Reblogged from  Kayla-Na and  NecroDrone13, who reblogged theirs from  kandlin and  talash respectively.

( How do I shot user linking guise. )

Comment with a kink/fetish and I'll reply back.

Get to it eventually, the Internets.

I couldn't help but notice I should probably do something a little different.

Like contribute some vague and meaningless form of information. Or something.

Because. Yeah.

Sooo how're you all doing.

Interesting. I personally have been playing the crap out of New Vegas a lot lately.

I'll probably get something new up. Eventually. Maybe.

And thus concludes me being boring.

Way you go.

Not out of anger. Not out of pain. Not out of misery.

OUT OF THE SHEER AWESOMENESS OF THIS GAME.

Right off the motherfucking bat, it won. How?

IT TAKES UP ABSO-FUCKING-LUTELY NO RAM WHATSOEVER ON MY COMPUTER TO RUN MAX GRAPHICS. I. SHIT YOU. THE DICK. NOT.

SO IT CAN RUN FOREVER.

Secondly, the gameplay is simple and solid: FUCK SHIT UP SO BAD IT'S SIDEWAYS AND INVERSED WHEN YOU'RE DONE.

I remember commenting on Kegan's Journal about the game that it looked like Mercenaries 2 to me. I shattered that when MOTHERFUCKING SNOW HIT.

The rain and snow effects are incredibly simple, and the entire map is solid-as-stone framerate for me. The cutscenes sometimes desynced the audio and visuals, usually swapping places for who got ahead, but that was literally my only complaint.

I still have a lot of things to do, but I'm dying for that grapple. It becomes so useful so quick. Seriously people, I dunno why it takes up next to nothing in terms of RAM on my PC, but that's one fucking awesome cute little trick it's pulling.

Funfact: I actually learned the actual game storyline only takes up about 10% of the total percent complete (thanks to bypassing the Chaos requisite by giving myself 1mil of that. sorry for being such a cheater. >:) ONLY 10 PERCENT. 90 PERCENT TO BLOW SHIT UP.

EXCUS ME WTF R U DOIN BAI DIS GAEM

plz

When you're flying in an Annihilator helicopter with six stars and four rocket-blazing helis throwing their shit at you, who of all people calls you? ROMAN MOTHERFUCKING BELLIC.

When you're just about to input the cheat to restore your health inside a gunfight, guess who calls you and interupts you? ROMAN MOTHERFUCKING BELLIC.

When you're on foot and running from the cops, guess who forces you to slow down to talk to him? ROMAN. MOTHERFUCKING. BELLIC.

EVERY.
MOTHER.
FUCKING.
TIME.

HE CALLS MORE THAN ANYONE.

MORE INCONVENIENTLY THAN ANYONE.

MORE INCONSISTENTLY THAN ANYONE.

Thanks to replaying GTA IV, (why I don't know, there's just so charm to it I love) I've grown to, once again, like us all at one point, HATE, with the BLACKEST PARTS OF MY SOUL, ROMAN. MOTHERFUCKING. BELLIC.

That fun-as-fuck-currently-14-bucks-on-Steam-including-the-DLCs-Britishly-voiced-game.

maxinmasledov

Cmon. Let's go fuck up some Sirens.

I've heard a fair bit of the movie, that it's good and all. I want to question the basic plot. Not that this is biased in any direction, but is merely a self-attained point-of-view to it. Keep your flames to a minimum, and think this through.

I believe Avatar and Disney's Atlantis have VERY similar base plots, and I'm here to prove it.

So, according to my sister, this is the basic plot of Avatar.

