http://www.theguardian.com/film/201.....tre-dies-at-69

FUUUCK!

He was one of my favourite actors. I never saw him in a role I didn't think he was excellent in. From Harry Potter to Galaxy Quest to Love Actually to Die Hard to Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves he was always excellent.

I always loved his outlooks on his work. He never won an oscar and always played the villain but when asked about those he just responded, "Parts win awards, not actors." and, "I don't play villains, I just play interesting characters." with his strong dead-pan dry wit he always had.

I'll seriously miss him. RIP Alan.

Here is a list of commission prices I am currently offering. All are in AUS$. Examples may be NSFW. All prices include up to 4 characters (+$1 for every character after 4). Winged and Detailed characters accepted at no extra charge.

Pencil Sketch $5
Example

Line Art $10
Example

Flat Colour $15
Example

Cell Shaded $20
Example

Full Shaded $25
Example

Comic $40 per page (Up 5 panels per page)
Example

All these come with my 24 hour guarantee. If I don't have at least an approval sketch to you within 24 hours, your commission is half price. All commissions are paid on completion of sketch stage and approval. I am willing to draw anything as long as it abides by the FurAffinity posting rules (e.g. no cub porn). No extra charge for characters with wings or extra characters.

Also open for trades and collabs. Simply note me or comment here with examples of your work. Will say yes in most cases. Also willing to trade for writing if that is where your skill lays.

Requests are still open but I am becoming extremely strict with them and honestly, its either got to be something super relevant to my interests or you have to catch me when I'm in a charitable mood/needing inspiration to draw.

I know there are a lot of different people on here who celebrate different thing, just whatever it is you celebrate, have a good and enjoyable one. I just say Christmas because that's what I celebrate. If you celebrate something different, feel free to wish me a happy that.

Which leads to a question, Satan worshipers, if any are reading this, and I don't mean pagans because I know they are different and I believe celebrate the winter solstice this time of year, but Satan worshipers, do you have a holiday at this time? Or any time? I just don't know and am asking.

Anyway, Merry Christmas ya'll!

 ChaosPatrick posted this journal earlier and I wanted to keep the good vibes going.

Just wanted to say that I love you guys.

You're all awesome.

And I hope you all have long, happy, and healthy lives.

Oh, and I hope that you get laid...if you haven't already.

And I hope that it'll be with your dream guy/gal, or as close to them as possible.

For those of you that have already gotten laid, I wish the same thing except with getting laid again.

So, yeah, go get laid. Not with a hooker or a slut though. Unless you're into that?

...what was I talking about? 8I

So, I went to the doctor because I've had a shitty couple of days healthwise, well, actually, let me go back a bit and let you know what happened.

So Monday night/Tuesday morning I woke up shivering from being cold. I live in Australia and it was a heat wave at the time. So, that night/morning I was shivering, like, after putting 2 blankets on myself and a jumper and then I took a hot shower and I was still shivering. Then, after that stopped I, like, started getting like a fever. Hot and sweating like crazy. Eventually that stopped and I got some sleep. Let me tell you it was very scary at the time.

So anyway, ever since then, I'd had trouble with shortness of breath, no appetite, headaches and getting tired real easy, right? So last night I get crazy light headed and spacey so today I was like, "I gotta see a doctor about this shit." So, I went today and he checked me out and told me it was a sinus infection. He gave me antibiotics and told me to rest till it clears up.

My head still feels super spacey and still have all this shit but its good to know that's what the deal is. thought it was much worse.

https://youtu.be/bY73vFGhSVk

So, this just came out today. I know as a furry I should probably be against it because furries are getting so mainstream. I mean, like they weren't when Disneys Robin Hood came out, but, I love this trailer. Literally everything about it. The characters, the animation. And that slow dawning expression on Flashes face after he hears a joke, just I laugh so hard I cried.

Enjoy!

Hi Guys, try Thai high pies on flybuys for Shyguys!

It's fun to rhyme.

Anyway, ask me anything you want...
Or don't...
Seriously I'm not expecting anyone to. No one did on my last one so, yeah...

Also if a Spanish Optometrist opened a glasses store where he also sold Star Trek cutlery they could call it, "Spicks Specks with Spocks Spoons and Sporks."

Just an idea.

