... TO STAY THE F*** AWAY FROM MY HEN HOUSE!!! If you can dig what I'm saying? They all best be cutting out soon! And now a few songs to convey the mood.

I've Had Enough - Jerry Reed
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRaHlQwVoQw

.45 & a Shovel - The Side-Wynders
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v0GHrQRKi60

On the horizon burns a fire. Call it a funeral fire. Tonight a '79 Buick Regal burns and another not so great meets his maker. Poor kid. I want you to know I had nothing to do with it. He ran from the police. Why he ran... Who knows? Why do any of them run? Maybe he thought he had something to loose, when in the end it costed his life. Age old story I guess.

Take the first 15 songs from your music player and add "in my pants" after the title. I stole this from Frindle http://www.furaffinity.net/user/frindle/


1. 1979 in my pants
2. Guns of Navarone in my pants (movie theme)
3. Marie Marie in my pants (Nice!)
4. A Burning Snowman in my pants
5. Give a Little Love in my pants
6. Rockabilly Rules in my pants
7. Should I Stay or Should I Go in my pants
8. Prom Night in my pants (Oh? lol)
9. Let's Get it Up in my pants (OMG I can't even make that one up! Thanks AC/DC!)
10. Personal Jesus in my pants! (Holy Crap!)
11. Teenagers in my pants (This is getting weird)
12. Little Duce Coupe in my pants (Thats cute)
13. Another Saturday Night in my pants (I wish I were making this up by this point)
15. Yellow in my pants! (Thanks shitloads Coldplay... Bastards! lol)

There's a bitter stink... It lingers like a disease in this town. For a little slice of Americana it has it's share of wanna' be gangster shithead punks. Carrying guns in the bar even though they would never dare slap iron with anyone. The law around here is a joke, and the drugs are out of control. If that isn't bad enough you got the morons with crate motors in there lifted pickups rampaging around town. Thinking there bad because they can break there 35's loose. Don't get me wrong I have nothing against lifted off road vehicles, I own one. Point is you take that out of town into the woods, that's what it's for. Not drag racing in town. You don't dare race them and put them in there place either because there all such shitty drivers they'd probably clip you and send you off the road. It's got to the point you can't even sit outside anymore and have a beer without being harassed. *sigh* Sorry I don't mean to rant. I've just had enough after tonight.

One way I can always tell is by the smell. I live right on the highway and whenever I step out the door I can always smell the sweet smell of overheated motor. Nothing says summer like a boiled over radiator and the lofting aroma of engine coolant.

COME ONE COME ALL!!! And cast a eyeball on the most boss artist around! I'm talkin' the blast fromt he past art of none other than ROCKABILLY WOLF! If'n you like Hot Rods and cool chicks then you'll go ape for this cat... I mean wolf! Were talkin' a whole lot of lassies with classy chasis! So haul ass over to his page! You'll be glad you did! And while your there lay down a few bills for a commision! YOU DIG?!

http://www.furaffinity.net/user/rockabillywolf/

OH! And also, he's having a free art contest RIGHT NOW! Yeah you herd right! Cheak this Journal...

http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/2253469/

Stole this from TerdBurgler...

I'm afraid of:

[ ] the dark
[ ] staying single forever
[ ] being a parent
[ ] giving birth
[ ] being myself in front of others
[ ] open spaces
[ ] closed spaces
[x] heights (I don't like being close to the edge otherwise I don't mind heights.)
[ ] dogs
[ ] birds
[ ] fish
[ ] spiders (I don't like scorpions, found one in my boot once.)
[ ] flowers or other plants
So far: 1

[ ] being touched
[ ] fire
[ ] deep water
[ ] snakes
[ ] silk
[ ] the ocean
[ ] failure
[ ] success
[ ] thunder/lightning
[ ] frogs/toads
[ ] my boyfriend's/girlfriend's dad
[ ] my boyfriend's/girlfriend's mom
[ ] rats
[ ] jumping from high places
[ ] snow
So far: 1

[ ] rain
[ ] wind
[ ] crossing hanging bridges
[ ] death
[ ] heaven
[ ] being robbed (No one would ever dare, less they want there head turned into a canoe.)
[ ] falling
[ ] clowns
[ ] dolls
[ ] large crowds of people
[ ] men
[ ] women
[ ] having great responsibilities
[ ] doctors, including dentists
So far: 1

