044) Been betrayed? Yup
(045) Broken the law? Nah.
(046) Met a famous person? Nah
(047) Been on radio/TV? Nope,
(048) Been in a mosh-pit? Yeah
(049) Had a nervous breakdown?To the point where I was physically Ill once...
(050) Been criticized about your sexual performance? Nope.
(051) Had a dream that kept coming back? Not since I quit playing Resident Evil...
APPAREL
(052) Shoe brand? *Looks at bottom of shoe*...'Brahma'?
(053) What are you normally wearing to school/work? Black. Lots of Black. I see why Henry Ford made all his cars that color.
(054) Wear hats? Only upside down panties.
(055) Are you guilty of judging other people by their clothing? Yup
(056) Do you wear make-up daily? Make...up?
(057) Favorite place to shop: Wal*Mart, Let those plynesian kids EARN a living!
(058) Favorite article of clothing: Pants with Zipper-on Legs.
(059) Are you trendy: ROFL
DO YOU BELIEVE IN
(060) Life on other planets: Yup
(061) Miracles? Sure
(062) Astrology? Yup
(063) Magic? Fun card game...Oh, you mean with a 'K'...
(064) God? LOL
(065) Satan? Sure
(066) Santa? Nope
(067) Ghosts? Yes
(068) Luck? Yes
(069) Love at first sight? I guess...
(070) Yin and Yang? Sure
(071) Witches? As in "New Agers" Not as in "Charmed"
(072) Easter bunny? wtf? People believe in the easter bunny?
(073) Fidelity? I loves my Stereo
(074) A pot of gold at the end of the rainbow? ...
LOVE
(075) Did you get frightened or uncomfortable seeing that as a section title? Yup
(076) Do you remember your first love? Yup, still fantasize.
(077) Still love him/her? On a certain level, yes.
(078) Do you consider love a mistake? Most of the time.
(079) What do you find romantic? Someone with the personality of a cat, at hand if affection is needed, but if I get boring, just does their own thing.
(080) Turn-ons? Matching religious beliefs, Internet/Computer Savvyness.
(081) Turn-offs? People with Opposed religious beliefs, Constant Need for attention, "herd-mentality", Anti-Sex advocates,
(082) Do you base your judgment on looks alone? Initially.
(083) Have you ever wished it was more "socially acceptable" for a girl to ask a guy out? No, I'd turn them down every time.
(084) Have you ever been romantically attracted to someone physically unattractive? ...Durr...
(085) Do you think the opposite sex finds you good looking? LOL!
(086) What's the last present someone gave you? An x-box for christmas...
(087) Are you in love? With MEEEEE!!
WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON...
(088) That you laughed at? Dred
(089) That laughed at you? Dred
(090) That turned you on? ...I am on t3h Intarwebs...
(091) You went shopping with? My mom!
(092) To disappoint you? Dred
(093) To ask you out? Um....A girl...
(094) To make you cry? A different girl...
(095) To brighten up your day? Dred (Nothing like idiocy to brighten my day!)
(096) That you thought about? I thinkk about so many people, that question HAS no answer.
(097) You saw a movie with? Onna Mah Buds
(098) You talked to on the phone? Da Bear
(099) You talked to through IM? Da Bear
(100) You saw? My mom
(101) You turned down? That first girl that asked me out.
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU
(104) Smiled? When I found out my lappy was coming in tomorrow.
(105) Laughed? At Dred
(106) Cried? Several weeks ago...If not then, then several years ago.
(107) Bought something? MY LAPPY!!!
(108) Danced? This morning
(109) Were sarcastic? This morning
(110) Hugged/kissed someone? Couple weeks ago...friendly hug though...
(111) Talked to an enemy? I dont talk to my enemies.
(112) Watched your favorite movie? Several Months ago.
(113) Talked on the phone? Couple days ago.
(114) Listened to the radio? Today
(115) Watched TV? When I got home. (All hail PBS!)
(116) Went out? I'll assume that implies "on a date", the answer is more than 2 years ago.
(117) Helped someone? I'm unpaid tech-support...
(118) Sang? Umm...now. No, wait...NOW.
(119) Said "I love you"? Several weeks ago I think...
(120) Got drunk? ...What's this fascination with alcohol?
JUDGE ME!!!
(001) Your gender: Male
(002) Sexual orientation: Jailhouse Gay (Damn Furry Fandom...)
(003) Single? Yup
(004) Do you want to be? I'm Male and I'm a Furry...
(005) Your birthday: 07/13
(006) Age you wish you were: 14
(007) Your height: 5'8
(008) The color of your eyes: Brown
(009) The color of your hair: Brown
(010) Piercings: Nope
(011) Tattoos: Dont like Pain
DO YOU
(012) Smoke? No.
(013) Do drugs? No.
(014) Read the newspaper? Most of it.
(015) Pray? LOL
(016) Talk to strangers who IM you? Yup, sometimes I just let them talk to my bot though.
(017) Take walks in the rain? Heck no.
(018) Drive? Phobic of driving
(019) Like to drive fast? Nope
(020) Hurt yourself? I'm Male, I'm Furry. All the Time.
HAVE YOU EVER
(021) Been out of the country? Not that I can remember.
(022) Been in love? Yeah
(023) Done drugs? None that are illegal. (Retroactively)
(024) Gone skinny dipping? No
(025) Had any type of surgery? Nah
(026) Ran away from home? No
(027) Played strip poker? I'm Male, I'm Furry.
(028) Gotten beaten up? Not badly
(029) Been picked on? Not for awhile.
(030) Been on stage? Yes
(031) Slept outdoors? Yeah
(032) Thought about suicide? Technically speaking...
