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Posted 5 years agoI'm still around. Who else is?
Back in the saddle?
Posted 8 years agoLet's see if anyone is still watching. Grab that 2222 pageviews screenshot and win something interesting.
PAGEVIEW SCREENSHOT CONTEST THINGY
Posted 15 years agoYou know the drill.
Send me a screenshot of my 1777th pageview, win free art stuffs.
Get crackin'.
...oh, I suppose some details might be in order too.
'Free art stuffs' entails either:
1 single character digital drawing, full color
1 single image silhouette painting, acrylic on linen (see my DevArt http://kardsharker.deviantart.com/gallery/ for examples)
or
1 multiple character (up to 3) pencil sketch
Good luck, and hopefully someone will actually look for my kiriban this time ;-;
Send me a screenshot of my 1777th pageview, win free art stuffs.
Get crackin'.
...oh, I suppose some details might be in order too.
'Free art stuffs' entails either:
1 single character digital drawing, full color
1 single image silhouette painting, acrylic on linen (see my DevArt http://kardsharker.deviantart.com/gallery/ for examples)
or
1 multiple character (up to 3) pencil sketch
Good luck, and hopefully someone will actually look for my kiriban this time ;-;
OC TIEM IZ NAO >:U
Posted 15 years agoAnybody wanna OC with me? Plz?
....anyone? ;-;
Stay frosty.
....anyone? ;-;
Stay frosty.
Manly Meme
Posted 15 years agototally jacked from 
yoruzutto
The manly meme ...
01) [x] You own tools that you use regularly
02) [x] You carry a wallet
03) [x] You prefer movies or shows where there is more action than romance
04) [x] You spit on the ground when not in a building.
05) [x] You scratch where it itches when it itches
06) [x] Your idea of good footwear is boots or tough tennis.
07) [x] Your wardrobe only changes if you gain weight or the clothes fall apart.
08) [x] You don't count calories when eating.
09) [x] You have deodorant strong enough to make you socially acceptable but not strong enough to make you smell like it.
10) [x] You tend to wipe your hands on your clothes instead of a napkin.
Total So Far: 10
Do you love:
11) [x] Video games
12) [x] Working on mechanical items. (if i know how without breaking it)
13) [x] Building things.
14) [ ] Working out on gym machines
15) [x] Getting in and out of stores as quickly as possible.
16) [ ] Football
17) [x] Baseball
18) [x] Wrestling
19) [x] Boxing
20) [x] Hunting and/or fishing
Total So Far: 18
Do you shop at:
21) [x] Home Depot
22) [x] Lowe's
23) [x] Big and Tall men's stores
24) [x] Hunting and Fishing supply shops
25) [x] Auto supply stores or other mechanic shops
26) [x] Hobby shops
27) [x] Comic book stores
28) [x] Sports supply stores
29) [x] Video game stores
30) [x] Electronic supply stores
Total So Far: 28
Do you say:
31) [x] Son
32) [x] I can fix it.
33) [x] Man-up
34) [x] When I was your age - followed by how far you had to walk and in what weather conditions.
35) [x] Don't be a wuss.
36) [x] It's just a scratch
37) [x] Take it like a man.
38) [x] That's not how you do it.
39) [x] (Shit)
40) [x] Here's your (insert profanity and what the person just said).
Total So Far: 38
Do you read:
41) [x] Field and Stream.
42) [ ] Bear Magazine
43) [x] Playboy
44) [x] Sports Illustrated
45) [ ] Pro Football Weekly
46) [x] Comic books
47) [x] Men's Health
48) [ ] Men's Fitness
49) [ ] Men's Journal
50) [ ] Private Media Group, Inc.
Total: 43
Multiply your total by 2 and then you have your percent: 86%
Oh yeah. I'm a stud muffin.
Stay frosty.
yoruzuttoThe manly meme ...
01) [x] You own tools that you use regularly
02) [x] You carry a wallet
03) [x] You prefer movies or shows where there is more action than romance
04) [x] You spit on the ground when not in a building.
05) [x] You scratch where it itches when it itches
06) [x] Your idea of good footwear is boots or tough tennis.
07) [x] Your wardrobe only changes if you gain weight or the clothes fall apart.
08) [x] You don't count calories when eating.
09) [x] You have deodorant strong enough to make you socially acceptable but not strong enough to make you smell like it.
10) [x] You tend to wipe your hands on your clothes instead of a napkin.
Total So Far: 10
Do you love:
11) [x] Video games
12) [x] Working on mechanical items. (if i know how without breaking it)
13) [x] Building things.
14) [ ] Working out on gym machines
15) [x] Getting in and out of stores as quickly as possible.
16) [ ] Football
17) [x] Baseball
18) [x] Wrestling
19) [x] Boxing
20) [x] Hunting and/or fishing
Total So Far: 18
Do you shop at:
21) [x] Home Depot
22) [x] Lowe's
23) [x] Big and Tall men's stores
24) [x] Hunting and Fishing supply shops
25) [x] Auto supply stores or other mechanic shops
26) [x] Hobby shops
27) [x] Comic book stores
28) [x] Sports supply stores
29) [x] Video game stores
30) [x] Electronic supply stores
Total So Far: 28
Do you say:
31) [x] Son
32) [x] I can fix it.
33) [x] Man-up
34) [x] When I was your age - followed by how far you had to walk and in what weather conditions.
35) [x] Don't be a wuss.
36) [x] It's just a scratch
37) [x] Take it like a man.
38) [x] That's not how you do it.
39) [x] (Shit)
40) [x] Here's your (insert profanity and what the person just said).
Total So Far: 38
Do you read:
41) [x] Field and Stream.
42) [ ] Bear Magazine
43) [x] Playboy
44) [x] Sports Illustrated
45) [ ] Pro Football Weekly
46) [x] Comic books
47) [x] Men's Health
48) [ ] Men's Fitness
49) [ ] Men's Journal
50) [ ] Private Media Group, Inc.
Total: 43
Multiply your total by 2 and then you have your percent: 86%
Oh yeah. I'm a stud muffin.
Stay frosty.
I got a B in life.
Posted 15 years agototally jacked from yoruzutto
[x] You have a boyfriend/girlfriend.
[x] You have your own room.
[x] You own a cell phone.
[x] You have an mp3 player/ipod/discman.
[ ] Your parents are still married.
[x] You love your family
[x] There is a pool/spa in your backyard.
T 0 T A L: 6
[x] You dress the way you want to.
[x] You hang out with friends more than once a week.
[x] There is a computer/ laptop in your room.
[x] You have never been beaten up
[x] You are allowed to listen to the music you want to.
[x] Your room is big enough for you
[x] People don't use you for something you have.
[x] You have been to the movies.
T 0 T A L: 14
[ ] You have over 500 friends on facebook
[x] You have pictures on facebook
[x] Your parents let you have a facebook
[x] You get allowance/loan.
[x] You collect something normal.
[ ] You look forward to going to college. (Already been and done.)
[ ] You don't wish you were someone else.
[ ] You play a sport.
[x] You want to do something after school/college
T 0 T A L: 19
[x] You own a car/truck.
[x] You usually don't fight with your parent(s). (only my mom)
[ ] You have never got a failing grade on a report card in your life
[x] You have friends.
[ ] You've never had a detention
T O T A L: 22
[ ] You know what is going on in the world.
[x] You are happy with your life
[x] You usually aren't sick.
[ ] You know more than one language.
[x] You have a screen name.
[x] You own a pet.
[x] You know the words to more than 5 songs.
[x] You don't have any enemies
T O T A L: 28
multiply by 3 = 84
101%+: A+
90-100%: A
80-89%: B
70-79%: C
60-69%: D
00-59%: F
repost saying "I got a (your score) in life".
yoruzutto[x] You have a boyfriend/girlfriend.
[x] You have your own room.
[x] You own a cell phone.
[x] You have an mp3 player/ipod/discman.
[ ] Your parents are still married.
[x] You love your family
[x] There is a pool/spa in your backyard.
T 0 T A L: 6
[x] You dress the way you want to.
[x] You hang out with friends more than once a week.
[x] There is a computer/ laptop in your room.
[x] You have never been beaten up
[x] You are allowed to listen to the music you want to.
[x] Your room is big enough for you
[x] People don't use you for something you have.
[x] You have been to the movies.
T 0 T A L: 14
[ ] You have over 500 friends on facebook
[x] You have pictures on facebook
[x] Your parents let you have a facebook
[x] You get allowance/loan.
[x] You collect something normal.
