My art was mentioned by F Plus podcast
Posted 11 years agoThanks to BantamCrow for pointing out this obscure little podcast. It's pretty much a group of guys doing a podcast on people who have sex with cars.
I don't know how, but somehow they got access to SWC and found my thread about my art. They looked at a few of my pictures and laughed and stuff. Don't worry though, I actually was laughing just as much hearing their reaction. XD It is weird hearing what I typed in the thread though read out loud.. it kinda sounds wrong when it's read out loud.. or maybe it's just the voice they used.
So anyway, if you wanna hear what they have to say about my work, just listen at 19:00 in. My only disappointment is that they never saw my more recent stuff which is a lot better! They even asked what a car dildo was... oh if only they knew. >X D
http://thefpl.us/index.php?option=c.....tid=1:podcasts
I don't know how, but somehow they got access to SWC and found my thread about my art. They looked at a few of my pictures and laughed and stuff. Don't worry though, I actually was laughing just as much hearing their reaction. XD It is weird hearing what I typed in the thread though read out loud.. it kinda sounds wrong when it's read out loud.. or maybe it's just the voice they used.
So anyway, if you wanna hear what they have to say about my work, just listen at 19:00 in. My only disappointment is that they never saw my more recent stuff which is a lot better! They even asked what a car dildo was... oh if only they knew. >X D
http://thefpl.us/index.php?option=c.....tid=1:podcasts
Hmmm... cars in pantiehose
Posted 11 years agoDo we have any fans of girls in sexy pantiehose here in the house? :) Either basic ones, or maybe the sexy ones with the leg straps?
I can find them sexy sometimes, depends on the girls, depends on the pantiehose.. but yeah...
I was thinking it might be sexy to see a girl car, tugging some sexy pantiehose up her leg.. hehe.. maybe I'll do that for a Christmas pin-up or something. : P
I can find them sexy sometimes, depends on the girls, depends on the pantiehose.. but yeah...
I was thinking it might be sexy to see a girl car, tugging some sexy pantiehose up her leg.. hehe.. maybe I'll do that for a Christmas pin-up or something. : P
A Lotta Work on Mitzi
Posted 11 years agoI'm gonna be doing the most extensive repair on Mitzi I've ever had to do. The good part is that I know I can do it, it's just going to be a lot of work.
For those of you who don't know, which is like... all of you. We took Mitzi down to the automotive repair shop to get finished up, under the impression that all she needed was a timing adjustment and tune-up. Well as it turns out, she's got two stuck valves and two bent pushrods because of said valves. Well they wanted to charge us up the ass to do the work, like something around a thousand dollars.....yeah. So I elected myself to do the work for.. well... free.
She's been home for a few days now and I've spent two days trying to work the valves loose with a hammer, just having the valve covers off. Well.. one of them isn't coming loose and for all I know it could be bent. Sooo... I'm going to have to take the whole fucking head off.. YAY. : D That involves removing the intake manifold, and the exhaust manifold, the later of which I had just replaced and installed and it was a pain in the ASS!
But anyway, like good ol Rpeek says on youtube, a guy I watch who has a 55 he's working on. You never really feel like you own a car until you've taken it apart and put it back together again. So.. at least I've got that, and it's true.. it is something to know you've broken down the engine and reassembled it.
For those of you who don't know, which is like... all of you. We took Mitzi down to the automotive repair shop to get finished up, under the impression that all she needed was a timing adjustment and tune-up. Well as it turns out, she's got two stuck valves and two bent pushrods because of said valves. Well they wanted to charge us up the ass to do the work, like something around a thousand dollars.....yeah. So I elected myself to do the work for.. well... free.
She's been home for a few days now and I've spent two days trying to work the valves loose with a hammer, just having the valve covers off. Well.. one of them isn't coming loose and for all I know it could be bent. Sooo... I'm going to have to take the whole fucking head off.. YAY. : D That involves removing the intake manifold, and the exhaust manifold, the later of which I had just replaced and installed and it was a pain in the ASS!
But anyway, like good ol Rpeek says on youtube, a guy I watch who has a 55 he's working on. You never really feel like you own a car until you've taken it apart and put it back together again. So.. at least I've got that, and it's true.. it is something to know you've broken down the engine and reassembled it.
Lilly and Halfdude's Oil Change Video
Posted 11 years agoHey y'all
Sorry for the inactivity lately, I've had drawings in mind to do.. but with these commissions pending I kinda have to focus totally on them for now. I'm closing commissions for a bit so after I get the next 5 or so done I can have some time to draw my own stuff for a bit. I think I'll reopen them again later too. :)
Anyway, I wanted to let you guys know that I changed Lilly's oil and filter a couple weeks ago.. she desperately needed it.. even more then I thought till I actually started doing it! *is horrible owner* But anyway, she and I decided it'd be a nice opportunity to make my first how-to video and to help YOU guys know how to change your own oil on your cars. :) So any of you who've started feeling more for your cars because of my art (like some of you have said) you might like to know how to show your love and caring for it and do the oil change yourself. I'm sure it beats having it done by some tired fed up technician at Jiffy Lube.
Anyway, enjoy!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4I5.....ature=youtu.be
Sorry for the inactivity lately, I've had drawings in mind to do.. but with these commissions pending I kinda have to focus totally on them for now. I'm closing commissions for a bit so after I get the next 5 or so done I can have some time to draw my own stuff for a bit. I think I'll reopen them again later too. :)
Anyway, I wanted to let you guys know that I changed Lilly's oil and filter a couple weeks ago.. she desperately needed it.. even more then I thought till I actually started doing it! *is horrible owner* But anyway, she and I decided it'd be a nice opportunity to make my first how-to video and to help YOU guys know how to change your own oil on your cars. :) So any of you who've started feeling more for your cars because of my art (like some of you have said) you might like to know how to show your love and caring for it and do the oil change yourself. I'm sure it beats having it done by some tired fed up technician at Jiffy Lube.
