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Posted 16 years agoTagged by 
animaster123...
1) My first video game was a Pong console. It had 4 games: Pong, Pong with two paddles on each side (one in front of the other), Anti-Pong (you try to catch the ball in the moveable hole in a wall)...and one that I've forgotten.
2) I still have my tonsils.
3) I have been on 3 continents.
4) In 2000 I was a contestant on Win Ben Stein's Money. It was the episode with the Ben Stein voodoo doll.
5) Seeing a discarded plushy makes me really sad.
6) I can play The William Tell Overture with the pops that my jaw makes.
7) I can swim 7 strokes: Crawl, Breast, Side, Butterfly, Back, Underwater, and one I invented myself: Dolphin.
8) When Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope first came out a friend and I snuck out and sat next to the drive-thru theatre where it was playing and listened to the movie soundtrack on our AM radios. We couldn't see the screen...
9) I have studied cemeteries.
10) Sitting down, my belly is bigger than a 60" measuring tape.
11) I know how to ride horses bareback.
12) I am very shy in large groups of people; I prefer to be around only one or a few people in social situations.
13) I have accelerated my truck through a huge redwood tree that fell on the road just in front of me, shattering it into a bazillion pieces of rotted wood.
14) My first fat furry drawing was of a Megatherium when I was about 14.
15) I was a church organist when I was 15.
16) I have been to 16 other countries.
17) I have set foot in 17 other states.
18) I lived in a tent in the Inyo Mountains for a month.
19) My favourite computer games are Heroes of Might and Magic IV and Masters of Orion II.
20) When there are no pedals available, I play part of Bach's Toccata and Fuge in D-Minor with my nose.
21) When I wiggle my nose it's because I'm displeased or because its full of boogers.
22) I was a virgin (as regards people) until I was 22.
23) I have four favourite numbers.
24) Brown is my favourite colour.
25) I won Ben Stein's totebag.
animaster123...1) My first video game was a Pong console. It had 4 games: Pong, Pong with two paddles on each side (one in front of the other), Anti-Pong (you try to catch the ball in the moveable hole in a wall)...and one that I've forgotten.
2) I still have my tonsils.
3) I have been on 3 continents.
4) In 2000 I was a contestant on Win Ben Stein's Money. It was the episode with the Ben Stein voodoo doll.
5) Seeing a discarded plushy makes me really sad.
6) I can play The William Tell Overture with the pops that my jaw makes.
7) I can swim 7 strokes: Crawl, Breast, Side, Butterfly, Back, Underwater, and one I invented myself: Dolphin.
8) When Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope first came out a friend and I snuck out and sat next to the drive-thru theatre where it was playing and listened to the movie soundtrack on our AM radios. We couldn't see the screen...
9) I have studied cemeteries.
10) Sitting down, my belly is bigger than a 60" measuring tape.
11) I know how to ride horses bareback.
12) I am very shy in large groups of people; I prefer to be around only one or a few people in social situations.
13) I have accelerated my truck through a huge redwood tree that fell on the road just in front of me, shattering it into a bazillion pieces of rotted wood.
14) My first fat furry drawing was of a Megatherium when I was about 14.
15) I was a church organist when I was 15.
16) I have been to 16 other countries.
17) I have set foot in 17 other states.
18) I lived in a tent in the Inyo Mountains for a month.
19) My favourite computer games are Heroes of Might and Magic IV and Masters of Orion II.
20) When there are no pedals available, I play part of Bach's Toccata and Fuge in D-Minor with my nose.
21) When I wiggle my nose it's because I'm displeased or because its full of boogers.
22) I was a virgin (as regards people) until I was 22.
23) I have four favourite numbers.
24) Brown is my favourite colour.
25) I won Ben Stein's totebag.
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Star Wars: Retold (by someone who hasn't seen it)
Posted 17 years agoActually by someone who has only seen little bits and pieces of it. So so so so very funny!
http://vimeo.com/2809991
Enjoy!
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Worst. President. Ever.
Posted 17 years ago22% final approval rating. Lowest rating ever in the 70 years they have been measuring such things.
Yeah, buddy. Maybe after Hurricaine Katrina you should have landed Air Force One in Baton Rouge. With a big banner on it: "Reconstruction Accomplished". That would have fixed everything.
Oh and a clue on those shoes? That guy wasn't trying to assassinate or injure you with them. He was telling you that you suck.
Have fun folding the back covers of the Mad Magazines together in your Presidential Library.
Now get the hell out of office and shut your whiney spoiled frat-boy word-hole the fuck up you fuck-up.
78% of us never want to hear another word from you.
Ever.
Yeah, buddy. Maybe after Hurricaine Katrina you should have landed Air Force One in Baton Rouge. With a big banner on it: "Reconstruction Accomplished". That would have fixed everything.
Oh and a clue on those shoes? That guy wasn't trying to assassinate or injure you with them. He was telling you that you suck.
Have fun folding the back covers of the Mad Magazines together in your Presidential Library.
Now get the hell out of office and shut your whiney spoiled frat-boy word-hole the fuck up you fuck-up.
78% of us never want to hear another word from you.
Ever.
End of the Year Meme
Posted 17 years agoStolen from 
kaa via 
bobbuffalo
1. Where did you begin 2008?
Same as where I'm at now...only poorer and lighter.
2. What was your status by Valentines Day?
Daddy
3. Were you in school anytime this year?
Nope
4. Did you have to go to the hospital?
Yes to the emergency room...then checked myself out.
5. Did you have any encounters with the police?
Nope
6. Where did you go on vacation?
The Great White North
7. What did you purchase that was over $100?
Big Yoshi plushy
8. Did you know anybody who got married?
Yes - two gay friends.
9. Did you know anybody who passed away?
Nope
10. Did you move anywhere?
Nope
11. What sporting events did you attend?
None
12. What concerts/shows did you go to?
None
13. Describe your birthday.
It was in the middle of my vacation...spending it with the most important person in my life.
14. What is the ONE thing you thought you would not do, but did, in 2008?
Completely shun somefur I had accepted into my family.
15. What have been your favourite moments?
All the times my son made me laugh.
16. Any new additions to your family?
Just some pounds! XD
17. What was your best month?
October
18. Who has been your best drinking buddy?
Don't drink
19. Made new friends?
Yes...
frisby
20. Favorite Night out?
Don't go out at night.
21. Other than home, where did you spend most of your time?
At work.
22. Have you lost any friends this year?
One.
23. Change your hairstyle?
Heh, no...but cut it myself for the first time!
24. Have any car accidents?
Nope
25. How old did you turn this year?
44
26. Do you have a New Years resolution?
Nope. Don't do that.
27. Do anything embarrassing?
Snored so loud on the plane that the lady next to me jabbed me awake with her elbow.
28. Buy anything from eBay?
Nope
29. Get married or divorced?
Nope
30. Get hit on?
Oh yeah...probably more than any other year in my entire life!
31. Been snowboarding?
Get real.
32. Did you get sick this year?
Only if toothaches count.
33. Are you happy to see 2008 go?
Unsure. I had the both the best and worst times of my life this year.
34. Been naughty or nice?
Mostly very nice.
35. What are you looking forward to most in 2009?
Getting on with my unfolding future...
Happy New Year everyfur!
kaa via 
bobbuffalo1. Where did you begin 2008?
Same as where I'm at now...only poorer and lighter.
2. What was your status by Valentines Day?
Daddy
3. Were you in school anytime this year?
Nope
4. Did you have to go to the hospital?
Yes to the emergency room...then checked myself out.
5. Did you have any encounters with the police?
Nope
6. Where did you go on vacation?
The Great White North
7. What did you purchase that was over $100?
Big Yoshi plushy
8. Did you know anybody who got married?
Yes - two gay friends.
9. Did you know anybody who passed away?
Nope
10. Did you move anywhere?
Nope
11. What sporting events did you attend?
None
12. What concerts/shows did you go to?
None
13. Describe your birthday.
It was in the middle of my vacation...spending it with the most important person in my life.
14. What is the ONE thing you thought you would not do, but did, in 2008?
Completely shun somefur I had accepted into my family.
15. What have been your favourite moments?
All the times my son made me laugh.
16. Any new additions to your family?
Just some pounds! XD
17. What was your best month?
October
18. Who has been your best drinking buddy?
Don't drink
19. Made new friends?
Yes...
frisby20. Favorite Night out?
Don't go out at night.
21. Other than home, where did you spend most of your time?
At work.
22. Have you lost any friends this year?
One.
23. Change your hairstyle?
Heh, no...but cut it myself for the first time!
24. Have any car accidents?
Nope
25. How old did you turn this year?
44
26. Do you have a New Years resolution?
Nope. Don't do that.
27. Do anything embarrassing?
Snored so loud on the plane that the lady next to me jabbed me awake with her elbow.
28. Buy anything from eBay?
Nope
29. Get married or divorced?
Nope
30. Get hit on?
Oh yeah...probably more than any other year in my entire life!
31. Been snowboarding?
Get real.
32. Did you get sick this year?
Only if toothaches count.
33. Are you happy to see 2008 go?
Unsure. I had the both the best and worst times of my life this year.
34. Been naughty or nice?
Mostly very nice.
35. What are you looking forward to most in 2009?
Getting on with my unfolding future...
Happy New Year everyfur!
Recipe Meme
Posted 17 years ago======================================
RECIPE MEME
Rules
1) Final Result MUST BE EDIBLE!
2) Final Result must be fairly unique (not readily available at typical restaurants)
3) Must not require a BA in Food Prep to complete
4) Must not cost a Gajillion Dollars / Euros / Rubles / Yen to complete
4a) ie - 90% off-the-shelf ingrediants.
5) Must be under 1 hour in total prep / serving time.
6) There is NOOOOOO..... "Rule 6"
7) Link back to the original journal (http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/568283/) and reply with your journal link if you complete your own.
======================================
My mom got this recipe from some 1950s magazine...I have improved it over the many years I have been making them.
BAR-B-CUPS
½ Red Onion
some Garlic (optional)
some Rosemary (optional)
1 Frying Pan
1 pound Ground Beef
Some sort of No-Stick (spray) Product
Muffin Pan(s)
4 Tubes Hungry Jack Biscuits (or something similar)
some Seasoned Salt (optional)
1 box Brown Sugar
1 bottle Your Favourite Bar-B-Que Sauce
1 bottle Another Bar-B-Que Sauce
1 bag Doritos Nacho Chips
1 package Shredded Jack Cheese
some Large Plates
Dice the red onion and (optional) garlic. Mix with the (optional) rosemary. Set aside. If your Jack Cheese isn't already shredded, cut it into slices about 1 inch square, and put in refrigerator.
Put the Ground Beef into the frying pan; cook over medium heat. Drain the grease. Repeat until little or no grease comes out of the meat.
While the meat is cooking, coat the muffin pans with the no-stick (spray) product. Open a tube of biscuits, and remove one biscuit. Pull the biscuit apart so there's two of them that are half as thin as the original biscuit was. Overlap the two bisuit parts so they make a figure-8 pattern (like the infinity symbol); press them together in the middle and place in one of the spots in the greased muffin pan. Repeat for the rest of the bisuits in the tube. When each muffin pan is filled, put it in the refrigerator.
NOTE: Muffin pans tend to have 6 holes in them and the biscuit tubes have 10 biscuits in them. Go figure.
Alternate between draining the grease from the cooking meat and filling the muffin pans with biscuits.
When all the grease has been removed from the cooking meat, mix in the diced onion (garlic, and rosemary). Add some Seasoned Salt if you like. Turn the heat down low, stir and let simmer for a little bit. If you still have another muffin pan to fill with biscuits, do that now.
Add about 2-3 tablespoons of brown sugar to the cooking meat. Mix and let simmer. Open the two bottles of barbecue sauce and mix in about half of each. Stir and make sure there's enough sauce to change the colour of all the meat, but not su much that the meat is sitting in a lake of sauce. Let simmer for a few minutes.
Preheat the over per the instructions on the biscuit tubes.
Taste the meat - if it tastes too much like barbecue sauce, add another tablespoon of brown sugar. Mix and let simmer. Taste again until the tang of the barbecue sauce has been blunted by the sugar. If you end up adding too much sugar and it tastes too sweet, add more sauce and let it cook some more. When the sugar/sauce misture is right...you'll know - it will taste DELICIOUS!
At this point, everyone in the house will smell what you have been doing and will ask "what is that?" Scoop up some of the meat with a Dorito chip and feed it to them. Refrain from eating all the meat at this point.
Turn off the heat under the meat, take the loaded muffin pans out of the refrigerator and line them up on the counter. Spoon the meat into them and fill each one just below the top of each biscuit (you don't want to fill them with too much - they will expand). Any leftover meat can be wolfed down at this point or saved for yummy bar-b-cue sandwiches tomorrow.
Sprinkle some of the jack cheese on top of the meat on each one, or if you used slices put a slice on each one.
