RF Meme, 2013 edition
Posted 12 years agoIT BEGINS. AGAIN.
Where are you staying?
Probably the main one!
When will you arrive?
I'm local; i'll arrive WHEN I WANT (probably thursday)
Who are you staying with?
phoenix-d,
djynnflyssa,
andrewneo
Where will you be most of the time during the day's?
THAT'S A GOOD QUESTION I have no idea. Probably around, hanging out. Going to at leaaast one dance!
Who will you be with?
Probably mostly
djynnflyssa, I float around a lot!
Do you do free art?
I don't draw! D:
Do you do trades?
I don't draw!
Do you do commissions?
um...I don't draw? If you REALLY want to do a story, uh..talk I guess. I'm bad at those. :x
What suits will you have?
None. D:
What is your gender?
Male
How old are you?
23
How tall are you?
6'1
Can I touch you?
Ask first! Just a 'hey want a hug' is awesome. :3
Can I talk to you?
Sure! What do y'wanna talk about?
Can I buy you drinks?
GIMME
Can I hug or snuggle with you?
Ask!
Are you nice?
I'd like to think I am!
Anything else?
If you want my #, ask for it; otherwise just look for that weird space-otter dude.
Also hi! :3
Where are you staying?
Probably the main one!
When will you arrive?
I'm local; i'll arrive WHEN I WANT (probably thursday)
Who are you staying with?



Where will you be most of the time during the day's?
THAT'S A GOOD QUESTION I have no idea. Probably around, hanging out. Going to at leaaast one dance!
Who will you be with?
Probably mostly

Do you do free art?
I don't draw! D:
Do you do trades?
I don't draw!
Do you do commissions?
um...I don't draw? If you REALLY want to do a story, uh..talk I guess. I'm bad at those. :x
What suits will you have?
None. D:
What is your gender?
Male
How old are you?
23
How tall are you?
6'1
Can I touch you?
Ask first! Just a 'hey want a hug' is awesome. :3
Can I talk to you?
Sure! What do y'wanna talk about?
Can I buy you drinks?
GIMME
Can I hug or snuggle with you?
Ask!
Are you nice?
I'd like to think I am!
Anything else?
If you want my #, ask for it; otherwise just look for that weird space-otter dude.
Also hi! :3
...it has been a while
Posted 12 years agoyes hi hello hi hi hello yes hi hello
Anywho, FOR THOSE THAT CARE
I know I haven't done much with this journal thing! There...hasn't been much to report.
I haven't forgotten about y'all though, so you can expect me to throw some more art up here soon! :3
Anywho, FOR THOSE THAT CARE
I know I haven't done much with this journal thing! There...hasn't been much to report.
I haven't forgotten about y'all though, so you can expect me to throw some more art up here soon! :3
BIRTHDAY THINGS
Posted 12 years agoWow, I haven't updated this in...a living forever. Sorry, people!
TODAY IS MY BIRTHDAY, HOWEVER.
DELIVER ACCOLADES UNTO MEEEEE.
TODAY IS MY BIRTHDAY, HOWEVER.
DELIVER ACCOLADES UNTO MEEEEE.
Situation update gooooo. (MOVING)
Posted 13 years agoYup! Moving! Moving out West.
Out towards Seattle west. With my boyfriend, and a bunch of other people!
Aaaand i'm leaving tomorrow, aaaa. So I will see you all in 5-7 days or so, permitting shipping. :3
Out towards Seattle west. With my boyfriend, and a bunch of other people!
Aaaand i'm leaving tomorrow, aaaa. So I will see you all in 5-7 days or so, permitting shipping. :3
quick AC meme thing goooo
Posted 13 years agoOkay yeah i'm going to AC. Shock. Zounds.
How do you want to be addressed?
Elluim, Ellu, otter, beepboop, etc.
Gender?
M
Age?
22.
What do you look like?
Tall, rose-tinted glasses (okay they're more purpleish but still), wild blond-streaked hair, crazy swooshy pants!
Where/how can I find you?
PM/comment me for my google voice if you want!
How are you getting there?
Megabus.
What hotel are you staying at?
Omni I think?
Which days will you be attending?
Thursday - Sunday.
Do you do requests/trades/commissions?
I mean if you really wanna arrange a story commission, go ahead? We can talk about it if you want. :3
Will you have prints, CDs, or merchandise?
what no
Will you have Art in the Art Show?
no okay
Who will you be with?
So many friends. All the postfurries. I need to make a list! :x
What is your main purpose for attending?
Schmoozerating, yup. Also doin' the beepboop. :3
Can I talk to you?
If you want I suppose? I'll be happy to chat if you want, just don't be surprised if I get distracted with other things!
Can I take pictures with you?
Why would you want to? ;x; (though if you REALLY WANT TO ask me)
Can I touch/hug/cuddle you?
If we know each other, sure?
Can I hang out with you?
Sure!
Do you go to parties?
Best call me pinkie pie son 'cuz I love me some parties
Do you fursuit/costume?
I wish D:
What is the best way to reach you?
follow me on my twitter feed! Alternatively; comment here and i'll give you phone numbers to text or call as you see fit.
Anything else?
Bleep!
How do you want to be addressed?
Elluim, Ellu, otter, beepboop, etc.
Gender?
M
Age?
22.
What do you look like?
Tall, rose-tinted glasses (okay they're more purpleish but still), wild blond-streaked hair, crazy swooshy pants!
Where/how can I find you?
PM/comment me for my google voice if you want!
How are you getting there?
Megabus.
What hotel are you staying at?
Omni I think?
Which days will you be attending?
Thursday - Sunday.
Do you do requests/trades/commissions?
I mean if you really wanna arrange a story commission, go ahead? We can talk about it if you want. :3
Will you have prints, CDs, or merchandise?
what no
Will you have Art in the Art Show?
no okay
Who will you be with?
So many friends. All the postfurries. I need to make a list! :x
What is your main purpose for attending?
Schmoozerating, yup. Also doin' the beepboop. :3
Can I talk to you?
If you want I suppose? I'll be happy to chat if you want, just don't be surprised if I get distracted with other things!
Can I take pictures with you?
Why would you want to? ;x; (though if you REALLY WANT TO ask me)
Can I touch/hug/cuddle you?
If we know each other, sure?
Can I hang out with you?
Sure!
Do you go to parties?
Best call me pinkie pie son 'cuz I love me some parties
Do you fursuit/costume?
I wish D:
What is the best way to reach you?
follow me on my twitter feed! Alternatively; comment here and i'll give you phone numbers to text or call as you see fit.
Anything else?
Bleep!
Birthdays, Updates, Etc
Posted 13 years agoSo, yes. It's already almost March. Ughhhh.
To those people that are probably ready to throttle me for not having commissions done: If the wait is getting to be too much, please, send me a PM and we can arrange stuff.
On asides, though, birthdays! Tomorrow the 23rd I believe is
hailbop's birthday- being an awesome goops that he is, you should all totally go say happy b'day to him. :3
And my birthday is March 1st, next Thursday. No, I don't really want anything, but I suppose I should put it out there so y'all know.
School is school. It has been a busy school. I have to take one course in the summer, but otherwise, once that's done, me and
urburos can begin Operation: Maybe Move To The West Coast. We'll see, really.
[also I might make AC this year, for what it's worth! Not looking too sure, but still.]
To those people that are probably ready to throttle me for not having commissions done: If the wait is getting to be too much, please, send me a PM and we can arrange stuff.
On asides, though, birthdays! Tomorrow the 23rd I believe is

