Switching to a new account, MikaWaffles! Look fer me >:3

Alrighty, so I know I don't have many watchers and those I do have probably won't care, but I am thinking of shifting to a new fursona because being a mouse all the time is kinda... eh. So Mika the black bunny. This will probably mean me severing ties to this account and making a new one. :3 Just so you know.

Its with a meme quote, poetry, and offensiveness.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HhGuXCuDb1U

Sosha Tiral: Polar Bear, reluctant hyper, hypnotist.
6'9'', 270lbs of weight give him a nice belly, ivory fur with faint blue markings under each eye, His exposed skin is a deep
black that is best described as coal. Sosha's eyes are a bright purple that pierce deep and unnerve most.

His prick is easily noticed. He is borderline a hyper and in fact would be one if not for the fact that
he drinks a potion to keep from swelling out of hand. When fully controlled, he is 18 inches in length and 3 inches across and does infact have a sheath.
As for his testicles, they are at their smallest, tennisballs.

I don't know what to. if'n ya'll would like, I could attempt your fursonas. All who request will not all get a drawing. Unless I really have that much time <3 Refs are loved, but I can read too :3

Well first the revelation:
-People like me, odd but true.
-I'm not half-bad lookin'
-The world will not end this year.

resolutions!
-COme out to my dad. He's seriously the only one who doesn't know.
-Have sex.
-Talk to my friends other than at school/band.



That's it. I think I've set the bar too high.

So! Coca-Cola is doing their Arctic Home fundraiser that pledges a dollar for every product code entered to them. Simply text the product code to 357357 and make a matched $1 donation.

My thoughts are, if I can get enough artists to pledge art to those who enter the codes or donates and provides proof that they did, then maybe we can raise more money for the WWF. I need artists though! Please, please, please help me with this!

For more information on Coca-Cola Arctic Home, go to https://www.arctichome.com/web/index.html#/home/

SO!!!! Recently I played battlefield 3 (on playstation 3, naturally) and as CapnWaffle with my screen name, I jumped into the fray. Ten minutes in, I find a very capable medic named CommanderToast1. Now, I can't help but want to collect a group of people to start a Breakfast Brigade to bring doom upon unsuspecting soldiers. Anyone wanna accompany me?

Well I just opened my own site for it. Its non-adult unfortunately, but it'll work <3

http://thehideyhole.freeforums.org/index.php

Just log on and get postin' >:3

I has a webcam now >:3 I've yet to really use it for much. Oh. And I should write more. Unfortunately, I just haven't felt up to it. *shrug* I wouldn't expect much from me for a while. I'm usually too busy with RP, School or trying to cure raging hormones xD

So, as many may already realize, I am no good at writing clean stories. Smut is so much fun to write and I'd LOVE to write some of other characters than my own. If you happen to WANT a poorly written smuts, PM me details. Oh. And its awesome if you are willing to trade me arts <3

Lately, I've seen so many judgmental journals or have been surrounded by the most judgmental people. I've yet to figure out why. I've never notice this before and its slightly disturbing to me. Whether it be one's weight, one's sexuality, one's gender. Whether they know them or not.

I sit in a group that has said not a kind word of anyone in the past three days of school. I've heard the words skank, slut, whore, fatass, fatfuck, dumbfuck, retard, queer, bastard, idiot, loser, and many more. Always about someone they did not know. Even here on furaffinity I find that people judge for the most meaningless things. I read two journals today about how someone didn't like when others used a certain something for their icon.

Now, being the (probably) gay, overweight, socialist agnostic that I am.... I find it incredibly unsettling. I realize that judgement is a part of life and people should get used to it, but it seems to have just spiked since I was a freshman in highschool. I've gone from hearing the occasional prejudice to hearing it non-stop. My friends are the same people, but their attitudes are not.

I've got no real solution, no real point to this, just an observation.

I need a movie to watch. Preferably a quick download. YOu people should tell me a few good ones and I'll see about watching em. Unless I already have. I've seen a TON of movies.

Even after this journal is old, I'd still like to know your fave movies ^...^

Okay... before I go any further, the reason I watched it was because of this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJfZTr8zMsc (Not child safe)

The show really didn't suck. If you don't take it super serious and can ignore the mushy messages, its pretty okay. Legitimately funny at some points and stupidly well written for a kid's show.

Anyone who knows me knows that I completely HATED the thought of the Pony show. I'm not saying you will like it, but giving it a shot might not be such a bad idea if you haven't already.

I've got a grand total of three different stories I want to write, two of which I've already got pretty far into. One story is supposed to be SFW, but I don't know how to start it. Seriously, my brain is kaputtski. Sorry for a lack of updates for all my loyal fans and/or random people who enjoy crappy smut.

So as some of you who are familiar with my (shoddy) work might know.... I don't flesh things out before I write and it typically takes me less than an hour to write it. This being the case, I deal in concepts. So....

I AM ACCEPTING CONCEPT REQUESTS

This includes:
-Characters (I prefer to have huckle involved, but not forcing it)
-What you want to see happen (this IS going to be smut. Its all I really want to write cause its fun)

As for my art request....

http://www.f-list.net/c/Gates
That's Huckle (with a different name,) Who I'd LIKE to have drawn. Not just drawn, but drawn for FREE. I am not an artist in the draw-y sculpt-y color-y sense. So if I want art, I bum it off random people. Mostly cause I have no money.


If you apply to either of the above thingamajigs, feel free to note me. We'll talk for a bit and I'll get to work or you will.

The Rules:
- You must post these rules.
- Each tagged person must post 10 things about themselves on their journal.
- You have to choose and tag 10 people and post their icons on the same journal.
- Go to their pages and tell them you tagged them!



1. I may or may not be gay. Can't tell.

2.Sleep is good. I like sleep.

3. I'm an uber-left leaning liberal. Almost a socialist.

4. I'm agnostic. Religion escapes me as a concept, but I recognize they may be right.

5. I'm a 'closet' furry. No one has ever asked me and I don't feel the need to greet people with "Oh Hai! I'mma furry!" THat'd be weird.

6. I write smut from time to time and find myself wishing that I wouldn't. Seriously, it probably is raising some issues.

7. If I come across as an asshole. You probably haven't gotten a chance to know me.

8. Being a stoic is not a bad thing. Unless you are secretly a romantic like me.

9. If I had my way, America would be governed through socialism OR communism (its a good system until someone fucks it up)

10. I shaved...down there. Its all smooth and weird now. Me gusta.

Okay... how the hell do you get a boyfriend while you are both in the closet AND unsure if you really swing that way?! It would be unfair for me to ask a guy out because I may not actually like him that way. And I can't ask a girl out because I may not actually like HER. How the hell does this work?! Especially for highschool... In the middle of some uber-religious town in tennessee. Seriously. Can I have a handbook or something? I'm too young to troll gay bars, I'm too old to think its some stupid phase. So how do I do this? I KNOW I love the thought of being with a guy but in reality, there seems to be neither a guy nor girl for me. Is it because I'm too damn shy? Is it because I can't manage to figure out my OWN sexuality (let alone the sexuality of those I may court.)? This really depresses me, which is a feat itself, because I feel alone. I want the significant other but can't figure out how to do it.

Don't get me wrong: I know there's a way to go about this (like getting out of a closet that may or may not exist). And I also know that this rant is based on little more than my own experience. But essentially, my question is this: How do I get a boyfriend/girlfriend if I can't figure out which I really want?


On an entirely unrelated note... I'm looking for slightly more "mature" arts of Huckle. If interested... send me a note or somethin'.