Put the muffin pans in the pre-heated oven. Fill any empty spots in the muffin pans about halfway with water before placing in the oven.
Check the bar-b-cups a few minutes BEFORE the end of the recommended cooking time on the biscuit tube. They are done when they are light brown. You don't want them to get dark brown or burnt.
Remove the pans from the oven and QUICKLY remove the bar-b-cups and stack them on the plate(s). Distract your drooling friends with the Doritos while the bar-b-cups cool for 5-10 minutes.
NOTE: In my experience, most people will eat as many bar-b-cups as they can!
Bar-b-cups actually taste even better when refrigerated overnight and re-heated in the microwave the next day. However, due to their extreme tastyness, this is usually an impossibility unless another batch is made after the first one is consumed.
Enjoy!
RECIPE MEME
Rules
1) Final Result MUST BE EDIBLE!
2) Final Result must be fairly unique (not readily available at typical restaurants)
3) Must not require a BA in Food Prep to complete
4) Must not cost a Gajillion Dollars / Euros / Rubles / Yen to complete
4a) ie - 90% off-the-shelf ingrediants.
5) Must be under 1 hour in total prep / serving time.
6) There is NOOOOOO..... "Rule 6"
7) Link back to the original journal (http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/568283/) and reply with your journal link if you complete your own.
======================================
My mom got this recipe from some 1950s magazine...I have improved it over the many years I have been making them.
BAR-B-CUPS
½ Red Onion
some Garlic (optional)
some Rosemary (optional)
1 Frying Pan
1 pound Ground Beef
Some sort of No-Stick (spray) Product
Muffin Pan(s)
4 Tubes Hungry Jack Biscuits (or something similar)
some Seasoned Salt (optional)
1 box Brown Sugar
1 bottle Your Favourite Bar-B-Que Sauce
1 bottle Another Bar-B-Que Sauce
1 bag Doritos Nacho Chips
1 package Shredded Jack Cheese
some Large Plates
Dice the red onion and (optional) garlic. Mix with the (optional) rosemary. Set aside. If your Jack Cheese isn't already shredded, cut it into slices about 1 inch square, and put in refrigerator.
Put the Ground Beef into the frying pan; cook over medium heat. Drain the grease. Repeat until little or no grease comes out of the meat.
While the meat is cooking, coat the muffin pans with the no-stick (spray) product. Open a tube of biscuits, and remove one biscuit. Pull the biscuit apart so there's two of them that are half as thin as the original biscuit was. Overlap the two bisuit parts so they make a figure-8 pattern (like the infinity symbol); press them together in the middle and place in one of the spots in the greased muffin pan. Repeat for the rest of the bisuits in the tube. When each muffin pan is filled, put it in the refrigerator.
NOTE: Muffin pans tend to have 6 holes in them and the biscuit tubes have 10 biscuits in them. Go figure.
Alternate between draining the grease from the cooking meat and filling the muffin pans with biscuits.
When all the grease has been removed from the cooking meat, mix in the diced onion (garlic, and rosemary). Add some Seasoned Salt if you like. Turn the heat down low, stir and let simmer for a little bit. If you still have another muffin pan to fill with biscuits, do that now.
Add about 2-3 tablespoons of brown sugar to the cooking meat. Mix and let simmer. Open the two bottles of barbecue sauce and mix in about half of each. Stir and make sure there's enough sauce to change the colour of all the meat, but not su much that the meat is sitting in a lake of sauce. Let simmer for a few minutes.
Preheat the over per the instructions on the biscuit tubes.
Taste the meat - if it tastes too much like barbecue sauce, add another tablespoon of brown sugar. Mix and let simmer. Taste again until the tang of the barbecue sauce has been blunted by the sugar. If you end up adding too much sugar and it tastes too sweet, add more sauce and let it cook some more. When the sugar/sauce misture is right...you'll know - it will taste DELICIOUS!
At this point, everyone in the house will smell what you have been doing and will ask "what is that?" Scoop up some of the meat with a Dorito chip and feed it to them. Refrain from eating all the meat at this point.
Turn off the heat under the meat, take the loaded muffin pans out of the refrigerator and line them up on the counter. Spoon the meat into them and fill each one just below the top of each biscuit (you don't want to fill them with too much - they will expand). Any leftover meat can be wolfed down at this point or saved for yummy bar-b-cue sandwiches tomorrow.
Sprinkle some of the jack cheese on top of the meat on each one, or if you used slices put a slice on each one.
Put the muffin pans in the pre-heated oven. Fill any empty spots in the muffin pans about halfway with water before placing in the oven.
Check the bar-b-cups a few minutes BEFORE the end of the recommended cooking time on the biscuit tube. They are done when they are light brown. You don't want them to get dark brown or burnt.
Remove the pans from the oven and QUICKLY remove the bar-b-cups and stack them on the plate(s). Distract your drooling friends with the Doritos while the bar-b-cups cool for 5-10 minutes.
NOTE: In my experience, most people will eat as many bar-b-cups as they can!
Bar-b-cups actually taste even better when refrigerated overnight and re-heated in the microwave the next day. However, due to their extreme tastyness, this is usually an impossibility unless another batch is made after the first one is consumed.
Enjoy!
Dineegla's Christmas Meme
Posted 17 years agoA Christmas Meme by 
dineegla
1. Real tree or Artificial Tree?
No tree.
2. Italian lights, LED lights, or Old fashioned bulbs on your tree?
No lights.
3. Do you prefer Tinsel or Garland?
Neither.
4. What kind of ornaments are on your tree?
Old ones from when I was young if there was a tree.
5. Do you have a favorite?
The little building ornaments made in Czechoslovakia.
6. Angel on the tree top or a star?
Star if there was a tree.
7. When do you take the tree down?
Right after New Year's if I had one.
8. Do you have a Nativity Scene (Creche)?
Nope. No idol worship.
9. Where do you set the Nativity Scene up?
N/A
10. Do you celebrate Advent before Christmas?
Nope.
11. Do you celebrate the Feast of the Three Kings?
No.
12. Do you celebrate other faith holidays during this season?
Winter Solstice more than Christmas.
13. Is there a special thing you you do (or have done) with your family at Christmastime?
Call them.
14. Do you go to church on Christmas, watch it on TV, or nothing at all?
I don't subscribe to any organized religions.
15. Have you ever put out cookies and drink for Santa? His reindeer?
Cookies and milk for Santa when I was young. Never considered anything for the reindeer because I thought they stayed up on the roof.
16. Did you ever try to stay up and see Santa?
I don't think so. I think I figured out the whole Santa scam pretty early on, but I didn't let on because I liked getting the gifts.
17. Do you still believe in Santa? If not, when did you stop?
Nope. When I did handwriting analysis that revealed Santa's gift tags were the same handwriting as the ones from my mom...probably when I was around 4 or 5 years old.
18. What is your funniest memory of Santa?
None. He's scary like a clown.
19. Can you name all of Santa's reindeer?
Dasher and Dancer and Prancer andNixon Vixen. Comet and Cupid and Donner (thunder) and Blitzen (lightning). And Rudolph.
20. Who are "Hardrock, Cocoa, and Joe?"
The gnomes that clean Santa's toilet?
21. Do you like it to snow at Christmas?
Yes because it almost never ever ever snows here.
22. What is you favorite Animated Christmas movie on TV?
The Grinch Who Stole Christmas.
23. What is you favorite Non-animated Christmas movie on TV?
There are non-animated Christmas movies on TV?!?
24. Who is your favorite "A Christmas Carol" ghost? And why?
The Ghost of Christmas Future. Because he's got the raddley chains and doesn't speak and just points to things like gravestones.
25. What is your favorite Christmas song (religious)?
Adeste Fidelis (O Come All Ye Faithful)
26. What is your favorite Christmas song (secular)?
God Rest Ye Merry, Gentlemen
27. What is your favorite Santa Christmas song?
Santa Claus Is Dead
28. What is your favorite holiday drink (alcoholic or non)?
Martinelli's Sparkling Cider
29. What is your favorite holiday snack food?
Black Olives
30. Do you prefer hot cocoa or Eggnog?
Yes!
31. What is your favorite Christmas cookie?
Almond Crescents
32. What do you love to eat at your Christmas dinner?
Ham
33. What's your favorite Christmas dinner dessert?
More ham!
34. Do you string up your Christmas Cards, Put them in a card bin, or set them up on a table?
Set them up on a horizontal surface.
35. Do you (have you) ever go (gone) Christmas caroling?
Yes! I'm usually the one who provides the musical accompaniment.
36. Have you ever been kissed under the Mistletoe?
Don't think so.
37. Have you ever dressed your pet up for Christmas?
It was kinda hard to do with fish... But no. Pets hate that!
38. What is your most favorite Christmas story?
The Real One!
39. What is your most favorite Christmas memory?
When I was about 7 or 8, waking up and realizing it was Christmas Morning, then wiggling my toes and then hearing the bells of my Christmas stocking clank and tingle, then opening up the gifts all by myself in bed...some were Matchbox cars...some candy...
40. If you were a "Christmas Character," who would you be?
Scrooge for sure!
41. Do you open the presents Christmas Eve or morning?
Our tradition was you get to open one on Christmas Eve. Then the stocking would appear on your bed during the night, and you would open those by yourself in bed. Then all the rest got opened together on Christmas morning - before Mass when I was young, and after Mass when I was older.
42. Do you all take turns, or just "dive in" and scramble?
Usually one person would seat themself by the tree (often it was me) and they would hand out one present to everyone. Everyone would open their present, and take turns marvelling at what each other got, then another present for everyone would be handed out...repeat until all presents are opened.
43. Do you like to give or get presents?
Neither at Christmas any more. Christmas has become way too much about gift-giving obligations and gift-giving guilt and way too little about the good example of Jesus' life. I give presents whenever the mood strikes me during the whole year instead.
44. Best Christmas gift you ever received?
Ya know, I'm so jaded on the whole gift-giving thing that no material good I ever received stands out. The best Christmas gift I have received is all the many times my mother and father and grandmother and grandfather and brother and sister and brother and their spouses and I got together.
45. Worst Christmas gift you ever received?
Things like socks when I was young. Now, I wish I got socks for a present...
46. Were you gracious about receiving it?
After the initial crestfalling of my smile into a frown...yes.
47. Most Favorite gift received as a child?
I'm so jaded on the whole gift-giving thing that no material good I ever received stands out.
48. Hardest person to buy for?
Christmas has become way too much about gift-giving obligations and gift-giving guilt and way too little about the good example of Jesus' life. I give presents whenever the mood strikes me during the whole year instead.
49. Easiest person to buy for?
Christmas has become way too much about gift-giving obligations and gift-giving guilt and way too little about the good example of Jesus' life. I give presents whenever the mood strikes me during the whole year instead.
50. Have you ever made a Christmas gift for someone?
Yes...in fact, that's about the only kind of Christmas gifts I make or want to receive any more - if they are made by the person not just purchased in an orgy of consumerism.
51. Have you ever "re-gifted" a Christmas present?
Yup. There's a bottle of wine in my fridge that's getting re-gifted next week!
52. What you hate most about shopping for Christmas gifts?
EVERYTHING!!!
53. What is your favorite "scent" during the holidays?
The absence of pine. I don't like artificially induced smells, or those given off by dying pine trees.
54. Do you go to your company's Holiday Party?
Yes, grudgingly. I plaster a fake smile on my face and enjoy the food I otherwise would not get a chance to eat.
55. Most wonderful thing about this time of the year?
Four paid days off work two weeks in a row!
56. Most annoying thing about this time of the year?
How artificially nice people attempt to act just because "it's Christmas".
57. Do you do something for a complete stranger at this time of year?
I do things like that throughout the year. I try not to act differently because "it's The Holidays".
58. Do you do something special for yourself at this time of year?
I try to avoid people who are acting differently because "it's The Holidays" as much as possible.
59. What do you want for Christmas this year?
I already got it: a card with sappy things from my son written inside of it.
60. If you had one wish to give to anyone this Christmas, what would it be?
The strength to never buy anyone Christmas gifts ever again, and the ability to focus on what Christmas is really all about.
dineegla1. Real tree or Artificial Tree?
No tree.
2. Italian lights, LED lights, or Old fashioned bulbs on your tree?
No lights.
3. Do you prefer Tinsel or Garland?
Neither.
4. What kind of ornaments are on your tree?
Old ones from when I was young if there was a tree.
5. Do you have a favorite?
The little building ornaments made in Czechoslovakia.
6. Angel on the tree top or a star?
Star if there was a tree.
7. When do you take the tree down?
Right after New Year's if I had one.
8. Do you have a Nativity Scene (Creche)?
Nope. No idol worship.
9. Where do you set the Nativity Scene up?
N/A
10. Do you celebrate Advent before Christmas?
Nope.
11. Do you celebrate the Feast of the Three Kings?
No.
12. Do you celebrate other faith holidays during this season?
Winter Solstice more than Christmas.
