Stolen from  lostlove


The Rules: This is fun to do. Just read the 'offense' and if you've done it, you owe that fine.
You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine.
NOTE: fines to be added once, not for how ever many times you have done it. And be honest.

Smoked weed -- $10
Did acid or pills -- $5
Ever had sex at church -- $25
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you -- $40
Had sex with someone on MySpace/Facebook/Bebo/FA? etc -- $25
Had sex for money -- $100
Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican -- $20
Vandalized something -- $20
Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10
Beat up someone -- $20
Been jumped -- $10
Cross dressed -- $10
Given money to stripper -- $25
Been in love with a stripper -- $20
Kissed someone who's name you didn't know -- $0.10
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- $15
Ever drive and drank -- $20
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50
Used toys while having sex -- $30
Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $20
Went skinny dipping -- $5
Had sex in a pool -- $20
Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10
Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20
Cheated on your significant other -- $10
Masturbated -- $10
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend -- $20
Done oral -- $5
Got oral -- $5
Done / got oral in a vehicle while it was moving -- $25
Stole something -- $10
Had sex with someone in jail -- $25
Made a nasty home video or took pictures -- $15
Had a threesome -- $50
Had sex in public -- $20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex --$25
Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars-- $20
Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20
Had sex with someone under the age accepted by rule of thumb (half your age plus 7) -- $25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time-- $50
Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25
Went streaking -- $5
Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15
Been arrested -- $5
Spent time in jail -- $15
Pissed in the pool -- $0.50
Played spin the bottle -- $5
Done something you regret -- $20
Had sex with your best friend -- $20
Had sex with someone you work with at work -- $25
Had anal sex -- $80
Lied to your mate -- $5
Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- $25

They fined me $544.50. Jeeze.

... And tell yourself to GO THE FUCK TO BED.

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Hooooly Shit. Srsly.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGjH.....ature=youtu.be

Pretty sweet, definitely a different feel than the Ode to the Bouncer track that broke the band out.

Go give it a listen!

[ ] you meow/bark to get attention
[ ] you find pets toys amusing
[ ] you get hyper by the smell of catnip
[ ] you growl/hiss when someone gets too close to your food
[ ] you growl/hiss when someone you dislike is too close to you
[ ] you purr/shake your leg when someone shows you affection
[ ] if someone tosses a ball, you chase it and bring it back
Total: 0

[ ] you love to be scratched behind the ear
[X] you love fish/meat
[ ] you like to stick your head out through the window of a moving car.
[x] you like when people pet your head
[x] people can make you stop doing stuff by hitting you on the nose with a newpaper shovel.
[ ] you think feathers are fun to play with
Total: 3

[x] you sleep a lot during daytime
[x] you enjoy scaring birds
[x] you lick peoples faces to show you like them
[ ] you bite people if they annoy you
[x] you tend to steal food from your friends/family's plate when you have eaten all of yours
[x] milk or water is your favorite drink
Total:8

[x] you own a collar and you enjoy wearing it
[x] you own a leash and enjoy wearing it
[x] you own animal ears/tail/paws or a fursuit
[ ] you enjoy long walks in the park
[ ] you meow/bark when you see something you want
Total:11

[ ] you call your hands and feet "paws"
[x] you tilt your head when you do not understand what someone is talking about
[ ] you run to the door when someone mentions a walk
[x] you really enjoy cuddling
[x] you stretch your body and whimper cry like a granny bitch every morning when you wake up
[x] you can wake up and go back to sleep right away after looking around
Total: 15

[ ] you have your favorite spot besides your bed where you like to sleep
[ ] you meow or bark very often
[ ] you hide when you get scared
[ ] you run to the door to see who it is every time someone comes in to the house
[ ] you like to chase flying insects and try to catch them with your bare hand
[ ] you tend to chew on stuff a lot
[ ] you like to do tricks to get a treat
Total: 15

[ ] you own a wearable item/tag with your name on it
[ ] you refer to yourself as an animal
[x] your username has something to do with animals
[x] your e-mail has something to do with animals
[ ] if you get a bleeding wound, you lick it to make it feel better
[x] you look for edible stuff often
Total: 18

[ ] you often find yourself looking through the window for a long time
[x] you like to say hi talk incessantly to unwilling strangers
[ ] you like to be petted when you have done something good
[ ] people think you act like a pet
[ ] you growl/hiss at stuff you do not like
[ ] you like to eat grass
[x] if you get wet, you shake to get rid of the water
Total: 20

Final total: 20

Take your score and multiply it by 2
Put your title as "I'm _% Furry"

