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Posted 8 years agostolen from 
haha-hyena
the rules are you can only reply as "innocent" or "guilty" (a yes or no sort of deal)
and you aren't allowed to explain unless someone asks
and i implore ya'll
ask me
(Keep in mind im 16 so a lot of this shit stems from me being too SMA L L )
1. Asked someone to marry you?
Innocent
2. Kissed one of your friends?
Innocent
3. Danced on a table in a bar?
Innocent
4. Ever told a lie?
Guilty
5. Had feelings for someone whom you can't have?
Guilty
6. Ever kissed someone of the same sex?
Innocent
7. Kissed a picture?
Guilty
8. Slept in until 5 PM?
Innocent
9. Fallen asleep at work/school?
Guilty
10. Held a snake?
Guilty
11. Been suspended from school?
Innocent
12. Worked at a fast food chain/restaurant?
Innocent
13. Stolen something?
Guilty
14. Been fired from a job?
Innocent
15. Done something you regret?
Guilty
16. Laughed until something you were drinking came out of your nose?
Innocent
17. Caught a snowflake on your tongue?
Guilty
18. Kissed in the rain?
Innocent
19. Sat on a roof top?
Guilty
20. Kissed someone you shouldn't?
Innocent
21. Sang in the shower?
Innocent
22. Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on?
Innocent
23. Shaved your head?
Guilty???
24. Slept naked?
Innocent
25. Had a boxing membership?
Innocent
26. Made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry?
Guilty
27. Been in a band?
Innocent
28. Shot a gun?
Innocent
29. Donated Blood?
Innocent
30. Eaten alligator meat?
Guilty
31. Eaten cheesecake?
Guilty
32. Still love someone you shouldn't?
Innocent
33. Have/had a tattoo?
Innocent
34. Liked someone, but will never tell who?
Innocent
35. Been too honest?
Guilty
36. Ruined a surprise?
Guilty
37. Ate in a restaurant and got really bloated that you can't walk afterwards?
Innocent
38. Erased someone in your friends list?
Guilty
39. Dressed in a woman's clothes (if you're a guy) or man's clothes (if you're a girl)?
Guilty??? Um? bad question OP
40. Joined a pageant
Innocent
41. Been told that you're handsome or beautiful by someone?
Guilty
42. Still have communication w/ your ex?
Guilty
43. Cheated on someone?
Innocent
44. Get totally drunk one night and you have an important exam tomorrow morning?
Innocent
45. A total stranger treated you by paying your fare?
Innocent
46. Get totally angry that you cried so hard?
Guilty
47. Tried to stay away from someone for their own good?
Guilty
48. Thought about suicide?
Guilty
49. Thought about murder?
Guilty
50. How about Mass Murder?
Guilty
51. Rode in a stranger's vehicle?
Innocent
52. Stalked someone?
Innocent
53. Had a girlfriend/boyfriend/s.o.?
Guilty
haha-hyenathe rules are you can only reply as "innocent" or "guilty" (a yes or no sort of deal)
and you aren't allowed to explain unless someone asks
and i implore ya'll
ask me
(Keep in mind im 16 so a lot of this shit stems from me being too SMA L L )
1. Asked someone to marry you?
Innocent
2. Kissed one of your friends?
Innocent
3. Danced on a table in a bar?
Innocent
4. Ever told a lie?
Guilty
5. Had feelings for someone whom you can't have?
Guilty
6. Ever kissed someone of the same sex?
Innocent
7. Kissed a picture?
Guilty
8. Slept in until 5 PM?
Innocent
9. Fallen asleep at work/school?
Guilty
10. Held a snake?
Guilty
11. Been suspended from school?
Innocent
12. Worked at a fast food chain/restaurant?
Innocent
13. Stolen something?
Guilty
14. Been fired from a job?
Innocent
15. Done something you regret?
Guilty
16. Laughed until something you were drinking came out of your nose?
Innocent
17. Caught a snowflake on your tongue?
Guilty
18. Kissed in the rain?
Innocent
19. Sat on a roof top?
Guilty
20. Kissed someone you shouldn't?
Innocent
21. Sang in the shower?
Innocent
22. Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on?
Innocent
23. Shaved your head?
Guilty???