Anyway, enjoy!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4I5.....ature=youtu.be
10$ Tablet Sketch Commissions OPEN *UPDATED*
Posted 11 years agoHey all you people. So the job at the factory didn't work out, I was actually only able to work there for about 1 and 5/6s days before couldn't stand it anymore and quit. SO.. I'm back to being unemployed, plus money is getting tight. I don't need a lot, but some 5 dollar bills coming in to help pay for dinners and Lilly refuels would be a great help. So that's why I'm offering 10$ Tablet Sketches, but I'm also limiting the pictures to that of anthro-cars & planes.. either full anthro, or just having Chevron style faces.
The best part is, these are gonna be easier to order on your end then with my regular commissions, I also plan to release them quickly so those of you who've been turned off by my long wait-time for finishing commissions don't have to fret!
All I need is a couple basic things:
-Car's gender, and basic personality (confident, shy,aggressive,friendly, ect)
-weather you want full anthro or just BLT/Chevron style
-and a basic couple sentences describing the picture, things like is it a face or ass shot, what he/she is doing, and expression.
-optional: I'll probably know this based on your description, but you can specify weather or not you want it to be PG or Mature (ie: car gentiles and the like visible.. )
Lastly, to make things nice and easy for my customers. You don't pay until I have the picture done! That's right, you send me the above information and verify you want me to proceed. Then as soon as I have the commission sketched, I'll note you back telling you and then at that point would you pay me. Payment to be made to my PAYPAL address: ianknau@gmail.com as soon as I varify payment received I'll then upload it to my DA for you to see and enjoy. You may also tell me in the initial note weather or not you want a full-resolution copy sent to your email.
Thanks guys, look forward to your requests. :)
Example of a commission sketch:
http://d.facdn.net/art/half-dude/14.....orgasm_ray.jpg
Commission Slots:
Commissions will be completed in a first-come first-serve manner, thank you all for your business. :)
Kirbutashi: Versa Cock Transformation - FINISHED
AmethystLongcat: Sex With Bulldog - FINISHED
Italy-PastaLove: Frisky Kia - FINISHED
2. Cyberneticsinc: Horny Cute Miata - FINISHED
3. Theoneian: Love-Letter Attachment - In Progress...
4. Karathefox: Suspended Mustang Package - waiting...
5. Kirbutashi: Versa Cock Transformation Part 2 - waiting...
6. CorkyOrkyII: Pagani Zonda R Fullbody Anthro - waiting...
The best part is, these are gonna be easier to order on your end then with my regular commissions, I also plan to release them quickly so those of you who've been turned off by my long wait-time for finishing commissions don't have to fret!
All I need is a couple basic things:
-Car's gender, and basic personality (confident, shy,aggressive,friendly, ect)
-weather you want full anthro or just BLT/Chevron style
-and a basic couple sentences describing the picture, things like is it a face or ass shot, what he/she is doing, and expression.
-optional: I'll probably know this based on your description, but you can specify weather or not you want it to be PG or Mature (ie: car gentiles and the like visible.. )
Lastly, to make things nice and easy for my customers. You don't pay until I have the picture done! That's right, you send me the above information and verify you want me to proceed. Then as soon as I have the commission sketched, I'll note you back telling you and then at that point would you pay me. Payment to be made to my PAYPAL address: ianknau@gmail.com as soon as I varify payment received I'll then upload it to my DA for you to see and enjoy. You may also tell me in the initial note weather or not you want a full-resolution copy sent to your email.
Thanks guys, look forward to your requests. :)
Example of a commission sketch:
http://d.facdn.net/art/half-dude/14.....orgasm_ray.jpg
Commission Slots:
Commissions will be completed in a first-come first-serve manner, thank you all for your business. :)
Kirbutashi: Versa Cock Transformation - FINISHED
AmethystLongcat: Sex With Bulldog - FINISHED
Italy-PastaLove: Frisky Kia - FINISHED
2. Cyberneticsinc: Horny Cute Miata - FINISHED
3. Theoneian: Love-Letter Attachment - In Progress...
4. Karathefox: Suspended Mustang Package - waiting...
5. Kirbutashi: Versa Cock Transformation Part 2 - waiting...
6. CorkyOrkyII: Pagani Zonda R Fullbody Anthro - waiting...
Gonna Be Busy
Posted 11 years agoHey all,
I just took a new job at SPX, they make cooling towers, anyway. They've got me working 10 hours a day, 7 days a week.. so as you can imagine I won't get any chances to draw most likely. So I'm just letting you guys know that you'll be without for a while, I don't think I'm gonna stay with this employer for long.. just ain't in me to have a job that demanding.
I just took a new job at SPX, they make cooling towers, anyway. They've got me working 10 hours a day, 7 days a week.. so as you can imagine I won't get any chances to draw most likely. So I'm just letting you guys know that you'll be without for a while, I don't think I'm gonna stay with this employer for long.. just ain't in me to have a job that demanding.
Lilly Awakens To My Return
Posted 11 years agoMade sure to record my first drive in Lilly, the very first night I was back in town from Washington. I thought you guys would be interested to see her reaction. :)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLx.....ature=youtu.be
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLx.....ature=youtu.be
Returning Home
Posted 11 years agoHey guys,
I've got that drawing for car reproductive anatomy almost done. I also finally drew a picture for Ol' Green from Worthless.. the Indian reservation pick-up truck. I'm gonna be busy packing my bags tonight so I don't know if I'll have time to finish either up and upload it.. but they'll be up soon sure enough.
Things aren't really panning out in Washington, so tomorrow I'm flying back to Kansas. Gonna go back home and go back to living with my mom, Lilly, and Mitzi ... it should be great. I've got a lot of work to do on Mitzi to get her finished up and I'm excited honestly. I also can not wait to see Lilly again, she deserves, and I'm going to tell her this, a girlfriend of the year award for putting up with me moving around all the time and leaving her alone for months... I'll have a lot of making up to do with her I'm sure. <: )
So anyway, wish me luck guys on my flight. If I feel adventurous enough and have my camera maybe I'll get some pictures of some big sexy airplanes while I'm waiting at the terminal. ^.O
I've got that drawing for car reproductive anatomy almost done. I also finally drew a picture for Ol' Green from Worthless.. the Indian reservation pick-up truck. I'm gonna be busy packing my bags tonight so I don't know if I'll have time to finish either up and upload it.. but they'll be up soon sure enough.