[ ] tornadoes
[ ] hurricanes
[x] incurable diseases (Who wouldn't be?)
[ ] sharks
[ ] Friday the 13th
[ ] ghosts
[ ] poverty
[ ] Halloween (I love Halloween!)
[ ] school
[ ] trains
[ ] odd numbers
[ ] even numbers
[ ] being alone
[ ] becoming blind (Already half)
[ ] becoming deaf (Already half)
So far: 2

[ ] growing up (Some say I am.)
[ ] creepy noises in the night (Usually comming from me.)
[ ] bee stings
[ ] not accomplishing my dreams/goals
[ ] needles
[ ] blood
[ ] dinosaurs
[ ] the welcome mat
[ ] high speed (Hell no!)
[ ] throwing up
[ ] falling in love (Like that will ever happen again! Fool me once! lol)
[ ] super secrets

My Total: 2

Stole this from... Can't remember now? Found it by accident, figured "What the hell? Why not?" Lets see what we learn!


1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
No.

2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Afternoon

3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
Left

4. Do you masturbate?
...sometimes.

5. How often? Lately?
...sometimes.

6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
Don't remember?

7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Shower

8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
Yes!

9. Do you watch/read pornography?
Yeah, what guy dosn't?

10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Agressive

11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
No.

12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
Not really.

13. Would you choose love or money?
Money, I gave up on love.

14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
Never really thought about it.

15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
Once... Tried... Don't think he ever got full use of his hand back?

16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
At the beach.

17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
Back of the Lincoln.

18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
My mom almost caught me once.

19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Yeah a few times.

20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
No.

21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
I haven't, a friend did and we all left together. So sorta I guess?

22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
A few times.

23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
Hell no.

24. What's your sexuality?
I dig chicks!

25. Had sex in a movie theater?
No. Tried.

26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Well the shower is in the bathroom! (See #8)

27. Have you ever had sex at work?
Nope, worktime is worktime.

28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Yes.

29. Bought something from an adult store?
Just rubbers.

30. Do you own any sex toys?
Do sexy vehicles count?

31. If yes, how many and what are they?


32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
Someone may? I don't know?

33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
No.

34. Have you ever had phone sex?
No.

35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
Sorta kinda.

36. Do you think oral sex constitutes as a form of intercourse?
Sure! Clinton says it don't but...

37. What's your favorite sexual position?
Missionary.

38. What's your favorite sex act?
The kind with me and a girl.

39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
No.

40. Who do you think has the guts to re-post this?
I don't know? Guess we'll find out?

Hope I didn't creep anyone out! lol

So I'm going down the highway just before dark and theres this busted up microwave oven laying in the middle of my lane. I just missed hitting it and being the nice guy I am I decided to turn around and pick it up before someone dose run it over and who knows right? So I swing around and pull over and much to my suprise it's full of tools! Not cheap shit either. A few pairs of Knipex pliers wich are about $45 a pair and some misc. Snap On stuff. So I'm thinking "Damn it must be my birthday?!" Well I pick everything up and swing by the dump to throw out the busted up microwave. I go home and make dinner and watch T.V. for a hour or so. And put my new tools in my tool cabinet. Then I decided what the hell I'm gonna go have a beer. So I go down the highway to my favorite bar witch happens to be right along the highway were I found the tools. So I find out that like a hour after I picked that stuff up a truck went back and forth a few times down the shoulder. Obviously looking for something. And a few minutes latter after I arived they cruised by again. I probably should have ran out and flagged them over and gave them there tools back. But I figured Hey! They could have killed someone, and if there dumb enough to loose the stuff in the fist place... fuk em' right? But still being a nice guy and all I feel bad. I really have to stop being so nice, it won't get you far I've found out.

My Bel Air will be here in a few days... I need a front bumper. It'a a '54 I need a lot of parts actually! lol I could use a bench for the front, some steel rims, trunk latch, and any spare break and suspension parts I can find. Trunk floor would be nice to, but I can make one of them. I also need either a clean set of Vortec heads or a good set of camelbacks, all set up with hardend seats and stuff would be nice. If not it's fine. I have to go lay down now... *burp*

I drank too much, caught up with old friends, got offered a job, terrorized the town with my V8 car, and tried to marry the bar tender. (she's hot!) Anyway... Here I am. I supose I better put up the car for the winter tomarow. No way in hell will it ever see salt. Ain't looking forward to driving the Jeep again. Another winter in this frozen hell. My own personal Stalingrad. But on the lite side. A buddy of mine's dad offered me a job at his shop tonight. It's a little diffrent. Shop hours are from 5pm to 12am. Wich is freakin' briliant! Everyone else closes at 5pm. So I can work for my dad till 5pm like I always do, then go make some scratch at this shop, I'm up till at least 1am anyway so... It keeps me off the streets.

