It is! Defacto, the easter holidays. So as any other student. I'm being generically lazy, here and there. Though i have been doing intermittent bits of revision, and getting my grasp and comprehension of certain subjects *olol P.E* to a more... not dick level.

Exams are soon, and it's just "shut up and do it." Stage. So i'm going to, but, before that. It's time for me to get some things cleared up.

1. OLOL i've actually been drawing. Unfortunatley, my scanner. *Thank you father* has been SAT ON. And thusly retarded into a state of brokeness. But, that should be fixed at some point.

2. Apparentley, every single person I know in real life is utter inept at maintaining anything beyond a "lol hai" Relationship. It's as if there's a weird vortex around where I live that denies anyone happiness.

Hey, I don't mind. lol fags.

3. My piano is new, and motherfucking godly. If I could find A. the software, and B. the lead, i'd have better recording stuff. But, either way. That's enough of that.

I'll let you fuckfags get on with whatever you do in your horrible systemic lives.

I'm hungry.

Well don't that just beat all!
Needless to say, i've managed to get up to date with Psychology work, which i'm really quite happy with. So, now i've just got the ongoing P.E coursework going. And... well, the English is done. So, woo.

Awlal.

Well, i've got a week of this spasmocity left, then after that i'm off for a couple of weeks, hopefully I can get cought up and revised for pretty much all the exams in May,

Any other brit furs doing AS levels will know what I mean, or any who've already done them I suppose. but yes, it'll be fun. So, lossa psychology to do 83

DESPITE IT BEING THE WORST SUBJECT IN EXISTENCE.

CATS WAS FUCKING EPIC.

Also, college, gay, valenties day, gay. Your mum

GAY.

I'M GOING TO FUCKING SEE CATS ON TUESDAY HOLY FUCKSHITPISS FUCKING YEEESSSSSS.

That is all.

I just found out what 12chan is.

You sick fucking bastards.

*Not directed at you*

THE BLOKE WHO GET'S MY 4000TH PAGEVIEW GET'S A FREE FUCKIN' DRAWING FOR THE CRACK.

Or woman. LETZ GO.

Yes, screenshot / proof required. And if it's me. I'll lol, srsly.

THIS JOURNAL ENTRY CONTAINS ADULT CONTENT - please don't read ahead if you are underage or

otherwise not allowed to view adult content. Or if you're a pussy.