Things aren't really panning out in Washington, so tomorrow I'm flying back to Kansas. Gonna go back home and go back to living with my mom, Lilly, and Mitzi ... it should be great. I've got a lot of work to do on Mitzi to get her finished up and I'm excited honestly. I also can not wait to see Lilly again, she deserves, and I'm going to tell her this, a girlfriend of the year award for putting up with me moving around all the time and leaving her alone for months... I'll have a lot of making up to do with her I'm sure. <: )
So anyway, wish me luck guys on my flight. If I feel adventurous enough and have my camera maybe I'll get some pictures of some big sexy airplanes while I'm waiting at the terminal. ^.O
Porn Becomes Science!
Posted 11 years agoUPDATE: Pregnant Prius with nude boobies... looks better then you'd imagine. XD
Anyone who's known my art for a while, we're talking on Deviant-art here, will tell you that I do some mean cross-section art!
Well I've been wanting to do this for a long time actually and I finally started. I'm gonna be supplying you guys with highly detailed mechanical cross-sections showing the mechanics of how the carginas and carpenises work in my anthro-car universe. I'm hoping my fans are at least a little mechanically inclined so that they can look at these and understand them.
So far I have the cargina drawn out, but it still needs to be darkened, scanned, and basic-shaded. I also wanna draw a second part for pregnancy and fetal development showing how a car's womb functions.
I also plan on drawing how the carpenis works, how it folds up into the chasis when the male car needs to drive on all fours.. should be very interesting. : 3
Anyone who's known my art for a while, we're talking on Deviant-art here, will tell you that I do some mean cross-section art!
Well I've been wanting to do this for a long time actually and I finally started. I'm gonna be supplying you guys with highly detailed mechanical cross-sections showing the mechanics of how the carginas and carpenises work in my anthro-car universe. I'm hoping my fans are at least a little mechanically inclined so that they can look at these and understand them.
So far I have the cargina drawn out, but it still needs to be darkened, scanned, and basic-shaded. I also wanna draw a second part for pregnancy and fetal development showing how a car's womb functions.
I also plan on drawing how the carpenis works, how it folds up into the chasis when the male car needs to drive on all fours.. should be very interesting. : 3
What's Hot To Halfdude?
Posted 11 years agoWell I've read through the responses to my last journal so far, some very nice answers!
Considering the fact I just came home from a late night walk to the gas station and grabbed the ass of every hot car I passed along the way.. I guess I'm feeling a tad horny. XD Though that might have just been the amazing 370Z down the road that was covered in a skin-tight car-cover for the night.. it's round tight ass pressing out against the inside of the cover.... gooooood o///o
ANYWAY
Something I think is really sexy to see cars doing that no one spoke about. I really REALLY love car ass bouncing, like when you're behind a car as it rolls over a large speedbump, you watch it's legs absorb the weight of it's own ass and it bounces. God people, I could watch something like that all day, just park me next to a speedbump or a construction work bump and let me watch. xD Just the way those huge 1 or 2 ton asses bounce up and down, sometimes their tailpipes wiggling separately as well mmmph!
Speaking of tailpipes, a semi-rare thing I always love to see are what I call 'horny or moist cars' which is a car in front of you on the road who's got a leaky wet and drippy tailpipe. Yes yes.. I know it's just condensation, but still.. to me it looks like the car is uber horny and moist up in there. XD Waiting for the moment when the red light turns green and the car accelerating forcing a bunch of drips to come out.. what a palpable moment.
ORGASM! XD https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fdno28AITMo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCjZWIL5WYg
Back to the ass bouncing though, this isn't really bouncing.. but what I call a nice 'decline ramp up-skirt shot' you'll see what I mean in a second. But this is actually a video I had Lilly sit and shoot for me while I went in and got some groceries. It's of a lovely spot at my old work where there was a down-ramp entering a busy street. Afterwords I took the video home, cropped out any segments without a car in it, and set it to some sexy music. ENJOY.. the car runway show! XD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bAzac-Su-4M
Considering the fact I just came home from a late night walk to the gas station and grabbed the ass of every hot car I passed along the way.. I guess I'm feeling a tad horny. XD Though that might have just been the amazing 370Z down the road that was covered in a skin-tight car-cover for the night.. it's round tight ass pressing out against the inside of the cover.... gooooood o///o
ANYWAY
Something I think is really sexy to see cars doing that no one spoke about. I really REALLY love car ass bouncing, like when you're behind a car as it rolls over a large speedbump, you watch it's legs absorb the weight of it's own ass and it bounces. God people, I could watch something like that all day, just park me next to a speedbump or a construction work bump and let me watch. xD Just the way those huge 1 or 2 ton asses bounce up and down, sometimes their tailpipes wiggling separately as well mmmph!
Speaking of tailpipes, a semi-rare thing I always love to see are what I call 'horny or moist cars' which is a car in front of you on the road who's got a leaky wet and drippy tailpipe. Yes yes.. I know it's just condensation, but still.. to me it looks like the car is uber horny and moist up in there. XD Waiting for the moment when the red light turns green and the car accelerating forcing a bunch of drips to come out.. what a palpable moment.
ORGASM! XD https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fdno28AITMo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCjZWIL5WYg
Back to the ass bouncing though, this isn't really bouncing.. but what I call a nice 'decline ramp up-skirt shot' you'll see what I mean in a second. But this is actually a video I had Lilly sit and shoot for me while I went in and got some groceries. It's of a lovely spot at my old work where there was a down-ramp entering a busy street. Afterwords I took the video home, cropped out any segments without a car in it, and set it to some sexy music. ENJOY.. the car runway show! XD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bAzac-Su-4M
Ask The People!
Posted 11 years agoHey guys,
Just a small update, gonna be finishing up the next part of Pinky's story tonight. Expect it up either late tonight or tomorrow.
