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Dat Nadow gots me tagged!
Posted 14 years agoThis guy here 
nadow dared to tag me. So now I am brutally forced to post this journal. Evil world, poor snake!
Sssssoooo, thissss issss what I have to do, dear lissstenersss...
Comment here and I will...
1. Tell you something I'll learn about you by looking at your FA page for 13 seconds.
2. Tell you which color you remind me of.
3. Tell you my first memory of you.
4. Tell you what Pokemon you remind me of.
5. Ask you something I've always wondered about you, and your answer has to be as vague as possible to keep the suspense.
6. Tell you my favorite thing about you.
7. Give you a weird nickname
8. Tell you what's on my shirt right now.
9. Challenge you to post this on your journal
nadow dared to tag me. So now I am brutally forced to post this journal. Evil world, poor snake! Sssssoooo, thissss issss what I have to do, dear lissstenersss...
Comment here and I will...
1. Tell you something I'll learn about you by looking at your FA page for 13 seconds.
2. Tell you which color you remind me of.
3. Tell you my first memory of you.
4. Tell you what Pokemon you remind me of.
5. Ask you something I've always wondered about you, and your answer has to be as vague as possible to keep the suspense.
6. Tell you my favorite thing about you.
7. Give you a weird nickname
8. Tell you what's on my shirt right now.
9. Challenge you to post this on your journal
Python rant about "Good" "mhm" "I see" Furs! >:[==<
Posted 14 years agoFurry: Hi!
Me: Hey! Nice to meetcha!^^
Furry: Hehe, yes.
*pause*
Me: And? How's things with you?
Furry: Good.
Furry: You?
Me: Am okay, enjoying the evening, having a coffee and such! :)==<
Furry: Nice
*pause*
Furry: Sup?
Me: Ah, not too much, evening's calm, am listening to music and such.
Furry: Mhm.
*pause*
Furry: Nice feets.
Me: Hehe, yeah, nice, big and... powerful. :]==<
Furry: I see
*pause*
Me: *slightly annoyed meanwhile* And? Anything I can do for you?
Furry: Nah... dunno what to talk about
Furry: Talk about you a bit.
Okay, why do I post this little, in quotes, "conversation"?
Because this is the sort of "conversation" I am having more and more often for quite some time. It usually starts with a PM, someone asking me if he/she can have my messenger addy. Okay, I give him/her my messenger, and then we do have this nice talk like the one above.
Now I absolutely know and understand that some peeps are shier than others, some are more talkative, some less. Absolutely okay. But guys... are you serious with THIS kind of conversation? Typing one word, two word, perhaps three word replies?
Is that ALL these people got?
I mean, why do people like these want others messenger addresses if they simply don't know what to talk about or, as I take it, if they obviously DO NOT wanna talk? If you want my MSN addy, there MUST be a reason why you want it, or not?
Let's imagine the following scenario. You're at home, and suddenly your doorbell rings. You open the door, and outside stands a stranger. He doesn't want to come in, doesn#t need help and also doesn't want to talk.
WHY did he rang the bell, then?
Dudes and dudettes, serious now: I love to meet new people. I do NOT expect essays from you. I do NOT expect you to tell me your whole biography, either. I only expect a bit more than this "Hi" "Mhm" "Good" "I see" "Dunno what to say" stuff. Are these people so much into online gaming that their communication abilities are reduced to their hot key commands like "Attack!" "Help me!" "Move left!" "Gotcha!" or what?
If you wanna contact me, go ahead! I LOVE to talk to you! But not under these circumstances. Show me that you're still able to express yourself. "Hello Greer, I know you from this and that place or we met at this and that forum. I think we share some interests, and I'd like to RP with you." THAT's a start!
THAT IS... CONVERSATION!
Pheew... this was something I really need to get off my (in non-anthro mode) seven metre long chest. XD
Me: Hey! Nice to meetcha!^^
Furry: Hehe, yes.
*pause*
Me: And? How's things with you?
Furry: Good.
Furry: You?
Me: Am okay, enjoying the evening, having a coffee and such! :)==<
Furry: Nice
*pause*
Furry: Sup?
Me: Ah, not too much, evening's calm, am listening to music and such.
Furry: Mhm.
*pause*
Furry: Nice feets.
Me: Hehe, yeah, nice, big and... powerful. :]==<
Furry: I see
*pause*
Me: *slightly annoyed meanwhile* And? Anything I can do for you?
Furry: Nah... dunno what to talk about
Furry: Talk about you a bit.
