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General | Posted 17 years agoSorry to every one! I havent been on for 9months i think it is maybe not! but thanks for the watches and the favs! I shall get more up soon but i havent done any furries in a long time so dont kill me if they dont even have ears or a tail! lol
whats next?
General | Posted 18 years agoMood: ConfusedListening to: Wild Rock~ Saiyuki reloadReading: To TerraWatching: Wouldn't you like to know!Playing: StupidEating: gum~ I always chew gum, unless i'm not.Drinking: chochlate milk!I currently am wrighting this journal out of boredom! I am in studyhall and have nothing to do. AMUSE ME! ... nevermind! I am currently...i dont know! I had a whle lot of great ideas to write down but now they are all lost. Damn. Oh well.
I am looking for new songs to put on my Mp3 Do any of you have any ideas? I suer dont. If your wondering. I listen to Every thing but classical. (yes i even listen to opera... if it is good!) My friend just turend 16 Yeah! And my other friend is currently going to colledge to get her degree in law enforcement (ha!) She wouldnt make the best cop but oh well! Good luck to her.
I am looking for new songs to put on my Mp3 Do any of you have any ideas? I suer dont. If your wondering. I listen to Every thing but classical. (yes i even listen to opera... if it is good!) My friend just turend 16 Yeah! And my other friend is currently going to colledge to get her degree in law enforcement (ha!) She wouldnt make the best cop but oh well! Good luck to her.
The 'how come" Thread
General | Posted 18 years agoMood: CheerfulListening to: my best friend complaine about how cold it isReading: Mugen SpiralWatching: My best friend read Pichi Pichi PitchPlaying: StupidEating: Doritos While shoving one up friends noseDrinking: Very fruity juiceThe "how come..." thread
I was on a site where peole were asking questions so they got answered!
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Can you cry under water?
Yes.
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How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
Well, they either have to be a President or an ass... or both.
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If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
Because, if they had twigs, people wouldn't be so ready to trust them with their money. AKA - Branches are stronger than twigs!
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Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?
Because breadpans are square, while animals are meaty and round.
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Why do you have to "put your two cents in"... but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?
Congratulations, you've just discovered the secret to "higher math"!
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Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
No, it's worse. Clothes, you see, don't have souls. So, you spend your eternity... naked.
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What disease did cured ham actually have?
Trichinosis.
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How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
Well, rockets don't have wheels... isn't that obvious? Oh, and people then were less lazy.
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Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?
Because... ummm... that's about how often older men and pregnant women have to pee in the night.
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If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
I would think so, but at least a deaf person should have no problem signing any paperwork.
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If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you?
Only if you burp.
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Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
People pay good money to see a movie... they want to get INvolved in what they watch, then. But TV is free, and you have to turn it ON in order to watch it.
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Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
Because they want to see if the little ants down below are really people.
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How come we choose from just two people for President and fifty for Miss America?
Because sex sells, while Presidents tend to stress people out. The less of them to look at, the better!
Quote:
Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
They do that to give you a chance to hide your dirty underwear.
Quote:
If a 911 operator has a heart attack, whom does he/she call?
Ghostbusters?
Quote:
Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?
Because a bra covers a "singular" feature, while panties cover multiple attributes.
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Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup?
No. However, they do get the same level of nutrition.
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Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out!"
Probably the same person who "discovered" mushrooms.
Quote:
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
Because toasters are evil.
Quote:
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
Most likely, your bulb needs replacing. Or you bought a cheap refrigerator/freezer.
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When your photo is taken for your driver's license, why do they tell you to smile? If you are stopped by the police and asked for your license, are you going to be smiling?
Only if I use that public speaking trick, and imagine the officer is naked.
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If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?
Because cracking corn is noisy, so he got noticed.
Quote:
Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
Only if you prop said corpse up in the passenger seat. (Don't forget to buckle him/her in...)
Quote:
If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
Well, he actually did figure out how, but... as usual... Gilligan screwed it up.
Quote:
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
Because pointing at your crotch has a different meaning, entirely.... *
Quote:
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
Better question is, why doesn't Pluto wear clothes!? Or, why doesn't Goofy run around naked.... * (Oh, oh! Even better question... Why don't Goofy and Pluto sniff each other's butts? They're both dogs!)
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What do you call male ballerinas?
Ballerinos.
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Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream?
Yes, they dream. But no, they can't "see" their dreams, unless they lost their sight later in life, rather than at birth.
Quote:
If Wyle E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
It's the principle of the thing. That, and I've heard roadrunners are very delicious (and not available on any menu or store shelf...)
