Yeah, I had to experiment with this newfangled tech. Here's my A.I.-generated gallery on DA. So far, it's all rabbits. u///w///u
https://www.deviantart.com/iggyhaza.....enerated-stuff

I got to pet a couple of goaties a couple of days ago-go! ^w^ Some friends and muhself, last Saturday, went to the z0o in Fort Wayne, Indiana. Something we hadn't done in years. One of the first things I noticed was a plaque with the name "Rothschild" (pronounced "ROTH-shield," not "Roth's Child") on it. But never mind that. One thing I always do whenever I go there is pet the goats (which has been practically a tradition since I was an '80s kid in the '80s-go-nuts). They were being fed and combed by everyone there. They lay on each other like doggoids! >w< This was the one time that they didn't try to nibble my hands, fingers, or clothes.

Fun fact: The real reason goats like to eat and taste everything isn't because they're gluttons trying to outperform pigs or whatnot. It's actually because they're epicurian gourmands seeking the highest quality fo0d sources.

Tell me what you think of this: https://www.deviantart.com/iggyhaza.....tion-972654740

"Magog" refers to Russia, but in the context that it's usually used, it's referring to the Russian state, not the people. The Ukrainian people and the Russian people are both oppressed by the same "power" or "principality" that happens to be known by the ancient name, Magog. Putin's particular style of autocratic tyranny is less Stalin and more Napoleon. He's even close to the same height as Napoleon (who was of average height for his time and place, but a "manlet" by today's standards). Oh, and Putin's the same height as me (5'7") so I'm not hypocritically making fun of him for being a "manlet." I'm making fun of him for being a "gangster imperialist."

Why does the American right love him so much?! A lot of his talking points, like claiming to be fighting faschismo and whatnot, plus the fact that he's a big fan of gun control, sound like stuff the left says (I say this as an ex-rightoid-turned-sensible-or-whatever, but specifically lib-right, who always hated ALL totalitarian ideologies equally). There's especially no excuse for Christians to be singing praises to him because Ezekiel 38 says to do the exact opposite: to rebuke the Magog regime for its tyranny. It also refers to the "prince" (a euphemism for a generic lord or ruler) of Rosh, Meshech, and Tubal. Those names refer to Russia, Moscow, and Siberia, respectively.

Just because the Rothschilds exist doesn't mean Putin is the good guy. There are lots of bad guys in this world. Some are worse than others. How evil do you have to be to be called out by name in the Bible?! Problem is, most mainstream Christians don't value prophecy as much as they ought. Maybe I'm coming from somewhat of a Ralsei-like perspective here, but there has to be something to it, otherwise so much effort wouldn't have been put into it. So why sing praises to Magog when your mission should be to rebuke its tyranny?!

Btw, it's pronounced "ROTH-shield," not "Roth's Child." People sound like morons when they say it wrong. And yes, I'm making that connection because of QAnon. They're half right, half wrong. They're right about the Rothschild cabal, but they're wrong about Putin. Did they forget that Putin backed the Baader-Meinhoff gang when he was a KGB overseer of the Stasi back when Germany was still divided?! There's no coming back from that. That's who and what he is: a facilitator of state-sponsored terror. That's all he'll ever be. That's all he's capable of being: a chinless, melon-headed, autocratic barbarian masquerading as a champion of "civilization" or whatever. According to the Book of Revelation, the Antichrist will pull the exact same gig and gullible sheep will fall for it "hook, line, and sinker."

You have to imagine me saying that last bit in the voice of Jeremy Irons.

Spamton w/Smash TV soundbite: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21lRURcwZhU

Bunnyburrow might be based on rural Pennsylvania, but it could just as so0n be based on rural Indiana. We're pretty much Hufflepuff Hobbits. Anyway, I went to a local fair (and yes, it was a veritable smorGASbord) with some friends and we watched a destruction derby. And yes, I heard music from Destruction Derby 2 in my head while watching it.