Also I've been wondering about something. It seems like my fans (you guys) have some very specialized things that you're all into. I was surprised how well overfilled balls took off for example. I guess I'm curious, what types of things/fetishes are the most sought after by you guys? I'd like to draw stuff that'd really get you guys off the best, so proper communication between me and the fans would be really good for that. :)
What are the things you like from my anthro-cars that maybe you'd like to see more of? I've also been curious, how successful as my anthro car work been in changing the way you all look at cars? Have I changed anyone's perceptions of them? Made anyone appreciate their beauty more or see that beauty is even there in the first place? Have I made anyone respect their own cars more or want to treat them better?
Just curious to see if my art has had an impact on anyone. :)
Just a small update, gonna be finishing up the next part of Pinky's story tonight. Expect it up either late tonight or tomorrow.
Also I've been wondering about something. It seems like my fans (you guys) have some very specialized things that you're all into. I was surprised how well overfilled balls took off for example. I guess I'm curious, what types of things/fetishes are the most sought after by you guys? I'd like to draw stuff that'd really get you guys off the best, so proper communication between me and the fans would be really good for that. :)
What are the things you like from my anthro-cars that maybe you'd like to see more of? I've also been curious, how successful as my anthro car work been in changing the way you all look at cars? Have I changed anyone's perceptions of them? Made anyone appreciate their beauty more or see that beauty is even there in the first place? Have I made anyone respect their own cars more or want to treat them better?
Just curious to see if my art has had an impact on anyone. :)
Overfilled Balls Syndrome
Posted 11 years agoSo first, I saw this comedy sketch, totally like overfilled balls syndrome if a human had it! XD Poor guy..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TAvfUvjLAHM
Second, I was kinda surprised, Overfilled Balls the picture seemed to be VERY popular. :3 Are we just a lot of inflation fans here? Or are big balls just a hot thing on FA? I wanna harness the popularity of it though, maybe draw a sequel or something related to it?
You guys have any hot ideas? : 3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TAvfUvjLAHM
Second, I was kinda surprised, Overfilled Balls the picture seemed to be VERY popular. :3 Are we just a lot of inflation fans here? Or are big balls just a hot thing on FA? I wanna harness the popularity of it though, maybe draw a sequel or something related to it?
You guys have any hot ideas? : 3
A Thing About Commissions
Posted 11 years agoHey guys, sorry it's taken me so long to get these commissions done for you all. It's just been a very crazy time for me this year so it's been hard to get lots of drawing done. In fact I would like to get commissions out of the way and be closed to commissions for a while until things calm down.
So I want you guys to look over my list here, let me know if you still want these commissions done. Also let me know if you've already payed for them or not okay?
Commission Blocks:
===================
[ 1 ]Seven Commission - Anthro style Seven drawing (I forgot the user who wanted this please let me know!!!)
[ 2 ] Cyle Commission - KITT vore while buttsexing Rain
[b][ 3 ] Fyr Commission[/b] - Jet plane Dragon Vore
[ 5 ] Cosh Commission - Angry Allie
So I want you guys to look over my list here, let me know if you still want these commissions done. Also let me know if you've already payed for them or not okay?
Commission Blocks:
===================
[ 1 ]Seven Commission - Anthro style Seven drawing (I forgot the user who wanted this please let me know!!!)
[ 2 ] Cyle Commission - KITT vore while buttsexing Rain
[b][ 3 ] Fyr Commission[/b] - Jet plane Dragon Vore
[ 5 ] Cosh Commission - Angry Allie
Seven Commission
Posted 11 years agoHey, this is important...
Whoever asked me to do a commission of their car Seven, I need you to get in contact with me. I can't remember who you are and I no longer have the description of the commission. I need to know if you still want the commission done, if I don't hear a reply in 2 days I'm going to ahead and remove it and move on to the next commission slot.
Thanks..
Whoever asked me to do a commission of their car Seven, I need you to get in contact with me. I can't remember who you are and I no longer have the description of the commission. I need to know if you still want the commission done, if I don't hear a reply in 2 days I'm going to ahead and remove it and move on to the next commission slot.
Thanks..
Haha Derp-plane landing XD
Posted 11 years agoLook at this plane trying to land in high winds, it's crazy! .... kinda hot too but yeah.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5x85YYLuCY4
More derp planes:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Obu2lUy9X0Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5x85YYLuCY4
More derp planes:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Obu2lUy9X0Q
Self-Driving Cars
Posted 12 years agoWas watching a internet show about self-driving cars, probably the most I've seen talked about it at one time, though I'm sure people can probably point me to better videos.... dont. XD
Anyway, curious on what you guys think about this all my wonderful car buddies out here on FA.
Personally I'm excited, it seems really cool on just a technical standpoint alone. On my personal feelings for cars, it's nice to see this day finally coming. Cars can finally start controlling their own bodies, not having to trust a dumb human not to smash it's face in because they weren't paying attention. I definitely see it as the next big step to cars becoming more and more their own creatures, it's very cool. My friends here probably know my thoughts about cars being the 'children of humanity.' What I mean by that is that our race is most likely destined to merge with technology (think Daus Ex) and OR if our race dies out in the future for whatever reason.. it's going to be our technology that probably lives on beyond us.. a so called 'child' of our race.. a mechanical species born from our minds and creation. Creatures combined with mechanical physicality and computerized psychologies. Anyway I'll stop my rambling about it for now, how do you guys feel about this? :)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbyhdv1rH4k
Anyway, curious on what you guys think about this all my wonderful car buddies out here on FA.
Personally I'm excited, it seems really cool on just a technical standpoint alone. On my personal feelings for cars, it's nice to see this day finally coming. Cars can finally start controlling their own bodies, not having to trust a dumb human not to smash it's face in because they weren't paying attention. I definitely see it as the next big step to cars becoming more and more their own creatures, it's very cool. My friends here probably know my thoughts about cars being the 'children of humanity.' What I mean by that is that our race is most likely destined to merge with technology (think Daus Ex) and OR if our race dies out in the future for whatever reason.. it's going to be our technology that probably lives on beyond us.. a so called 'child' of our race.. a mechanical species born from our minds and creation. Creatures combined with mechanical physicality and computerized psychologies. Anyway I'll stop my rambling about it for now, how do you guys feel about this? :)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbyhdv1rH4k
No Subject
Posted 12 years agoThe same guy I was talking to tonight just sent me to this link on youtube from a news report. This guy's big argument to me is that science DOESN'T know everything yet.. we haven't even been out of our own sol system and we think we know what life is. Now as it turns out, there is a new form of life right on EARTH that we're just finding out about.