[ ] You look forward to going to college. (Already been and done.)
[ ] You don't wish you were someone else.
[ ] You play a sport.
[x] You want to do something after school/college
T 0 T A L: 19
[x] You own a car/truck.
[x] You usually don't fight with your parent(s). (only my mom)
[ ] You have never got a failing grade on a report card in your life
[x] You have friends.
[ ] You've never had a detention
T O T A L: 22
[ ] You know what is going on in the world.
[x] You are happy with your life
[x] You usually aren't sick.
[ ] You know more than one language.
[x] You have a screen name.
[x] You own a pet.
[x] You know the words to more than 5 songs.
[x] You don't have any enemies
T O T A L: 28
multiply by 3 = 84
101%+: A+
90-100%: A
80-89%: B
70-79%: C
60-69%: D
00-59%: F
repost saying "I got a (your score) in life".
Get to know me meme
Posted 15 years agoStolen from Warwind 
warwind
001. Real name - Oran
002. Nickname(s) - Hulon, OT, 'Hey you'
003. Zodiac sign - Virgo
004. Male or female - Male
005. Elementary - Class clown
006. Middle School - Comfort over appearance.
007. High School - Didn;t give a fuck
008. Hair color - Dark brown
009. Long or short - Shaved bald
010. Loud or Quiet - quiet
011. Sweats or Jeans - Jeans
012. Phone or Camera - Phone
013. Health freak - Tubby
014. Drink or Smoke? - Drink occasionally
015. Do you have a crush on someone? - Christina Hendricks aka Boobzilla
016. Eat or Drink - Eat nachos
017. Piercings - Never again
018. Tattoos - Hell no.
HAVE YOU EVER?
019. Been in an airplane - Yeah
020. Been in a relationship - Yeah, currently
021. Been in a car accident - Yeah, repeatedly
022. Been in a fist fight - Yeah, drunken brawling is fun
FIRSTS:
023. First piercing - Tongue
024. First best friend - Jody
025. First award - MS Readathon
026. First crush - Stephanie T.
028. First big vacation - Galveston
029. Last person you talked to - my gf
030. Last person you IMed - Sadie
031. Last person you watched a movie with - my gf
032. Last food you ate - Freebirds fully loaded steak burrito
033. Last movie you watched - Gran Torino
034. Last song you listened to - Guns 'n Roses - Paradise City
035. Last thing you bought - pot brownie (made IN a pot, not with pot in it ><;)
036. Last person you hugged - mom
FAVES:
037. Food - Bacon.
038. Drinks - Jarritos brand Mandarina flavored mexican soda
039. Clothing - T-shirts I made in Printmaking class with cool shit on them
040. Books - currently readying the Sword of Truth series, favorite book of all time has to be R.L. Stevenson's Treasure Island
041. Music - Very eclectic, but mostly metal, 80's rock, country and R&B
042. Flowers - Indian Paintbrush
043. Colors - Turquoise
044. Movies - Back to the Future trilogy
045. Positions - paizuri ftw
046. Subjects - art, video games
IN 2009 I....
047. [ ] Kissed in the snow. (It's a dream of mine you know, but unfortunately I still haven't experienced it... :cries: )
048. [x] Celebrated Halloween
049. [ ] Had your heart broken
050. [ ] Went over the minutes on your cell phone
051. [x] Someone questioned your sexual orientation
052. [ ] Came out of the closet ( i guess....)
053. [ ] Gotten pregnant
054. [ ] Had an abortion
055. [x] Done something you've regretted
056. [x] Broke a promise
057. [x] Hid a secret
058. [x] Pretended to be happy
059. [ ] Met someone who changed your life
060. [x] Pretended to be sick.
061. [ ] Left the country
062. [x] Tried something you normally wouldn't try and liked it
063. [ ] Traveled to high mountains
064. [ ] Ran a lot on the beach
065. [ ] I live on a beach
066. [ ] Stayed single a whole year.
CURRENTLY:
067. Eating - Nothing
068. Drinking - ice water
069. I'm about to do - play Oblivion (just got the Shivering Isles expansion, whoo!)
070. Listening to - Ozzy Osbourne - Suicide Solution
071. Plans for today→- Oblivion, playing with kittens, grocery shopping, sleep
072. Waiting for - the day i go back to culinary school ><
YOUR FUTURE:
073. Want kids? - eventually
074. Want to get married? - eh
075. Careers in mind - leet chef
OR OR:
076. Lips or eyes→- eyes
077. Shorter or taller? -→ shorter
078. Romantic or spontaneous - Spontaneous
079. Nice stomach or nice arms - stomach
080. Sensitive or loud - sensetive
081. Hook-up or relationship - relationship
082. Trouble-maker or hesitant - trouble maker
HAVE YOU EVER:
083. Lost glasses/contacts - Glasses
084. Ran away from home→- nope
086. Killed somebody - Not yet, contemplating it every day... mwahahaha
087. Broken someone's heart - nope
088. Been arrested - yup
089. Cried when someone died - Yes
DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
090. Yourself - eh
091. Miracles - eh
092. Love at first sight - eh
093. Heaven - eh
094. Santa Claus - eh
095. Sex on the first date - nah
096. Kiss on the first date - mebbe
ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:
097. Is there one person you want to be with right now? - yup
098. Are you seriously happy with where you are in life? - not really
099. Do you believe in God - more eh
100. Will you tag 20 people - Would, but I'm just too damn lazy
warwind001. Real name - Oran
002. Nickname(s) - Hulon, OT, 'Hey you'
003. Zodiac sign - Virgo
004. Male or female - Male
005. Elementary - Class clown
006. Middle School - Comfort over appearance.
007. High School - Didn;t give a fuck
008. Hair color - Dark brown
009. Long or short - Shaved bald
010. Loud or Quiet - quiet
011. Sweats or Jeans - Jeans
012. Phone or Camera - Phone
013. Health freak - Tubby
014. Drink or Smoke? - Drink occasionally
015. Do you have a crush on someone? - Christina Hendricks aka Boobzilla
016. Eat or Drink - Eat nachos
017. Piercings - Never again
018. Tattoos - Hell no.
HAVE YOU EVER?
019. Been in an airplane - Yeah
020. Been in a relationship - Yeah, currently
021. Been in a car accident - Yeah, repeatedly
022. Been in a fist fight - Yeah, drunken brawling is fun
FIRSTS:
023. First piercing - Tongue
024. First best friend - Jody
025. First award - MS Readathon
026. First crush - Stephanie T.
028. First big vacation - Galveston
029. Last person you talked to - my gf
030. Last person you IMed - Sadie
031. Last person you watched a movie with - my gf
032. Last food you ate - Freebirds fully loaded steak burrito
033. Last movie you watched - Gran Torino
034. Last song you listened to - Guns 'n Roses - Paradise City
035. Last thing you bought - pot brownie (made IN a pot, not with pot in it ><;)
036. Last person you hugged - mom
FAVES:
037. Food - Bacon.
038. Drinks - Jarritos brand Mandarina flavored mexican soda
039. Clothing - T-shirts I made in Printmaking class with cool shit on them
040. Books - currently readying the Sword of Truth series, favorite book of all time has to be R.L. Stevenson's Treasure Island
041. Music - Very eclectic, but mostly metal, 80's rock, country and R&B
042. Flowers - Indian Paintbrush
043. Colors - Turquoise
044. Movies - Back to the Future trilogy
045. Positions - paizuri ftw
046. Subjects - art, video games
IN 2009 I....
047. [ ] Kissed in the snow. (It's a dream of mine you know, but unfortunately I still haven't experienced it... :cries: )
048. [x] Celebrated Halloween
049. [ ] Had your heart broken
050. [ ] Went over the minutes on your cell phone
051. [x] Someone questioned your sexual orientation
052. [ ] Came out of the closet ( i guess....)
053. [ ] Gotten pregnant
054. [ ] Had an abortion
055. [x] Done something you've regretted
056. [x] Broke a promise
057. [x] Hid a secret
058. [x] Pretended to be happy
059. [ ] Met someone who changed your life
060. [x] Pretended to be sick.
061. [ ] Left the country
062. [x] Tried something you normally wouldn't try and liked it
063. [ ] Traveled to high mountains
064. [ ] Ran a lot on the beach
065. [ ] I live on a beach
066. [ ] Stayed single a whole year.