13. Is there a special thing you you do (or have done) with your family at Christmastime?
Call them.
14. Do you go to church on Christmas, watch it on TV, or nothing at all?
I don't subscribe to any organized religions.
15. Have you ever put out cookies and drink for Santa? His reindeer?
Cookies and milk for Santa when I was young. Never considered anything for the reindeer because I thought they stayed up on the roof.
16. Did you ever try to stay up and see Santa?
I don't think so. I think I figured out the whole Santa scam pretty early on, but I didn't let on because I liked getting the gifts.
17. Do you still believe in Santa? If not, when did you stop?
Nope. When I did handwriting analysis that revealed Santa's gift tags were the same handwriting as the ones from my mom...probably when I was around 4 or 5 years old.
18. What is your funniest memory of Santa?
None. He's scary like a clown.
19. Can you name all of Santa's reindeer?
Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and
20. Who are "Hardrock, Cocoa, and Joe?"
The gnomes that clean Santa's toilet?
21. Do you like it to snow at Christmas?
Yes because it almost never ever ever snows here.
22. What is you favorite Animated Christmas movie on TV?
The Grinch Who Stole Christmas.
23. What is you favorite Non-animated Christmas movie on TV?
There are non-animated Christmas movies on TV?!?
24. Who is your favorite "A Christmas Carol" ghost? And why?
The Ghost of Christmas Future. Because he's got the raddley chains and doesn't speak and just points to things like gravestones.
25. What is your favorite Christmas song (religious)?
Adeste Fidelis (O Come All Ye Faithful)
26. What is your favorite Christmas song (secular)?
God Rest Ye Merry, Gentlemen
27. What is your favorite Santa Christmas song?
Santa Claus Is Dead
28. What is your favorite holiday drink (alcoholic or non)?
Martinelli's Sparkling Cider
29. What is your favorite holiday snack food?
Black Olives
30. Do you prefer hot cocoa or Eggnog?
Yes!
31. What is your favorite Christmas cookie?
Almond Crescents
32. What do you love to eat at your Christmas dinner?
Ham
33. What's your favorite Christmas dinner dessert?
More ham!
34. Do you string up your Christmas Cards, Put them in a card bin, or set them up on a table?
Set them up on a horizontal surface.
35. Do you (have you) ever go (gone) Christmas caroling?
Yes! I'm usually the one who provides the musical accompaniment.
36. Have you ever been kissed under the Mistletoe?
Don't think so.
37. Have you ever dressed your pet up for Christmas?
It was kinda hard to do with fish... But no. Pets hate that!
38. What is your most favorite Christmas story?
The Real One!
39. What is your most favorite Christmas memory?
When I was about 7 or 8, waking up and realizing it was Christmas Morning, then wiggling my toes and then hearing the bells of my Christmas stocking clank and tingle, then opening up the gifts all by myself in bed...some were Matchbox cars...some candy...
40. If you were a "Christmas Character," who would you be?
Scrooge for sure!
41. Do you open the presents Christmas Eve or morning?
Our tradition was you get to open one on Christmas Eve. Then the stocking would appear on your bed during the night, and you would open those by yourself in bed. Then all the rest got opened together on Christmas morning - before Mass when I was young, and after Mass when I was older.
42. Do you all take turns, or just "dive in" and scramble?
Usually one person would seat themself by the tree (often it was me) and they would hand out one present to everyone. Everyone would open their present, and take turns marvelling at what each other got, then another present for everyone would be handed out...repeat until all presents are opened.
43. Do you like to give or get presents?
Neither at Christmas any more. Christmas has become way too much about gift-giving obligations and gift-giving guilt and way too little about the good example of Jesus' life. I give presents whenever the mood strikes me during the whole year instead.
44. Best Christmas gift you ever received?
Ya know, I'm so jaded on the whole gift-giving thing that no material good I ever received stands out. The best Christmas gift I have received is all the many times my mother and father and grandmother and grandfather and brother and sister and brother and their spouses and I got together.
45. Worst Christmas gift you ever received?
Things like socks when I was young. Now, I wish I got socks for a present...
46. Were you gracious about receiving it?
After the initial crestfalling of my smile into a frown...yes.
47. Most Favorite gift received as a child?
I'm so jaded on the whole gift-giving thing that no material good I ever received stands out.
48. Hardest person to buy for?
Christmas has become way too much about gift-giving obligations and gift-giving guilt and way too little about the good example of Jesus' life. I give presents whenever the mood strikes me during the whole year instead.
49. Easiest person to buy for?
Christmas has become way too much about gift-giving obligations and gift-giving guilt and way too little about the good example of Jesus' life. I give presents whenever the mood strikes me during the whole year instead.
50. Have you ever made a Christmas gift for someone?
Yes...in fact, that's about the only kind of Christmas gifts I make or want to receive any more - if they are made by the person not just purchased in an orgy of consumerism.
51. Have you ever "re-gifted" a Christmas present?
Yup. There's a bottle of wine in my fridge that's getting re-gifted next week!
52. What you hate most about shopping for Christmas gifts?
EVERYTHING!!!
53. What is your favorite "scent" during the holidays?
The absence of pine. I don't like artificially induced smells, or those given off by dying pine trees.
54. Do you go to your company's Holiday Party?
Yes, grudgingly. I plaster a fake smile on my face and enjoy the food I otherwise would not get a chance to eat.
55. Most wonderful thing about this time of the year?
Four paid days off work two weeks in a row!
56. Most annoying thing about this time of the year?
How artificially nice people attempt to act just because "it's Christmas".
57. Do you do something for a complete stranger at this time of year?
I do things like that throughout the year. I try not to act differently because "it's The Holidays".
58. Do you do something special for yourself at this time of year?
I try to avoid people who are acting differently because "it's The Holidays" as much as possible.
59. What do you want for Christmas this year?
I already got it: a card with sappy things from my son written inside of it.
60. If you had one wish to give to anyone this Christmas, what would it be?
The strength to never buy anyone Christmas gifts ever again, and the ability to focus on what Christmas is really all about.
The Food Meme
Posted 17 years agoDidn't get tagged...just wanted to do this one!
1. Here's a simple one, name your favorite Breakfast food?
Ham & Bacon Croissanwich
2. What's your favorite mid day snack?
Cashews
3. Favorite thing for supper?
Anything I don't have to do too much to cook it.
4. What's your favorite fruit(s) you enjoy to eat?
Bananas
5. Got a favorite veggie(s)?
Broccoli
6. We know you've been waiting for this one, what are your favorite FROZEN Treats?
Hot Pockets!
7. Lets hear your favorite HOT treat.
Bar-B-Cups
8. How about generic candies?
Chocolate covered raisins
9. What's your favorite food to order out for?
Chinese!
10. What's the WEIRDEST thing you've ever eaten?
That's a tough one...I've eaten a lot of strange things. I guess Emu is the weirdest. And yes. It tasted like chicken.
11. What's the NASTIEST thing you've ever eaten?
Rice Krispies with spoiled milk.
12. O..k...bizzare but Uhh...what's your favorite place to get fast food from?
In-N-Out Burger
13. What is your favorite Restaurant/Buffet you love going to?
Mandarin Buffet!
14. Thanks for answering, now for fun wanna tag some buddies? (Max=8)
Anyone who wants to!
1. Here's a simple one, name your favorite Breakfast food?
Ham & Bacon Croissanwich
2. What's your favorite mid day snack?
Cashews
3. Favorite thing for supper?
Anything I don't have to do too much to cook it.
4. What's your favorite fruit(s) you enjoy to eat?
Bananas
5. Got a favorite veggie(s)?
Broccoli
6. We know you've been waiting for this one, what are your favorite FROZEN Treats?
Hot Pockets!
7. Lets hear your favorite HOT treat.
Bar-B-Cups
8. How about generic candies?
Chocolate covered raisins
9. What's your favorite food to order out for?
Chinese!
10. What's the WEIRDEST thing you've ever eaten?
That's a tough one...I've eaten a lot of strange things. I guess Emu is the weirdest. And yes. It tasted like chicken.
11. What's the NASTIEST thing you've ever eaten?
Rice Krispies with spoiled milk.
12. O..k...bizzare but Uhh...what's your favorite place to get fast food from?
In-N-Out Burger
13. What is your favorite Restaurant/Buffet you love going to?
Mandarin Buffet!
14. Thanks for answering, now for fun wanna tag some buddies? (Max=8)
Anyone who wants to!
What Is Your Horniest Season?
Posted 17 years agoSomething has come to my attention lately...some feeple get horny in the Winter!
So my question to you is this:
During what season are you the horniest???
(Summer for me...)
So my question to you is this:
During what season are you the horniest???
(Summer for me...)
Happy Hallowe'en!
Posted 17 years agoHAPPY HALLOWE'EN everyfur!
That is all!
That is all!
Hallowe'en Gifty-gift #2
Posted 17 years agoHere's your Hallowe'en Gift part deux!
Created during the Hallo-insanity of 1992, when I also made my Borg Costume. It remains the best mix tape I've ever made.
So the first 100 downloads over the next 7 days can have it too!
Spooky Hallowe'en Tape Part 2 (62 megabytes) - 44 Minutes 49 Seconds length
Music (in order):
•Addams Family - Theme
•Monster Mash by Bobby "Boris" Pickett
•Over At The Frankenstein Place (from Rocky Horror Picture Show)
•The Fly (from Beetlejuice) by Danny Elfman
•Bad Moon Risin' by Creedence Clearwater Revival
•No One Lives Forever by Oingo Boingo
•Bela Lugosi's Dead (and slowed down!) by Bauhaus
•Scary Monsters by David Bowie
•Something from Beetlejuice by Danny Elfman
•The Sorcerer's Apprentice by Paul Dukas
•End of Floor Show (from Rocky Horror Picture Show)
Quotes/Sound Effects (in order of first appearance):
•Chilling, Thrilling Sounds of the Haunted House (sound effects record) - Walt Disney Records
•Fall of the House of Usher (audio book) - Edgar Allan Poe
•Lurch (Addams Family)
•Interview With A Vampire (audio book) - Anne Rice
•Halloween Sound Effects Record
•Young Frankenstein
•Rocky Horror Picture Show
•Queen of the Damned (audio book read by Michael York) - Anne Rice
•The Exorcist
•Dracula (Orson Wells Players radio play) - Bram Stoker
•Twilight Zone - "The Howling Man"
•Vincent Price from Devil's Food by Alice Cooper
•Star Trek - "Catspaw"
•Star Trek - "Mirror, Mirror"
Created during the Hallo-insanity of 1992, when I also made my Borg Costume. It remains the best mix tape I've ever made.
So the first 100 downloads over the next 7 days can have it too!
Spooky Hallowe'en Tape Part 2 (62 megabytes) - 44 Minutes 49 Seconds length
Music (in order):
•Addams Family - Theme
•Monster Mash by Bobby "Boris" Pickett
•Over At The Frankenstein Place (from Rocky Horror Picture Show)
•The Fly (from Beetlejuice) by Danny Elfman
•Bad Moon Risin' by Creedence Clearwater Revival
•No One Lives Forever by Oingo Boingo
•Bela Lugosi's Dead (and slowed down!) by Bauhaus
•Scary Monsters by David Bowie
•Something from Beetlejuice by Danny Elfman
•The Sorcerer's Apprentice by Paul Dukas
•End of Floor Show (from Rocky Horror Picture Show)
Quotes/Sound Effects (in order of first appearance):
•Chilling, Thrilling Sounds of the Haunted House (sound effects record) - Walt Disney Records
•Fall of the House of Usher (audio book) - Edgar Allan Poe
•Lurch (Addams Family)
•Interview With A Vampire (audio book) - Anne Rice
•Halloween Sound Effects Record
•Young Frankenstein
•Rocky Horror Picture Show
•Queen of the Damned (audio book read by Michael York) - Anne Rice
•The Exorcist
•Dracula (Orson Wells Players radio play) - Bram Stoker
•Twilight Zone - "The Howling Man"
•Vincent Price from Devil's Food by Alice Cooper
•Star Trek - "Catspaw"
•Star Trek - "Mirror, Mirror"
Sex Life Meme
Posted 17 years agoTagged by 
nexson
1. Guys and/or Girls?
Guys, Girls smell really icky.
2. What turns you on, furry and real life?
Fatness - fat on fat or lotsa muscle on fat.
3. Dominant, or Submissive?
Pretty dominant; but I prefer sex acts where both partners are equal.
4. What gets you the most randy?
Feeding/force feeding or being fed/force fed.
5. What are you most likely: The Romantic, The Pervert, The Whore
Well there's a lotta folks and furs I don't have sex with, so not a whore. So I'd be a Romantic Pervert.
But more of a Pervert in RP, and more of a Romantic in RL.
6. You like fore-play, or just get straight to it?
Love fore-play, as sex is not just about cumming. The only time getting right to it is fun is when things "pop up" suddenly in public and there's a chance of getting caught - then it's fun to just do it!