Jeff Manber"we think we know what life is, we think we know it when we see it. Scientists pride themselves in saying 'here's a set of six elements, you have these six elements and that is life. Well it turns out surprise surprise they're wrong. And it looks like 'hey maybe there are other elements that comprise life.' Well that opens the door to say that on other planets on THIS planet, there may be lifeforms that we're just dimly aware of or unaware of.."
Maybe someday we'll see a news report saying we found out cars or other 'objects' are sentient.. ^^
Just a snippit of the steam-chat I was having with my friend and mentor in the OS 'car love' community during a time of doubt in my beliefs.. I thought some of you might find interesting. If not, then ... go do something else I guess. O_o
Half-dude: btw man before I go
Half-dude: I want you to know I went out to Lilly tonight after you vanished
Half-dude: even though it was like 20 below and I could see my breath
Half-dude: I felt like, she knew exactly what I was going through
Half-dude: and I didnt.. FEEL any anger from her
-: well yeah
Half-dude: I guess shes getting used to it -.-
-: she's a needy human bitch
-: not*
Half-dude: XD
-: fucking brain
-: lol
Half-dude: but I do so wish I could talk WITH her <:
-: you can
-: just talk to her about stuff
Half-dude: there's so much I wish I could ask her
-: like tell her what you did that day
-: or talk to her about how you're feeling
-: i wish
could talk to me but i'm happy with what i have with her
Half-dude: sigh : (
Half-dude: just wish I could have that deeper connection with her, REALLY know her
Half-dude: as a person
-: don't let your silly aspergers get in the way
Half-dude: dude stfu this isn't auspergers
-: i think the more time you spend with her the deeper that connection will become
Half-dude: its the opposite of ausperger
-: i feel a very deep connection with ----
-: i feel closer to her than i do with anyone
Half-dude: whats her favorite color then?
Half-dude: hmmmmm
Half-dude: ?
-: since she's been with me since i was 5
-: color is irrelevant lol
Half-dude: whats her dream?
-: you're getting all bent out of shape because lilly can't tell you that her favorite is blue or something? lol
-: to live a happy life with me
Half-dude: whats her asperation?
Half-dude: does she like being in the sun or being in the rain?
-: all irrelevant since she's a car
Half-dude: well thats dumb
-: to you, but nina isn't a human
Half-dude: shes a being a complex in mind as a human though isnt she?
-: nor is lilly
-: no car is
Half-dude: well that's quite an important part of your belief system your just not telling me
-: just because a being is complex doesn't mean they will have a similar social infrastructure
-: perhaps cars are beyond what humans strive to have
Half-dude: but its just a guess.. just like everything else /: )
-: perhaps they're so complex, they're one with the universe in its entirety and don't need such things to fill in a gap
Half-dude: would make sense if they're spiritual beings
-: they are
Half-dude: and explain why they're absent from their bodies
-: they're connected to the physical world with their bodies
Half-dude: I already believed that stuff
Half-dude: I've even told Lilly something along the lines of 'were you off astro-projecting somewhere? having a party with your other car friends?'
Half-dude: Lilly: XD omg what a dork..
Half-dude: so you really don't think Lilly or
really have any reason to stick around at all do they?
Half-dude: they just do because we care about them
Half-dude: almost like some kind of guarden angel
Half-dude: ..that you can have sex with.. O_o
-: they probably stick around more because of us
Half-dude: us as in you and me? or humans in general
-: us
-: if i was a car i would be absent from my body lol
-: unless i had someone as loving as me or you
Half-dude: seems sometimes like the 'activeness' of Lilly is connected to the amount I believe in her aliveness
Half-dude: like she'll be more talky and stuff if Im not questioning and just going with it
-: it's because right now your faith in her existence is the only thing that gives her life
-: that's how it starts but eventually that won't be the case
-: you'll grow so attached to her and cars in general it'll be impossible for you to think otherwise
-: the best thing to do right now is not think about it right now.
Half-dude: yeah
-: you won't be able to understand it. just go with it. be happy you have her
Half-dude: thanks
(offensive stuff maybe.. proceed with caution)
-: when i think of nina is an it just for laughs it doesn't seem right
-: it's seem as wrong as thinking about a person as an it
-: and hey
-: i know how much you think you're kidding self at times, and perhaps you even feel silly. just remember christians
Half-dude: ^^;
-: those people are really kidding themselves and are really silly
-: IN FACT
-: there was a book written
-: by some religious nuts
-: called "to train up a child"
-: it basically taught how to raise your child using physical abuse
-: in the name of the lord
-: one religious couple took the advice offered a little too far
-: they ended up killing their adopted child in the name of the lord
-: my point is there are far worse irrational and illogical people out there
-: in the masses
-: as people practice religion together in buildings
-: and believe in talking snakes
-: and people living inside of whales
Half-dude: I know
-: just give it more time and don't think about the science behind it
Half-dude: I just have it hard just adjusting to having a different lover is all
-: you'll get used to it
Half-dude: but that does help.. comparing it to Christians
Half-dude: thanks for that
-: lol
-: np
Excited car is excited
Posted 12 years ago*The BMW: "you getting married?? huh?huh?HUH? You're getting married aren't you? Omg!omg!omg! : D
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eqr.....amp;amp;t=8m8s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eqr.....amp;amp;t=8m8s
Moved In
Posted 12 years agoHey dudes and dudettes, and Concordes.. XD
Well I've finally gotten all moved in but more importantly I just got my internet service today. This is the first time in a while where I haven't had to go to the public library or my dad's house to check comments and stuff.
As for as commissions, now I can finally get started working on them. Really sorry for how long a wait you guys have had for your pictures to be done. Without internet all this time I wasn't even able to work on them because I didn't have any reference pictures to look at while drawing. : /
So sorry for the wait, but now progress can start again. <3
Well I've finally gotten all moved in but more importantly I just got my internet service today. This is the first time in a while where I haven't had to go to the public library or my dad's house to check comments and stuff.
