If any of my watchers out there have the equipment, I'd like some help with a little investigative experiment. As the title says, the experiment is PG, but needs some R+ rated equipment. Specifically, it requires two bullet-style vibrators (or any small sized vibrator, preferably the same model) and also a bit of tape.

What I'd like any volunteer's to do is take these vibrators and tape them just behind their ears, right where the earlobe, skull, and jawbone meet. Then turn on the vibrators, at the same setting if possible. Leave the vibrators on for however long your comfortable, then post your physical, emotional, and mental reactions on this journal. Be sure to let me know how long and how strong you had the vibrators on. After your first try, if you want, you can keep experimenting with different durations, different settings, whatever you want. Just be sure to let me know what happens.

Thanks, all!

It's called 'Nutaku.' They've got a few general issue games, but their bread and butter is games with hentai elements. The games are pretty fun, though waiting around for stamina to regenerate is a pain. I wouldn't mind seeing a few of you guys around. Here's a quick break down on some of their stuff:

Millenium War Agis: It's aTower Defence, so it's not really my thing. You guys may want to try it, though.

Lord of Valkyrie: You are the Valkyrie Knight and your job is to awaken the descendants of the ancient Valkyries that protected the world from evil. You do this by 'infusing them with your essence.' It's a cool game, you equip yourself to improve your stats, form a party of Valkyries which you train and take on automated quests. Cards can be 'awakened' twice (except for commons) and the second awakening comes with a hentai scene.

Peropero Seduction: You are trying to stop your brother, the Naked King, from enslaving an army of hot girls to take over the world. It's called a 'card battle game,' but I don't really see any of that. the automated missions are just poor slot machines. You unlock Hentai scenes when you beat enemies in 'battle' in story quests.

Angelic Saga: Now this IS a card battle game. You proceed through automated quests to reach boss battles. You fight them with a deck of cards (it plays a lot like YuGiOh). When you defeat the bosses, you earn the boss' card and a hentai scene.

Ultra Adventure Go GO Osawari Island: What can I say? It's a Pokemon derivative where the creatures are the embodiment of the sexual desires of hot girls. You form a party to capture more of these 'eromon.' Each one has as few as 3 or as many as 10 hentai scenes that you unlock by spending 'Lovey Points' to essentially evolve them. The combat system is an interesting combo of Final Fantasy and combo making, and the eromon stats and abilities are surprisingly complex.

Girl's Kingdom: Can't say much. It's a Castle Clash style game, so I'm not that interested.

Dragon Tactics Memories: Another game with a deceptively in-depth combat system. You raise knights to try to rescue the Dragonblood Princesses (who are also fighters) to save your kingdom from old enemies. Very fun if you can get past all the bookkeeping. Hentai scenes are unlocked when you Awaken certain cards (with a heart in the lower right corner) and you get two scenes for each marked card.

Hitsuji Chronicle: Haven't played this yet, but it looks interesting. It's an old-school dungeon crawler type game (think Bard's Tale) and you have a town that you can power up for bonuses. Your party is made up of girls that you can equip with items. I'm not sure how you get the hentai in this one, but it's probably by ranking up your party members.

Duel Squad: Haven't played this yet, either, but from what I've seen, it plays mostly like Dragon Tactics, Memories, though the story is very different.

Those are most of the games they have. Head on over to nutaku.net to learn more. If you start playing, drop me a line, let's be Allies. (note: I'm 'Hentiro' on Lord of Valkyrie). Comment below if you want to hook up.

I understand there's some kind of sporting event on, too?

We've all seen pictures of gimps around, on TV, on the net, in movies, but what EXACTLY is a gimp and how does it fit into a sexual lifestyle? How do YOU define a Gimp? How do you see them?

...spontaneously generated a new swear word? I just did. It's 'frugg'.

A funny little man comes up to you and says they will give you a magic item at no cost or consequence, but the item must do a mundane, ordinary thing. What would you ask for?

I just had an idea for a Robot Chicken sketch. A gay mutant with electro-kinetic powers runs for office. The sketch is called 'Powdered Milk.'

...to everyone but my Asian watchers. I'll get to you in a month.

For me, it's a moment from A Lost Claus, the Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends Christmas special. It's that moment at the end when Frankie is trying to figure out where all the presents and stuff came from and she's finally forced to admit the truth to herself. The sheer look of wonder in her face is pure Christmas to me.

Let's try another one. You know how it works.

...which would you rather get: Favorites or Comments?

Let's give this another go. I usually only get responses from one or two loyal viewers (You're much appreciated!), but let's see if anything interesting comes up.

Ever since Firefox updated back on Sept. 22, it hasn't worked right for me. Anything that runs on Flash is constantly crashing (INCLUDING LIVESTREAM! ARRRGHHH!!!!!!) and Firefox is constantly freezing to the point that I have to use Task Manager to shut it down. Anyone have any clue why it's happening or what I can do to fix it?

Let's give it another go! Ask me or my characters anything and I'll get back to you with an answer.

It's been a while, so go ahead, ask me or my characters anything. Chances are I'll answer.

A member of the Furry community that didn't know who Bunnie Rabbot is.

1. FINALLY!!!

2. Great, now there's gonna be a ton of submission bombs as people consolidate their accounts.

Does anyone else have this problem: every time I try to watch something on Twitch.TV, it's the same story. I end up getting 3 seconds of action followed by 10 seconds of the feed reloading. This happens with NO OTHER SITE I GO TO. Has anyone else experienced this and do you have a solution?

Time for me to catch up on Adventure Time. Can anyone tell me a good place to find Adventure Time episodes? I haven't really kept up with the show since Flame Princess ascended to the throne of Flame Kingdom.

Am I the only person who thinks Nintendo was actively trying to be suggestive when they designed Splatoon's new battle mode?

We've all seen things in the entertainment industry that failed to live up to expectations. Occasionally, we know EXACTLY what we would do to fix it if we had the chance. Here's your chance to get it out. If someone gave you a chance to remake/redesign/rewrite anything you wanted, what would it be and how would you change it? Respond to this journal with what you would fix.

Anyone used this program before? It sounds useful and convenient, and it's part of Firefox's basic features now, but is it safe? Is it private? Does it cause any unexpected problems?

Capt. Hastings (Paraphrased): If such a beautiful woman can make her self up to look like that dowdy, ugly old nurse, then a woman could go the other way, couldn't she? Where does that leave us?

Hercule Poirot: At the beginnings of wisdom, my friend.

 tydrian does some of the nicest, gentlest, most inoffensive bondage art on FA, and yet he's decided to stop posting it here because he's worried that real women take offense to it.

PROVE HIM WRONG!!!!

If you're a real, flesh and blood woman, head over to his journal (http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/6716456/) and let him know that you don't find it offensive. Better yet, let him know that you like it!! He's looking for 50 real women to let him know he's not a freak!

To you guys who read this, SPREAD THE WORD!

Name your top 3 favorite characters that you think look better in fan art than in their original forms.