All right, two sessions down. Didn't have quite the turn out that I wanted, but hey that is what test runs are for. Hope more folks come to the next one as I felt I really got to flex my writing muscle pretty well and others seemed to agree.

Anyways, couple of questions

1. Any ideas on improvements, format changes or the like?

2. Any theme suggestions anyone wants to throw out for the next one? I do need a couple and fan suggested themes might help get more people involved.

3. Crazy idea, anyone want to throw some art at us to write about? Just a general idea I felt would be fun.

Anyways feed back is appreciated and hope to hear from you soon.

All right, close to 11 pm for me folks, time to drop writing Jam 2 link.

https://docs.google.com/document/d/.....it?usp=sharing

Feel free to join us as watchers, or even to write yourself. Looking forward to seeing folks in there. Come have a good time.

First jam session is done, went pretty well but only one other writer showed up. Sall good I know we got busy schedules. Another session starts at 11 pm eastern standard so those west coast furs can join in. Feel free to come and watch, will post another journal about it when things get rolling, but while we wait. Any suggestions on themes for the next set? Give me ideas or I will pick them myself!

All right folks, time to get things rolling, opening up the link for the Jam. Come on in folks and lets have fun folks.

https://docs.google.com/document/d/.....it?usp=sharing

All right folks I have planned as best I can. Will be doing the jam today and I hope folks are excited about it. Will start session 1 at 5 or 6 pm eastern standard time. Will post a link to the jam when I get home and once we gather up our folks we will put pen to paper or rather fingers to keyboard. Hope you all enjoy what we produce and as always get hyped!!!!

All right, now that the great hack has been resolved, time to get back to planning this thing. So if you are interested, we are going to try and do this thing on Saturday. I am actually aiming for two sessions. One starting between 5-6 pm Eastern Standard time, and the second starting at 11 pm Eastern standard time.

So if you want a slot let me know! Already picked the themes.

The warmup in leather.

The main course is gonna be tribal and fox.

The wind down is gonna be cuddling. Figured keep it simple yo!

So folks who wants in on this craziness!

All right folks, so there seems to be some interest in this idea so I shall put up the official Writing Jam official journal.

So to go over some brief ideas I had for the jam to see if folks agree, disagree, or have any suggestions to make it awesome.

First thought days to make it work. I can do the Jam Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, and maybe Saturday night after 5 pm Eastern Standard time. So probably to make my west coast authors happy maybe start around 7 or 8 Eastern Standard time. So folks let me know what days work best for folks and we shall find a day for the most people to join up.

Second thought, have the jam have two, maybe 3 parts.

Part 1 warm up

Pretty simple, a quick prompt and have folks go to town on it. Nothing complicated, maybe something like Glory Hole, or bondage, or even something simple like Tavern. Just a general hey get them fingers lubed up, ok that sounded dirty, I like it. Give folks about ten minutes to write a quick blurb on the subject to be posted up as the Lube up session.

Part 2 Collective Jam time

Here is where the fun part comes in honestly. We hit the random character generator, or ask for donation characters for the jam. Then hit the fetish generator to find what we will be writing about. Jam last 1 hour or till every writer has 2 ten minute sessions. So example 2 people show to write with me, we each get 2 sessions and that puts us right at 1 hour. If only one person comes, then we get 3 ten minute sessions. If 10 people show up (that would be amazing and might break it into two 5 folk groups) then we rock 2 ten minute sessions each to bang out this story. You get ten minutes folks to add your awesome sauce to the jam and that means you hit 10 minutes and you are mid sentence, oh boy next guy gets to finish (like sloppy seconds, or 8ths depending on how far in we are).

Part 3 (maybe) Cool Down cuddle.

Pretty simple, a less intense writing bit where we just free form and tag in and out on a final topic that focuses on a species. So say horses. Opens with someone describing a horse character, someone tags in and writes where they are, and so forth till probably everyone has a quick go to relax us from the jam. Lets everything chill a bit and no time limit so this might be long or just a short paragraph or two.

