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So yeah....ask me something.
So yeah....ask me something.
Unlawfuly Appropriated Meme
Posted 15 years agoSTUFF ABOUT YOU --
*Name: Tom
*Nicknames: Tom, Tommy, Hozz, Rotty.
*Zodiac Sign: Sagittarius
*Eye Color: Ask Sarcy, I can't see them...
*Hair color: Dirty Blonde
*Height: 510"
*Weight: 335 lbs.
*Someone you look like: My dad. Been told I look like Jack Osbourne, Jack Black, Seth Rogen, etc also.
*Right or Left Handed: Right
*Right or Left Footed: Both!
*Sexual Orientation: I like titties. =3
*Piercings/Tattoos: None of either.
*How many siblings: Seven: One brother, three half brothers, one step brother and one step sister.
*Pets: I got a fishy. =3
*Could you make a dollar in change right now?: Kinda. I don't have it on me, I'm kinda lounging in my boxers...
FAVORITE…
*Kind of pants: Wrangler relaxed fit blue jeans.
*Number: I dunno... Never really had one.
*Color: Black, red and Lime green
*Animal: Horses, Donkeys, Rottweilers.... Equines, Equnines
*Drink: Alcoholic: Wild Turkey and Coke Non-Alcoholic: Dr. Pepper.
*Sports: Hmm.. Well, if they count, then fishing, hunting, making music (percussion, plz.) and just in general dicking off outside.
*Juice: Orange Juice, with TONS OF PULP. I wanna CHEW my OJ.
*Cartoon Character: Any of the old looney toons.
*Scent: Pine Sarcys' Black Currant and Vanilla body wash stuff, ozone while welding, diesel exhaust sometimes, gun smoke.
*Time of the Day: On my days off, probably sunset. It's nice to be able to sit out and watch the world shut down.
*Car: 1972 Chevy Camaro, 400 SB and a Muncie 4sp, Z28/RS package, metal flake blue, and ghost flamed in a light light green, right under the windows back to the rear fender flare.
HAVE YOU EVER…?
*Bungee Jumped?: Not yet.
*Sky Dived?: Not yet.
*Made yourself throw-up?: No.
*Gone skinny dipping?: Just once.
*Eaten a dog?: If I did, I didn't notice... Musta tasted alright then.
*Ever liked somebody that you didn’t have a chance with?: Yep.
*Been in a mosh-pit?: HA! I AM the mosh pit, fool!
*Been on radio/television?: Nope, nope.
*Been in a porno?: I recorded myself wanking once... Does that count?
*Been high?: Not yet, nor ever.
*Been drunk?: Not really.
*Been on a plane?: Sure have.
*Came close to dying?: Once or twice, I'm sure.
*Been in a sauna?: Yes, and I don't get why people like then, Suffocatingly awful, they are.
*Been in a hot-tub?: A time or two, yes.
*Swam in the ocean?: Nope. Never been to the ocean that I know of.
*Fallen asleep in school?: Yeah right... Ask me if I was ever awake in school. =\
*Run-away from home?: Not in earnest, no. Left hot headed a time or two for the night. Didn't go for good til I was allowed to.
*Fell off your chair?: I'm sure I have a time or two.
*Sat by the phone all night waiting for a call?: Not all night, no.
*Saved MSN/AIM conversations? Yes
*Saved e-mails?: Yup!
DO YOU…?
*Like to eat?: Ask Sarcy. =3
*Like talking on the phone? Not really, no.
*Care if different foods touch together on your plate?: It'll all be brown in a bit, whats it matter?
*Get motion sick?: Nope.
*Eat healthy?: Hell no, nasty ass yuppy grub bullshit.
*Have an addiction to anything?: Adrenaline.
*Call people names often?: Not really, no.
*Dream in color?: Actually, I don't remember my dreams, if I have them. I have moderate/severe obstructive sleep apnea, and I don't actually "sleep", so I don't dream.
*Have a strange/bad habit?: It's strange to others, but I also have a tic disorder/tourettes, and I do stuff 'cause of that.
*Get turned on easily? Hell yeah, I get wood from a fence post, I swear. It's awful...ly convienent. =3
*Like your school/job?: My job pays well enough, but it isn't what I do... It's tolerable.
*Like filling out stupidly-long surveys like this one?: Eh... If dinner was done, I wouldn't be doing this. Trust me. =\
WHAT IS/WHAT ARE…?
*Your good luck charm: I don't have one.
*Your theme song: "Great Day to Whoop Somebody's Ass" by Rodney Carrington (I think).
*The last thing you played with: Myself?
*The last thing you ate: Beef jerky, NAWM NAWM NAWM.
*Items sitting next to you: Cell phone, box tape, donkey figurine, mouse, numerous speakers attached to the comp, bowl full of pens, pennywhislte, tenor recorder, bell-type alarm clock, WoW:BC, some Ranma 1/2 episode DVD, 6ft household extension cord, junk mail, AD/D insurance cards, check books, pose doll art thingy, throat spray....that's enough.
*The color of your underwear: Grey, with various colored lines and shtuff.
*A strange food you eat: Grits. Love'em.
*A strange drink you like: Sweet tea. It isn't strange by itself, but the quantity of it that I can/do consume is otherworldly.
*The last thing to sleep in your bed: My dawnk. =3
*Under your bed: Box full of dressy clothes and some luggage.
*Your funniest memory: Lord almighty, you want me to PICK just ONE? Impossible.
*The time you usually go to bed: 8-9 pm fri-sun - 8-10pm mon-thurs.
EVER HAD…
*Chicken pox: Yep, and they left a little dimple/scar on the very end of my nose... Sarc loves it.
*Stitches: Nope.
*Surgery: Tonsillectomy.
*A broken bone: None so far...Amazing.
*Love at first sight: I'll not say yes, but when you know...You know.
THIS OR THAT…
*Scary or Funny Movies: Scary movies are usually funny.
*Chocolate or Vanilla: Mint!
*Root Beer or Dr.Pepper: Either or... I drink alot more Dr. Pepper though.
*Skiing or Snowboarding: Neither. =\
*Summer or Winter: Snow. Ick.
RANDOM!!!
*Dogs or Cats: Dogs.
*Favorite Flower: Wild BLue Phlox, cause sarc lurves it. =3
*Have you ever fired a gun?: Many times.
*Do you prefer travel by plane or car?: Car. The biggest joy of reaching a destination is the journey to it.
*How many pillows do you sleep with?: One/two.
*Obsessive Compulsive?: Kinda, sometimes.
*Diseases?: None.
*Disorders?: Tic disorder/ Tourettes, Obstructive sleep apnea, Carpal Tunnel Syndrome.
*Good Driver?: Depends on your definition of good, I suppose. >=3
*Good Singer?: If I feel like it, I can be.
*Do you own a lava-lamp?: A tiny one they plugs into a USB and has glitter instead of lava....
*Do you prefer your toilet paper over-and-out or back-and-under: Over-and-out. Back-and-under puts it too close to the cabinet, and makes it more difficult to grab.
*How many kids do you want?: One. And it'll be a girl. Or else. (Take notes, Sarcy babe <3)
*What will you name them? A name that fits.
*Bothered that some questions have “:”s and others have “?”s?: Tiny bit!
*Ever been in a fight with your pet? Only when he wont come out from under his rock. =\
*What book are you reading now? Necronomicon, Brady game guides for WoW.
*Interesting turn-on or fetish: Horse Cock?
*First thing you notice visually about someone of the opposite gender: Dem curves. <3
*Foods that you LOVE: My baked mac n' cheese, good summer sausage, CHEESE, most of sarcs cooking, anything I smoke/bbq/grill.
*That you HATE: Sushi.
*Name: Tom
*Nicknames: Tom, Tommy, Hozz, Rotty.
*Zodiac Sign: Sagittarius
*Eye Color: Ask Sarcy, I can't see them...
*Hair color: Dirty Blonde
*Height: 510"
*Weight: 335 lbs.
*Someone you look like: My dad. Been told I look like Jack Osbourne, Jack Black, Seth Rogen, etc also.
*Right or Left Handed: Right
*Right or Left Footed: Both!
*Sexual Orientation: I like titties. =3
*Piercings/Tattoos: None of either.
*How many siblings: Seven: One brother, three half brothers, one step brother and one step sister.
*Pets: I got a fishy. =3
*Could you make a dollar in change right now?: Kinda. I don't have it on me, I'm kinda lounging in my boxers...
FAVORITE…
*Kind of pants: Wrangler relaxed fit blue jeans.
*Number: I dunno... Never really had one.
*Color: Black, red and Lime green
*Animal: Horses, Donkeys, Rottweilers.... Equines, Equnines
*Drink: Alcoholic: Wild Turkey and Coke Non-Alcoholic: Dr. Pepper.
*Sports: Hmm.. Well, if they count, then fishing, hunting, making music (percussion, plz.) and just in general dicking off outside.
*Juice: Orange Juice, with TONS OF PULP. I wanna CHEW my OJ.
*Cartoon Character: Any of the old looney toons.
*Scent: Pine Sarcys' Black Currant and Vanilla body wash stuff, ozone while welding, diesel exhaust sometimes, gun smoke.
*Time of the Day: On my days off, probably sunset. It's nice to be able to sit out and watch the world shut down.
*Car: 1972 Chevy Camaro, 400 SB and a Muncie 4sp, Z28/RS package, metal flake blue, and ghost flamed in a light light green, right under the windows back to the rear fender flare.
HAVE YOU EVER…?
*Bungee Jumped?: Not yet.
*Sky Dived?: Not yet.
*Made yourself throw-up?: No.
*Gone skinny dipping?: Just once.
*Eaten a dog?: If I did, I didn't notice... Musta tasted alright then.
*Ever liked somebody that you didn’t have a chance with?: Yep.
*Been in a mosh-pit?: HA! I AM the mosh pit, fool!
*Been on radio/television?: Nope, nope.
*Been in a porno?: I recorded myself wanking once... Does that count?
*Been high?: Not yet, nor ever.
*Been drunk?: Not really.
*Been on a plane?: Sure have.
*Came close to dying?: Once or twice, I'm sure.
*Been in a sauna?: Yes, and I don't get why people like then, Suffocatingly awful, they are.
*Been in a hot-tub?: A time or two, yes.
*Swam in the ocean?: Nope. Never been to the ocean that I know of.
*Fallen asleep in school?: Yeah right... Ask me if I was ever awake in school. =\
*Run-away from home?: Not in earnest, no. Left hot headed a time or two for the night. Didn't go for good til I was allowed to.
