"Fools like me,

How we love blindly,

And the cracks don't count,

It's got to break in front of me..." - Vanessa Carlton

I'm tired for falling for those that are out of my reach. How many lashes must I take before I learn? Before I realize there is much in this world that is out of my reach...

considering poetry is damn near dead, I think a story sounds fun to write. Should be up in a few days.

Is going to have warfare... on horseback!!!! :D We gettin' respect!

"Life is supposed to suck, if it didn't you wouldn't have anything to be happy about."


1. time started: 9:31 p.m.

2. full name: Halifax MacLeon Haflinger

3. nickname(s): Bain

4. birthday:December 2nd, 1993

5. where were you born: Spencer, Virginia

6. zodiac sign: Sagittarius

7. height: 5'4"

8. weight: 175 lbs.

9. hair color: Very light brown in the summer, moderate in the winter

10. eye color: Light Blue

11. shoe size: 8 1/2

12. ring size: 9

13. skin type: So white it hurts

14. blood type: O+.

15. grade: College Freshman

16. GPA: 3.4

17. siblings: None

18. tattoos: None yet.

19. piercings: None. Not for me

20. hobbies: Poetry, leather, shopping, video games, playing and listening to music

favorite
22. color: Purple

23. food: Oats bitch!

24. candy: Straight chocolate

25. type of cheese: Pepper Jack

26. pizza topping: Sausage.

27. salad dressing: Salads is what food eats.

28. sandwich: meat and cheese

29. cereal: Frosted Flakes!

30. fruit: Bananas

31. vegetable: Corn

32. berry: Strawberry

33. cake: Enough chocolate to kill me

34. book: Brave New World by Aldous Huxley

35. movie: How to Lose a Guy in Ten Days

36. magazine: National Review

37. newspaper: Don't read 'em, but I guess the New York Slimes

38. tv show: History Channel, basically

39. website: www.asubmissivesjourney.com

40. radio station: WRON 1400 on the AM RADIO!

41. font: Edwardian Script, just because I'd like to be able to write like that.

42. cartoon character: Sonic!

43. artist (painter): No one in particular

44. actor: Anyone who's played James Bond (Except you Daniel Craig)

45. actress: Kate Beckinsale!!

46. cd: Imaginareum - Nightwish

47. song: "Drunken Lullabies" - Flogging Molly

48. music group: Metallica! (Nightwish a close second)

49. music type: Metal/Symphonic Metal

50. day of the week: Any day I have a beer in my hand.

51. month: June

52. season: Autumn

53. holiday: Fourth of July. America motherfuckers

54. shampoo: Head and Shoulders (although I technically don't have shoulders...)


55. conditioner: Aussie

56. number: 23

58. store: www.collarfactory.com

59. weather: 70-80 degrees

60. restaurant: Olive Garden, damn

61. channel: History

62. teacher: Mr. Owens

63. weekend activity: Cold chillin'

64. hangout area: Lewisburg or wherever the hell we go

65. house color: Brick

66. sport to watch: Probably American Football

67. sport to play: Soccer (Football)

68. animal: Horses!

69. flower: Azalea bushes

70. board game: Monopoly

71. party game: Ten Fingers

72. story from childhood: wow, don't remember back that far

73. body part: I'll go with hands

have you ever
74. been on a train: Yes

75. been on a plane: Yes

76. been in a car accident: Nope (yet).

77. caused a car accident: Nope

78. run into a wall: Wanna see my scars?

79. burned a potato chip: nope

80. almost burned the house down: Dinner did not go well that night...

81. smoked: Nah

82. been drunk: No, and please ignore the beer cans scattered over my stall

83. broken the law: Hey, what the cops don't know, I don't know.

84. burned a cd: Yes.

85. kissed someone of the opposite sex: No,

86. kissed someone of the same sex: No,

87. made out: No,

88. gotten engaged: No. Thankfully no. That would not work at all with plans I have right now haha

89. had an online relationship: Nope

90. been rejected by a crush: Mmhm, batting 1000 so far

91. loved: God knows.

