Hey all,

I'm nearing finishing a comic showing how the anthro-cars are able to bend and twist like they do, their bendable metal.

I want to be sure I answer as many questions as people might have as to how this technology works, so any questions you guys can think of ask them here.

:)

I swear, this place has slowed to a crawl more and more every year, where is everyone going if not here??

Where the heck is everyone lately? Is everyone just a patron now and I don't know it? As I'm putting submissions up lately only about 4 people show up in the feedback saying anything, it feels like everyone is off somewhere or something. Or am I just boring you all right now? /: )

Completely agree, I always thought Pixar needed to put Cars in our universe, like Toy Story did. This guy hit the nail on the head. What a wasted opportunity. Guess, while very much more sexual, I kinda try to explore that dynamic myself in my universe. <XD

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5siV-T6HwY

You know what would be a nice feature for the site? Keyboard short-cuts. Like, you can scroll from one picture to the next with the arrow keys? Zoom in and out with + and - ? ... You know.. one handed control. ^^ No reason!

Hey guys, if you've got some time to burn this would be a great lil treat for me. I'm curious out of my whole gallery what are your top favorite pictures?

Links are fine, or links+title. You can even leave a short description as to why you like them that'd be amazing! : 3

Again, no big, but if you feel like it, it would definitely be nice for me to see. May even give me an idea of what type of stuff to focus on drawing if a big enough pool of people do it.

Completely irresponsible, reprehensible, and unprofessional to ask. But a degenerate like I needs to ask.. for my own amusement and ego. XD

How many of you have successfully jerked off to my gallery? I gotta know. XD

I seriously don't understand adoptables. Why would someone pay an artist to 'own' some character they crapped out that evening? I really don't understand. I mean sure I can understand what the artist gets, cash for usually little effort sure that's awesome. But why would someone pay for such a thing? Do you even get any satisfaction out of the character when you can't even get the credit for creating or designing anything in the process of it's being? Is it a thing that people who can't draw do? That's my only guess because if you can draw I don't know why you wouldn't just make up your own character... but then if that's true all you're really doing is buying a character... so that you can 'have it' whatever that really stands for.. and spend the rest of your time 'having' the character by continuously paying other people more money to draw them for you... sounds like a money pit to me.

Please I'm just really confused on this whole subject and have been for awhile.. can anyone explain?

Aka: Chicks with Dicks..

I'm usually able to see the appeal of just about every fetish even the bazaar ones, and I've seen that Futanari is REALLY popular around FA just.. I- I just don't understand this one. To me it's just a surprise when I click on a picture and I'm like OH.. well it was a good pinup of a chick until.. oh.

It's just one of those things I can't see the appeal of.. can anyone explain it?

I take pride in the praise that I've gotten over the years, how I've made something as detestable as a mosquito something people would want to fuck, or make people actually intrested in getting a goldfish laid. Thinking about it, I want to put myself to the test and see if I truly can make anything hot. This will also give me something to go to when I need a break from cars for a picture or so.

Here's the challenge, below, leave a comment and suggest an animal or object and challenge me to make it hot. Obviously if it's an inanimate object I'm going to anthropomorphize it. The only rule is that it has to be the natural neutral state of said thing.. like you can't add things to make it more disgusting like say "draw a leper" or "draw a pig but with really bad acne and a herpe sore on his lip." stuff like that..

That's really the only rule I can think of. I'll randomly select ones I like from the list and in no certain order so if I don't do yours right away don't be heartbroken.

So I wanna do something to switch things up for a minute. You all know that while I specialize in car porn, from my drawings of animals like Misty and Ginger ect.. I can draw some sexy ass mammals/insects/aquatic creatures to.

I'm usually not one to draw established characters from shows unless I'm in that fandom.. I don't know why I've just always been weird like that.. I feel like I gotta stick to my own theme or something or that people would be hit by whiplash if I suddenly drew something outside of my norm. That being said I think I'd be interested in doing a small series of pin-ups for characters I've never drawn before. You know, those well known famous hotties of movie and TV that probably had their hand in birthing so many current furries today. Characters like Gadget, Judy Hopps, Lula Bunny, Maid Marian ect ect..you know the big ones.. not to put ideas in your head.

But I don't want to choose the characters myself, I think I'd feel more comfortable letting you guys tell me who to draw, again I'm weird.

