Alright, I randomly felt like giving out some asspats to my good friends. I was gunna make this a thread on the forums but I figred that would turn into a giant circlejerk way too quickly. Also please note if you're not on this list that doesn't mean we're not friends or anything.

Jashwa- Even though I take some of the jokes you say a bit too seriously sometimes and I honestly thought you absolutely hated my guts for awhile, I'd say you're easily one of my best e-friends. You're one of the people that I know will be there when I need you, and you've shown that by talking to me about personal matters including my sexuality. I also had a lot of fun hanging out with you. It was much less awkward than I thought and you were a cool guy. Hopefully I can find a way to get to AC so we can hang out again. Also you've brought up your looks a few times when talking to me. I think you look fine and are rather attractive(Also no, I don't want your dick >=[ ). I still think it's bizarre how you're buddies with a guy I went to school with. Small world huh?

Takun- It's pretty damn crazy that I've known you for like, 4 years. Similar to Jash, you're another person I feel I can talk to about anything. You also helped me come out as bi. I really appreciate how willing to listen and the advice you gave me. You're a really sweet and helpful guy and I'm happy that things seem to be working between you and Jash.

Gaz- I really hope you find a way to get over your depression and self image issues. I feel that they're really holding you back. They can be a bitch to get over, but you really gotta find a way. Maybe then you'll see how great of a person you are. Anyways, I really enjoy talking to you. You're a funny girl and all the stupid flirting we do makes me giggle. We totally need to hang out some day.

Deo- We honestly don't talk much, but I wish we did. You seem like a really cool person to get to know. You also seem like you'd be a fun person to have a few drinks with and just ramble on about life. If I remember right you've talked down about how you look, which is stupid because you're a very pretty woman. You're also a really fucking good artist and I think stupid furries don't appreciate your non-anthro works enough.

Fay- I always get a feeling that the huge crush I have on you sometimes makes things a bit awkward, including what I'm about to say. Anyways, you're easily one of the coolest, if not the coolest girl I've ever met. I really enjoy talking to you a whole lot. On the forums, I almost always read your posts because I know for a fact that it'll either be funny, informative, or just generally interesting. Regarding your art; you have one of the most adorable art styles I've seen and I love watching your streams. It's cool seeing your commissions start out as basic line art and end up as something very detailed. I also really enjoy playing games with you. It's really fun until I do something stupid and get us killed (:V). Another thing I love is how you seem to speak your mind. If someone is pissing you off, being stupid, or doing/saying something you don't agree with, you'll tell them. I really admire that trait in a person. It's also fun listening to you talk about philosophy and literature. The former because I like learning about things I don't have much knowledge in, and the latter because it's nice to see someone appreciate literature in this day and age. Bottom line is that you're a very smart, funny, and interesting woman and I'd give almost anything to spend time with you and get to know you on a personal level. However, your musical tastes are a bit... questionable. :V

These are the best last resort time wasters ever!

Stolen from  anniekitty

Start with 100% and subtract 1% for everything that you've done.
Then repost as your __% Virgin Innocent. Lowest number you have the more you've done!

100%

( ) Smoked.
(x) Drank alcohol.
(x) Cried when someone died.
(x) Been drunk.
( ) Had sex.
(x) Been to a concert.
( ) given a handjob.
( ) gotten a handjob.
( ) given a blowjob.
( ) gotten a blowjob.
( ) Been verbally/sexually harassed.
( ) Verbally/sexually harassed somebody.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 96%

( ) felt someone up and/or been felt up.
(x) Laughed so hard something came out of your nose.
( ) Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend before.
( ) Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend.
( ) Been to prom.
(x) Cried at school.
( ) Gotten lost in a WalMart or a department store.
( ) Went streaking.
( ) Given or received a lap dance.
(x) Had someone of the opposite/same sex in your room. (What the hell kinda question is that? Who hasn't?)

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 93%

(x) Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over.
(x) Slept over at someone of the same sex's house.
( ) Kissed a stranger.
( ) Hugged a stranger.
( ) Went scuba diving.
(x) Driven a car.
(x) Gotten an x-ray.
( ) Hit by a car.
(x) Had a party
( ) Done serious hard drugs.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 88%

( ) Played strip poker/darts.
( ) Got paid to strip for someone.
( ) Run away from home.
(x) Broken a bone.
( ) Eaten sushi.
( ) Bought porn.
(x) Watched porn.
( ) Made porn.
( ) Had a crush on someone of the same sex.
( ) Been in love.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 86%

( ) Made out.
(x) Laughed so hard you cried.
(x) Cried yourself to sleep.
( ) Laughed yourself to sleep.
(x) Stabbed yourself. (Not intentionally :V)
(x) Shot a gun
( ) Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day.
(x) Been online for 9 consecutive hours.
(x) Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours.
(x) Watched an animal die.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 79%