Okay, why do I post this little, in quotes, "conversation"?
Because this is the sort of "conversation" I am having more and more often for quite some time. It usually starts with a PM, someone asking me if he/she can have my messenger addy. Okay, I give him/her my messenger, and then we do have this nice talk like the one above.
Now I absolutely know and understand that some peeps are shier than others, some are more talkative, some less. Absolutely okay. But guys... are you serious with THIS kind of conversation? Typing one word, two word, perhaps three word replies?
Is that ALL these people got?
I mean, why do people like these want others messenger addresses if they simply don't know what to talk about or, as I take it, if they obviously DO NOT wanna talk? If you want my MSN addy, there MUST be a reason why you want it, or not?
Let's imagine the following scenario. You're at home, and suddenly your doorbell rings. You open the door, and outside stands a stranger. He doesn't want to come in, doesn#t need help and also doesn't want to talk.
WHY did he rang the bell, then?
Dudes and dudettes, serious now: I love to meet new people. I do NOT expect essays from you. I do NOT expect you to tell me your whole biography, either. I only expect a bit more than this "Hi" "Mhm" "Good" "I see" "Dunno what to say" stuff. Are these people so much into online gaming that their communication abilities are reduced to their hot key commands like "Attack!" "Help me!" "Move left!" "Gotcha!" or what?
If you wanna contact me, go ahead! I LOVE to talk to you! But not under these circumstances. Show me that you're still able to express yourself. "Hello Greer, I know you from this and that place or we met at this and that forum. I think we share some interests, and I'd like to RP with you." THAT's a start!
THAT IS... CONVERSATION!
Pheew... this was something I really need to get off my (in non-anthro mode) seven metre long chest. XD
Commission Competition
Posted 14 years agoThis guy here 
theshortone does a commission competition, so have a look! http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/...../#cid:22790891
theshortone does a commission competition, so have a look! http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/...../#cid:22790891RP commissions?
Posted 14 years agoHello dudes and dudettes!
I do have the following question: I am a member of the furry community for almost eight years now, first playing as Talon, an anthrop megaraptor, meanwhile as Greer, the anthro rock python. During all that time I became more and more experienced with roleplays and had lots of it.
Now how does this sound to you? I am wondering if it will be possible to sell roleplays. Let's say you pay three bucks for one RP. What will you get?
We'll meet on IM messenger or whatever place and I am fully concentrating on YOU, with lots of time left for the RP.
You decide about the content of the RP. I can be dom or sub and am very experienced when it comes to feet'n paws. Snuff is always fun to do, but absolutely NO must, Greer can also be nice and gentle. Stuff ranges from simple pawplay (sniffing, footrub and such) to the more extreme stuff (smothering/suffocating my prey with my feet using various tools and techniques).
Greer's feet are usually NOT gross/repulsive/unwashed unless you want them to be a little bit more potent. So... really think about your desires, because Greer does NOT know the word "mercy" or the common yell "need AIIIIR!" :3
I think it should work like this: pay three bucks and send me a description of the RP you're thinking /dreaming of, and off we go.
You can also expect long, descriptive posts from me, for I love describing Greer's moves and actions as detailed as possible.
Yeah, some ideas... what do ye think about such an approach? Sounds funny, I guess, but I plan to use the money for future commissions, so you can be sure that you'll invest your bucks into quite useful stuff here. XD
I do have the following question: I am a member of the furry community for almost eight years now, first playing as Talon, an anthrop megaraptor, meanwhile as Greer, the anthro rock python. During all that time I became more and more experienced with roleplays and had lots of it.
Now how does this sound to you? I am wondering if it will be possible to sell roleplays. Let's say you pay three bucks for one RP. What will you get?
We'll meet on IM messenger or whatever place and I am fully concentrating on YOU, with lots of time left for the RP.
You decide about the content of the RP. I can be dom or sub and am very experienced when it comes to feet'n paws. Snuff is always fun to do, but absolutely NO must, Greer can also be nice and gentle. Stuff ranges from simple pawplay (sniffing, footrub and such) to the more extreme stuff (smothering/suffocating my prey with my feet using various tools and techniques).
Greer's feet are usually NOT gross/repulsive/unwashed unless you want them to be a little bit more potent. So... really think about your desires, because Greer does NOT know the word "mercy" or the common yell "need AIIIIR!" :3
I think it should work like this: pay three bucks and send me a description of the RP you're thinking /dreaming of, and off we go.
You can also expect long, descriptive posts from me, for I love describing Greer's moves and actions as detailed as possible.