You're imagining this24/7 (Total Power Exchange)? - wot.
Abasiophilia (Casts, Braces, Wheelchairs) - No.
Age Play? - No.
Adult Baby/AB Parent? - No.
Algolagnia (Pleasure derived from physical pain)?- No.
Amputee Fetishism (Amputation/Deformity)? -No.
Anal Sex? - No.
Andromimetophilia (Androgeny)? - No.
Arse (Ass Play, Worship)? - No.
Asphyxiaphilia (Breath Play, Choking)? - No.
Balloons? - No.
Bestiality/Zoophilia? - No.
Beating (Flogs, Whips, Canes, etc.)? - No.
Biastophilia (Committing Rape/Sexual Assault)? - No.
Biting/Teeth? - No.
Blood (Drawing Blood, Cutting, etc.)? - No.
Body Hair? - No.
Body Modification (Tattoos, Branding, Piercings, Scarification, etc.)? - No.
Bondage (Blind folds, Gags, Restraints)? - No.
Breast/Nipple Torture, Clamps, etc.? - No.
Candle Wax? - No.
Chains? - No.
Chastity Devices? - No.
Chinese Balls/Ben Wa Balls/Anal Beads? - No.
Cling Film/Plastic Wrap? - No.
Cock and Ball Torture, Clamps, etc.? - No.
Collar and Lead/Leash? - No.
Confinement/Caging? - No.
Coprophilia (Shit Play/Scat)? - No.
Costumes (Period, Fetish, etc.)? - No.
Cross Dressing? - No.
Cupping (Suction of the Skin)? - No.
Dacryphilia (Arousal from Tears)? - No.
Defilement (Seeing a partner dirty or wet)? - No.
Denim? - No.
Depilation/Shaving? - No.
Diapers/Diaper Lover? - No.
Dildos (Hand-held, Strap-ons)? - No.
Discipline? - No.
Doctor/Nurse Fetish? - No.
Domination? - No.
Ears? - No.
Electrotorture (EMS TENS units)? - No.
Emetophilia (Vomit, Regurgitation)? - No.
Erotic Photography? - No.
Exhibitionism/Sex In Public? - No.
Feathers? - No.
Pyrophilia (Fire Play)? - No.
Fisting? - No.
Food Play? - No.
Fuck Machines/Robots? - No.
Furry/Fur Fetishism? - No.
Gangbangs? - No.
Genital Worship? - No.
Guns (Gun Play, Worship)? - No.
Hair Pulling? - No.
Handcuffs/Shackles? - No.
Harnesses? - No.
High Heels/Stilettos? - No.
Humiliation? - No.
Infantilism (Pacifiers/Bottles, etc.)? - No.
Kidnapping Play? - No.
Klismaphilia (Douching/Enema)? - No.
Knives (Razors, Swords, other blades)? - No.
Lace/Lingerie? - No.
Latex? - No.
Leather? - No.
Making Home "Movies"? - No.
Masks (Erotic/Gas Masks, etc.)? - No.
Masochism? - No.
Massage? - No.
Master/Slave? - No.
Masturbation (Mutual or Forced)? - No.
Medical Scenes/Equipment? - No.
Menstruation (Sex During, Eating, etc.)? - No.
Murder Fetishism? - No.
Military Fetish/Uniforms? - No.
Milk Fetishism/Lactation? - No.
Necrophilia (Death, Corpses)? - No.
Nipples? - No.
Oral Fixations? - No.
Oral Sex? - No.
Pain (Giving/Receiving)? - No.
Piercings? - No.
Pinching? - No.
Play Piercing/Needle Play? - No.
Plushophilia (Stuffed animals, Plushies)? - No.
Podophilia (Foot Fetish)? - No.
Power Exchange? - No.
Pregnancy Fetishism? - No.
Punishment? - No.
The Rack/Medieval Devices? - No.
Raptophilia (Sexual arousal from being raped)? - No.
Religious (Nunplay, Priestplay)? - No.
Retifism (Shoes or Boots)? - No.
Rimming? - No.
Role Playing? - No.
Rubber? - No.
Sadism? - No.
Scent? - No.
Sensory Deprivation? - No.
Smoking Fetishism? - No.
Spanking/Paddling? - No.
Statuephilia (Mannequins, Dolls, etc.)? - No.
Stockings/Fishnets/Pantyhose? - No.
Talking Dirty/Verbal Humiliation/Abuse? - No.
Tickling? - No.
Tongue Fetish? - No.
Toys (Buttplugs, Vibrators, etc.)? - No.
Transvestism? - No.
Urolagnia (Water Sports/Urine)? - No.
Violence/Physical Injury? - No.
Voyeurism? -No.
Wrestling/Fighting? - No.
Zombies/Gore? - No.

If that's not giving you an insight into my very crazy sex life, I don't know what will.

Also, NO.

1. Can you cook?
Damn straight!

2. What was your dream growing up?
I wanted to be a Pilot, then I saw sense.

3. What talent do you wish you had?
Ability to play Piano PROPERLY.

4. Favorite place?
Suprisingly, College.

5. Favorite vegetable/s?
NO such thing.

6. What was the last book you read?
Great Expectations. College work tbh.

7. What zodiac sign are you?
Pices, splash.

8. Any Tattoos and/or Piercings?
None, i'm not a dyke.

9. Worst Habit?
Like most males, scratching my nads at EVERY given opportunity.

10. What was the last thing you touched besides the keyboard?
My nads, suprisingly enough.

11. What is your favorite sport?
Diving or Gymnastics TBH. Both are Acrobatic so <3's.

12. Negative or Optimistic attitude?
Negimistic. I'm a bastard, but at least i'm happy about it.

13. Can you eat 50 hot wings?
Those things from NANDOOO'S? Not in one sitting, fuckers are big.

14. Worst thing to ever happen to you?
Americans.

15. Tell me one weird fact about you:
My nose squishes flat against my face, as if I have no cartilage, GG genes.

16. Do you have any pets?
None.

17. What’s the weirdest pet you’ve owned?
Co-owned Green Anole's with my sister.

18. Where are you?
Whitley Bay, Newcastle, UK. Bloody Southerners.

19. What is the dumbest thing you’ve done while intoxicated?
LOL CAR.

20. If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be?
Probably get a slightly more toned physique, i'm strong, but I don't look it.