Final part. I plan to post up the jam's results and everyone who participated is free to do the same. Gives all the writers some exposure to everyone's audience, and shows FA just how many writers we have.

Issues I see happening.

Lets be honest not everyone's skill level is the same, and we are trying to merge a bunch of styles together and that is like mixing oil and water, cats and dogs, aliens and marines. Sure it can make something awesome or it can be a cluster cuss, shit happens. This is not about tearing people down or making folks feel bad, this is all about helping each other out and improving skills and methods to make us all better writers. Are we gonna produce the next Game of Thrones, probably not, but can we make something we can look at as a group and see the flaws in our own writing as well as how to make things better. I believe so. So keeping critics and griping to a minimum is essential.

Final words.

All right folks, if you are interested, please comment below so I can get a list of authors, and give me your preferred day to give this a whirl. I am aiming for starting between 5-9 Eastern Standard time so the west coast folks can have their day and join in, and us eastern standard folks aren't up till like 3 am over here. For those outside of this time zone range I am sorry, will try and organize one for you folks too or maybe pass that off to someone who is in those times. So let me hear from you folks and lets rock this Jam!

So curious if anyone else would be interested in a writing colab project. Basically open up google docs and have each writer take turns crafting the story with some basic rules in place. Any authors interested in such an endevour or would folks even be interested in reading such a story.

So, for fun. I commissioned a short story from someone offering fairly cheap quick short stories. They gave a general idea and you provide a general description of what you want and they write it. Got 2, first one was quite good, second one didn't really do what I had asked for. So I said as much and after some back and forth discussion with the author I was given a blanket, you want a refund or a fight, if a refund ask, if a fight go get it from your friends.

I asked for a refund and was informed I was being added to the blacklist and I was being blocked. I find this a bit funny as originally the piece was purchased cause I enjoy the writing style and I thought it sounded fun.

I understand that for short stories like that you can't get overly complicated bits but I thought I had asked for something that would fit but not a whole lot of details would be added which I was fine with. However some of what I wanted wasn't included and the group was reduced to just two characters and the main focus I wanted was not included. So I feel somewhat justified saying that I wasn't happy with it. However getting told I should feel happy I got such a good piece and only paid a little for it even if it wasn't what I originally ordered.

So folks, did I overreact here? I asked for a certain story, got something different but should I feel glad and happy I got something at all, or annoyed that I got something different then what I asked for?

Regardless of being blocked not planning on commissioning this person again even if I am unblocked. Just found it a bit unprofessional that I paid for a story and rather than being understanding that what was commissioned was not delivered, I was basically told be happy you got something at all like it was a privilege. Or is this just how things are supposed to be? You got something even if it was wrong so shut up and give me money.

And folks wonder why I have been unhappy with commissions recently. Situations like this.

All right folks, rant time. Not really a major one, but just to explain my thoughts and my actions recently.

Long of the short, I have been burned on commissions recently. Either they turned out different then I wanted, and when I expressed I didn't like them the ones I commissioned argued that the changes were needed or they didn't seem to care. Some have said sorry and then argued as to justify their choices and very few have been sincerely apologetic about the whole ordeal, though it is still irksome that it happened. Just doing a quick search 18 pieces I commissioned be it art or stories had issues. 18, that is an insane number given how much I commission.

I understand some folks abuse artists and writers when it comes to commissions asking for multiple changes, or reworks and the like. I have never felt I ask too much for edits, but I could be wrong, so folks I have commissioned feel free to tell me if I ask too much.

Long of the short, I think I am going to adopt a new policy of I will only commission people till I get burned once, be it they changed a key detail of the story, drew it in a way I was unhappy with, or argued with me when I asked for the piece I am paying for to be corrected. I get burned, those folks don't get my money again.