Specifically this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XaZjd4Huev4

One of the cars had Bowser's logo on it and there was a guy in the audience wearing a "Team Mario" t-shirt. There was also a car with Sonic painted on it (white on blue reverse colors), and the driver's name was stenciled on the side in the style of the Sega logo. The best car was one with a custom muffler that stuck straight up from the engine. No hood. Didn't overheat.

The vehicle with Bowser's logo on it also had the word "Roo" painted on the back. Probably a nickname. That immediately made me think of an adorkable anthro weight gain scenario with a kangaroo or wallaby - turned "blubberroo" or "wallablob" - fattened up into a helpless bloated blubber blob by a giggling horde of cuddle-mongers (various species, whatever you care to imagine) and put on display for all to see. But what if wasn't just a town or county fair or whatnot. What if it was an entire PLANET whose culture was based on that town/county fair motif with a carnival atmosphere from which there's no escape?!

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I also saw a jumbo-size dragonfly. The sound of the engines seemed to affect its flight because it bounced in the air whenever an engine revved. A couple of summers ago-go, I was at the same festivus, and I saw a similar jumbo-size dragonfly while listening to a local band do some cover songs. The heavy beats affected its flight and it bounced in the air along with the beat!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qzo.....rUk&t=378s (timestamp 6:18 or 378s)

Apparently, Susie has an older brother in the military.

As a beer snob, I have to say this: ALL light beer is pedestrian trough water no matter who's in charge of what.

Ralsei is a giddy goat while doing the "555 95472" dance (NOT the "Charlie Brown" dance).
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oG0dDbC_HyU

'Membah Jonny Quest?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-T6UeOHZQ2c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7x4vrElbUI0

'Membah Strange Brew?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jeQ6PdYDtjI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Lz2lJ245EA

'Membah Newton's Apple?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLM6WHM5ylI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4k0w7lveno

'Membah 'The Equalizer' (the original)?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LvxT7cwMj3k

'Membah 'The Hitchhiker'?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4myx4HaFcI

'Membah 'It' (1990)? (Also used the Gaster Blaster sound effect from Undertale.)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PwAlFJhiDhk

'Membah this meme?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTfXtp31Jho

A few nights ago, starting around midnight of March 30th, I "blissed" for about nine hours using a recently "upgraded" version of this belly thing...
https://www.furaffinity.net/view/43962560/
https://www.furaffinity.net/view/44207515/

Also refer back to this old journal entry: https://www.furaffinity.net/journal/9615984/

To get the "full" (heh) blissing effect, I usually gorge myself on stuff that bloats my bowels so I fart as much as possible, imagining myself surrounded by hundreds of trillions of cuddle-mongering giggle-grrls and/or fae folk of various sizes (from fairies who love to tickle to giants who love to massage) so I feel as comfy, relaxed, and bloated as possible while also feeling helpless and humiliated. In the past, I've experimented with different "bloat recipes," but I tried something different this time: Metamucil Fiber Thins cookies (chocolate) and Purple Cow "sugar-free" ice cream (vanilla because it was all I could find for that brand that was "sugar-free" and I wanted to see if Purple Cow could match Blue Bunny). Oh, and did it ever work!
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I still think Blue Bunny is better than Purple Cow, though. Gotta love those brand names. But those Metamucil cookies are the main issue here. If you need some "fart fuel" so you can be a "fartiste" like Just A Gassy Fatty on YouTube (who lets muhself and others use his, eh..."sound effects" in videos), assuming you have the time and place to do that, then try Metamucil products. Don't OD too much, though. A daily serving size of those cookies is two and I ate four.
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[cue reference to a deleted LotR scene where Pippin mentions that he ate four whole pieces of "nasty elf bread"]

Imagine yourself as the helpless pet fartblob. If you blush, then it'll happen to you for real!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ncEIz28BFF8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrB0V218dCA

Made another one of these. Used a fart sound effect from Trollhunter and tried out a different editing effect.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFhKsWYf68U