( ) Watched a person die.
( ) Kissed and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person.
(x) Pranked somebody.
( ) Put somebody in the hospital. ((almost))
( ) Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out.
( ) Kissed somebody of the same sex.
( ) Dressed punk.
( ) Dressed goth.
( ) Dressed preppy.
( ) Been to a motocross race.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 78%

(x) Avoided somebody.
( ) Been stalked.
( ) Stalked someone.
( ) Met a celebrity.
( ) Ridden a horse.
(x) Cut yourself. (Again, not intentionally. I need to stop playing with my pocket knife.)
( ) Bungee jumped.
(x) Ding dong ditched somebody.
( ) Been to a wild party.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 75%

( ) Got caught stealing something.
(x) Kicked/punched a guy in the balls.
( ) Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend.
( ) Gone out with your friend's crush.
( ) Got arrested.
( ) Been pregnant.
( ) Made a girl pregnant.
(x) Babysat.
( ) Been to another country.
( ) Started your house on fire.
(x)Had an encounter with a ghost. (I'm skeptical of what it really was but I'm checking it anyways)

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 72%


(x) Donated your hair to cancer patients.
( ) Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by.
(x) Cried over a member of the opposite/same sex.
( ) Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for over 3 months.
(x) Sat on your butt all day.
( ) Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself.
(x) Had a job.
( ) Gotten cut from a sports team.
( ) Been called a whore.
( ) Danced like a whore

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 68%

(x) Been mistaken as older than your own age.
(x) Been in a car accident.
( ) Been told you have beautiful eyes.
(x) Been told you have beautiful hair.
( ) Raped somebody.
( ) Danced in the rain.
(x) Been rejected.
( ) Walked out of a restaurant without paying.
(x) Punched someone/slapped someone in the face.
( ) Been raped.

FINAL PERCENTAGE: 63% Yay?

I am pregnant with Gaz's baby. We have been loving each other in secret. However, last time the condom broke and I am now pregnant. We feel terrible for keeping this secret for so long so we have decided to come clean. The baby is due at the beginning of next year.

Time for a random post that none of you care about! :V

Anyways, things have gotten better. I've been in a much, much better mood recently. I've also been doing more shit than just sitting around all day. I've been to a few concerts as well as having one to go to this weekend and I went to a convention in Pittsburgh and met up with . He was a really cool guy and some hilarious shit went down when we ran into a bunch of protesters. Also my dog Otta had her puppies. She had 9 of them. They're super fucking adorable but god damn are they loud. I've barely gotten any sleep the past 3 days or so thanks to them. On a less awesome note, it's still not 100% confirmed if I'm going to AC or not. My mom seems to think that it's some creepy thing and she doesn't seem like she wants me to go. I'm going to have to talk to her about it.

For some more personal stuff, I've been feeling much more happy and confidant in myself. I've stopped having such negative thoughts about myself all the damn time. People have also been constantly telling me that I've lost a good bit of weight. Oh yeah, I also came out as bi leaning straight, if you haven't heard yet. I don't really see it but I don't think people would lie. Maybe things are finally going to start looking up for me.

If any of you actually read all of that livejournaly crap, thanks. :V

So I had a really good day Saturday. It was probably one of the best I've had in awhile. So of course on Sunday I get sick. I've also been feeling much lonelier than usual the last few days. Also the air conditioning in my room isn't working properly and it gets so hot that I sweat constantly. Oh, and to top things off my parents are bitching at me and saying I don't help enough around the house. I told them multiple times that if they gave me a list of things that needed to be done weekly then I would do them. Guess what they haven't done yet? Stuff like this always happens after I have a good day. It's always followed by a string of super shitty days. I swear I must have somehow pissed off some godlike deity and they cursed me or something.

Yeah, it's not anything super terrible, but I felt like bitching about it.

 radio-gaz is awful and tagged me for this meme thing. Apparently if someone tags you, you have to do it like horrible chain letters. I only do them because they can be fun time wasters. :|

The Rules:
- You must post these rules.
- Each tagged person must post 10 things about themselves on their journal.
- You have to choose and tag 10 people and post their icons on the same journal.
- Go to their pages and tell them you tagged them!

1. I am terrible with women.
2. I really want to learn guitar but don't think I have the talent for it.
3. I often wonder what people's opinions of me are.
4. I usually don't personally message people because I feel like I am bothering them.
5. I fucking love hiking.
6. As much as I joke about being a slutfox I hate how furries turned my favorite animals into sluts.
7. It takes me forever to fall asleep.
8. I hate McDonalds.
9. I am having trouble thinking of 10 things to post about myself.
10. I love iced tea.