This brings me to the YCH, I get it now, more so than I ever have. The beauty of them is you know exactly what you are getting, how it is going to look and everything. It is an already finished picture just needs to be edited to make it fit what the buyer wants. So yeah folks might dislike them, and many might hate them but understand it is the easiest way for folks who want art or stories to get exactly what they want and know there is going to be no drama that comes from it when a detail is messed up.

Anyways that is all folks.

Hey, friend of mine has commissions opened, he wanted a signal boost. *starts to scream and power up*

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

*goes super signal boost blue*

http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/7494004/

Ask away folks.

So I had a commission fall through on me and was refunded. So since I promised some parts to other people I need a bit of help tracking down a writer to knock this out.

Long of the short story is goin to be a 2v2 match with fairly long rounds. At each submission the other team gets 5 minutes to fuck and abuse the fighter who submitted. From there the match continues but the fighter swap so if fighter a and 1 were fighting and 1 submitted. Then fighter b and 2 would start to fight after the five minutes. Beyond that each round lasts and hour and a 30 min break between rounds. They keep fighting till one team refuses to keep going due to fatigue and sexual exhaustion/breaking. Only so many ass fucks one can take right. Anyways. Looking for a fairly deep coverage of the fight. Breaks can be hand wave pretty easily. With the focus on the fight where they are both physically attacking one another but also attacking sexually. I am looking mean cock grabs. Mauling some titties and a kick or two to the fish taco and stones and pillar is totally fine. Anyone know a writer that might do well with that?

All right, so I need a female fighter for a story 2v2 match. You would be teamed up with Zavis against Silver and Gazzy, both big strong bunnies, one green, one silver, both with cocks and one with a pussy yay.

Rules for the fight are simple. Hardcore match, wrestling, fighting, and sexing it up. Look for your breasts and cunt to take a beating till you submit. Upon submission you are gonna get fucked hard BDSM style. I mean your ass and pussy are gonna get split good. Now to be fair, if you get them to submit you get to do the same to them, equal opportunity there.

As for other rules, 1 hour rounds, 30 min rest between rounds, tagging out is allowed, but if you tag you get 5 minutes to fight before another tag can be made. Double teaming is allowed but only in the team area. Fight goes on till one team submits completely and refuses to keep fighting. Then the winners get to enjoy the spoils of their victory for the weekend.

Keep in mind, this is gonna be a rough fight, and you are gonna get fucked hard. But the rewards are delicious but the consequences are also big too. So who is up to get fucked and fight!

thanks found one via Skype.

Ask away folks. Bored and stuck at work.

Got called in again on my day off for an offsite catering. Ask away as I sit here bored.