7. What's your #1 thing to do before sex?
Hmm. Don't really have an answer for this, because everything I can think of (kissing, feeding, eating, rubbing, cuddling) is part of sex!
8. Do you do it clothed, or butt-naked?
Some sexy tight clothes are fun to start off with. But the clothes all come off at some point...
9. Lots of noise, or keep quiet?
Pretty quiet...regular voice level.
10. Where would you want to have sex at? (excluding the bed)
In a warm pool.
11. What's your favorite position?
Straddling a fat belly shooting cum onto it, or laying underneath a fat belly that's straddling my fat belly shooting cum onto me.
12. Any kind of fetishes at all?
Fat. Feeding. Inflation. Vinyl/rubber. Bondage. Plushies. Warm Water.
And combinations of those...like Overinflated Vinyl Inflatables in Warm Water, Bondage Force Feeding, Inflated Plushies.
13. Describe the first time you had an orgasm.
This story...except it was a beach ball, the pool was right behind the house, and I kept my bathing suit on.
I tag everyone who reads this!
nexsonWARNING!
This meme contains open answers aka honest answers. If you do not want to hear about my sex life, I advise you to not read any further.
Don't say I didn't warn ya, cuz its written right here.
Thank you.1. Guys and/or Girls?
Guys, Girls smell really icky.
2. What turns you on, furry and real life?
Fatness - fat on fat or lotsa muscle on fat.
3. Dominant, or Submissive?
Pretty dominant; but I prefer sex acts where both partners are equal.
4. What gets you the most randy?
Feeding/force feeding or being fed/force fed.
5. What are you most likely: The Romantic, The Pervert, The Whore
Well there's a lotta folks and furs I don't have sex with, so not a whore. So I'd be a Romantic Pervert.
But more of a Pervert in RP, and more of a Romantic in RL.
6. You like fore-play, or just get straight to it?
Love fore-play, as sex is not just about cumming. The only time getting right to it is fun is when things "pop up" suddenly in public and there's a chance of getting caught - then it's fun to just do it!
7. What's your #1 thing to do before sex?
Hmm. Don't really have an answer for this, because everything I can think of (kissing, feeding, eating, rubbing, cuddling) is part of sex!
8. Do you do it clothed, or butt-naked?
Some sexy tight clothes are fun to start off with. But the clothes all come off at some point...
9. Lots of noise, or keep quiet?
Pretty quiet...regular voice level.
10. Where would you want to have sex at? (excluding the bed)
In a warm pool.
11. What's your favorite position?
Straddling a fat belly shooting cum onto it, or laying underneath a fat belly that's straddling my fat belly shooting cum onto me.
12. Any kind of fetishes at all?
Fat. Feeding. Inflation. Vinyl/rubber. Bondage. Plushies. Warm Water.
And combinations of those...like Overinflated Vinyl Inflatables in Warm Water, Bondage Force Feeding, Inflated Plushies.
13. Describe the first time you had an orgasm.
This story...except it was a beach ball, the pool was right behind the house, and I kept my bathing suit on.
I tag everyone who reads this!
Hallowe'en Gifty-gift #1
Posted 17 years agoWell...I haven't been too artistically active this month, and will be away for the last part of it...so I'm gonna give y'all a Hallowe'en Gift!
Well, potentially not all of you...just the first 99 for the next 5 days or so!
In 1992, not only did I make my Borg Costume but I also made a 90 minute Hallowe'en mix tape. I was pretty hallo-insane that October! But it remains the best mix tape I've ever made.
So the first 99 downloads over the next 5 days can have it too!
Spooky Hallowe'en Tape Part 1 (65 megabytes)
45 Minutes 32 Seconds length
Music (in order):
•Beetlejuice Theme Song by Danny Elfman
•Simpson's Halloween Episode Theme by Danny Elfman
•Don't Go In The Basement by Danny Elfman
•Toccata in D Minor by J.S. Bach (performed by Hippotaur)
•Dead Man's Party by Oingo Boingo
•Witch Hunt by Rush
•Something from Carmina Burana by Carl Orf
•Blood Makes Noise by Suzanne Vega
•Munsters Theme Song
•Elevator Man by Oingo Boingo
•Nosferatu 31 by Hippotaur
•Country Lane by Walter Carlos (from A Clockwork Orange soundtrack)
•Night on Bald Mountain by Modest Mussorgsky realized by Tomita
Quotes/Sound Effects (in order of first appearance):
•Chilling, Thrilling Sounds of the Haunted House (sound effects record) - Walt Disney Records
•Fall of the House of Usher (audio book) - Edgar Allan Poe
•Face Like A Frog (animated short film)
•Interview With A Vampire (audio book) - Anne Rice
•The Raven (read by John Astin aka Gomez Addams) - Edgar Allan Poe
•Dracula (Orson Wells Players radio play) - Bram Stoker
•Star Trek - "Catspaw"
•I Was a Teenage Werewolf (commercial)
•Addams Family - Theme
•Queen of the Damned (audio book read by Michael York) - Anne Rice
•If 6 was 9 - Jimi Hendrix
•Simpsons Halloween Special
•Al Lewis (Grandpa Munster) Laughing
•Young Frankenstein
•The Mummy (audio book read by Michael York) - Anne Rice
•Twilight Zone - "Eye of Newton"
•Halloween Sound Effects Record
•The Exorcist
•The Wizard of Oz
Well, potentially not all of you...just the first 99 for the next 5 days or so!
In 1992, not only did I make my Borg Costume but I also made a 90 minute Hallowe'en mix tape. I was pretty hallo-insane that October! But it remains the best mix tape I've ever made.
So the first 99 downloads over the next 5 days can have it too!
Spooky Hallowe'en Tape Part 1 (65 megabytes)
45 Minutes 32 Seconds length
Music (in order):
•Beetlejuice Theme Song by Danny Elfman
•Simpson's Halloween Episode Theme by Danny Elfman
•Don't Go In The Basement by Danny Elfman
•Toccata in D Minor by J.S. Bach (performed by Hippotaur)
•Dead Man's Party by Oingo Boingo
•Witch Hunt by Rush
•Something from Carmina Burana by Carl Orf
•Blood Makes Noise by Suzanne Vega
•Munsters Theme Song
•Elevator Man by Oingo Boingo
•Nosferatu 31 by Hippotaur
•Country Lane by Walter Carlos (from A Clockwork Orange soundtrack)
•Night on Bald Mountain by Modest Mussorgsky realized by Tomita
Quotes/Sound Effects (in order of first appearance):
•Chilling, Thrilling Sounds of the Haunted House (sound effects record) - Walt Disney Records
•Fall of the House of Usher (audio book) - Edgar Allan Poe
•Face Like A Frog (animated short film)
•Interview With A Vampire (audio book) - Anne Rice
•The Raven (read by John Astin aka Gomez Addams) - Edgar Allan Poe
•Dracula (Orson Wells Players radio play) - Bram Stoker
•Star Trek - "Catspaw"
•I Was a Teenage Werewolf (commercial)
•Addams Family - Theme
•Queen of the Damned (audio book read by Michael York) - Anne Rice
•If 6 was 9 - Jimi Hendrix
•Simpsons Halloween Special
•Al Lewis (Grandpa Munster) Laughing
•Young Frankenstein
•The Mummy (audio book read by Michael York) - Anne Rice
•Twilight Zone - "Eye of Newton"
•Halloween Sound Effects Record
•The Exorcist
•The Wizard of Oz
The Controversial Meme
Posted 17 years agoI picked this one up from frisby...again!
[01] Do you have the guts to answer these questions and re-post as The Controversial Survey?
Mostly...but gotta give it a different name just to be different.
[02] Would you do meth if it was legalized?
To the person who made this meme: Have you ever done that shit?!?!? It's like snorting battery acid up your nose! My drug days are long gone...especially trying ones as nasty as Meth. So that's a "No".
[03] Abortion: for or against it?
Let's see...I'm not a woman, and I'm never going to ever have sex with a woman...so...
I.
DON'T.
CARE!
[04] Do you think the world would fail with a female president?
If it's Sarah Palin, for sure. If it's just about anyone else...it will probably do better than being run by men.
[05] Do you believe in the death penalty?
No. I believe in Cruel & Unusual Punishment. Especially the "unusual" part. And death would put an end to that way too quickly.
Think of Hell's "Ironic Punishment Department" from The Simpsons...or Dante's Inferno...for instance:
Bank Robbers: they will be put in a room filled with nothing but coins so that eventually they have no choice but to swallow or inhale them. We'll use lots of those little Dutch 10 kronar pieces so they can fit up their nostrils...
Rapists: they will be butt-fucked with broom handles without lube by the most butt-fucking ugly women in the world over and over and over again while even more butt-fucking-uglier women suck their cock over and over and over again...
Murderers: for them we'll start with the Clockwork Orange treatment - strap them in a movie theatre with eyelids pulled open with metal lidlock devices and force them to view pictures of their victims while weak acid is being eyedroppered into their eyeballs, and Girl From Ipanema is being played over and over and over again very loudly...then the circular saws will come out and little by little....oh well, I think you get the idea...
[06] Do you wish marijuana would be legalized already?
Like OMG-quick-before-I-exhale-this-bong-hit kind of "already"? Meh...see my answer to #10.
[07] Are you for or against premarital sex?
I'm against marriage. See my answer to #9. As far as having sex goes...I'm against uninformed parties having sex together. As long as they know and accept the risks of what they are doing, then I think whatever they do is just fine.
[08] Do you believe in God?
As an anthropomorphic old man with a beard dressed in robes involved and meddling in the affairs of humans and personally injured and angered if any one of his commandments are ever broken? Not at all.
But I do 100% believe that there is an infiniate intelligence that exists outside of this universe and all other space-time universes that has designed and created the basics of all of this so that it can grow and evolve to the point where that infinite entity is able to fully express itself through this creation of universes (although being infinite, that will take forever...), and that a network of intelligent beings of many levels who exist inside the universes are guiding and directing its progress ever so slowly towards that goal.
[09] Do you think same sex marriage should be legalized?
I think marriage should be illegal as far as secular law is concerned. Marriage is one of the seven Catholic sacraments, and because it is a religious sacrament it should have no place whatsoever in secular American laws.
All marriage licenses should be immediately declared null and void and replaced in state/federal law by domestic partnership contracts that can be entered into by any amount of consenting adults.
Then you can go get married in your church or synagogue or other place of worship if you feel a religious need to do so. And then those religions can be free to discriminate as they please as to whom can be married or not.
[10] Do you think it's wrong that so many Hispanics are illegally moving to the USA?
What I think is wrong is having laws on the books that are not enforced. Like bicycles riding on the sidewalk. OK, yes, I know...there's not enough money to send police out to enforce that law. But when it happens right in front of their fucking face and they do nothing?!? Enforce the laws or get rid of them. Make pot smoking legal, or go and round up all the "medical" marijuana dispensaries and potheads and throw 'em in jail. Make it legal for anyone to come to the United States, or get rid of all the "migrant" workers who pick California's crops every year and everyone else who does not have the proper documentation to stay here.
[11] A twelve year old girl has a baby, should she keep it?
Throw her parents in prison for a year, surgically remove that girl's vagina and have her stay with relatives, use a dull rusty knife to amputate the guy's penis who impregnated her, and give the baby to Sarah Palin to raise.
[12] Should the alcohol age be lowered to eighteen?
It should be raised to 30.
[13] Should the war in Iraq be called off?
I don't think we should have gone in there in the second place...just so W could finish up daddy's failure.
But now that we're there...it would be most dishonourable and cowardly to leave it in an unsecure status. We did that once before in Gulf War I. And ended up coming back. I say fuck trying to make them democratic - they're not ready for that yet. Just get a stable Iraqi government in there that won't turn into another evil dictatorship and that can efficiently handle the dissenters, and let's get out of there.
[14] Assisted suicide is illegal: do you agree?
Suicide By Cop is always an option! Just go crazy and wave a deadly weapon around in front of a bunch of police and they will happily assist your suicide!
[15] Do you believe in spanking your children?
Um...yes. I found it was a very efficient method of behavioural correction the few times I was on the receiving end of it. BUT...that being said...I don't think most people who have children love their kids enough and are mature themselves enough to be able to use corporal punishment at the correct times and in the correct ways for it to be useful.
[16] Would you burn an American flag for a million dollars?
I'd do it for $10,000. I've never been more ashamed to be an American than these last eight years.
[17] Who do you think would make a better president? McCain or Obama?
Ya know, the more I listen to McCain...the more I hear Richard Nixon and George W. Bush in his voice - the two worst presidents the United States has ever had. I can't take another four years of hearing a whiney-voiced president. And yes, I'm a racist. Anyone non-white who I can vote for to be president, I will. I've been waiting a long time for that to be possible...
[18] Are you afraid others will judge you from reading your answers?