Follow this to figure yours out:

A = French Kisser
B = Good Kisser
C = Will kick your ass
D = Very very easy for people to like you
E = Crazy as hell
F = Loves it hard
G = Can kick your ass
H = Freaking hot
I = Everyone's best friend
J = Hot
K = Crazy
L = Beautiful eyes
M = Very good kisser
N = Cool person
O = Different
P = The best at all sports
Q = An animal lover
R = Beautiful/handsome
S = Damn sexy
T = Easy to fall in love with
U = Will make you laugh till your sides burst
V = Most amazing kisser EVAR!
W = Makes people laugh
X = Never lets people tell you what to do
Y = Can be funny and dumb at the same time
Z = Loved by everyone

--
H - Freaking hot
O - Different
Z - Loved by everyone
Z - No, really... Loved by everyone
W - Makes people laugh
E - Crazy as hell
I - Everyone's best friend
L - Beautiful eyes
E - No, really... Crazy as hell
R - Beautiful/handsome

A chance to be in one of three free pictures with a very talented artist! If you got teh chubs, check'em out!

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Meh.

1. What did you do in 2011 that you'd never done before? Worked in the plastics industry, worked restoring classic cars, laid hardwood floor, worked as a tow truck operator, seriousily explored paganism.

2. Did you keep your new years' resolutions, and will you make more for next year?
I don't recall making any.

3. How will you be spending New Year's Eve?
With my wife and the inlaws.

4. Did anyone close to you die?
My father.

5. What countries did you visit?
Indiana.

6. What would you like to have in 2012 that you lacked in 2011?
Stability, happiness, less bullshit.

7. What date from 2011 will remain etched upon your memory, and why?
January 13th and October 26th.

8. What was your biggest achievement of the year?
Escaping from Gilmore.

9. What was your biggest failure?
Trying to escape smoothly from Gilmore.

10. Did you suffer illness or injury?
Meh... Nothing serious.

11. What was the best thing you bought?
Dunno. Probably something for Sarc.

12. Where did most of your money go?
Bills.

13. What song will always remind you of 2011?
Many things by Omnia.

14. What do you wish you'd done more of?
Travelling.

15. What do you wish you'd done less of?
Being tied down.

16. What was your favorite TV program?
Iunno? Don't watch TV.

17. Do you hate anyone now that you didn't hate this time last year?
Starting to, yes.

18. What was the best book you read?
The Complete Mead Maker or The Book of Runes.

19. What was your greatest musical discovery?
Omnia, Datsik, Skrillex.

20. What was your favorite film of this year?
I don't think I watched many, if any.

21. What did you do on your birthday, and how old were you?
I was 22. I... I honestly don't recall...

22. What kept you sane?
The thought that I am currently out running my demons - And if I stop moving forwards, they'll catch me once more.

23. Who did you miss?
My fathers funeral, Thanksgiving, Christmas.

24. Tell us a valuable life lesson you learned in 2011:
You must make yourself happy. If you don't, no one else will. You are responsible for your own well being. If you do not see to it, no one else will. You must drag yourself upwards at all costs. If you don't, no one else will.

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Go get'em!

Hozz: I want a tattoo. =<
Hozz: i dunno why, but I got that feeling the other day - That I needed/wanted a tattoo.
Hozz: I don't know what I'd get though. Nothing comes to mind. But I just have the desire to be marked or adorned the past few days.
sarahsjs14: *nods* Eh I want one, have for a while. don't think I could do it though
Hozz: It would be an easy decision if I could think of something good to get.
Hozz: I want something fairly small. Subtle. Meaningful.
sarahsjs14: *nods* I want to do either that, or lots of pretties
Hozz: I want something meaningful to me. I have spent the last several years refining and defining myself. I have what resembles a developed person internalized, and I want to give it a window. I don't want to throw the door open to the world, and invite its clutter in, but I want a subtle peep hole. Something not readily available, but should someone happen onto it, they might stand on their tip-toes and glimpse what I truly am.
Hozz: I want a window. A scying glass. A crack in the sarcophagus.
sarahsjs14: Then get it, I won't stop you. The only thing that would would be the cash
Hozz: I don't know what though. I don't want a proud window. Nor do I want a literal peep hole.
Hozz: I need something fitting.
Hozz: I just can't find it.

I like the bolded paragraph in the middle. It just sounds nice to me. It felt good to say it, and it feels good to read it. It's hard to explain I suppose.