24. Slept naked?
Innocent
25. Had a boxing membership?
Innocent
26. Made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry?
Guilty
27. Been in a band?
Innocent
28. Shot a gun?
Innocent
29. Donated Blood?
Innocent
30. Eaten alligator meat?
Guilty
31. Eaten cheesecake?
Guilty
32. Still love someone you shouldn't?
Innocent
33. Have/had a tattoo?
Innocent
34. Liked someone, but will never tell who?
Innocent
35. Been too honest?
Guilty
36. Ruined a surprise?
Guilty
37. Ate in a restaurant and got really bloated that you can't walk afterwards?
Innocent
38. Erased someone in your friends list?
Guilty
39. Dressed in a woman's clothes (if you're a guy) or man's clothes (if you're a girl)?
Guilty??? Um? bad question OP
40. Joined a pageant
Innocent
41. Been told that you're handsome or beautiful by someone?
Guilty
42. Still have communication w/ your ex?
Guilty
43. Cheated on someone?
Innocent
44. Get totally drunk one night and you have an important exam tomorrow morning?
Innocent
45. A total stranger treated you by paying your fare?
Innocent
46. Get totally angry that you cried so hard?
Guilty
47. Tried to stay away from someone for their own good?
Guilty
48. Thought about suicide?
Guilty
49. Thought about murder?
Guilty
50. How about Mass Murder?
Guilty
51. Rode in a stranger's vehicle?
Innocent
52. Stalked someone?
Innocent
53. Had a girlfriend/boyfriend/s.o.?
Guilty
!!READ!! I fucking hate this
Posted 8 years agoI cant believe this shit. The Xyzal Owl (nigel) has existed for at least a month or two now and there is NO Rule 34.
I'm so fucking disappointed. Get on this. We need to see that sexy sexy hunk of allergy-free owl meat flowing wildly in the wind.Anyway, I love Double King
Posted 8 years agoStrange thing to start a fandom over, but good god I don't know. As an aspiring animator and character designer this film makes me impossibly happy and something about the animation is just... satisfying.
If you have the time, (10 minutes) I definitely suggest watching this film.
TRIGGER WARNING: Blood, psychedelic atmosphere, and some of the character designs are a little freaky.
Expect fanart of this shit. Hell yea.NEW RICK AND MORTY NOT APRIL FOOLS JOKE
Posted 8 years agoI SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD IM FUCKING SERIOUS
A NEW EPISODE OF RICK AND MORTY JUST FINISHED AIRING ON ADULT SWIM YOU CAN WATCH IT RIGHT NOW ON CN ITS MARATHONING ALL FUCKING NIGHT!!!!!!!!!!
GO TO CARTOON NETWORK TO SEE NEW RICK AND MORTY EPISODEquestions about ADHD medicine?
Posted 8 years agoI take ADHD meds (Concerta) and i recently upped my dosage from 27 mg to about 38 mg and i've been.. super tired and out of it? Like, I feel floaty and spacey. Does anyone else experience this or is this just... something else that is unrelated to meds?
COOL ARTIST GOT ROBBED
Posted 8 years agohttp://www.furaffinity.net/journal/8142439/#cid:52347891
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/...../#cid:52347891
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/...../#cid:52347891
They are taking emergency commissions! If you can, please help them out!
Design Trade?
Posted 8 years agoI feel like doing a custom design. Anyone up for a custom 1 view character design trade?
If you want a design from me, I am doing $10+ design commissions through this journal: http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/8118046/
Comment below if you're interested in the trade! Comment on the linked journal if you're interested in a commission!$10+ CUSTOM DESIGNS STILL OPEN!!
Posted 8 years agohttp://www.furaffinity.net/journal/8118046/
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/8118046/
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/8118046/
$10+ CUSTOM DESIGNS!
Posted 8 years agoThis time I'm opening up for three!
I would LOVE to draw:
Neon
Vaporwave
Pastel
Soft things
Kidcore
I will NOT draw:
Robots
Steampunk
NSFW
Fetish based characters
I'll do just about anything else. Don't be discouraged if what you're looking for isn't on the 'Love' list!
Image will include ONE drawing of the character, flatcolored, a few small reference bits if needed, and the color palette.
Add-ons:
Headshot: $3
Icon: $8
Back View: $7
Outfit: $2
Slot 1: 
Slot 2:
Slot 3:
$10 CUSTOM DESIGN! [CLOSED]
Posted 8 years agoI can't get shit for money unless I charge super cheap, so, I'm opening up for ONE custom design commission for only $10!
Any species, any gender, any set of colors, an outfit for an extra $3
The design will include one drawing and the palette on the side.
Add-ons
Headshot: $1
Back view: $5
Pixel Icon: $7
Any colors and themes are allowed, but my preferences are for the more neon/pastel/colorful!
when one of your favorite artists keeps softblocking you
Posted 8 years agoand you dont know what you did and you feel like shit yet at the same time you're very angry at that artist for not just TELLING you why you've been softblocked
the only interactions we've had are me sending asks about her gemsonas (and she responded) and me making a fusion of my gemsona and hers (and she allows that)
the only interactions we've had are me sending asks about her gemsonas (and she responded) and me making a fusion of my gemsona and hers (and she allows that)
A H E L LA GOOD ARTIST!!