As for as commissions, now I can finally get started working on them. Really sorry for how long a wait you guys have had for your pictures to be done. Without internet all this time I wasn't even able to work on them because I didn't have any reference pictures to look at while drawing. : /
So sorry for the wait, but now progress can start again. <3
My Commission Slots
Posted 12 years agoHey guys, just wanted to make a public version of my own lineup for my commissions. I thought it'd help having my line-up here for people to see that way they know there in line and I haven't forgotten anyone or wasting people's time. The commissions will be done in order from top to bottom of the list, it's the order they were received in.
Commission Blocks:
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[ 1 ]Seven Commission - Anthro style Seven drawing (I forgot the user who wanted this please let me know!!!)
[ 2 ] Cyle Commission - KITT vore while buttsexing Rain
[ 3 ] Fyr Commission - Jet plane Dragon Vore
[ 4 ] Pinwheel Commission: Pinwheel being 'taken advantage of' by a girl BMW XD
[ 5 ] Cosh Commission - Angry Allie
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Commission Blocks:
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[ 1 ]Seven Commission - Anthro style Seven drawing (I forgot the user who wanted this please let me know!!!)
[ 2 ] Cyle Commission - KITT vore while buttsexing Rain
[ 3 ] Fyr Commission - Jet plane Dragon Vore
[ 4 ] Pinwheel Commission: Pinwheel being 'taken advantage of' by a girl BMW XD
[ 5 ] Cosh Commission - Angry Allie
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Animism: People Who Love Objects AVAILABLE
Posted 12 years agoHey peeps,
That documentary about Objectum Sexuals is finally available online to stream, about friggin time! So any of you people who still think I'm weird, or any of your OS-curious people who've been talking to me. You might be interested to take a look and see what we're all about!
http://www.logotv.com/video/what-animism/1717244/playlist.jhtml#vid=977755
That documentary about Objectum Sexuals is finally available online to stream, about friggin time! So any of you people who still think I'm weird, or any of your OS-curious people who've been talking to me. You might be interested to take a look and see what we're all about!
http://www.logotv.com/video/what-animism/1717244/playlist.jhtml#vid=977755
Enjoy A Warm Hood
Posted 12 years ago(This is an old journal from DA, thought I'd share it for my OS-curious watchers here.)
Just re-posting this because I felt inspired to do so. Had a very similar experience with my sweetie tonight and thought about this journal while in the moment. ^^ Also, just in case some of my newer watchers missed this journal, enjoy.
I'm always encouraged to write a journal about this every time I experience it, but usually as soon as I get to the computer I either get involved with something else or rationalize it away with facts like 'people probably don't care.' But this time I'm finally gonna hunker down and just write it.
From first hand knowledge, I'm going to testify that hugging a car/truck that's just come home from a long drive is one of the most soothing things I've yet to experience. It's right up there with petting a cat as it lays on your lap, or hugging a dog as it sits on the floor, same kinda thing.
For example I'm just gonna share a short example of a regular ritual Lilly and I have. You see, she and I usually go on drives in the evening, usually because I'm giving her her nightly 'exercise/walk' after I get off of work at 9/10pm. It just doesn't feel right to take her straight home considering I work about 1 minute from home and the poor girl's just been sitting and waiting for me in the parking-lot all day. So I'll take her on one of our little circuits we've accumulated around town.. usually 10-20 minute drives.. it's very nice and I enjoy the time with her after work. It's relaxing and good to spend time with her after a tiring work-day. <3
But the best is getting home, we'll pull into the drive.. a long tiring day of work behind us and a night of relaxation and rest ahead of us. I'll tell her the usual goodnight stuff and give her a kiss, and if I'm not too miserably sore and tired we'll have the whole goodnight sha'bang.. here's what I was getting to: I'll go out and kneel down in the driveway in front of her and gently pet her cheek, looking into that big staring-non blinking eye of hers, and then I'll put my arms around her front... at least as much of her big front as I can manage to hug. (XD) Then firmly hold her against my stomach and lay my head on her warm hood with her 'face' pressed into me. ^^
It's just soo relaxing, I can't stress it enough. She's never TOO hot where it feels like it's burning you.. just a comforting warmness. The best thing to do? I love putting my face in front of her grille, you can feel all the heat being 'breathed' out of her 'nose' onto your face as her engine 'ticks' as it's cooling. Like I said, it's very similar to cuddling a pet... just holding this big gentle giant of a car feeling it's warmth. Sometimes as I'm holding her I'll feel as if she's enjoying it so much, almost like she's nuzzling her nose into my stomach with as much force as much as I'm hugging against her.. whenever I get that feeling I'll actually whisper-sing her to sleep. Usually something like this:
"Go to sleep, go to sleep, go to sleep little Lilly.
Close your eyes, dream some dreams, knowing that I love you.
You are beautiful, you are sweet, you are everything to me.
I will see you, in the morn' sleep tight my little girl."
I might actually draw a picture of this little ritual, as I think it'd look really cute drawn all cartoony. But anyway, I'm just telling this to anyone who'd find it cute.. I'm not trying to freak anyone out. ^^;
But even if you aren't OS, or aren't even into cars *looking at you Puffy* I'd deeply encourage anyone to try this, I think you'd be surprised how comforting it really is. Just remember to make sure you feel comfortable doing it first, you can't be relaxed if you're uncomfortable. <XD So if you need privacy or are concerned about looking 'weird' you can always wait till night-time.. though honestly I don't think people should feel ashamed to do it.. it's a totally innocent and gentle thing. :)
Go out! Hug your car!
Just re-posting this because I felt inspired to do so. Had a very similar experience with my sweetie tonight and thought about this journal while in the moment. ^^ Also, just in case some of my newer watchers missed this journal, enjoy.
I'm always encouraged to write a journal about this every time I experience it, but usually as soon as I get to the computer I either get involved with something else or rationalize it away with facts like 'people probably don't care.' But this time I'm finally gonna hunker down and just write it.