1. Humans find rare material more expensive than gold on planet named Pandora.
2. Humans venture to Pandora and find they'd have to kill off the local blue elf-wanna-be's to find said material.
3. Older brother of male main character is studying on how to hide within the tribe's society and be a spy. He dies, and they need someone with similar genes. They toss him into it with little info.
4. He continues spying on them and earns their trust.
5. He informs the humans of one of the main living places for them. Humans take it down. Tribe figures out he did it.
6. He re-earns their trust by capturing a flying creature and gathers all the tribes together to fight the humans.
7. Male main character, with the aid of the tribes, defeats the humans and lives on Pandora for the rest of his life.

So. This is my interpretation of Atlantis' base plot.

1. Main character has studied for who remembers how long about Atlantis' riches and lore, and finds a possible route to Atlantis.
2. He hires a crew and begins the expedition to the city, leading to successfully finding Atlantis and finding riches are confirmed, and must ransack the place to find them.
3. Main character gets to know main character 2 and learn more about Atlantis.
4. Main character begins to love Atlantis and fight with the inhabitants against his crew, driving them back.
5. Main character lives in Atlantis from there on.

Don't they seem to be rather similar? We can't call it exact, sure, but they have a same basic plot.

Tell me what you think.

Any of you have IMVU? Anyone at all?

I'd prefer to have other friends there.

(Look at the EDIT for the name.)

Soon going to remove the Guest_.

Possibly rename to something else. I shall inform.

Free to chat almost anytime.

EDIT: Bought my name and renamed to..

ZohnXzJazzy

Enjoy.

A : Easy to fall in love with.
B : You like people.
C : You are really silly.
D : one in a million.
E : Great in bed.
F : You are dead sexy.
G : You never let people tell you what to do.
H : You are Quirky.
I : Great in bed.
J : People Adore you
K : You're wild and crazy.
L : Unbelievably great in bed.
M : best kisser ever.
N : You like to drink.
O : Crazy
P : You are popular with all types of people.
Q : You are a hypocrite.
S : You love to drink
R : Fucking crazy.
T : You're loyal to those you love.
U : You really like to chill.
V : You are not judgmental.
W : You are very broad minded.
X : You never let people tell you what to do.
Y : best boy/girl friend any one can ask for.
Z : Always ready.

Use you first and last nameapparently.

J : People Adore you. (Sure, why not.)
E : Great in bed. (Excellent.)
R : Fucking crazy. (I lol'd at two
R : Fucking crazy. crazies in a row.)
Y : best boy/girl friend any one can ask for. (Mr. Sensitive here.)

S : You love to drink. (TEA, yes.)
E : Great in bed. (Two great in beds. Am I win?)
G : You never let people tell you what to do. (FIGHT DA POWAH okay sorry)
L : Unbelievably great in bed. (Two great in beds and an unbelievably great in bed. ...Hell yes.)
E : Great in bed. (A third. I lol'd.)
R : Fucking crazy. (A third crazy. I rofl'd.)

So let me get this straight. I'm Jesus in bed. Crazy as all hell. People adore me, I'm the best boyfriend anyone could ask for, I love to drink, and I never let people tell me what to do.

.. Why is this so.. awesome and correct?

Luls.

So they down My DA:O image, located haer: http://i142.photobucket.com/albums/.....tDwarfEVER.png

EPIC FAIL. Of which I still say this dwarf can baby my haves.

And then they FINALLY decide to raep Oh snap. luls.

So, whatever. Photobucket never fails me. lawls.

I got the game. PC port. Runs beautifully smooth on max graphics. Five bucks say that it can't cross-platform Co-Op is bullshit.

My GameSpy ID is Zohn_Xz_Jazzy. Xz for short, if you really prefer, but Jazzy works.

My Borderlands is non-Steam, but will be non-Steam-gamed under mindogo and maximnasledov.

Beyond that, there's not much else to say.

PS. It is possible to torrent Borderlands and still have Co-Op to still work. I didn't torrent Borderlands, but I did to an older game GameSpy made Multiplayer, and it ran perfectly.

[x] You have screamed at an inanimate object for “hurting” you.
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
[x] You have run into a tree/bush.
[x] You have been called a blond.