CURRENTLY:
067. Eating - Nothing
068. Drinking - ice water
069. I'm about to do - play Oblivion (just got the Shivering Isles expansion, whoo!)
070. Listening to - Ozzy Osbourne - Suicide Solution
071. Plans for today→- Oblivion, playing with kittens, grocery shopping, sleep
072. Waiting for - the day i go back to culinary school ><
YOUR FUTURE:
073. Want kids? - eventually
074. Want to get married? - eh
075. Careers in mind - leet chef
OR OR:
076. Lips or eyes→- eyes
077. Shorter or taller? -→ shorter
078. Romantic or spontaneous - Spontaneous
079. Nice stomach or nice arms - stomach
080. Sensitive or loud - sensetive
081. Hook-up or relationship - relationship
082. Trouble-maker or hesitant - trouble maker
HAVE YOU EVER:
083. Lost glasses/contacts - Glasses
084. Ran away from home→- nope
086. Killed somebody - Not yet, contemplating it every day... mwahahaha
087. Broken someone's heart - nope
088. Been arrested - yup
089. Cried when someone died - Yes
DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
090. Yourself - eh
091. Miracles - eh
092. Love at first sight - eh
093. Heaven - eh
094. Santa Claus - eh
095. Sex on the first date - nah
096. Kiss on the first date - mebbe
ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:
097. Is there one person you want to be with right now? - yup
098. Are you seriously happy with where you are in life? - not really
099. Do you believe in God - more eh
100. Will you tag 20 people - Would, but I'm just too damn lazy
Phew...
Posted 16 years agoMade rent, didn't have to sell my X-Box or whore myself out to all the women in my apartment complex, so I guess it all turned out ok.
Hooray for school-issued cost of living stipends!
Hooray for school-issued cost of living stipends!
more dragon eggs for the hatchings
Posted 17 years agoI grabbed another one, please help it hatch!
http://dragcave.net/view/IjS4
Click here to get your own!
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Dragon omelette
Posted 17 years agoI has a dragon egg. Still not sure why. Clicky to help me hatch it, pl0x.
http://dragcave.net/view/TLlo
http://dragcave.net/view/T2qy
http://dragcave.net/view/TLlo
http://dragcave.net/view/T2qy
OC tiem iz nao plz kthxbai
Posted 17 years agoLooking to OC. Any takers? I'll even host. msg me on msn if interested.
Calling all Maplers!
Posted 18 years agoYo, any of you guys play MapleStory? If not, you should. It's free and highly addictive. I'e got at least one character on every server, but I play the majority of the time on Bera. If ya play, just drop me a note and lemme know your screen name. Free Tobis to the tenth person!
1000 pageviews come and gone...
Posted 18 years agoAh well. Guess nobody wanted the painting. Next one is kiriban 1234. when it hits, the first person to send me a screenshot'd pic of the 1234th pageview gets a free single-character acrylic painting. Hopefully someone will notice this time ;-;
ABC Meme
Posted 18 years ago[A] - Available?
Yup.
[B] - birthday?
September 12th
[C] - crushing?
This girl that had a show in the student gallery... her name is Lily :3
[D] - drink you had last ?
Sprite
[E] - easiest person to talk to?
J
[F] - fav. colors?
Turquoise
[G] - gummy bears or gummy worms?
WORMS! I am a feesh ><((('>
[H] - hometown?
Lone Star, Texas. Perfect for an armadillo.
[I] - ill?
Does narcolepsy count?
[J] - juggle?
Jiggle, yes. Juggle, no.
[K] - killed someone?
Contemplating....
[L] - longest car ride?
Dallas to Miami. My ass was numb for weeks.
[M] - milkshake flavor?
Peanut butter.
[N] -number of sibilings?
Best said by ReDaDillo.
"One, and you can keep him."
[O] - one wish?
To have my own restuarant/club in Austin.
[P] - person you called last?
My ex/good friend.
[Q] - queer?
Not quite. Not in a sexual way, anyway.
[R] - reasons to smile?
Two big ones. BOOBIES :D
[S] - song you last heard?
Metallica - Whiskey in the Jar
[T] - time you woke up this morning?
9:30am
[U] - underwear?
Commando at the moment.
[V] - vegetarian?
Carnivore.
[W] - worst habit?
Annoying.
[X] - xrays you had?
You name it, it's been xrayed.
[Y] - your number of friends on myspace?
...maispaiz?
[Z] - zodiac sign?
Virgo, Rooster
Yup.
[B] - birthday?
September 12th
[C] - crushing?
This girl that had a show in the student gallery... her name is Lily :3
[D] - drink you had last ?
Sprite
[E] - easiest person to talk to?
J
[F] - fav. colors?
Turquoise
[G] - gummy bears or gummy worms?
WORMS! I am a feesh ><((('>
[H] - hometown?
Lone Star, Texas. Perfect for an armadillo.
[I] - ill?
Does narcolepsy count?
[J] - juggle?
Jiggle, yes. Juggle, no.
[K] - killed someone?
Contemplating....
[L] - longest car ride?
Dallas to Miami. My ass was numb for weeks.
[M] - milkshake flavor?
Peanut butter.
[N] -number of sibilings?
Best said by ReDaDillo.
"One, and you can keep him."
[O] - one wish?
To have my own restuarant/club in Austin.
[P] - person you called last?
My ex/good friend.
[Q] - queer?
Not quite. Not in a sexual way, anyway.
[R] - reasons to smile?
Two big ones. BOOBIES :D
[S] - song you last heard?
Metallica - Whiskey in the Jar
[T] - time you woke up this morning?
9:30am
[U] - underwear?
Commando at the moment.
[V] - vegetarian?
Carnivore.
[W] - worst habit?
Annoying.
[X] - xrays you had?
You name it, it's been xrayed.
[Y] - your number of friends on myspace?
...maispaiz?
[Z] - zodiac sign?
Virgo, Rooster
I cost $3665 a night
Posted 18 years agoStolen from 
kuro-kai
Natural Hair Color: Eye Color:
[x] Brown - $100 [] Brown - $1
[] Blonde - $50 [] Green - $75
[] Black - $15 [X] Blue $50
[] Bald - $5 [] Hazel $100
[] Other-$75 [x] Other - $15
Height: Age:
[] Over 7' - $200 [] 31 to 40 - $100
[] 6'8" to 7' - $175 [x] 26 to 30 - $75
[] 6'0" to 6'7" - $150 [] 21 to 25 - $50
[x] 5'5" to 5'11" - $75 [] 19 to 20 - $25
[]4'9" to 5'4" - $45 [] 0 to 18 - $100
[] Under 4'9 - $45
Birth Order: Drink?
[] Twins or more than twins - $300 [] No - $400
[x]First Born - $300 [] Only Holidays - $250
[] Only Child - $250 [] Sometimes - $215
[] second born - $150 [x] YES - $200
[] Middle child-$100 [x] Only weekends - $350
[] Last Born - $100 [] Every other day - $50
[] third born - $100 [] Once a day - $15
[] fourth born - $100 [] I live from the bottle - Bankrupt$
[] fifth born - $100
Vision?
[] perfect vision -$300
[] need or have glasses/contacts but dont wear them - $200
[] No correction $100
[x] Glasses $50
[] contacts $25
[] Surgical correction - $1
Car(s) Color Shoe Size:
[] Pink - $2,000 [] 13+ - $300
[] Maroon - $800 []12.5 to 13 - $250
[] Gold - $700 [x] 11 to 12 - $700
[] Gray - $600 [] 7 to 10 - $500
[] Blue - $900 [] Under 7- $550
[] Obsdian - $800
[] White - $475 Favorite Color:
[] Black - $450 [x] Green-$750
[] Red - $400 [] Red - $600
[] Green- $350 [] Black - $100
[] Silver $300 [] Yellow -$475
[] Purple- $250 [] Brown - $50
[] Metallic - $200 [] Purple - $225
[] Yellow - $100 [] White - $400
[] Primer - $75 [] Aqua - $350
[] Tan- $20 [] Orange - $300
[] Rusted - $15 [] Blue - $300
[x] No Car - $0 [] Pink - $100
[] Other - $ 50
Did you use a calculator to add it all up?
[] Yes - $0
[x]no- $1000
[] on some - $550
I Cost $3665.00 A Night!
REPOST WITH TITLE:
"I cost $____ a night "
kuro-kaiNatural Hair Color: Eye Color:
[x] Brown - $100 [] Brown - $1
[] Blonde - $50 [] Green - $75
[] Black - $15 [X] Blue $50
[] Bald - $5 [] Hazel $100
[] Other-$75 [x] Other - $15
Height: Age:
[] Over 7' - $200 [] 31 to 40 - $100
[] 6'8" to 7' - $175 [x] 26 to 30 - $75
[] 6'0" to 6'7" - $150 [] 21 to 25 - $50
[x] 5'5" to 5'11" - $75 [] 19 to 20 - $25
[]4'9" to 5'4" - $45 [] 0 to 18 - $100
[] Under 4'9 - $45
Birth Order: Drink?