Posted 8 years ago
Check them out!! They only have like 60 watchers and they totally deserve more!! I D I E 
cheap adopts
Posted 8 years agowould anyone consider getting cheap adopts of animals like bulls/goats/pigs? i wanna make some farm animal adopts
Commission Prices! [ALWAYS OPEN]
Posted 8 years agoJust as a reminder! I need money and love money.
My personal favorite kinds of commissions are design commissions!
I DO NSFW! Ask about specific fetishes.
FULLBODY
Flat: $35
Cell Shaded: $50
HALFBODY
Flat: $25
Cell Shaded: $35
HEADSHOT
Flat: $15
Cell Shaded: $20
ICON
Pixel: $15 ($3 per extra frame!)
Regular: $15
CUSTOMS
Telemite: $30
Other Species: $20-$60 depending on complexity!
ORIGINAL MEME!!! v proud
Posted 8 years agohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vXc.....ature=youtu.be with my character Bonefish!! Check it out if ya want <3
Hip and Cool Patches!
Posted 8 years ago
is making patches, collaborating with three different artists (one of them is me, how cool)
Whether or not you want one from me, 
mandee, 
bouncyears, or your own design, the patches are super cool and super high quality!
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/8039163/ - go here for more info!
mandee
bouncyearswhen u hate urself
Posted 8 years agoi like having depression and constant self-doubt that tells met hat i'll never go anywhere, in terms of my art or otherwise ;)
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TAKING TRADITIONAL HEADSHOT REQUESTS
Posted 8 years agoEnter fast I don't have much time!! I got greyscale Copic markers and I need PRACTICE
FUSION CALL!
Posted 8 years ago[center]I'm doing a few fusions (for free! Wow!) between my gemsonas and yours!
This is NOT first come first serve; if I feel like I won't be able to properly fuse the gems or I am just.. not the biggest fan of the design, I may not choose to fuse with your gemsona.
In order to enter, comment YOUR ref below and whether you would like to fuse with Iris Agate ( http://www.furaffinity.net/view/22355897/ ) or Black Pearl! ( http://www.furaffinity.net/view/22335383/ )
This is NOT first come first serve; if I feel like I won't be able to properly fuse the gems or I am just.. not the biggest fan of the design, I may not choose to fuse with your gemsona.
In order to enter, comment YOUR ref below and whether you would like to fuse with Iris Agate ( http://www.furaffinity.net/view/22355897/ ) or Black Pearl! ( http://www.furaffinity.net/view/22335383/ )
If you support trump IN ANY FORM i fucking hate you
Posted 8 years agostay the fuck off my page. stay the fuck off.
i dont care in WHAT WAY you support him. 'i like his economic ideas'
'i like how he speaks his mind' i dont give a flying FUCK
you're shit, he's shit,t his country is shit and i dont wanna live here i dont wanna live in this fucking country i don t wanna live in a world where this is just something thats ok
im sure you know what im talking about. if you dont ill say something or someone else will tell you, i dont f. im crying
i dont care in WHAT WAY you support him. 'i like his economic ideas'
'i like how he speaks his mind' i dont give a flying FUCK
you're shit, he's shit,t his country is shit and i dont wanna live here i dont wanna live in this fucking country i don t wanna live in a world where this is just something thats ok
im sure you know what im talking about. if you dont ill say something or someone else will tell you, i dont f. im crying
ANIMATED PIXEL ICONS (starting at $5)
Posted 8 years agoThese will be kind of experimental, so I'm making them relatively cheap. $5 gives you 2 frames and every $2 adds more!
SLOTS:
1: 
internetghost
2:
3:
4:
5:
internetghostENTER THIS R A F F L E
Posted 8 years agoCHEAP CUSTOMS!! $5
Posted 8 years agoI need some money for cosplay supplies, so I'm opening up a few spots for customs of my original species c:
You can get a custom Telemite, custom Gooey, or custom Onesie Monster! You can just look around on my page for some examples if you want
Slot 1:
Slot 2:
Slot 3:
Slot 4:
Slot 5:Onesie Monster Adopts?
Posted 8 years agoIf I make onesie monster adopts (there are a couple in my more recent submissions) would anyone be interested? I think I'll be opening for customs and stuff but i like having artistic liberty too
i'll be making a trait sheet if people show interest in owning them
i'll be making a trait sheet if people show interest in owning them
oof! no good. pls help if you can
Posted 8 years agoi'm dissociating p hard rn? i dont have dissociative disorder buut im pretty sure this is what this is? its bene happening a lot lately
idk. im not used to it. anyone have any tips so i dont feel real bad????