*Fell off your chair?: I'm sure I have a time or two.
*Sat by the phone all night waiting for a call?: Not all night, no.
*Saved MSN/AIM conversations? Yes
*Saved e-mails?: Yup!
DO YOU…?
*Like to eat?: Ask Sarcy. =3
*Like talking on the phone? Not really, no.
*Care if different foods touch together on your plate?: It'll all be brown in a bit, whats it matter?
*Get motion sick?: Nope.
*Eat healthy?: Hell no, nasty ass yuppy grub bullshit.
*Have an addiction to anything?: Adrenaline.
*Call people names often?: Not really, no.
*Dream in color?: Actually, I don't remember my dreams, if I have them. I have moderate/severe obstructive sleep apnea, and I don't actually "sleep", so I don't dream.
*Have a strange/bad habit?: It's strange to others, but I also have a tic disorder/tourettes, and I do stuff 'cause of that.
*Get turned on easily? Hell yeah, I get wood from a fence post, I swear. It's awful...ly convienent. =3
*Like your school/job?: My job pays well enough, but it isn't what I do... It's tolerable.
*Like filling out stupidly-long surveys like this one?: Eh... If dinner was done, I wouldn't be doing this. Trust me. =\
WHAT IS/WHAT ARE…?
*Your good luck charm: I don't have one.
*Your theme song: "Great Day to Whoop Somebody's Ass" by Rodney Carrington (I think).
*The last thing you played with: Myself?
*The last thing you ate: Beef jerky, NAWM NAWM NAWM.
*Items sitting next to you: Cell phone, box tape, donkey figurine, mouse, numerous speakers attached to the comp, bowl full of pens, pennywhislte, tenor recorder, bell-type alarm clock, WoW:BC, some Ranma 1/2 episode DVD, 6ft household extension cord, junk mail, AD/D insurance cards, check books, pose doll art thingy, throat spray....that's enough.
*The color of your underwear: Grey, with various colored lines and shtuff.
*A strange food you eat: Grits. Love'em.
*A strange drink you like: Sweet tea. It isn't strange by itself, but the quantity of it that I can/do consume is otherworldly.
*The last thing to sleep in your bed: My dawnk. =3
*Under your bed: Box full of dressy clothes and some luggage.
*Your funniest memory: Lord almighty, you want me to PICK just ONE? Impossible.
*The time you usually go to bed: 8-9 pm fri-sun - 8-10pm mon-thurs.
EVER HAD…
*Chicken pox: Yep, and they left a little dimple/scar on the very end of my nose... Sarc loves it.
*Stitches: Nope.
*Surgery: Tonsillectomy.
*A broken bone: None so far...Amazing.
*Love at first sight: I'll not say yes, but when you know...You know.
THIS OR THAT…
*Scary or Funny Movies: Scary movies are usually funny.
*Chocolate or Vanilla: Mint!
*Root Beer or Dr.Pepper: Either or... I drink alot more Dr. Pepper though.
*Skiing or Snowboarding: Neither. =\
*Summer or Winter: Snow. Ick.
RANDOM!!!
*Dogs or Cats: Dogs.
*Favorite Flower: Wild BLue Phlox, cause sarc lurves it. =3
*Have you ever fired a gun?: Many times.
*Do you prefer travel by plane or car?: Car. The biggest joy of reaching a destination is the journey to it.
*How many pillows do you sleep with?: One/two.
*Obsessive Compulsive?: Kinda, sometimes.
*Diseases?: None.
*Disorders?: Tic disorder/ Tourettes, Obstructive sleep apnea, Carpal Tunnel Syndrome.
*Good Driver?: Depends on your definition of good, I suppose. >=3
*Good Singer?: If I feel like it, I can be.
*Do you own a lava-lamp?: A tiny one they plugs into a USB and has glitter instead of lava....
*Do you prefer your toilet paper over-and-out or back-and-under: Over-and-out. Back-and-under puts it too close to the cabinet, and makes it more difficult to grab.
*How many kids do you want?: One. And it'll be a girl. Or else. (Take notes, Sarcy babe <3)
*What will you name them? A name that fits.
*Bothered that some questions have “:”s and others have “?”s?: Tiny bit!
*Ever been in a fight with your pet? Only when he wont come out from under his rock. =\
*What book are you reading now? Necronomicon, Brady game guides for WoW.
*Interesting turn-on or fetish: Horse Cock?
*First thing you notice visually about someone of the opposite gender: Dem curves. <3
*Foods that you LOVE: My baked mac n' cheese, good summer sausage, CHEESE, most of sarcs cooking, anything I smoke/bbq/grill.
*That you HATE: Sushi.
Ten Days Meme: Days 8, 9, & 10.
Posted 15 years agoDay One: Ten things you want to say to ten different people right now
Day Two: Nine things about yourself.
Day Three: Eight ways to win your heart.
Day Four: Seven things that cross your mind a lot.
Day Five: Six things you wish you’d never done.
Day Six: Five people who mean a lot (in no order whatsoever)
Day Seven: Four turn offs.
Day Eight: Three turn ons.
Day Nine: Two smileys that describe your life right now.
Day Ten: One confession
_____________________________
Day Eight:
1-Big
2-Booty
3-Bitches
(Courtesey of
Rhaen )
Now, srsly...
1-Curvy womens. Luff dem rolls, baybay. <3
2-Curly hair. Stereotypical, I know, but its hawt.
3-Black Currant Vanilla body wash from Bath & Body works. It smells like sex...Cuz if you smell like it, you're getting teh pipe.
_____________________________
Day Nine:
1-@_@
2->=|
_____________________________
Day Ten:
1- I am madly in love with horse cock. Absolutely love the things... Dunno why, but they have always been an attractive animal to me,even before I knew of the fandom, or what the attraction even was... And now, I am a proud supporter of your local horse boner. =D
......Now you know.
Day Two: Nine things about yourself.
Day Three: Eight ways to win your heart.
Day Four: Seven things that cross your mind a lot.
Day Five: Six things you wish you’d never done.
Day Six: Five people who mean a lot (in no order whatsoever)
Day Seven: Four turn offs.
Day Eight: Three turn ons.
Day Nine: Two smileys that describe your life right now.
Day Ten: One confession
_____________________________
Day Eight:
1-Big
2-Booty
3-Bitches
(Courtesey of
Rhaen )Now, srsly...
1-Curvy womens. Luff dem rolls, baybay. <3
2-Curly hair. Stereotypical, I know, but its hawt.
3-Black Currant Vanilla body wash from Bath & Body works. It smells like sex...Cuz if you smell like it, you're getting teh pipe.
_____________________________
Day Nine:
1-@_@
2->=|
_____________________________
Day Ten:
1- I am madly in love with horse cock. Absolutely love the things... Dunno why, but they have always been an attractive animal to me,even before I knew of the fandom, or what the attraction even was... And now, I am a proud supporter of your local horse boner. =D
......Now you know.
Help! Need ideas!
Posted 15 years agoOk, so 
sarcy wants to go do something after work, which is in 2 hours. She wants me to give her 2-3 ideas of things to do, and she'll pick one. I AM DRAWING THE WORST BLANKS EVER.
She mentioned being interested in doing something romantic, and/or nerdy, and/or rednecky.
Traveling is ok, cost is negotiable.... Help. )=
sarcy wants to go do something after work, which is in 2 hours. She wants me to give her 2-3 ideas of things to do, and she'll pick one. I AM DRAWING THE WORST BLANKS EVER.She mentioned being interested in doing something romantic, and/or nerdy, and/or rednecky.
Traveling is ok, cost is negotiable.... Help. )=
Ten Days Meme: Day 7
Posted 15 years agoDay One: Ten things you want to say to ten different people right now
Day Two: Nine things about yourself.
Day Three: Eight ways to win your heart.
Day Four: Seven things that cross your mind a lot.
Day Five: Six things you wish you’d never done.
Day Six: Five people who mean a lot (in no order whatsoever)
Day Seven: Four turn offs.
Day Eight: Three turn ons.
Day Nine: Two smileys that describe your life right now.
Day Ten: One confession
_____________________________
Day Seven:
1- Big tits. I LOVE C's...Some D's are alright. I'm not a fan of anything more though. People are all like, "AMG, my gf has DDD's or EE's and its so awesome. MURRMURRMURR"....No.
2- Skinny women. I am into bbw, about it. If you're considered sexy by the majority of society, you're probably about 6 sizes too small for me. I like mine in the 16-20's range plz.
3- Kinda playing on #2 there, but SMALL BUTTS. I'm the opposite with asses as I am with tits. PUT SOME JIGGLY IN THEM JEANS, DAYUM . I like da bounce house booty. XD
4- This one is probably pretty obvious, but smelly 'gina. Like... If I can smell it while standing next to you at the store, and you got all your clothes on and I'm assuming aren't all runny drippy excited...Holy shit, wash that thang. Like, srsly, just pop the bar of sdoap in there and go do some jumping jacks, then vinegar douche it and die. Smelly vajayjay is nuuu.
Day Two: Nine things about yourself.
Day Three: Eight ways to win your heart.
Day Four: Seven things that cross your mind a lot.
Day Five: Six things you wish you’d never done.
Day Six: Five people who mean a lot (in no order whatsoever)
Day Seven: Four turn offs.
Day Eight: Three turn ons.
Day Nine: Two smileys that describe your life right now.
Day Ten: One confession
_____________________________
Day Seven:
1- Big tits. I LOVE C's...Some D's are alright. I'm not a fan of anything more though. People are all like, "AMG, my gf has DDD's or EE's and its so awesome. MURRMURRMURR"....No.
2- Skinny women. I am into bbw, about it. If you're considered sexy by the majority of society, you're probably about 6 sizes too small for me. I like mine in the 16-20's range plz.
3- Kinda playing on #2 there, but SMALL BUTTS. I'm the opposite with asses as I am with tits. PUT SOME JIGGLY IN THEM JEANS, DAYUM . I like da bounce house booty. XD
4- This one is probably pretty obvious, but smelly 'gina. Like... If I can smell it while standing next to you at the store, and you got all your clothes on and I'm assuming aren't all runny drippy excited...Holy shit, wash that thang. Like, srsly, just pop the bar of sdoap in there and go do some jumping jacks, then vinegar douche it and die. Smelly vajayjay is nuuu.
Ten Days Meme: Day 6
Posted 15 years agoDay One: Ten things you want to say to ten different people right now
Day Two: Nine things about yourself.