TOTAL: 5

[x] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow. Seen it done.
[x] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.
[x] You just sang them to make sure.
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit.

TOTAL: 11

[x] You have seen the Matrix and still don’t get it.
[ ] You type with three fingers or less.
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling.

TOTAL: 15

[x] You have fallen asleep in class.
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
[x] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
[x] You are often told to use your ‘inside voice’.

TOTAL: 20

[x] You use your fingers to do simple math. Sometimes.
[x] You have eaten a bug accidentally. Knats :V
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it.
[x] You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.

TOTAL: 25

[x] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't.
[x] You break a lot of things.
[x] You tilt your head when you’re confused.
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[x] When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
[x] The word “um” is used frequently.
[x] You don’t know what “um” means.
[x] You say “what” and “huh” a lot.
[x] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this journal.

TOTAL: 34

Devious and I got same score.

WHAT.

YOUR GUY SIDE
[ ] You love hoodies.
[x] You love jeans.
[ ] Dogs are better than cats.
[x] It's hilarious when people get hurt.
[ ] You've played with/against boys on a team.
[x] Shopping is torture.
[/] Sad movies suck. (Some do, some don't. Meh. 1/2 point.)
[ ] You own an X-Box.
[x] Played with Hotwheels cars as a kid.
[ ] At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
[x] You own a DS, PS2 or Sega.
[ ] You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
[ ] You watch sports on TV.
[x] Gory movies are cool.
[ ] You go to your dad for advice.
[ ] You own like a trillion baseball caps.
[ ] You like going to football games. [[have you ever been to one of those suckers? Holy shit... you're missing out]]
[x] You used to/do collect baseball cards.
[x] Baggy pants are cool to wear.
[x] It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
[x] Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
[ ] You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
[ ] Sports are fun.
[ ] Talk with food in your mouth.

Total = 10.5


YOUR GIRL SIDE
[ ] You wear lip gloss.
[ ] You love to shop.
[ ] You wear eyeliner.
[x] You have some of the same shirts in different colors.
[ ] You wear the color pink.
[x] Go to your mom for advice.
[ ] You consider cheerleading a sport.
[ ] You hate wearing the color black.
[x] You like hanging out at the mall.
[ ] You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
[ ] You like wearing jewelry.
[ ] Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
[ ] Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
[ ] You don't like the movie Star Wars.
[ ] You are/were in cheerleading, gymnastics or dance.
[x] It takes you around 1 hour to shower, get dressed,/ and put on make-up and accessories.
[x] You smile a lot more than you should.
[ ] You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
[x] You care about what you look like.
[ ] You like wearing dresses when you can.
[ ] You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
[ ] Used to play with dolls as little kid.
[ ] Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy of it. ~crossdressing guys HELLO!~
[ ] Like taking pictures of yourself with your cell phone/camera when you're bored.

Total = 6

Jesus Christ my girl side is high.

Name five items within arms reach:
1: Keyboard and Mouse
2: Blanket
3: Game Boy Advance SP
4: Cup o' Tea
5: Old PC

Name your top five favorite songs, in no particular order:
1: ""Libera Me" From Hell" - 岩崎琢 (wat) - Gurrenlagann Best Sound
2: "I Luv It" - Young Jeezy (The ONLY rapper I listen to. ONLY.)
3: "Teardrop" - Massive Attack
4: "Dance Dance" - Fallout Boy
5: "Like A Boss" - The Lonely Island

Name five languages that you would learn if you could:
1: German (SIEG HEIL. >:C)
2: SCOTTISH (I know it an accent, but hey. I digress.)
3: 1337sp33k
4: Binary
5: I dunno. Spanish? NO COMPRENDE.

Name five politicians, not including Presidents, Prime Ministers, etc:And not if you like them or not... if you want
wat.