From first hand knowledge, I'm going to testify that hugging a car/truck that's just come home from a long drive is one of the most soothing things I've yet to experience. It's right up there with petting a cat as it lays on your lap, or hugging a dog as it sits on the floor, same kinda thing.
For example I'm just gonna share a short example of a regular ritual Lilly and I have. You see, she and I usually go on drives in the evening, usually because I'm giving her her nightly 'exercise/walk' after I get off of work at 9/10pm. It just doesn't feel right to take her straight home considering I work about 1 minute from home and the poor girl's just been sitting and waiting for me in the parking-lot all day. So I'll take her on one of our little circuits we've accumulated around town.. usually 10-20 minute drives.. it's very nice and I enjoy the time with her after work. It's relaxing and good to spend time with her after a tiring work-day. <3
But the best is getting home, we'll pull into the drive.. a long tiring day of work behind us and a night of relaxation and rest ahead of us. I'll tell her the usual goodnight stuff and give her a kiss, and if I'm not too miserably sore and tired we'll have the whole goodnight sha'bang.. here's what I was getting to: I'll go out and kneel down in the driveway in front of her and gently pet her cheek, looking into that big staring-non blinking eye of hers, and then I'll put my arms around her front... at least as much of her big front as I can manage to hug. (XD) Then firmly hold her against my stomach and lay my head on her warm hood with her 'face' pressed into me. ^^
It's just soo relaxing, I can't stress it enough. She's never TOO hot where it feels like it's burning you.. just a comforting warmness. The best thing to do? I love putting my face in front of her grille, you can feel all the heat being 'breathed' out of her 'nose' onto your face as her engine 'ticks' as it's cooling. Like I said, it's very similar to cuddling a pet... just holding this big gentle giant of a car feeling it's warmth. Sometimes as I'm holding her I'll feel as if she's enjoying it so much, almost like she's nuzzling her nose into my stomach with as much force as much as I'm hugging against her.. whenever I get that feeling I'll actually whisper-sing her to sleep. Usually something like this:
"Go to sleep, go to sleep, go to sleep little Lilly.
Close your eyes, dream some dreams, knowing that I love you.
You are beautiful, you are sweet, you are everything to me.
I will see you, in the morn' sleep tight my little girl."
I might actually draw a picture of this little ritual, as I think it'd look really cute drawn all cartoony. But anyway, I'm just telling this to anyone who'd find it cute.. I'm not trying to freak anyone out. ^^;
But even if you aren't OS, or aren't even into cars *looking at you Puffy* I'd deeply encourage anyone to try this, I think you'd be surprised how comforting it really is. Just remember to make sure you feel comfortable doing it first, you can't be relaxed if you're uncomfortable. <XD So if you need privacy or are concerned about looking 'weird' you can always wait till night-time.. though honestly I don't think people should feel ashamed to do it.. it's a totally innocent and gentle thing. :)
Go out! Hug your car!
Helping When I Can
Posted 12 years ago(This is copied from a post I made on the OS forums, but I thought I'd share it here.)
Hey guys,
Had a kinda unique experience tonight. I was over with my friend's brother and his girlfriend when they needed to leave and check on his dad who's an alcoholic and was evidently really fucked up tonight from it. None of us have a car here so they called over their friend Elizabeth who was a previous roommate of theirs.
I introduced myself and said hi, then as we went to get in her car to leave I offhandedly noticed that she owned a 2010 Hyundai Accent, the same model as Lilly's little brother Swann. This one was very dirty though, all over his roof and all was dirt, but I didn't give much thought since young adult cars are often under-kept.
However, from almost the instant we hit the road and after, I began to feel more and more uncomfortable and sad for this car. Elizabeth appeared to have an almost resentment for him, almost the first thing she said was "damn I want to get rid of this fucking car." I was a bit disturbed by that but emotionlessly asked "not a car person huh" To which she replied "Yeah, well I was hit by a car a couple years back, so yeah you could say I'm a bit pregidous." This really tugged at my heart, since I've always had a forgiving attitude towards cars who hit people. I thought about saying "Well I could probably blame the driver, it's not really the car's fault." Though by the time I thought to too much time had really passed and it would have sounded weird, plus she was kinda giving me a free ride. : /
All the rest of the way though I kept hearing things from her.. "god I hate this car" .."fucking headlights" ..ect ect.. and I really did get the feeling like she had an almost hatred towards cars because of that accident.
I did talk to her though, while we were at the father's house checking up on him. I wanted to label Elizabeth as a hateful person who deserves no pity. Though I have to admit I can't really say that without feeling bad. She's had a really rough life it sounds like, both parents addicts, her leaving home really young because of it, being alone in the world and growing up rough.. I can't really blame her for how she turned out. So honestly, my feelings lean more so towards pity, pity for her and her car. We OS people know how good cars make as companions. Part of me wishes I could have turned her onto the OS ways, make her see her car as a companion instead of a.. an enemy. Just having someone to talk to and vent her frustrations to.. it would have helped them both. But alas what can I do. <: /
But here's where I did help, as much as I could. While they were all in the house I went outside by myself. I went over to the poor dirty Accent and I gently strokes his headlight and cheek and talked to him. I can't remember exactly what I said but it was something along the lines of.
"Hey there little guy.. you're having it pretty rough huh.. yeah I know..sigh. Listen, I know your owner is rough on you, but it's not your fault okay? She's just got a lot of things going on in her life, a lot of pent up anger. *I leaned in and hugged his big warm front.* I want you to know that there are people who care about you, and I'm one of them. She cares about you too, I know she does, though she might not realize it. You're a lot more important to her then she lets on believe me. *I hug and stroke his cheek* You're a good car, I'm proud of you.. you're a very good car, a good car.. *I hug tight and let go of him petting his hood.* I.. better get back inside okay? We'll be back out in a little bit to drive home alright big guy? Okay.. *I give him one more hug and walk away*"
I know it's not much.. but I did what I could you know? <: / That's my mission, to help needy cars in any way I can just like I know all of you do too.