Day Three: Eight ways to win your heart.
Day Four: Seven things that cross your mind a lot.
Day Five: Six things you wish you’d never done.
Day Six: Five people who mean a lot (in no order whatsoever)
Day Seven: Four turn offs.
Day Eight: Three turn ons.
Day Nine: Two smileys that describe your life right now.
Day Ten: One confession
_____________________________
Day Six:
1- Sarcy
2-My pappy
3-My younger brother.
4-<slot for sale>
5-<slot for sale>
Day Two: Nine things about yourself.
Day Three: Eight ways to win your heart.
Day Four: Seven things that cross your mind a lot.
Day Five: Six things you wish you’d never done.
Day Six: Five people who mean a lot (in no order whatsoever)
Day Seven: Four turn offs.
Day Eight: Three turn ons.
Day Nine: Two smileys that describe your life right now.
Day Ten: One confession
_____________________________
Day Six:
1-
Sarcy2-My pappy
3-My younger brother.
4-<slot for sale>
5-<slot for sale>
Ten Days Meme: Day 5
Posted 15 years agoDay One: Ten things you want to say to ten different people right now
Day Two: Nine things about yourself.
Day Three: Eight ways to win your heart.
Day Four: Seven things that cross your mind a lot.
Day Five: Six things you wish you’d never done.
Day Six: Five people who mean a lot (in no order whatsoever)
Day Seven: Four turn offs.
Day Eight: Three turn ons.
Day Nine: Two smileys that describe your life right now.
Day Ten: One confession
_____________________________
Day Five:
1-Sold my 360
2-Sold my T-Bird
3-Bought that damn Monte.
4-Sold that damn Maxima. THAT was a trip of a car, lemme tell ya.
5-Not splitting more wigs growing up.
6-Going to see that one chick in Pa, and losing my job in the process.
Day Two: Nine things about yourself.
Day Three: Eight ways to win your heart.
Day Four: Seven things that cross your mind a lot.
Day Five: Six things you wish you’d never done.
Day Six: Five people who mean a lot (in no order whatsoever)
Day Seven: Four turn offs.
Day Eight: Three turn ons.
Day Nine: Two smileys that describe your life right now.
Day Ten: One confession
_____________________________
Day Five:
1-Sold my 360
2-Sold my T-Bird
3-Bought that damn Monte.
4-Sold that damn Maxima. THAT was a trip of a car, lemme tell ya.
5-Not splitting more wigs growing up.
6-Going to see that one chick in Pa, and losing my job in the process.
Ten Days Meme: Day 4
Posted 15 years agoDay One: Ten things you want to say to ten different people right now
Day Two: Nine things about yourself.
Day Three: Eight ways to win your heart.
Day Four: Seven things that cross your mind a lot.
Day Five: Six things you wish you’d never done.
Day Six: Five people who mean a lot (in no order whatsoever)
Day Seven: Four turn offs.
Day Eight: Three turn ons.
Day Nine: Two smileys that describe your life right now.
Day Ten: One confession
_____________________________
Day Four:
1-Sarcy. (Brownie points, plz.)
2-The unduly large amoutn of stupidity surrounding me, and the various way I might bring it to an abrupt end. =>
3-Money issues.
4-My health, or lack thereof.
5-Random songs, pieces of music, drum grooves, etc.
6-Sex.
7-The one and only time I ever heard my dad say he was proud of me.
Day Two: Nine things about yourself.
Day Three: Eight ways to win your heart.
Day Four: Seven things that cross your mind a lot.
Day Five: Six things you wish you’d never done.
Day Six: Five people who mean a lot (in no order whatsoever)
Day Seven: Four turn offs.
Day Eight: Three turn ons.
Day Nine: Two smileys that describe your life right now.
Day Ten: One confession
_____________________________
Day Four:
1-Sarcy. (Brownie points, plz.)
2-The unduly large amoutn of stupidity surrounding me, and the various way I might bring it to an abrupt end. =>
3-Money issues.
4-My health, or lack thereof.
5-Random songs, pieces of music, drum grooves, etc.
6-Sex.
7-The one and only time I ever heard my dad say he was proud of me.
Ten Days Meme: Day 3
Posted 15 years agoDay One: Ten things you want to say to ten different people right now
Day Two: Nine things about yourself.
Day Three: Eight ways to win your heart.
Day Four: Seven things that cross your mind a lot.
Day Five: Six things you wish you’d never done.
Day Six: Five people who mean a lot (in no order whatsoever)
Day Seven: Four turn offs.
Day Eight: Three turn ons.
Day Nine: Two smileys that describe your life right now.
Day Ten: One confession
_____________________________
Day Three:
1-Food
2-Sex
3-Cars
4-Sex
5-Food
6-Guns
7-Sex
8-Food
No, srsly.
1-True friendship. The kind that's still there when the birds aren't singing and the rains coming in sheets.
2-Be a nerd. Cause no one likes being the only guy in the crowd who got that last WoW reference.
3-Show compassion. When you get too busy to care for your fellow man, I get to busy to care about you.
4-Don't be useless. I ain't saying you gotta know everything and be 110% self sufficient... But try, god damn it.
5-Show some respect. To me, to your parents, to your nation, to your roots. Knowing where you came from is the first step to getting where you wanna go.
6-Have a sense of humor-And exercise it. If you can't laugh at life in this world, it'll eat you alive in a second.
7-Be willing to make your stand when it comes to it. There are plenty of doormats these days. Give me something solid to work with, and I'll give you my best effort to make a beautiful result.
8-Try to understand. I'm as complex of a person as anyone else. Don't write me off, and toss me aside. Take a moment to get in my head, walk in my shoes and see through my eyes. If you were right, you got nothing to lose. If your assumptions were wrong, then you stand to learn a good deal from viewing the world from my side of the fence.
Day Two: Nine things about yourself.
Day Three: Eight ways to win your heart.
Day Four: Seven things that cross your mind a lot.
Day Five: Six things you wish you’d never done.
Day Six: Five people who mean a lot (in no order whatsoever)
Day Seven: Four turn offs.
Day Eight: Three turn ons.
Day Nine: Two smileys that describe your life right now.
Day Ten: One confession
_____________________________
Day Three:
1-Food
2-Sex
3-Cars
4-Sex
5-Food
6-Guns
7-Sex
8-Food
No, srsly.
1-True friendship. The kind that's still there when the birds aren't singing and the rains coming in sheets.
2-Be a nerd. Cause no one likes being the only guy in the crowd who got that last WoW reference.
3-Show compassion. When you get too busy to care for your fellow man, I get to busy to care about you.
4-Don't be useless. I ain't saying you gotta know everything and be 110% self sufficient... But try, god damn it.
5-Show some respect. To me, to your parents, to your nation, to your roots. Knowing where you came from is the first step to getting where you wanna go.
6-Have a sense of humor-And exercise it. If you can't laugh at life in this world, it'll eat you alive in a second.
7-Be willing to make your stand when it comes to it. There are plenty of doormats these days. Give me something solid to work with, and I'll give you my best effort to make a beautiful result.
8-Try to understand. I'm as complex of a person as anyone else. Don't write me off, and toss me aside. Take a moment to get in my head, walk in my shoes and see through my eyes. If you were right, you got nothing to lose. If your assumptions were wrong, then you stand to learn a good deal from viewing the world from my side of the fence.
Ten Days Meme: Day 2
Posted 15 years agoDay One: Ten things you want to say to ten different people right now
Day Two: Nine things about yourself.
Day Three: Eight ways to win your heart.
Day Four: Seven things that cross your mind a lot.
Day Five: Six things you wish you’d never done.
Day Six: Five people who mean a lot (in no order whatsoever)
Day Seven: Four turn offs.
Day Eight: Three turn ons.
Day Nine: Two smileys that describe your life right now.
Day Ten: One confession
_____________________________
Day Two:
1-I'm fat
2-i have a thing for big girls.
3-I love welding, metal fabrication and hydraulics.
4-I'm one of 7 kids.
5-I have a bladder 2.5x the size its supposed to be. i dont pee much.
6-I eat sleep and breathe music.
7-I have a chicken pox scar on the end of my nose. Lil crater right on the point of it.
8-I finished
mrsred 's sammich at AC2010, after knowning her for a day. She was worried.
9-YAH TOAST, cause I'm on a mission.... FROM GOD.
Day Two: Nine things about yourself.
Day Three: Eight ways to win your heart.
Day Four: Seven things that cross your mind a lot.
Day Five: Six things you wish you’d never done.
Day Six: Five people who mean a lot (in no order whatsoever)
Day Seven: Four turn offs.
Day Eight: Three turn ons.
Day Nine: Two smileys that describe your life right now.
Day Ten: One confession
_____________________________
Day Two:
1-I'm fat
2-i have a thing for big girls.
3-I love welding, metal fabrication and hydraulics.
4-I'm one of 7 kids.
5-I have a bladder 2.5x the size its supposed to be. i dont pee much.
6-I eat sleep and breathe music.
7-I have a chicken pox scar on the end of my nose. Lil crater right on the point of it.
8-I finished
mrsred 's sammich at AC2010, after knowning her for a day. She was worried.9-YAH TOAST, cause I'm on a mission.... FROM GOD.
Ten Days Meme: Day 1
Posted 15 years agoDay One: Ten things you want to say to ten different people right now
Day Two: Nine things about yourself.
Day Three: Eight ways to win your heart.
Day Four: Seven things that cross your mind a lot.
Day Five: Six things you wish you’d never done.
Day Six: Five people who mean a lot (in no order whatsoever)
Day Seven: Four turn offs.
Day Eight: Three turn ons.
Day Nine: Two smileys that describe your life right now.
Day Ten: One confession
_____________________________
Day One:
1- I hope you're proud of me one day. I don't think you are right now, but I hope you will be. I've spent my whole life trying to be just like you...only better. I hope it works.
2- Go away. Stop playing nice and leave. I've seen you tearing my family down for 11 years now, stop. No one wants you here. No one needs you here. Go the fuck away, or I'll help you get gone.
3- Stop being a dipshit. You got potential, whether you see it or not. And you ain't a bad person. Just shut your trap long enough to move forwards.
4- Good luck with that baby... I'll be taking notes.
5- I want you to know that happiness isn't a goal, its a journey. And the road is always rough and not everyone goes the same route. Stop gawking at the mountains in the distance and get climbing.
