1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
'n have too.

2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
morning or night - ain't big on sex at work.

3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
side that ain't against the wall.

4. Pork, beef, or chicken?
the one with th' meat in it.

5. Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke?
nope

6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
yes - got five hundred bucks.

7. Shower or bath?
shower.

8. Do you pee in the shower?
hell no.

9. Mexican or Chinese?
long as it isn't fast food, i ain't picky.

10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
ain't picky.

11. Do you love someone on your friend list?
you betcha

12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
no, they're complete and total strangers - WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?

:P

13. Love or money?
least with money, you aren't living on the street.

14. Credit cards or cash?
cash.

15. Has there ever been anyone in your family you wish wasn't?
understatement.

16. Would you rather go camping or to a 5 star hotel?
definitely camping.

17. What is the weirdest place you have had sex?
Trunk of a car.

18. Would you shave your entire body (including your head) for money?
wouldn't be takin' much off.

19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Yes.

20. Ever been to a bar?
Yes.

21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club?
nope

22. Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere?
hell no.

23. Kissed someone of the same sex?
done more than that, darlin'.

24. Favorite drink?
1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
Yes.

2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Yes.

3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
The one I happen to sleep on.

4. Pork, beef, or chicken?
Yes.

5. Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke?
Only once.

6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
No.

7. Shower or bath?
Shower.

8. Do you pee in the shower?
No.

9. Mexican or Chinese?
Yes.

10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Aggressive.

11. Do you love someone on your friend list?
More than one.

12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
An odd question.

I don't have any strangers on my friends list...

I think a strangers list would be... a phone book?

13. Love or money?
Had and lost both. flip a coin.

14. Credit cards or cash?
Boullion.

15. Has there ever been anyone in your family you wish wasn't?
Um... Most of my family.

16. Would you rather go camping or to a 5 star hotel?
At least when I'm camping, I don't need to put up with obnoxious staff.

17. What is the weirdest place you have had sex?
*giggle* No comment.

18. Would you shave your entire body (including your head) for money?
If there were sufficient zeroes, I might.

19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Yes.

20. Ever been to a bar?
Yes.

21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club?
Never.

22. Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere?
No.

23. Kissed someone of the same sex?
Yes.

24. Favorite drink?
Piña colada.

25. Had sex in a movie theater?
Alley behind one.

26. Had sex in a bathroom?
's overrated.

27. Have you ever had sex at work?
nope.

28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
yep. first name basis with some of th' owners, too.

29. Bought something from an adult store?
an' then some.

30. Have you been caught having sex?
yep

31. Does anyone have naughty pics of you?
nope

32. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
ain't sure.

Well, job's going better than ever, an' I spend a lotta time training and working out of state to boot.

Even got to spend a little time in NYC - like that place.

Gotta have teeth to get in an' through there.

Still got a house and a vocation.

Also got some of the awesomest friends in th' world.

Been two years, been wearin' blinders about it... but it's pretty obvious it just ain't gonna work with Rithy anymore... been obvious to th' people who are really close to me... how little our lives really interact, even here...

We've danced together, loved each other deeply, been playmates and inspired each other...

But our lives are too divergent, too seperate...

I woke up one morning, and realized, I'm still alone, and I have been...for 17 years.

Love y' always, Rithy...

But this just ain't gonna work.

1) Who are you?
2) Are we friends?
3) When and how did we meet?
4) Would you kiss me?
5) Give me a nickname and explain why.
6) Describe me in 1 word.
7) What was your first impression of me?
8) Do you still think the same?
9) What reminds you of me?
10) If you could give me anything, what would it be?
11) How well do you know me?
12) Are you gonna put this in your journal and see what I say about you?
13) Would you meet up with me?

This will be a laugh - got it from Zay

Instructions:
Start with 100%. Bold everything you've done and subtract 1% for everything that you've done. Then repost as you're __% pure.