Back again
Halfeb's back
Tell some men.


Wait, what?

Anyway, Finally got my computer back today after a month without it... Seriously, I was getting the shakes... and the fries!

Got a couple of projects I got going that I can get back on track with. Woot for progress.

Stay tuned to hear more!

Or don't.

I'm a dingo not your mother.

Step 1: Make a feature artists journal and put me on the list, include a link to one of your favorite pieces of mine.
Step 2: Link the journal below here in the comments
Step 3: Keep the journal posted for at least 24hrs.
Step 4: I'll pick out my favorite piece by you and add you to the list below of featured artists as well!

This is for ARTISTS ONLY. People who draw and take commissions. This isn't a way for you to get your character more well known, or show off your fancy gun collection. This is a way to help artists help other artists and for people to check out other peoples work. So if you are no an artist this isn't for you.

FEATURED ARTISTS:
 Avencri http://www.furaffinity.net/view/17025313/ - I love this pic because it has so much action and fun in it but you can almost feel the story behind it. Awesome.
 Aimi http://www.furaffinity.net/view/16995494/ I just love that shirt... got to get one of those for Yuna...
 SnowVampire https://www.furaffinity.net/view/16384259/ What can I say? I love Goku.
 BrassKnuckleTime http://www.furaffinity.net/view/17121356/ FETISH!!!
 aFallenWolf http://www.furaffinity.net/view/17789109/ Yay all things Haunter
 Akuva http://www.furaffinity.net/view/17687831/ Because bondage
 Sprinkle-Butt http://www.furaffinity.net/view/17850785/ I just think everything about this piece shows so much talent.
 spacepoptart http://www.furaffinity.net/view/17790498/ I don't think I even need a reason to like this one. It's self explanatory...
 AyaVale http://www.furaffinity.net/view/17728429/ I actually like this whole comic series. Woot! Comics!
 WolfPsalm http://www.furaffinity.net/view/15453698/ Because cute and cozy feelings.

Okay, yestrerdays requests are wiped off the board. Feel free to request anything you like.

Just post a ref and I'll pick a couple to draw.

Seriously? I really want to know? Because my art has really improved and I'm uploading regularly. When I make art for people they're always saying they are amazed how good it is. And I'm drawing lots of porn which is meant to be very popular.

So why? Why isn't my art getting more fav's and comments? I can even offer requests and only get one person ask for one.

So, seriously, what am I doing wrong?

So, I'm kinda running low on the idea train of things to draw. So I'll take a few requests. Be aware that it'll probably be NSFW and I'll only be doing things that really give me inspiration.

Also, TMI Tuesday, Ask me anything you wish ^_^

It's mah birthday today! *blows party favour*

Another year down and survived. Another lap ofthe Sun complete.

So, who's got art for me?

...

*crickets*

... Damn you all...

Okay so I like YCH's I think it's a good indicator so you will know what you're getting and auction style you can get it at a good price.

What pisses me off is when they say "Payment must be madwithin 24 hours" and then take forever to do the picture. You can see above this is my lists of commissions I am currently awaiting.One of them I've been waiting for for over 4 years now. 4 YEARS! Do I want a refund? No. I want what I paid for.

If I have someone commission me or do an art trade, once payment is made or the other half is completed, I have what I have been asked to do done in 24 hours.

TL;DR
Why tell me to give payment within 24 hours then take MONTHS to finish the picture!?!

I hate having a cold. This sucks. I was meant to go to movie world today.

Oh well... guess its just stay in bed till I get better instead... Well, wait till I get better or the sweet embrace of death... either is acceptable...

stolen from  tktktk and  goddessbeat

Just spread some positivity and say something nice about myself.

Me? What do I like about myself?

Well, I like my sense of humour, yeah, I think I'm pretty funny.

I also like my legs. Like seriously, they are pretty fabulous

I also love having broad shoulders. Admit it, they're pretty damn sexy.

I love being relatively tall. Even better having a short fiance. I really do crazy love that fact.

I love being Australian. Most every one thinks I'm awesome with a sexy accent.

I like my personality. I'd want a friend like me.

I like how creative I am. And I'm working on my talent to catch up, so, soon I'll like that too.

What do you like about me?