6- Why don't you stop this craziness? I know you got alot to lose, and I know it would be hard... But you're killing yourself, and you're killing those of us who haven't been able to run yet. We want to help, but you gotta raise the banner before we'll wage war.
7- You know what? I really don't give a shit. That about covers my opinion of anything you might say to me, anymore. You say I never tried, and I say you never were worthy of it. It isn't about whos replacing who, its about whos good enough for me to consider part of my family. And you ain't it. Can't hack it? Grab your jacket.
8- You're on the right path now... Just stop wandering. You're drunk on rebellion and stumbling close to the edges. Stop before you take the fateful plummet into the world unprepared. That landing is a bitch, I'm still getting up from my own.
9- I do care. As much as it seems like I don't, you're still meaningful to me. But I can't love you habits. Please fix yourself.
10- You've done so much for me, purposely or not. I don't know where I would be without you, or where I would go without you now that we're here. I'm proud to call you mine, and honored to be known as yours. I've nothing but high hopes for us, and no intent but to reach them, and more.
Day Two: Nine things about yourself.
Day Three: Eight ways to win your heart.
Day Four: Seven things that cross your mind a lot.
Day Five: Six things you wish you’d never done.
Day Six: Five people who mean a lot (in no order whatsoever)
Day Seven: Four turn offs.
Day Eight: Three turn ons.
Day Nine: Two smileys that describe your life right now.
Day Ten: One confession
_____________________________
Day One:
1- I hope you're proud of me one day. I don't think you are right now, but I hope you will be. I've spent my whole life trying to be just like you...only better. I hope it works.
2- Go away. Stop playing nice and leave. I've seen you tearing my family down for 11 years now, stop. No one wants you here. No one needs you here. Go the fuck away, or I'll help you get gone.
3- Stop being a dipshit. You got potential, whether you see it or not. And you ain't a bad person. Just shut your trap long enough to move forwards.
4- Good luck with that baby... I'll be taking notes.
5- I want you to know that happiness isn't a goal, its a journey. And the road is always rough and not everyone goes the same route. Stop gawking at the mountains in the distance and get climbing.
6- Why don't you stop this craziness? I know you got alot to lose, and I know it would be hard... But you're killing yourself, and you're killing those of us who haven't been able to run yet. We want to help, but you gotta raise the banner before we'll wage war.
7- You know what? I really don't give a shit. That about covers my opinion of anything you might say to me, anymore. You say I never tried, and I say you never were worthy of it. It isn't about whos replacing who, its about whos good enough for me to consider part of my family. And you ain't it. Can't hack it? Grab your jacket.
8- You're on the right path now... Just stop wandering. You're drunk on rebellion and stumbling close to the edges. Stop before you take the fateful plummet into the world unprepared. That landing is a bitch, I'm still getting up from my own.
9- I do care. As much as it seems like I don't, you're still meaningful to me. But I can't love you habits. Please fix yourself.
10- You've done so much for me, purposely or not. I don't know where I would be without you, or where I would go without you now that we're here. I'm proud to call you mine, and honored to be known as yours. I've nothing but high hopes for us, and no intent but to reach them, and more.
ReGanked
Posted 15 years agoRe-Ganked from mrsred who ganked it from someone else.
1. What does your FurAffinity name mean and why?
Hozz, is short for Hozzweiler, which is a combination of Hozz(Hoss/Horse) and Rottweiler. Those are my two hybrid species. The Hozz part goes deeper, insomuchas I've been called a "Hoss" my entire friggin' life, usually after performing some small feat of strength while working.
2. What fandom were you obsessed with when you joined and what are you into now?
Music, then and now.
3. How many watchers do you have now?
35. No one loves me. =<
4. Name 3 of your favorite artists on FA.
sarcy mrsred 
oli_snowpaw
5. Do you comment, fav, or both?
Both, when applicable. Sometimes, I just don't have anything to say.
6. Do you participate in clubs' contests here on FA?
No.
7. What is your most popular submission?
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4008468/ It has a cock. Wonder why people love it. =\
8. What are your favorite non-anime TV shows?
Anything roughly educational, but still amusing enough to watch: Mythbusters, Dirty Jobs, Deadliest Catch sometimes, Alot of history channel.
9. What are the things you wish you could draw better?
I don't draw. I wish I could work better with leather. Need to work on learning to TIG better.
10. Summer or winter?
Summer.
11. Rain or Sun?
Sun.
12. What's your favorite type of music?
German Industrial Metal, probably...Close call between that and Hardcore.
13. PC or Mac?
PC
14. Anime or Manga?
Neither, ever.
15. Coke or Pepsi?
Coke. Vanilla, preferably.
16. Read or TV?
Tired? TV. Not tired? Read!
17. How many hours a day do you spend on FA?
Maybe one, on the average day. Days off? Who knows.....
18. Name a hidden talent.
Weirding people out? XD
19. Flash or traditional cartoons?
Traditional.
20. What is your favorite fast food restaurant?
Rallys, or Arbys.
21. What are your top 3 favorite books?
Necronomicon
The forgotten Realms Series
I honestly don't remember the title of the third. A book about a boy and his horse, that I read when I was like...11. He ended up having to kill it, due to grievous injury. That book is still in my head, going on a decade later.
22. Wii or Playstation?
Playstation 2.
23. Name 3 of your favorite bands/singers.
Datum Point
Hatebreed
DJ Satomi
24. Are you a fast, slow, or medium typist?
Slow. I get into spells where I can type like...70-80 WPM, but I only use 4-6 fingers too... Oh, and typos. Yep.
25. Do you like Denny's?
Eh...
26. What is your favorite smiley?
=3
27. What is your favorite type of pie?
Pecan Pie.
28. Have you ever stayed up for 24 hours?
And more.
29. Do you go on YouTube a lot?
sometimes.
30. Are you a member on any other sites besides FA?
Yep.
31. Do you cosplay?
Kinda...
32. Fruits or sweets?
Both.
33. Buttered, plain, or salted popcorn?
Buttered, with a lil salt.
34. Have you skipped school?
Cha.
35. Have you been on a plane?
Yep.
36. Have you swam in an ocean?
I've never seen the ocean.
37. Have you been ice skating?
Yeah, but I suck at it. It takes me an hour to get used to having wheels under my feet, and by then, everyone else is ready to go home again.
38. Favorite vacation spot?
I don't enjoy the spot as much as the journey.
39. Ever been on TV?
...I plead the 5th. o.o;
40. Favorite salad and dressing?
Any, really. Dressings are more varied... I like French, Catalina, Russian, Ranch, Italian, Thousand Island, and this one in the fridge... Its a Italian with some odd herbs and Vidalia Onion chunks in it. Nom.
41. What do you do to relax?
Play mindless videogames or drive.
42. What is the last film you saw in the theater?
Zombieland.
43. Favorite Sandwich?
Turkey on white, with provolone, lettuce, tomato, onion and mayo.
44. If you could go anywhere in the world?
Why choose? Go everywhere.
45. Favorite time of the day?
Quitting time.
46. What did you want to be when you were little?
A paleontologist. Ended up a manual laborer and a mechanic. =\
47. What do you want to be now?
I want to be a Welder/Metal Fabricator, AGAIN. Loved my job.
48. If you could eat with one person, who would it be?
sarcy Cause shes closest. =P
49. What character would you hate to be stuck in a room with?
Any deer character against hunting and advocating against animal abuse.
50. When is your birthday?
November 29th
51. Favorite type of ice cream?
Mint Chocolate Chip
52. Last book you read?
Currently reading the Necronomicon.
My favorite quote is " Fuck The Dumb Shit. " (James Edward Campbell)
53. Which store would you max out a credit card at?
I wouldn't?
54. Do you buy / sell / both on eBay?
Neither.
55. What is the most annoying thing people ask you?
So, do you still got that job?"
Yes, dad, I do. Now go die. >_>
56. Favorite all time movie?
Monty Python and The Holy Grail
57. What was your favorite show when you were a kid?
Bill Nye or Ghostwriter.
58. What are you listening to right now?
The Fan. Got "Never let it die" by hatebreed on the brain though.
59. What is the last thing you ate?
Spaghetti.
60. If you were a crayon what color would you be?
The discontinued flesh. Just cause it sounds morbid enough to be awesome.
61. What is the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
DAT ASS. DEM HIPS. DOZ TITTIES.
I'm a guy, what do ya want? =\
62. Favorite sport to play?
Eh... Dunno.
63. Favorite Day of the Year?
Dunno.
64. Hugs or Kisses?
Either.
65. Vanilla or Chocolate?
Either.
66. Favorite Board Game?
Don't really play them.
67. Favorite smells?
Diesel exhaust, MIG fumes, grinding dust, Sarcy. =B
68. What inspires you?
Tons of stuff. Mostly music and opposition.
69. Do you have any piercings?
I got my balls pierced, mannnn.... No. =|
70. How many siblings do you have?
7. 1 brother, 3 half brothers, 1 step brother and 1 step sister.
71. Bacon Bits or croutons?
Croutons.
72. Favorite Day of the Week?
Monday, which is my friday.
73. Favorite phrase?
"God damn yankees and their fucking weird ass backwards bullshit. I fucking hate this forsaken piece of dirt known as ohio."
74. Favorite Restaurant?
Pearls Diner.
75. Favorite animal?
Horse.
76. Favorite thing to do outside?
Chop Wood.
77. Favorite thing to do when it's raining?
WoW.
78. Favorite Disney character?
None?
79. Do you like coffee?
Sometimes, not usually.
mrsred who ganked it from someone else.1. What does your FurAffinity name mean and why?
Hozz, is short for Hozzweiler, which is a combination of Hozz(Hoss/Horse) and Rottweiler. Those are my two hybrid species. The Hozz part goes deeper, insomuchas I've been called a "Hoss" my entire friggin' life, usually after performing some small feat of strength while working.
2. What fandom were you obsessed with when you joined and what are you into now?
Music, then and now.
3. How many watchers do you have now?
35. No one loves me. =<
4. Name 3 of your favorite artists on FA.
sarcy mrsred 
oli_snowpaw5. Do you comment, fav, or both?
Both, when applicable. Sometimes, I just don't have anything to say.
6. Do you participate in clubs' contests here on FA?
No.
7. What is your most popular submission?
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4008468/ It has a cock. Wonder why people love it. =\
8. What are your favorite non-anime TV shows?
Anything roughly educational, but still amusing enough to watch: Mythbusters, Dirty Jobs, Deadliest Catch sometimes, Alot of history channel.