Name five things you want to do before you die:
1: Marry.
2: Get Rich.
3: Become the next Hitler, targeting idiotic Americans. (Crap will hit the fan at Mach 5.)
4: Become a game developer and make "Precision", a game of which constructs flights of fantasy with everyday items in possible FPS, RPG, ect.
5: Go out on a high note.

My DDO account is HajSai.

If anyone does play it, sweet. If anyone doesn't, it's been free since September 9th.

And before anyone asks as to why I want to play DDO... Well. No joke, I wouldn't exist without it.

My father got into DnD when he was in High School, and that got him enough social tolerance to meet my mother.

I literally would not have existed if DnD didn't exist.

I can't choose what world though.. :\ I mean. If they're kinda like City of Heroes, which each of those worlds had their own kinds of types. I luckily dropped into the RP one on a guess.

Anyone care to enlighten?

If you have 00-10 ... write [I'm a goody-goody]
If you have 11-20 ... write [I'm still a goody-goody]
If you have 21-30 ... write [I'm average]
If you have 31-40 ... write [I'm a bad kid]
If you have 41-50 ... write [I'm a very bad influence]
If you have 51-60 ... write [I'm a horrible person]
If you have 61-70 ... write [I should be in jail]
If you have 71-80 ... write [I should be dead]
If you have 81-90 ... write [I got a ticket to Hell]

HAVE YOU...

[] smoked
[] consumed alcohol
[x] slept in the same bed with someone of the opposite sex
[x] slept in the same bed with someone of the same sex
[] kissed someone of the same sex
[] had sex
[x] had someone in your room other than family
[x] watched porn
[x] bought porn
[] tried drugs

TOTAL SO FAR: 5

[x] taken painkillers
[x] taken someone else's prescription medicine
[x] lied to your parents
[x] lied to a friend
[x] snuck out of the house
[x] done something illegal
[x] felt hurt
[x] hurt someone
[x] wished someone to die
[] seen someone die

TOTAL SO FAR: 14

[x] missed curfew
[x] stayed out all night
[x] eaten a carton of ice cream by yourself
[x] been to a therapist
[] received a ticket
[x] been to rehab
[] dyed your hair
[x] been in an accident
[] been to a club
[x] been to a bar

TOTAL SO FAR: 21

[] been to a wild party
[] been to a Mardi Gras parade
[] drank more than three alcoholic beverages in a night
[x] had a spring break in Florida
[x] sniffed anything (like flowers?)
[] wore black nail polish
[x] wore arm bands
[x] wore t-shirts with band names
[x] listened to rap
[x] owned a 50 Cent CD

TOTAL SO FAR: 27

[x] dressed gothic
[] dressed girly
[x] dressed punk
[x] dressed grunge
[x] stole something
[] been too drunk to remember anything
[x] blacked out
[x] fainted
[x] had a crush on a neighbour

TOTAL SO FAR: 34

[x] had a crush on a friend
[x] been to a concert
[] dry-humped someone; been dry humped
[] been called a slut
[x] called someone a slut
[] installed speakers in a car
[x] broken a mirror
[x] showered at someone of the opposites sex's house
[x] brushed your teeth with someone else's toothbrush

TOTAL SO FAR: 40

[x] considered Ludacris your favorite rapper
[x] seen an R-rated movie
[x] cruised the mall
[x] skipped school
[x] had surgery
[x] had an injury
[] gone to court
[x] walked out of a restaurant without paying/tipping
[x] caught something on fire
[] lied about your age (fake id)

TOTAL SO FAR: 48

[] owned/rented an apartment/house
[] broke the law in the police's presence
[] made out with someone who had a GF/BF
[x] got in trouble with the police
[x] talked to a stranger
[] hugged a stranger
[] kissed a stranger
[x] rode in the car with a stranger
[] been harassed
[x] been verbally harassed

TOTAL SO FAR: 52

[x] met face-to-face with someone you met online
[x] stayed online for 5+ hours straight
[x] talked on the phone for more than 4 hours straight
[x] watched TV for 5 hours straight
[x] been to a fair
[x] been called a bad influence
[] drank and drove
[x] prank-called someone
[x] laid on a couch with someone of the opposite sex
[x] cheated on a test

FINAL TOTAL: 61

I should be in jail, apparently.