Yeah, some ideas... what do ye think about such an approach? Sounds funny, I guess, but I plan to use the money for future commissions, so you can be sure that you'll invest your bucks into quite useful stuff here. XD
Paws: Anaconda vs Python
Posted 14 years agoStrange topic, eh? Well, a buddy and me had a discussion:
What is more powerful when it comes to anthro snakes?
A: Anaconda feet after a day in combat boots
or
B: Python feet after a day in running shoes
I, of course, take "B" :]==<
What is more powerful when it comes to anthro snakes?
A: Anaconda feet after a day in combat boots
or
B: Python feet after a day in running shoes
I, of course, take "B" :]==<
Paw smother techniques for discussion
Posted 14 years agoAs you all know pythons like me kill by suffocating their prey. Usually with coils, okay, but as an anthro snake I do have some more possibilities. My favourite methof of taking one's breath is by footsmothering him/her, and now I'm just pondering what kind of different tactics would be possible here... perhaps even for future pic-commissions.
So, what do we have?
1. The good old "foot on face" classic, as shown here. http://www.furaffinity.net/view/5549098/
2. Same as 1, but with added "sitting on victim": http://www.furaffinity.net/view/6491816
3. The "upgraded" version of 1, the "both feet on face" technique, like this one: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/6435178/
4. Upgraded version of 2: "sitting on victim with two-foot smothering": http://www.furaffinity.net/view/5467921/
Four nice, effective ways of getting rid of annoying furs, just by the use of paws. : 3 Any more ideas?
So, what do we have?
1. The good old "foot on face" classic, as shown here. http://www.furaffinity.net/view/5549098/
2. Same as 1, but with added "sitting on victim": http://www.furaffinity.net/view/6491816
3. The "upgraded" version of 1, the "both feet on face" technique, like this one: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/6435178/
4. Upgraded version of 2: "sitting on victim with two-foot smothering": http://www.furaffinity.net/view/5467921/
Four nice, effective ways of getting rid of annoying furs, just by the use of paws. : 3 Any more ideas?
The most extreme metal track
Posted 14 years agoI recently listened to this one again, and even though I own a nice collection of albums, absolutely no track is THAT insane, primal and chaotic. I know that Kataklysm sound different today, but here you'll meet their first vocalist, Sylvain Houde, and find out what Kataklysm once stood for.
And for all of you Manowar fans out there: THIS track is REAL metal. So, please, leave the hall. :)==<
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCNp.....0A309BE5448502
And for all of you Manowar fans out there: THIS track is REAL metal. So, please, leave the hall. :)==<
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCNp.....0A309BE5448502
Shui's lionic contest
Posted 14 years agoThis lion here 
is starting a fan-art contest:
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/2391871/
Check him out... and please, not only because of this contest, but in general. Nice buddy with nice pics!
is starting a fan-art contest: http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/2391871/
Check him out... and please, not only because of this contest, but in general. Nice buddy with nice pics!
Otherkin
Posted 14 years agoOtherkin... a delicate topic. Is it just phantasy? Is it like... religious fanaticism? Or is it perhaps...
...true?
Now let's say it's true. There are humans with a dragon, raptor, wolf or whatever soul. Otherkins.
But how about the other way round? There are anthro furries, as we all know, so why shouldn't something like "humankins" exist among them? If my anthro rock python Greer suddenly tells me "Hey, RL player! I think I do have a human soul..." Heck, he has a humanoid body after all! Arms, legs, hands, feet!
Would that mean he ALSO is an otherkin? I think so. A human is NOT a reptile, so Greer must be an OTHER-kin.
The question I have... who, da fuck, is a REAL otherkin now? A human believing to have the soul of a *insert user-defined species*, or a *again insert user-defined species* believing to have the soul of a human?
Know what I mean? Let's imagine you meet a good RL buddy of yours and Greer, the anthro rock python. Both are telling you "I'm otherkin!".
Into whose face would you say "Ah, no, you're NOT otherkin"? *forget about Greer perhaps strangling/footsmothering/choking you out for that, really, just don't think about it* WHO is the TRUE otherkin, who the FALSE one?
And if someone could also tell me why the heck I made this journal... I'd be glad to know. :P
...true?
Now let's say it's true. There are humans with a dragon, raptor, wolf or whatever soul. Otherkins.
But how about the other way round? There are anthro furries, as we all know, so why shouldn't something like "humankins" exist among them? If my anthro rock python Greer suddenly tells me "Hey, RL player! I think I do have a human soul..." Heck, he has a humanoid body after all! Arms, legs, hands, feet!