Mrs. Darling: There are many different kinds of bravery. There's the bravery of thinking of others before one's self. Now, your father has never brandished a sword nor fired a pistol, thank heavens. But he has made many sacrifices for his family, and put away many dreams.

Michael: Where did he put them?

Mrs. Darling: He put them in a drawer. And sometimes, late at night, we take them out and admire them. But it gets harder and harder to close the drawer... He does. And that is why he is brave.

This saying hit me like a ton of lead. It speaks to me, softly. It knows it is right, it need not shout. It just tells me things. It tells me to never let that drawer stop opening and closing.


Anyways, to tie this rabble rabble fest up... Tattoo ideas? =3

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>_>;
<_<;
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Stolen from? why would I divulge that information.

HAVE YOU...

If you have 00-10 ... write [I'm a goody-goody]
If you have 11-20 ... write [I'm still a goody-goody]
If you have 21-30 ... write [I'm average]
If you have 31-40 ... write [I'm a bad kid]
If you have 41-50 ... write [I'm a very bad influence]
If you have 51-60 ... write [I'm a horrible person]
If you have 61-70 ... write [I should be in jail]
If you have 71-80 ... write [I should be dead]
If you have 81-90 ... write [I got a ticket to Hell]

[x] smoked
[x] consumed alcohol
[x] slept in the same bed with someone of the opposite sex
[x] slept in the same bed with someone of the same sex
[x] kissed someone of the same sex
[x] had sex
[x] had someone in your room other than family
[x] watched porn
[x] bought porn
[ ] tried drugs

TOTAL SO FAR: 9

[x] taken painkillers
[x] taken someone else's prescription medicine
[x] lied to your parents
[x] lied to a friend
[x] snuck out of the house
[x] done something illegal
[x] felt hurt
[x] hurt someone
[x] wished someone to die
[x] seen someone die

TOTAL SO FAR: 19

[x] missed curfew
[x] stayed out all night
[x] eaten a carton of ice cream by yourself
[x] been to a therapist
[x] received a ticket
[ ] been to rehab
[x] dyed your hair
[x] been in an accident
[ ] been to a club
[x] been to a bar

TOTAL SO FAR: 27

[ ] been to a wild party
[ ] been to a Mardi Gras parade
[x] drank more than three alcoholic beverages in a night
[ ] had a spring break in Florida
[x] sniffed anything
[ ] wore black nail polish
[ ] wore arm bands
[x] wore t-shirts with band names
[x] listened to rap
[ ] owned a 50 Cent CD

TOTAL SO FAR: 31

[x] dressed gothic
[x] dressed girly
[x] dressed punk
[x] dressed grunge
[ ] stole something
[ ] been too drunk to remember anything
[x] blacked out
[ ] fainted
[ ] had a crush on a neighbor

TOTAL SO FAR: 36

[x] had a crush on a friend
[x] been to a concert
[x] dry-humped someone; been dry humped
[x] been called a slut
[x] called someone a slut
[x] installed speakers in a car
[x] broken a mirror
[x] showered at someone of the opposites sex's house
[ ] brushed your teeth with someone else's toothbrush

TOTAL SO FAR: 44

[ ] considered Ludacris your favorite rapper
[x] seen an R-rated movie
[x] cruised the mall
[x] skipped school
[x] had surgery
[X] had an injury
[x] gone to court
[ ] walked out of a restaurant without paying/tipping
[x] caught something on fire
[x] lied about your age

TOTAL SO FAR: 52

[x] owned/rented an apartment/house
[ ] broke the law in the police's presence
[x] made out with someone who had a GF/BF
[x] got in trouble with the police
[x] talked to a stranger
[x] hugged a stranger
[ ] kissed a stranger
[x] rode in the car with a stranger
[x] been harassed
[x] been verbally harassed

TOTAL SO FAR: 62

[x] met face-to-face with someone you met online
[x] stayed online for 5+ hours straight
[x] talked on the phone for more than 4 hours straight
[x] watched TV for 5 hours straight
[X] been to a fair
[x] been called a bad influence
[x] drank and drove
[x] prank-called someone
[x] laid on a couch with someone of the opposite sex
[x] cheated on a test

TOTAL: 72
I should be dead. It's true.