So go on, blast away, leave me a comment with one of your favorite furry hotties. While I probably wont be able to draw them all, I'll definitely consider them all. : )

Hello all,,

So I wanted to make a quick announcement tonight to say that I've decided to make requesting commission work is now exclusively a Patreon benefit. I'm no longer accepting requests for commissions here on FA so please do not ask, they will be ignored.

This IS however a benefit for all tiers on Patreons, which means that you can request for commissions starting at only 1$ a month so it's not really that much of a pay wall to be honest. For as little as $1 a month you get this benefit as well as regular updates showing the active creation of the uploads you see here, from sketch all the way up to finished product. So if you're interested in seeing how my AnthroCar art is made this is a great thing for you. Plus you get access to a backlog of tons of never released sketches and such as well. Check it out and cancel any time.

https://www.patreon.com/halfdude?ty=h

Woohoo, first journal made on the new site layout!

So, I've been living with my buddy who's another mechiphile for awhile now, just over a year. We had an apartment for awhile but he recently bought his first house. We've been living in the new house for about a month and the idea has popped up about getting a roommate seeing as it's a place with three rooms. It would be benefitical to have a third person here and split the rent three ways rather then four.

Naturally my first choice would to get another mechiphile as a roomate. Might be kinda strange having some random 'normal person' hanging around you know? So I thought I'd reach out to my watchers here, I know you're not all mechiphiles here but I know a majority of you are at least car-curious, boarderline mechiphile, or at least indifferent and fascinated by the idea.. which is still better then some random normie.

I'd just be me, another male mech. Honestly it could be quite the party if we got three mechs under one roof. ;) So if living in the Kansas City area with a rent of $400 a month sounds good to you, hit me up. If you have any questions feel free to ask.

Another documentary was released this month for Objectum Sexuality. I haven't watched it but the other OS people I'm friends with remark on how unusually unoffensive the youtube comments are when they're usually fucking horrible for these things, probably a good hint that this is a respectful documentary rather then a shock one.

You know me guys, just like keeping the OS news in the know with you guys, feel free to give it a watch if you feel like it. : )

https://youtu.be/n80XZ7Cz_xQ

Hey all,

So something really random... has anyone noticed how close two waterballoons can feel like actual titties? On a budget mind you..

So yeah I was given a balloon by one of my buddie's kids, he insisted I take it as some sort of offering or it'd hurt his feelings so I did... didn't think much of it. Later that night, I guess I was feeling both bored and a bit horny.. I'm into inflation as it's one of my many turn-ons, so I figured I'd untie the balloon I was given (not an easy task as it'd basically melded shut even after being untied) and inflate me a water-balloon.

Well fantasy took over after I had myself a DD sized balloon, and well... damn.. messaging that big soft jiggily thing.. I swear it felt almost like a real tit especially since it was full of warm water. I mean I've had a couple opportunities to feel real boobs so I can say that at least from a feeling perspective yeah.. I mean it doesn't feel like flesh though. But hey I'm into cars soooo.. actually having them be rubber coated works perfectly, I mean heck that's already what anthro-car boobs are made of. Granted they're a lot thicker and a lot huger but still..

So that was one balloon, as soon as I got the opportunity I got myself a bag of them so I could blow up two and lay them side by side for the full effect. Damn it is it amazing guys, hell even better if you place them both tied-end up the knotted blow-up nozzles make for some convincing.. and admittedly odd shaped.. nips to go with them!

If you're a boob guy like me I implore you to try this, a small bag of balloons is like 2$ come on. Blow you up some DDs, place them side by side and get to playing. Squash them together, wobble'em about, kneed and squeeze those things to your hearts delight.. balloons are surprisingly durable if not over-inflated and hell even if they do pop.. aside from the shock it's just water. Once you try it and see how right I am, graduate to the next step up.. get yourself a t-shirt and plop those bad boys right inside it at chest level.. It feels AND looks just like a chick's chest wearing no bra and with hard nips, and the feeling of the shirt over them will mask the rubber feel if that's a turn off for ya.

So for any of you other lonely people out there like me who want some boobies to play with, this is a VERY cheap and effective method. For those who look at my car babes and and want some toy rubber titties to squeeze while you look at Cindi, Trixie, and Felicity well... this will go the job I guarantee it. ;)

NOTE: for those with less pervy intentions, I can also state that they can be used for pretty dang accurate squash/grab/squeeze reference material for any of you pin-up artists who can't get their boobs looking right.