I do not care how others judge me. That is their opinion. Like assholes...everone has one!
frisby...again![01] Do you have the guts to answer these questions and re-post as The Controversial Survey?
Mostly...but gotta give it a different name just to be different.
[02] Would you do meth if it was legalized?
To the person who made this meme: Have you ever done that shit?!?!? It's like snorting battery acid up your nose! My drug days are long gone...especially trying ones as nasty as Meth. So that's a "No".
[03] Abortion: for or against it?
Let's see...I'm not a woman, and I'm never going to ever have sex with a woman...so...
I.
DON'T.
CARE!
[04] Do you think the world would fail with a female president?
If it's Sarah Palin, for sure. If it's just about anyone else...it will probably do better than being run by men.
[05] Do you believe in the death penalty?
No. I believe in Cruel & Unusual Punishment. Especially the "unusual" part. And death would put an end to that way too quickly.
Think of Hell's "Ironic Punishment Department" from The Simpsons...or Dante's Inferno...for instance:
Bank Robbers: they will be put in a room filled with nothing but coins so that eventually they have no choice but to swallow or inhale them. We'll use lots of those little Dutch 10 kronar pieces so they can fit up their nostrils...
Rapists: they will be butt-fucked with broom handles without lube by the most butt-fucking ugly women in the world over and over and over again while even more butt-fucking-uglier women suck their cock over and over and over again...
Murderers: for them we'll start with the Clockwork Orange treatment - strap them in a movie theatre with eyelids pulled open with metal lidlock devices and force them to view pictures of their victims while weak acid is being eyedroppered into their eyeballs, and Girl From Ipanema is being played over and over and over again very loudly...then the circular saws will come out and little by little....oh well, I think you get the idea...
[06] Do you wish marijuana would be legalized already?
Like OMG-quick-before-I-exhale-this-bong-hit kind of "already"? Meh...see my answer to #10.
[07] Are you for or against premarital sex?
I'm against marriage. See my answer to #9. As far as having sex goes...I'm against uninformed parties having sex together. As long as they know and accept the risks of what they are doing, then I think whatever they do is just fine.
[08] Do you believe in God?
As an anthropomorphic old man with a beard dressed in robes involved and meddling in the affairs of humans and personally injured and angered if any one of his commandments are ever broken? Not at all.
But I do 100% believe that there is an infiniate intelligence that exists outside of this universe and all other space-time universes that has designed and created the basics of all of this so that it can grow and evolve to the point where that infinite entity is able to fully express itself through this creation of universes (although being infinite, that will take forever...), and that a network of intelligent beings of many levels who exist inside the universes are guiding and directing its progress ever so slowly towards that goal.
[09] Do you think same sex marriage should be legalized?
I think marriage should be illegal as far as secular law is concerned. Marriage is one of the seven Catholic sacraments, and because it is a religious sacrament it should have no place whatsoever in secular American laws.
All marriage licenses should be immediately declared null and void and replaced in state/federal law by domestic partnership contracts that can be entered into by any amount of consenting adults.
Then you can go get married in your church or synagogue or other place of worship if you feel a religious need to do so. And then those religions can be free to discriminate as they please as to whom can be married or not.
[10] Do you think it's wrong that so many Hispanics are illegally moving to the USA?
What I think is wrong is having laws on the books that are not enforced. Like bicycles riding on the sidewalk. OK, yes, I know...there's not enough money to send police out to enforce that law. But when it happens right in front of their fucking face and they do nothing?!? Enforce the laws or get rid of them. Make pot smoking legal, or go and round up all the "medical" marijuana dispensaries and potheads and throw 'em in jail. Make it legal for anyone to come to the United States, or get rid of all the "migrant" workers who pick California's crops every year and everyone else who does not have the proper documentation to stay here.
[11] A twelve year old girl has a baby, should she keep it?
Throw her parents in prison for a year, surgically remove that girl's vagina and have her stay with relatives, use a dull rusty knife to amputate the guy's penis who impregnated her, and give the baby to Sarah Palin to raise.
[12] Should the alcohol age be lowered to eighteen?
It should be raised to 30.
[13] Should the war in Iraq be called off?
I don't think we should have gone in there in the second place...just so W could finish up daddy's failure.
But now that we're there...it would be most dishonourable and cowardly to leave it in an unsecure status. We did that once before in Gulf War I. And ended up coming back. I say fuck trying to make them democratic - they're not ready for that yet. Just get a stable Iraqi government in there that won't turn into another evil dictatorship and that can efficiently handle the dissenters, and let's get out of there.
[14] Assisted suicide is illegal: do you agree?
Suicide By Cop is always an option! Just go crazy and wave a deadly weapon around in front of a bunch of police and they will happily assist your suicide!
[15] Do you believe in spanking your children?
Um...yes. I found it was a very efficient method of behavioural correction the few times I was on the receiving end of it. BUT...that being said...I don't think most people who have children love their kids enough and are mature themselves enough to be able to use corporal punishment at the correct times and in the correct ways for it to be useful.
[16] Would you burn an American flag for a million dollars?
I'd do it for $10,000. I've never been more ashamed to be an American than these last eight years.
[17] Who do you think would make a better president? McCain or Obama?
Ya know, the more I listen to McCain...the more I hear Richard Nixon and George W. Bush in his voice - the two worst presidents the United States has ever had. I can't take another four years of hearing a whiney-voiced president. And yes, I'm a racist. Anyone non-white who I can vote for to be president, I will. I've been waiting a long time for that to be possible...
[18] Are you afraid others will judge you from reading your answers?
I do not care how others judge me. That is their opinion. Like assholes...everone has one!
Hallo'meme
Posted 17 years agoThis is the time of ghouls, ghosts, spooks, specters, and all those wiggly things that go bump in the night. frisby made a quiz yet again for this oh so magnificent time of year :D
Alright ghouls and ghosts...here are the rules for this halloween meme/quiz thing :P :
1. You must tag atleast 3 other people.
2. You CANT retag someone >.< because thats just silly >.>;
3. You must tell the furson you tagged that you tagged them :P
Thats all! Ready? Right.... on we go!
1. What does Halloween mean to you?
The one day of the year where you can express any aspect of yourself that you ordinarily would be afraid to. It's very empowering and liberating because of that!
2. What is the best song that would sum up Halloween for you? (If you cant figure out one song make up a list of five maximum o.o)
1. Toccata in D Minor by J. S. Bach
2. Dead Man's Party by Oingo Boingo
3. The Munsters' Theme Song
4. Night on Bald Mountain by Moussgorsky
5. Danse Macabre by Camille Saint-Saëns
3. Whats the worst thing to happen to you on Halloween?
When the nails holding the 2x4s on the bottom of my ski boots on my Hermann Munster costume started going into my feet at an Oingo Boingo concert!
4. Whats the worse candy that you've ever gotten on a trick or treating raid?
The religious survivalist neighbors on the corner didn't believe in chocolate and gave our carob instead. Bleeck!
5. What movies do you think make up for the best all night spooktacular Halloween video marathon?
1) Nightmare on Elm Street
2) The Rocky Horror Picture Show
3) Nosferatu (1922)
4) Dawn of the Dead (1978)
5) Trilogy of Terror
6. What movie would you never ever want to miss seeing at Halloween?
Don't have one like that...
7. Do you like to listen to Halloween themed music during October?
Oh yes! In 1992 I made a 90 minute mix tape including all kinds of spooky song and quotes mixed together. I have listened to it almost every single October since then!
8. Now for something completely different. Do you believe in ghosts?
Not entirely sure. I've heard good arguments on both sides of the issue...
9. If you answered yes have you ever seen, heard, or felt a ghost?
In a dream I did.
10. What about other things that go bump in the night?
Oh yes! Once something laughed outside my window when I was thinking "...and deliver us from evil".
11. Tell me about something that scared you during Halloween.
There was this one house...all the kids were afraid to go up to it. Rumours of an angry lady inside...kids being grabbed and never seen again...them trying to scare kids...stuff like that. I never went up there, and always was scared as I walked by fast.
12. Where is the scariest place you've been on Halloween?
Walkin' by that house.
Well thats it for now puppies... join us next Halloween season for more spooktacular questions into the horrors that creep and crawl inside your skin.
Zombies(tagged feeples :P):
feathery
aristokat
nexson
...if you guys don't wanna, it's cool. i won't get all emo!
frisby made a quiz yet again for this oh so magnificent time of year :DAlright ghouls and ghosts...here are the rules for this halloween meme/quiz thing :P :
1. You must tag atleast 3 other people.
2. You CANT retag someone >.< because thats just silly >.>;
3. You must tell the furson you tagged that you tagged them :P
Thats all! Ready? Right.... on we go!
1. What does Halloween mean to you?
The one day of the year where you can express any aspect of yourself that you ordinarily would be afraid to. It's very empowering and liberating because of that!
2. What is the best song that would sum up Halloween for you? (If you cant figure out one song make up a list of five maximum o.o)
1. Toccata in D Minor by J. S. Bach
2. Dead Man's Party by Oingo Boingo
3. The Munsters' Theme Song
4. Night on Bald Mountain by Moussgorsky
5. Danse Macabre by Camille Saint-Saëns
3. Whats the worst thing to happen to you on Halloween?
When the nails holding the 2x4s on the bottom of my ski boots on my Hermann Munster costume started going into my feet at an Oingo Boingo concert!
4. Whats the worse candy that you've ever gotten on a trick or treating raid?
The religious survivalist neighbors on the corner didn't believe in chocolate and gave our carob instead. Bleeck!
5. What movies do you think make up for the best all night spooktacular Halloween video marathon?
1) Nightmare on Elm Street
2) The Rocky Horror Picture Show
3) Nosferatu (1922)
4) Dawn of the Dead (1978)
5) Trilogy of Terror
6. What movie would you never ever want to miss seeing at Halloween?
Don't have one like that...
7. Do you like to listen to Halloween themed music during October?
Oh yes! In 1992 I made a 90 minute mix tape including all kinds of spooky song and quotes mixed together. I have listened to it almost every single October since then!
8. Now for something completely different. Do you believe in ghosts?
Not entirely sure. I've heard good arguments on both sides of the issue...
9. If you answered yes have you ever seen, heard, or felt a ghost?
In a dream I did.
10. What about other things that go bump in the night?
Oh yes! Once something laughed outside my window when I was thinking "...and deliver us from evil".
11. Tell me about something that scared you during Halloween.
There was this one house...all the kids were afraid to go up to it. Rumours of an angry lady inside...kids being grabbed and never seen again...them trying to scare kids...stuff like that. I never went up there, and always was scared as I walked by fast.
12. Where is the scariest place you've been on Halloween?
Walkin' by that house.
Well thats it for now puppies... join us next Halloween season for more spooktacular questions into the horrors that creep and crawl inside your skin.
Zombies(tagged feeples :P):
feathery
aristokat nexson...if you guys don't wanna, it's cool. i won't get all emo!
Strange Animals!
Posted 17 years agoThis video is a great collection of Photoshopped Strange Animals!
:3
:3
Fake Friends
Posted 17 years agoObviously, most of ya feeple don't even know what a "friend" is. Let me introduce you to some other words that you can use instead of just having "friend" in your arsenal of vocabulary:
buddy
online buddy
compadre
acquaintance
comrade
co-surfer
watcher
and many many more...
Just because someone is nice to you once or adds you on their watch list does not make them a friend!
Friendship takes time to develop and takes effort by both parties. Friendship grows and evolves out of one of the lower forms of relationships that are listed above.
For you to only have one word to describe all these kinds of relationships sets yourself up for heartbreak over and over and over and over again! So don't call an acquaintance a friend, because when that acquaintance ignores you in your time of need...that is appropriate for an acquaintance!
A healthy life has only a handful of actual bonafide friends. If you have more "friends" than you can count on your two paws, then you are not being a friend to them all - because there is no way you can spend enough time cultivating a real friendship with 11 people.
So if you categorize the feeple you know this way:
Friends: very few
Buddies: some
Online buddies: lots
Acquaintances: many
Watchers: tons
you will be a lot happier because the tons and many and lots won't be disappointing you constantly when they don't owe that degree of loyalty to you in the first place.
Got it???
buddy
online buddy
compadre
acquaintance
comrade
co-surfer
watcher
and many many more...
Just because someone is nice to you once or adds you on their watch list does not make them a friend!
Friendship takes time to develop and takes effort by both parties. Friendship grows and evolves out of one of the lower forms of relationships that are listed above.
For you to only have one word to describe all these kinds of relationships sets yourself up for heartbreak over and over and over and over again! So don't call an acquaintance a friend, because when that acquaintance ignores you in your time of need...that is appropriate for an acquaintance!
A healthy life has only a handful of actual bonafide friends. If you have more "friends" than you can count on your two paws, then you are not being a friend to them all - because there is no way you can spend enough time cultivating a real friendship with 11 people.
So if you categorize the feeple you know this way:
Friends: very few
Buddies: some
Online buddies: lots
Acquaintances: many
Watchers: tons
you will be a lot happier because the tons and many and lots won't be disappointing you constantly when they don't owe that degree of loyalty to you in the first place.
