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Posted 14 years agoJanked from "kearstinorionicon:
1. Post a link to your entry with the MOST VIEWS: if there is a tie, just post the top most one.
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4008468/
2. Post a link to your entry with the most favorites: if there is a tie, just post the top most one.
Same as the first one.
3. Post a link to an entry you can't understand why so many people favorited, because in your own opinion, doesn't deserve them.
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/5879350/
4. Post a link to an entry that got the most comments.
Same as the first one.
5. Post a link to an entry of your OWN personal favorite drawing (post up to five).
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4033764/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4008468/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3214771/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/5148214/
1. Post a link to your entry with the MOST VIEWS: if there is a tie, just post the top most one.
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4008468/
2. Post a link to your entry with the most favorites: if there is a tie, just post the top most one.
Same as the first one.
3. Post a link to an entry you can't understand why so many people favorited, because in your own opinion, doesn't deserve them.
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/5879350/
4. Post a link to an entry that got the most comments.
Same as the first one.
5. Post a link to an entry of your OWN personal favorite drawing (post up to five).
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4033764/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4008468/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3214771/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/5148214/
*~*Update*~* HEY. FREE ART
Posted 14 years agoIf you were kind enough to notice, at the end of my last journal, where I admitted being a scandanavian war veteran, I failed to mention my cousin, Cheyenne.
THATS BECAUSE SHE DIDN'T LAST THROUGH THE JOURNAL.
WE ARE BEING SERIOUS HERE. LIVING IN A TENT. STARVING. USED MOTOR OIL DISPOSAL FEES.
Please please please buy some art... I've got all these expenses, plus three adopted french babies and now a cousin to bury... help a brotha out, mang. ='(
THATS BECAUSE SHE DIDN'T LAST THROUGH THE JOURNAL.
WE ARE BEING SERIOUS HERE. LIVING IN A TENT. STARVING. USED MOTOR OIL DISPOSAL FEES.
Please please please buy some art... I've got all these expenses, plus three adopted french babies and now a cousin to bury... help a brotha out, mang. ='(
HEY. FREE ART.
Posted 14 years ago
fancymisslady 
sarcy are doing free art! You don't have to pay for it, unless its actually gets drawn! They're also selling commissions. Lot o' dems...
Please buy their commissions. i am a starving little pupony. me and the dog here, were related... Please don't let me and my cousin starve to death. i will be sad. Even after I'm dead.
We don't even have shoes for our feets, me OR the dog! Please, buy some art so that we can have firewood and a patch kit for our tent.... we already missed out on rent due to low sales, and are currently squatting in the back yard.
Help a brotha out, yo. Or me and Cheyenne will gone fuck yo shit up, fo rizzle. I ain't even playin', we'll straight put the mac down on yo punk ass. But only if you don't buy art.
they got stuff as low as $10! $10!! that's like... 10 $1 bills! That's all! just ten of them, and you'll get to see yourself timelessly captured by the signature styles of one of both of the fandoms PREMIER FURRY ARTISTS.
Also, free with ever commission, a Hozzweiler shout. I will express my undying love and devotion on your home page if you buy at least $20 in art in one transaction.
So please, help a old Scandinavian war veteran with his medical bills and motor oil disposal fees... Buy some art.
Furries in the making...
Posted 14 years agohttp://dating.failblog.org/2011/08/.....-in-scratches/
Yep... Ad they never talked about that night again.
I'll admit it. I lol'd.
Yep... Ad they never talked about that night again.
I'll admit it. I lol'd.
Missing Artist
Posted 14 years ago
posted this journal... I can't really help, as I've never even heard of the artist, but I know enough about Z to know he's not attention whoring. So, if anyone out there knows anything about this artist, please let Z know. "...almost 3 weeks ago
made a a journal and told me through an e-mail that she was going on vacation for a week, well... its been 3 weeks now, and I'm honestly quite concerned D:and before anyone jumps down my throat about, "you're only worried, cause you have a commission from her" no, the thought occurred to me, but I'm sure that's not the case, the only thing that my commission from her has to do with it, is my heightened awareness to her extended absence. also, I haven't paid her yet, (cause she told me not to till it was done, and she's already sent me the flat color version, just needs to be shaded now, so again, I would only really have something to gain if something happened, as cold and heartless as that sounds)
We aren't like best friends or anything, but she's been nice enough to me that I have I have a concern for her well-being, and I have no way of seeing if she's alright, nor do I know anyone who can :\
So this journal is more me just letting off some of my concern, but if anyone knows anything, or knows someone who does, I would REALLY appreciate it D: ..."
One Hell of a Deal from SarahDee!!
Posted 14 years agoMoving...
Posted 14 years agoThe Barn is now is session. That is all.
PSA: Talk dirty to the animals.
Posted 14 years agoYep, I think this belongs here. =3
A day in the life
Posted 14 years agoOh, we need to work saturday? I guess that ain't so bad... Wait, you want us to do 4 days of work on saturday? Hmm... I think I can do that.
Oh, I'm sorry, i misheard - 5 days of work. Now thats kinda rough, Mr. Boss.
Wait, what? Whatever isn't done today has to be done tomorrow?! But that'll be the 13th 7 day work week in a row for me!
Oh, I see... Sorry, I assumed you gave a shit. Well, hey, could I at least get my check real quick...?
Wait... Why are you laughing? What do you mean I haven't made the company enough money to be paid yet?!
I'VE BEEN WORKING 6.5 DAYS A WEEK SINCE THE FIRST OF THE YEAR! I GET NO TIME OFF! I'M DAILY BELITTLED AND TALKED DOWN TO!
AND YOU CAN'T EVEN PAY ME?!? WHY YOU INSOLENT LITTLE - Sure thing Mr. Boss, see ya first thing in the morning! =D
Lather, rinse, repeat tomorrow. I fucking love my life. I've been working about 70 hours a week with MAYBE a half day off since the first of the year... I've made $50 in that same time period. I can't get time/money to fix my truck, so during my half a day off, I'm usually forced to sit and stare at the wall. And I can't do a god damn thing about it, because I live with my boss - If I quit, he gets pissed, and i get homeless.
I'll trade ya.
Oh, I'm sorry, i misheard - 5 days of work. Now thats kinda rough, Mr. Boss.
Wait, what? Whatever isn't done today has to be done tomorrow?! But that'll be the 13th 7 day work week in a row for me!
Oh, I see... Sorry, I assumed you gave a shit. Well, hey, could I at least get my check real quick...?
Wait... Why are you laughing? What do you mean I haven't made the company enough money to be paid yet?!
I'VE BEEN WORKING 6.5 DAYS A WEEK SINCE THE FIRST OF THE YEAR! I GET NO TIME OFF! I'M DAILY BELITTLED AND TALKED DOWN TO!
AND YOU CAN'T EVEN PAY ME?!? WHY YOU INSOLENT LITTLE - Sure thing Mr. Boss, see ya first thing in the morning! =D
Lather, rinse, repeat tomorrow. I fucking love my life. I've been working about 70 hours a week with MAYBE a half day off since the first of the year... I've made $50 in that same time period. I can't get time/money to fix my truck, so during my half a day off, I'm usually forced to sit and stare at the wall. And I can't do a god damn thing about it, because I live with my boss - If I quit, he gets pissed, and i get homeless.
I'll trade ya.
Furry % Meme
Posted 14 years agoI stole :basselope: 's hoofer version.
[] You meow/bark.
[] You find pets toys amusing.
[] You get hyper by the smell of catnip.
[] You growl/hiss when someone gets too close to your food.
[x] You growl/hiss when someone you dislike is too close to you.
[x] You purr/shake your leg when someone shows you affection.
[] If someone tosses a ball, you chase it and bring it back.
[x] You make horsie noises.
Total:3
[x] You love to be scratched behind the ear.
[x] You love fish/meat.
[x] You like to stick your head out trough the window of a moving car.
[x] You like when people pet your head.
[] You like to flaunt your mane and /or tail
[x] People can make you stop doing stuff by hitting you on the nose with a newspaper.