[] Twins or more than twins - $300 [] No - $400
[x]First Born - $300 [] Only Holidays - $250
[] Only Child - $250 [] Sometimes - $215
[] second born - $150 [x] YES - $200
[] Middle child-$100 [x] Only weekends - $350
[] Last Born - $100 [] Every other day - $50
[] third born - $100 [] Once a day - $15
[] fourth born - $100 [] I live from the bottle - Bankrupt$
[] fifth born - $100
Vision?
[] perfect vision -$300
[] need or have glasses/contacts but dont wear them - $200
[] No correction $100
[x] Glasses $50
[] contacts $25
[] Surgical correction - $1
Car(s) Color Shoe Size:
[] Pink - $2,000 [] 13+ - $300
[] Maroon - $800 []12.5 to 13 - $250
[] Gold - $700 [x] 11 to 12 - $700
[] Gray - $600 [] 7 to 10 - $500
[] Blue - $900 [] Under 7- $550
[] Obsdian - $800
[] White - $475 Favorite Color:
[] Black - $450 [x] Green-$750
[] Red - $400 [] Red - $600
[] Green- $350 [] Black - $100
[] Silver $300 [] Yellow -$475
[] Purple- $250 [] Brown - $50
[] Metallic - $200 [] Purple - $225
[] Yellow - $100 [] White - $400
[] Primer - $75 [] Aqua - $350
[] Tan- $20 [] Orange - $300
[] Rusted - $15 [] Blue - $300
[x] No Car - $0 [] Pink - $100
[] Other - $ 50
Did you use a calculator to add it all up?
[] Yes - $0
[x]no- $1000
[] on some - $550
I Cost $3665.00 A Night!
REPOST WITH TITLE:
"I cost $____ a night "
Video Game Meme pt.2
Posted 18 years agoStolen from 
Kandlin ^^;
1) What was your FIRST video game console?:
Atari. I loved Space Invaders, still do.
2) Name a few games you played on said console:
Space Invaders, Rad Racer, Pac-Man
3) Excluding handhelds, how many VG consoles do you own presently:
6; 2 NES's, SNES, N64, PS1, PS2
4) Were you a Street Fighter nut? Any character in particular?:
Nope. Blanka was my favorite, tho
5) If you think Capcom is a FUCKING awesome company with kickass character designs, I would like to hear a "hell yes" followed by a Capcom character you love.
Hell yes, Katt from Breath of Fire 2
6) Here's the scenario.. You had some friends over and you all ate FRIED CHICKEN! After the meal you all decide to play some video games. As your friend reaches for a controller you notice his/her hands are very "greasy." Are you the type that would insist they wash their hands before pawing the controller, or is it no big deal?:
They will lose a finger if they touch ANY of my stuff with greasy hands.
7) What's your favorite RPG/Action RPG?:
Final Fantasy 6/Breath of Fire 2
8) Do you prefer 2D games or 3D games?
2D
9) Are you an SNK fan?
Not really.
9) Are you good at DDR?:
Hell no.
10) Who wants to kick that dog's ass from Duck Hunt?:
ME! ME! MEEEEEE! *waves arms while jumping up and down*
11) Have you skipped out on important events in life because of video games?
Ummm, does high school count?
12) Do you listen to video game music?
Yup.
13) Have you ever cosplayed a VG character..?
Yup. Every Halloween for 6 years straight I went as Mario.
14) Have you ever been in an arcade playing a fighting game, KICKING ASS, and then some 6 year old asian kid comes in and OWNS YOU??:
No, it was a little blonde girl with pigtails.
15) Name three games you would love to see remakes of if it was done properly:
FF7, FF6, Breath of Fire 2
16) Mario or Sonic?
MARIO. I love that fat Italian bastard.
17) When a movie shows up in the theaters, let's use SpiderMan as an example, are you likely to buy the GAME version?:
Nope, the games usually suck.
18) What is your LEAST favorite genre of video games? (ex. fighting, sports, shooters, etc.):
Sports
19) Is there a game out there that you feel was unique and didn't get enough love:
Rygar
20) Have you ever verbally abused a game because you couldn't beat one of the levels and/or bosses?
Yup. GTA pisses me off on a regular basis.
21) Do you own any VG apparel?
Yup. I made myself a baseball tee with the Koopa Troop symbol on it.
22) What are your thoughts on the live-action Super Mario Bros movie?
I don;t care what anyone else says, I thought it rocked.
23) On that note, what did you think about the live-action Street Fighter movie?
Cammy was hawt. 'Nuff said.
24) Who hottest out of these three KOF chicks IYHO? Shermie, Leona, or Mai Shiranui. awww, no blue mary?
Mai. Jiggly.
25) Do you say "old-school" a lot when you're having a VG conversation with others?
Yup.
26) Have you ever lent someone a game and they returned it to you damaged?
Loan out my games? Are you out of your friggin mind?!
27) Do you own any imported games?
Nope.
28) Are you ready for this meme to be over, or could you keep going:
I'm the Energizer bunny, baby.
29) In this scenario, let's pretend you're going to get a video game tattoo! What would you get and where? This can be simple or elaborate:
The Koopa Troop symbol on my left upper arm, the Triforce on the back of my neck, and the 1Up mushroom on my inner thigh near my crotch.
30) Have you ever cried after you beat a game? If so why?
Nope. Only time I'ver ever cried during a video game was the first time I played through the Opera House scenario in FF6.
Kandlin ^^;1) What was your FIRST video game console?:
Atari. I loved Space Invaders, still do.
2) Name a few games you played on said console:
Space Invaders, Rad Racer, Pac-Man
3) Excluding handhelds, how many VG consoles do you own presently:
6; 2 NES's, SNES, N64, PS1, PS2
4) Were you a Street Fighter nut? Any character in particular?:
Nope. Blanka was my favorite, tho
5) If you think Capcom is a FUCKING awesome company with kickass character designs, I would like to hear a "hell yes" followed by a Capcom character you love.
Hell yes, Katt from Breath of Fire 2
6) Here's the scenario.. You had some friends over and you all ate FRIED CHICKEN! After the meal you all decide to play some video games. As your friend reaches for a controller you notice his/her hands are very "greasy." Are you the type that would insist they wash their hands before pawing the controller, or is it no big deal?:
They will lose a finger if they touch ANY of my stuff with greasy hands.
7) What's your favorite RPG/Action RPG?:
Final Fantasy 6/Breath of Fire 2
8) Do you prefer 2D games or 3D games?
2D
9) Are you an SNK fan?
Not really.
9) Are you good at DDR?:
Hell no.
10) Who wants to kick that dog's ass from Duck Hunt?:
ME! ME! MEEEEEE! *waves arms while jumping up and down*
11) Have you skipped out on important events in life because of video games?
Ummm, does high school count?
12) Do you listen to video game music?
Yup.
13) Have you ever cosplayed a VG character..?
Yup. Every Halloween for 6 years straight I went as Mario.
14) Have you ever been in an arcade playing a fighting game, KICKING ASS, and then some 6 year old asian kid comes in and OWNS YOU??:
No, it was a little blonde girl with pigtails.
15) Name three games you would love to see remakes of if it was done properly:
FF7, FF6, Breath of Fire 2
16) Mario or Sonic?
MARIO. I love that fat Italian bastard.
17) When a movie shows up in the theaters, let's use SpiderMan as an example, are you likely to buy the GAME version?:
Nope, the games usually suck.
18) What is your LEAST favorite genre of video games? (ex. fighting, sports, shooters, etc.):
Sports
19) Is there a game out there that you feel was unique and didn't get enough love:
Rygar
20) Have you ever verbally abused a game because you couldn't beat one of the levels and/or bosses?
Yup. GTA pisses me off on a regular basis.
21) Do you own any VG apparel?
Yup. I made myself a baseball tee with the Koopa Troop symbol on it.
22) What are your thoughts on the live-action Super Mario Bros movie?
I don;t care what anyone else says, I thought it rocked.
23) On that note, what did you think about the live-action Street Fighter movie?
Cammy was hawt. 'Nuff said.
24) Who hottest out of these three KOF chicks IYHO? Shermie, Leona, or Mai Shiranui. awww, no blue mary?