92. made yourself cry to get out of trouble: It's a nifty skill.

93. cried in public: Yes,

94. cried over a movie: Titanic, yes

95. fallen asleep in a movie theater: Nope

96. given someone a bath:Nope

97. been to a boarding school: Nope,

98. been home-schooled: Ahhhh fuck no.

99. lost a valuable item: Oh yes, my iPod is still on the side of the road somewhere

100. bungee jumped: Not yet!

101. skied: I'm not rich enough to lol

102. met the president: Nope,

103. met a celebrity: A senator and secretary of state of WV

104. gotten a cavity: Nope, thank goodnesss

105. shopped at abercrombie & fitch: Looked, yes, shopped, no. lol

106. made a prank call: *Really bad Russian accent* Hello? Yes I need ride! You give us ride? We need flashy sports car for prostitutes.

107. skipped school: Officially.

108. faked sick to get out of school: Tried is a better word

109. climbed a tree: Funny thing, hooves don't grip welll

110. fallen from a tree: Yep,

111. broken a bone: Not yes

112. sprained anything: Foot

113. passed out: Oh yes, I love my beer.

114. made yourself pass out: Not intentionally

115. been to disney world: Mmhm

117. said i love you and meant it: Depends on what you call love

118. made a model volcano: Nope, Mousetrap car!!

119. made a clover leaf with your tounge: I've pulled it off before


past
120. what did you do yesterday: Went back home to visit around

121. memory you miss the most: Duck, North Carolina

122. memory you want to forget: Missing a great chance.

123. something you regretted after it was done: Every feeble attempt at dating I've tried.

124. song you heard: When Dreams Fall Apart by Alyson Avenue

125. cd you bought: Black Album by Metallica

126. thing you said: that shit will fuck you up

127. time you cried: That was just a bad day

128. movie seen in a theater: One for the Money

129. thing you ate: Pizza from the Drive In... yeah it's back

130. person who called: Val

131. nail polish shade worn: ...Purple... with sparkles

132. time you showered: This morning

133. person who complimented you: Val

at this moment
134. what are you listening to: Hands by Jewel

135. what are you wearing: Polo shirt and black shorts

136. what are you thinking: life's a bitch, just wait until it starts bleeding

137. what are you scared of most: myself.

138. how many people are on your buddy list: on FA? Eh, your hands should be enough.

future
139. occupation: Political Pundit

140. marriage site: A ridge that overlooks a beautiful part of Elizabeth

141. honeymoon: Whatever I can afford but if I had my choice I would go with Duck, North Carolina

142. place to live: Somwhere in the country

143. kids: one or two

144. car: Probably a Honda Fit or something along those lines

145. what are you doing tomorrow: Ready to fix something that needs dealt with

146. will there be a wwIII: God knows, I hope to be out before then

147. will politics ever be truthful: Maybe, but hey, you voted for it.

148. will humanity snuff itself out: Most likely

149. can the gov. be changed: Vote and do it yourself.

friends,

150. best friend: Carly James: The only person I trust completely

151. funniest: Carly,

152. silliest: That one goes to Rainstar  rainstar9805

153. loudest: again, Rain

154. quietest: Me, depending on who I'm around

155. craziest: Me, if you know me well enough. lol

156. calmest:  brightsky But she schemes... I know it.

157. skinniest:  rainstar9805 Lucky him.

158. best secret keeper: I don't know, everyone's done well so far.

159. worst secret keeper: Tom Von Dohlen. Easy one there

160. smartest:  losafox Losa's down with the brains

161. preppiest: Cal Stroud

162. peppiest: Probably Madison

163. most hyper: Von Dohlinator again.

164. hottest: Not going there.

165. weirdest: Andrew Adams.

166. biggest pervert: That's me.

167. most annoying: Courtney (woof!)

168. shyest: Madison again

169. most religious:  rainstar9805 God's treated him well apparently

do you believe in
170. heaven: Nope, if there was it's not like I'm going there anyway.