[] You think feathers are fun to play with.
[x] You have horsie mannerisms.
Total:6
[x] You sleep a lot during daytime.
[x] You enjoy scaring birds.
[x] You lick peoples faces to show you like them.
[] You bite people if they annoy you.
[x] You tend to stomp the ground in excitement or when totally bored.
[x] You tend to steal food from your friends/family's plate when you have eaten all of yours.
[x] Milk or water is your favorite drink
[x] You love apples, carrots, and/or mints.
Total:7
[x] You own a collar and you enjoy wearing it.
[x] You own a leash and enjoy wearing it.
[] You own animal ears/tail/paws or a fursuit.
[] You have equine accessories you wear.
[] You enjoy long walks in the park.
[] You meow/bark when you see something you want.
[] You own a harness and love it!
Total:2
[x] You call your hands and feet "paws".
[x] You call your hands and feet as "hooves"
[x] You tilt your head when you do not understand what someone is talking about.
[] You run to the door when someone mentions a walk.
[] You step over by your harness, when someone mentions they are leaving.
[x] You really enjoy cuddling.
[x] You stretch your body and whimper a bit every morning when you wake up.
[x] You can wake up and go back to sleep right away after looking around.
[x] Your "shoes" are worn on your "hooves"
Total:7
[] You have your favorite spot besides your bed where you like to sleep.
[] You meow or bark very often.
[] You hide when you get scared.
[] You run to the door to see who it is every time someone comes in to the house.
[] You like to chase flying insects and try to catch them with your bare hand.
[x] You tend to chew on stuff a lot.
[] You like to do tricks to get a treat.
[] You have a stable/stall for yourself.
Total:1
[x] You own a wearable item/tag with your name on it.
[] You refer to your self as an animal.
[x] Your username has something to do with animals.
[x] Your e-mail has something to do with animal.
[] If you get a bleeding wound, you lick it to makes it feel better.
[x] You look for edible stuff often.
[x] You have a favorite gait.
Total:5
[x] You often find yourself looking through the window for a long time.
[x] You like to say hi to strangers.
[x] You like to be petted when you have done something good.
[x] You like ponyplay.
[] People think you act like a pet.
[x] You growl/hiss at stuff you do not like.
[] You like to eat or chew on grass or hay.
[] If you get wet, you shake to get rid of the water.
Total: 5
Final Total: (multiply this number by two as well for the score.)
You are 72% Furry!
[] You meow/bark.
[] You find pets toys amusing.
[] You get hyper by the smell of catnip.
[] You growl/hiss when someone gets too close to your food.
[x] You growl/hiss when someone you dislike is too close to you.
[x] You purr/shake your leg when someone shows you affection.
[] If someone tosses a ball, you chase it and bring it back.
[x] You make horsie noises.
Total:3
[x] You love to be scratched behind the ear.
[x] You love fish/meat.
[x] You like to stick your head out trough the window of a moving car.
[x] You like when people pet your head.
[] You like to flaunt your mane and /or tail
[x] People can make you stop doing stuff by hitting you on the nose with a newspaper.
[] You think feathers are fun to play with.
[x] You have horsie mannerisms.
Total:6
[x] You sleep a lot during daytime.
[x] You enjoy scaring birds.
[x] You lick peoples faces to show you like them.
[] You bite people if they annoy you.
[x] You tend to stomp the ground in excitement or when totally bored.
[x] You tend to steal food from your friends/family's plate when you have eaten all of yours.
[x] Milk or water is your favorite drink
[x] You love apples, carrots, and/or mints.
Total:7
[x] You own a collar and you enjoy wearing it.
[x] You own a leash and enjoy wearing it.
[] You own animal ears/tail/paws or a fursuit.
[] You have equine accessories you wear.
[] You enjoy long walks in the park.
[] You meow/bark when you see something you want.
[] You own a harness and love it!
Total:2
[x] You call your hands and feet "paws".
[x] You call your hands and feet as "hooves"
[x] You tilt your head when you do not understand what someone is talking about.
[] You run to the door when someone mentions a walk.
[] You step over by your harness, when someone mentions they are leaving.
[x] You really enjoy cuddling.
[x] You stretch your body and whimper a bit every morning when you wake up.
[x] You can wake up and go back to sleep right away after looking around.
[x] Your "shoes" are worn on your "hooves"
Total:7
[] You have your favorite spot besides your bed where you like to sleep.
[] You meow or bark very often.
[] You hide when you get scared.
[] You run to the door to see who it is every time someone comes in to the house.
[] You like to chase flying insects and try to catch them with your bare hand.
[x] You tend to chew on stuff a lot.
[] You like to do tricks to get a treat.
[] You have a stable/stall for yourself.
Total:1
[x] You own a wearable item/tag with your name on it.
[] You refer to your self as an animal.
[x] Your username has something to do with animals.
[x] Your e-mail has something to do with animal.
[] If you get a bleeding wound, you lick it to makes it feel better.
[x] You look for edible stuff often.
[x] You have a favorite gait.
Total:5
[x] You often find yourself looking through the window for a long time.
[x] You like to say hi to strangers.
[x] You like to be petted when you have done something good.
[x] You like ponyplay.
[] People think you act like a pet.
[x] You growl/hiss at stuff you do not like.
[] You like to eat or chew on grass or hay.
[] If you get wet, you shake to get rid of the water.
Total: 5
Final Total: (multiply this number by two as well for the score.)
You are 72% Furry!
Well its about fucking time. =|
Posted 14 years agoWestboro Baptist Church FINALLY runs into someone and someplace smart enough to squash their bullshit, so a honorable funeral can be had for a soldier killed in combat. Now, if we can just get more people to be like the folks in that town, we might be doing alright...
http://www.ihatethemedia.com/a-simp.....ral-protesters
http://www.ihatethemedia.com/a-simp.....ral-protesters
Personal Shit Meme
Posted 14 years agoI bet no one knows hardly any of this shit.
( 2 Points ) My name:
( 2 Points ) My last name:
( 5 Points ) Take a stab at my middle name:
( 3 Points ) Who am I in love with:
( 2 Points ) Where did we meet:
( 2 Points ) What kind of car do I drive:
( 2 Points ) Where do I work:
( 3 Points ) Something that I am afraid of:
( 2 Points ) Do I smoke:
( 3 Points ) Do I drink:
( 2 Points ) Do I have any siblings:
( 2 Points ) How many:
( 1 Point ) Do I like 'em:
( 4 Points ) What's one of my favorite things to do:
( 2 Points ) How many piercings do I have:
( 3 Points ) Name a song that I love:
( 4 Points ) Am I shy or outgoing:
( 3 Points ) Am I a rebel or do I follow the rules:
( 2 Points ) What’s my favorite color:
( 3 Points ) Name something I hate:
( 4 Points ) Name a talent I have:
( 4 Points ) Do I have any pets:
( 5 Points ) What is the color of my room:
( 5 Points ) Give me a movie or TV quote that I love:
( 5 Points + on creativeness ) If I were stranded on a desert island, what would I bring:
70-75 Points; Stalker Extraordinaire!
60-69 Points; Hard-Working Stalker
50-59 Points; Decent Stalker
20-49 Points; Stalker-In-Training
00-19 Points; Fail Stalker or New Stalker
I'll reply with a number. If you want the list of answers I'll have to note it to you. No cheating. :p
( 2 Points ) My name:
( 2 Points ) My last name:
( 5 Points ) Take a stab at my middle name:
( 3 Points ) Who am I in love with:
( 2 Points ) Where did we meet:
( 2 Points ) What kind of car do I drive:
( 2 Points ) Where do I work:
( 3 Points ) Something that I am afraid of:
( 2 Points ) Do I smoke:
( 3 Points ) Do I drink:
( 2 Points ) Do I have any siblings:
( 2 Points ) How many:
( 1 Point ) Do I like 'em:
( 4 Points ) What's one of my favorite things to do:
( 2 Points ) How many piercings do I have:
( 3 Points ) Name a song that I love:
( 4 Points ) Am I shy or outgoing:
( 3 Points ) Am I a rebel or do I follow the rules:
( 2 Points ) What’s my favorite color:
( 3 Points ) Name something I hate:
( 4 Points ) Name a talent I have:
( 4 Points ) Do I have any pets:
( 5 Points ) What is the color of my room:
( 5 Points ) Give me a movie or TV quote that I love:
( 5 Points + on creativeness ) If I were stranded on a desert island, what would I bring:
70-75 Points; Stalker Extraordinaire!