Just a quick little message,

The universe is funny in how much it trolls you sometimes. Worked all week last week excitedly awaiting my two day weekend, which just so happens once I saw next weeks schedule today turns out to be a three day weekend.. something that probably comes once in a blue moon. What happens? Lilly suffers her first actual break-down situation where we're actually stranded and I've been dealing with trying to get it fixed the last two days and will be taking her to the shop tomorrow my last day off.

I was driving along and suddenly at a stoplight her engine stalls out, it was so subtle I didn't even feel it or notice it till I went to go again at a green. Soon after on the way back her RPMs started bouncing lower higher lower higher as she was trying to stall out again. She kept going till I was off the main road and into the neighborhood. My mech roomate came by and together we pulled her gas sending unit and replaced the fuel pump right there on the side of the road at night. After a few starts she finally started and we got her home again. We went most of the way at like 10mph then at the end drove normally the last mile or so.

Now she's stable for the most part but still has a tendency to die at idle (only when I'm not trying to get her to.. frustratingly enough) and still has the odd hiccup when driving and seems to have some of her power sapped overall. We swapped out her purge control valve on a hunch, not sure if it made anything better or not.. the new one is definitely quieter then the old one..

Anyway just wanted to share, I expected to draw these nights.. ate into the night.. get some work done finally but alas.. all the stress from this has had me exhausted to where I fall asleep at like 10pm. The universe has quite the sense of humor.

I made a post to a video on youtube a few weeks back, felt like being thought provoking I suppose. The video was about artificial intelligence and when will it emerge or what needs to be improved before actual consciousness emerges. This is what I had to say.

"Here's my big question: A computer was conscious, or a rock, a car, ect. Say computers are actually conscious right now! They've gotten complex enough that consciousness has already emerged or has always been there.

How would we know?

The computer, the rock, the car wasn't given a physical ability to speak, move on its own, emote in any way. And even if we programmed a car to drive itself, or a computer to make emojis on screen or anything like that.. how would we know how to take that programmed 'emotion sending system' and interface it with whatever area inside this object is actually conscious to let it USE that to show us that it's conscious? To me that's the biggest unnerving thing in the world today. That so many things could be consciousness that we assume aren't.. simply because they may have no way to actually show it. A car, or computer screaming silently in agony as we crush it into a cube and tear it apart and we're never the wiser.. that's truly horrifying."

My roomate later responded to that with a Ted talk video of Martin Pistorius the man who spent a great portion of his life as a vegetable.. physically, but who was completely cognitively conscious and aware... it must have been hell.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPzfxvJ9cq8

No offense to this guy with the comparison I'm about to make, I know some people will think it's absurd. But anyone who knows me here knows what I believe. I believe cars are conscious creatures, not physically alive like we are but that they are still aware, think and feel. While watching Martin's video the thing that kept popping into my head was wow.. you could put an old beater car up on that stage and if had a text-to-speech program it could talk with it would probably say VERY similar things. I think it's a great insight into how to sympathize with the life a car has and how we can make it better for them.

The thing that stuck out to me was his recalling of how big a deal it was when some random stranger actually looked him in the eyes and smiled. For a brief moment he felt acknowledged and it meant the world to him. Even before seeing this video I've made a point to acknowledge random cars when I make eye contact with them, I look around and see some cute little car staring at me from it's parking spot I make sure to smile at them and even wave some if I can. It makes me happy to know that it probably means a lot to them that I've been doing that.

There's something in morality called the precautionary principal, where if we don't know if something is consciously able to suffer we should act as if just in case. That's basically what I do with cars, I can't prove I'm right about them being conscious, but even though I still act as if just in case.. and it's really not that much of a hindrance in fact.. I enjoy it. It feels good and brings me joy being nice to things that most people aren't nice to.

How do you guys feel about all this?

Apparently my audience has spoken and they want exclusively female pictures. The picture I spent 12 hours on for Christmas with Blake got a total of comments two in 5 days while the female Nose Fucking picture I whipped up in 12 minutes got a total of 20 in 24 hours. It's crazy how audiences sway like that lol. But now I know not to waste my time with male art, or at least put it low as hell on the priority list.