1. Smoked
2. Drank alcohol
3. Cried when someone died
4. Been drunk
5. Had sex
6. Been to a concert
7. Gotten/given a hand job
8. Gotten/given a blow job
9. Been verbally/sexually harassed
10.Verbally/sexually harassed somebody

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 90%

11. Felt someone up and/or been felt up
12. Laughed so hard something came out of your nose.
13. Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend before.
14. Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend
15. Been to prom.
16. Cried at school
17. Gotten lost in a WalMart or a department store.
18. Went streaking
19. Given or received a lap dance.
20. Had someone of the opposite sex in your room

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 84%

21. Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over
22. Slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house
23. Kissed a stranger
24. Hugged a stranger
25. Went scuba diving
26. Driven a car
27. Gotten an x-ray
28. Hit by a car
29. Had a party
30. Done serious drugs

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 73%

31. Played strip poker/darts/basketball
32. Got paid to strip for someone
33. Run away from home.
34. Broken a bone.
35. Eaten sushi
36. Bought porn
37. Watched porn
38. Made porn
39. Had a crush on someone of the same sex
40. Been in love

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 65%

41. French kissed <--- Men, women.
42. Laughed so hard you cried
43. Cried yourself to sleep
44. Laughed yourself to sleep
45. Stabbed yourself
46. Shot a gun <--- Job
47. Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day
48. Been online for 9 consecutive hours.
49. Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours.
50. Watched an animal die. <--- Food

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 55%

51. Watched a person die
52. Kissed and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person present.
53. Pranked somebody.
54. Put somebody in the hospital
55. Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out
56. Kissed somebody of the same sex
57. Dressed punk
58. Dressed goth
59. Dressed preppy <--- Need a seven digit paycheck to do this
60. Been to a motocross race

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 46%

61. Avoided somebody
62. Been stalked
63. Stalked someone
64. Met a celebrity.
65. Played an instrument. <--- bass guitar
66. Ridden a horse <-- Just once
67. Cut yourself <-- Oki and knives... gonna happen once
68. Bungee jumped.
69. Ding dong ditched somebody.
70. Been to a wild party.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 36%

71. Got caught stealing something.
72. Kicked/punched a guy in the balls.
73. Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend.
74. Gone out with your friend's crush.
75. Got arrested.
76. Been pregnant.
77. Babysat
78. Been to another country. <--- Thailand
79. Started your house on fire.
80. Had an encounter with a ghost.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 35%

81. Donated your hair to cancer patients.
82. Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by.
83. Cried over a family member of the opposite sex.
84. Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for 3 months or more.
85. Sat on your butt all day
86. Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself.
87. Had a job.
88. Gotten cut from a sports team. <--- Oki does not likes football.
89. Been called a whore.
90. Danced like a whore

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 29%

91. Been mistaken for a celebrity. <--- Lucy Lawless.
92. Been in a car accident.
93. Been told you have beautiful eyes.
94. Been told you have beautiful hair.
95. Raped somebody. <--- no WAY.
96. Danced in the rain.
97. Been rejected.
98. Walked out of a restaurant without paying.
99. Punched someone/slapped someone in the face.
100. Been raped

FINAL PERCENT: 23%

Yeah, i'm about as pure as a pool of industrual runoff xD

Well, today's my hatching day. I get to be 36 for my next year in scales... Got a new hours, an' a new life, training my tail off during th' week, so I can do what I love doin'.

Still in love with my mate, too.

"...to take the part of your soul where loss and pain and hate and sadness, and the root of your nightmares are... He who takes the mechanical and the organic and the obscene and the twisted and the nightmare and he weaves them together, he transforms the subject of his work into something sublime and terrible, something unique, and fascinating - that is Giger." - Oki Korobase

Yep, just moved just about the entire width of the country, in winter... took forever, but now I am here in the Northeast.

Been hearin' about this place for ages, first time in this place... Few people I know and a few more that i love with all my bifurcated heart are regulars here.

Seems pretty cool.

that said... I really hope I don' look like too much of an egotistical jackass from that dang profile *giggle*