60-69 Points; Hard-Working Stalker
50-59 Points; Decent Stalker
20-49 Points; Stalker-In-Training
00-19 Points; Fail Stalker or New Stalker
I'll reply with a number. If you want the list of answers I'll have to note it to you. No cheating. :p
Onion Meme
Posted 14 years agoLAYER ONE : THE OUTSIDE
- Name: Tom
- Eye Color: Hazle/Amber/Green
- Hair Style/Color: Bushy, curly, white boy Jewfro, and beard/goatee
- Clothing style: T-shirts, jeans, steel toe work boots
- Best physical feature: Fuck if I know. My gastrocnemius.
LAYER TWO: THE INSIDE
- Your fears: Ignorance/Lack of knowledge, Not being able to provide for those I care about.
- Your guilty pleasure: Typical redneck antics.
- Your biggest pet peeve: Stuck up, prissy ass, yuppy pill gulping fucking city shit people.
- Your ambitions for the future: Get my forge built and smoking, make mead, make runes, explore further into the Old Ways, learn to fence, procure more garb, move out, get back to texas.
LAYER THREE: THOUGHTS
- Your first thoughts waking up: Todays the day - I'm gonna smash that fucking alarm clock.
- What you think about most: Getting a new job, fixing my vehicles, my wife.
- What you think about before bed: How my day was, and how much I love my wife. =3
- You think your best quality is: Fuck if I know. My gastrocnemius.
LAYER FOUR: WHAT'S BETTER?
- Single or group dates: Fuck if I know. My gastrocnemius.
- To be loved or respected: Depends on what capacity the person doing either is operating in. As a lover and lifemate? Both. As a colleague? Respect me.
- Beauty or brains: Package deal.
- Dogs or cats: For a straight guy, I fucking hate pussies. =\
LAYER FIVE: DO YOU?
- Lie: Only when I feel it is absolutely necessary to contain a volatile situation.
- Believe in yourself: Depends on what we're talking about. Sometimes I'm the shit... Sometimes, I'm just shitty.
- Believe in love: I believe in dawnk.
- Want someone: Nope. I done found her.
LAYER SIX: EVER?
- Been on stage: Yes.
- Done drugs: Adrenaline.
- Changed who you were to fit in: I don't "change" per se... But I am very adaptive and can usually get lost in any crowd.
LAYER SEVEN: FAVORITES
- Favorite color: Red, Lime Green, and Black
- Favorite animal: The wild Hozzweiler
- Favorite movie: Fuck if I know. My gastrocnemius.
- Favorite game: Elderscrolls IV: Oblivion
LAYER EIGHT: AGE
- Day your next birthday will be: November, 29th, 2011
- How old will you be: 22
- Age you lost your virginity: 18
- Does age matter: In regards to what?
LAYER NINE: IN A BOY OR GIRL
- Best personality: Witty, somewhat cynical, knowledgeable, old-fashioned, nerdy, spirited, loyal.
- Best eye color: Fuck if I know. My gastrocnemius.
- Best hair color: I'm honestly a sucker for kinky red hair. Like... Irish sex symbol type kinky red hair. Shit makes me moist.
- Best thing to do with a partner: Learn, do, grow, repeat.
LAYER TEN: FINISH THE SENTENCE
- I love: My freedom, my wife, and my way of life.
- I feel: Oddly elated, content and ready to move.
- I hide: Easter eggs.
- I miss: My job at Muller Welding.
- I wish: to be everything my wife and children will ever need, a accomplished blacksmith and a person remembered by those who I helped in their times of need. Not remembered in a reflective fashion, but remembered for the effect my kindness might have had on them, and hopefully, have it instill the same drive to help others in them.
- Name: Tom
- Eye Color: Hazle/Amber/Green
- Hair Style/Color: Bushy, curly, white boy Jewfro, and beard/goatee
- Clothing style: T-shirts, jeans, steel toe work boots
- Best physical feature: Fuck if I know. My gastrocnemius.
LAYER TWO: THE INSIDE
- Your fears: Ignorance/Lack of knowledge, Not being able to provide for those I care about.
- Your guilty pleasure: Typical redneck antics.
- Your biggest pet peeve: Stuck up, prissy ass, yuppy pill gulping fucking city shit people.
- Your ambitions for the future: Get my forge built and smoking, make mead, make runes, explore further into the Old Ways, learn to fence, procure more garb, move out, get back to texas.
LAYER THREE: THOUGHTS
- Your first thoughts waking up: Todays the day - I'm gonna smash that fucking alarm clock.
- What you think about most: Getting a new job, fixing my vehicles, my wife.
- What you think about before bed: How my day was, and how much I love my wife. =3
- You think your best quality is: Fuck if I know. My gastrocnemius.
LAYER FOUR: WHAT'S BETTER?
- Single or group dates: Fuck if I know. My gastrocnemius.
- To be loved or respected: Depends on what capacity the person doing either is operating in. As a lover and lifemate? Both. As a colleague? Respect me.
- Beauty or brains: Package deal.
- Dogs or cats: For a straight guy, I fucking hate pussies. =\
LAYER FIVE: DO YOU?
- Lie: Only when I feel it is absolutely necessary to contain a volatile situation.
- Believe in yourself: Depends on what we're talking about. Sometimes I'm the shit... Sometimes, I'm just shitty.
- Believe in love: I believe in dawnk.
- Want someone: Nope. I done found her.
LAYER SIX: EVER?
- Been on stage: Yes.
- Done drugs: Adrenaline.
- Changed who you were to fit in: I don't "change" per se... But I am very adaptive and can usually get lost in any crowd.
LAYER SEVEN: FAVORITES
- Favorite color: Red, Lime Green, and Black
- Favorite animal: The wild Hozzweiler
- Favorite movie: Fuck if I know. My gastrocnemius.
- Favorite game: Elderscrolls IV: Oblivion
LAYER EIGHT: AGE
- Day your next birthday will be: November, 29th, 2011
- How old will you be: 22
- Age you lost your virginity: 18
- Does age matter: In regards to what?
LAYER NINE: IN A BOY OR GIRL
- Best personality: Witty, somewhat cynical, knowledgeable, old-fashioned, nerdy, spirited, loyal.
- Best eye color: Fuck if I know. My gastrocnemius.
- Best hair color: I'm honestly a sucker for kinky red hair. Like... Irish sex symbol type kinky red hair. Shit makes me moist.
- Best thing to do with a partner: Learn, do, grow, repeat.
LAYER TEN: FINISH THE SENTENCE
- I love: My freedom, my wife, and my way of life.
- I feel: Oddly elated, content and ready to move.
- I hide: Easter eggs.
- I miss: My job at Muller Welding.
- I wish: to be everything my wife and children will ever need, a accomplished blacksmith and a person remembered by those who I helped in their times of need. Not remembered in a reflective fashion, but remembered for the effect my kindness might have had on them, and hopefully, have it instill the same drive to help others in them.
Sex Bed Meme
Posted 14 years agoStolen from 
sgtredfield
YOU JUST WOKE UP NAKED IN BED NEXT TO ME..... using only 3 words, what would you say to me??
Note: If you comment, please copy and paste this as your journal, so I may comment on yours as well. Be a good sport.
sgtredfieldYOU JUST WOKE UP NAKED IN BED NEXT TO ME..... using only 3 words, what would you say to me??
Note: If you comment, please copy and paste this as your journal, so I may comment on yours as well. Be a good sport.