171. hell: Nope, but if there is, I hope they serve beer there

172. angels: nope

173. devil: theologically no, human wise, damn right

174. god: Nope, but if so thanks for nothing you bastard (or bitch if you believe that)

175. buddha: He was a real dude, so yeah.

176. aliens: Nah

178. spirit (soul): Not in an abstract sense.

179. soulmates: Hope so.

180. reincarnation: It's a nice thought, I'd like another shot at life.

181. love at first sight: Hormonally it happens but not in a realistic sense.

182. karma: Fuck with me and see for yourself.

183. love in general: I would say so

184. luck: Depends if it goes my way or not

185. yourself: Hasn't worked out well to this point

crush
186. who and when was your first crush: Jessica Montgomery in 7th grade

187. any now: Not at the moment

188. a celebrity crush: Kate Beckinsale

189. who do you want to be with right now: Romantically, no one in particular

190. whos number do you want: I'd love to talk to Elise Sutton

191. who do you want to kiss: Whoever deserves it

192. what is something you dont understand about the opposite sex: Why the hell they put up with us

193. if you could go on a date with anybody, who would it be: Don't feel like going there

194. on scale of one to ten, how romantic are you: Don't let my darkness blind you, I love love and romance associated But my being a hopeless romantic can only last for so long. Romance is beautiful and sadly we're seeing it die away.

195. first thing noticed about the opposite sex: Facial features

196. what do you look for personality-wise: Someone who completes and compliments my personality

197. biggest turn on: A beautiful face

198. biggest turn off: Bad teeth

199. something they wear that turns you on: Leather, you don't want me to go farther than that.

200. something they wear that turns you off: Ensembles that don't match. Know your colors

201. the most romantic thing you want to happen to you: A romantic evening that doesn't have to involve sex. An emotional ecstasy.

202. the most romantic thing that has happened to you: Not a lot of history to state here

203. what do you wear on a coffee date: Usual stuff, I dress pretty nicely

204. is cyber cheating: I don't like cyber anyway.

205. are eyes the passegeway to the soul: I'ts more of a personal thing, if you think it is, then it is.

206. who would you like to take to the prom: Haha, back in the day there was someone.

207. do you want to hug somebody right now: Carly,

208. do you know what an aphrodisiac is: Mmhm,

describe
209. mellow: Relaxes and disregard for the intrinsic specifics of life

210. melancholy: Usually the state before depression, or just above it. Associated with the feeling of helplessness and weakness

211. the perfect date: An emotional orgasm of love (sex not required)

212. the perfect mate: Someone who completes me, and I complete in return. Someone I couldn't live fully if she were to die first. No physical preferences.

213. why manhole covers are round: You got me.

214. coke/pepsi: aren't they the same? Eh, coke is a little stronger and a little thicker in viscosity

215. sprite/7-up: Sprite,

216. boxers/briefs: Boxers. if in civilians, briefs in ACU's

217. gold/silver: Silver goes with things better and isn't nearly as flashy

218. vanilla/chocolate: Chocolate 100%

219. flowers/candy: I like flowers more,

220. book/magazine: Books

221. tv/radio: TV, you can't pick the radio in West Virginia

222. glass half empty/half full: Hey, at least there's water in it.

223. democrat/republican: Not going there.

224. colored pencils/markers: Colored pencils

225. coffee/tea: Coffee,

226. sun/moon: The moon, an example of beauty embedded in the darkness

227. day/night: Twilight,

228. hot/cold: Hot,

229. dog/cat: Cats, real low key just like me!

230. button/zipper: Buttons until they break

231. cotton/feather pillow: Cotton. you can feel the feathers

232. blue/purple: Easy one, purple

233. plumber/trashman: Plumber

234. jeans/shorts: Jeans

235. long distance relationship/none: That's something I'd rather not think about

236. mechanical/regular pencil: A nice regular pencil

237. matt/ben: Matt I guess?

238. kelso/eric: Eric

239. donna/jackie: Donna, gotta love the tall redhead

240. bart/lisa: Bart.

241. romeo/juliet: Both of them are idiots

242. romantic comedy/thriller: Romantic Comedies, as long as there's actual romance, not just sex.