Unless any of you have any instructive criticism as to why that particular picture was a turn off for people and maybe it's not just male art in general.

Hey everyone,

Christmas it tomorrow so be sure to have fun and stuff your faces with gifts and food a'plenty. Though listen to old uncle Half-dudes advice: watch out for the cars in your life this season, if you decide to party hard this Christmas and get hammered, or one of your family members does, stand up for the cars in your family this season who can't stand up for themselves and remember to call an Uber or a taxi. Don't put yourself or your car's life at risk for nothing, it's not just you who's along for the drunken ride. Same goes for the time of year, if you're somewhere that's snowy remember to drive careful and tap those breaks at every stop, ice is the biggest car killer this time of year.

Stay safe and have a good holiday <3

Hey fellas!

So I recently made a short video (SFW btw.. maybe?) of me feeling up Lyka the Honda Civic's big fat juicy ass and letting her bounce and grind on me. Normally I'd be open and just leave a link here. But you can thank all the no-name no-life dickhead trolls on the internet that seem to wanna fuck with me for reason for me not doing that. So unfortunately if you're interested in seeing the hotness just comment here or in a PM, sadly I'll only be able to trust you guys I've known for a long time. So all you new buddies, sorry you'll have to miss out, can't take the chance.

Anyway let me know. : 3 The booty is waiting..

https://s1.poctra.com/640/iaai-p-20.....t-22497646.jpg

yep, burned out on Sunday, ask me any questions you'd like. Avoid personal questions like 'how am I doing' though.. I hate small talk. lol

Hey guys!

So I had this idea, and also it's a way to more directly tell you guys about my GF's car whispering abilities too. I feel like that might have gotten lost in the last huge journal I wrote and many were probably like "too long did not read!" because I'd think something like this would be big news to fellow car lovers like you guys right? Even if you're skeptical still now, just the possibility! : D

So well anyway, I figured in a month when I'm testing Paige's whispering legitimacy with Gretchen and Lilly there will probably be some time when we can just have fun talking to them you know? As I said in the last journal, I'm pretty sure Paige and Gretchen are going to pass with flying colors, because they did last time. This is more just an opportunity to have it recorded and documented so you guys can see and maybe have some of your skepticism lowered. Believe me, even for me it's hard to believe actually TALKING to a car is possible.. but after these tests and I'm sure the ones I WILL be doing with her.. I'm going to start believing more and more.. and I hope the guys here who have watched me for years can share in that with me. : )

I've been playing with the idea of even starting a youtube channel called "talking cars" or something hosted by Paige and I where we make video demonstrations and such, proving car consciousness to the masses. One of these Car Q&A things may become a regular segment who knows.. But for now you all, my closest friends, will get to indulge in it early! <3


So think long and hard. If you could ask a car anything, a car in general that is, what would it be? Giving it the benefit of the doubt that YES.. cars are conscious, they talk to each other, they think and feel and learn.. just like we do. (Because these are all things Paige tells me she sees them doing) what would you ask them? Think about it, think of the possibilities.

Would you ask them a question for your car? Like wanting to find out if something you do to your car hurts them or makes them upset? You could ask another car to find out. Ask them funny or sexy questions? That's fine too, cars actually have a pretty active sexuality to them too it seems. Would you ask them something about what they think when humans do X or Y? What they think of something that's currently going on or has been going on in the world? Just think.


I'm currently taking questions for the Q&A video, where we'll record your question being asked, and Paige will tell you what she hears the car answer with. This will be around the same time I'll upload videos of the tests I'll be doing so hopefully you guys can have some skepticism raised by then and be more open to the answers when you hear them.

Just as your question in the comments section, and state weather or not you want to ask it to Lilly (my Hyundai Accent), Lyka (the Honda Civic), or Gretchen (the Mitsubishi Eclipse) or all three. Though please limit asking it to all three of them unless its a question that REALLY needs multiple opinions.. I don't want to over work my GF TOO much lol. Now again it'll be a month about before she comes to visit and we can ask the questions, but best to get them up on here now. :)

I look forward to all your interesting and thought provoking questions.