Pick a number and I shall answer


1. What tends to feel better for you, sex or masturbation?
2. Your 5 favorite spots to be stimulated.
3. Have you ever had your prostate stimulated?
4. Have you ever had an orgasm from anywhere other than your genitals?
5. Do you prefer clitoral or vaginal stimulation?
6. Can you touch your clitoris directly, or does that hurt?
7. Are you well-acquainted with your G-spot?
8. Are handjobs boring, or underrated?
9. Do you like having your balls touched?
10. Do you like having your nipples touched?
11. Do you like having your anus touched?
12. Have you ever been fisted (anally or vaginally)?
13. Do you like mild roughness (scratching, spanking, hair-pulling, etc.)?
14. Do you have any kinks?
15. Are you into anything under the BDSM umbrella?
16. Do you pee in the shower?
17. Do you ever masturbate in the shower?
18. Have you had sex in the shower?
19. Do you like being naked?
20. Do you sleep partially/fully naked?
21. Have you ever skinny dipped?
22. What's the most unusual thing you've done nude?
23. Have you ever to a nude beach, naked party, or other situation involving casual nudity?
24. Are you comfortable being seen partially/fully naked by family or friends (i.e. getting dressed, etc.)?
25. Are you comfortable with partners seeing you nude in non-sexual contexts?
26. Have you ever showered with someone (non-sexually)?
27. Do you care if a partner sees you going to the bathroom?
28. Do you have naked pictures/videos of yourself? If yes, have you sent them to anyone? Are they online?
29. How many sexual partners have you had?
30. How often do you masturbate?
31. Age you started masturbating? How did you discover/learn about it?
32. What position do you typically masturbate in (laying on back, on stomach, sitting up, etc.)?
33. Describe your masturbation routine, technique, etc.
34. What do you masturbate to (porn, smut, imagination, etc.)?
35. Have you ever masturbated to the point you got sore?
36. Your thoughts the first time you got up close and personal with the opposite set of genitals?
37. Have you ever "compared" (genitals, breasts, whatever) with a friend?
38. What kind of underwear do you normally wear?
39. Do you ever go commando?
40. Have you ever had a wet dream/orgasmed in your sleep?
41. How big is your penis?
42. Does your penis curve at all?
43. Which testicle hangs lower?
44. How big are your breasts?
45. Do you have long or short labia? Are they even or uneven?
46. Do you have a particularly large or tiny clitoris?
47. Are you circumcised or no? Are you happy with it?
48. Are you turned on or off by foreskin, or don't care?
49. What are you more into (or like more about yourself), boobs or butts?
50. Do you find genitals physically attractive, or weird/gross, or not feel strongly either way?
51. Do you like the way your genitals look?
52. Would you be able to pick out your genitals from a lineup?
53. Do you like your butt?
54. What do you do with your pubic hair (shave, trim, wax, nothing, etc.)?
55. Do you care/have a preference what partners do with their pubic hair?
56. Do you tuck your penis a certain way (i.e. left or right) when you get dressed?
57. Do you have or want any genital piercings? Do you like any on other people?
58. What is the quickest you've ever brought yourself (or been brought) to orgasm?
59. Do you ever "edge" (repeatedly stop and start) when masturbating?
60. What's the longest masturbation session you've had? Longest sex session?
61. What's the most orgasms you've had in one session (of anything)?
62. Do your orgasms tend to be full-body, or crotch-centric?
63. Spit or swallow?
64. When you ejaculate, do you more shoot or dribble?
65. Is it hot or gross to get ejaculated on?
66. Do you "squirt?"
67. Have you ever attempted (or succeeded) to give yourself oral?
68. Have you ever given/received a footjob, boobjob, etc.?
69. Have you ever had sex in a public place?
70. Have you ever had sex in a bed/on a couch that didn't belong to either of you?
71. Have you ever had sex/masturbated while somebody was sleeping near you?
72. How many rooms of your house/apartment/etc. have you had sex in?
73. Strangest/most unique place you've had sex? How about masturbated?
74. Have you had any sexual experiences that were downright gross?
75. Are you particularly "vocal" when masturbating/having sex?
76. Have you ever been caught masturbating/having sex?
77. Have you had or do you want to have a threesome (or foursome, or more)?
78. Do you own any sex toys?
79. Have you ever used a homemade sex toy, or a regular object as a sex toy?
80. Can a dildo feel as good as a penis (assuming the person with the penis is good at what they do)?
81. What are your favorite positions?
82. Your most embarrassing sexual experience?
83. Worst place/time you've ever gotten a boner?
84. Have you ever had any genital injuries?
85. Have you ever had a sexually transmitted infection?
86. Have you ever had a non-sexually transmitted genital infection (yeast infection, etc)?
87. If you lack a penis, have you ever tried to pee standing up?
88. If you lack a penis, how familiar are you with how you look down there?
89. Do you think you're "good" at sex, or your performance/skill could use improvement?
90. Have you "sexted" (whether through text messaging or IM chat)?
91. Have you masturbated for or with someone via webcam?
92. Have you have phone sex?
93. If you had the opposite set of genitals for a day, name 5 things you would do.
94. What's something you like about your body?
95. What's something you dislike about your body?
96. What body parts do you find the sexiest?
97. What was your most recent sexual thought?
98. Do you ever just play with your boobs, penis, labia, etc.?
99. When was the last time you touched your genitals?
100. Do you often imagine people naked?