243. nsync/bsb: Uh, N'sync had better stuff

244. peanut butter/jelly: Peanut Butter, I'll eat that shit out of the jar

245. waffles/pancakes: Waffles. it's even got pockets for the syrup

246. letter/email: Letter

247. florida/california: Probably Cali

248. pizza/burgers: Burgers

249. hat/visor: Hat.

250. football/rugby: Football, American and European

251. iceskating/blading: Rather not try either.

252. movie at home/in theater: Theatre

first thing you think of when you hear
253. yellow: Ugly as hell, (pale yellows are an exception)

254. red lipstick: Jessica Rabbit

255. socks: important as shit.

256. cowtipping: I prefer boytipping

257. moulin rouge: Is that the movie with the bicycles?
.
258. greenland: Cold as fuck

259. iceland: High literacy rate

260. harry potter: $

261. red: A girl I used to know

262. blackberry: $

263. rose: Fragile, and yet beautiful

264. rooster: Shut up I'm trying to sleep.

265. taxes: Keep your hands off of my money

266. bill clinton: Cigars

267. whipped cream: Blech

268. george w. bush: Better than the alternative

269. lollipops: Never cared for them

270. dreams: Mine are scary, a view into a subconscious that I fear.

271. love: That thing that feels like a fable until you find it, if you find it.

272. guys: Old friends

273. south park: Clever, (and a bit wrong but what's wrong with that?)

274. boy bands: a minor mistep in music

275. pengiuns: Cold

276. girls: Actually have emotions

277. thong: Men, stop wearing them.

278. death: The door to life

279. spoons: It's a shovel, (Damn you Drill Sergeants)

280. junk mail: how did you get my email.

281. dairy: I like my milk

282. your father: He can fuck off

283. pizza: not good with beer.

284. britney spears: Kissed Madonna

285. vitamin: One a Day Men's

are you
286. happy: It comes and goes,

287. sad: in a diluted way yes, ut how can I have happiness when I'm missing so much?

288. religious: No, never had a reason to be.

289. crazy: That's not a straight jacket in the closet, I have no idea what' you're talking about.

290. messy: I try to stay clean as I can but not to the extent of OCD

291. mad: If you see it, then you really fucked up.

292. slacker: Not really,

293. nerd: I still play Pokemon

294. bookworm: I'm a bit picky but yes.

295. jock: I was in the band,

296. preppy: no,

297. selfish: I would like to think not but then again I know better

298. giving: If you need me I'm always here.

299. obsessive: I hope not,

300. violent: One button will do that.

301. calm: For the most part

302. peaceful: Until you swing first,

303. mellow: Not really, I can't disregard the world

304. eccentric: That's actually a good word.

305. caring: I do, perhaps too much.

306. untrustworthy: I hope I've kept my obligations

307. loyal: If I respect you, I am at your service.

308. patriotic: Fuck with my country, and you'll see a side of my M16 you didn't want to see

309. perverted: Oh yes, perhaps too much so.

310. colorful: If I'm good, it's all kinds of pretty colors, If I'm upset, it's black and blue.

311. artistic: In a literary sense.

miscellaneous
312. what color is your jacket: brown leather

313. do you shave: Before drill and during drill.

314. where: Face,

315. what color is your razor: blue and silver

316. what size is your bed: Full, good enough for me

317. what color crayon would you be: A purple with a lot of blue in the mix

318. what are the last four digits of you phone number: 8801

319. feelings on abortion: Not going there in detail, but for the most part no.

320. how long does it take you to shower: If I'm in a hurry, give my one. if I'm relaxing, about 15

321. what does your screenname mean: Haf is the first three letters of my breed, and it's also a way to say "half" to make hafequine. Half human half horse (anthro) and 2246 is my last name on a cell phone

322. thoughts on blonde pop stars in general: I prefer brunettes

323. who do you trust the most: No one completely but Carly

324. is cussing a necessity in life: No, but it's too fun to stop.

325. how about coffee: It's awesome... especially at four in the morning

326. is the world screwed: eh, it could be worse, Al Gore could have been president.