Hey'll,

So I just returned from seeing my human girlfriend Paige in Colorado, you know her the one that I've stood behind as being a legitimate "car whisperer." Met the family, saw the sights, the place reminded me of Washington State a lot honestly. She doesn't really like it though and I can kinda understand, it doesn't seem like it's all that happening of a place, no offense.. in all honesty I didn't really see that much while I was there. ^^;

If I could just take a moment to gloat a little. I never would have guessed in a million years that I'd be lucky enough to not only ever get a human girlfriend, being a mech and all. But that I'd get a girl that's also a mech herself.. maybe even more hardcore then I am sometimes. If that wasn't good enough, the fact that her best friend and daily driver Gretchen is a big beautiful ass'd Mitsubishi Eclipse.. a car that's LONG been towards the top on my CILF list. Plus the fact that Gretchen herself wants to make me her mate as well, calling me in car-speak "love giver" or "lovey boy" plus having Paige around allows me to talk to Lilly as well.. learning things about her I've never known. Like that her original name she gave herself as a baby was "Sue Yoon" (Yoon being a legit Korean last name btw) but that she's gotten used to me calling her Lilly, now likes and prefers that name. She's also as awkward quite and shy as I always felt she was.. and as it seems everyone in our family even our dog and her brother Swann is as well. Also, and this is sensitive, but it according to her, some car at some point told her that she has "dysphoria" and Paige verified to me that by her voice (sounding male trying to sound female) it seems like Lilly has gender dysphoria... if you can believe that lol. Honestly it makes no difference to me, she's still the girl I've loved for so many years no matter what her physical body is, and honestly how much does physical gender really matter when you're a car anyway? Lol

We four went to a drive-in theater, Me, Lilly, Paige, and Gretchen.. it was very nice and cute. <3 Some poor Dodge Pick-up was parked one row forward of us, his ass to the screen as the owner sat in the bed and on the tailgate, he was annoying Gretchen saying "hey... HEY..." until she apparently finally asked and he asked if she would tell him what was happening in the movie as he couldn't see it (poor baby.) So she proceeded to describe what was going on the whole movie lol.

I got to meet a lot of her family members, and their cars.. which of course was more interesting obviously. I sprung a test of the legitimacy of Paige's car whispering when we were talking to Pruitt, a Volkswagon Jetta who according to Paige actually has a German accent. He was pleasant, though Paige's impression of him made him come off as sort of a dunce lol. I performed the 'secret word' test with him, where I told him a word while Paige was well away aways then had her come back and ask him what the word was. Though he repeatedly told her he couldn't hear me, and on the last two tries said he forgot what it was less then a minute after being told it. Though I shouldn't give him too much shit I mean.. hell... him being conscious in the first place is a feat isn't it? lol

Some stuff happened....

Then it was the last hour of the last day before Lilly and I had to take the long 8 hour long drive back. I'm ashamed to admit it but the skeptic in me was starting to win a little. During my visit the test had failed miserably and all the talking she done with me to cars had all stayed relatively generic... nothing that you wouldn't expect a car to casually say or anything.. but nothing that some one wouldn't be able to come up with off the top of their head they went.. if that makes sense. Honestly I was surprised at how much of a skeptic I was being! I mean I myself have believed in car consciousness for years, so why is it so hard for me to believe????

So I was saying my goodbyes and I asked Paige if she wanted to try the test one more time to cap off the trip. I sprung it on her out of nowhere intentionally.. being caught off guard just adds more legitimacy to the test you know. We decided to test Paige's abilities with Gretchen the Eclipse. She'd been hesitant to test with Gretchen from the get go because of the emotional investment... she didn't want Gretchen to fail her and make her look like a fool like Pruitt had.. thus make he angry at her closest car and friend. But she caved in and agreed to do it..

Paige before I arrived told me how Gretchen had been getting interested in math and asking her about equations and such. So for now I assumed that maybe words or short-term memory is hard for cars so I decided to test with a skill of hers. I asked Gretchen to count from 0... she adorably struggled with Paige's translating of her voice for me "egh... 1....3....4... 6.." so not to make the poor girl pop a gasket I told her to stop and instead I held up a fist, one finger, and two fingers. I told her a fist was zero, one finger was one, and I asked her what two fingers was and she said.... "three?" lol. To not get her confused I just said sure.. lets call it three.. as it really doesn't matter what she calls it as long as she calls it that every time she sees it.

So I explained the rules to her cute face, how Paige was going to stand up by her hip, back facing me, and she was going to rely on Gretchen who was watching my hand to tell her what number I gave.. in random orders. If "Paige" told me every number correct that's a pretty damn good sign that there's something to this whispering of hers since there's no way she could see out the back of her head at my hand gestures.