Got it???
Star Trek vs. Star Wars
Posted 17 years agoExtreme nerdyness alert!
Extreme nerdyness alert!Being a huge fan of both...I've always wanted to see something like Star Trek vs. Star Wars!
Try to guess the outcome before watching!
Live long and prosper and may the Force be with you!
Mad Libs Letter Meme
Posted 17 years agoDear frisby:
I don't really know how to tell you this, but the mafia wants you. I think I realized it when I tripped on sesame seeds in your camping car and I saw you carve your initials into my father. I'm sure you're senile enough to understand that Extreme Home Makeover sucks. I'm returning your ring to you, but I'll keep your left ear as a memory. You should also know that I told in my confession today about our friendship .
Greetings to your frog Leonard,
Kev
How you do the Letter Meme:
RULES:
Do the "Letter MEME". Tag no less than 5 other people, and leave them a comment, informing them that they have been tagged. Then copy the "How-to" Letter Meme, and finish your Journal entry.
Tag:
frisby
moutoswoofidis
lunarwolf
feathery
CreideikiStormbringer
PJHippo
Dear:(the last person who left a comment on your journal:
I don't really know how to tell you this, but ____1___. I think I realized it ___2___ ___3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___. I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___ .
___12___,
-Your name-
1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister
2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes
3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kabob - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife
4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out
5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk
6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
House - Scarred
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed
7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this.
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks
8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military service
9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college
10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked
11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics
12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Fuck off now
France - In pain
Other - Greetings to your freaky family
frisby:I don't really know how to tell you this, but the mafia wants you. I think I realized it when I tripped on sesame seeds in your camping car and I saw you carve your initials into my father. I'm sure you're senile enough to understand that Extreme Home Makeover sucks. I'm returning your ring to you, but I'll keep your left ear as a memory. You should also know that I told in my confession today about our friendship .
Greetings to your frog Leonard,
Kev
How you do the Letter Meme:
RULES:
Do the "Letter MEME". Tag no less than 5 other people, and leave them a comment, informing them that they have been tagged. Then copy the "How-to" Letter Meme, and finish your Journal entry.
Tag:
frisby
moutoswoofidis
lunarwolf feathery
CreideikiStormbringer
PJHippoDear:(the last person who left a comment on your journal:
I don't really know how to tell you this, but ____1___. I think I realized it ___2___ ___3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___. I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___ .
___12___,
-Your name-
1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister
2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes
3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kabob - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife
4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out
5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk
6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
House - Scarred
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed
7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this.
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks
8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military service
9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college
10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked
11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics
12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Fuck off now
France - In pain
Other - Greetings to your freaky family
Dolphins Play with Bubble Rings They Make
Posted 17 years agoI saw this really fun video on www.snopes.com today:
Dolphins Playing with Bubble Rings They Make
You have to watch it to believe it! Guaranteed to make you smile!
Dolphins Playing with Bubble Rings They Make
You have to watch it to believe it! Guaranteed to make you smile!
100 Questions of Memes on the Wall...
Posted 17 years agoFrom dineegla...
1. How old will you be in five years?
49
2. Who did you spend at least two hours with today?
Just me
3. How tall are you?
6'
4. What do you look forward to most in the next six weeks?
Vacation
5. What's the last movie you saw?
Horton Hears A Who
6. Who was the last person you called?
Someone in the billing department of an insurance company.
7. Who was the last person to call you?
My son
8. What was the last text message you received?
<points at #7>
9. Who was the last person to leave you a voicemail?
Someone who called me at work wondering what they should do with the document I sent them.
10. Do you prefer to call or text?
Text
11. What were you doing at 12am last night?
Sleeping
12. Are your parents married/divorced?
Married...well "till death do us part"...so I don't know
13. When did you last see your mom?
Several years ago
14. What color are your eyes?
Greenish
15. What time did you wake up today?
6:06am
16. What are you wearing right now?
Oxford shorts
17. What is your favorite Christmas song?
Lully lullay
18. Where is your favorite place to be?
A warm beach
19. Where is your least favorite place to be?
Next to someone with lots of perfume/cologne/body wash on XP
20. Where would you go if you could go anywhere?
Enceladus. Well, you said "anywhere"!
21. Where do you think you'll be in 10 years?
At home
22. Do you tan or burn?
Tan tan tan!
23. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child?
The Thing In The Closet
24. What was the last thing that really made you laugh?
My son
25. How many TVs do you have in your house?
2...but one of them only has a 3" screen. XD
26. How big is your bed?
Queen
27. Do you have a laptop or desktop computer?
Both
28. Do you sleep with or without clothes on?
Naked naked naked!
29. What color are your sheets?
Tan. Even after being washed.
30. How many pillows do you sleep with?
Two
31. What is your favorite season?
Summer
32. What is your second favorite season?
Spring
33. What do you like about winter?
Better stars to look at in the sky.
34. What do you like about the summer?
Being hot enough to go swimming!
35. What do you like about spring?
Winter is over.
36. How many states/provinces have you lived in?
1
37. What cities/towns have you lived in?
10. 11 if you count #99.
38. Do you prefer shoes, socks, or bare feet?
Bare feet!
39. Are you a social person?
Only in very small groups.
40. What was the last thing you ate?
3 Pogos. (aka corn dogs)
41. What is your favorite restaurant?
Wing Lum
42. What is your favorite ice cream?
Chocolate Mint Chip
43. What is your favorite dessert?
Boston Creme Pie
44. What is your favorite kind of soup?
Won Ton
45. What kind of jelly do you like on your PB & J sandwich?
Strawberry
46. Do you like Chinese food?
Totally!!!
47. Do you like coffee?
Yes. Black.
48. How many glasses of water, a day, do you drink on average?
10?
49. What do you drink in the morning?
Water
50. Do you sleep alone?
Yes
51. Do you sleep on a certain side of the bed?
Left when I sleep alone; right when I don't.
52. Do you know how to play poker?
5 card draw and 7 card stud.
53. Do you like to cuddle?
Yes :3
54. Have you ever been to Canada?
Yes
55. Do you have an addictive personality?
Yes
56. Do you eat out or at home more often?
At home
57. Do you look forward to your birthday?
No
58. Do you know anyone with the same birthday as you?
William Shakespeare, 400 years before me.
59. Do you want kids?
Have a son.
60. Do you speak any other languages?
Ein bißchen Deutsch.
61. Have you ever gotten stitches?
On my nose.
62. Have you ever ridden in an ambulance?
No
63. Do you prefer an ocean or a pool?
Whichever one is warmer than the other
64. Do you prefer a window seat or an aisle seats?
Window so I can see the stars and not get up when someone has to go to the bathroom.
65. Do you know how to drive stick?
Yes. Learned in Phoenix, AZ at midnight on a long drive: "OK...it's your turn to drive now."
66. What is your favorite thing to spend money on?
Good food
67. Do you wear any jewelry 24/7?
Never
68. What is your favorite TV show?
CSI (Las Vegas)
69. Can you roll your tongue?
Like a taco shell, and upside down to rightside up.
70. Who is the funniest person you know?
My son
71. Do you sleep with stuffed animals?
One
72. What is the main ring tone on your phone?
Techno
73. Do you still have clothes from when you were little?
A striped sock from the 70s
74. What red object is closest to you right now?
A rubber band
75. Do you turn off the water while you brush your teeth?
Yes, except when I'm warming it up to shave.
76. Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
Both. My closet has two sets of doors. One can't open because there's stuff in front of it on each side. The other can't close because there's stuff on it all the time.
77. Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of bees?
Bees
78. Do you flirt a lot?
I suppose so...
79. What do you dip a chicken nugget in?
Miracle Whip
80. What is your favorite food?
Mee Krob
81. Can you change the oil on a car?
Probably...never tried on a car...done it on my scooter many times.
82. Have you ever gotten a speeding ticket?
Yes
83. Have you ever run out of gas?
Almost in the middle of the desert between California and Nevada. Coasted into a small town. Had no money, they didn't take credit cards. "That's ok...we don't have any gas either!" Fortunately the station a few miles downhill did.
84. What is your usual bedtime?
11:30pm to midnight
85. What was the last book you read?
Your Hands Can Heal You
86. Do you read the newspaper?
Only if I'm awake and really bored on the train.
87. Do you have any magazine subscriptions?
National Geographic
89. Do you watch soap operas?
Just FurAffinity.
90. Do you dance in the car?
WTF?
91. What radio station did you last listen to?
102.1 (Classical) or 92.7 (Dance/Techno)
92. Who do you have in a picture frame near you?
My son
93. What was the last note you scribbled on a piece of paper?
Something at work...
94. What is your favorite candle scent?
Vanilla
95. What is your favorite board game?
Risk
97. When was the last time you attended church?
2003
98. Who was your favorite teacher in high school?
Mr. Rhode the art teacher
99. What is the longest you have ever camped out in a tent?
A month in Summer Field Geology class.
100. Who was the last person to do something extra special for you?
My son.
dineegla...1. How old will you be in five years?
49
2. Who did you spend at least two hours with today?
Just me
3. How tall are you?
6'
4. What do you look forward to most in the next six weeks?
Vacation
5. What's the last movie you saw?
Horton Hears A Who
6. Who was the last person you called?
Someone in the billing department of an insurance company.
7. Who was the last person to call you?
My son
8. What was the last text message you received?
<points at #7>
9. Who was the last person to leave you a voicemail?
Someone who called me at work wondering what they should do with the document I sent them.
10. Do you prefer to call or text?
Text
11. What were you doing at 12am last night?
Sleeping
12. Are your parents married/divorced?
Married...well "till death do us part"...so I don't know
13. When did you last see your mom?
Several years ago
14. What color are your eyes?
Greenish
15. What time did you wake up today?
6:06am
16. What are you wearing right now?
Oxford shorts
17. What is your favorite Christmas song?
Lully lullay
18. Where is your favorite place to be?
A warm beach
19. Where is your least favorite place to be?
Next to someone with lots of perfume/cologne/body wash on XP
20. Where would you go if you could go anywhere?
Enceladus. Well, you said "anywhere"!
21. Where do you think you'll be in 10 years?
At home
22. Do you tan or burn?
Tan tan tan!
23. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child?
The Thing In The Closet
24. What was the last thing that really made you laugh?
My son
25. How many TVs do you have in your house?
2...but one of them only has a 3" screen. XD
26. How big is your bed?
Queen
27. Do you have a laptop or desktop computer?
Both
28. Do you sleep with or without clothes on?
Naked naked naked!
29. What color are your sheets?
Tan. Even after being washed.
30. How many pillows do you sleep with?
Two
31. What is your favorite season?
Summer
32. What is your second favorite season?
Spring
33. What do you like about winter?
Better stars to look at in the sky.
34. What do you like about the summer?
Being hot enough to go swimming!
35. What do you like about spring?
Winter is over.
36. How many states/provinces have you lived in?
1
37. What cities/towns have you lived in?
10. 11 if you count #99.
38. Do you prefer shoes, socks, or bare feet?
Bare feet!
39. Are you a social person?
Only in very small groups.
40. What was the last thing you ate?
3 Pogos. (aka corn dogs)
41. What is your favorite restaurant?
Wing Lum
42. What is your favorite ice cream?
Chocolate Mint Chip
43. What is your favorite dessert?
Boston Creme Pie
44. What is your favorite kind of soup?
Won Ton
45. What kind of jelly do you like on your PB & J sandwich?
Strawberry
46. Do you like Chinese food?
Totally!!!
47. Do you like coffee?
Yes. Black.
48. How many glasses of water, a day, do you drink on average?
10?
49. What do you drink in the morning?
Water
50. Do you sleep alone?
Yes
51. Do you sleep on a certain side of the bed?
Left when I sleep alone; right when I don't.
52. Do you know how to play poker?
5 card draw and 7 card stud.
53. Do you like to cuddle?
Yes :3
54. Have you ever been to Canada?
Yes
55. Do you have an addictive personality?
Yes
56. Do you eat out or at home more often?
At home
57. Do you look forward to your birthday?
No
58. Do you know anyone with the same birthday as you?
William Shakespeare, 400 years before me.
59. Do you want kids?
Have a son.
60. Do you speak any other languages?
Ein bißchen Deutsch.
61. Have you ever gotten stitches?
On my nose.
62. Have you ever ridden in an ambulance?
No
63. Do you prefer an ocean or a pool?
Whichever one is warmer than the other
64. Do you prefer a window seat or an aisle seats?
Window so I can see the stars and not get up when someone has to go to the bathroom.
65. Do you know how to drive stick?
Yes. Learned in Phoenix, AZ at midnight on a long drive: "OK...it's your turn to drive now."
66. What is your favorite thing to spend money on?
Good food
67. Do you wear any jewelry 24/7?
Never
68. What is your favorite TV show?
CSI (Las Vegas)
69. Can you roll your tongue?
Like a taco shell, and upside down to rightside up.