Mai. Jiggly.
25) Do you say "old-school" a lot when you're having a VG conversation with others?
Yup.
26) Have you ever lent someone a game and they returned it to you damaged?
Loan out my games? Are you out of your friggin mind?!
27) Do you own any imported games?
Nope.
28) Are you ready for this meme to be over, or could you keep going:
I'm the Energizer bunny, baby.
29) In this scenario, let's pretend you're going to get a video game tattoo! What would you get and where? This can be simple or elaborate:
The Koopa Troop symbol on my left upper arm, the Triforce on the back of my neck, and the 1Up mushroom on my inner thigh near my crotch.
30) Have you ever cried after you beat a game? If so why?
Nope. Only time I'ver ever cried during a video game was the first time I played through the Opera House scenario in FF6.
Video Game Meme
Posted 18 years agoStolen from Froyst :x
NINTENDO:
[x] You respect Mario.
[x] You know who Shigeru Miyamoto is.
[x] You believe the DS is superior to the PSP.
[x] You hate Sonic for being a cool whore, as well as SEGA fanboys.
[x] You love cartridges over CDs.
[ ] You feel sick whenever someone mentions "CD-i Phillips".
[x] You still like Pokemon...even a teeny tiny bit.
Score - 6
SEGA:
[ ] You respect Sonic.
[ ] You know who Yuji Naka is.
[ ] You weep for the Dreamcast.
[ ] You dream for Shenmue 3
[ ] You hate Mario for being so lame and fat, as well as Nintendo fanboys.
[ ] You love harlequin clothes for reminding you of NiGHTS.
[ ] You love the Virtua Fighter series.
Score - 0
XBOX/MICROSOFT:
[ ] You love HALO.
[ ] You bought at least one multi-format game on Xbox.
[ ] You know who Blinx is.
[ ] You are proud of your Gamerscore.
[x] You smile at how everyone complains about the PS3 MORE than they did at the 360.
[x] You find such a thing as having a full memory store to be inconceivable.
[ ] You have been on Xbox Live.
Score - 2
PLAYSTATION/SONY:
[ ] You have a PS3. (pbthlb)
[x] You believe the PS2 has the greatest game library ever.
[x] You believe the PSP is superior to the DS.
[x] You hate the Xbox and the 360.
[ ] You bought the PS3 as soon as it was out.
[ ] You know who Ken Kutarugi is.
[ ] You consider Resistance: Fall of Man superior to Gears of War.
Score - 3
RETRO:
[x] You know what an Atari console looks like.
[x] You played Space Invaders, Pong and/or Pacman.
[x] If you are British, you know what a ZX Spectrum is. If you are American, you know what a Commodore 64 is.
[x] You wish you didn't know of E.T the game.
[x] You love point-and-click games.
[x] You emulate.
[x] You despise anyone who can't respect the old skool.
Score - 7
SHOOT-EM-UP GAMER:
[x] You played Time Crisis and/or Virtua Cop.
[ ] You consider HALO inferior to Goldeneye 007.
[x] You consider Goldeneye 007 inferior to HALO.
[x] You snort in disgust at the idea Columbine was caused by playing too much DOOM.
[ ] You have played Counter Strike and fragged merrily.
[x] You know why everyone hates medics yet you've never been in the army.
[x] You've done Grand Theft Auto and yet never been in jail.
Score - 5
RPG GAMER:
[x] You love at least one Final Fantasy game.
[x] You cried at least once during any RPG game.
[x] You named at least one videogame character after yourself.
[x] You equate videogame music of RPGs to the artistic level of Wagner or Beethoven.
[x] You know that even the most effeminate villain can become badass with a brilliant theme song.
[ ] You believe that your heart is the most powerful weapon.
[x] You've dreamed of having an RPG adventure with your friends/family, level upgrades et al.
Score - 6
BEAT-EM-UP GAMER:
[x] You do a Hadoken.
[x] You know at least one Fatality.
[x] You mash buttons like Chun Li kicks.
[x] You have calluses on your thumbs.
[x] You've injured yourself mimicking at least one move from a game.
[x] You know kung fu.
[x] You know of, or play, M.U.G.E.N.
Score - 7
IMPORT GAMER
[ ] You know more titles of games in Japanese than others do. Naruto Shippuden Saikyu Ninja Daikeshuu 5 KESEN!!! AKATSUKI!!!
[ ] The Dreamcast is still alive to you.
[ ] You despise the NTSC/PAL divide. FREAKING CERO MADE IT SO LEON DOESN'T SCREAM WHEN HIS HEAD GETS CHOPPED OF IN BIOHAZARD 4!!!!!!!!!
[ ] Money is no object to you. I import a japanese game nearly every month. X___X
[x] Customs can go to hell.
[ ] You pity the average continent-bound gamer.
[x] You praise emulator hackers.
Score - 2
Only 38? I must really suck ;-;
NINTENDO:
[x] You respect Mario.
[x] You know who Shigeru Miyamoto is.
[x] You believe the DS is superior to the PSP.
[x] You hate Sonic for being a cool whore, as well as SEGA fanboys.
[x] You love cartridges over CDs.
[ ] You feel sick whenever someone mentions "CD-i Phillips".
[x] You still like Pokemon...even a teeny tiny bit.
Score - 6
SEGA:
[ ] You respect Sonic.
[ ] You know who Yuji Naka is.
[ ] You weep for the Dreamcast.
[ ] You dream for Shenmue 3
[ ] You hate Mario for being so lame and fat, as well as Nintendo fanboys.
[ ] You love harlequin clothes for reminding you of NiGHTS.
[ ] You love the Virtua Fighter series.
Score - 0
XBOX/MICROSOFT:
[ ] You love HALO.
[ ] You bought at least one multi-format game on Xbox.
[ ] You know who Blinx is.
[ ] You are proud of your Gamerscore.
[x] You smile at how everyone complains about the PS3 MORE than they did at the 360.
[x] You find such a thing as having a full memory store to be inconceivable.
[ ] You have been on Xbox Live.
Score - 2
PLAYSTATION/SONY:
[ ] You have a PS3. (pbthlb)
[x] You believe the PS2 has the greatest game library ever.
[x] You believe the PSP is superior to the DS.
[x] You hate the Xbox and the 360.
[ ] You bought the PS3 as soon as it was out.
[ ] You know who Ken Kutarugi is.
[ ] You consider Resistance: Fall of Man superior to Gears of War.
Score - 3
RETRO:
[x] You know what an Atari console looks like.
[x] You played Space Invaders, Pong and/or Pacman.
[x] If you are British, you know what a ZX Spectrum is. If you are American, you know what a Commodore 64 is.
[x] You wish you didn't know of E.T the game.
[x] You love point-and-click games.
[x] You emulate.
[x] You despise anyone who can't respect the old skool.
Score - 7
SHOOT-EM-UP GAMER:
[x] You played Time Crisis and/or Virtua Cop.
[ ] You consider HALO inferior to Goldeneye 007.
[x] You consider Goldeneye 007 inferior to HALO.
[x] You snort in disgust at the idea Columbine was caused by playing too much DOOM.
[ ] You have played Counter Strike and fragged merrily.
[x] You know why everyone hates medics yet you've never been in the army.
[x] You've done Grand Theft Auto and yet never been in jail.
Score - 5
RPG GAMER:
[x] You love at least one Final Fantasy game.
[x] You cried at least once during any RPG game.
[x] You named at least one videogame character after yourself.
[x] You equate videogame music of RPGs to the artistic level of Wagner or Beethoven.
[x] You know that even the most effeminate villain can become badass with a brilliant theme song.
[ ] You believe that your heart is the most powerful weapon.
[x] You've dreamed of having an RPG adventure with your friends/family, level upgrades et al.
Score - 6
BEAT-EM-UP GAMER:
[x] You do a Hadoken.
[x] You know at least one Fatality.
[x] You mash buttons like Chun Li kicks.
[x] You have calluses on your thumbs.
[x] You've injured yourself mimicking at least one move from a game.
[x] You know kung fu.
[x] You know of, or play, M.U.G.E.N.
Score - 7
IMPORT GAMER
[ ] You know more titles of games in Japanese than others do. Naruto Shippuden Saikyu Ninja Daikeshuu 5 KESEN!!! AKATSUKI!!!
[ ] The Dreamcast is still alive to you.
[ ] You despise the NTSC/PAL divide. FREAKING CERO MADE IT SO LEON DOESN'T SCREAM WHEN HIS HEAD GETS CHOPPED OF IN BIOHAZARD 4!!!!!!!!!