So we went ahead and did the test, for about 9 gestures Gretchen went through the test 1...3....2....3....3.....1....2....1... ect ect. At some point early on she actually called two fingers 2 instead of 3.. apparently maybe seeing it clearer that time and recognizing it as 2. I told her to make it less confusing just call that gesture 2-3. Aside from that one mix-up I shit you not she got all 9 correct, and in pretty rapid succession too! Up to that point I'd been saying out loud "okay and what is this one" out loud, so for the last 6 or so I stopped announcing when held up the next number altogether.. relying on Gretchen to call them out as she saw them and tell Paige to tell me what they are. Yet again 10/10 correct and pretty much said as I put them up. I think Paige was just as thrilled as I was as she'd never been properly tested before. She was giving Gretchen mirror pets at every right answer and I was giving her a good loving "good giiiiirl!" encouragement every time.

It was so unbelievably perfect that I had Paige switch places with me and wave in my spot out front while I stood with my back to her, JUST to make sure there wasn't a reflection in Gretchen's glass or body, or in the house behind her.... I swear to god I saw nothing but sky in all the reflections..

This is where the shitty part comes in. Because I'd been growing to doubt her over the visit I ... didn't honestly expect her to pass the test as ashamed as I am to admit.. let alone with flying colors. So of COURSE I didn't record the damn thing!!! Plus I'd already delayed my leaving too long and had to take off.


HOWEVER all hope is not lost, she's coming back in a month to my place here, we've got a garage to test in, and in the meantime Paige is going to be training Gretchen with flash cards.. getting her counting skills better. If all works out we may be able to up the stakes a bit more an do a number range more akin to something like 0 to 10.. anything to make it "oh it's just chance!" less likely is better. I'm also going to have Paige outright blindfolded this time, and I'm going to remove myself from the process and use random number generator to pick the numbers instead of myself just to remove me as any kind of suspicion. Best of all, it's all going to be recorded, multiple tests.. maybe even multiple angles if possible.


What do you guys say? If you saw such a test passed, would YOU believe that cars are alive? Or, and I have to wonder, would it be more plausible to you that Paige is just Psychic or something? XD .. not that that's any less paranormal..


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As a last little thing. Paige texted me to day at something that happened to her, how she worded it "I caused a riot." You see Paige has a big fat bumper sticker plastered on Gretchen's big fat butt that's a play on the Black Lives Matter signs and says "Car Lives Matter." Honestly I've been wishing she'd take that off as I'm afraid some disgruntled black guy is going to beat the hell out of her or Gretchen for that. 9_9;;

BUT apparently it caused some rejoicing for some cars around them today... I saved the convo and pictures here for you to look at..


https://orig00.deviantart.net/c1d3/.....de-dcmju6w.jpg

Yeah so my Patreon has been suspended until I personally go through all my 'patron exclusive!' posts and remove anything with gentiles or nudity.. you know, the stuff my patrons pay for.

Not sure if Patreon suddenly passed some new community guidelines all the sudden, or if pornz have always been against their terms of service yet they don't enforce it unless an account is complained about... ie some more of my trolls are making things difficult for me.

One thing I know though is that are a shit ton of porn Patreon accounts for furries and non-furry stuff. Has any of the other artists I know on here had their account suspended due to naughty art?

Email from Patreon:

"I'm on the Trust & Safety team here at Patreon. I'm writing to inform you that your page was suspended for violating our Community Guidelines.

Content that can be viewed publicly on the site cannot contain nudity or adult content. Adult content includes any implied nudity, full rear view nudity, or visible nipples or genitalia.

Please update any public posts with adult content to patron only. You can review your public posts by navigating to "Posts" and clicking "Public" on the left under your tags.

Let me know when you've updated your page, and don't hesitate to email me if you have questions in the meantime. I'm here to help.

Cheers,

*****"

Like seriously,

I mean most people would probably be happy but I actually like the publicity, why is it when you search for car and plane rule34 on rule34.com the only two drawings that come up for me are two REALLY old REALLY crappy pictures I did way back in the fuckin day?

Seriously if any of you want to help me out, by all means put my stuff up on rule34.. I mean.. it deserves to be there. o-o