Check out this lost sonic episode. It's amazing!

https://youtu.be/G7fpM_PyUNE

About freaking time! Now my mother-in-law and my fiances cousin can get married... not to each other, to other people obviously...

Lets just hope Tony Abbott will follow suit.

Wow, and I've only been here... 8 years... hmm, maybe not so amazing that it took me so long...

Anyway, you know what, first five or ten people to send me a note after I reach 1000 watchers get a free coloured request.

Because I owe you all something.

And if you pimp this journal, I'll do a sketch for you anyway. Not necessary for you to do but I'll give you something if you do.

Go here and vote. No votes so far so you can get it ultra cheap.

https://www.furaffinity.net/view/16919758/

So, for those that grew up in Australia, you'll remember Around The Twist. I used to always watch it as a kid. I found it on Australian Netflix so I thought, "Yeah, lets do this. Walk down memory lane time."

So I'm watching it and I'm also thinking about American and Canadian series for kinds weird and spooky stuff like Are You Afraid Of The Dark? and Goosebumps. Now, rewatching Around the Twist I realize, This was a really good show to watch as a kid because it teaches us something.

It teaches us that every weird thing, every spooky spook, aren't actually all that scary if you get to understand it. Ghosts don't want to hurt you, they are just spirits of people who need help. Even evil looking things usually only want something simple. Don't judge a book by its cover and usually the real bad guys are bullies and humans who are greedy.

But, it also makes me remember my childhood when you could make all your friends join you in tune by asking, "Have you ever... ever felt like this?"

Hey dingo fans,

Here is a list of commission prices I am currently offering. All are in AUS$. Examples may be NSFW.

Sketch $5
Example

Line Art $10
Example

Flat Colour $15
Example

Cell Shaded $20
Example

Full Shaded $25
Example

Comic $40 per page
Example

All these come with my 24 hour guarantee. If I don't have at least an approval sketch to you within 24 hours, your commission is half price. All commissions are paid on completion of sketch stage and approval. I am willing to draw anything as long as it abides by the FurAffinity posting rules (e.g. no cub porn). No extra charge for characters with wings or extra characters.

Also open for trades and collabs. Simply note me or comment here with examples of your work. Will say yes in most cases. Also willing to trade for writing if that is where your skill lays.

Requests are still open but I am becoming extremely strict with them and honestly, its either got to be something super relevant to my interests or you have to catch me when I'm in a charitable mood/needing inspiration to draw.

PS. I've added all this to the bottom of y journal for future reference.

Just bored and wanting to do a trade. Leave a link to some examples of your work and we can do something.

1: Full name.
- Halfeb Jones
2: Zodiac sign.
- Virgo
3: 3 fears.
- swimming in open water
- Letting everyone down
- Dying a nobody
4: 3 things I love.
-  ~yuna~
- My family
- Being artistic
5: 4 turn on’s.
- Big boobs
- Submissive women
- Sweetness
- Indulging my imagination
6: 4 turn off’s.
- Being ignored or mistreated
- nasty teeth
- Being too skinny
- Self obsessed people
7: My best friend?
-  ~yuna~ obviously and Ashleigh my high school bf
8: Sexual orientation?
- Straight
9: My best first date?
- Chinese food with Yuna.
10: How tall am I?
- Six foot even
11: What do I miss?
- My brother and my grand mother. My dad at times too. I miss having friends who live near by. Cause sometimes I just want a board game night and that means me, yuna and my mum... I miss having a group of friends and getting things like D&D happening.
12: What time was I born?
- 10 AM.