Anyways, time for updates folks. Long of the short, these last few months have not been the greatest to be honest. My grandma passed at the start of September then my roommate had job issues and things have been quite tight. Combine that with going through my birthday, and my dad's minus my grandma plus Christmas was really rough. My grandpa's Alzheimer's has gotten worse since her passing and it has been rough on everyone. Add to that my battle with food poisoning during that time period and work being crazy with about a quarter of our staff going on medical leave to due surgery, pregnancy, or just random accident that put them on the injured reserve list and this being our busiest time of the year and things got crazy there for a while.

Oh and to cap it off a triple whammy with my car. It was broken into, needs new breaks and the struts are about to snap like a cheap toothpick. So a good deal of my motivation and drive kind of died these last few months. I know, others have it tougher then me and I am kind of a dick for letting it affect me the way it has. No excuses. However it is a new year, and things are looking up. Multiple folks coming back to work, taxes just around the corner, and I do believe next paycheck I can afford to fix the breaks and struts on my car. So yay there.

Anyways, I know folks have been wondering where I dropped off to and why I have been so distant recently. Those are most of the reason.

Anyways thanks for putting up with moody snake, now he has to put out for you to get back in the swing of things.

Also, been really lazy in keeping track of art I got. Anyone seen anything I have commissioned in the last while that isn't posted to my gallery? I want to get all my ducks in a row and get things posted so I can get things moving along again and keep that smut stream a flowing for you guys.

So peace out!

You know the drill peeps. Ask away.

Name: Zavis Hand
Species: Ball Python
Sex: Male
Nationality: American
Fighting Style: Boxing, Wrestling
Age: 25
Height: 5'7"
Weight: 150-155 lb


--Combat--

Fighting Style: wrestling, boxing, constricting
Stances (Describe):

Hobby: Boxing, reading, wrestling, cooking, DnD (doesn't like to talk about that one much to people outside of his group lol) .
Likes: Working, hanging out, watching bad movies, reading, boxing, sleeping
Dislikes: Assholes, super super spicey food, cold, curling (don't get it)
Fetishes: femdom, pegging, musk, bondage (giver), leather
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/10031503/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/9785839/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/8980048/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/8752445/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/5782602/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/5305356/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/5104562/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4621050/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2687850/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2612354/
--History--

Personal History:


Fighting/Tournament Experiences:

Zavis is a fun loving guy, who loves to trash talk in the ring and watching matches, however it rarely goes beyond that. He is a avid boxer and has eagerly moved to other form's of one on one fighting like wrestling. A workaholic, Zavis focuses on his job, and his hobbies with equal passion. To escape from the insanity of his normal job he moved to sports such as boxing and wrestling to work out the frustration of working in the service industry and it quickly moved into more sexual forms of combat. Appling to the N.S.F.W. leauge, he hopes to face new challenges and see how long he can keep his cool before blow it.

Beyond that Zavis was a leading member in the Circuit and crucial in its attempted take over. Now that that has failed, the snake is reassessing himself and figuring out what to do from here.

Comment below and I'll tell you things about you... or, if I don't know you I'll just make something up.

I will:

1. Tell you what animal/creature you remind me of.
2. Tell you what color I think fits you.
3. Tell you how I feel about you.
4. Insult you.
5. Tell you my favorite OC of yours. (If you have one...)
6. Tell you what season you remind me of.
7. Tell you what food you smell like in my head.
8. Think of a random nickname for you.
9. Tell you what element you remind me of.
10. Ask you to put this in your journal without using the word 'tag'

 konubadger tagged me

Hey Karyin is doing a thing, circle jerk awesomeness. Go jump in, pay what you want story from an awesome author. Sexy stuff happening so go go now!

http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/6989970/

Ask me a what if question an I shall answer as best I can. Stuck at a catering with lots of down time so should get some fun answers. So ask away peoples.

Yo ask me something, I am boooooooorrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeddddddddd

Bring on the questions bitch. I am here to answer all!!!