I tag:
 deovacuus
 fayv
 takun
 jashwa
 cgibby
 ratte
 leybun
 pineapple92
 alstor
 n106

 deovacuus is awful and tagged me so apparently I have to do this now according to stupid rules that I don't need to follow. I'm just bored...

LAYER ONE : THE OUTSIDE
- Name: Jon
- Eye Color: Bluish Green
- Hair Style/Color: Around shoulder length, dark brown.
- Height: 5'11"
- Clothing style: Jeans, T-shirt, Jacket, Hiking boots
- Best physical feature: I don't even know. :|

LAYER TWO: THE INSIDE
- Your fears: Spiders. Seriously fuck them.
- Your guilty pleasure: Cheesy 80's songs.
- Your biggest pet peeve: Being accused of something I didn't do.
- Your ambitions for the future: Go to college and major in psychology.

LAYER THREE: THOUGHTS
- Your first thoughts waking up: I should get out of bed, but it's so comfy...
- What you think about most: Whatever random stuff that's on my mind.
- What you think about before bed: I don't wanna go to bed, maybe just a few more hours...
- You think your best quality is: I'm always willing to help people. I may be kinda lazy, but if you need me to be there for you, I will be.

LAYER FOUR: WHAT'S BETTER?
- Single or group dates: I have no experience with this so I am not sure.
- To be loved or respected: Respected I guess. Being loved is nice, but I'd rather be respected for who I am.
- Beauty or brains: Brains. I am more attracted to personality than looks.
- Dogs or cats: DOGS! I think they are much more adorable and fun pets than cats. I still like cats however.

LAYER FIVE: DO YOU?
- Lie: Rarely, and if I do it's never something major.
- Believe in yourself: It depends on what I'm doing.
- Believe in love: Yes, but I haven't found it.
- Want someone: Yes.

LAYER SIX: EVER?
- Been on stage: Nope.
- Done drugs: Nope.
- Changed who you were to fit in: Nope.

LAYER SEVEN: FAVORITES
- Favorite color: Green.
- Favorite animal: Fox. (obviously. :V)
- Favorite movie: I'm not completely sure.
- Favorite game: Same as above.

LAYER EIGHT: AGE
- Day your next birthday will be: September 29th
- How old will you be: 20
- Age you lost your virginity: lol
- Does age matter: Usually no.

LAYER NINE: IN A BOY OR GIRL
- Best personality: Funny, smart, laid back.
- Best eye color: Green or blue
- Best hair color: Darker colors
- Best thing to do with a partner: Spend a relaxing evening with each other, I guess. I'm not sure.

LAYER TEN: FINISH THE SENTENCE
- I love: my family.
- I feel: bored and lonely :|
- I hide: the way I feel about myself, IRL at least.
- I miss: having things to do and being carefree.
- I wish: things would start looking up for me.

LAYER ELEVEN: I TAG
Whoever wants to do this. I'm not going to be evil and call people out since nobody will read it anyways. :V

Yet another boring entry about my life that none of you care about!

So yeah, I had a physical today. No, I didn't get my balls grabbed or any of that. My mom wanted me to bring up my depression to the doctor. We talked about it a bit and the doctor gave me some survey to fill out. She ended up prescribing me with "Pristiq" and told me it'll start making me feel different around 2 weeks or so. I hope it actually does make a difference, but I've also heard how the wrong pill can make it even worse. I'll be looking forward to that.

Also, apparently I'm a lot healthier and weight a good 30 or 40 pounds less than I thought.

Stolen from  radio-gaz

None of you care or will read it but it gave me something to do. :|

1.) Who is the last person you held hands with?
I have no idea

2.) If you were drafted into a war, would you survive?
I'd hope so. I'm a pretty damn good shot at least. Maybe I can shoot them first. :V

3.) Do you sleep with the TV on?
Nope.

4.) Have you ever drank milk straight out of the carton?
Yes, but only to finish it off.

5.) Have you ever won a spelling bee?
I've never been in one.

6.) What is your longest fight with one of your friends?
I don't think I've ever fought with a friend and remained friends afterwords. I'm pretty easy to get along with so if you really piss me off you did something wrong.

7.) Have you ever stuffed your bra?
Yes. Every day. I am insecure about the size of my breasts. ;_;

8.) Are you afraid of the dark?
Nope. However if I am outside in the dark alone very late at night I get a little on edge.

9.) Have you prank called someone?
Yes, but only if I thought the person deserved to be annoyed. I don't have the heart to call a random person and annoy them. :V

10.) Who can you always turn to?
My parents.

11.) When is the last time you took a bubble bath?
When I was like 10.

12.) Who was the last person you hung out with?
My dad, grandpa, and great grandpa. They needed my help to go pick up a chicken coop this morning. :|

13.) Are you drinking anything right now?
Dr. Pepper.

14.) Who are you thinking of right now?
That's classified.