13: Favorite color?
- Burnt Orange
14: Do I have a crush?
- Yes, Yuna.
15: Favorite quote?
- If every pork chop was perfect we wouldn't have hot dogs.
16: Favorite place?
- In bed with Yuna.
17: Favorite food?
- Chinese food, chicken and bacon.
18: Do I use sarcasm?
- Ohhhh noooo, I never use sarcasm... In short, yes.
19: What am I listening to right now?
- Steven Universe
20: First thing I notice in new person?
- Eyes I think. Never really thought about it.
21: Shoe size?
- AUS Mens 11
22: Eye color?
- Deep Blue.
23: Hair color?
- Light brown
24: Favorite style of clothing?
- Classy casual. Like suits and stuff for everyday wear.
25: Ever done a prank call?
- Yes
26: What color of underwear I’m wearing now?
- Grey...
27: Meaning behind my username?
- Halfeb was a name I created through a random typing excursize and I liked it.
28: Favorite movie?
- Nope, cannot name one. Let's just say the first movie that comes to my head. Footrot Flats
29: Favorite song?
- Ok Go - Do What You Want
30: Favorite band?
- Cat Empire, John Butler Trio, Bare Naked Ladies, Ok Go
31: How I feel right now?
- Tired.
32: Someone I love.
Yuna
33: My current relationship status.
-Taken.
34: My relationship with my parents.
- Great, wish I saw my dad more though
35: Favorite holiday.
- been ages since I had a good holiday, can't remember.
36: Tattoos and piercing I have.
- None . Zero. Zilch.
37: Tattoos and piercing I want.
- don't want any.
38: The reason I joined FA.
- Art and to meet artists.
39: Do I and my last ex hate each other?
- uh... Hate is a strong word, but we kinda drifted apart so we aren't exactly talking friends or anything but I don't hate my last ex.
40: Do I ever get “good morning” or “good night” texts?
- No, but I do get good night's and good mornings.
41: Have I ever kissed the last person I texted?
- *thinks* no... I think...
42: When did I last hold hands?
- Today.
43: How long does it take me to get ready in the morning?
- 30 minutes. I take a long hot shower to wake up, dry, get dressed, toilet time and I'm ready to go.
44: Have I shaved my legs in the past three days?
- No.
45: Where am I right now?
- At home.
46: If I were drunk & can’t stand, who’s taking care of me?
- Yuna, mum and her bf.
47: Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level?
- Reasonable level.
48: Do I live with my Mom and Dad?
- Mum and her bf.
49: Am I excited for anything?
- Yes, trip to Sydney the moving overseas.
50: Do I have someone of the opposite sex I can tell everything to?
- Yep
51: How often do I wear a fake smile?
- Lately? I don't. Used to when I worked.
52: When was the last time I hugged someone?
- Today.
53: What if the last person I kissed was kissing someone else right in front of me?
- Depends what kinda kiss and who it was. But this probebly means romantically so heart broken.
54: Is there anyone I trust even though I should not?
- not at the moment.
55: What is something I disliked about Today?
- people didn't fav or comment on my new pieces.
56: If I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?
- The game grumps.
57: What do I think about most?
- Storylines to write and pictures to draw
58: What’s my strangest talent?
- I can think up an entire music video after hearing a song only 2 or 3 times.
59: Do I have any strange phobias?
- Whales.... What? They freak me out.
60: Do I prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?
- In front.
61: What was the last lie I told?
- don't know. None today I think.
62: Do I prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online?
- Eh, either or.
63: Do I believe in ghosts? How about aliens?
- Yes. Lived with ghosts and of course aliens exist. Whether they've been to Earth or not is a different question.
64: Do I believe in magic?
- Not really, but I believe in the wonder in belief.
65: Do I believe in luck?
- Kinda. I know there's no such thing but I still consider some things lucky and unlucky, so I guess I must.
66: What’s the weather like right now?
- Night, cloudy and cold.
67: What was the last book I’ve read?
- Bravest Warriors: Tales from the Holo John.
68: Do I like the smell of gasoline?
- it's kinda nice.
69: Do I have any nicknames?
- IRL: Clemo & Big M. Online: Halfey.
70: What was the worst injury I’ve ever had?
- Had surgery once, does that count?
71: Do I spend money or save it?
- Spend. I really should save more.
72: Can I touch my nose with a tongue?
- No
73: Is there anything pink in 10 feet from me?