Quote:
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
Mineral oil.
Quote:
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Not sure, but I have heard of morons sticking butter knives into toasters, and getting themselves electrocuted (Remember, toasters are evil...)
Quote:
Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?
Hey, don't forget Disneyland!
Quote:
Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
You delight in spreading rumors, don't you?
Quote:
Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
Because I can, and proud of it, too!
Quote:
Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?
Because an asteroid would be a bigger pain, if it hit you in the butt. That, and when your hemorrhoids flare up, it feels like half the planet is stuck up there.
Quote:
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
Before you blew in the dog's face, did you remember to brush your teeth? Dogs don't like halitosis any more than you do, and they have better noses!
I was on a site where peole were asking questions so they got answered!
Quote:
Can you cry under water?
Yes.
Quote:
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
Well, they either have to be a President or an ass... or both.
Quote:
If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
Because, if they had twigs, people wouldn't be so ready to trust them with their money. AKA - Branches are stronger than twigs!
Quote:
Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?
Because breadpans are square, while animals are meaty and round.
Quote:
Why do you have to "put your two cents in"... but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?
Congratulations, you've just discovered the secret to "higher math"!
Quote:
Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
No, it's worse. Clothes, you see, don't have souls. So, you spend your eternity... naked.
Quote:
What disease did cured ham actually have?
Trichinosis.
Quote:
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
Well, rockets don't have wheels... isn't that obvious? Oh, and people then were less lazy.
Quote:
Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?
Because... ummm... that's about how often older men and pregnant women have to pee in the night.
Quote:
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
I would think so, but at least a deaf person should have no problem signing any paperwork.
Quote:
If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you?
Only if you burp.
Quote:
Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
People pay good money to see a movie... they want to get INvolved in what they watch, then. But TV is free, and you have to turn it ON in order to watch it.
Quote:
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
Because they want to see if the little ants down below are really people.
Quote:
How come we choose from just two people for President and fifty for Miss America?
Because sex sells, while Presidents tend to stress people out. The less of them to look at, the better!
Quote:
Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
They do that to give you a chance to hide your dirty underwear.
Quote:
If a 911 operator has a heart attack, whom does he/she call?
Ghostbusters?
Quote:
Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?
Because a bra covers a "singular" feature, while panties cover multiple attributes.
Quote:
Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup?
No. However, they do get the same level of nutrition.
Quote:
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out!"
Probably the same person who "discovered" mushrooms.
Quote:
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
Because toasters are evil.
Quote:
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
Most likely, your bulb needs replacing. Or you bought a cheap refrigerator/freezer.
Quote:
When your photo is taken for your driver's license, why do they tell you to smile? If you are stopped by the police and asked for your license, are you going to be smiling?
Only if I use that public speaking trick, and imagine the officer is naked.
Quote:
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?
Because cracking corn is noisy, so he got noticed.
Quote:
Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
Only if you prop said corpse up in the passenger seat. (Don't forget to buckle him/her in...)
Quote:
If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
Well, he actually did figure out how, but... as usual... Gilligan screwed it up.
Quote:
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
Because pointing at your crotch has a different meaning, entirely.... *
Quote:
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
Better question is, why doesn't Pluto wear clothes!? Or, why doesn't Goofy run around naked.... * (Oh, oh! Even better question... Why don't Goofy and Pluto sniff each other's butts? They're both dogs!)
Quote:
What do you call male ballerinas?
Ballerinos.
Quote:
Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream?
Yes, they dream. But no, they can't "see" their dreams, unless they lost their sight later in life, rather than at birth.
Quote:
If Wyle E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
It's the principle of the thing. That, and I've heard roadrunners are very delicious (and not available on any menu or store shelf...)
Quote:
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
Mineral oil.
Quote:
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Not sure, but I have heard of morons sticking butter knives into toasters, and getting themselves electrocuted (Remember, toasters are evil...)
Quote:
Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?
Hey, don't forget Disneyland!
Quote:
Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
You delight in spreading rumors, don't you?
Quote:
Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
Because I can, and proud of it, too!
Quote:
Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?
Because an asteroid would be a bigger pain, if it hit you in the butt. That, and when your hemorrhoids flare up, it feels like half the planet is stuck up there.
Quote:
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
Before you blew in the dog's face, did you remember to brush your teeth? Dogs don't like halitosis any more than you do, and they have better noses!
konnichiwa
General | Posted 18 years agoHello i am new here so i would love it if i got some help any tips would be great!