1. How old will you be in five years?
27

2. Who did you spend at least two hours with today?
 Sarcy

3. How tall are you?
5'9"

4. What do you look forward to most in the next six weeks?
Gainful Employment

5. What's the last movie you saw?
The 13th Warrior

6. Who was the last person you called?
My cousin Mike.

7. Who was the last person to call you?
Sarcy, probably.

8. What was the last text message you received?
No idea. Not gotten any in a while.

9. Who was the last person to leave you a voicemail?
Bill Collectors.

10. Do you prefer to call or text?
Depends, usually text.

11. What were you doing at 12am last night?
Sleeping.

12. Are your parents married/divorced?
Divorced.

13. What time did you wake up today?
10 AM CST

14. What color are your eyes?
Hazel.

15. What are you wearing right now?
Basketball Shorts, Black T.

16. What’s your least favorite part of sex?
When I have to fart during it, cause it usually brings the act to a rapid cessation.

17. Do you like Christmas songs?
No. =|

18. Do you have a favorite place or places?
None in particular.

19. Do you have a least favorite place or places?
5679.

20. Where would you go if you could go anywhere?
Germany, Ireland, Colorado.

21. Where do you think you'll be in 10 years?
Fuck if I know, my gastrocnemius.

22. Do you tan or burn?
Tan.

23. Do you sleep with or without clothes on?
Without, usually.

24. Would you ever wear a thong?
I have and will.

25. How big is your bed?
Queen-sized.

26. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child?
Never feared things in my sleep.

27. Do you have a laptop or desktop computer?
Laptop.

28. What was the last thing that really made you laugh?
Music at the Smoke Shop.

29. What color are your sheets?
Black.

30. How many pillows do you sleep with?
One.

31. What is your favorite season?
Summer.

33. What do you like about winter?
I don't really. Maybe the temperature.

34. What do you like about the summer?
Sunshine, long days.

35. What is your favorite aspect of spring?
Rebirth.

36. How many states/provinces have you lived in?
4.

37. What cities/towns have you lived in?
Evansville, Indianapolis, Fairfield, Hamilton, Chillicothe, West Alexandria, Arlington, Weatherford, Monaca, Mesquite.

38. Do you prefer shoes, socks, or bare feet?
Boots, usually.

39. Are you a social person?
Meh.

40. What was the last thing you ate?
Chicken breast with red pepper vinagrette, mozarella and spinach on white.

41. What is your favorite restaurant?
Probably chinese buffets. BD's, idk.

42. What is your favorite kind of ice cream?
Mint chocolate chip

43. What is your favorite dessert?
Tirimasu, or bread pudding.

44. What is your favorite kind of soup?
Potato. Unless chili is a soup, then Chili.

45. What kind of jelly do you like on your PB & J sandwich?
Grape, strawberry.

46. Do you like Chinese food?
I could live on that shit. <3

47. Do you like coffee?
Meh.

48. How many glasses of water, a day, do you drink on average?
I drink about a 1-1.5 gallon of tea daily, plus some incidential water/pop/etc.

49. What do you drink in the morning?
Tea or milk.

50. What church/temple/synagogue/other do you attend?
Closet pagan.

51. When was the last time you went to church/temple/synagogue/other?
When I felt I was there.

52. Have you ever said the words to a prayer and not really meant it?
Absolutely.

53. Do you like to cuddle?
Yep!

54. Do you sleep on a certain side of the bed?
Looking from the foot of the bed, always the right side. Regardless of how the bed is positioned.

55. Regarding your future, what is the best thing you could hope for?
Stability.

56. Have you ever gotten stage fright?
Yes.

57. Do you believe in ghosts?
Very much.

58. Do you know how to play poker?
Yes.

59. Do you want kids?
Just one, little girl.

60. Do you speak any other languages?
A few words here and there of german, spanish.

61. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today?
I can't hit the sun.

62. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a long time?
Shave.

63. Have you ever written a letter to a politician?
If I did, they didn't write back.

64. When flying, do you prefer a window seat or an aisle seats?
Window.

65. Do you know how to drive a stick?
Yes. Standard, splits, tri-box, etc.

66. What is your favorite thing to spend money on?
Small antiques, food, gadgets.

67. What's your preferred method of paying for things?
Card. I've gotten away from cash.

68. What is/are your favorite TV show/s?
Modern marvels, deadliest warrior, mythbusters, etc.

69. Can you roll your tongue?
Yes.

70. Who is the funniest person you know?
My step mom. She's a fucking joke.

71. Do you sleep with stuffed animals?
I sleep with a stuffed donk.

72. What is the main ring tone on your phone?
Some disco sounding shit.

73. Do you still have clothes from when you were little?
No.

74. What red object is closest to you right now?
Doral tin on Sarc's desk.

75. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through (one of the long ones)?
Yeah, while spaced out and staring.

76. Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
Open, courtesy of  sarcy

77. Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of bees?
Bear. One threat, bigger target, better understanding of the anatomy, etc. Bear would be easier to work with.

78. Do you flirt a lot?
I'm told I do... I don't know that I ever have really.

79. What do you dip a chicken nugget in?
HONEY MUSTARD, BBQ.

80. What are you most afraid of?
Falling short, being unable to provide.

81. Can you change the oil on a car?
I have been a mechanic my whole life... Guess.

82. Have you ever run out of gas?
Personally? No. Been with someone who has? Yeah.

83. Sum yourself up in 10 words or less.
Looking for ways, losing days, going up without doubt.

84. If you were an evil bastard, what would you be doing?
I'd rob politicians.

85. What was the last book you read?
The Complete Mead Maker.

86. Do you read the newspaper?
Rarely.

87. Do you have any magazine subscriptions?
No.

89. Do you watch soap operas?
Fuck no.

90. If you were taking a poop and eating a bowl of cereal at the same time and you dropped the cereal, which would you do: finish pooping then clean up the cereal or clean up the cereal then finish pooping?
Poop > cereal.

91. Who is in the picture frame closest to you?
No pictures around me.

92. Jane Austen, yea or nay?
...Wha?

93. What was the last note you scribbled on a piece of paper?
5910838167350134516 (Seed for minecraft)

94. What is your favorite candle scent?
Idk.

95. What is your favorite board game?
Idk.

97. How is your relationship with your mother?
Haven't seen/talked to her in 10 years, as of 11/29/11

98. Who was your favorite teacher in high school?
I dropped out in 6th grade.

99. What is the longest you have ever camped out in a tent?
Three days so far. Was my first camping trip.

100. Who was the last person to do something extra special for you?
 Sarcy

Taken from  suzanneR because I stalk her out of love.

A - Available? --- For work, yes.

B - Birthday? --- November 29th (Buy me art!)

C - Crushing on? --- MILF's lately, kinda... Which is odd for me. o_0

D - Drink you last had? --- Good Ol' Sweet Tea.

E - Easiest person to talk to? --- Everyone... I'm a rambler. =D

F - Favorite song? --- Currently Omnia - Morrigan

G - Gummy bears or gummy worms? -- Either.

H - Hometown? --- Weatherford, Tx.

I - Inspiration? --- Vikings.

J - Joke? -- Economic Stability in the mid west.

K - Kissed anyone? --- Me? NAW! =O

L - Longest car ride? --- Tx to Oh (18 hrs)

M - Milkshake flavor? --- Mint Choco-Chip

N - Number of siblings --- 1 full brother, 3 half brothers, 1 step brother and 1 step sister.

U - Underwear color? --- Grey or Black

V - Very Best moment you had?-- 1/13/11

W - Worst habit? --- Minecraft.

X - X-rays you had? --- Hand, teeth, wrist.

Y - Yoyos are? --- Old hat.

Z - Zodiac sign? --- Saggitarius.

Yes.
Fucking Yes.
Finally fucking yes.

I'm glad someone took the time to write this out in easy to swallow bits for people.

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I stand on the 2nd. Do you?

Building some LARP arrows for  sarcy. Come watch!

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This made my fucking YEAR. Like, seriousily, i opened the page and my face melted off, my penis doubled in size and I got promoted to CEO. It's all true, everything up to the penis part.

Seriousily, read it. It's fucking hilarious.

Thats right folks, for the month of COCKTOBER, Sarcy will be doing COCKmissions. For the low price of $10, you can have your character drawn with a COCK. Already have a COCK? Well... THEN SHE'LL DRAW YOU WITH TWO COCKS.

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Title says it all.... Someone entertain me. =<

Rules:
Bold all of the following TV shows which you've ever seen 3 or more
episodes of in your lifetime. Underline a show if you're positive you've
seen every episode of it. If you want, add up to 3 additional shows
(keep the list in alphabetical order), but you must delete one show for
each one that you add.