70. Who is the funniest person you know?
My son
71. Do you sleep with stuffed animals?
One
72. What is the main ring tone on your phone?
Techno
73. Do you still have clothes from when you were little?
A striped sock from the 70s
74. What red object is closest to you right now?
A rubber band
75. Do you turn off the water while you brush your teeth?
Yes, except when I'm warming it up to shave.
76. Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
Both. My closet has two sets of doors. One can't open because there's stuff in front of it on each side. The other can't close because there's stuff on it all the time.
77. Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of bees?
Bees
78. Do you flirt a lot?
I suppose so...
79. What do you dip a chicken nugget in?
Miracle Whip
80. What is your favorite food?
Mee Krob
81. Can you change the oil on a car?
Probably...never tried on a car...done it on my scooter many times.
82. Have you ever gotten a speeding ticket?
Yes
83. Have you ever run out of gas?
Almost in the middle of the desert between California and Nevada. Coasted into a small town. Had no money, they didn't take credit cards. "That's ok...we don't have any gas either!" Fortunately the station a few miles downhill did.
84. What is your usual bedtime?
11:30pm to midnight
85. What was the last book you read?
Your Hands Can Heal You
86. Do you read the newspaper?
Only if I'm awake and really bored on the train.
87. Do you have any magazine subscriptions?
National Geographic
89. Do you watch soap operas?
Just FurAffinity.
90. Do you dance in the car?
WTF?
91. What radio station did you last listen to?
102.1 (Classical) or 92.7 (Dance/Techno)
92. Who do you have in a picture frame near you?
My son
93. What was the last note you scribbled on a piece of paper?
Something at work...
94. What is your favorite candle scent?
Vanilla
95. What is your favorite board game?
Risk
97. When was the last time you attended church?
2003
98. Who was your favorite teacher in high school?
Mr. Rhode the art teacher
99. What is the longest you have ever camped out in a tent?
A month in Summer Field Geology class.
100. Who was the last person to do something extra special for you?
My son.
Long Meme
Posted 17 years agoFrom 
revengeboot...
MOUTHOLOGY
Q.
What is your salad dressing of choice?
A.
Ranch. Especially good on fries!
Q.
What is your favorite fast food restaurant?
A.
In-N-Out Burger
Q.
Favorite Sit-down restaurant?
A.
McDonalds
Q.
On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant?
A.
Aboot 10%
Q.
What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick off of?
A.
Bacon, cashews
Q.
What are your pizza toppings of choice?
A.
Hawaiian and Pepperoni
Q.
What do you like to put on your toast?
A.
Strawberry Jam
Q.
What is your favorite type of gum?
A.
None
TECHNOLOGY
Q.
Number of contacts in your cell phone?
A.
About 10
Q.
Number of contacts in your email address book?
A.
About 30
Q.
What is your wallpaper on your computer?
A.
A photo of someone special.
Q.
How many televisions are in your house?
A.
One. I won't be able to use it after February.
BIOLOGY
Q.
Are you right-handed or left-handed?
A.
Yes
Q.
What’s your best feature?
A.
My legs
Q.
Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
A.
Wisdom teeth.
Q.
Which of your five senses do you think is keenest?
A.
Hearing
Q.
What is the heaviest item you lifted last?
A.
My butt out of bed this morning
Q.
Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
A.
Yes...once
BULLCRAPOLOGY
Q.
If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
A.
Not at all
Q.
Is love for real?
A.
Yes
Q.
If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
A.
Kevin Quarton
Q.
What color do you think looks best on you?
A.
Brown
Q.
Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake?
A.
Yes. I swallowed a chip of glass from a beer bottle a couple of summers ago. I learned the effective methods to make myself throw up then! I have no idea if I was successful...I couldn't find it in either...well, TMI. You get the picture...
Q.
Have you ever saved someone’s life?
A.
Yes
Q.
Has someone ever saved yours?
A.
Yes. At least twice (different people)
DAREOLOGY
Q.
Would you walk naked for a half mile down a public street for $100,000?
A.
In this town, sure! :-D I'd do that for $1,000!
Q.
Would you kiss a member of the same sex for £53.59?
A.
I'd do that for free! I wouldn't kiss someone of the opposite sex for £5,359!
Q.
Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for ¥21,977,241.63?
A.
Not for anything. Not even ¥20,000,000,000,000,000!
Q.
Would you never blog again for CAD$53,050.17?
A.
Probably.
Q.
Would you pose naked in a magazine for €169,341.93?
A.
Sure thing! I'd do it for €16,934.19!
Q.
Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for 52,063 Serbian Dinars?
A.
Nope.
Q.
Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000?
A.
Nope
Q.
Would you give up watching television for a year for 406,425 Zimbabwe Dollars?
A.
Let's start now! Oh wait...they're Zimbabwe dollars? Eh....
DUMBOLOGY
Q:
What is in your left pocket?
A:
My hand checking to see what's in the pocket.
Q:
Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie?
A:
I doubt it...
Q:
Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?
A:
Hardwood
Q:
Do you sit or stand in the shower?
A:
People sit in the shower?!?
Q:
Could you live with roommates?
A:
Only really special ones.
Q:
How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
A:
None
Q:
Where were you born?
A:
In a hospital
Q:
Last time you had a run-in with the cops?
A:
When I was in my late teens/early 20s. I ran a red light and they thought I was a bank robber.
Q:
What do you want to be when you grow up?
A:
Already there...
LASTOLOGY
Q:
Friend you talked to?
A:
feathery
Q:
Last person you called?
A:
Same
Q:
Person you hugged?
A:
Same <HUGS>
FAVORITOLOGY
Q:
Number?
A:
[That's classified information]
Q:
Color?
A:
Brown, Yellow, and Sea Green
Q:
Season?
A:
Summer
CURRENTOLOGY
Q:
Missing someone?
A:
Yes
Q:
Mood?
A:
A little sick...
Q:
Listening to?
A:
A fan
Q:
Watching?
A.
The monitor as I type this out.
Q:
Worrying about?
A:
My teeth
RANDOMOLOGY
Q:
First place you went this morning?
A:
The bathroom, then to the subway.
Q:
What can you not wait to do?
A:
My vacation in October!
Q:
What’s the last movie you saw?
A:
Horton Hears A Who
Q:
Do you smile often?
A:
Yes
Q:
Are you a friendly person?
A:
To some. Gotta put on a harsh exterior where I live.
Q:
Now that the surveys done what are you going to do?
A:
Eat my salad with Ranch Dressing!
revengeboot...MOUTHOLOGY
Q.
What is your salad dressing of choice?
A.
Ranch. Especially good on fries!
Q.
What is your favorite fast food restaurant?
A.
In-N-Out Burger
Q.
Favorite Sit-down restaurant?
A.
McDonalds
Q.
On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant?
A.
Aboot 10%
Q.
What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick off of?
A.
Bacon, cashews
Q.
What are your pizza toppings of choice?
A.
Hawaiian and Pepperoni
Q.
What do you like to put on your toast?
A.
Strawberry Jam
Q.
What is your favorite type of gum?
A.
None
TECHNOLOGY
Q.
Number of contacts in your cell phone?
A.
About 10
Q.
Number of contacts in your email address book?
A.
About 30
Q.
What is your wallpaper on your computer?
A.
A photo of someone special.
Q.
How many televisions are in your house?
A.
One. I won't be able to use it after February.
BIOLOGY
Q.
Are you right-handed or left-handed?
A.
Yes
Q.
What’s your best feature?
A.
My legs
Q.
Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
A.
Wisdom teeth.
Q.
Which of your five senses do you think is keenest?
A.
Hearing
Q.
What is the heaviest item you lifted last?
A.
My butt out of bed this morning
Q.
Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
A.
Yes...once
BULLCRAPOLOGY
Q.
If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
A.
Not at all
Q.
Is love for real?
A.
Yes
Q.
If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
A.
Kevin Quarton
Q.
What color do you think looks best on you?
A.
Brown
Q.
Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake?
A.
Yes. I swallowed a chip of glass from a beer bottle a couple of summers ago. I learned the effective methods to make myself throw up then! I have no idea if I was successful...I couldn't find it in either...well, TMI. You get the picture...
Q.
Have you ever saved someone’s life?
A.
Yes
Q.
Has someone ever saved yours?
A.
Yes. At least twice (different people)
DAREOLOGY
Q.
Would you walk naked for a half mile down a public street for $100,000?
A.
In this town, sure! :-D I'd do that for $1,000!
Q.
Would you kiss a member of the same sex for £53.59?
A.
I'd do that for free! I wouldn't kiss someone of the opposite sex for £5,359!
Q.
Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for ¥21,977,241.63?
A.
Not for anything. Not even ¥20,000,000,000,000,000!
Q.
Would you never blog again for CAD$53,050.17?
A.
Probably.
Q.
Would you pose naked in a magazine for €169,341.93?
A.
Sure thing! I'd do it for €16,934.19!
Q.
Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for 52,063 Serbian Dinars?
A.
Nope.
Q.
Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000?
A.
Nope
Q.
Would you give up watching television for a year for 406,425 Zimbabwe Dollars?
A.
Let's start now! Oh wait...they're Zimbabwe dollars? Eh....
DUMBOLOGY
Q:
What is in your left pocket?
A:
My hand checking to see what's in the pocket.
Q:
Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie?
A:
I doubt it...
Q:
Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?
A:
Hardwood
Q:
Do you sit or stand in the shower?
A:
People sit in the shower?!?
Q:
Could you live with roommates?
A:
Only really special ones.
Q:
How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
A:
None
Q:
Where were you born?
A:
In a hospital
Q:
Last time you had a run-in with the cops?
A:
When I was in my late teens/early 20s. I ran a red light and they thought I was a bank robber.
Q:
What do you want to be when you grow up?
A:
Already there...
LASTOLOGY
Q:
Friend you talked to?
A:
featheryQ:
Last person you called?
A:
Same
Q:
Person you hugged?
A:
Same <HUGS>
FAVORITOLOGY
Q:
Number?
A:
[That's classified information]
Q:
Color?
A:
Brown, Yellow, and Sea Green
Q:
Season?
A:
Summer
CURRENTOLOGY
Q:
Missing someone?
A:
Yes
Q:
Mood?
A:
A little sick...
Q:
Listening to?
A:
A fan
Q:
Watching?
A.
The monitor as I type this out.
Q:
Worrying about?
A:
My teeth
RANDOMOLOGY
Q:
First place you went this morning?
A:
The bathroom, then to the subway.
Q:
What can you not wait to do?
A:
My vacation in October!
Q:
What’s the last movie you saw?
A:
Horton Hears A Who
Q:
Do you smile often?
A:
Yes
Q:
Are you a friendly person?
A:
To some. Gotta put on a harsh exterior where I live.
Q:
Now that the surveys done what are you going to do?
A:
Eat my salad with Ranch Dressing!
FAT FURRY FORUM !
Posted 17 years agoWell, during the Great FA Outage, some fursons on a fat fur thread in the FA Forum asked "Why don't we have our own forum for fat furs?"
...and so The Fat Furry Forum was created!
So if you're a fat fur...or like us fat furs...don't be shy...come and stop by!
...and so The Fat Furry Forum was created!
So if you're a fat fur...or like us fat furs...don't be shy...come and stop by!
30 Levels of Stuff...
Posted 17 years agoFrom 
chubbyhusky
Level 1
(x) Smoked A Cigarette
() Smoked A Cigar
(xxx) Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex
SO FAR: 2
Level 2
(x) Are / Been In Love
(x) Dumped someone
(x) Been Fired – Laid Off - same thing
() Been In A Fist Fight
SO FAR: 5
Level 3
() Had A Crush On An Older Person
(x) Skipped Class – Hmm...another hour of Physical Oceanography...or going to a friend's house, getting stoned and watching Star Trek?
(x) Slept With A Co-worker
(x) Seen Someone / Something Die
SO FAR: 8
Level 4
(x) Had / Have A Crush On One Of Your FurAffinity / deviantART / sheezyart Friends
(x) Been To Paris
() Been To Spain
(xxx) Been On A Plane
(x) Thrown Up From Drinking – Best time was while in hippo suit...
SO FAR: 12
Level 5
(x) Eaten Sushi
() Been Snowboarding
(x) Met Someone Through Internet
() Been in a Mosh Pit
SO FAR: 14
Level 6
(x) Been In An Abusive Relationship – It was mutual...
(x) Taken Pain Killers
(x) Liked/loved Someone Who You Cant Have
(x) Laid On Your Back And Watched Cloud Shapes Go By
() Made A Snow Angel
SO FAR: 18
Level 7
() Had A Tea Party
(x) Flown A Kite
(xxx) Built A Sand Castle
() Gone mudding
() Played Dress Up
SO FAR: 20
Level 8
(x) Jumped Into A Pile Of Leaves
(x) Gone Sliding
(x) Cheated While Playing A Game
(x) Been Lonely
(x) Fallen Asleep At Work / School
SO far: 25
Level 10
(x) Watched The Sun Set
(xxx) Felt An Earthquake – 6.4 is the biggest one so far...