9. What are the things you wish you could draw better?
I don't draw. I wish I could work better with leather. Need to work on learning to TIG better.
10. Summer or winter?
Summer.
11. Rain or Sun?
Sun.
12. What's your favorite type of music?
German Industrial Metal, probably...Close call between that and Hardcore.
13. PC or Mac?
PC
14. Anime or Manga?
Neither, ever.
15. Coke or Pepsi?
Coke. Vanilla, preferably.
16. Read or TV?
Tired? TV. Not tired? Read!
17. How many hours a day do you spend on FA?
Maybe one, on the average day. Days off? Who knows.....
18. Name a hidden talent.
Weirding people out? XD
19. Flash or traditional cartoons?
Traditional.
20. What is your favorite fast food restaurant?
Rallys, or Arbys.
21. What are your top 3 favorite books?
Necronomicon
The forgotten Realms Series
I honestly don't remember the title of the third. A book about a boy and his horse, that I read when I was like...11. He ended up having to kill it, due to grievous injury. That book is still in my head, going on a decade later.
22. Wii or Playstation?
Playstation 2.
23. Name 3 of your favorite bands/singers.
Datum Point
Hatebreed
DJ Satomi
24. Are you a fast, slow, or medium typist?
Slow. I get into spells where I can type like...70-80 WPM, but I only use 4-6 fingers too... Oh, and typos. Yep.
25. Do you like Denny's?
Eh...
26. What is your favorite smiley?
=3
27. What is your favorite type of pie?
Pecan Pie.
28. Have you ever stayed up for 24 hours?
And more.
29. Do you go on YouTube a lot?
sometimes.
30. Are you a member on any other sites besides FA?
Yep.
31. Do you cosplay?
Kinda...
32. Fruits or sweets?
Both.
33. Buttered, plain, or salted popcorn?
Buttered, with a lil salt.
34. Have you skipped school?
Cha.
35. Have you been on a plane?
Yep.
36. Have you swam in an ocean?
I've never seen the ocean.
37. Have you been ice skating?
Yeah, but I suck at it. It takes me an hour to get used to having wheels under my feet, and by then, everyone else is ready to go home again.
38. Favorite vacation spot?
I don't enjoy the spot as much as the journey.
39. Ever been on TV?
...I plead the 5th. o.o;
40. Favorite salad and dressing?
Any, really. Dressings are more varied... I like French, Catalina, Russian, Ranch, Italian, Thousand Island, and this one in the fridge... Its a Italian with some odd herbs and Vidalia Onion chunks in it. Nom.
41. What do you do to relax?
Play mindless videogames or drive.
42. What is the last film you saw in the theater?
Zombieland.
43. Favorite Sandwich?
Turkey on white, with provolone, lettuce, tomato, onion and mayo.
44. If you could go anywhere in the world?
Why choose? Go everywhere.
45. Favorite time of the day?
Quitting time.
46. What did you want to be when you were little?
A paleontologist. Ended up a manual laborer and a mechanic. =\
47. What do you want to be now?
I want to be a Welder/Metal Fabricator, AGAIN. Loved my job.
48. If you could eat with one person, who would it be?
sarcy Cause shes closest. =P49. What character would you hate to be stuck in a room with?
Any deer character against hunting and advocating against animal abuse.
50. When is your birthday?
November 29th
51. Favorite type of ice cream?
Mint Chocolate Chip
52. Last book you read?
Currently reading the Necronomicon.
My favorite quote is " Fuck The Dumb Shit. " (James Edward Campbell)
53. Which store would you max out a credit card at?
I wouldn't?
54. Do you buy / sell / both on eBay?
Neither.
55. What is the most annoying thing people ask you?
So, do you still got that job?"
Yes, dad, I do. Now go die. >_>
56. Favorite all time movie?
Monty Python and The Holy Grail
57. What was your favorite show when you were a kid?
Bill Nye or Ghostwriter.
58. What are you listening to right now?
The Fan. Got "Never let it die" by hatebreed on the brain though.
59. What is the last thing you ate?
Spaghetti.
60. If you were a crayon what color would you be?
The discontinued flesh. Just cause it sounds morbid enough to be awesome.
61. What is the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
DAT ASS. DEM HIPS. DOZ TITTIES.
I'm a guy, what do ya want? =\
62. Favorite sport to play?
Eh... Dunno.
63. Favorite Day of the Year?
Dunno.
64. Hugs or Kisses?
Either.
65. Vanilla or Chocolate?
Either.
66. Favorite Board Game?
Don't really play them.
67. Favorite smells?
Diesel exhaust, MIG fumes, grinding dust, Sarcy. =B
68. What inspires you?
Tons of stuff. Mostly music and opposition.
69. Do you have any piercings?
I got my balls pierced, mannnn.... No. =|
70. How many siblings do you have?
7. 1 brother, 3 half brothers, 1 step brother and 1 step sister.
71. Bacon Bits or croutons?
Croutons.
72. Favorite Day of the Week?
Monday, which is my friday.
73. Favorite phrase?
"God damn yankees and their fucking weird ass backwards bullshit. I fucking hate this forsaken piece of dirt known as ohio."
74. Favorite Restaurant?
Pearls Diner.
75. Favorite animal?
Horse.
76. Favorite thing to do outside?
Chop Wood.
77. Favorite thing to do when it's raining?
WoW.
78. Favorite Disney character?
None?
79. Do you like coffee?
Sometimes, not usually.
Nice guys STILL finish last!
Posted 15 years agofrom 
♥To every guy that said, "Sex can wait"
♥To every guy that said, "You're beautiful"
♥To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town to see her
♥To every guy that gives her flowers and a card when she is sick or down.
♥To every guy who has given her flowers just because thats how he rolls
♥To every guy that said he would die for her.
♥To every guy that really would.
♥To every guy that did what she wanted to die for
♥To every guy that cried in front of her...
♥To every guy that she cried in front of...
♥To every guy that holds hands with her.
♥To every guy that kisses her with meaning..
♥To every guy that hugs her when she's sad.
♥To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all.
♥To every guy who would give their jacket up for her.
♥To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe.
♥To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours just to
see her for ten minutes
♥To every guy that would give his seat up...
♥To every guy that just wants to cuddle.
♥To every guy that reassured her that she was beautiful no matter what.
♥To every guy who told his secrets to her.
♥To every guy that showed how much he cared through every word and every breath.
♥To every guy that thought maybe this could be the one.
♥To every guy that believed in her dreams.
♥To every guy that would have done anything so she could achieve them
♥To every guy that never laughed at her when she told him her dreams.
♥To every guy that walked her to her car and opened the door
♥To every guy that gave his heart.
♥To every guy who prays that she is happy even if you are not with her.
Not many girls appreciate nice guys anymore...
And because of this, there are not many left out there...
I guarantee 90% of the men on your page will not repost this cuz they care more about their image
If you are a nice guy repost this with: "Nice guys STILL finish last "
If you are a girl that thinks every guy should treat a girl this way
repost this with: "To Every Guy"
♥To every guy that said, "Sex can wait"
♥To every guy that said, "You're beautiful"
♥To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town to see her
♥To every guy that gives her flowers and a card when she is sick or down.
♥To every guy who has given her flowers just because thats how he rolls
♥To every guy that said he would die for her.
♥To every guy that really would.
♥To every guy that did what she wanted to die for
♥To every guy that cried in front of her...
♥To every guy that she cried in front of...
♥To every guy that holds hands with her.
♥To every guy that kisses her with meaning..
♥To every guy that hugs her when she's sad.
♥To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all.
♥To every guy who would give their jacket up for her.
♥To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe.
♥To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours just to
see her for ten minutes
♥To every guy that would give his seat up...
♥To every guy that just wants to cuddle.
♥To every guy that reassured her that she was beautiful no matter what.
♥To every guy who told his secrets to her.
♥To every guy that showed how much he cared through every word and every breath.
♥To every guy that thought maybe this could be the one.
♥To every guy that believed in her dreams.
♥To every guy that would have done anything so she could achieve them
♥To every guy that never laughed at her when she told him her dreams.
♥To every guy that walked her to her car and opened the door
♥To every guy that gave his heart.
♥To every guy who prays that she is happy even if you are not with her.
Not many girls appreciate nice guys anymore...
And because of this, there are not many left out there...
I guarantee 90% of the men on your page will not repost this cuz they care more about their image
If you are a nice guy repost this with: "Nice guys STILL finish last "
If you are a girl that thinks every guy should treat a girl this way
repost this with: "To Every Guy"
What Really Happened to Lincoln!! Funneh sheet!
Posted 15 years agohttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4Uf9rsBbhc
OMFG jolknikjnbjnojnf WKUK (Whitest Kids U' Know) cracks me up. Watch them all, they're freaking roflcopter factories.
OMFG jolknikjnbjnojnf WKUK (Whitest Kids U' Know) cracks me up. Watch them all, they're freaking roflcopter factories.
Couples Meme!
Posted 15 years agoFor 
=3
1. Who eats more?
Me. I usually eat my stuff, and the last half of hers, too.
2. Who said “I love you” first?
Me! It was over the phone, does that count? o.o;
3. Who is the morning person?
She is, by and far. I'm doing good to be up at noon, without an alarm. Shes up and peppy by 4am on any given day. Thats fine, the worst part is, she then tries to make me up and peppy with her. Fail, no, die, kill it with fire.
4. Who sings better?
We both suck. It's funny though, how we sing. When I sing, I falsetto a higher pitch than my voice, she falsettos a lower pitch. Kinda weird.
5. Who’s older?
Sarcy, by 2ish years.
6. Who’s smarter?
I shall refuse to answer this question directly, for fear of cutting myself off.
7. Whose temper is worse?
Mine, I think. I'm more prone to displaying mine on a regular basis, and openly. She has one, but keeps it under wraps a lot.
8. Who does the laundry?
Usually, Sarc.
9. Who does the dishes?
Usually, Sarc.
10. Who sleeps on what side of the bed?
Ok...If you're looking from the foot of the bed, I sleep on the right, she sleeps on the left.
11. Whose feet are bigger?
Mine.
12. Whose hair is longer?
Probably Sarcy's. if mine wasn't so god damned curly, we might tie... I need a mane cut. x.x
13. Who’s better with the computer?
In what field? Programming, peaking and some hardware: Me. Data entry, application employment, social/business usage: Sarc.