327. what something you cant live without: Music

328. what time did you fall asleep: About midnight

329. can you live without a microwave: Eh, I could if I had to

330. what do think about death: It sucks, but it leads to another birth somewhere, moreso in an abstract sense.

331. where and when do you want to be married: Where isn't much of an issue, when, eh, I can wait until I get it right.

332. do you want to drop out of school: No,

333. why is the sky blue: Fuck if I know

334. what is a good trait about yourself: it's a pretty subjective topic. you don't bother me, I don't bother you.

335. what do you always think about: Don't want to go there, nothing nice in that realm

336. what is wrong with your school: Too many dirty hippies

337. what is right with your school: Everyone minds their own fucking business

338. how do you react to change: It happens, no point in bitching about it.

339. do you talk to yourself: Mmhm, It helps me think.

340. what is your opinion on love: You're supposed to feel it, it doesn't have a real solid definition. That's about it, the rest isn't pleasant

341. can you afford to lose weight: Not really, any more and I'll start on muscle

342. what color would you dye your hair: Purple, no shit.

343. best thing anyone's told you: ...don't want to talk about it.

344. does being psycho appeal to you: depends on your definition, crazy, sure, psychotic, no.

345. if you wrote a book, what would it be about: A study on fetishes.

346. what would you change your name to: Something without as much alliteration.

347. longest crush lasted how long: about two years or so,

348. time finished: 11:01 PM

I won't tag anyone, hope you enjoyed this little snippet into my life. If you didn't, I don't blame you, it was pretty dark in general.

To my watchers:

I'm ready to get back into poetry and I would love to get some practice! If you would like me to do a poem, just send my your idea and what you would like it to be about. Meter, rhyme scheme, and length are all at your discretion. Thanks for watching!

-Halifax Haflinger

Well I only know  rainstar9805 and  losafox (ha-ha! See what I did there?) But if you want a shot go for it.

AM I...
[] Cute?
[] Funny?
[] Oblivious?
[] Amazing?
[] Sexy?
[] Weird?
[] Annoying?
[] Addicting?
[] Inspiring?
[] Scary?
[] A bitch?
[] Selfish?
[] A sweetheart?
[] A disturbance?
[] A good friend?
[] Your best friend?
[] The reason you get out of bed every morning?
[] A failure at life?

HAVE YOU...
[] Cried from missing me so much?
[] Laughed at me?
[] Wanted to hold me?
[] Wanted to kiss me?
[] Wanted to slap me?
[] Tried to avoid me?
[] Thought about me?
[] Had a dream about me?
[] Gotten mad at me over something silly?
[] Talked about me behind my back?
[] Thought there might be an us?

DO I...
[] Make you smile?
[] Make you laugh?
[] Make you sick?
[] Make you sad?
[] Turn you on?
[] Make you blush?
[] Make you lol at how retarded I am?

WOULD YOU...
[] Carry me?
[] Kiss me?
[] Hug me?
[] Make out with me?
[] Make me watch something with you?
[] Take advantage of me?
[] Snuggle with me?
[] Cry on my shoulder?
[] Slap me?
[] Shake hands with me?
[] Sleep in the same bed with me?
[] Instant message me/text me?
[] Talk to me on the phone?
[] Dance with me?
[] Slap me on the ass?

You and I are...
[] Enemies
[] Complete strangers
[] Acquaintances
[] Friends
[] Best friends
[] In love
[] In a relationship
[] Engaged
[] Married
[] Aliens

ARE YOU...
[] Glad you know me?
[] Gonna ask me to be yours one day?
[] Afraid of me?
[] Gonna ignore this?
[] Gonna pass this on so I can fill this out for you?

Damn you  losafox!