Two Words Meme
Posted 14 years agoDescribe These Things With Two Words~
1. Yourself
Uncouth - Asshole
2. Your significant other:
Fat - Donk
3. Your hair?
Dirty - Blonde
4. Your mother:
Deserting - Whore
5. Your Father:
Seeking - Salvation
6. Your Favorite Item:
Horse - Cock
7. Your dream last night:
Don't - Recall
8. Your Favorite drink:
Sweet - Tea
9. Your Dream Car:
Pick - Up
10. The Room You Are In:
Cold - Unwelcoming
11. Your Ex:
Well - Meaning
12. Your fear?
Falling - Short
13. Where you want to be in 10 years?
Northern - Texas
14. Who you hung out with last night?
Fat - Donk
15. What You're Not:
Aimless - Undedicated
16. Your Best Friend:
Fat - Donk
17. One of Your Wish List Items:
Coal - Forge
19. The Last Thing You Did:
Charcoal - Disaster
20. What You Are Wearing:
Jeans - Tee
21. Your Favorite Weather:
Not - Percipitation
22. Your Favorite Book:
The - Runes
23. The Last Thing You ate:
Mettwurst - Peppers
24. Your Life:
Complicated - Uphill
25. Your Mood:
Focused - Threatened
26. Your body:
Jiggly - Wide
27. What are you thinking about right now:
This - Meme
28. Your Crush:
Dat - Ass
29. What are you doing at the moment:
This - Meme
30. Your summer schedule:
Unreasonable - Full
Tag 3 people on your Flist -
sarcy 
bluenire sgtredfield
1. Yourself
Uncouth - Asshole
2. Your significant other:
Fat - Donk
3. Your hair?
Dirty - Blonde
4. Your mother:
Deserting - Whore
5. Your Father:
Seeking - Salvation
6. Your Favorite Item:
Horse - Cock
7. Your dream last night:
Don't - Recall
8. Your Favorite drink:
Sweet - Tea
9. Your Dream Car:
Pick - Up
10. The Room You Are In:
Cold - Unwelcoming
11. Your Ex:
Well - Meaning
12. Your fear?
Falling - Short
13. Where you want to be in 10 years?
Northern - Texas
14. Who you hung out with last night?
Fat - Donk
15. What You're Not:
Aimless - Undedicated
16. Your Best Friend:
Fat - Donk
17. One of Your Wish List Items:
Coal - Forge
19. The Last Thing You Did:
Charcoal - Disaster
20. What You Are Wearing:
Jeans - Tee
21. Your Favorite Weather:
Not - Percipitation
22. Your Favorite Book:
The - Runes
23. The Last Thing You ate:
Mettwurst - Peppers
24. Your Life:
Complicated - Uphill
25. Your Mood:
Focused - Threatened
26. Your body:
Jiggly - Wide
27. What are you thinking about right now:
This - Meme
28. Your Crush:
Dat - Ass
29. What are you doing at the moment:
This - Meme
30. Your summer schedule:
Unreasonable - Full
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sarcy 
bluenire sgtredfieldF5 for new icon!!
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Sex Meme (could be misconstrued as NSFW)
Posted 14 years agoJacked this from SGTredfield (Lawl, I said jacked on a sex meme)
1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
Iunno... Mebbe sarcy .
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Sex when the hell ever I can get it. Hornay hoss is hornay,
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
Looking at the foot of the bed, the right side.
4. Do you masturbate?
Duh?
5. How often? Lately?
Varies... Sometimes numerous times a day, sometimes a while between. And yes, a day or so ago.
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
Hmmm.... In a manner of speaking, yes.
7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Sprinkles, prz.
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
Attempted in the shower.... Fat hoss + fat donk x teeny peeny = No goal.
9. Do you watch/read pornography?
Fuck no. I'm only here for tasteful landscape pictures and pwnies. </ bullshit>
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Varies. Ask me shortly before impact.
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
See #1
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
Uhm... Define "know"? A handful of them, yes.
13. Would you choose love or money?
Love. I can work with poverty... Doing it alone is a bitch.
14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
Hmm... Making a certain donk cum herself literally silly, Some bondage, and aggressive/dominant women.
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
Only once.
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
Hmmm.... Iunno. Wasn't so much the setting as the act and atmosphere.
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
Front office of a truck repair shop. =3
18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
Hmm... Not outright, no. Damn close though.
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Naw. Waste of money.
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
No. Never cared for bars.
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
Naw. Maybe for fighting or stirring shit, but not sex stuff.
22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
Naw.
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
Only once.
24. What's your sexuality?
A fluid journey into the unknown. SEE: Mostly hetero.
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
Naw.
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Naw.
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
See #17
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Yeah, buddy.
29. Bought something from an adult store?
Few times.
30. Do you own any sex toys?
Not counting bondage stuffu, one.
31. If yes, how many and what are they?
Bondage stuffu and a phallic object defying description.
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
There are a few, yeah.
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
On purpose, yep. Funny shit, right thurr...
34. Have you ever had phone sex?
Yeah, buddy!
35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
I plead the 5th. =\
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes as a form of intercourse?
Ehh... If I'm in the middle of getting it, I'll give you whatever answer keeps you blowing.
37. What's your favorite sexual position?
Whichever one Mrs. Dawnk wants. =3
38. What's your favorite sex act?
Tit nommin'. Like a hamster after a nanner chip, yo.
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
Not to my knowledge... o.o;
40. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
Fuck if I know...
SGTredfield (Lawl, I said jacked on a sex meme)1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
Iunno... Mebbe
sarcy .2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Sex when the hell ever I can get it. Hornay hoss is hornay,
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
Looking at the foot of the bed, the right side.
4. Do you masturbate?
Duh?
5. How often? Lately?
Varies... Sometimes numerous times a day, sometimes a while between. And yes, a day or so ago.
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
Hmmm.... In a manner of speaking, yes.
7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Sprinkles, prz.
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
Attempted in the shower.... Fat hoss + fat donk x teeny peeny = No goal.
9. Do you watch/read pornography?
Fuck no. I'm only here for tasteful landscape pictures and pwnies. </ bullshit>
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Varies. Ask me shortly before impact.
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
See #1
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
Uhm... Define "know"? A handful of them, yes.
13. Would you choose love or money?
Love. I can work with poverty... Doing it alone is a bitch.
14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
Hmm... Making a certain donk cum herself literally silly, Some bondage, and aggressive/dominant women.
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
Only once.
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
Hmmm.... Iunno. Wasn't so much the setting as the act and atmosphere.
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
Front office of a truck repair shop. =3
18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
Hmm... Not outright, no. Damn close though.
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Naw. Waste of money.
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
No. Never cared for bars.
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
Naw. Maybe for fighting or stirring shit, but not sex stuff.
22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
Naw.
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
Only once.
24. What's your sexuality?
A fluid journey into the unknown. SEE: Mostly hetero.
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
Naw.
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Naw.
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
See #17
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Yeah, buddy.
29. Bought something from an adult store?
Few times.
30. Do you own any sex toys?
Not counting bondage stuffu, one.
31. If yes, how many and what are they?
Bondage stuffu and a phallic object defying description.
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
There are a few, yeah.
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
On purpose, yep. Funny shit, right thurr...
34. Have you ever had phone sex?
Yeah, buddy!
35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
I plead the 5th. =\
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes as a form of intercourse?
Ehh... If I'm in the middle of getting it, I'll give you whatever answer keeps you blowing.
37. What's your favorite sexual position?
Whichever one Mrs. Dawnk wants. =3
38. What's your favorite sex act?
Tit nommin'. Like a hamster after a nanner chip, yo.
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
Not to my knowledge... o.o;
40. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
Fuck if I know...
Mythical Creature Meme
Posted 15 years agoIf I were a mythical Creature...What would I be?
I better be a mu'fuckin' dwarf, yo.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Centaur:
[ ] You are rather wild, and let your instincts run you.
[ ] You get drunk a lot.
[x] Bravery and boldness is second nature to you.
[x] You have a deep love for astronomy and the universe.
[x] You like to read your daily horoscope.
[x] You have a high level of pride in yourself.