14. Do you have pets?
Yes! We have 2 beta fishes and a dead crab. Used to have about 6 dozen tadpoles also, wild caught. Her's is a blue/green/pink beta, named Mel. Thats short for melly, which is short for melon, which is short for watermelon. Mine is a albino beta, named Silas. Used to have a brown rock crab names Langdon. Tadpoles were too many to name, and were subsequently released into the wild.... Where they came from.
15. Who pays the bills?
Both. More her than me, due to me being half-ass laid off and not making much.
16. Who cooks dinner?
Either or. She cooks more often, maybe. But we're b oth pretty damn handy in the kitchen. =3
17. Who drives when you are together?
Me. Its her truck, but I always drive it. I'm like that.
18. Who pays when you go out to dinner?
Either, or.
19. Who’s the most stubborn?
Me! Previousily, her dad was the most stubborn person she knew, then I came along. XD
20. Who is the first one to admit when they’re wrong?
Sarc. She can't stay mad at me for very long at all.
21. Whose family do you see more?
Sarcy's. Mine is 2 hours away and comprised almost totally of asswipes and moody women.
22. Who named your pet?
Each named their own.
23. Who kissed who first?
She kissed me first. >_> Was our first "date" date, but we had been seeing each other for a good bit by then.
24. Who asked who out?
We never did stick to the dating format. Just kind of went from acquaintances to friends to "us".
25. What did you do on your first date?
Oh god, the memory.... Well, I came up here to see her on our first "date". I don't recall the exact progression of the evening, but I do recall me spraying her with gas, nutting myself on those poles out front of Office max, her crying on my shoulder, the first kiss, her saying something dumb and me making her regret it, and...Oh yeah, Chinese food! I hung spoons from my ears for her. =3
26. Who’s more sensitive?
Probably her...But I don't know.
27. Who’s taller?
Me!I'm 5' 10"ish, shes like... 5' 6" I think...
28. Who has more friends?
Ain't neither one of us got many. She knows a shit ton of people on line, and I don't know many people period.
29. Who has more siblings?
Me. I have 3 half brothers, one full brother, one step brother and one step sister. She's an only foal.
30. Who wears the pants in the relationship?
No one! We wear kilts!! XD Both of us, honestly. =3
=31. Who eats more?
Me. I usually eat my stuff, and the last half of hers, too.
2. Who said “I love you” first?
Me! It was over the phone, does that count? o.o;
3. Who is the morning person?
She is, by and far. I'm doing good to be up at noon, without an alarm. Shes up and peppy by 4am on any given day. Thats fine, the worst part is, she then tries to make me up and peppy with her. Fail, no, die, kill it with fire.
4. Who sings better?
We both suck. It's funny though, how we sing. When I sing, I falsetto a higher pitch than my voice, she falsettos a lower pitch. Kinda weird.
5. Who’s older?
Sarcy, by 2ish years.
6. Who’s smarter?
I shall refuse to answer this question directly, for fear of cutting myself off.
7. Whose temper is worse?
Mine, I think. I'm more prone to displaying mine on a regular basis, and openly. She has one, but keeps it under wraps a lot.
8. Who does the laundry?
Usually, Sarc.
9. Who does the dishes?
Usually, Sarc.
10. Who sleeps on what side of the bed?
Ok...If you're looking from the foot of the bed, I sleep on the right, she sleeps on the left.
11. Whose feet are bigger?
Mine.
12. Whose hair is longer?
Probably Sarcy's. if mine wasn't so god damned curly, we might tie... I need a mane cut. x.x
13. Who’s better with the computer?
In what field? Programming, peaking and some hardware: Me. Data entry, application employment, social/business usage: Sarc.
14. Do you have pets?
Yes! We have 2 beta fishes and a dead crab. Used to have about 6 dozen tadpoles also, wild caught. Her's is a blue/green/pink beta, named Mel. Thats short for melly, which is short for melon, which is short for watermelon. Mine is a albino beta, named Silas. Used to have a brown rock crab names Langdon. Tadpoles were too many to name, and were subsequently released into the wild.... Where they came from.
15. Who pays the bills?
Both. More her than me, due to me being half-ass laid off and not making much.
16. Who cooks dinner?
Either or. She cooks more often, maybe. But we're b oth pretty damn handy in the kitchen. =3
17. Who drives when you are together?
Me. Its her truck, but I always drive it. I'm like that.
18. Who pays when you go out to dinner?
Either, or.
19. Who’s the most stubborn?
Me! Previousily, her dad was the most stubborn person she knew, then I came along. XD
20. Who is the first one to admit when they’re wrong?
Sarc. She can't stay mad at me for very long at all.
21. Whose family do you see more?
Sarcy's. Mine is 2 hours away and comprised almost totally of asswipes and moody women.
22. Who named your pet?
Each named their own.
23. Who kissed who first?
She kissed me first. >_> Was our first "date" date, but we had been seeing each other for a good bit by then.
24. Who asked who out?
We never did stick to the dating format. Just kind of went from acquaintances to friends to "us".
25. What did you do on your first date?
Oh god, the memory.... Well, I came up here to see her on our first "date". I don't recall the exact progression of the evening, but I do recall me spraying her with gas, nutting myself on those poles out front of Office max, her crying on my shoulder, the first kiss, her saying something dumb and me making her regret it, and...Oh yeah, Chinese food! I hung spoons from my ears for her. =3
26. Who’s more sensitive?
Probably her...But I don't know.
27. Who’s taller?
Me!I'm 5' 10"ish, shes like... 5' 6" I think...
28. Who has more friends?
Ain't neither one of us got many. She knows a shit ton of people on line, and I don't know many people period.
29. Who has more siblings?
Me. I have 3 half brothers, one full brother, one step brother and one step sister. She's an only foal.
30. Who wears the pants in the relationship?
No one! We wear kilts!! XD Both of us, honestly. =3
The Conroversial Survey
Posted 15 years ago[01] Do you have the guts to answer these questions and re-post as The Controversial Survey?
I'm taking it, ain't I?
[02] Would you do meth if it was legalized?
Do I look stupid to you? =\
[03] Abortion: for or against it?
Neutral... I think its case by case. No valid reason to use it as a "whoops" fix.
[04] Do you think the world would fail with a female president?
No.
[05] Do you wish marijuana would be legalized already?
Nope.
[06] Are you for or against premarital sex?
I'm guilty of it, so I can't judge...
[07] Do you believe in God?
I believe God is the term given to the frail hope we all hold within. Its an excuse to believe in ourselves, when we have convinced ourselves we aren't worth believing in.
[08] Do you think it's wrong that so many Hispanics are illegally moving to the USA?
Hell yeah. And all the other towel headed, bean eatin', red dotted shit fags we got over here. If you got your shit together and are looking to move on, then welcome aboard! If you just finished bombing your own people, and you're looking for a place to crash til they find you... Well, don't let me find you first.
[09] A twelve year old girl has a baby, should she keep it?
I think the baby should be kept. As in, don't abort it or something. But it may very likely be required that the baby be given to someone else to be raised, as the girl may be emotionally/financially incapable of doing so.
[10] Should the alcohol age be lowered to eighteen?
Eh... Alot of people twice my age can't drink responsibly. Then again, everyone gets their first drink at 15 anymore.
[11] Should the war in Iraq be called off?
I don't think so, no. They fucked with us, we're fucking back. Deal with it. If you're too much of a yellow bellied queer to see the point in defending whats yours, then go live with them, we'll bomb you too.
[12] Assisted suicide is illegal: do you agree?
Honestly, never thought of it. Suicide should be fine I think. If you're that skewed, get gone. But assisted suicide is alot like murder right? Well, murder is illegal, so call the spade and stop mincing words. >=(
[13] Do you believe in spanking your children?
If they are anything like I was a child, they're gonna be black and blue. >_>;
[14] Would you burn an American flag for a million dollars?
A retired flag, yes. You're supposed to burn them form the inside out when retiring them. A valid, flying flag? Don't make me smack you.
[15] Are you afraid others will judge you from reading some of your answers?
Hell yeah. People don't like my views on most things. But thats fine.... Refer to the last line in the answer to question 11, for my feelings on others disapproving of my feelings.
I'm taking it, ain't I?
[02] Would you do meth if it was legalized?
Do I look stupid to you? =\
[03] Abortion: for or against it?
Neutral... I think its case by case. No valid reason to use it as a "whoops" fix.
[04] Do you think the world would fail with a female president?
No.
[05] Do you wish marijuana would be legalized already?
Nope.
[06] Are you for or against premarital sex?
I'm guilty of it, so I can't judge...
[07] Do you believe in God?
I believe God is the term given to the frail hope we all hold within. Its an excuse to believe in ourselves, when we have convinced ourselves we aren't worth believing in.
[08] Do you think it's wrong that so many Hispanics are illegally moving to the USA?
Hell yeah. And all the other towel headed, bean eatin', red dotted shit fags we got over here. If you got your shit together and are looking to move on, then welcome aboard! If you just finished bombing your own people, and you're looking for a place to crash til they find you... Well, don't let me find you first.
[09] A twelve year old girl has a baby, should she keep it?
I think the baby should be kept. As in, don't abort it or something. But it may very likely be required that the baby be given to someone else to be raised, as the girl may be emotionally/financially incapable of doing so.
[10] Should the alcohol age be lowered to eighteen?
Eh... Alot of people twice my age can't drink responsibly. Then again, everyone gets their first drink at 15 anymore.
[11] Should the war in Iraq be called off?
I don't think so, no. They fucked with us, we're fucking back. Deal with it. If you're too much of a yellow bellied queer to see the point in defending whats yours, then go live with them, we'll bomb you too.
[12] Assisted suicide is illegal: do you agree?
Honestly, never thought of it. Suicide should be fine I think. If you're that skewed, get gone. But assisted suicide is alot like murder right? Well, murder is illegal, so call the spade and stop mincing words. >=(
[13] Do you believe in spanking your children?
If they are anything like I was a child, they're gonna be black and blue. >_>;
[14] Would you burn an American flag for a million dollars?
A retired flag, yes. You're supposed to burn them form the inside out when retiring them. A valid, flying flag? Don't make me smack you.
[15] Are you afraid others will judge you from reading some of your answers?
Hell yeah. People don't like my views on most things. But thats fine.... Refer to the last line in the answer to question 11, for my feelings on others disapproving of my feelings.
The Personality type test thingy....