And my birthday is March 1st, next Thursday. No, I don't really want anything, but I suppose I should put it out there so y'all know.
School is school. It has been a busy school. I have to take one course in the summer, but otherwise, once that's done, me and

[also I might make AC this year, for what it's worth! Not looking too sure, but still.]
Holiday Sweet-things: Egg White Cookies
Posted 14 years agoHere, have a recipe to enjoy these holidays. :3
Egg White Cookies
1/2 package chocolate bits (semi-sweet); approx. 4 oz.
2 egg whites (the yolk must be removed, the recipe WILL NOT WORK with yolk in the mixture)
1/8 tsp salt
1/8 tsp cream of tartar
3/4 cup sugar
2 cups corn flakes
1/4 cup coconut (optional)
1/2 tsp vanilla
1) Beat egg whites with whisk until foamy (and actually white).
2) add salt and cream of tartar and continue beating until stiff enough to hold peaks.
3) Add sugar and vanilla.
4) Fold in corn flakes and chocolate bits (and coconut).
5) Drop from teaspoon onto heavy brown paper on cookie sheet (you can cut out a grocery bag, that'll work just fine). Top with sprinkles, if so desired.
6) Bake at 300° F for 25 mins.
7) Enjoy!
Egg White Cookies
1/2 package chocolate bits (semi-sweet); approx. 4 oz.
2 egg whites (the yolk must be removed, the recipe WILL NOT WORK with yolk in the mixture)
1/8 tsp salt
1/8 tsp cream of tartar
3/4 cup sugar
2 cups corn flakes
1/4 cup coconut (optional)
1/2 tsp vanilla
1) Beat egg whites with whisk until foamy (and actually white).
2) add salt and cream of tartar and continue beating until stiff enough to hold peaks.
3) Add sugar and vanilla.
4) Fold in corn flakes and chocolate bits (and coconut).
5) Drop from teaspoon onto heavy brown paper on cookie sheet (you can cut out a grocery bag, that'll work just fine). Top with sprinkles, if so desired.
6) Bake at 300° F for 25 mins.
7) Enjoy!
To My Commissioners:
Posted 14 years agoMy bad, yo. School has been an encumbrance and a pain and a sap of my muse's already-small mana stores. Now that the mid-semester slog has a few chances of being over, that means I'll actually have time to work on it all, right?
I hope so. Still, either way, send me a note or talk to me on IM if you want to arrange our terms and stuff. If you're justifiably irked at me, i'd like to discuss the terms of makin' it better. Okay?
I really am sorry.
List for Self-reference:
soreth - partdone
essrayle
beeboi
clexyoshi
taki- priority, auction winner!
phoenix-d
farorenightclaw- trade!
I might be forgetting some things, so sorry if I am. D:
I hope so. Still, either way, send me a note or talk to me on IM if you want to arrange our terms and stuff. If you're justifiably irked at me, i'd like to discuss the terms of makin' it better. Okay?
I really am sorry.
List for Self-reference:







I might be forgetting some things, so sorry if I am. D:
CON JOURNAL, Rainfurrest Edition!
Posted 14 years agoWhere are you staying?:
The overflow hotel!
What day are you getting there?:
Wednesday! Or rather, thursday I think, but i'll be in Seattle by wednesday!
How long are you going?:
Leaving the monday after!
Who will you be with?:
Rooming with
farorenightclaw,
hailbop,
urburos MUH BOYFRAN', and
desertfox2231!
What is your gender?:
Male!
How old are you?:
21
How tall are you?:
6'1”ish
What do you look like?:
Brownish skin, blonde streaks in hair -either curly or straight, glasses, probably wearing large, swishy pants and a blue collar!
Can I touch you?:
Depends on what level of touch! If I don't know you, nothing beyond a hug, please. :3
Can I talk to you?:
Naturally!
Can I take pictures with you?
I mean, if you really want to?
Are you nice?:
I've been told I am? :V
Can I buy you lots of drinks?
GIMME THE BOOZE (yes I am drinkable now I intend to abuse this fact)
Can I hug or snuggle you?:
Sure, if you ask please- well, if I don't know you. Snuggles are pretty easily distributed, though!
Do you do trades?:
If you want writing, sure. o..o
Do you have an artist table?:
Nyet
Do you like parties?:
Sure! I'm a social butterfly. I suck at dancing, but I try!
What should I not do around you?:
Bemoan your overly dramatic time, act sad and depressed. Happiness is mandatory at these things!
If I see you, how should I get your attention?:
Say 'hey Haya/Ellu/dragon/ottrprene' or various identification methods! Or a poke on the shoulder. Or bleeping.
Where will you be most of the time during the day/s?
Maybe in a room, if not out in the con itself. No real set plan!
You look busy/grumpy. Can I say hi?
If I look busy, it's because i'll be walking to someplace else probably. At the least you can still say hi, even if i'm a little distracted! If i'm grumpy, well, I shouldn't, ask me what's up!
What/where will you be eating?
Noooo idea! HOPEFULLY DELICIOUS FEESH
Can I look in your sketchbook?
I don't have a sketchbook.
Can I draw in your sketchbook?
I DON'T HAVE A SKETCHBOOK OKAY ;___;
What's your goal(s) for the con this year?
Schmooze, be a pleasant conviviality attendant, cuddle snuggle, be friendly, have fun! Also hack a couple peoples' brainspaces. Hope to have one-on-one time with some people, which is always interesting at cons- but we'll see how it goes!
How can I contact you?
Leave me a DM on twitter, IM me, or call me- IF YOU WANT MY PHONE NUMBER NOTE ME AND IT WILL BE YOURS. As of this journal I cannot get texts, so calls only.
SO WHO ELSE IS GOING :D :D
The overflow hotel!
What day are you getting there?:
Wednesday! Or rather, thursday I think, but i'll be in Seattle by wednesday!
How long are you going?:
Leaving the monday after!
Who will you be with?:
Rooming with




What is your gender?:
Male!
How old are you?:
21
How tall are you?:
6'1”ish
What do you look like?:
Brownish skin, blonde streaks in hair -either curly or straight, glasses, probably wearing large, swishy pants and a blue collar!
Can I touch you?:
Depends on what level of touch! If I don't know you, nothing beyond a hug, please. :3
Can I talk to you?:
Naturally!
Can I take pictures with you?
I mean, if you really want to?
Are you nice?:
I've been told I am? :V
Can I buy you lots of drinks?
GIMME THE BOOZE (yes I am drinkable now I intend to abuse this fact)
Can I hug or snuggle you?:
Sure, if you ask please- well, if I don't know you. Snuggles are pretty easily distributed, though!
Do you do trades?:
If you want writing, sure. o..o
Do you have an artist table?:
Nyet
Do you like parties?:
Sure! I'm a social butterfly. I suck at dancing, but I try!
What should I not do around you?:
Bemoan your overly dramatic time, act sad and depressed. Happiness is mandatory at these things!
If I see you, how should I get your attention?:
Say 'hey Haya/Ellu/dragon/ottrprene' or various identification methods! Or a poke on the shoulder. Or bleeping.
Where will you be most of the time during the day/s?
Maybe in a room, if not out in the con itself. No real set plan!
You look busy/grumpy. Can I say hi?
If I look busy, it's because i'll be walking to someplace else probably. At the least you can still say hi, even if i'm a little distracted! If i'm grumpy, well, I shouldn't, ask me what's up!
What/where will you be eating?
Noooo idea! HOPEFULLY DELICIOUS FEESH
Can I look in your sketchbook?
I don't have a sketchbook.
Can I draw in your sketchbook?
I DON'T HAVE A SKETCHBOOK OKAY ;___;
What's your goal(s) for the con this year?
Schmooze, be a pleasant conviviality attendant, cuddle snuggle, be friendly, have fun! Also hack a couple peoples' brainspaces. Hope to have one-on-one time with some people, which is always interesting at cons- but we'll see how it goes!
How can I contact you?
Leave me a DM on twitter, IM me, or call me- IF YOU WANT MY PHONE NUMBER NOTE ME AND IT WILL BE YOURS. As of this journal I cannot get texts, so calls only.
SO WHO ELSE IS GOING :D :D
MORE HOT COMMISSIONS
Posted 14 years agoNot from me, but from this particularly sexy dude named
djynnflyssa! Seriously, though. He's really hot, and he's really good at raunchy stuff! Go check out his page! :D
And after that, go check out
essrayle's writing too! Both awesome dudes, and awesome friends. <3
DO IT NOW DO IT NOW DO IT NOW

And after that, go check out

DO IT NOW DO IT NOW DO IT NOW
Charity Auction: For A Good Cause!
Posted 14 years agoHey guys! Just so you know, those that are reading, i'm still plugging away on commissions, I haven't forgotten you guys. If you feel I have though, we can talk about it! :x
But! The reason for this journal is for a good cause. A friend of mine,
alairan, has been struggling with a large chunk of debt- not by her choice, but by funeral bills. So
farorenightclaw and several others have arranged for a few charity auctions! Winning any of these auctions not only gets you a story commissioned by myself and some other very talented writers, but an illustration to match! On top of that, any winning bid above $300 gets a 5-hour fast-track commission by Farore, which are of pretty amazing quality, really!
Here are the auctions, author, and illustrator:
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/6289883/ - Myself and
mifmaf
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/6289917/ -
krinn and
keihound
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/6289978/ -
hailbop and
farorenightclaw
If you have any money to spare, hey, don't be afraid to bid!
But! The reason for this journal is for a good cause. A friend of mine,


Here are the auctions, author, and illustrator:
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/6289883/ - Myself and

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/6289917/ -


http://www.furaffinity.net/view/6289978/ -


If you have any money to spare, hey, don't be afraid to bid!
Back to Commissions!
Posted 14 years agoHey guys! AC was great and awesome and honestly I dunno where to start on talking about it. So I dunno! I'll write a journal on it at some point maybe.
In the meantime, i'mma write some more commissions, while I look for a darn job. I'm saving up for Rainfurrest now, so let's see how it goes. :P
My rate's $20 for 2000-3000 words, and i'm willing to handle almost any sort of storyline or (almost) any kind of fetish- send me a note if you'd like to talk about it or discuss terms!
My specialties lie in transformation, brainwashing, or causing any sort of change to victims...but I can do more vanilla things. Or other less-vanilla things! Like I said, please, shoot me a note, I pride myself on being accommodating!
There are several examples in my gallery, but, so they're more prominent:
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4742359/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4754248/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3877759/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/5866510/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/5850423/
(also, 100% of your money will be set into a 'get Haya's sorry butt to RF' fund, because the job market is shit. Yay!)
===QUEUE===
SALVO TWO
soreth - Dragons being tricksy!
essrayle - Let's improve it. WITH SCIENCE
beeboi - Rubber? Yeah, rubber. Works for me!
clexyoshi
Various sundry things that may or may not be posted to FA
In the meantime, i'mma write some more commissions, while I look for a darn job. I'm saving up for Rainfurrest now, so let's see how it goes. :P
My rate's $20 for 2000-3000 words, and i'm willing to handle almost any sort of storyline or (almost) any kind of fetish- send me a note if you'd like to talk about it or discuss terms!
My specialties lie in transformation, brainwashing, or causing any sort of change to victims...but I can do more vanilla things. Or other less-vanilla things! Like I said, please, shoot me a note, I pride myself on being accommodating!
There are several examples in my gallery, but, so they're more prominent:
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4742359/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4754248/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3877759/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/5866510/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/5850423/
(also, 100% of your money will be set into a 'get Haya's sorry butt to RF' fund, because the job market is shit. Yay!)
===QUEUE===
SALVO TWO




Various sundry things that may or may not be posted to FA
Goin' to AC, MEMES AWAY
Posted 14 years agoWhere are you staying?:
The Westin. That's the main hotel, right? Yeah.
What day are you getting there?:
Thursday afternoon
How long are you going?:
Leaving the monday after!
Who will you be with?:
hailbop,
andrewneo,
thecrypto
What is your gender?:
Eldritch Abomi Male
How old are you?:
21
How tall are you?:
6'1”ish
What do you look like?:
Brownish skin, blonde streaks in hair -either curly or straight, glasses, probably wearing large, swishy pants and a blue collar!
Can I touch you?:
Depends on what level of touch! If I don't know you, nothing beyond a hug, please. :3
Can I talk to you?:
Naturally!
Can I take pictures with you?
I mean, if you really want to?
Are you nice?:
I've been told I am? :V
Can I buy you lots of drinks?
GIMME THE BOOZE (yes I am drinkable now I intend to abuse this fact)
Can I hug or snuggle you?:
Sure, if you ask please- well, if I don't know you. Snuggles are pretty easily distributed, though!
Do you do trades?:
If you want writing, sure. o..o
Do you have an artist table?:
Nyet
Do you like parties?:
Sure! I'm a social butterfly. I suck at dancing, but I try!
What should I not do around you?:
Bemoan your overly dramatic time, act sad and depressed. Happiness is mandatory at these things!
If I see you, how should I get your attention?:
Say 'hey Haya/Ellu/dragon/ottrprene' or various identification methods! Or a poke on the shoulder.
Where will you be most of the time during the day/s?
Maybe in a room, if not out in the con itself. No real set plan!
You look busy/grumpy. Can I say hi?
If I look busy, it's because i'll be walking to someplace else probably. At the least you can still say hi, even if i'm a little distracted! If i'm grumpy, well, I shouldn't, ask me what's up!
What/where will you be eating?
Noooo idea!
Can I look in your sketchbook?
I don't have a sketchbook.
Can I draw in your sketchbook?
I DON'T HAVE A SKETCHBOOK OKAY ;___;
What's your goal(s) for the con this year?
Schmooze, be a pleasant conviviality attendant, cuddle snuggle, be friendly, have fun!
How can I contact you?
Leave me a DM on twitter, IM me, or call me- IF YOU WANT MY PHONE NUMBER NOTE ME AND IT WILL BE YOURS
The Westin. That's the main hotel, right? Yeah.
What day are you getting there?:
Thursday afternoon
How long are you going?:
Leaving the monday after!
Who will you be with?:



What is your gender?:
How old are you?:
21
How tall are you?:
6'1”ish
What do you look like?:
Brownish skin, blonde streaks in hair -either curly or straight, glasses, probably wearing large, swishy pants and a blue collar!
Can I touch you?:
Depends on what level of touch! If I don't know you, nothing beyond a hug, please. :3
Can I talk to you?:
Naturally!
Can I take pictures with you?
I mean, if you really want to?
Are you nice?:
I've been told I am? :V
Can I buy you lots of drinks?
GIMME THE BOOZE (yes I am drinkable now I intend to abuse this fact)
Can I hug or snuggle you?:
Sure, if you ask please- well, if I don't know you. Snuggles are pretty easily distributed, though!
Do you do trades?:
If you want writing, sure. o..o
Do you have an artist table?:
Nyet
Do you like parties?:
Sure! I'm a social butterfly. I suck at dancing, but I try!
What should I not do around you?:
Bemoan your overly dramatic time, act sad and depressed. Happiness is mandatory at these things!
If I see you, how should I get your attention?:
Say 'hey Haya/Ellu/dragon/ottrprene' or various identification methods! Or a poke on the shoulder.
Where will you be most of the time during the day/s?
Maybe in a room, if not out in the con itself. No real set plan!
You look busy/grumpy. Can I say hi?
If I look busy, it's because i'll be walking to someplace else probably. At the least you can still say hi, even if i'm a little distracted! If i'm grumpy, well, I shouldn't, ask me what's up!
What/where will you be eating?
Noooo idea!
Can I look in your sketchbook?
I don't have a sketchbook.
Can I draw in your sketchbook?
I DON'T HAVE A SKETCHBOOK OKAY ;___;
What's your goal(s) for the con this year?
Schmooze, be a pleasant conviviality attendant, cuddle snuggle, be friendly, have fun!
How can I contact you?
Leave me a DM on twitter, IM me, or call me- IF YOU WANT MY PHONE NUMBER NOTE ME AND IT WILL BE YOURS
AC COMMISSION DRIVE I GUESS
Posted 14 years agoHi guys!
Okay, so, yeah. It seems like there's a lot of people who are wanting me to go to Anthrocon this year! However, i'm friggin' poor, and trying to save up.
And it's the summer now! And classes are done. So I have nothing going on. I'm finishing up the stories owed- maybe i'll post them up, for you all to have more Weird Things to ogle at. In the mean time, i'm going to temporarily announce myself open for more commissions. My rate's $20 for 2000-3000 words, and i'm willing to handle almost any sort of storyline or (almost) any kind of fetish- send me a note if you'd like to talk about it or discuss terms!
My specialties lie in transformation, brainwashing, or causing any sort of change to victims...but I can do more vanilla things. Or other less-vanilla things! Like I said, please, shoot me a note, I pride myself on being accommodating!
There are several examples in my gallery, but, so they're more prominent:
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4742359/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4754248/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3877759/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/5866510/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/5850423/
(also, 100% of your money will be set into a 'get Haya's sorry butt to AC' fund; if funds are unable to be amassed, or I cannot find a job in the next few weeks, these funds will be diverted to the 'get Haya's sorry butt to RF' fund)
THANK YOU FOR YOUR PATRONAGE <3
====Queue (for my reference)====
sabinmoon - done!
hailbop - done!
djynnflyssa - done!
essrayle - PHOTOSYNTHESIS
raelbny - Done for the moment!
flir - done!
phoenix-d - hm!
ghostblackburn feeding!
Okay, so, yeah. It seems like there's a lot of people who are wanting me to go to Anthrocon this year! However, i'm friggin' poor, and trying to save up.
And it's the summer now! And classes are done. So I have nothing going on. I'm finishing up the stories owed- maybe i'll post them up, for you all to have more Weird Things to ogle at. In the mean time, i'm going to temporarily announce myself open for more commissions. My rate's $20 for 2000-3000 words, and i'm willing to handle almost any sort of storyline or (almost) any kind of fetish- send me a note if you'd like to talk about it or discuss terms!
My specialties lie in transformation, brainwashing, or causing any sort of change to victims...but I can do more vanilla things. Or other less-vanilla things! Like I said, please, shoot me a note, I pride myself on being accommodating!
There are several examples in my gallery, but, so they're more prominent:
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4742359/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4754248/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3877759/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/5866510/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/5850423/
(also, 100% of your money will be set into a 'get Haya's sorry butt to AC' fund; if funds are unable to be amassed, or I cannot find a job in the next few weeks, these funds will be diverted to the 'get Haya's sorry butt to RF' fund)
THANK YOU FOR YOUR PATRONAGE <3
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Want awesome art and to help support Japan?
Posted 14 years agoMy good friend
egypturnash is hosting a commission raffle; all the proceeds (sans paypal fees) is being sent to help the Japan effort.
It's $5 for an entry; trust me, that's a -steal- for her art. And it's going to a good cause, so- really, it wouldn't hurt to donate a little.
Check out the details here! The drawing will be next friday, the 25th.

It's $5 for an entry; trust me, that's a -steal- for her art. And it's going to a good cause, so- really, it wouldn't hurt to donate a little.
Check out the details here! The drawing will be next friday, the 25th.
21st Cycle, Day 1
Posted 14 years agoLevel up!
Imagination +4
Pulchritude +3
Vim +2
New Strife Specibus: Alcoholkind
Fraymotif Mastery: Verdant Reverb
Fraymotif Mastery: Chromaticrescendo
Fraymotif Mastery: Legato Lucidia
Basically yeah I can drink now. Yaaay.
Imagination +4
Pulchritude +3
Vim +2
New Strife Specibus: Alcoholkind
Fraymotif Mastery: Verdant Reverb
Fraymotif Mastery: Chromaticrescendo
Fraymotif Mastery: Legato Lucidia
Basically yeah I can drink now. Yaaay.
Commission Updates, Birthdays, Other Stuff
Posted 14 years agoHey all!
This is basically to say sorry for my slowness. I've been grappling with a few things- and school- but now I have tome to slog out the remaining commissions for you all to enjoy. That and I need to upload a decent bit of art, so you can expect an upload flood soon enough- i'll spread it out over a few days, so you all don't have to panic or anything.
Other than that, there's school, there's my birthday- March 1st I turn 21, and I could ramble on about that for a while, so i'll spare you that yapping.
Other than that, there's the matter of conventions. My current plans place me at an uncertain status regarding Anthrocon, as much as i'd like to attend- i'm trying for several internships this summer; if I can get one I might be...rather busy. If I get it, I will have a nice amount of money, though- it'd be a matter of bargaining to see if I could get time off for AC. If I don't get the internship, I might not be able to make it either way. So, basically chalk it up as a 'we'll see.'
Other than that, things are lifey! So yeah.
This is basically to say sorry for my slowness. I've been grappling with a few things- and school- but now I have tome to slog out the remaining commissions for you all to enjoy. That and I need to upload a decent bit of art, so you can expect an upload flood soon enough- i'll spread it out over a few days, so you all don't have to panic or anything.
Other than that, there's school, there's my birthday- March 1st I turn 21, and I could ramble on about that for a while, so i'll spare you that yapping.
Other than that, there's the matter of conventions. My current plans place me at an uncertain status regarding Anthrocon, as much as i'd like to attend- i'm trying for several internships this summer; if I can get one I might be...rather busy. If I get it, I will have a nice amount of money, though- it'd be a matter of bargaining to see if I could get time off for AC. If I don't get the internship, I might not be able to make it either way. So, basically chalk it up as a 'we'll see.'
Other than that, things are lifey! So yeah.
FC FC FC FC meeeeme
Posted 15 years agoWell, it's after Christmas, LET'S DO THIS.
Where are you staying?
Uh, the main one?
When will you arrive?
I'll be at the hotel on thursday probably; i'll be in San Jose from like the 9th or so, visiting Anawyn and Indi
Who are you staying with?
Phoenix-D, Nicky, probably more!
Where will you be most of the time during the day's?
In the room, visiting a LOT of people (see list), schmoozing!
Who will you be with?
See the list, probably with one of those! :V
Do you do free art?
I don't draw! D:
Do you do trades?
If you want to schedule a story trade or something, let's talk! n.n
Do you do commissions?
I mean I can't do anything officially at the con, but if you wanna commish a story for after, talk to me!
Do you have prints/ CDs ?
Whut :V
What suits will you have?
None. D:
What is your gender?
Male
How old are you?
20
How tall are you?
6'1
Can I touch you?
Ask first! Don't sneak up on me unless I know you well enough o_o;;
Can I talk to you?
If i'm not rushing around, sure! Unless you wanna walk-and-talk
Can I buy you drinks?
I'm 20. :U That's all I have to say on that.
Can I hug or snuggle with you?
Ask nicely, again o_o
Are you nice?
I'd like to think I am!
Anything else?
If you want my cell #, you ask. I can't do texts, calls only.
If you want some visual cues on spotting me, look for my badges, dur. :P
LIST OF PEOPLE I NEED TO SEE (this is mostly for myself, if I forget your name on here comment!)
anawyn
indicoyote
phoenix-d
andrewneo
nickylion
krinn
turbinedivinity
frysco
pathia
procyonid
postvixen
egypturnash
inaki
captainsaicin
sigil
ecmajor
jordanrinehart
stormdragonblue
Pontiac (FA unknown)
(why yes still working on it!)
Where are you staying?
Uh, the main one?
When will you arrive?
I'll be at the hotel on thursday probably; i'll be in San Jose from like the 9th or so, visiting Anawyn and Indi
Who are you staying with?
Phoenix-D, Nicky, probably more!
Where will you be most of the time during the day's?
In the room, visiting a LOT of people (see list), schmoozing!
Who will you be with?
See the list, probably with one of those! :V
Do you do free art?
I don't draw! D:
Do you do trades?
If you want to schedule a story trade or something, let's talk! n.n
Do you do commissions?
I mean I can't do anything officially at the con, but if you wanna commish a story for after, talk to me!
Do you have prints/ CDs ?
Whut :V
What suits will you have?
None. D:
What is your gender?
Male
How old are you?
20
How tall are you?
6'1
Can I touch you?
Ask first! Don't sneak up on me unless I know you well enough o_o;;
Can I talk to you?
If i'm not rushing around, sure! Unless you wanna walk-and-talk
Can I buy you drinks?
I'm 20. :U That's all I have to say on that.
Can I hug or snuggle with you?
Ask nicely, again o_o
Are you nice?
I'd like to think I am!
Anything else?
If you want my cell #, you ask. I can't do texts, calls only.
If you want some visual cues on spotting me, look for my badges, dur. :P
LIST OF PEOPLE I NEED TO SEE (this is mostly for myself, if I forget your name on here comment!)


















Pontiac (FA unknown)
(why yes still working on it!)
Opening Commissions! and Further Writing
Posted 15 years agoOkay, so yeah. It's pretty much the end of November. Much to my chagrin, the test-bitchslap-pole socked me 'round the noggin, and I never was able to make any real progress past the first week. (which I churned out like 11k words in!) In the intents of the month, though, once I hit that good groove, though (ie writing daily), I was actually able to churn out a decent amount of wordage. And people seemed to really like my stuff, so sweet. I still intend to be writing stuff along the continuum I established, so yes, expect to see more writing in the future.
And by future I mean within the month. Definitely will have more time to do such over the holidays.
Also! For all intents and purposes, I am opening story commissions! Y'all really liked what I was doing, so yes! Have any particularly pervy ideas rattling around in your head that I can draw out for you? Let me know!
My rate to start will be $20 USD for something of 2000-3000 words, which is roughly the length of this and this too! Still though, it's the holidays and stuff, so i'm more than willing to negotiate!
The only things I will not write about is stuff like guro, scat, and hard vore. Some violence or combat is okay, but it's not anything I particularly sexualize.
Other than that though, I just adore the bizzare. I'll be happy to write vanilla stuff, but the more out-there sorts of subjects- aliens, magic, transformation, goo, so on- those make me all sorts of excited. And when i'm having fun writing, y'all get better results, right? So send me a note.
Finally, i'm totally going to attend Further Confusion 2011! So this whole commissioning thing is me generating a bit extra spending cash, haha. I'll make a post of who i'm gonna be with and how to find me come January!
...aaand that's pretty much all there is to say on the matter
And by future I mean within the month. Definitely will have more time to do such over the holidays.
Also! For all intents and purposes, I am opening story commissions! Y'all really liked what I was doing, so yes! Have any particularly pervy ideas rattling around in your head that I can draw out for you? Let me know!
My rate to start will be $20 USD for something of 2000-3000 words, which is roughly the length of this and this too! Still though, it's the holidays and stuff, so i'm more than willing to negotiate!
The only things I will not write about is stuff like guro, scat, and hard vore. Some violence or combat is okay, but it's not anything I particularly sexualize.
Other than that though, I just adore the bizzare. I'll be happy to write vanilla stuff, but the more out-there sorts of subjects- aliens, magic, transformation, goo, so on- those make me all sorts of excited. And when i'm having fun writing, y'all get better results, right? So send me a note.
Finally, i'm totally going to attend Further Confusion 2011! So this whole commissioning thing is me generating a bit extra spending cash, haha. I'll make a post of who i'm gonna be with and how to find me come January!
...aaand that's pretty much all there is to say on the matter
NaPoWriMo- Regarding Writing for the next month or so
Posted 15 years agoOkay, so here's the situation, folks-
November is National Novel Writing Month; a month where a bunch of people come together and do their best to each write a 50,000 word novel from conceptualization to finishing in the span of one month. However, I will be dealing with the bitch known as School, so I don't think i'll be doing such!
To that extent. However, since i'm a turbo-perv, I'll be changing out the 'No' for 'Po'- as in porn, a move inspired by
krinn and
hailbop doing such. (it's like a triumvirate of postfurry! *u*)So, for the month's span, i'll try to be writing a short little piece of smut every day, maybe every other day if I get really inspired with something- so expect a bunch of stuff in the 2000-4000 wordcount range.
I have a very loose setting I want to pull, but each story will probably be its own self-contained snippet. That means i'll probably have to pull out a lot of inspiration from the characters of friends and/or people I know. So, if I like you, I might wind up using thinly-veiled expys of your character in a piece here and there. If this is like 'hoh mah gawh what are you doing' egregious to you, poke me about it and we can talk.
Also, to everyone else: Gimme ideas to write on! Themes, fun little things you would like to see explored more! Either by comment or note or IM or whatever medium you catch me through. And if you really like the way I write, we can talk about maybe commissioning me after November's efforts come to a close. If I actually seem to hit a groove with this and it all works out, maybe I'll write a respectable story (ie: one I would post outside of the furry community) over winter break.
...That is all!
November is National Novel Writing Month; a month where a bunch of people come together and do their best to each write a 50,000 word novel from conceptualization to finishing in the span of one month. However, I will be dealing with the bitch known as School, so I don't think i'll be doing such!
To that extent. However, since i'm a turbo-perv, I'll be changing out the 'No' for 'Po'- as in porn, a move inspired by


I have a very loose setting I want to pull, but each story will probably be its own self-contained snippet. That means i'll probably have to pull out a lot of inspiration from the characters of friends and/or people I know. So, if I like you, I might wind up using thinly-veiled expys of your character in a piece here and there. If this is like 'hoh mah gawh what are you doing' egregious to you, poke me about it and we can talk.
Also, to everyone else: Gimme ideas to write on! Themes, fun little things you would like to see explored more! Either by comment or note or IM or whatever medium you catch me through. And if you really like the way I write, we can talk about maybe commissioning me after November's efforts come to a close. If I actually seem to hit a groove with this and it all works out, maybe I'll write a respectable story (ie: one I would post outside of the furry community) over winter break.
...That is all!
Happy moments
Posted 15 years agoTomorrow's my first anniversary with mah leezard,
urburos. Tomorrow's also his birthday. Go wish him a happy one, y'hear? :3
Also i'm really excited for FC probably way more than I should be. XD

Also i'm really excited for FC probably way more than I should be. XD
Character Meme~
Posted 15 years agoTagged by
essrayle, blah. x3
1) Choose one of your own characters.
2) Make them answer the following questions.
3) Then tag three people.
4) Feel free to add some questions of your own.
Character name: Elluim (No last name on record)
1) What gender are you?
Male. Why, d'ya want me ta be somethin' else?
2) What is your age?
Maybe one year, maybe a thousand years. Does it matter? M'not goin' anywhere!
3) Do you want a hug?
A'course, brah!
4) Do you have any bad habits?
Bad? Well, like, some dudes say the accent totally harshes their mellow...
5) What is your favorite food?
I don't really, yanno, NEED food, but i'd probably say sushi. Salmon and tempura, aw man...
6) What is your favorite ice-cream flavor?
Rainbow sorbet, brah...What? Being typecast can be pretty fun, dude!
7) Are you a virgin?
Even if I was, I have the Kama Sutra- heck, I have the entire library in esoteric sex in memory.
8) Have you killed anyone?
Pshaw, the only way i'd do that is if they liked it.
..Do you like dying?
9) Do you hate anyone?
Naah.
10) Do you have any secrets?
Bleep!
11) What is your favorite season?
Winter is pretty but a bit unmanagable, so I'd go with Spring.
12) Who is your best friend(s)?
Frostbyte, Pi, Farore, Anawyn, Indi, Flir...Like, anyone who stops in at Effervescence...
13) What are your hobbies?
Surfing, raving...I dabble in drink-mixing, and I run a club...
14) What is your favorite drink?
There's this one drink I tried once called bodywine...Oh, uh, some hard lemonade's pretty righteous too.
15) When is your birthday?
During the Piscean circuit, natch.
17) Are you nice or mean?
I'm programmed for compassion, dude!
18) Do you have any siblings?
Since i'm rather synthetic, it'd be weird to.
19) What do you think of your parents?
Don't have 'em!
20) Do you like your school?
Ah man, Neptune Uni is full of some totally righteous dudes.
21) How long can you stay under water?
How long can you stay above it, brah?
22) Do you have a mission in life?
To have fun all the time, and help the same for others. S'what I was built for, yanno?
23) Do you love someone?
Fer sure! Ain't tellin', though.
24) What's your favorite band?
Mnnn, let's say Anamanaguchi. I like almost everythin' though!
25) Ever worn a dress?
I tried a corset on once!
26) Want to have kids?
I'm not capable, sorry!
27) Favorite videogame?
Well, I have a few time-killers installed.
28) At night...?
The party starts! Well, it never really -stopped-, so, like...
29) Ever kissed anyone?
All the time!
30) What's your favorite thing to touch?
Smooth, sleek, squishy, soft. Not much for coarse...
31) Anyone love you?
Yep! He's a silly thing, too.
32) What's your favorite color?
...All of 'em
33) When was the last time you cried?
I don't think I have tearducts...Nope, sorry!
34) Do you have a pet?
Bleep? Naah.
35) Are you mad(crazy)?
I prefer the term recreationally insane. But 'course, dude!
36) What are you?
Otter. Luminescent neoprene skin, non-newtonian fluid for internals, programmed for your enjoyment!
37) What color eyes do you have?
Aquamarine, though I can oscillate 'em to any wavelength, sooo...What color would you like?
38) Choose: ninjas (stealth) or pirates (rum)
Pirates are real party dudes; i'll hang with 'em.
TAGGINGS COMING SOON OR SOMETHING

1) Choose one of your own characters.
2) Make them answer the following questions.
3) Then tag three people.
4) Feel free to add some questions of your own.
Character name: Elluim (No last name on record)
1) What gender are you?
Male. Why, d'ya want me ta be somethin' else?
2) What is your age?
Maybe one year, maybe a thousand years. Does it matter? M'not goin' anywhere!
3) Do you want a hug?
A'course, brah!
4) Do you have any bad habits?
Bad? Well, like, some dudes say the accent totally harshes their mellow...
5) What is your favorite food?
I don't really, yanno, NEED food, but i'd probably say sushi. Salmon and tempura, aw man...
6) What is your favorite ice-cream flavor?
Rainbow sorbet, brah...What? Being typecast can be pretty fun, dude!
7) Are you a virgin?
Even if I was, I have the Kama Sutra- heck, I have the entire library in esoteric sex in memory.
8) Have you killed anyone?
Pshaw, the only way i'd do that is if they liked it.
..Do you like dying?
9) Do you hate anyone?
Naah.
10) Do you have any secrets?
Bleep!
11) What is your favorite season?
Winter is pretty but a bit unmanagable, so I'd go with Spring.
12) Who is your best friend(s)?
Frostbyte, Pi, Farore, Anawyn, Indi, Flir...Like, anyone who stops in at Effervescence...
13) What are your hobbies?
Surfing, raving...I dabble in drink-mixing, and I run a club...
14) What is your favorite drink?
There's this one drink I tried once called bodywine...Oh, uh, some hard lemonade's pretty righteous too.
15) When is your birthday?
During the Piscean circuit, natch.
17) Are you nice or mean?
I'm programmed for compassion, dude!
18) Do you have any siblings?
Since i'm rather synthetic, it'd be weird to.
19) What do you think of your parents?
Don't have 'em!
20) Do you like your school?
Ah man, Neptune Uni is full of some totally righteous dudes.
21) How long can you stay under water?
How long can you stay above it, brah?
22) Do you have a mission in life?
To have fun all the time, and help the same for others. S'what I was built for, yanno?
23) Do you love someone?
Fer sure! Ain't tellin', though.
24) What's your favorite band?
Mnnn, let's say Anamanaguchi. I like almost everythin' though!
25) Ever worn a dress?
I tried a corset on once!
26) Want to have kids?
I'm not capable, sorry!
27) Favorite videogame?
Well, I have a few time-killers installed.
28) At night...?
The party starts! Well, it never really -stopped-, so, like...
29) Ever kissed anyone?
All the time!
30) What's your favorite thing to touch?
Smooth, sleek, squishy, soft. Not much for coarse...
31) Anyone love you?
Yep! He's a silly thing, too.
32) What's your favorite color?
...All of 'em
33) When was the last time you cried?
I don't think I have tearducts...Nope, sorry!
34) Do you have a pet?
Bleep? Naah.
35) Are you mad(crazy)?
I prefer the term recreationally insane. But 'course, dude!
36) What are you?
Otter. Luminescent neoprene skin, non-newtonian fluid for internals, programmed for your enjoyment!
37) What color eyes do you have?
Aquamarine, though I can oscillate 'em to any wavelength, sooo...What color would you like?
38) Choose: ninjas (stealth) or pirates (rum)
Pirates are real party dudes; i'll hang with 'em.
TAGGINGS COMING SOON OR SOMETHING
Scott Pilgrim (YEAH THAT MOVIE)
Posted 15 years agoSo yeah. Saw it with
essrayle.
It's really awesome! Admittedly, I can see how someone not of my generation might not enjoy the little references sprinkled without (a lot of video game SFX), and the comic book style.
But hey. If you like video games enough GO WATCH IT. RIGHT NOW.

It's really awesome! Admittedly, I can see how someone not of my generation might not enjoy the little references sprinkled without (a lot of video game SFX), and the comic book style.
But hey. If you like video games enough GO WATCH IT. RIGHT NOW.
Baaack.
Posted 15 years agoWHO MISSED ME :V
Kiriban Results! (Lol, bbl)
Posted 15 years ago
Now if you'll excuse me, I gotta go take a trip to a beach. (sigh)
See y'all in a week!