[ ] Money is no object to you. I import a japanese game nearly every month. X___X
[x] Customs can go to hell.
[ ] You pity the average continent-bound gamer.
[x] You praise emulator hackers.
Score - 2
Only 38? I must really suck ;-;
OMG IT ARE MAH BIRTHDAY!
Posted 18 years agoFree stuff always welcome :D
My Bar Tab is $1805
Posted 18 years agoThis is real fun to do!
The only catch is that you cant ask the person who posted it anything about it!
Just read the "offense" and if you've done it, you owe that fine.
Keep going until you've read each "offense" and added up your total fine.
Title your response "My Bar Tab is$........"
You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine.
Smoked pot -- $10
Did acid -- $5
Did some X -- $15
Did cocaine -- $20
Did meth -- $25
Ever had sex at church -- $25
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you-- $40
Had sex with someone on MySpace -- $25
Had sex for money -- $100
Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican -- $20
Had sex with members of the same family -- $50
Had sex with 2 different people in the same day -- $50
Vandalized something -- $20
Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10
Beat up someone -- $20
Been jumped -- $10
Crossed dressed -- $10
Given money to stripper -- $25
Been in love with a stripper -- $20
Kissed some one who's name you didn't know --$10
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work-- $15
Ever drive drunk -- $20
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50
Used toys while having sex -- $30
Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $20
Went skinny dipping -- $5
Had sex in a pool -- $20
Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10
Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20
Cheated on your significant other -- $10
Masturbated -- $10
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend --$50
Done oral -- $5
Got oral -- $5
Done / got oral in a car while it was moving-- $25
Stole something -- $10
Had sex with someone in jail -- $100
Spit in someones food --$25
Made a nasty home video -- $15
Had a threesome -- $50
Had sex in the wild -- $20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $25
Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars -- $20
Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20
Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- $25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time -- $50
Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25
Went streaking -- $5
Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15
Been arrested -- $5
Spent time in jail -- $15
Played spin the bottle -- $5
Done something you regret -- $20
Had sex with your best friend -- $20
Had sex with someone you work with at work --$25
Had anal sex -- $80
Lied to your mate -- $5
Lied to your mate about the sex being good --$25
Been raped -- $500
Have raped -- $200
Had sex with some one under 16 -- $300
Had sex with a dog -- $25
Had sex with a horse -- $50
Had sex with a cat -- $75 (extra points $50 if you tied it up so you didn't get scratched)
have you ever has sex in a fursuit -- $100
Have you ever had sex wile your partner where a fursuit -- $100
Been spanked by a lover -- $50
Been wiped by a lover -- $ 100
Been fisted -- $150
If you know what "CBT" stands for -- $250
Used whip cream in bed -- $25
Used handcuffs in bed -- $50
Used a whip or pattal in bed -- $75
Ever imagined the person you where having sex with was some one else -- $100
If you have had a butt plug in for more then an hour -- $75
If you ever used any vacuum cleaner attachments -- $100
Had some one come climb in your bedroom window for sex so your parents would not find out -- $100
Used a blow up doll -- $50
Drove away from a car accident you caused -- $500
Cut your self on purpose -- $100
Cut some one else on purpose -- $150
Pissed on some one $10 Add $10 if they drank it
Been pissed on $15 add $20 if you drank it
Shit on some one $20 add $25 if they ate it
Been shit on $25 add $50 if you ate it
If you have ever been shot -- $300
Dyed your hair -- $10
Dyed your pubes -- $20
If you ever ate your own cum (vaginal fluids for females)-- $20
Smoked wile having sex -- $20
Ate a sandwich wile having sex -- $50
Slapped some one across the face wile fucking them-- $100
If ever shoved a candle up some ones ass and lit it-- $200
Fucked some one wile they where crying-- $300
If you have ever fucked a girl on the rag -- $100
If you ate her out after -- $200
If you have sucked you're own cum out of a guys ass -- $200
If you took this test and where completely honest add -- $500
Didn't use a condom -- $50
Got an STD -- $ 25
Have an STD -- $ 100
Planed to kill some one -- $50
Killed somebody -- $1,000
Add $5 for each tattoo and piercing you have
Add $10 for each scar over an inch long that you have
Tally it up and Title it. "My Bar Tab is $"
The only catch is that you cant ask the person who posted it anything about it!
Just read the "offense" and if you've done it, you owe that fine.
Keep going until you've read each "offense" and added up your total fine.
Title your response "My Bar Tab is$........"
You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine.
Smoked pot -- $10
Did acid -- $5
Did some X -- $15
Did cocaine -- $20
Did meth -- $25
Ever had sex at church -- $25
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you-- $40
Had sex with someone on MySpace -- $25
Had sex for money -- $100
Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican -- $20
Had sex with members of the same family -- $50
Had sex with 2 different people in the same day -- $50
Vandalized something -- $20
Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10
Beat up someone -- $20
Been jumped -- $10
Crossed dressed -- $10
Given money to stripper -- $25
Been in love with a stripper -- $20
Kissed some one who's name you didn't know --$10
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work-- $15
Ever drive drunk -- $20
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50
Used toys while having sex -- $30
Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $20
Went skinny dipping -- $5
Had sex in a pool -- $20
Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10
Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20
Cheated on your significant other -- $10
Masturbated -- $10
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend --$50
Done oral -- $5
Got oral -- $5
Done / got oral in a car while it was moving-- $25
Stole something -- $10
Had sex with someone in jail -- $100
Spit in someones food --$25
Made a nasty home video -- $15
Had a threesome -- $50
Had sex in the wild -- $20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $25
Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars -- $20
Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20
Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- $25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time -- $50
Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25
Went streaking -- $5
Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15
Been arrested -- $5
Spent time in jail -- $15
Played spin the bottle -- $5
Done something you regret -- $20
Had sex with your best friend -- $20
Had sex with someone you work with at work --$25
Had anal sex -- $80
Lied to your mate -- $5
Lied to your mate about the sex being good --$25
Been raped -- $500
Have raped -- $200
Had sex with some one under 16 -- $300
Had sex with a dog -- $25
Had sex with a horse -- $50
Had sex with a cat -- $75 (extra points $50 if you tied it up so you didn't get scratched)
have you ever has sex in a fursuit -- $100
Have you ever had sex wile your partner where a fursuit -- $100
Been spanked by a lover -- $50
Been wiped by a lover -- $ 100
Been fisted -- $150
If you know what "CBT" stands for -- $250
Used whip cream in bed -- $25
Used handcuffs in bed -- $50
Used a whip or pattal in bed -- $75
Ever imagined the person you where having sex with was some one else -- $100
If you have had a butt plug in for more then an hour -- $75
If you ever used any vacuum cleaner attachments -- $100
Had some one come climb in your bedroom window for sex so your parents would not find out -- $100
Used a blow up doll -- $50
Drove away from a car accident you caused -- $500
Cut your self on purpose -- $100
Cut some one else on purpose -- $150
Pissed on some one $10 Add $10 if they drank it
Been pissed on $15 add $20 if you drank it
Shit on some one $20 add $25 if they ate it
Been shit on $25 add $50 if you ate it
If you have ever been shot -- $300
Dyed your hair -- $10
Dyed your pubes -- $20
If you ever ate your own cum (vaginal fluids for females)-- $20
Smoked wile having sex -- $20
Ate a sandwich wile having sex -- $50
Slapped some one across the face wile fucking them-- $100
If ever shoved a candle up some ones ass and lit it-- $200
Fucked some one wile they where crying-- $300
If you have ever fucked a girl on the rag -- $100
If you ate her out after -- $200
If you have sucked you're own cum out of a guys ass -- $200
If you took this test and where completely honest add -- $500
Didn't use a condom -- $50
Got an STD -- $ 25
Have an STD -- $ 100
Planed to kill some one -- $50
Killed somebody -- $1,000
Add $5 for each tattoo and piercing you have
Add $10 for each scar over an inch long that you have
Tally it up and Title it. "My Bar Tab is $"
Preferences List
Posted 18 years agoStolen from my hero, Rancid
I'm assuming this in reference to making/viewing art of each type.
Anal on Males - Pass
Anal on Females - Indeed.
Breasts - YES! Boobies rock.
Breast Expansion - Nah.
Weight Gain - Nah.
Bondage - Not so much, but handcuffs are cool.
Clothing - Sure.
Leather - Hellz yeah.
Stockings - Definitely.
Shoe/Boots - Tall goth boots. Don't care for much else here.