(033) Pulled an all-nighter? Every so often...
(034) If yes, what is your record? 'Bout two days straight with no adverse effects
(035) Talked on the phone all night? Nope
(036) Slept with the opposite sex without having sex? yup
(037) Slept all day? That one time I was sick...
(038) Killed someone? Are you sure this questionairre wasnt written by the FBI?
(039) Made out with a stranger? Nope
(041) Had sex with a stranger? I wish...
(042) Kissed the same sex? ....*Thinks*...Not on purpose...
(043) Done anything sexual with the same sex? Not really.
(044) Been betrayed? Yup
(045) Broken the law? Nah.
(046) Met a famous person? Nah
(047) Been on radio/TV? Nope,
(048) Been in a mosh-pit? Yeah
(049) Had a nervous breakdown?To the point where I was physically Ill once...
(050) Been criticized about your sexual performance? Nope.
(051) Had a dream that kept coming back? Not since I quit playing Resident Evil...
APPAREL
(052) Shoe brand? *Looks at bottom of shoe*...'Brahma'?
(053) What are you normally wearing to school/work? Black. Lots of Black. I see why Henry Ford made all his cars that color.
(054) Wear hats? Only upside down panties.
(055) Are you guilty of judging other people by their clothing? Yup
(056) Do you wear make-up daily? Make...up?
(057) Favorite place to shop: Wal*Mart, Let those plynesian kids EARN a living!
(058) Favorite article of clothing: Pants with Zipper-on Legs.
(059) Are you trendy: ROFL
DO YOU BELIEVE IN
(060) Life on other planets: Yup
(061) Miracles? Sure
(062) Astrology? Yup
(063) Magic? Fun card game...Oh, you mean with a 'K'...
(064) God? LOL
(065) Satan? Sure
(066) Santa? Nope
(067) Ghosts? Yes
(068) Luck? Yes
(069) Love at first sight? I guess...
(070) Yin and Yang? Sure
(071) Witches? As in "New Agers" Not as in "Charmed"
(072) Easter bunny? wtf? People believe in the easter bunny?
(073) Fidelity? I loves my Stereo
(074) A pot of gold at the end of the rainbow? ...
LOVE
(075) Did you get frightened or uncomfortable seeing that as a section title? Yup
(076) Do you remember your first love? Yup, still fantasize.
(077) Still love him/her? On a certain level, yes.
(078) Do you consider love a mistake? Most of the time.
(079) What do you find romantic? Someone with the personality of a cat, at hand if affection is needed, but if I get boring, just does their own thing.
(080) Turn-ons? Matching religious beliefs, Internet/Computer Savvyness.
(081) Turn-offs? People with Opposed religious beliefs, Constant Need for attention, "herd-mentality", Anti-Sex advocates,
(082) Do you base your judgment on looks alone? Initially.
(083) Have you ever wished it was more "socially acceptable" for a girl to ask a guy out? No, I'd turn them down every time.
(084) Have you ever been romantically attracted to someone physically unattractive? ...Durr...
(085) Do you think the opposite sex finds you good looking? LOL!
(086) What's the last present someone gave you? An x-box for christmas...
(087) Are you in love? With MEEEEE!!
WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON...
(088) That you laughed at? Dred
(089) That laughed at you? Dred
(090) That turned you on? ...I am on t3h Intarwebs...
(091) You went shopping with? My mom!
(092) To disappoint you? Dred
(093) To ask you out? Um....A girl...
(094) To make you cry? A different girl...
(095) To brighten up your day? Dred (Nothing like idiocy to brighten my day!)
(096) That you thought about? I thinkk about so many people, that question HAS no answer.
(097) You saw a movie with? Onna Mah Buds
(098) You talked to on the phone? Da Bear
(099) You talked to through IM? Da Bear
(100) You saw? My mom
(101) You turned down? That first girl that asked me out.
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU
(104) Smiled? When I found out my lappy was coming in tomorrow.
(105) Laughed? At Dred
(106) Cried? Several weeks ago...If not then, then several years ago.
(107) Bought something? MY LAPPY!!!
(108) Danced? This morning
(109) Were sarcastic? This morning
(110) Hugged/kissed someone? Couple weeks ago...friendly hug though...
(111) Talked to an enemy? I dont talk to my enemies.
(112) Watched your favorite movie? Several Months ago.
(113) Talked on the phone? Couple days ago.
(114) Listened to the radio? Today
(115) Watched TV? When I got home. (All hail PBS!)
(116) Went out? I'll assume that implies "on a date", the answer is more than 2 years ago.
(117) Helped someone? I'm unpaid tech-support...
(118) Sang? Umm...now. No, wait...NOW.
(119) Said "I love you"? Several weeks ago I think...
(120) Got drunk? ...What's this fascination with alcohol?
JUDGE ME!!!
'Nuke'...how appropriate.
Posted 19 years agoWho coulda guessed that 100 (VERY conservative estimate around 9:30pm) people emptying VERY large fields in a database could ever possibly slow down a server...who woulda known that someone would acutally program in a DoS attack into the code...
Also, What kinda programmer tells users to not use functionality...especially functionality that everyone wanted...and why isnt it disabled yet? Why are there increasing amounts of "Please dont press 'Nuke', thank you." in increasing variety of colors? Perhaps an autoprune feature?
Also, What kinda programmer tells users to not use functionality...especially functionality that everyone wanted...and why isnt it disabled yet? Why are there increasing amounts of "Please dont press 'Nuke', thank you." in increasing variety of colors? Perhaps an autoprune feature?