21. Weapon of choice?
Scythe.

22. What color eyes do you have in real life?
Blue.

23. Ever been arrested?
Nope. Close though.

24. Bottle or Draft?
Bottle.

25. If you found a $100 bill on the ground, what would you do?
50 Quid is fuck all, so probably get CoD4.

26. What kind of bubble gum do you prefer to chew?
Chewy gum.

27. Where’s your favorite place to hang out?
My room. Hermit tbh.

28. Do you like your room cold or hot?
Depends.

29. Favorite thing to do in your spare time?
Play games.

30. Do you swear a lot?
You've no idea.

31. Biggest pet peeve?
Americans.

32. In one word, how would you describe yourself?
Failure.

33. What’s your shoe size?
Size 8, UK.

34. Do you have the same features (eye color, body size) as your furry character?
Nope, only thing we share is agility, and that's only sparesly related.

35. What is your favorite outfit?
Jeans and a nice shirt I suppose.

36. Favorite image in all of the internet?
My own.

37. How many windows/tabs do you have open?
3.

38. What's your desktop image?
Random Abstract thing.

39. What shampoo do you use?
Dove 2 in 1. Or Head and Shoulders.

40. What cologne do you use?
You mean PERFUME? Gillete something or other.

This is rediculous. No sooner do I get over the worst of tonsillitis, I'm having a relapse, Fortunatley, it's way less advanced, so i'm going to get my face to a doctors asap.

YOU fucking cunt of an immune system, just because i'm northern English, doesn't mean i've been working down the pits and inhaling dust, SO WHY IS MY IMMUNE SYSTEM EMULATING IT.

God damn, my body's actually gay. Faggot thing. But hopefully i won't miss another week of school

It's dawing on me that I can't afford to. Well, there'll be a lapse of art. "lol, I do art, sure."

And i'll possibly be whineing about my throat for people who know me, but that's not suprising now is it.

Toodles! And happy new year to all you's,

This reaper as a scythe to clean, and listerine to swill ;.;

People DON'T Have anythign better to do, do they.

Y'BASTARDS YA.

DEATH HAS ACUTE TONSILLITIS LOLOL

Death shouldn't be able to get ill. But unfortunatley he is. And i'm now, curled up i bed, With a thermometer poking out of my mouth, sweating profusely, and trying to learn the 12 days of christmas on piano.


Blame MJ,. Oh god, blame MJ.

 Monkey-Junkie and  Lumi are all detrimental to everyone's health.

I think I need to throw up.

If you could see the things I see you'd see that I see what you want me to see as I see what you see, dying to not see. But I digress, Yo 'sup bitches! I'm just sitting here, in college. Doing some work, yes, I know, it's odd, me doing work. But ah well, it's all good. Anyway, yes.

I've been sitting trying to get some form of this damned PE stuff done, learning how to teach the damn subject. Needless to say, it's not working. I'm about as able as a mole rat on sunday while on fire, being rolled down a hill and thrown darts at. It's a shame really, seeing as it's my favorite subject.

Anyway, me and a friend are gonna be walking home very soon, so it's good. I'll get's me a kiss and i'll be on my way home. Ready and willing to rape MJ and Lumi and Hydra and everyone else, right up the asshole, twice, with a razor blah blah blah.

ANYWAY. I'll get going now, 5 minutes till she get's here. TOODLEOOOOO.

Oh right, the real reason i'm doing this, i'm bored, and listening to classical music, as the yob cleaners come around and look at what i'm doing. Good thing this school has filters. Isn't it LUMI.

Yes i'm looking at you you unadulterated faggot.

CRY WHINGE MOAN ANGST HATE LOATHING SEETHING ANGER STRIFE BLACK DARK POETRY LOL FISH COMA TABLE GLASS CONDOM PENKNIFE LYNXEFFECT MOUSE COLLEGE

I feel better.

I need to write my English coursework. And I think that was the basis for the plan. :o

AND HOW YOU SUCK THEM.

oolol. etc. And lulz.

I'm tired ._.

If there was a time this wouldn't be it, i'm going to go off on a random spewing rant now. I don't know why, i just am. If anyone is offended by this, please... shut the fuck up.

Firstly, a list of things i dont like,

Children, People, Parents, stuff, things, e-coli, clearasel, badges, flashlights, rulers, moniters, computers, a pen, a coke bottle, a bin, guitar hero, pictures, hats, bags, alcohol, PS2's, clothing, bed, sleep, bluetack, webcams, lubricant, games, wood, plastic, metal, carbon, salt, vinigar, crisps, chips, the colour blue, and of course. The french.

Lets see what this generates.