Is it just me or in that new Burger King breakfast menu commercial... dose the guy playing the flute toward the end look like the "Gyro Captain" from The Road Warrior? And before YOU ask, yes I am an insane person.

Uff da! I feel like hell. But I did it to myself so I earned it! lol No clue how I'm going to get back to my vehicle? At least I know where I left it this time. Last time it took me two days to find it.

...Hopefully I won't be in jail tomorrow! I can't see them arresting me over a lousy $150 ticket that they never gave me yet. I've been sitting here with my thumb in my ass for a week now almost waiting to see what there going to do to me?! Not hearing a damn thing. Worst case scenario I'll have to pay a bond and jet! My buddy is up Shit's Creek though. He's looking at three large and maybe 45 in the can. I'm hopping they (and they probably will) let him out on parole till he pays his fines off. Damn, it ain't like we killed nobody.

Can I put my arms around you
It's a lonely ol' night
Custom made for two lonely people like me and you...

lol anyway... Just drinking beer, trying to figure out what to do with myself. And NO that thought already crossed my mind you sickos! lol jk So yeah well anyway The '35 Plymouth is a no go. The guy don't want to part with it now. I can get my hands on a Model A frame and a couple of sedan bodies. I can chop one down into a roadster pickup cab of sorts if I have to. I'm that good with a torch when I'm sober. I may be crap with a pencil and paper, but pick up a gas ax and I'll show you something! Now I must lay down before I fall down!

Well I jacked my hand working on my vehicle. Need me a bag of ice and a PBR. I also may have two diffrent Plymouths lined up. A '35 and a '41 both coupes. The '35 is in ruff shape. I haven't seen the '41 yet but I hear it's nice. Not sure if that one will come home with daddy or not? I guess it still has the mole hair seats in it even. I do also got my eye on a solid '51 Buick Super Eight. I know... It's ugly... It's a Buick whadaya' expect? It is a two door. No engine wich is fine by me. If I get that one it will be a "Super Eight" alright! 327ci with a six pack and lake pipes. It will be a rocket!

Stole this from DLNorton...

1. You can ONLY answer Yes or No .

2. You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone messages/comments you and asks. And believe me, the temptation to explain some of these will be overwhelming... things are not exactly as they seem.

3. It is harder than it looks, but NO explanations !!! You will want to... but don't!!!


Kissed any one of your Facebook friends? --- no
Been arrested? --- yes
Kissed someone you didn't like? --- yes
Slept in until 5 PM? --- yes
Fallen asleep at work/school? --- yes
Ran a red light? --- yes
Been suspended from school? --- no
Experienced love at first sight? --- yes
Totaled your car in an accident? --- yes
Been fired from a job? --- yes
Fired somebody? --- no
Sang karaoke? --- yes
Pointed a gun at someone? --- yes
Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? --- yes
Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? --- yes
Caught a snowflake on your tongue? --- yes
Kissed in the rain? --- yes
Had a close brush with death (your own)? --- yes
Seen someone die? --- yes
Played spin-the-bottle? --- yes
Sang in the shower? --- yes
Smoked a cigar? --- yes
Sat on a rooftop? --- yes
Taken pictures of yourself naked? --- no
Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes? --- no
Skipped school? --- yes
Eaten a bug? --- yes
Sleepwalked? -- no
Walked a moonlit beach? --- yes
Ridden a motorcycle? --- yes
Dumped someone? --- no
Forgotten your anniversary? --- no
Lied to avoid a ticket? --- no
Ridden on a helicopter? --- no
Shaved your head? --- no
Blacked out from drinking? --- yes
Played a prank on someone? --- yes
Hit a home run? --- yes
Felt like killing someone? --- yes
Cross-dressed? --- no
Been falling-down drunk? --- yes
Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry? --- yes
Eaten snake? --- yes
Marched/Protested? --- no
Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? --- no
Puked on amusement ride? --- no
Seriously & intentionally boycotted something? --- yes
Been in a band? --- yes
Knitted? --- no
Been on TV? --- yes
Shot a gun? --- yes
Skinny-dipped? --- yes
Caused someone to need stitches? --- yes
Ridden a surfboard? --- yes
Drank straight from a liquor bottle? --- yes
Had surgery? --- no
Streaked? ---yes
Taken by ambulance to hospital? --- yes
Passed out when not drinking? --- yes
Peed on a bush? --- yes
Donated Blood? --- no
Grabbed electric fence? --- yes
Eaten alligator meat? --- yes
Eaten cheesecake? --- yes
Eaten kids' Halloween candy? --- yes
Killed an animal when not hunting? --- yes
Peed your pants in public? --- no
Written graffiti? --- yes
Still love someone you shouldn't? --- yes
Think about the future? --- yes
Been in handcuffs? --- yes
Believe in love? --- yes
Sleep on a certain side of the bed? --- yes