Posted 15 years agoDisorder Rating
Paranoid: Low
Schizoid: Low
Schizotypal: Very High
Antisocial: Moderate
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Very High
Narcissistic: High
Avoidant: Moderate
Dependent: Moderate
Obsessive-Compulsive: High
^^^My Scores.^^^^ Makes no sense. Histronics seek attention constantly, while schizotypals shun people...yet I'm rated high in both. O.o Take it yerself here: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/person.....sorder_test.mv
Paranoid: Low
Schizoid: Low
Schizotypal: Very High
Antisocial: Moderate
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Very High
Narcissistic: High
Avoidant: Moderate
Dependent: Moderate
Obsessive-Compulsive: High
^^^My Scores.^^^^ Makes no sense. Histronics seek attention constantly, while schizotypals shun people...yet I'm rated high in both. O.o Take it yerself here: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/person.....sorder_test.mv
Drum Circle on the Roof!!
Posted 15 years agoLooking for the people from the drum circle on the roof, saturday night at AC! Specificcally, the other drummer...Badge name was "W". Also, if you have any pictures of video of me playing, I'd love to be conceited sounding and look at it! I was the fat kid on the far left, think I was wearing a red shirt. XD Anyways, any info is much appreciated, and blah blah blah...zzzz...
AC Meme
Posted 15 years agoWhere are you staying?
The Westin
What day are you getting there?
Thursday Afternoon
Who will you be with?
Various people off and on. Sarcy and Rabbi-tom for sure, also some new peoples I'll be meeting there.
Do you do free art?
I don't draw.
Do you do trades?
See above.
What is your gender?
Meat n' Taters.
How old are you?
20
Can I talk to you?
I guess, til you give me a reason to not want you to.
Can I touch you?
Where at exactly? o.o;
Can I hang out with you?
Duh! =B
How can I find you?
Pics of me in my gallery, likely gonna be a spazz, likely will be at the dances, etc...
Can I buy you drinks?
Off the record, yes.... Legally, no. 0=3
Can I give you lots of money?
Lots of FREE money? Cha...
Can I hug or snuggle with you?
Maybe... Not right off the bat, for sure.
How tall are you?
5' 11"
Are you nice?
Til given a reason to be otherwise, then I'm an unholy prick. 98% of the time, I'm a good guy, etc.
Can I stalk you?
Can I stop you by any means I deem necessary?
How long are you going?
Thursday afternoon til Sunday early evening.
Do you like parties?
Depends... I'm a nightlife kinda person.
If i see you, how should i get your attention?
Scream "OH MY GOD, FREE FOOD OVER HERE!!!" Or just holler for Hozzweiler. Either or, they're equally effective.
Where will you be most of the time during the day/s?
I'll be all over.
What/where will you be eating?
Everywhere and everything.
Can you track me down?
If you feel like you need to, yeah.
Can I take your picture?
Your camera... Up to you.
What's your goal(s) for the con this year?
Meet furs, raise hell, have fun, and do it again next year.
The Westin
What day are you getting there?
Thursday Afternoon
Who will you be with?
Various people off and on. Sarcy and Rabbi-tom for sure, also some new peoples I'll be meeting there.
Do you do free art?
I don't draw.
Do you do trades?
See above.
What is your gender?
Meat n' Taters.
How old are you?
20
Can I talk to you?
I guess, til you give me a reason to not want you to.
Can I touch you?
Where at exactly? o.o;
Can I hang out with you?
Duh! =B
How can I find you?
Pics of me in my gallery, likely gonna be a spazz, likely will be at the dances, etc...
Can I buy you drinks?
Off the record, yes.... Legally, no. 0=3
Can I give you lots of money?
Lots of FREE money? Cha...
Can I hug or snuggle with you?
Maybe... Not right off the bat, for sure.
How tall are you?
5' 11"
Are you nice?
Til given a reason to be otherwise, then I'm an unholy prick. 98% of the time, I'm a good guy, etc.
Can I stalk you?
Can I stop you by any means I deem necessary?
How long are you going?
Thursday afternoon til Sunday early evening.
Do you like parties?
Depends... I'm a nightlife kinda person.
If i see you, how should i get your attention?
Scream "OH MY GOD, FREE FOOD OVER HERE!!!" Or just holler for Hozzweiler. Either or, they're equally effective.
Where will you be most of the time during the day/s?
I'll be all over.
What/where will you be eating?
Everywhere and everything.
Can you track me down?
If you feel like you need to, yeah.
Can I take your picture?
Your camera... Up to you.
What's your goal(s) for the con this year?
Meet furs, raise hell, have fun, and do it again next year.
AC! w00t!
Posted 15 years agoCan has! Gonna be getting there sometime late afternoon/early evening thuirsday. Gonne be at the bucca dinner also! Anyone I know gonna be out and about? =B
Morphicon, FTW!!
Posted 15 years agoYAAAAY!! I can haz MORPHICON!! 8D I'mma get to go on sunday! XD MAH FIRST CON, W00T! Anyone I know gonna be there? o.o; ~shivers with the excited~
Geh... Inspire me, eh?
Posted 15 years ago Gimmie something to write a poem of... I'm lacking inspiration and I need to be more active here... Gimmie whatcha got! =3
The 65 Question s Meme.
Posted 16 years ago1. First thing you wash in the shower?
My hair.
2. What color is your favorite hoodie?
Don't do hoodies...Too constricting.
3. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
Yes
4. Do you plan outfits?
Rarely, and if I do, its for somthing REAL special.
5. How are you feeling RIGHT now?
Blek...Out-of-place, worried, numb...Just Blek.
6. What's the closest thing to you that is red?
A pen.
7. Tell me about the last dream you remember having?
About me knocking my ex up, and my current lady leaving me over it.
8. Did you meet anybody new today?
Yes.
9. What are you craving right now?
I want some meat...Big, bleeding slab of cow ass.
10. Do you floss?
Only if I feel like bleeding out.
11. What comes to mind when I say cabbage?
Kielbasa.
12. Are you emotional?
I keep myself under control usually... But at times, yes.
13. Have you ever counted to 1,000?
And beyond...
14. Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick it?
Nom bit nom.
15. Do you like your hair?
No...It grows to fast and is to curly...my lady does though, so I'll deal.
16. Do you like yourself?
Not really, not right now. But I will deal.
17. Would you go out to eat with George W. Bush?
If he was paying....Sure!
18. What are you listening to right now?
Flourescent lights.
19. Are your parents strict?
they try, but I more or less quit caring when I was...12? 13?
20. Would you go sky diving?
Yeah...most definately.
21. Do you like cottage cheese?
What brand? Breakstones, yes...most others, nooooo.
22. Have you ever met a celebrity?
I've met a few, yeah. Chuck norris is the most memorable.
23. Do you rent movies often?
Not hardly...MAYBE a couple a year, if that.
24. Is there anything sparkly in the room you're in?
Uhm...Uhm...Box tape?
25. How many countries have you visited?
Two...The us and mexico.
26. Have you made a prank phone call?
Not that I recall...
27. Ever been on a train?
Not a moving one... Been on one though.
28. Brown or white eggs?
I think they both taste the same.
29.Do you have a cell-phone?
Yes. A Samsung Rugby.
30. Do you use chap stick?
When I need to.
31. Do you own a gun?
Kinda...I have one, but it is technically my dads.
32. Can you use chop sticks?
Yes, well enough to eat...Not a master at the art yet.
33. Who are you going to be with tonight?
My stuffed donkey plushie.
34. Are you too forgiving?
I think I am. Though in a few rare cases, I will never forgive the person for their actions against me.
35. Ever been in love?
Yes.
36. What is your best friend(s) doing tomorrow?
I don't know.
37. Ever have cream puffs?
Yes,and I think they are overated.
38. Last time you cried?
just the other night.
39. What was the last question you asked?
"Whatcha mean?"
40. Favorite time of the year?
Summer
41. Do you have any tattoos?
no...but I want some...
42. Are you sarcastic?
DUH?
43. Have you ever seen The Butterfly Effect?
No, and I don't think I want to.
44. Ever walked into a wall?
Unfortunately I have sometimes.
45. Favorite color?
Black with neon green.
46. Have you ever slapped someone?
Yes, I have.
47. Is your hair curly?
It's rediculiousily curly.
48. What was the last CD you bought?
Rammstein - Rosenrot
49. Do looks matter?
I could say no, and be coy, but let's not kid ourselves, looks do matter.
50. Could you ever forgive a cheater?
Cheat at what exactly?
51. Is your phone bill sky high?
No.
52. Do you like your life right now?
No. not one fucking iota.
53. Do you sleep with the TV on?
Don't watch T.V.
54. Can you handle the truth?
Yes.
55. Do you have good vision?
I'm not allowed to drive without glasses...you tell me.
56. Do you hate or dislike more than 3 people?
Three exactly.
57. How often do you talk on the phone?
Not that much, nowhere near as much thanks to the Intarwebz.
58. The last person you held hands with?
My wonderful donkey lady.
59. What are you wearing?
Plain black T-shirt, Wrangler relaxed fit jeans, boxers, socks, steel-toed tennis shoes.
60.What is your favorite animal?
Anything Equine.
61. Where was your default picture taken at?
I don't know what this is referring to.
62. Can you hula hoop?
I can, but I am really bad at it.
63. Do you have a job?
Yes. well, in limbo right now, working on commision sales...and desperately hoping for something else by march 1st.
64. What was the most recent thing you bought?
Gas, food.
65. Have you ever crawled through a window?
Many times.
My hair.
2. What color is your favorite hoodie?
Don't do hoodies...Too constricting.
3. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
Yes
4. Do you plan outfits?
Rarely, and if I do, its for somthing REAL special.
5. How are you feeling RIGHT now?
Blek...Out-of-place, worried, numb...Just Blek.
6. What's the closest thing to you that is red?
A pen.
7. Tell me about the last dream you remember having?
About me knocking my ex up, and my current lady leaving me over it.
8. Did you meet anybody new today?
Yes.
9. What are you craving right now?
I want some meat...Big, bleeding slab of cow ass.
10. Do you floss?
Only if I feel like bleeding out.
11. What comes to mind when I say cabbage?
Kielbasa.
12. Are you emotional?
I keep myself under control usually... But at times, yes.
13. Have you ever counted to 1,000?
And beyond...
14. Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick it?
Nom bit nom.
15. Do you like your hair?
No...It grows to fast and is to curly...my lady does though, so I'll deal.
16. Do you like yourself?
Not really, not right now. But I will deal.
17. Would you go out to eat with George W. Bush?
If he was paying....Sure!
18. What are you listening to right now?
Flourescent lights.