[ ] In the woods is the best place for you to be.
[x] You are spiritual.
[x] The horse is your favorite animal.
[x] You are possessive and territorial.
Total: 7
Elf:
[ ] Your ears are slightly pointed at the tips.
[x] You are very intelligent.
[ ] Your five senses are extremely keen.
[ ] Your weight is quite a bit lighter than the average person at your particular height.
[ ] You always wear elegant clothes and speak as politely as possible.
[ ] You are most at peace when you are gazing at something beautiful, like nature.
[ ] You look very young for your age.
[x] You rarely get sick.
[x] You are a very hard worker.
[ ] Above all other superpowers, you would love to read minds or see the future.
Total: 3
Fairy
[ ] You are happy a lot of the time.
[ ] The best superpower to you would be to fly.
[ ] You are very shy.
[ ] You love the forest and plant life in general.
[x] You are always willing to help others, even if you might not be the best to offer aid.
[ ] You are young and short.
[ ] Dancing is one of your favorite pastimes.
[ ] If someone ticks you off, you are very clever with getting them back.
[x] Your clothing isn't always presentable, but you are comfortable with what you wear.
[ ] Circles are a wonderful symbol of unity to you.
Total: 2
Dwarf:
[x] You are excellent with crafts and handiwork.
[x] In social situations, you tend to be a little awkward.
[ ] You are short for your age.
[ ] You are an isolated person
[x] You love to play practical jokes on people.
[ ] You are extremely fascinated with jewelry.
[x] You look older than your age.
[x] You love the woods and the mountains.
[ ] You are well off, or come from a family that is well off.
[x] You have a short temper.
Total: 6
Harpy/Siren:
[ ] You are best at talking bad about people behind their backs and not to their face.
[ ] When you are annoyed, you will go to a great extent to torment whoever did so to you.
[ ] You often take things that aren't yours.
[ ] You are easily angered.
[ ] Death fascinates you.
[ ] You are female, or a feminine-looking man.
[ ] You associate yourself with the wind element.
[ ] You can switch quickly between your light and dark side.
[ ] You love to trick others.
[x] You have a ravenous appetite.
Total: 1
Mermaid:
[ ] You love the beach more so because of the water than the shore itself.
[ ] Fish are some of the most beautiful creatures to you.
[ ] The ultimate superpower to you would be to breathe underwater
[ ] You enjoy looking at ships, but not riding them, as well as you like ships for traveling, not hunting in the sea.
[x] You are good at swimming.
[x] You like to collect shells.
[x] You use sea items as jewelry or decoration.
[x] You enjoy learning about the ocean and the life inside it.
[ ] You are extremely against ocean pollution, and someday, perhaps (if you haven't already), you will work to stop that.
[ ] Legs on land are not as important as a fin in the sea.
Total: 4
Vampire:
[x] You're a night person.
[ ] You have a fascination with blood.
[ ] You are extremely pale.
[ ] You wish you had a bat as a pet.
[x] Tight spaces are not scary or uncomfortable for you.
[ ] The sun's glare annoys you all too often.
[ ] You hate food with lots of garlic in it.
[ ] To you, a kiss on the neck is more romantic than a kiss on the cheek or lips.
[ ] You don't like sharp objects near you.
Total: 2
Werewolf:
[ ] The full moon is the most beautiful scene to you.
[x] You have a lot of body hair.
[x] The ability to shapeshift is the best superpower to you.
[ ] You prefer gold over silver items.
[ ] You lack self control.
[x] You find it easier to have sympathy for animals than for humans.
[ ] You have a deep respect for wolves and wild dogs.
[ ] You like to be alone.
[x] If You have a terrible secret and you only tell people you trust 100% about it.
[x] You'd rather be outdoors than indoors.
Total: 5
Wizard/Witch:
[x] You love chemistry.
[x] You are intuitive and good at analyzing people, to the point that people seriously or jokingly say you're psychic.
[ ] The most amazing supernatural power to you is controlling the elements.
[x] You are a nature lover.
[x] You have a strong sense of responsibility.
[ ] You spend a lot of time alone.
[x] You usually hang around with a certain animal all the time when you feel lonely.
[x] You are spiritual, but not necessarily religious.
[x] Cooking is one of your favorite things to do.
[x] You enjoy learning about Wicca and the occult.
Total: 8
Zombie:
[ ] You are pale.
[x] You are hungry a lot.
[ ] Many activities you do every day make you feel mindless, or like a drone.
[ ] Most of the time you or a part of you is cold.
[x] You love to eat meat
[x] You would resort to cannibalism if that was the only source of food.
[x] You make grunts and moans a lot.
[ ] You usually walk slow.
[x] You are not afraid of seeing a lot of blood or getting a lot of blood on yourself.
Total: 5
Satyr/Faun:
[x] You are very passionate about the things you like.
[ ] You like to get drunk and dance.
[x] You're very amorous.
[x] You like art and music.
[x] You enjoy feasting with friends.
[x] You love nature but more for the animals then than the trees and plants.
[x] You like getting rowdy and having a good time.
[x] You laugh a lot.
[x] You love the chase almost as much as the capture.
[ ] You wish you had horns.
Total: 8
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Looks like I'm a wizard/Satyr. Now thats a combo XD
I better be a mu'fuckin' dwarf, yo.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Centaur:
[ ] You are rather wild, and let your instincts run you.
[ ] You get drunk a lot.
[x] Bravery and boldness is second nature to you.
[x] You have a deep love for astronomy and the universe.
[x] You like to read your daily horoscope.
[x] You have a high level of pride in yourself.
[ ] In the woods is the best place for you to be.
[x] You are spiritual.
[x] The horse is your favorite animal.
[x] You are possessive and territorial.
Total: 7
Elf:
[ ] Your ears are slightly pointed at the tips.
[x] You are very intelligent.
[ ] Your five senses are extremely keen.
[ ] Your weight is quite a bit lighter than the average person at your particular height.
[ ] You always wear elegant clothes and speak as politely as possible.
[ ] You are most at peace when you are gazing at something beautiful, like nature.
[ ] You look very young for your age.
[x] You rarely get sick.
[x] You are a very hard worker.
[ ] Above all other superpowers, you would love to read minds or see the future.
Total: 3
Fairy
[ ] You are happy a lot of the time.
[ ] The best superpower to you would be to fly.
[ ] You are very shy.
[ ] You love the forest and plant life in general.
[x] You are always willing to help others, even if you might not be the best to offer aid.
[ ] You are young and short.
[ ] Dancing is one of your favorite pastimes.
[ ] If someone ticks you off, you are very clever with getting them back.
[x] Your clothing isn't always presentable, but you are comfortable with what you wear.
[ ] Circles are a wonderful symbol of unity to you.
Total: 2
Dwarf:
[x] You are excellent with crafts and handiwork.
[x] In social situations, you tend to be a little awkward.
[ ] You are short for your age.
[ ] You are an isolated person
[x] You love to play practical jokes on people.
[ ] You are extremely fascinated with jewelry.
[x] You look older than your age.
[x] You love the woods and the mountains.
[ ] You are well off, or come from a family that is well off.
[x] You have a short temper.
Total: 6
Harpy/Siren:
[ ] You are best at talking bad about people behind their backs and not to their face.
[ ] When you are annoyed, you will go to a great extent to torment whoever did so to you.
[ ] You often take things that aren't yours.
[ ] You are easily angered.
[ ] Death fascinates you.
[ ] You are female, or a feminine-looking man.
[ ] You associate yourself with the wind element.
[ ] You can switch quickly between your light and dark side.
[ ] You love to trick others.
[x] You have a ravenous appetite.
Total: 1
Mermaid:
[ ] You love the beach more so because of the water than the shore itself.
[ ] Fish are some of the most beautiful creatures to you.
[ ] The ultimate superpower to you would be to breathe underwater
[ ] You enjoy looking at ships, but not riding them, as well as you like ships for traveling, not hunting in the sea.
[x] You are good at swimming.
[x] You like to collect shells.