...adds 5hp. Remember that! So I'm blitzing down the mountain. Full of PBR and youthful abandon. Listening to the good Reverend himself. Five-O Ford to be exact. More balls than brains on a hot summer night. Smell of asphalt and skunk fill the night air. The taste of beer and cigarettes still linger. My heart races, matching the rhythm of the 4.6L aluminum 290hp V8 engine that I've grown to love so much. 40 mph curve ahead?... Pfff double that at least. The Lincoln coupe holds the road tighter then I held my love back when I held her so close and tight on nights like tonight. But that was long ago. Seems like a thousand lifetimes passed. But tonight the mountain was my mistress. And she showed me a hell of a night!

I seem to be having a little trouble assimilating into the culture around here. I'm new to the whole thing. I've stated that I can't draw and that is a major drawback. My photography that I submit I must admit dose not have much to do with anything Furry but I feel I should submit something. I used to be quite the wildlife photographer but for the life of me I can't find any of my old work. I found some outdoor photos and landscapes but that's about it. I'm lucky to have found a few people on here that share my interests beyond just the Furry aspect of it all and I'm glad for that and count myself damn lucky to have found these people. Are they my friends? Not really... Hopefully in time. But as for my submissions. Throw me a freakin' bone would ya'. I'm doing my best. I'm one of you, I just have trouble showing it. I enjoy the art, I just have trouble making my own. But still want to give SOMETHING back is all. Peace.

- Hotrod_Racer

I hate mowing my lawn even though it's with a sweet 1969 Sears super 12. I'm tired of people getting away with anything they want in my town. I'm tired of peoples children being disrespectful. I'm tired of hearing " Dur... I built this 1930 Model A hotrod for under $800!" and not being able to turn up jack sh*t for parts to build my own. I'm tired of scrap prices being so high, and seeing trailer loads of crap I would love to have going by to be crushed and sent to China or some bum fu*king place. I'm tired of Rap music, reality T.V., Taco Bell commercials (just the commercials! YUM!), and the Gulf spill. (Don't get me wrong, my heart goes out to the people it effects, but it makes me sick to hear about it because it never should have happened and instead of giving a early retirement with a fat pension to the president of BP we should string the limey bastard) I'm sick to my ass of Hippies, Scene Kids, Emos, Hipsters Beatniks, Socs (for lack of a better word) And the women on The View! I'm fed up with the prices of ammunition being so high for no good reason at all. I'm sick of History Channel showing "Gangland" all the fu*cking time! It's not history! The history of ignorance maybe? I'm sick of discontinued Chainsaw and small engine parts. I need a stupid gasket or a effing crank seal, but NOOO there discontinued! Rendering a otherwise perfect piece of equipment useless because of a stupid $2 part that they don't make anymore. I'm sick of warning labels on stuff I know is bad for me. I obviously don't give a dead Moose last sh*t or I wouldn't be using the product in the first place! I'm sick of rude and ignorant people in general. I'm sick of people treating of veterans like garbage. I'm tired of kids in highschool not even being able to find there own state on a U.S. map! And I'm really sick of the "guns kill people...people" Guns don't kill people, people kill people! If they take our guns away we will just sharpen a stick and use that instead! I'm tired of no one building a automobile worth a crap anymore! What the hell happened to the big three? Where did the pride go? Which brings me to why the hell are so many aftermarket engine parts made overseas now? I bought a Federal Mogul master rebuild kit a while back and TWO of the pistons were cracked when I got it. Then I seen "Made in China" Imagine That?! Well I think I'm done for now... If I offended anyone... I don't really care. Take if with a grain of salt like a grown up. I'm only venting, no kneed to get all a*s tore about it. As The Fonz would say... "Sit On It" Next rant? Probably something about cheap tools vs. way over priced ones. I would like to thank anyone who took the time to read all of this. I'm out, it's late and I still got lots of beer to drink!

- Hotrod_Racer