19. Are your parents strict?
they try, but I more or less quit caring when I was...12? 13?
20. Would you go sky diving?
Yeah...most definately.
21. Do you like cottage cheese?
What brand? Breakstones, yes...most others, nooooo.
22. Have you ever met a celebrity?
I've met a few, yeah. Chuck norris is the most memorable.
23. Do you rent movies often?
Not hardly...MAYBE a couple a year, if that.
24. Is there anything sparkly in the room you're in?
Uhm...Uhm...Box tape?
25. How many countries have you visited?
Two...The us and mexico.
26. Have you made a prank phone call?
Not that I recall...
27. Ever been on a train?
Not a moving one... Been on one though.
28. Brown or white eggs?
I think they both taste the same.
29.Do you have a cell-phone?
Yes. A Samsung Rugby.
30. Do you use chap stick?
When I need to.
31. Do you own a gun?
Kinda...I have one, but it is technically my dads.
32. Can you use chop sticks?
Yes, well enough to eat...Not a master at the art yet.
33. Who are you going to be with tonight?
My stuffed donkey plushie.
34. Are you too forgiving?
I think I am. Though in a few rare cases, I will never forgive the person for their actions against me.
35. Ever been in love?
Yes.
36. What is your best friend(s) doing tomorrow?
I don't know.
37. Ever have cream puffs?
Yes,and I think they are overated.
38. Last time you cried?
just the other night.
39. What was the last question you asked?
"Whatcha mean?"
40. Favorite time of the year?
Summer
41. Do you have any tattoos?
no...but I want some...
42. Are you sarcastic?
DUH?
43. Have you ever seen The Butterfly Effect?
No, and I don't think I want to.
44. Ever walked into a wall?
Unfortunately I have sometimes.
45. Favorite color?
Black with neon green.
46. Have you ever slapped someone?
Yes, I have.
47. Is your hair curly?
It's rediculiousily curly.
48. What was the last CD you bought?
Rammstein - Rosenrot
49. Do looks matter?
I could say no, and be coy, but let's not kid ourselves, looks do matter.
50. Could you ever forgive a cheater?
Cheat at what exactly?
51. Is your phone bill sky high?
No.
52. Do you like your life right now?
No. not one fucking iota.
53. Do you sleep with the TV on?
Don't watch T.V.
54. Can you handle the truth?
Yes.
55. Do you have good vision?
I'm not allowed to drive without glasses...you tell me.
56. Do you hate or dislike more than 3 people?
Three exactly.
57. How often do you talk on the phone?
Not that much, nowhere near as much thanks to the Intarwebz.
58. The last person you held hands with?
My wonderful donkey lady.
59. What are you wearing?
Plain black T-shirt, Wrangler relaxed fit jeans, boxers, socks, steel-toed tennis shoes.
60.What is your favorite animal?
Anything Equine.
61. Where was your default picture taken at?
I don't know what this is referring to.
62. Can you hula hoop?
I can, but I am really bad at it.
63. Do you have a job?
Yes. well, in limbo right now, working on commision sales...and desperately hoping for something else by march 1st.
64. What was the most recent thing you bought?
Gas, food.
65. Have you ever crawled through a window?
Many times.
First journalage! XD
Posted 16 years agoFIRST! XD Ok, now seriously, on to what this is about.
Instructions:
Start with 100%. Bold everything you've done and subtract 1% for everything that you've done. Then repost as you're __% pure.
1. Smoked
2. Drank alcohol
3. Cried when someone died
4. Been drunk
5. Had sex
6. Been to a concert
7. Gotten/given a hand job
8. Gotten/given a blow job (experimental pupony was experimental once upon a time)
9. Been verbally/sexually harassed
10.Verbally/sexually harassed somebody
PERCENTAGE SO FAR:93%
11. Felt someone up and/or been felt up
12. Laughed so hard something came out of your nose.
13. Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend before.
14. Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend
15. Been to prom.
16. Cried at school
17. Gotten lost in a WalMart or a department store.
18. Went streaking
19. Given or received a lap dance.
20. Had someone of the opposite sex in your room
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 88%
21. Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over
22. Slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house
23. Kissed a stranger
24. Hugged a stranger
25. Went scuba diving
26. Driven a car
27. Gotten an x-ray
28. Hit by a car (Was technically a drywall boomtruck)
29. Had a party
30. Done serious drugs
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 82%
31. Played strip poker/darts/basketball
32. Got paid to strip for someone
33. Run away from home.
34. Broken a bone.
35. Eaten sushi (yuck ;_;)
36. Bought porn
37. Watched porn (you do know im a furry, right...? o.0
38. Made porn
39. Had a crush on someone of the same sex
40. Been in love (falsely several times before, and i believe i am truly currently)
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 77%
41. French kissed
42. Laughed so hard you cried
43. Cried yourself to sleep
44. Laughed yourself to sleep
45. Stabbed yourself
46. Shot a gun
47. Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day
48. Been online for 9 consecutive hours.
49. Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours.
50. Watched an animal die. (You left too soon tucker, for I didnt know you when you said goodbye.)
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 68%
51. Watched a person die (My dear friend Charlie, where are you? You were our answer, now what do we do?)
52. Kissed and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person present.
53. Pranked somebody. (Always XD)
54. Put somebody in the hospital (Many times, im my younger years. Quite a temper, I used to have...)
55. Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out
56. Kissed somebody of the same sex
57. Dressed punk
58. Dressed goth
59. Dressed preppy
60. Been to a motocross race
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 64%
61. Avoided somebody
62. Been stalked
63. Stalked someone
64. Met a celebrity.
65. Played an instrument.
66. Ridden a horse (God, its been years though...)
67. Cut yourself
68. Bungee jumped.
69. Ding dong ditched somebody. (I honestly ain't sure what that means...o.0)
70. Been to a wild party.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 57%
71. Got caught stealing something.
72. Kicked/punched a guy in the balls. (And the favor has been returned.)
73. Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend.
74. Gone out with your friend's crush.
75. Got arrested. (Maybe that explains why handcuffs feel good now?)
76. Been pregnant.
77. Babysat
78. Been to another country.
79. Started your house on fire.
80. Had an encounter with a ghost.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 52%
81. Donated your hair to cancer patients.
82. Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by.
83. Cried over a family member of the opposite sex.
84. Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for 3 months or more.
85. Sat on your butt all day
86. Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself.
87. Had a job.
88. Gotten cut from a sports team.
89. Been called a whore.
90. Danced like a whore
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 48%
91. Been mistaken for a celebrity.
92. Been in a car accident.
93. Been told you have beautiful eyes.
94. Been told you have beautiful hair.
95. Raped somebody.
96. Danced in the rain. (Just to see what the fuss was about)
97. Been rejected.
98. Walked out of a restaurant without paying.
99. Punched someone/slapped someone in the face.
100. Been raped
FINAL PERCENT: 41% Wait...i actually made it below 50%?! Whoa....o.0;
Instructions:
Start with 100%. Bold everything you've done and subtract 1% for everything that you've done. Then repost as you're __% pure.
1. Smoked
2. Drank alcohol
3. Cried when someone died
4. Been drunk
5. Had sex
6. Been to a concert
7. Gotten/given a hand job
8. Gotten/given a blow job (experimental pupony was experimental once upon a time)
9. Been verbally/sexually harassed
10.Verbally/sexually harassed somebody
PERCENTAGE SO FAR:93%
11. Felt someone up and/or been felt up
12. Laughed so hard something came out of your nose.
13. Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend before.
14. Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend
15. Been to prom.
16. Cried at school
17. Gotten lost in a WalMart or a department store.
18. Went streaking
19. Given or received a lap dance.
20. Had someone of the opposite sex in your room
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 88%
21. Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over
22. Slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house
23. Kissed a stranger
24. Hugged a stranger
25. Went scuba diving
26. Driven a car
27. Gotten an x-ray
28. Hit by a car (Was technically a drywall boomtruck)
29. Had a party
30. Done serious drugs
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 82%
31. Played strip poker/darts/basketball
32. Got paid to strip for someone
33. Run away from home.
34. Broken a bone.
35. Eaten sushi (yuck ;_;)
36. Bought porn
37. Watched porn (you do know im a furry, right...? o.0
38. Made porn
39. Had a crush on someone of the same sex
40. Been in love (falsely several times before, and i believe i am truly currently)
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 77%
41. French kissed
42. Laughed so hard you cried
43. Cried yourself to sleep
44. Laughed yourself to sleep
45. Stabbed yourself
46. Shot a gun
47. Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day
48. Been online for 9 consecutive hours.
49. Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours.
50. Watched an animal die. (You left too soon tucker, for I didnt know you when you said goodbye.)
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 68%
51. Watched a person die (My dear friend Charlie, where are you? You were our answer, now what do we do?)
52. Kissed and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person present.
53. Pranked somebody. (Always XD)
54. Put somebody in the hospital (Many times, im my younger years. Quite a temper, I used to have...)
55. Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out
56. Kissed somebody of the same sex
57. Dressed punk
58. Dressed goth
59. Dressed preppy
60. Been to a motocross race
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 64%
61. Avoided somebody
62. Been stalked
63. Stalked someone
64. Met a celebrity.
65. Played an instrument.
66. Ridden a horse (God, its been years though...)
67. Cut yourself
68. Bungee jumped.
69. Ding dong ditched somebody. (I honestly ain't sure what that means...o.0)
70. Been to a wild party.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 57%
71. Got caught stealing something.
72. Kicked/punched a guy in the balls. (And the favor has been returned.)
73. Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend.
74. Gone out with your friend's crush.
75. Got arrested. (Maybe that explains why handcuffs feel good now?)
76. Been pregnant.
77. Babysat
78. Been to another country.
79. Started your house on fire.
80. Had an encounter with a ghost.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 52%
81. Donated your hair to cancer patients.
82. Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by.
83. Cried over a family member of the opposite sex.
84. Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for 3 months or more.
85. Sat on your butt all day
86. Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself.
87. Had a job.
88. Gotten cut from a sports team.
89. Been called a whore.
90. Danced like a whore
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 48%
91. Been mistaken for a celebrity.
92. Been in a car accident.
93. Been told you have beautiful eyes.
94. Been told you have beautiful hair.
95. Raped somebody.
96. Danced in the rain. (Just to see what the fuss was about)
97. Been rejected.
98. Walked out of a restaurant without paying.
99. Punched someone/slapped someone in the face.
100. Been raped
FINAL PERCENT: 41% Wait...i actually made it below 50%?! Whoa....o.0;
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