() Killed A Snake
SO FAR: 27
Level 11
(x) Been Tickled
(x) Been Robbed / Vandalized
(x) Been cheated on
(x) Been Misunderstood
SO FAR: 31
Level 12
(x) Won A Contest
() Been Suspended From School
() Had Detention
(x) Been In A Car / Motorcycle Accident – Scooter
SO FAR: 33
Level 13
() Had / Have Braces
(x) Eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night.
(x) Danced in the moonlight
SO FAR : 35
Level 14
(x) Hated The Way You Look
(x) Witnessed A Crime – Hard not to in this neighborhood...
() Pole Danced
(x) Questioned Your Heart
(xxx) Been obsessed with post-it-notes
SO FAR: 39
Level 15
(x) Squished Barefoot Through The Mud
() Been To The Opposite Side Of The World – 1/4 in one direction and 1/3 in the other...
(xxx) Swam In The Ocean – Eastern and Western Pacific, Western Atlantic, Mediterannean
(x) Felt Like You Were Dying
SO FAR: 42
Level 16
(x) Cried Yourself To Sleep
() Played Cops And Robbers
(x) Recently Colored With Crayons / Colored Pencils / Markers
(x) Sang Karaoke
(x) Paid For A Meal With Only Coins – Gotta love McDonald's Dollar Menu!
SO FAR: 46
Level 17
(x) Done Something You Told Yourself You Wouldn't
(x) Made Prank Phone Calls – What's that chinging noise?
(x) Laughed Until Some Kind Of Beverage Came Out Of Your Nose
(x) Kissed In The Rain
SO FAR: 50
Level 18
(x) Written A Letter To Santa Claus
(x) Watched The Sun Set/ sun rise With Someone You Care/Cared About
(x) Blown Bubbles
(x) Made A Bonfire On The Beach Or Anywhere – Old Xmas trees burn GREAT!
SO FAR: 54
Level 19
(x) Crashed A Party
(x) Have Traveled More Than 5 Days With A Car Full Of People
(x) Had A Wish Come True
( ) Been Humped By A Monkey – WTF? This is only on Level 19?!?
SO FAR: 57
Level 20
() Worn Pearls (real or Mardi Gras? XD)
() Jumped Off A Bridge
(x) Screamed "Penis" or "Vagina"
() Swam With Dolphins – Oh God I'd love to! :3
SO FAR: 58
Level 21
(x) Got Your Tongue Stuck To A Pole/Freezer/ice Cubes – ice cubes
() Kicked A Fish – WTF?!? I wanna know who's goin around kicking fish and getting humped by monkeys!
( ) Worn The Opposite Sex's Clothes
(x) Sat On A Roof Top and watched the stars
SO FAR: 60
Level 22
(x) Screamed At The Top Of Your Lungs
( ) Done / Attempted A One-Handed Cartwheel – I'd rather kick a fish
(x) Talked On The Phone For More Than 6 Hours
(x) Recently stayed up for a while talking to someone you care about
SO FAR: 63
Level 23
( ) Picked And Ate An Apple Right Off The Tree – Blackberries, yes!
(x) Climbed A Tree
(x) Had/Been In A Tree House – Well, technically it was on the ground, but we called it the tree house - it was next to a tree! A friend had a tree house.
() Been scared To Watch Scary Movies Alone
SO FAR: 65
Level 24
(x) Believe/Believed In Ghosts
( ) Have had More Then 30 Pairs Of Shoes – I believe they mean at once...
( ) Gone Streaking
(x) Visited Jail – But couldn't get in. Does Alcatraz count?
SO FAR: 67
Level 25
( ) Played Chinese Chicken
( ) Been Pushed into a pool with all your clothes on – No one's been dumb enough to try that on me!
(xxx) Been Told You're Hot By A Complete Stranger
(x) Broken A Bone
(x) Been Easily Amused – Just give me a vice-grip!
SO FAR: 70
Level 26
() Caught A Fish Then Ate It Later
(x) Made A Porn Video/got asked to make one
(x) Caught A Butterfly
(x) Laughed So Hard You Cried
(x) Cried So Hard You Laughed
SO FAR: 74
Level 27
(x) Mooned/Flashed Someone
(x) Had Someone Moon/Flash You
(x) Cheated On A Test
(xxx) Forgotten Someone's Name
( ) French Braided Someones Hair
(x) Gone Skinny Dipping – With water filled vinyl killer whale even!
() Been Kicked Out Of Your House
SO FAR: 79
Level 28
(xxx) Rode A Roller Coaster
(x) Went Scuba-Diving/Snorkeling – Snorkeling
(xxx) Had A Cavity
( ) Black-Mailed Someone
( ) Been Black Mailed
SO FAR: 82
Level 29
(x) Been Used
( ) Fell Going Up The Stairs
( ) Licked A Cat – No, but I licked myself while a cat watched...
(x) Bitten Someone
(xxx) Licked Someone
SO FAR: 85
Level 30
(x) Been shot at/or at gunpoint – At gunpoint
( ) Had sex in the rain
( ) Flattened someones tires
(x) Rode in a car/truck until the gas light came on – In the middle of nowhere in Nevada even...
(x) Got five dollars or less worth of gas – Happens all the time now!
Total: 88. I'm gonna go out, fall up the stairs, kick a fish, and then find me a horny monkey.
chubbyhuskyLevel 1
(x) Smoked A Cigarette
() Smoked A Cigar
(xxx) Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex
SO FAR: 2
Level 2
(x) Are / Been In Love
(x) Dumped someone
(x) Been Fired – Laid Off - same thing
() Been In A Fist Fight
SO FAR: 5
Level 3
() Had A Crush On An Older Person
(x) Skipped Class – Hmm...another hour of Physical Oceanography...or going to a friend's house, getting stoned and watching Star Trek?
(x) Slept With A Co-worker
(x) Seen Someone / Something Die
SO FAR: 8
Level 4
(x) Had / Have A Crush On One Of Your FurAffinity / deviantART / sheezyart Friends
(x) Been To Paris
() Been To Spain
(xxx) Been On A Plane
(x) Thrown Up From Drinking – Best time was while in hippo suit...
SO FAR: 12
Level 5
(x) Eaten Sushi
() Been Snowboarding
(x) Met Someone Through Internet
() Been in a Mosh Pit
SO FAR: 14
Level 6
(x) Been In An Abusive Relationship – It was mutual...
(x) Taken Pain Killers
(x) Liked/loved Someone Who You Cant Have
(x) Laid On Your Back And Watched Cloud Shapes Go By
() Made A Snow Angel
SO FAR: 18
Level 7
() Had A Tea Party
(x) Flown A Kite
(xxx) Built A Sand Castle
() Gone mudding
() Played Dress Up
SO FAR: 20
Level 8
(x) Jumped Into A Pile Of Leaves
(x) Gone Sliding
(x) Cheated While Playing A Game
(x) Been Lonely
(x) Fallen Asleep At Work / School
SO far: 25
Level 10
(x) Watched The Sun Set
(xxx) Felt An Earthquake – 6.4 is the biggest one so far...
() Killed A Snake
SO FAR: 27
Level 11
(x) Been Tickled
(x) Been Robbed / Vandalized
(x) Been cheated on
(x) Been Misunderstood
SO FAR: 31
Level 12
(x) Won A Contest
() Been Suspended From School
() Had Detention
(x) Been In A Car / Motorcycle Accident – Scooter
SO FAR: 33
Level 13
() Had / Have Braces
(x) Eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night.
(x) Danced in the moonlight
SO FAR : 35
Level 14
(x) Hated The Way You Look
(x) Witnessed A Crime – Hard not to in this neighborhood...
() Pole Danced
(x) Questioned Your Heart
(xxx) Been obsessed with post-it-notes
SO FAR: 39
Level 15
(x) Squished Barefoot Through The Mud
() Been To The Opposite Side Of The World – 1/4 in one direction and 1/3 in the other...
(xxx) Swam In The Ocean – Eastern and Western Pacific, Western Atlantic, Mediterannean
(x) Felt Like You Were Dying
SO FAR: 42
Level 16
(x) Cried Yourself To Sleep
() Played Cops And Robbers
(x) Recently Colored With Crayons / Colored Pencils / Markers
(x) Sang Karaoke
(x) Paid For A Meal With Only Coins – Gotta love McDonald's Dollar Menu!
SO FAR: 46
Level 17
(x) Done Something You Told Yourself You Wouldn't
(x) Made Prank Phone Calls – What's that chinging noise?
(x) Laughed Until Some Kind Of Beverage Came Out Of Your Nose
(x) Kissed In The Rain
SO FAR: 50
Level 18
(x) Written A Letter To Santa Claus
(x) Watched The Sun Set/ sun rise With Someone You Care/Cared About
(x) Blown Bubbles
(x) Made A Bonfire On The Beach Or Anywhere – Old Xmas trees burn GREAT!
SO FAR: 54
Level 19
(x) Crashed A Party
(x) Have Traveled More Than 5 Days With A Car Full Of People
(x) Had A Wish Come True
( ) Been Humped By A Monkey – WTF? This is only on Level 19?!?
SO FAR: 57
Level 20
() Worn Pearls (real or Mardi Gras? XD)
() Jumped Off A Bridge
(x) Screamed "Penis" or "Vagina"
() Swam With Dolphins – Oh God I'd love to! :3
SO FAR: 58
Level 21
(x) Got Your Tongue Stuck To A Pole/Freezer/ice Cubes – ice cubes
() Kicked A Fish – WTF?!? I wanna know who's goin around kicking fish and getting humped by monkeys!
( ) Worn The Opposite Sex's Clothes
(x) Sat On A Roof Top and watched the stars
SO FAR: 60
Level 22
(x) Screamed At The Top Of Your Lungs
( ) Done / Attempted A One-Handed Cartwheel – I'd rather kick a fish
(x) Talked On The Phone For More Than 6 Hours
(x) Recently stayed up for a while talking to someone you care about
SO FAR: 63
Level 23
( ) Picked And Ate An Apple Right Off The Tree – Blackberries, yes!
(x) Climbed A Tree
(x) Had/Been In A Tree House – Well, technically it was on the ground, but we called it the tree house - it was next to a tree! A friend had a tree house.
() Been scared To Watch Scary Movies Alone
SO FAR: 65
Level 24
(x) Believe/Believed In Ghosts
( ) Have had More Then 30 Pairs Of Shoes – I believe they mean at once...
( ) Gone Streaking
(x) Visited Jail – But couldn't get in. Does Alcatraz count?
SO FAR: 67
Level 25
( ) Played Chinese Chicken
( ) Been Pushed into a pool with all your clothes on – No one's been dumb enough to try that on me!
(xxx) Been Told You're Hot By A Complete Stranger
(x) Broken A Bone
(x) Been Easily Amused – Just give me a vice-grip!
SO FAR: 70
Level 26
() Caught A Fish Then Ate It Later
(x) Made A Porn Video/got asked to make one
(x) Caught A Butterfly
(x) Laughed So Hard You Cried
(x) Cried So Hard You Laughed
SO FAR: 74
Level 27
(x) Mooned/Flashed Someone
(x) Had Someone Moon/Flash You
(x) Cheated On A Test
(xxx) Forgotten Someone's Name
( ) French Braided Someones Hair
(x) Gone Skinny Dipping – With water filled vinyl killer whale even!
() Been Kicked Out Of Your House
SO FAR: 79
Level 28
(xxx) Rode A Roller Coaster
(x) Went Scuba-Diving/Snorkeling – Snorkeling
(xxx) Had A Cavity
( ) Black-Mailed Someone
( ) Been Black Mailed
SO FAR: 82
Level 29
(x) Been Used
( ) Fell Going Up The Stairs
( ) Licked A Cat – No, but I licked myself while a cat watched...
(x) Bitten Someone
(xxx) Licked Someone
SO FAR: 85
Level 30
(x) Been shot at/or at gunpoint – At gunpoint
( ) Had sex in the rain
( ) Flattened someones tires
(x) Rode in a car/truck until the gas light came on – In the middle of nowhere in Nevada even...
(x) Got five dollars or less worth of gas – Happens all the time now!
Total: 88. I'm gonna go out, fall up the stairs, kick a fish, and then find me a horny monkey.
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35 days.
Wow.
I've missed y'all so much! <BIG HIPPO HUGS>
Good to be back! :3
A BIG Paw to YAK! Hip-hip-hurray!
Hip-hip-hurray!
Hip-hip-hurray!
35 days.
Wow.
I've missed y'all so much! <BIG HIPPO HUGS>
Good to be back! :3
A BIG Paw to YAK! Hip-hip-hurray!
Hip-hip-hurray!
Hip-hip-hurray!