- Yep. A pen.
74: Favorite animal?
- Dingo, ah duh.
75: What was I doing last night at 12 AM?
- In bed cuddling Yuna
76: What do I think Satan’s last name is?
- Batan.
77: What’s a song that always makes me happy when I hear it?
- Do What You Want by Ok Go
78: How can you win my heart?
- Be yourself, honest and have a massive rack. Also think I'm the best thing since sliced bread.
79: What would I want to be written on my tombstone
- Dig here for awesome guy corpse.
80: What is my favorite word?
- Fuck. It's good to say and feels good.
81: My top 5 blogs on tumblr?
- I don’t have.
82: If the whole world were listening to me right now, what would I say?
- Knock off all the shit and just treat each other like you want to be treated.
83: Do I have any relatives in jail?
- No.
84: I accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow me with the super-power of my choice! What is that power?
- Immortality.
85: What would be a question I’d be afraid to tell the truth on?
- How did you do at school.
86: What is my current desktop picture?
- Rotating pictures of Halfeb.
88: Bought condoms?
- Not in a long time.
89: Gotten pregnant?
- No.
90: Failed a class?
- Yes.
91: Kissed a boy?
- No.
92: Kissed a girl?
- Yes.
93: Have I ever kissed somebody in the rain?
- No.
94: Had job?
- Several
95: Left the house without my wallet?
- Too often
96: Bullied someone on the Internet?
- Yeah, but not badly.
97: Had sex in public?
- No.
98: Played on a sports team?
-Yes. Hated it.
99: Smoked weed?
- Once.
100: Did drugs?
- Once.
101: Smoked cigarettes?
- Yes, used to for more work breaks.
102: Drank alcohol?
- Yes.
103: Am I a vegetarian/vegan?
- No. I love meat.
104: Been overweight?
- Yes. A bit.
105: Been underweight?
- Nope.
106: Been to a wedding?
- Yes.
107: Been on the computer for 5 hours straight?
- Yes, I usually do that.
108: Watched TV for 5 hours straight?
- All the time.
109: Been outside my home country?
- Yep. New Zealand and The UK
110: Gotten my heart broken?
- Yeah...
111: Been to a professional sports game?
- Yeah.
112: Broken a bone?
- Never.
113: Cut myself?
- Not in a suicidy way. In a "Ow! Accidentally cut myself..."
114: Been to prom?
- Nope.
115: Been in airplane?
- Yep.
116: Fly by helicopter?
- Nope.
117: What concerts have I been to?
- Green Day, Thirsty Merc, Pseudo Echo and a whole heap of small time bands.
118: Had a crush on someone of the same sex?
- No.
119: Learned another language?
- a little
120: Wore make up?
- Yes.
121: Lost my virginity before I was 18?
- No.
123: Dyed my hair?
- Yeah.
124: Voted in a presidential election?
- Yes.
125: Rode in an ambulance?
- Yeah, hospital transfers.
126: Had a surgery?
- Yes-
127: Met someone famous?
- Yep.
128: Stalked someone on a social network?
- No.
129: Peed outside?
- Yes.
130: Been fishing?
- Yes
131: Helped with charity?
- Yes.
132: Been rejected by a crush?
- Yes. Several times.
133: Broken a mirror?
- Probably
134: What do I want for my birthday?
- Large sack of money.
135: How many kids do I want and what will be their names?
- 2, Liam Frewin and Jean Marie.
136: Was I named after anyone?
- My uncle.
137: Do I like my handwriting?
- Nah, it's shit.
138: What was my favorite toy as a child?
- Biker Mice From Mars Sport Vinnie Action Figure.
139: Favorite TV show?
- Too many to name.
140: Where do I want to live when older?
- Canada maybe?
141: Play any musical instrument?
- Nope.
142: One of my scars, how did I get it?
- Uh, surgery.
143: Favorite pizza topping?
- Meat lovers.
144: Am I afraid of the dark?
- Nope.
145: Am I afraid of heights?
- Nah.
146: Have I ever got caught sneaking out or doing anything bad?
- Not really.
147: Have I ever tried my hardest and then gotten disappointed in the end?
- Yeah.
148: What I’m really bad at.
- Sports.
149: What my greatest achievements are.
- Too tired to think of them. Uh finding a woman willing to marry me.
150: The meanest thing somebody has ever said to me.
- You should just give up on being an artist. You'll never make anything good.
151: What I’d do if I won in a lottery.
- Give some to family and but a house and car, get married and invest.
152: What do I like about myself?
- I'm honest.
153: My closest FA friend.
- Yuna
154: Something I fantasies about.
- Accepting an award for best writing, directing or acting.
155: Would I enjoy being in the Garden of Eden?
- As long as I can have technology too
155: Tag people
Uh  ~yuna~ I guess. And you reading this now.