Suit and Tie - Only if it's a chick. Alejandra Coldthorne <3
Muscle, Male - Nope.
Muscle, Female - Nope.
Herm - Yesh :3
Cub - Hell no. Furry pedo is still pedo.
Baby/Diaper - See above.
Transformation - Possibly.
Macro/Micro - Yes, as long as it's female or herm.
Impregnation - No.
Pregnancy - No.
Lactation - Nope.
Vore - Not so much.
Paw/Foot - Keep your stinky feet off me, thanks.
Incest - Nope.
Yuri (F/F) - Mebbe.
Yaoi (M/M) - Hell no.
Hetero (M/F) - Definitely.
Bi - Eh...
Girly Boys - Pass.
Butch Girls - Not really.
Mind Control - Haven't seen any I actually liked.
Rape - Mebbe.
Uniform - Yesh.
Orgy - Possibly.
Subbing/Domming - Not so much.
Biting - As long as there's no blood.
Cheesecake - Yum.
Solo Masturbation - Sure.
Scat - Not no, but HELL NO.
Inflation - No thanks.
Fat/Pudge - Within reason.
Tech - Nah.
Watersports - See scat.
Glasses - YES. Girls with glasses are nummy.
Tentacles - Pass.
Oviposition - Pass again.
Masochism - Pass thrice.
Sadism - Nothing hot about hurting someone.
Multiple body parts - Depends.
Partial Nudity - Is there such a thing?
Gore/guro - No. Blood bad.
Snuff - No. Death bad.
Hyper - Nah.
Zoophilia - Nah.
Electricity/e-stim - Huh?
She-males - As long as they;re with a chick.
Cross-dressing - Mebbe.
Skunk spray - Ew, no.
Oral - Definitely.
Asphyxiation - No.
I'm assuming this in reference to making/viewing art of each type.
Anal on Males - Pass
Anal on Females - Indeed.
Breasts - YES! Boobies rock.
Breast Expansion - Nah.
Weight Gain - Nah.
Bondage - Not so much, but handcuffs are cool.
Clothing - Sure.
Leather - Hellz yeah.
Stockings - Definitely.
Shoe/Boots - Tall goth boots. Don't care for much else here.
Suit and Tie - Only if it's a chick. Alejandra Coldthorne <3
Muscle, Male - Nope.
Muscle, Female - Nope.
Herm - Yesh :3
Cub - Hell no. Furry pedo is still pedo.
Baby/Diaper - See above.
Transformation - Possibly.
Macro/Micro - Yes, as long as it's female or herm.
Impregnation - No.
Pregnancy - No.
Lactation - Nope.
Vore - Not so much.
Paw/Foot - Keep your stinky feet off me, thanks.
Incest - Nope.
Yuri (F/F) - Mebbe.
Yaoi (M/M) - Hell no.
Hetero (M/F) - Definitely.
Bi - Eh...
Girly Boys - Pass.
Butch Girls - Not really.
Mind Control - Haven't seen any I actually liked.
Rape - Mebbe.
Uniform - Yesh.
Orgy - Possibly.
Subbing/Domming - Not so much.
Biting - As long as there's no blood.
Cheesecake - Yum.
Solo Masturbation - Sure.
Scat - Not no, but HELL NO.
Inflation - No thanks.
Fat/Pudge - Within reason.
Tech - Nah.
Watersports - See scat.
Glasses - YES. Girls with glasses are nummy.
Tentacles - Pass.
Oviposition - Pass again.
Masochism - Pass thrice.
Sadism - Nothing hot about hurting someone.
Multiple body parts - Depends.
Partial Nudity - Is there such a thing?
Gore/guro - No. Blood bad.
Snuff - No. Death bad.
Hyper - Nah.
Zoophilia - Nah.
Electricity/e-stim - Huh?
She-males - As long as they;re with a chick.
Cross-dressing - Mebbe.
Skunk spray - Ew, no.
Oral - Definitely.
Asphyxiation - No.
MONEY MONEY MONEY! MONAAAY!
Posted 18 years agoI got an additional student grant today, so I get to keep the money I was saving to pay tuition with. :D
I figured this would be a good time to invest in a tablet. Any recommendations?
I figured this would be a good time to invest in a tablet. Any recommendations?
100 Questions ~ Stolen from Matelk
Posted 18 years ago1. How old will you be in five years?
~ 30, ugh. God I feel old.
2. Who did you spend at least two hours with today?
~ Melisa, she's in all three of my classes.
3. How tall are you?
~ 5'9"
4. What do you look forward to most in the next six weeks?
~ Being done with these fucking summer classes.
5. What's the last movie you saw?
~ Pirates 3, sucked, but was still better than the second one.
6. Who was the last person you called?
~ my mom. I'm out of tabasco sauce, dammit!
7. Who was the last person to call you?
~ not sure.
8. What was the last text message you received?
~ don't gots a cell phone no more.
9. Who was the last person to leave you a voicemail?
~ See above.
10. Do you prefer to call or text?
~ Call. Typing with your thumbs is fucking stupid.
11. What were you doing at 12am last night?
~ Playing Maple Story. Lvl 28, bitches!
12. Are your parents married/divorced?
~ Divorced.
13. When did you last see your mom?
~ During the spring semester.
14. What color are your eyes?
~ Blue and green
15. What time did you wake up today?
~ Had to be in class at 8, so I prolly woke up about 7:54-7:56
16. What are you wearing right now?
~ faded painting jeans, Monster Garage t-shirt, blue bandana on my head
17. What is your favorite Christmas song?
~ I fucking hate christmas music. ALL christmas music.
18. Where is your favorite place to be?
~ At my computer desk with nothing to do but whatever the hell I feel like doing.
19. Where is your least favorite place to be?
~ Any public social setting. I hate clubs and bars and such.
20. Where would you go if you could go anywhere?
~ North. Everyone I know on here lives in new england, and I'm stuck down here in Texas.
21. Where do you think you'll be in 10 years?
~ Owning and operating my own restaurant in Austin.
22. Do you tan or burn?
~ Burn.
23. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child?
~ Those underground worms from that movie Tremors. That movie screwed with my mind.
24. What was the last thing that really made you laugh?
~ My dad busting his ass in the mud at Country Thunder.
25. How many TVs do you have in your house?
~ Here in the dorm? Just two.
26. How big is your bed?
~ Room enough for me and two young busty co-eds. If we were stacked vertically, that is.
27. Do you have a laptop or desktop computer?
~ Both, but the laptop's so damn old it's too heavy to carry around.
28. Do you sleep with or without clothes on?
~ If it weren;t for the fact that I have a rommate this semester, I'd still sleep nude.
29. What color are your sheets?
~ Sheets? What are those?
30. How many pillows do you sleep with?
~ Just one. The others don't return my calls.
31. What is your favorite season?
~ Winter. I hate sweating.
33. What do you like about winter?
~ The cold. Mmm... blankets.
34. What do you like about the summer?
~ Scantily-clad college girls.
35. What do you like about spring?
~ Fuck spring. Allergies aren't fun.
36. How many states/provinces have you lived in?
~ One. Lone Star State forever, bitches!
37. What cities/towns have you lived in?
~ Lone Star,TX, Daingerfield,TX, Leander,TX, Killeen,TX, Huntsville,TX, Omaha,TX, Longview,TX, Gilmer,TX, Naples,TX...
38. Do you prefer shoes, socks, or bare feet?
~ Bare feet. My feet don't like to be constrained.
39. Are you a social person?
~ Nope.
40. What was the last thing you ate?
~ A giant cheeseburger and some tortilla chips.
41. What is your favorite restaurant?
~ Heitmillers Steakhouse in Waco.
42. What is your favorite ice cream?
~ Chocolate, chocolate, and more chocolate. Vanilla is for pussies.
43. What is your favorite dessert?
~ Punpkin pie ala mode
44. What is your favorite kind of soup?
~ Chicken noooooooooooodle
45. What kind of jelly do you like on your PB & J sandwich?
~ Pear preserves. This old black lady in my hometown made some of the best I've ever had.
46. Do you like Chinese food?
~ Nope. A full meal that causes a nightlong bout of diarrhea just isn't worth it.
47. Do you like coffee?
~ Yup, with plenty of cream and sugar.
48. How many glasses of water, a day, do you drink on average?
~ At least 3 half-liter bottles.
49. What do you drink in the morning?
~ Orange juice. Every morning after I take a piss and scratch myself.
51. Do you sleep on a certain side of the bed?
~ The top side.
52. Do you know how to play poker?
~ Hellz yeah.