24
30 Rock
A Bit of Fry and Laurie
Alias
American Gothic
Angel
Arrested Development
Babylon 5
Babylon 5: Crusade
Batman: The Animated Series
Battlestar Galactica (the old one)
Battlestar Galactica (the new one)
Baywatch
Beavis & Butthead
Beverly Hills 90210
Bewitched
Blake’s 7
Bonanza
Bosom Buddies
Boston Legal
Boy Meets World
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Chappelle's Show
Charlie's Angels
Charmed
Cheers
Clarissa Explains it All
Columbo
Commander in Chief
Coupling
Cowboy Bebop
Crossing Jordan
CSI
CSI: Miami
CSI: NY
Curb Your Enthusiasm
Dark Angel
Dark Skies
DaVinci's Inquest
Dawson's Creek
Dead Like Me
Deadliest Catch
Deadwood
Degrassi: The Next Generation
Designing Women
Desperate Housewives
Dharma & Greg
Different Strokes
Doctor Who
Dragnet
Due South
ER
Everwood
Everybody Loves Raymond
Facts of Life
Family Guy
Farscape
Father Ted
Fawlty Towers
Felicity
Firefly
Frasier
Friends
Futurama
Get Smart
Ghost Whisperer
Gilligan's Island
Gilmore Girls
Grey's Anatomy
Grange Hill
Growing Pains
Gunsmoke
Happy Days
Hercules: the Legendary Journeys
Highlander
Highlander: The Raven
Hogan's Heroes
Homicide: Life on the Street
House
I Dream of Jeannie
I Love Lucy
Inuyasha
Invader Zim
Invasion
Hell's Kitchen
JAG
Joey
Kim Possible
Kung Fu
Kung Fu: The Legend Continues
La Femme Nikita
LA Law
Laverne and Shirley
Law and Order
Law and Order: SVU
Lie to Me
Little House on the Prairie
Lizzie McGuire
Lois and Clark: The New Adventures of Superman
Lost
Lost in Space
M*A*S*H
MacGyver
Malcolm in the Middle
Married... With Children
Melrose Place
Miami Vice
Mission: Impossible
Monk
Mork & Mindy
Murphy Brown
My Life As A Dog
My Three Sons
My Two Dads
NCIS
Ned Bigby's Declassified School Survival Guide
Nip/Tuck
Numb3rs
One Tree Hill
Oz
Perry Mason
Power Rangers
Prison Break
Profiler
Project Runway
Quantum Leap
Queer As Folk (US)
Queer as Folk (UK)
Red Dwarf
ReGenesis
Remington Steele
Rescue Me
Road Rules
Roseanne
Roswell
Sanctuary
Saved by the Bell
Scooby-Doo, Where Are You?
Scrubs
Seaquest DSV
Seinfeld
Sex and the City
Six Feet Under
Slings and Arrows
Smallville
So Weird
South Park
Spongebob Squarepants
Square Peg
Star Trek
Star Trek: The Next Generation
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine
Star Trek: Voyager
Star Trek: Enterprise
Star Wars: The Clone Wars
Stargate Atlantis
Stargate SG-1
Starsky & Hutch
Superman
Supernatural
Surface
Survivor
Teen Titans
That 70's Show
That's So Raven
The 4400
The Adams Family
The Amazing Race
The Andy Griffith Show
The A-Team
The Avengers
The Beverly Hillbillies
The Brady Bunch
The Cosby Show
The Daily Show
The Dead Zone
The Dick Van Dyke Show
The Flintstones
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
The Golden Girls
The Honeymooners
The Jeffersons
The Jetsons
The L Word
The Love Boat
The Magnificent Seven
The Mary Tyler Moore Show
The Monkees
The O.C.
The Office (UK)
The Office (US)
The Powerpuff Girls
The Pretender
The Real World
The Shield
The Simpsons
The Six Million Dollar Man
The Sopranos
The Suite Life of Zack and Cody
The Twilight Zone
The Waltons
The West Wing
The Wonder Years
The X-Files
Third Watch
Three's Company
Traders
Twin Peaks
Twitch City
Unfabulous
V (2009)
Veronica Mars
Whose Line is it Anyway? (US)
Whose Line is it Anyway? (UK)
Will and Grace
Wings
Xena: Warrior Princess
Young Justice



Yeah, so apparently, i ain't watch TV since, ohhh lets say.... 1997?

01) [X] You own tools that you use regularly

02) [x] You carry a wallet

03) [x] You prefer movies or shows where there is more action than romance

04) [x] You spit on the ground when not in a building.

05) [x] You scratch where it itches when it itches

06) [X] Your idea of good footwear is boots or tough tennis.

07) [X] Your wardrobe only changes if you gain weight or the clothes fall apart.

08) [x] You don't count calories when eating.

09) [X] You have deodorant strong enough to make you socially acceptable but not strong enough to make you smell like it.

10) [x] You tend to wipe your hands on your clothes instead of a napkin.

Total So Far: 10


Do you love:

11) [x] Video games

12) [x] Working on mechanical items.

13) [x] Building things.

14) [] Working out on gym machines

15) [X] Getting in and out of stores as quickly as possible.