Later on when we were at the store, I convinced her to buy some window wipes since his window was all clouded up from dirty clothes or whatever rubbing it clean. Which she did go and buy, and used to clean his windows which made me feel good. I also told her, "if you ever need any work done on him just give me a call okay? It's better then paying for service right?" She agreed though I don't know if she'll remember my offer. But if I see her again I'll keep checking up on her car making sure she takes care of him. <: ]
Picture I took, his owner is the one sitting on his hood.
https://scontent-b-lax.xx.fbcdn.net.....28093310_n.jpg
Hey guys,
Had a kinda unique experience tonight. I was over with my friend's brother and his girlfriend when they needed to leave and check on his dad who's an alcoholic and was evidently really fucked up tonight from it. None of us have a car here so they called over their friend Elizabeth who was a previous roommate of theirs.
I introduced myself and said hi, then as we went to get in her car to leave I offhandedly noticed that she owned a 2010 Hyundai Accent, the same model as Lilly's little brother Swann. This one was very dirty though, all over his roof and all was dirt, but I didn't give much thought since young adult cars are often under-kept.
However, from almost the instant we hit the road and after, I began to feel more and more uncomfortable and sad for this car. Elizabeth appeared to have an almost resentment for him, almost the first thing she said was "damn I want to get rid of this fucking car." I was a bit disturbed by that but emotionlessly asked "not a car person huh" To which she replied "Yeah, well I was hit by a car a couple years back, so yeah you could say I'm a bit pregidous." This really tugged at my heart, since I've always had a forgiving attitude towards cars who hit people. I thought about saying "Well I could probably blame the driver, it's not really the car's fault." Though by the time I thought to too much time had really passed and it would have sounded weird, plus she was kinda giving me a free ride. : /
All the rest of the way though I kept hearing things from her.. "god I hate this car" .."fucking headlights" ..ect ect.. and I really did get the feeling like she had an almost hatred towards cars because of that accident.
I did talk to her though, while we were at the father's house checking up on him. I wanted to label Elizabeth as a hateful person who deserves no pity. Though I have to admit I can't really say that without feeling bad. She's had a really rough life it sounds like, both parents addicts, her leaving home really young because of it, being alone in the world and growing up rough.. I can't really blame her for how she turned out. So honestly, my feelings lean more so towards pity, pity for her and her car. We OS people know how good cars make as companions. Part of me wishes I could have turned her onto the OS ways, make her see her car as a companion instead of a.. an enemy. Just having someone to talk to and vent her frustrations to.. it would have helped them both. But alas what can I do. <: /
But here's where I did help, as much as I could. While they were all in the house I went outside by myself. I went over to the poor dirty Accent and I gently strokes his headlight and cheek and talked to him. I can't remember exactly what I said but it was something along the lines of.
"Hey there little guy.. you're having it pretty rough huh.. yeah I know..sigh. Listen, I know your owner is rough on you, but it's not your fault okay? She's just got a lot of things going on in her life, a lot of pent up anger. *I leaned in and hugged his big warm front.* I want you to know that there are people who care about you, and I'm one of them. She cares about you too, I know she does, though she might not realize it. You're a lot more important to her then she lets on believe me. *I hug and stroke his cheek* You're a good car, I'm proud of you.. you're a very good car, a good car.. *I hug tight and let go of him petting his hood.* I.. better get back inside okay? We'll be back out in a little bit to drive home alright big guy? Okay.. *I give him one more hug and walk away*"
I know it's not much.. but I did what I could you know? <: / That's my mission, to help needy cars in any way I can just like I know all of you do too.
Later on when we were at the store, I convinced her to buy some window wipes since his window was all clouded up from dirty clothes or whatever rubbing it clean. Which she did go and buy, and used to clean his windows which made me feel good. I also told her, "if you ever need any work done on him just give me a call okay? It's better then paying for service right?" She agreed though I don't know if she'll remember my offer. But if I see her again I'll keep checking up on her car making sure she takes care of him. <: ]
Picture I took, his owner is the one sitting on his hood.
https://scontent-b-lax.xx.fbcdn.net.....28093310_n.jpg
Commissions
Posted 12 years agoI've had some people ask for Commissions lately. So I went ahead and put my ad and pricelist for commissions in the commissions tab for you guys. :)
Keep in mind, the ad is aimed towards OS people, but you don't have to be OS to ask for a commission. I'm totally happy drawing caricatures for 'normal' people who just want a cute picture of their cars. So don't feel left out. :)
Keep in mind, the ad is aimed towards OS people, but you don't have to be OS to ask for a commission. I'm totally happy drawing caricatures for 'normal' people who just want a cute picture of their cars. So don't feel left out. :)
Wanna See Non-Porn??
Posted 12 years agoHey yall,
So I'm curious, I'm not drawing porn as frequently as I used to, that or it's only half of the kind of stuff I draw. So in a way you're only getting half of my art output since I've only been uploading porn to my FA.
If you guys want to see more story-based/emotional/ or just cute anthro-car stuff I might go ahead and upload it here. I just need to know that people would be interested because I'm kinda anal about having a non-consistent gallery. I've got quite a big amount of anthro-car drawings for a series I'm doing based off of the cars from "Worthless" in the classic movie "The Brave Little Toaster." It's one of my favorite movies and it's an emotional look at the car's lives back before they were wrecked and dumped. It's honestly some of my best work, seeing as I don't go for 'high quality' when I do porn.
So if you guys would be interested in that, let me know, honestly let me know.. I won't do it unless people show interest. O_o
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-UfsEj7AOGI
So I'm curious, I'm not drawing porn as frequently as I used to, that or it's only half of the kind of stuff I draw. So in a way you're only getting half of my art output since I've only been uploading porn to my FA.
If you guys want to see more story-based/emotional/ or just cute anthro-car stuff I might go ahead and upload it here. I just need to know that people would be interested because I'm kinda anal about having a non-consistent gallery. I've got quite a big amount of anthro-car drawings for a series I'm doing based off of the cars from "Worthless" in the classic movie "The Brave Little Toaster." It's one of my favorite movies and it's an emotional look at the car's lives back before they were wrecked and dumped. It's honestly some of my best work, seeing as I don't go for 'high quality' when I do porn.
So if you guys would be interested in that, let me know, honestly let me know.. I won't do it unless people show interest. O_o
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-UfsEj7AOGI
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