53. Do you like to cuddle?
~ ...is that an offer? o_O;
54. Have you ever been to Canada?
~ Nope. Canada sucks.
55. Do you have an addictive personality?
~ If chocolate and video games are addictions, then yes.
56. Do you eat out or at home more often?
~ At home. Gotta have money to eat out.
58. Do you know anyone with the same birthday as you?
~ my favorite author, Robert Louis Stevenson
59. Do you want kids?
~ Are you kidding? Don't you have to have sex to have kids?
60. Do you speak any other languages?
~ I only speak two languages, english and bad english.
61. Have you ever gotten stitches?
~ Nope.
62. Have you ever ridden in an ambulance?
~ Yeah, after this jackass u-turned in the middle of the fucking highway and I t-boned his stupid ass.
63. Do you prefer an ocean or a pool?
~ Pool. I don't like swimming with critters.
64. Do you prefer a window seat or an aisle seats?
~ Aisle. I get motion sickness if I can see out.
65. Do you know how to drive stick?
~ Yeah. .....witty retort? I got nothin.
66. What is your favorite thing to spend money on?
~ I don't like spending money, dammit.
67. Do you wear any jewelry 24/7?
~ just my dogtags
68. What is your favorite TV show?
~ Futurama
69. Can you roll your tongue?
~ Sorta. I can touch the tip of my nose with it, tho.
70. Who is the funniest person you know?
~ Matelk.
...oh, you meant "funny ha-ha"?
71. Do you sleep with stuffed animals?
~ No. And anyone that does is a pervert.
72. What is the main ring tone on your phone?
~ don't have a cell phone no mores, but it was the underwold theme from Super Mario Bros. 3
73. Do you still have clothes from when you were little?
~ Nope. What's the point? None of them fit anymore.
74. What red object is closest to you right now?
~ The bottle of Big Red I just finished chugging.
75. Do you turn off the water while you brush your teeth?
~ Nope.
76. Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
~ If by "closet" you mean "stack of clothes on the floor", then open.
77. Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of bees?
~ The bear. At least I could see it coming, and there'd be only one.
78. Do you flirt a lot?
~ Not really, but not for a lack of trying.
79. What do you dip a chicken nugget in?
~ Sweet & sour sauce.
80. What is your favorite food?
~ Fried chicken.
81. Can you change the oil on a car?
~ Why pay 15 bucks for an oil pan and 10 for the oil and do it myself when I can pay some dumbass 20 to do it for me?
82. Have you ever gotten a speeding ticket?
~ Yeah, doing 75 in a 30. ^^;
83. Have you ever run out of gas?
~ Not that I can remember.
84. What is your usual bedtime?
~ Whenever I start to feel drowsy, usually right after I'm done wanking.
85. What was the last book you read?
~ "How To Draw What You See". A huge waste of time.
86. Do you read the newspaper?
~ Nope.
87. Do you have any magazine subscriptions?
~ Game Informer
89. Do you watch soap operas?
~ No way.
90. Do you dance in the car?
~ What car? I've been afoot for the better part of 2 years.
91. What radio station did you last listen to?
~ Waco 100, they gave me free VIP tickets to Country Thunder where I met REBA! X3
92. Who is in the picture frame closest to you?
~ Nobody. Don't have any framed pictures.
93. What was the last note you scribbled on a piece of paper?
~ "Don't forget to go the post office"
94. What is your favorite candle scent?
~ Apple Cinnamon
95. What is your favorite board game?
~ Strip Monopoly.
97. When was the last time you attended church?
~ Probably about... 10 years ago.
98. Who was your favorite teacher in high school?
~ Melanie Taylor. She was like... 5 or so years older than us. She got fired for having sex with students.
99. What is the longest you have ever camped out in a tent?
~ Two weeks. One of the best summer vacations ever.
100. Who was the last person to do something extra special for you?
~ My mom. She registered me to win the previously mentioned tickets.
~ 30, ugh. God I feel old.
2. Who did you spend at least two hours with today?
~ Melisa, she's in all three of my classes.
3. How tall are you?
~ 5'9"
4. What do you look forward to most in the next six weeks?
~ Being done with these fucking summer classes.
5. What's the last movie you saw?
~ Pirates 3, sucked, but was still better than the second one.
6. Who was the last person you called?
~ my mom. I'm out of tabasco sauce, dammit!
7. Who was the last person to call you?
~ not sure.
8. What was the last text message you received?
~ don't gots a cell phone no more.
9. Who was the last person to leave you a voicemail?
~ See above.
10. Do you prefer to call or text?
~ Call. Typing with your thumbs is fucking stupid.
11. What were you doing at 12am last night?
~ Playing Maple Story. Lvl 28, bitches!
12. Are your parents married/divorced?
~ Divorced.
13. When did you last see your mom?
~ During the spring semester.
14. What color are your eyes?
~ Blue and green
15. What time did you wake up today?
~ Had to be in class at 8, so I prolly woke up about 7:54-7:56
16. What are you wearing right now?
~ faded painting jeans, Monster Garage t-shirt, blue bandana on my head
17. What is your favorite Christmas song?
~ I fucking hate christmas music. ALL christmas music.
18. Where is your favorite place to be?
~ At my computer desk with nothing to do but whatever the hell I feel like doing.
19. Where is your least favorite place to be?
~ Any public social setting. I hate clubs and bars and such.
20. Where would you go if you could go anywhere?
~ North. Everyone I know on here lives in new england, and I'm stuck down here in Texas.
21. Where do you think you'll be in 10 years?
~ Owning and operating my own restaurant in Austin.
22. Do you tan or burn?
~ Burn.
23. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child?
~ Those underground worms from that movie Tremors. That movie screwed with my mind.
24. What was the last thing that really made you laugh?
~ My dad busting his ass in the mud at Country Thunder.
25. How many TVs do you have in your house?
~ Here in the dorm? Just two.
26. How big is your bed?
~ Room enough for me and two young busty co-eds. If we were stacked vertically, that is.
27. Do you have a laptop or desktop computer?
~ Both, but the laptop's so damn old it's too heavy to carry around.
28. Do you sleep with or without clothes on?
~ If it weren;t for the fact that I have a rommate this semester, I'd still sleep nude.
29. What color are your sheets?
~ Sheets? What are those?
30. How many pillows do you sleep with?
~ Just one. The others don't return my calls.
31. What is your favorite season?
~ Winter. I hate sweating.
33. What do you like about winter?
~ The cold. Mmm... blankets.
34. What do you like about the summer?
~ Scantily-clad college girls.
35. What do you like about spring?
~ Fuck spring. Allergies aren't fun.
36. How many states/provinces have you lived in?
~ One. Lone Star State forever, bitches!
37. What cities/towns have you lived in?
~ Lone Star,TX, Daingerfield,TX, Leander,TX, Killeen,TX, Huntsville,TX, Omaha,TX, Longview,TX, Gilmer,TX, Naples,TX...
38. Do you prefer shoes, socks, or bare feet?
~ Bare feet. My feet don't like to be constrained.
39. Are you a social person?
~ Nope.
40. What was the last thing you ate?
~ A giant cheeseburger and some tortilla chips.
41. What is your favorite restaurant?
~ Heitmillers Steakhouse in Waco.
42. What is your favorite ice cream?
~ Chocolate, chocolate, and more chocolate. Vanilla is for pussies.
43. What is your favorite dessert?
~ Punpkin pie ala mode
44. What is your favorite kind of soup?
~ Chicken noooooooooooodle
45. What kind of jelly do you like on your PB & J sandwich?
~ Pear preserves. This old black lady in my hometown made some of the best I've ever had.
46. Do you like Chinese food?
~ Nope. A full meal that causes a nightlong bout of diarrhea just isn't worth it.
47. Do you like coffee?
~ Yup, with plenty of cream and sugar.
48. How many glasses of water, a day, do you drink on average?
~ At least 3 half-liter bottles.
49. What do you drink in the morning?
~ Orange juice. Every morning after I take a piss and scratch myself.
51. Do you sleep on a certain side of the bed?
~ The top side.
52. Do you know how to play poker?
~ Hellz yeah.
53. Do you like to cuddle?
~ ...is that an offer? o_O;
54. Have you ever been to Canada?
~ Nope. Canada sucks.
55. Do you have an addictive personality?
~ If chocolate and video games are addictions, then yes.
56. Do you eat out or at home more often?
~ At home. Gotta have money to eat out.
58. Do you know anyone with the same birthday as you?
~ my favorite author, Robert Louis Stevenson
59. