I'm definitely more furry than I give myself credit for. Hey baby, wanna go rummaging through garbage with me?

[x] you meow/bark to get attention
[x] you find pets toys amusing
[ ] you get hyper by the smell of catnip
[ ] you growl/hiss when someone gets too close to your food
[ ] you growl/hiss when someone you dislike is too close to you
[ ] you purr/shake your leg when someone shows you affection
[ ] if someone tosses a ball, you chase it and bring it back
Total: 2

[x] you love to be scratched behind the ear
[x] you love fish/meat
[x] you like to stick your head out trough the window of a moving car.
[x] you like when people pet your head
[ ] people can make you stop doing stuff by hitting you on the nose with a newspaper
[ ] you think feathers are fun to play with
Total: 4

[ ] you sleep a lot during daytime
[x] you enjoy scaring birds
[ ] you lick peoples faces to show you like them
[ ] you bite people if they annoy you
[ ] you tend to steal food from your friends/family's plate when you have eaten all of yours
[x] milk or water is your favorite drink
Total: 2

[ ] you own a collar and you enjoy wearing it
[ ] you own a leash and enjoy wearing it
[ ] you own animal ears/tail/paws or a fursuit
[x] you enjoy long walks in the park
[ ] you meow/bark when you see something you want
Total: 1

[ ] you call your hands and feet "paws"
[x] you tilt your head when you do not understand what someone is talking about
[ ] you run to the door when someone mentions a walk
[ ] you really enjoy cuddling
[x] you stretch your body and whimper a bit every morning when you wake up
[x] you can wake up and go back to sleep right away after looking around
Total: 3

[x] you have your favorite spot besides your bed where you like to sleep
[ ] you meow or bark very often
[ ] you hide when you get scared
[x] you run to the door to see who it is every time someone comes in to the house
[x] you like to chase flying insects and try to catch them with your bare hand
[x] you tend to chew on stuff a lot
[ ] you like to do tricks to get a treat
Total: 4

[x] you own a wearable item/tag with your name on it
[ ] you refer to your self as an animal
[ ] your username has something to do with animals
[x] your e-mail has something to do with animals
[x] if you get a bleeding wound, you lick it to make it feel better
[x] you look for edible stuff often (I actually took a food foraging course)
Total: 4

[x] you often find yourself looking through the window for a long time
[x] you like to say hi to strangers
[x] you like to be petted when you have done something good
[ ] people think you act like a pet
[ ] you growl/hiss at stuff you do not like
[ ] you like to eat grass
[ ] if you get wet, you shake to get rid of the water
Total: 3

Final total: 23

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Real first name: Ingrid
Nickname/Username: Crowley, Heirofiend
Location: Oregon
Age: 32
Gender: Female
Zodiac sign: Aquarius/Pisces
Chinese Zodiac: Rat
Briggs type: INFJ/INTJ
Pets: Fish

Sexuality & Romance

Sexual orientation: Demisexual
Romantic orientation: Demiromantic
Relationship status: Single
Poly or Mono: Poly
Any particular kinks/fetishes: Yep.
Want to marry: Nope.
Want kids: Already got one.

Silly Stuff

Hogwarts house: Ravenclaw
GoT house: Greyjoy
Bending style: Air
Pony Race: Unicorn
Pokemon type: Normal
What are you reading: The Long Dark Teatime of the Soul
What's the last movie you watched: The Goonies
What are your greatest irrational fears: Jumping into water, and rabies.

Sleep

Early Bird or Night Owl: Early Birb
What time do you go to bed: 10pm prettymuch on the dot whether I want to or not
What time do you get up: Sunrise
What do you sleep in: A tauntaun
Do you dream frequently: Seldom
What position do you sleep in: On my side
What was the last dream you remember: I was on a combination boat/car that someone was driving through the Elkhorn Slough. I was fixated on a bell that was on the stern that kept ringing with this piercing brass tone that I found mesmerizing. For some reason the entire dream had an extremely negative tone to it, like the boat trip was all part of some plan that was destined to fail. The boat itself was all faded and sunbleached fiberglass colored blue and white. I don't remember the faces of the people that were with me, or even who I was (or even if 'me' was even 'me. All I knew for sure was that we were lost, so I instead paid attention to the bell, and not where the boat was headed. I remember feeling anxiety that I needed to get to sleep, otherwise I would be tired at work. Then my alarm woke me up.

Work & Education

High School: Graduated 2001.
College: Dropped out second year
Occupation: IT
Where do you see yourself in 5 years: Hopefully I stop paying attention to that bell and figure out where that boat is heading. I also really want a dog.
What's your dream job: Hobbit/Hippy

Favorite Stuff

Foods: Indian, French, Fried Rice, Mac and Cheese, Salad Rolls
Carbonated drinks: None
Non-carbonated drinks: Water, Tea
Ice cream flavor: it's a tie between Pistachio and Green Tea
Season: Autumn
Animals: I like fish and dogs and birbs
Colors: Jewel Tones <3
Music: Indie, Bluegrass, Punk, Electro, Industrial
TV shows: STEVEN UNIVERSE, Stranger Things, Rick and Morty, Adventure Time, GoT, Bojack Horseman, One Punch Man, China IL, Over The Garden Wall, Stone Quackers, The Amazing World of Gumball, Tim and Eric
Video games: Elder Scrolls III and V