MANGA/ANIME NERD

[x] You watch anime.
[x] You read manga.
[x] You own some other form of anime/manga merchandise.
[x] You have referred to an anime character as 'hot' before.
[ ] You have created/joined a fanclub for an anime/manga character.
[ ] You know that it is pronouced 'mawnguh' and not 'manga' like it is spelled.
[ ] You buy/collect anime DVDs or manga volumes.
[ ] You have cosplayed.
[ ] You have done so in public.
[ ] You have created/joined a hateclub for an anime/manga character.
[ ] You have squealed when you found out somebody had the same name as an anime character you knew.
[ ] You enjoy drawing anime.

Anime/manga nerd = 4


ART NERD

[x] You like art.
[x] You have a favorite brand.
[x] You have a favorite artist.
[ ] You actually consider yourself an artist.
[ ] When using art supplies, the brand of them matters to you.
[ ] You have asked for art supplies as a Christmas/birthday gift before.
[ ] You are/were known as 'the art person' at your school.
[ ] Instead of just 'brown' or 'pink', you'd be specific; it's 'sienna brown' or 'blush pink'.
[ ] You have taken an art class outside of school.
[ ] You have considered a career as an artist.
[ ] Your school papers are always covered in doodles. (my current notebook is.)
[ ] Your drawings have been framed.
[ ] You carry a sketchbook with you everywhere you go.

Art nerd = 3


MUSICAL NERD

[x] You listen to classical music.
[x] You have a favorite composer.
[ ] You write music. (define 'write')
[x] You've had discussions with your friends about music; your favorite composers/instruments/musical time periods/key/etc...
[x] You play a musical instrument. (CLARINET, BITCHES.)
[ ] You play more than one instrument.
[ ] You actually really enjoy playing your instrument.
[x] You've given your instrument a name.
[ ] You are known by what you play.
[ ] All of your friends are from your band/orchestra class.
[ ] You have considered a professional career with your instrument.
[ ] You are never nervous playing for other people.

Musical nerd = 5


VIDEO GAME NERD

[x] You play video games. (CHALLANGER.)
[x] You own more than 4 different video game systems. (NES, SNES, Saturn, PC, GB/A, DS, N64)
[x] You've had debates over which system is the greatest. (PCs can be the greatest, but consoles are designed to push farther than PCs. So, it's your call.)
[x] You play video games every day. (IN MY MOUTH. oh fuck me i can't do it shiiiiit PUSSY OUT.)
[x] You have played a video game for over 10 hours. (In one sitting? I've reached 8 hours. But over time? Hell. Fucking. Yes. Oblivion and Fallout 3 have, like, 500 hours.)
[x] You have songs from your favorite video games on your MP3. (Sometimes. Mostly older games.)
[x] You love to talk about video games. (Oh by all that is holy, of course. I LOVE to talk about upcoming games.)
[x] You memorize the dates for when a new game is being released. (Bioshock 2, November 3rd. CoD:MW2, November 10th. AC2, 17th. L4D2, 17th. AvP3, January 19th 2010. RAGE, 2010.)
[x] People know you as the 'gamer' person. (I've got moar than anyone. In our 1500+ school.)
[x] You spend more time on video games than you do hanging out with friends. (I IM and game at the same time. MULTITASKING FTW.)
[x] Your gaming system is in your room. (My PC is, my upcoming PS3 will be.)
[x] You have preferences when it comes to what company your game came from. (BETHESDA AND ID. NUFF SAID.)
[x] You keep playing a game until you beat it. (And beyond, if possible. I'm STILL playing Assassin's Creed.)
[/] It makes you angry when you found out somebody looked up cheat codes on the internet to beat their game. (If the game is really hard, or they honestly suck, I understand.)