16) [] Football

17) [] Baseball

18) [] Wrestling

19) [] Boxing

20) [x] Hunting and/or fishing

Total So Far: 15


Do you shop at:

21) [X] Home Depot

22) [X] Lowe's

23) [] Big and Tall men's stores

24) [x] Hunting and Fishing supply shops

25) [x] Auto supply stores or other mechanic shops

26) [x] Hobby shops

27) [] Comic book stores

28) [x] Sports supply stores

29) [x] Video game stores

30) [x] Electronic supply stores

Total So Far: 23

Do you say:

31) [x] Son

32) [x] I can fix it.

33) [] Man-up

34) [x] When I was your age

35) [X] Don't be a wuss.

36) [X] It's just a scratch

37) [X] Take it like a man.

38) [x] That's not how you do it.

39) [X] Shit

40) [] Here's your [insert profanity and what the person just said].

Total So Far: 31

Do you read:

41) [x] Field and Stream.

42) [] Bear Magazine

43) [] Playboy

44) [] Sports Illustrated

45) [] Pro Football Weekly

46) [] Comic books(once and a while including ones on web)

47) [] Men's Health

48) [] Men's Fitness

49) [] Men's Journal

50) [] Private Media Group, Inc.

Total: 32

Multiply your total by 2 and then you have your percent (32x2= 64%)

But of course, it is... I MADE IT.

It's called Shopping Cart Demolition Derby. Or, Cart Derby for short. It's like jousting, demolition derby, and dog brothers - all rolled into one. We should totally flash-mob walmart and try this out!

Shopping Cart Demolition Derby

Equipment:
Per Team
1 - 1"x36" wooden dowel
1 - Common Shopping Cart
2 - Full head helmets. DOT approved full head/face motorcycle helmets are highly advised.
Appropriate & Required Padding (Listed below)

Objective:
To cause the other competitors to release their baton or cart in such a manner as to disqualify them.

Rules:
- Each team will be made of two competitors - One in the cart, responsible for offensive action (The "Swinger") and one outside the cart, responsible for movement on the playing field (The "Driver").
- The swinger will be required to keep both hands gripping the baton at all times. Removing either hand for any period of time, for any reason, will disqualify the swinger.
- The driver will be required to keep one hand (The "Affixed" hand) in contact with the steering handle of the cart at all times. Removing this hand, for any reason, will disqualify the driver.
- Both competitors must be disqualified to fully exclude a team - i.e., a driver with no swinger is still in play and capable of winning. A swinger with no driver is still in play and capable of winning.
- Neither the driver, nor the swinger, is allowed to affix their hands to the baton/cart by any artificial means(Glue, tape, velcro, etc).
- The use of "tacky" gloves is allowed - i.e. wide reciever gloves, rubber dot gloves.
- Both the swinger and the driver are required to wear all required padding and protective equipment during play.
- All padding and protective equipment is to be kept in safe, working order, and should be inspected prior to play by competition officials.
- The driver must have his affixed hand and forearm covered in a red or blaze orange color from elbow down, including the hand.
- The driver is allowed to wear a hard guard on his non-affixed forearm for the purposes of blocking strikes.
- The hard guard is not allowed to extend further than elbow to wrist, without restricting movement.
- The driver and swinger are allowed to wear full fingered gloves, providing no more than 3/16" of padding on any surface.
- The driver and swinger are both required to wear padding of 3/4" around the kidney area. This padding should be made of a flexible material so as to not inhibit movement, and should extend from just below the ribcage to the waist, and fully circle the abdomen.
- The driver and swinger are allowed to wear up to 3/16" padding on any surface of the body not covered by a hard guard or kidney padding.
- All swingers must grip their baton in the last 1/3 of its length. Sliding or repositioning the hands is considered releasing the baton, and is grounds for disqualification.
- A strip of red or blaze orange shall be affixed to the baton at the 12" mark from one end. Swingers are only allowed to hold the baton from this mark down. Having a hand placed above this mark is considered to be proof of having released the baton, and will be grounds for disqualification.

Field of Play:
- The field of play should measure 30' x 20'.
- There should be no more than 10 teams, of two competitors each, per round.
- If more than 10 teams are present to play, the game should be reduced into heats of no more than 10 teams each, and multiple rounds completed to determine a winner.
- The top 2 teams from each heat shall be retained in play. The 3rd through 10th positions shall be disqualified and removed from play.
- After all heats have been run, the top 2 teams from every heat are to be entered together into another heat, as a deciding round.
- If enough heats are run to produce more than 10 remaining top 2 teams, then the process starts over again, until 10 or less top 2 teams can compete in a final heat to decide a winner.