[x] You use sea items as jewelry or decoration.
[x] You enjoy learning about the ocean and the life inside it.
[ ] You are extremely against ocean pollution, and someday, perhaps (if you haven't already), you will work to stop that.
[ ] Legs on land are not as important as a fin in the sea.
Total: 4
Vampire:
[x] You're a night person.
[ ] You have a fascination with blood.
[ ] You are extremely pale.
[ ] You wish you had a bat as a pet.
[x] Tight spaces are not scary or uncomfortable for you.
[ ] The sun's glare annoys you all too often.
[ ] You hate food with lots of garlic in it.
[ ] To you, a kiss on the neck is more romantic than a kiss on the cheek or lips.
[ ] You don't like sharp objects near you.
Total: 2
Werewolf:
[ ] The full moon is the most beautiful scene to you.
[x] You have a lot of body hair.
[x] The ability to shapeshift is the best superpower to you.
[ ] You prefer gold over silver items.
[ ] You lack self control.
[x] You find it easier to have sympathy for animals than for humans.
[ ] You have a deep respect for wolves and wild dogs.
[ ] You like to be alone.
[x] If You have a terrible secret and you only tell people you trust 100% about it.
[x] You'd rather be outdoors than indoors.
Total: 5
Wizard/Witch:
[x] You love chemistry.
[x] You are intuitive and good at analyzing people, to the point that people seriously or jokingly say you're psychic.
[ ] The most amazing supernatural power to you is controlling the elements.
[x] You are a nature lover.
[x] You have a strong sense of responsibility.
[ ] You spend a lot of time alone.
[x] You usually hang around with a certain animal all the time when you feel lonely.
[x] You are spiritual, but not necessarily religious.
[x] Cooking is one of your favorite things to do.
[x] You enjoy learning about Wicca and the occult.
Total: 8
Zombie:
[ ] You are pale.
[x] You are hungry a lot.
[ ] Many activities you do every day make you feel mindless, or like a drone.
[ ] Most of the time you or a part of you is cold.
[x] You love to eat meat
[x] You would resort to cannibalism if that was the only source of food.
[x] You make grunts and moans a lot.
[ ] You usually walk slow.
[x] You are not afraid of seeing a lot of blood or getting a lot of blood on yourself.
Total: 5
Satyr/Faun:
[x] You are very passionate about the things you like.
[ ] You like to get drunk and dance.
[x] You're very amorous.
[x] You like art and music.
[x] You enjoy feasting with friends.
[x] You love nature but more for the animals then than the trees and plants.
[x] You like getting rowdy and having a good time.
[x] You laugh a lot.
[x] You love the chase almost as much as the capture.
[ ] You wish you had horns.
Total: 8
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Looks like I'm a wizard/Satyr. Now thats a combo XD
The best remake ever.
Posted 15 years agoI loved Cee-Lo Green's song, "Fuck You", but this is just epically hilarious. Also, it was an ingenious maneuver to adapt the song between two rather highly contested genres. I appluad this "Rattlesnake Jake" for his creativity. Also, that chicks a slut. jus' sayin'.
HOLY SHIT
Posted 15 years agoOooook, so I'm a self-diagnosed youtube whore... It's sad, but there ya go. Anyways, I seen a comment on a video that instructed you to do the following:
1- Click screen to pause video at start
2- Hold Left arrow down
3- While holding left arrow, press up arrow
4- Shit brix while playing Snake
Holy fucking shit, it works.
You only get one life, if you die then f5, and it starts as soon as you press the up arrow, but you really get to play the old Atari style Snake game... I have tried it on many videos, probably 20+, and it works on all of them. Don't believe me? Then quit being a bitch and go prove me wrong. Sometimes I have found you have to do the arrows a few times, maybe with different timing, but it has never failed to work.
Holy shit... Everything I have ever known is destroyed. I can play snake, hax0r style, on youtube.
Fin.
1- Click screen to pause video at start
2- Hold Left arrow down
3- While holding left arrow, press up arrow
4- Shit brix while playing Snake
Holy fucking shit, it works.
You only get one life, if you die then f5, and it starts as soon as you press the up arrow, but you really get to play the old Atari style Snake game... I have tried it on many videos, probably 20+, and it works on all of them. Don't believe me? Then quit being a bitch and go prove me wrong. Sometimes I have found you have to do the arrows a few times, maybe with different timing, but it has never failed to work.
Holy shit... Everything I have ever known is destroyed. I can play snake, hax0r style, on youtube.
Fin.
What I'm Thankful For
Posted 15 years agoSo... Got my EMG done and I have confirmed CTS in both wrists. Went down and picked up my Bill of Libation this morning. Got a call in to the attorney.... Think I'm set.
The worlds changing rapidly and in big ways around me. I'm going home, as is my live-in girlfriend of the past year. I'm moving forwards by stepping backwards in time, and it's an odd reality to have. When you put yourself in the backseat and evaluate your situation, and realize you're right where you were a year ago, yet so far evolved at the same time. It's almost mesmerizing to see yourself, a changed creature in a redundant setting. It's raised doubts and questions within me as well; Why will it work this time? Whats different? Should I even bother trying? I suppose at the end of the day I'm grateful that, as we change, so do we remain the same. If not for this, where would I be in my current situation? And not just me, but Sarcy as well. It both brings me joy and fear to realize how close, just how near I was to dragging us both down. Things have worked out beautifully so far, and I sincerely hope this trend continues. But to sit, and think, and realize just how dire we were a week ago... Never was I so glad to have experienced that nerve pain, that pushed this line of action into being. I'm thankful for my family, in so many ways. For never hating me, no matter how hard I pursued that goal. For turning me away with good intention, and not contempt. For closing doors, and not hearts and minds. For instilling in me the burning drive to move on, move up, and succeed, no matter what. For showing me that even in hard times, good things can happen. I am thankful for their assistance in these times of my life, and I hope for nothing more than to use this time to the fullest advantage, in such a way as to make them proud of the man I have become, and am still becoming. For this, I am thankful.
What are you thankful for?
The worlds changing rapidly and in big ways around me. I'm going home, as is my live-in girlfriend of the past year. I'm moving forwards by stepping backwards in time, and it's an odd reality to have. When you put yourself in the backseat and evaluate your situation, and realize you're right where you were a year ago, yet so far evolved at the same time. It's almost mesmerizing to see yourself, a changed creature in a redundant setting. It's raised doubts and questions within me as well; Why will it work this time? Whats different? Should I even bother trying? I suppose at the end of the day I'm grateful that, as we change, so do we remain the same. If not for this, where would I be in my current situation? And not just me, but Sarcy as well. It both brings me joy and fear to realize how close, just how near I was to dragging us both down. Things have worked out beautifully so far, and I sincerely hope this trend continues. But to sit, and think, and realize just how dire we were a week ago... Never was I so glad to have experienced that nerve pain, that pushed this line of action into being. I'm thankful for my family, in so many ways. For never hating me, no matter how hard I pursued that goal. For turning me away with good intention, and not contempt. For closing doors, and not hearts and minds. For instilling in me the burning drive to move on, move up, and succeed, no matter what. For showing me that even in hard times, good things can happen. I am thankful for their assistance in these times of my life, and I hope for nothing more than to use this time to the fullest advantage, in such a way as to make them proud of the man I have become, and am still becoming. For this, I am thankful.
What are you thankful for?
2010 Meme
Posted 15 years ago1. What did you do in 2010 that you'd never done before?
Ate Mrs.Reds sammich at AC2010, went squirrel hunting, learned to sight in a scoped rifle, lost a transmission, filed a workers comp complaint, played QWOP.
2. Did you keep your new years' resolutions, and will you make more for next year?
I don't ever make them.
3. How will you be spending New Year's Eve?
Sleeping. I work the day after and have to be awake at 3 am.
4. Did anyone close to you die?
Not yet.
5. What countries did you visit?
AMERICA. FUCK YEAH.
6. What would you like to have in 2011 that you lacked in 2010?
Stability, a job in the field I enjoy, freedom to do the things I enjoy doing.