Video game nerd = 9.5


COMPUTER NERD

[x] You use the computer every day. (I'm not sad. I'M TECHNOLOGICAL.)
[x] You have an account/username on some sort of social website. (Mmmmyep. :\)
[x] You spend at least 2 hours a day on the computer. (More like over half the day. 14, you have too much time to fuck around.)
[x] You use computer faces. (Insert Downsface here. c8)
[x] It is hard to go a day without using the computer. (I'm pathetic on that note.)
[/] You have actually met an online friend in person. (Sorta. I met two people IRL before online.)
[x] You can type really, really fast. (People are scared shitless when I type how fast I type.)
[/] You go into random internet chatrooms. (Sometimes, if my girlfriend is there.)
[/] You spend time in online forums. (Not too much these days, but still.)
[x] In the forum/chatroom you use, you are known there by everyone else.
[x] U cn ezly rd 'txttlk.' (ohai omg gus wut i got repd.)
[x] You have said 'lol' or 'omg' in speech that is not online. (Too often, actually.)

Computer nerd = 10.5 (I counted.)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRu3y1rCP-s - HQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRu3y1rCP-s&fmt=22 - HD

What started as a simple team balance and lead to Blu/Red spy meetings underground..

..quickly turned into epic win, as the entire Red team switched to a fullout 2fort Spyfest.

The sun now dawns upon a new day. A new day, of Spycrab.

Participants: Not Good, [S]uper doc, Faulter, Emilio, myself, and a few others.

So then, yeeeeears ago. Back in..1998-2002, Mechwarrior 4 Vengeance and Mercenaries released upon the world.

Since the new fifth game has popped it's release-dateless head up, I've been itching to get back to the good ol' days of fragging Mercs with half a clue what in the hell was going on.

However, and we've all had this simple problem before, Vista has stopped me. (And before anyone goes saying the problem is simply that, probably not. I've seen millions of people while Morrowind doesn't work or Oblivion doesn't work or RO, Fallout 3, FEAR, and Far Cry 2 doesn't work just because of Vista.

... All of them ran just fine from the get-go. The only problem with Vista is you need a heavy-power PC to get shit working. GET. OVER IT.)

Anyhow, after looking over the errors, I'm being told it's a Program Compatability (..yay.), and the majority being.. Somewhat odd.

Problem signature
Problem Event Name: PCA2
Problem Signature 01: MW4Mercs.exe
Problem Signature 02: 50.6.9.3002
Problem Signature 06: 200
Problem Signature 07: -1
OS Version: 6.0.6001.2.1.0.768.3
Locale ID: 1033

Extra information about the problem
Bucket ID: 13010958

With a lack of information from Google on any clue what the fuck a PCA2 is, I can only assume a Program Compatability this is indeed.

:3 Now that I'm back, simple note:

There. Is. No. Way. In. Jesus. Christ's. Manjina. I'm. Going through. 3000+ submissions/journals.

*almighty nuke, meet FA*

Why?

Because when I reappeared, I had 1200 submissions and 800 journals.

.. Text is good to read for a while. But there isn't a chance in godforsaken HELL I'm gonna read 800 journals.

THIS. ISN'T. CAKETOWN.

Consoles can't combine, you FAGGOT.

So I've been playing Hellgate: London more recently. Basically, Hell rips open in London.

No shit. But the creators of Diablo made it, which it's actually pretty cool.

Three weapon sets, and each item absorbs however much of that it takes. Like, 8 Str to use this and you have 16 Str, you now have 8 Str left to spare for more equipment.

Which is better, becauase otherwise I'd be invincible like in Diablo II.

And I was streaming from The Purple Channel and V-rage came on. I. Found the true definition. Of Epic.

So then I start looking for the flash. I find it.