Would that mean he ALSO is an otherkin? I think so. A human is NOT a reptile, so Greer must be an OTHER-kin.
The question I have... who, da fuck, is a REAL otherkin now? A human believing to have the soul of a *insert user-defined species*, or a *again insert user-defined species* believing to have the soul of a human?
Know what I mean? Let's imagine you meet a good RL buddy of yours and Greer, the anthro rock python. Both are telling you "I'm otherkin!".
Into whose face would you say "Ah, no, you're NOT otherkin"? *forget about Greer perhaps strangling/footsmothering/choking you out for that, really, just don't think about it* WHO is the TRUE otherkin, who the FALSE one?
And if someone could also tell me why the heck I made this journal... I'd be glad to know. :P
Python Hymn (Choketrack)
Posted 14 years agoI thought that us constricting snakes need an own song, specially made for us and our unique hunting method. So here it is, the...
Original: http://www.myspace.com/video/vid/32249893
AND here is the snakey version. The...
CHOKETRACK!
Ey yo, it’s just another choketrack, uh!
Ey yo, it's just another choketrack, yeah!
It goes a 1, 2, 3...
And it’s just another choketrack
And suckas be thinkin‘ that they can evade this
But I’m gonna choke them at a higher level
'Cause I’m inclined to swoop down
wrap my coils around
Around my victim’s neck who will
only have to gasp
And I learned to love my prey
For the kill
And that is still
the only thing that gives me thrill
Your head is poking out between my muscular coils
As I observe your downfall
And the last gasps and the choking noise
And then I tease and I squeeze you in my lethal grasp
Your fate means suffocate
Enjoy your final gasp
Mammals and careless blokes
Yes I swear this is no joke
I wrap my coils around you
And then watch you choke
If you are close to a constricting snake
Too late, too late, it is too late!
Mammals and careless blokes
Yes I swear this is no joke
I wrap my coils around you
And then watch you choke
Chorus (2x):
Choke, choke, yes ya gonna choke
Choke, choke, yes ya gonna choke
Choke, choke, yes ya gonna choke
Choke, choke, yes ya gonna choke
It goes a 1, 2, 3...
Another funky radical choketrack
Started with a prey in my chokehold
And I choked cold the prey, oh just take a look
My moves ya hear and ya begin to fear
That your life will soon end just right now and right here
If ya’re close to a constricting, constricting snake
Too late, too late it is too late!
Mammals and careless blokes
Yes I swear this is no joke
I wrap my coils around you
And then watch you choke
Chorus (2x)
SQUEEEEEEEEEEEZEEE!
Ey yo, it's just another choketrack, yeah!
Yeah, breathe out...
Chorus (2x)
Original: http://www.myspace.com/video/vid/32249893
AND here is the snakey version. The...
CHOKETRACK!
Ey yo, it’s just another choketrack, uh!
Ey yo, it's just another choketrack, yeah!
It goes a 1, 2, 3...
And it’s just another choketrack
And suckas be thinkin‘ that they can evade this
But I’m gonna choke them at a higher level
'Cause I’m inclined to swoop down
wrap my coils around
Around my victim’s neck who will
only have to gasp
And I learned to love my prey
For the kill
And that is still
the only thing that gives me thrill
Your head is poking out between my muscular coils
As I observe your downfall
And the last gasps and the choking noise
And then I tease and I squeeze you in my lethal grasp
Your fate means suffocate
Enjoy your final gasp
Mammals and careless blokes
Yes I swear this is no joke
I wrap my coils around you
And then watch you choke
If you are close to a constricting snake
Too late, too late, it is too late!
Mammals and careless blokes
Yes I swear this is no joke
I wrap my coils around you
And then watch you choke
Chorus (2x):
Choke, choke, yes ya gonna choke
Choke, choke, yes ya gonna choke
Choke, choke, yes ya gonna choke
Choke, choke, yes ya gonna choke
It goes a 1, 2, 3...
Another funky radical choketrack
Started with a prey in my chokehold
And I choked cold the prey, oh just take a look
My moves ya hear and ya begin to fear
That your life will soon end just right now and right here
If ya’re close to a constricting, constricting snake
Too late, too late it is too late!
Mammals and careless blokes
Yes I swear this is no joke
I wrap my coils around you
And then watch you choke
Chorus (2x)
SQUEEEEEEEEEEEZEEE!
Ey yo, it's just another choketrack, yeah!
Yeah, breathe out...
Chorus (2x)
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