7. What date from 2010 will remain etched upon your memory, and why?
Iunno...
8. What was your biggest achievement of the year?
Moving out and in, securing a decent job.
9. What was your biggest failure?
Losing my transmission. =\
10. Did you suffer illness or injury?
Cold, lopped the end of my thumb off, burned myself, smashed several fingers, got stone bruises form hell, developed carpal tunnel...
11. What was the best thing you bought?
Stuff for my dawnk. =3
12. Where did most of your money go?
Bills and restoring my truck to proper operating condition...
13. What song will always remind you of 2010?
Too many to list. Drumming Song by Florence + the machine is a top contender.
14. What do you wish you'd done more of?
My dawnk.
15. What do you wish you'd done less of?
Worrying... Too damn much stress.
16. What was your favorite TV program?
I don't watch tv.
17. Do you hate anyone now that you didn't hate this time last year?
Nope... Same old ones.
18. What was the best book you read?
Unifying Truths of the Worlds Religions: Practical Principals for Living and Loving in Peace.
19. What was your greatest musical discovery?
Florence + The Machine.
20. What was your favorite film of this year?
The Book of Eli, Zombie land.
21. What did you do on your birthday, and how old were you?
I went to C-Bus with mah Dawnk, and ate way too much seafood.
22. What kept you sane?
Music <3
23. Who did you miss?
Iunno..
24. Tell us a valuable life lesson you learned in 2010:
Barrels don't make good boats - Hatchets will cut your thumb off - Dawnk can't steer a sled.
Ate Mrs.Reds sammich at AC2010, went squirrel hunting, learned to sight in a scoped rifle, lost a transmission, filed a workers comp complaint, played QWOP.
2. Did you keep your new years' resolutions, and will you make more for next year?
I don't ever make them.
3. How will you be spending New Year's Eve?
Sleeping. I work the day after and have to be awake at 3 am.
4. Did anyone close to you die?
Not yet.
5. What countries did you visit?
AMERICA. FUCK YEAH.
6. What would you like to have in 2011 that you lacked in 2010?
Stability, a job in the field I enjoy, freedom to do the things I enjoy doing.
7. What date from 2010 will remain etched upon your memory, and why?
Iunno...
8. What was your biggest achievement of the year?
Moving out and in, securing a decent job.
9. What was your biggest failure?
Losing my transmission. =\
10. Did you suffer illness or injury?
Cold, lopped the end of my thumb off, burned myself, smashed several fingers, got stone bruises form hell, developed carpal tunnel...
11. What was the best thing you bought?
Stuff for my dawnk. =3
12. Where did most of your money go?
Bills and restoring my truck to proper operating condition...
13. What song will always remind you of 2010?
Too many to list. Drumming Song by Florence + the machine is a top contender.
14. What do you wish you'd done more of?
My dawnk.
15. What do you wish you'd done less of?
Worrying... Too damn much stress.
16. What was your favorite TV program?
I don't watch tv.
17. Do you hate anyone now that you didn't hate this time last year?
Nope... Same old ones.
18. What was the best book you read?
Unifying Truths of the Worlds Religions: Practical Principals for Living and Loving in Peace.
19. What was your greatest musical discovery?
Florence + The Machine.
20. What was your favorite film of this year?
The Book of Eli, Zombie land.
21. What did you do on your birthday, and how old were you?
I went to C-Bus with mah Dawnk, and ate way too much seafood.
22. What kept you sane?
Music <3
23. Who did you miss?
Iunno..
24. Tell us a valuable life lesson you learned in 2010:
Barrels don't make good boats - Hatchets will cut your thumb off - Dawnk can't steer a sled.
Climbed in Mrsreds window, Snatched this meme up...
Posted 15 years ago1. First thing you wash in the shower?
My hair. Gravity takes all the dirty water down, see... Thats why the drain isn't on the wall. So, wash the hairs first, and work down, so you dont run dirty water on clean hossparts.
2. What color is your favorite hoodie?
I don't have any left. I used to have one that was a fucking awful olive green sorta color I liked though.
3. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
Only if she provides me with moar sexual favors. Or food. Food is good too.
4. Do you plan outfits?
Hell no. =\ Ya'll should just be grateful I'm clothed so you ain't gotta see my nasty naked ass. Planning outfits! What kinda backwoods socialite do you take me for, anyways?
5. How are you feeling RIGHT now?
Bleh. Work tomorrow, so bleh.
6. What's the closest thing to you that is red?
Mouse and/or camera. Both >1 foot away.
7. Tell me about the last dream you remember having?
Well... I was touring some factory, I think it was a printing place, with a group of random people. A few of them were guys I know from work. Well, these two guys both got to talking and realized they both wanted to be partially blind... So they found this (conveniently placed) tire tool and took turns gouging out each others left eye. They didn't act like it hurt, and they ran around the rest of the time, happy as a lark, with bloody left eye sockets, dangling bits of destroyed eye down their cheeks.
8. Did you meet anybody new today?
Not unless you count this freckle I found on my balls.
9. What are you craving right now?
Prime Rib ( Or any large cut of rareish beef, for that matter)
10. Do you floss?
No. =|
11. What comes to mind when I say cabbage?
Kielbasa. NOMNOMNOM.
12. Are you emotional?
Usually not.
13. Have you ever counted to 1,000?
Unfortunately. =/
14. Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick it?
Licky licky.
15. Do you like your hair?
Eh... Yes and no. It's a pain, but women love it. =3
16. Do you like yourself?
Somedays. I've got a life that most would love to have, but sometimes I still wake up fighting mad, at where this road I'm heading down might lead... I guess thats just the cowboy in me.
17. Would you go out to eat with George W. Bush?
If he's buying, I wouldn't mind.
18. What are you listening to right now?
My trillian go bleepbleepbleepbleep cause people got nothing better to do than fuck with me at 9:45am on a friday. Seriously folks, go to hell. I'm ignoring you for a reason, =\
19. Are your parents strict?
They try to be.
20. Would you go sky diving?
Hell yeah, in a minute!
21. Do you like cottage cheese?
Loves it. <3
22. Have you ever met a celebrity?
A few, yeah.
23. Do you rent movies often?
Not really, no.
24. Is there anything sparkly in the room you're in?
Got a USB lava lamp filled with glitter, MrsRed's xmas card, out xmas tree, some vampire in the corner... just kidding, no vampires.
25. How many countries have you visited?
Three. Been to Mexico, USA, and Canada.
26. Have you made a prank phone call?
Not seriously, no.
27. Ever been on a train?
Yep.
28. Brown or white eggs?
Either or. Same damn thing, but whites are cheaper cause people are convinced brown eggs have some magical properties.
29.Do you have a cell-phone?
Der?
30. Do you use chap stick?
No! ICK. Shit stinks and tastes like ass.
31. Do you own a gun?
You'll know if you need to... Lets hope you don't need to.
32. Can you use chop sticks?
Ehhh...well enough. (See: no.)
33. Who are you going to be with tonight?
My Donkadawnk, maybe her dad.
34. Are you too forgiving?
Sometimes, I think I am, yeah.
35. Ever been in love?
Oh yeah. B3
36. What is your best friend(s) doing tomorrow?
What best friends?
37. Ever have cream puffs?
Yep. Good ones are good. ^_^
38. Last time you cried?
When Sarc withdrew her offer of sexin's due to the odoriferous properties of my post-work balls.
39. What was the last question you asked?
Never know if you don't ask, right?
40. Favorite time of the year?
Ehhh...
41. Do you have any tattoos?
Nah.Not yet.
42. Are you sarcastic?
I can be, yesh.
43. Have you ever seen The Butterfly Effect?
No?
44. Ever walked into a wall?
Time or two, yep.
45. Favorite color?
Black and red or black and lime green... Usually represented on panties or other lacy bits.
46. Have you ever slapped someone?
Kinda... nothing too serious, just keepin' it strong, yo.
47. Is your hair curly?
It's like I got pubes on my head/face. Srsly, its awful.