Method of Play:
Upon entry to the playing field, all teams should be positioned evenly around the perimiter of the field, with the driver end of the cart being closest to the center of the field - i.e. "Facing Out". When all teams are ready, the officials are to call for the competition to begin. At this time, all teams are to enter into play. The swinger is allowed to strike any other competitor on any part of their body with their baton, WITH THE EXCEPTION OF HEADSHOTS. Any player found to be purposely throwing headshots will have his entire team disqualified immediately. Swingers are required to hold their baton within the last 1/3 of length on either end. Sliding or repositioning the hands above the 1/3 mark is to be considered releasing the baton, and shall call for disqualification. Swingers are only allowed to block with their own batons, drivers are allowed to block with their hard guards. Any surface of the baton may be used to strike other players, including end-on "stabbing" manuevers. The drivers of the teams are allowed to move around any area of the playing field, as long as they remain in bounds. Placing one foot out of bounds, of moving more than 1/2 of their cart out of bounds shall be grounds for disqualification. Cart-To-Cart ramming is allowed as an offensive tactic for drivers. Cart-To-Driver ramming is to be avoided. Any driver found to be purposely ramming other drivers with his own cart will have his entire team immediately disqualified. Play is to continue until all other teams have been disqualified, either from releasing their equipment or traveling out-of-bounds. The final two teams are required to continue play to determine a 1st and 2nd place. These two teams shall be retained in play for the deciding round. To help even the odds in the deciding round, players are required to switch positions. The former driver is now to be the swinger, and vice versa.

Comments, critique, ideas, and scaredy-shit whining are all welcome! <3

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Natural Hair Color:
[x] Brown - $100
[ ] Blonde - $50
[ ] Black - $15
[ ] Bald - $5
[ ] Other-$75

$100

Eye Color:
[ ] Brown - $1
[ ] Green - $75
[ ] Blue $50
[x] Hazel $100
[ ] Other - $15

$200

Height:
[ ] Over 7' - $200
[ ] 6'8" to 7' - $175
[ ] 6'0" to 6'7" - $150
[x] 5'5" to 5'11" - $75
[ ]4'9" to 5'4" - $45
[ ] Under 4'9 - $45

$275

Age:
[ ] 31 to 40 - $100
[ ] 26 to 30 - $75
[x] 21 to 25 - $50
[ ] 19 to 20 - $25
[ ] 0 to 18 - $100

$325

Birth Order:
[ ] Twins or more than twins - $300
[ ]First Born - $300
[ ] Only Child - $250
[ ] second born - $150
[ ] Middle child-$100
[ ] Last Born - $100
[ ] third born - $100
[x] fourth born - $100
[ ] fifth born - $100

$425

Drink?
[ ] No - $400
[ ] Only Holidays - $250
[x] Sometimes - $215
[ ] YES - $200
[ ] Only weekends - $350
[ ] Every other day - $50
[ ] Once a day - $15
[ ] I live from the bottle -$Bankrupt$

$640

Vision?
[ ] perfect vision -$300
[ ] need or have glasses/contacts but dont wear them - $200
[ ] No correction $100
[x] Glasses $50
[ ] contacts $25
[ ] Surgical correction - $1

$690

Car(s) Color:
[ ] Pink - $2,000
[ ] Maroon - $800
[ ] Gold - $700
[x] Gray - $600
[x] Blue - $900
[ ] Obsdian - $800
[ ] White - $475
[ ] Red - $400
[ ] Green- $350
[ ] Silver $300
[ ] Purple- $250
[ ] Metallic - $200
[ ] Yellow - $100
[ ] Primer - $75
[ ] Tan- $20
[x] Rusted - $15
[ ] No Car - $0
[ ] Other - $ 50

$2205

Shoe Size:
[ ] 13+ - $300
[ ]12.5 to 13 - $250
[x] 11 to 12 - $700
[ ] 7 to 10 - $500
[ ] Under 7- $550

$2905

Favorite Color:
[x] Black - $450
[x] Green-$750
[x] Red - $600
[ ] Yellow -$475
[ ] Brown - $50
[ ] Purple - $225
[ ] White - $400
[ ] Aqua - $350
[ ] Orange - $300
[ ] Blue - $300
[ ] Pink - $100

$4905

Did you use a calculator to add it all up?
[ ] Yes - $0
[ ]no- $1000
[x] on some - $550

Totel: $5455