I download that shit.

MOOT!!!!!

Anyhow, long story short, I like Hellgate London for what it's worth. For some reason, though, no matter 64-bit or 32-bit, it can't find language.bat. So, CD might be a little kerfucked. But, v1.0 ain't horrible.

Row row, fight da powah.

Ratta-tat-tat, beech.

In case I'm slow to respond to anything anyone throws at me within the next while, I'm in your Liberty, wrecking your Sabres, weavin' through your traffics.

So I'm up to saving Roman from Dimitri. Damnitri needs to take a jump in the ocean, jeez..

Still, it's a fun game for what it's worth. The only downfall is that my mom never wanted me to play it, so I gotta keep a low profile.

Which sucks when Brucie wants to head into a strip club. xD One glare into the room and I am FAWK'D.

Ah well. I'm notoriously getting better.

Current Stats:

Around 300,000 dollars. (The Bank robbing was excellent loot. Hard, but excellent.)

Only arrested twice. (Not my fault that I was trying to get clear through the phone and I dropped full attention.)

Only made one of my own cars explode, blew up a couple Police cars in the Bank heist.

Yes. *Falcon Hip Thrust*

As I just recently happened to notice that KerasLucar mentioned in my shouts, indeed, I look up to Saito Hajime of the Shinsengumi Period. He's officially one of my favorite samurai to ever live.

Now, seeing as the rest of the people who ask about my name think of the fictional one, here's a Wikipedia article to sum him up.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saito_Hajime

And if you don't want to open the window, listen up.

Saito was born in Edo, Musashi Province, which is now Tokyo. Very little is known about his early life. He was born Yamaguchi Hajime to Yamaguchi Yusuke, an ashigaru of the Akashi Domain, who had bought the rank of gokenin (low-ranking retainer under Tokugawa shogun). He also had an older brother and sister, each named Hiroaki and Katsu. He left Edo in 1862 after accidently killing a hatamoto (samurai in the direct service of Tokugawa shogunate). He went to Kyoto and taught in the dojo of a man named Yoshida, who had relied on Saito's father Yusuke in the past. His style comes apparently from Itto Ryu and Mugai Ryu.

As a member of the Shinsengumi, Saito was said to be an introvert and a mysterious person; a common description of his personality says he "was not a man predisposed to small talk". His original position within the Shinsengumi was assistant to the vice commander. His duties included being a kenjutsu instructor. Despite prior connections to the Aizu, his descendants dispute that he served as a spy. His role as an internal spy for the Shinsengumi is also questionable; one common example being that he is said to have been instructed to join Ito Kashitaro's splinter group in 1867, to spy on them. However, this is disputed by Abe Juro, who did now believe he was a spy. It is probably that he also monitored other intelligence and enemy activity. His controversial reputation comes from accounts that he executed several corrupt members of the Shinsengumi; however, rumors vary as to his role in the deaths of Takeda Kanryusai and Tani Sanjuro.

In the reorganization of the ranks in late 1864, he was first assigned as the fourth unit's captain. At Nishi Honganji in April 1865 he was assigned as the third unit's captain. Saito was considered to be on the same level as the first troop captain Okita Soki and the second troop captain Nagakura Shinpachi. Together with the rest of the Shinsengumi, he became a hatamoto in 1867. After the outbreak of the Boshin War (1868-1869), Saito took part in the Shinsengumi's fight during the Battle of Toba-Fushimi and the Battle of Koshu-Katsunuma, before withdrawing with the Shinsengumi's survivors to the Aizu domain.