15.) Do you talk in your sleep?
Nope

16.) Have you ever flown a kite?
Yes but not in years.

17.) What do you want for Christmas?
I don't know it's not anywhere near christmas.

18.) Do you know the muffin man?
No.

19.) What are you looking forward to?
AC because I have been turned into a gigantic furfag.

20.) Have you ever crawled through a window?
Yes. One time when I was a kid my dad accidentally locked everyone out so we pried open a window in the back of our house and I climbed in.

21.) Have you ever eaten dog food?
I've eaten dog treats before out of curiosity. It tastes like a stale cookie.

22.) When was the last time you when swimming and where?
My grandparent's house last year. They have an in-ground pool.

23.) Have you ever eaten green eggs and ham?
No.

24.) Any cool scars?
Nope.

25.) Have you ever asked for a horse?
I hate horses. :|

26.) Plans for tomorrow?
Not a single god damn thing. :V

27.) What is your middle name?
Owen.

28.) Missing someone right now?
Yes. Both of my best friends moved to Virginia for different reasons. One of them is moving in with me tomorrow though. :V

29.) When was the last time you told someone you loved them?
Today to my aunt.

30.) What are the 3 things you always bring with you to places?
Wallet, pocket knife (I don't carry it as a weapon before you guys ask. >_> ), cellphone.

31.) Do you like or have a crush on anyone?
Yes.

32.) Who did you last hug?
I have no idea.

33.) 2 things about the opposite sex that you first notice?
Face and hair color

34.) Last person you talked to on the phone with?
My dad.

35.) Last time you ate sushi?
Eww fuck seafood.

36.) What song are you currently listening to?
Renegade by Styx

37.) What was the last thing you ate?
Burger King chicken nuggets because I don't care about having a super-duper healthy diet. :V

38.) Where is your phone?
Next to me.

39.) Is there something you want that you can't have?
I'd be surprised if someone said no to that.

40.) Have you been in love?
Nope.

41.) Where was your last date?
Never. :|

42.) How often do you talk on the phone?
Not too often. Usually if I want to talk to friends I can catch them on skype or something. I don't call too often.

43.) Last movie you watched at the theatre?
The True Grit remake. Good movie.

44.) What do you want?
Lots of things. Most of them are not important and I can live without them.

45.) Who do you hope reads this survey?
I doubt anyone is going to read it. :V

I guarantee none of you care at all but god damn it I'm bored. :V

So anyways, I talked with my mom a bit. She seems reluctant to let me go, but at the same time she said she doesn't want to say no and disappoint me. She said she would feel better if someone I knew personally would go with me. I told her it was a furry convention and she surprisingly didn't care. I figured she'd be like "FUCK NO" because whenever furries got brought up the first thing she mentioned was fursuit fucking. I told her it wasn't a weird sex convention and she listened to it. I also explained that I knew a lot of the people I'd be hanging out with pretty well and are friends with some on facebook and shit. She seemed less worried after we talked. I may end up going after all.

This has been bugging me over the last few weeks. So many people I really wanna meet are going to be there and I live so damn close. I even have someone who said they would let me room with them. The problem comes from my hilariously over protective parents. Yeah, I know I'm 19 and legally an adult, but despite that fact they treat me like I'm 12. I can legally join the military and get shipped off to die in some middle eastern hellhole but holy shit meeting internet people in PA for 3 days is dangerous! I'd just go on my own but I don't want to ruin the relationship with my parents since we are, and always have been, on good terms.

Anyways, I brought it up to my mom the other day and she freaked out at the thought of INTERNET PEOPLE!. You know, the same people that I'd say I know better than some of my old highschool friends; a few of which I've known for over a year, have my facebook and have my cellphone number. Clearly though since they're from THE INTERNET they want to rape or murder me.

Or rape and murder.

Or any combination of the two.

She said she would "think about it" which means I'll probably have to sit down and talk with her. The best part is, if she's so worried then my dad will fucking freak. He's the worst about these things. When I went to shoot the target rifle that he bought me for christmas he ended up calling me 3 times to lecture me on gun safety and such. I've always practiced great gun safety and have never done stupid crap when dealing with firearms, or anything dangerous really. Every time I go to the mall he tells us to be careful because people get stabbed there all the time! I've never heard of any stabbings at that mall. The worst part is he knows I'm not stupid and he knows I'm a safe person who wouldn't do anything risky but he still freaks out and doesn't trust me. His response to that is "I trust you, but it's the other people I worry about!"

So basically I have three choices, listed from most likely to least likely.

-They say no, I get really fucking pissed.
-They say yes and I go have happy fun furfag time
-I say fuck off and go anyways


Yeah, this is a stupid BAWWW PARENTZ rant but I felt like bitching about it. :V