March 18th, Saturday. I sure hope no one captures me and fattens me up til I'm the size of a mountain and my butt's visible from space!
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Just a little ditty I did with Mettaton dancing all quickly-go-nuts to David Bowie's 'The Heart's Filthy Lesson' (chipmunk'd to 150%).
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIvdNUTyhRM

Here's an anti-Putin/anti-imperialist protest poem I wrote. It's chock full of ominous esoteric allusions and whatnot.
https://www.deviantart.com/iggyhaza.....utin-927167127

Does this irk you too? I can't stand it when someone is describing a person or thing that has a distinct front as the subject of their sentence and they refer to left and right relative to THEIR position rather than the subject's position. My left and right sides don't cease to be my left and right just because I'm facing you and you're describing me. Same the other way around. So why do some people have such a hard time with this? It's important for this to be a universal standard (for the same reason left and right are a universal standard).

What got me thinking about this (most recently) was a YouTube video I was watching where a guy was describing the mutated William Birkin from the remake of Resident Evil 2. They said that it was the LEFT side of his body that mutated when it's clearly his RIGHT. Another example was a YouTube movie reviewer (I won't say which one because this isn't meant to be personal, it's just an observation) describing the box art of a movie and he said something about a character's right arm while zooming in on their left arm. It was to the viewer's right, but it was the character's left. Again, why is this so hard for some people to understand? Clear and concise communication is important.

An extreme example of what happens when this aspect of communication is neglected is death by surgical malpractice because a surgeon removed a limb or organ from the wrong side of the body due to miscommunication or misunderstanding regarding lateralization. In everyday life, it's not that extreme, but it wouldn't be an issue at any rate if we allowed it to be a universal standard. Hufflepuff, represent!

Because Undertale music goes with everything.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zaXo9bfoGTA

There's other music in there too, including but not limited to a tune from System Shock 2.

Omega Cabin will Swallow Your SOUL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7kpQnG7MN0

Do you think my photography (some of it, anyway) is good enough to sell? I might need some supplemental income, so I'd like to look into that. Any advice welcome.

https://www.deviantart.com/iggyhaza...../nature-scenes

Also, do you think I should upload my DA nature photos to FA?

Two days ago-go (Tuesday, 06/21/2022), I encountered a bumpy toad and I petteded the bumpy toad. ^w^
https://www.deviantart.com/iggyhaza.....Toad-920041227

https://blog.malwarebytes.com/scams.....rted-you-scam/

I almost fell prey to this scam today (06/07/2022). Be aware of this malarkius maximus.

There was an episode of Stranger Things 4 that had a Camp Crosley poster which just happens to be a real summer camp that I went to when I was 10 years old in 1990 with a spiky-go-nuts mullet. That show hits me extra hard because I was a for-real '80s kid in the '80s AND it takes place (mostly) in muh native Indiana. Of course, the main characters - other than the "grown-ups" (spoken in Jello Biafra voice, and if you don't know who Jello Biafra is, I pity the life you've wasted) - were all born between the late '60s and the mid '70s, meaning that even the youngest of them are older than muh big bro.

Granted, there's a chance that the Camp Crosley poster isn't really referencing the camp I went to and they just picked a name out of a hat, not realizing that it just happens to be the real name of a real summer camp. Btw, there's a restaurant in a neighboring town that serves a sandwich called "Jason's Revenge."

Today, my Alphys side (the part of me that likes kawaii stuff spiked with zaniness) made this video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L97O0Xwt_so

And my Undyne side (the part of me that likes action and adventure stuff) made this one:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GtEYomGO1Ho

Sorry I haven't done anything or been around lately. A buddy of mine lost his job, so I've been palling around with him to take the edge off. Also, I've been playing S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Anomaly. Like, A LOT of S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Anomaly.

March 18th is muh birthday. Does anyone want to fatten me up til my butt's visible from space?
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