Due to Hijikata Toshizo being incapacitated as a result of the injuries sustained at the Battle of Utsunomiya Castle, Saito became the commander of the Aizu Shinsengumi around May 26th, 1868 under the name Yamaguchi Jiro (which he had used since late 1867). After the Battle of Bonari Pass, when Hijikata decided to retreat from Aizu, Saito parted with Hijikata and continued to fight with the Aizu army until the very end of the Battle of Aizu. This parting account was recorded in Kuawana retainer Taniguich Shirobei's diary, where it was recorded as an occurrence involving Otori Keisuke, whom Hijikata requested to take command of the Shinsengumi; thus the said confrontation was not with Hijikata. However, questions regarding this parting remain, especially considering the conflicting dates.

Saito, along with the few remaining men of the Shinsengumi who went with him, fought against the Imperial Army at Nyorai-do (small temple near Aizuwakamatsu Castle), where they were severely outnumbered. It was at the Battle pf Nyorai-do that Saito was thought to have been killed in action; however, he managed to get back to Aizu lines and joined with the Aizu domain's military as a member of the Shujakutai. After Aizuwakamatsu Castle fell, Saito joined a group of former Aizu retainers who traveled southwest to the Takada Domain in Echigo Province, where they were held as prisoners of war. In the records listing the Aizu men detained in Takada, Saito is on record as Ichinose Denpachi.

Congratulations on reading all that, you are now officially intrigued in the way of the samurai. That, or just curious.

There's still more of his history within the Meiji Restoration, but I'll leave you to read that if you want to that badly. And anything you don't get should be linked on the Wikipedia page.

Got meh Presents:

1. 16GB Flash Drive
2. Spaceballs The Movie
3. Journey Frontiers T-Shirt
4. Jeff Dunham "Spark of Insanity"
5. Genius 8"x6" Drawing Tablet
6. Whose Line is It Anyway Season One
7. iSpeaker

Yes, well. Since Nek0gami drove me to the ground wanting to see Gutsman's ass in 3D max graphics, I bought it. I'd been wanting to play it, since I'd thought I'd played zombie horror games before, but a good friend of mine, very educated in game genres, dismissed most of them, and after playing through No Mercy and the most of Death Toll, I know he's right.

Most games I've played, like Half-Life 2 for instance, their zombies are only three major kingdoms and basic species sets, so to speak (Kingdoms range from Headcrab to Zombie, or Zombine, and the Headcrab side, Fast, Normal, and Poison (Not counting Babycrabs)), so I had a loose understanding of true zombie games. Others like Zombie Panic! or BrainBread (Lovely zombie game for HL1 engine.) did have the basic structure of you get transformed, you're screwed, but Left 4 Dead offered specific classes and characteristics for these classes, such as the Boomer, which blinded the survivors with bile and attracted the horde, and the bile explosion. Or The Witch, all I've discovered of the Witch is to not piss her off. Then the Smokers, which constrict you and try to choke you with smoke, I'm guessing. And then the common Infected.

But yeah.. I personally like it. I mean, what's not to like? Blowing zombies up and being constantly challanged, outnumbered, and the possibility to be screwed by a car alarm mishap.

Too bad Francis (Biker Baddass) died on No Mercy. Wasn't my fault, he was caught with a Smoker and Tank. I tried to save him, but I was near dead anyhow, way outnumbered. Zoey and Louise were on the heli, so I was near raped while Francis was quickly killed. I made it with a maximum of 3 HP to spare. xD

http://i142.photobucket.com/albums/.....nsEbilArse.jpg

Quickly after realizing the failure of the Internet, I began to scream, run around in circles, blast the shit out of every Infected I saw, and riddle Zoey's head with shotgun shells. Through it all, it was a goddamn blast.

.. Sadly, I got much worse a shot than Nek0 did. XDDD

Agh.. ...

*manages to sit in chair* ...Yes... well, uh..

.. Twas meh birthday yesterday.. and.. seems I bruised my back... god damn it aches...

... Tis right underneath the right shoulder blade... and.. I need freakin' Advil to move at all. ... Seriously. It fuckin' sucks.

Soo... yeeah... I think I'll be let off school for a day or two... x.x

As much as I hate school, I hate getting stuck behind even more. -_-;;