001. Real name → Brandon Bain

002. Nickname(s)→ Bain, BB, The gayest straight guy I know,

003. Zodiac sign → Sagittarius

004. Male or female → Male

005. Elementary (Primary) → Done

006. Middle School (Secondary) → Done

007. High School (Sixth Form) → Done

008. Hair color → Light Brown

009. Long or short → Short

010. Loud or Quiet → Depends on the situation

011. Sweats or Jeans → Jeans.

012. Phone or Camera → Phone. I don't have one of those fancy camera phones.

013. Health freak → I like to work out but I also like to eat.

014. Drink or Smoke? → Drink. Smoking is bleeeh

015. Do you have a crush on someone? → Yes... as always it seems

016. Eat or Drink → Drink

017. Piercings → None.

018. Tattoos → Not yet



HAVE YOU EVER?
019. Been in an aeroplane → Mmhm, on the way to do Army shit...

020. Been in a relationship → One, for about a couple of weeks

021. Been in a car accident → No thankfully.

022. Been in a fist fight → Not yet.



FIRSTS:
023. First piercing → Not there yet,

024. First best friend → Ali G!

025. First award → Some award for reading.

026. First crush → Jessica Montgomery

028. First big vacation → Disney World

029. Last person you talked to →  losafox

030. Last person you IMed →  rainstar9805

031. Last person you watched a movie with → Jerama Stuart

032. Last food you ate → Breadsticks.

033. Last movie you watched → Beavis and Butt-head.

034. Last song you listened to → Ghost River by Nightwish

035. Last thing you bought → Lottery tickets. Fail.

036. Last person you hugged → Don

FAVES:
037. Food → American food!

038. Drinks → good old sweet tea!

039. Clothing → Something comfortable.

040. Books → Nicholas Sparks, erotic literature!

041. Music → Everything from Nightwish to Vanessa Carlton

042. Flowers → Azalea bushes!!

043. Colors → Purple!

044. Movies → Heartbreak Ridge, The Notebook, How to Lose a Guy in Ten Days.

045. Positions → Woman on top. Perfect for a horse no?

046. Subjects → History



IN 2011 I....
047. [] kissed in the snow.

048. [x] celebrated Halloween

049. [x] had your heart broken

050. [] went over the minutes on your cell phone (I almost never talk on the phone)

051. [x] someone questioned your sexual orientation

052. [] Came out of the closet

053. [] gotten pregnant (noooooo)

054. [] had an abortion (NOOOOO)

055. [x] done something you've regretted

056. [x] broke a promise

057. [x] hid a secret

058. [x] pretended to be happy

059. [x] met someone who changed your life

060. [x] pretended to be sick.

061. [x] left the country

062. [x] tried something you normally wouldn't try and liked it

063. [] traveled to high mountains

064. [] ran a lot on the beach

065. [] live on a beach

066. [x] stayed single a whole year.



CURRENTLY:
067. Eating → Nothing

068. Drinking → Water

069. I'm about to do → Figure out FA!

070. Listening to --> Fox News

071. Plans for today → Chill?

072. Waiting for → The GOP Debate



YOUR FUTURE:
073. Want kids? → Certainly!

074. Want to get married? → Eventually

075. Careers in mind → Professor of History


OR OR:
076. Lips or eyes → Eyes

077. Shorter or taller? → Taller

078. Romantic or spontaneous → Spontaneously romantic :)

079. Nice stomach or nice arms → Stomach I guess?

080. Sensitive or loud → Both.

081. Hook-up or relationship → Relationship

082. Trouble-maker or hesitant → Trouble maker


HAVE YOU EVER:
083. Lost glasses/contacts → Yep

084. Ran away from home → Hell no, I got the belt growing up!

086. Killed somebody/thing → No...

087. Broken someone's heart → pshh

088. Been arrested → No, but the fraternity might fix that ;).

089. Cried when someone died → Yes.



DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
090. Yourself → What choice do I have?

091. Miracles → Certianly

092. Love at first sight → Yes.

093. Heaven → Yes

094. Santa Claus → Weird Al said he was in prison.

095. Sex on the first date → Depends....

096. Kiss on the first date → Maybe


ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:
097. Is there one person you want to be with right now? → Yes

098. Are you seriously happy with where you are in life? → At the moment.

099. Do you believe in God → Yeah

100. Post as 100 truths and tag 6 people I refuse!! The cycle stops with me.......