48. What was the last CD you bought?
Wake The Dead - Datum Point. \m/
49. Do looks matter?
To an extent, yes.
50. Could you ever forgive a cheater?
I don't know.
51. Is your phone bill sky high?
Nope.Nope, just about knee high or so. Manageable.
52. Do you like your life right now?
It's alright. Too much stress, way too much stress.
53. Do you sleep with the TV on?
No. I do leave the stove hood light on though.
54. Can you handle the truth?
And your mama too. =D
55. Do you have good vision?
Hell naw, dood. I'm blahnd.
56. Do you hate or dislike more than 3 people?
I hate one person big enough to be three... That count?
57. How often do you talk on the phone?
Talk to sarc about every day.
58. The last person you held hands with?
My penis. =3 Or sarcy. Prolly both at once, I'm a playa like that.
59. What are you wearing?
Red and black basketball shorts. The end.'
60.What is your favorite animal?
Hoofers. <3
61. Where was your default picture taken at?
Ain't got one... Never realized that til now...
62. Can you hula hoop?
A little, yeah.
63. Do you have a job?
For now.
64. What was the most recent thing you bought?
Sarc's xmas present.
65. Have you ever crawled through a window?
Few times, yep.
* In hindsight, this meme was filled out in a unusually stiff, vulgar manner, even for me. I do appologize for this, should it offend someone, but frankly... I'm too lazy to go back and pretty it up. It was quicker to type this disclaimer. Deal with it. =>
My hair. Gravity takes all the dirty water down, see... Thats why the drain isn't on the wall. So, wash the hairs first, and work down, so you dont run dirty water on clean hossparts.
2. What color is your favorite hoodie?
I don't have any left. I used to have one that was a fucking awful olive green sorta color I liked though.
3. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
Only if she provides me with moar sexual favors. Or food. Food is good too.
4. Do you plan outfits?
Hell no. =\ Ya'll should just be grateful I'm clothed so you ain't gotta see my nasty naked ass. Planning outfits! What kinda backwoods socialite do you take me for, anyways?
5. How are you feeling RIGHT now?
Bleh. Work tomorrow, so bleh.
6. What's the closest thing to you that is red?
Mouse and/or camera. Both >1 foot away.
7. Tell me about the last dream you remember having?
Well... I was touring some factory, I think it was a printing place, with a group of random people. A few of them were guys I know from work. Well, these two guys both got to talking and realized they both wanted to be partially blind... So they found this (conveniently placed) tire tool and took turns gouging out each others left eye. They didn't act like it hurt, and they ran around the rest of the time, happy as a lark, with bloody left eye sockets, dangling bits of destroyed eye down their cheeks.
8. Did you meet anybody new today?
Not unless you count this freckle I found on my balls.
9. What are you craving right now?
Prime Rib ( Or any large cut of rareish beef, for that matter)
10. Do you floss?
No. =|
11. What comes to mind when I say cabbage?
Kielbasa. NOMNOMNOM.
12. Are you emotional?
Usually not.
13. Have you ever counted to 1,000?
Unfortunately. =/
14. Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick it?
Licky licky.
15. Do you like your hair?
Eh... Yes and no. It's a pain, but women love it. =3
16. Do you like yourself?
Somedays. I've got a life that most would love to have, but sometimes I still wake up fighting mad, at where this road I'm heading down might lead... I guess thats just the cowboy in me.
17. Would you go out to eat with George W. Bush?
If he's buying, I wouldn't mind.
18. What are you listening to right now?
My trillian go bleepbleepbleepbleep cause people got nothing better to do than fuck with me at 9:45am on a friday. Seriously folks, go to hell. I'm ignoring you for a reason, =\
19. Are your parents strict?
They try to be.
20. Would you go sky diving?
Hell yeah, in a minute!
21. Do you like cottage cheese?
Loves it. <3
22. Have you ever met a celebrity?
A few, yeah.
23. Do you rent movies often?
Not really, no.
24. Is there anything sparkly in the room you're in?
Got a USB lava lamp filled with glitter, MrsRed's xmas card, out xmas tree, some vampire in the corner... just kidding, no vampires.
25. How many countries have you visited?
Three. Been to Mexico, USA, and Canada.
26. Have you made a prank phone call?
Not seriously, no.
27. Ever been on a train?
Yep.
28. Brown or white eggs?
Either or. Same damn thing, but whites are cheaper cause people are convinced brown eggs have some magical properties.
29.Do you have a cell-phone?
Der?
30. Do you use chap stick?
No! ICK. Shit stinks and tastes like ass.
31. Do you own a gun?
You'll know if you need to... Lets hope you don't need to.
32. Can you use chop sticks?
Ehhh...well enough. (See: no.)
33. Who are you going to be with tonight?
My Donkadawnk, maybe her dad.
34. Are you too forgiving?
Sometimes, I think I am, yeah.
35. Ever been in love?
Oh yeah. B3
36. What is your best friend(s) doing tomorrow?
What best friends?
37. Ever have cream puffs?
Yep. Good ones are good. ^_^
38. Last time you cried?
When Sarc withdrew her offer of sexin's due to the odoriferous properties of my post-work balls.
39. What was the last question you asked?
Never know if you don't ask, right?
40. Favorite time of the year?
Ehhh...
41. Do you have any tattoos?
Nah.Not yet.
42. Are you sarcastic?
I can be, yesh.
43. Have you ever seen The Butterfly Effect?
No?
44. Ever walked into a wall?
Time or two, yep.
45. Favorite color?
Black and red or black and lime green... Usually represented on panties or other lacy bits.
46. Have you ever slapped someone?
Kinda... nothing too serious, just keepin' it strong, yo.
47. Is your hair curly?
It's like I got pubes on my head/face. Srsly, its awful.
48. What was the last CD you bought?
Wake The Dead - Datum Point. \m/
49. Do looks matter?
To an extent, yes.
50. Could you ever forgive a cheater?
I don't know.
51. Is your phone bill sky high?
Nope.Nope, just about knee high or so. Manageable.
52. Do you like your life right now?
It's alright. Too much stress, way too much stress.
53. Do you sleep with the TV on?
No. I do leave the stove hood light on though.
54. Can you handle the truth?
And your mama too. =D
55. Do you have good vision?
Hell naw, dood. I'm blahnd.
56. Do you hate or dislike more than 3 people?
I hate one person big enough to be three... That count?
57. How often do you talk on the phone?
Talk to sarc about every day.
58. The last person you held hands with?
My penis. =3 Or sarcy. Prolly both at once, I'm a playa like that.
59. What are you wearing?
Red and black basketball shorts. The end.'
60.What is your favorite animal?
Hoofers. <3
61. Where was your default picture taken at?
Ain't got one... Never realized that til now...
62. Can you hula hoop?
A little, yeah.
63. Do you have a job?
For now.
64. What was the most recent thing you bought?
Sarc's xmas present.
65. Have you ever crawled through a window?
Few times, yep.
* In hindsight, this meme was filled out in a unusually stiff, vulgar manner, even for me. I do appologize for this, should it offend someone, but frankly... I'm too lazy to go back and pretty it up. It was quicker to type this disclaimer. Deal with it. =>
~*~VOTE~*~ What should be done here?
Posted 15 years agoSooo, yeah... Been wrestling with whether or not I wanted to get a shave and/or haircut. So, I thought to myself, "Self... WWAFD?". No, kids, that's not a religious acronym to instill better judgment, but rather stands for What Would A Furry Do? Well, a furry would of course take a horrible cameo photo of it, plaster it across all facets of the net and try to force people to resolve fairly menial issues in their lives, so that WoW could continue uninterrupted. So, here it is!
Should I shave? Vote today! 8D
Yes, I'm serious. If ya'll don't get to voting, sarcy will be forced to sleep with this massive mop of death until further notice. Vote in the comments here! http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4941210/
Should I shave? Vote today! 8D
Yes, I'm serious. If ya'll don't get to voting,
sarcy will be forced to sleep with this massive mop of death until further notice. Vote in the comments here! http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4941210/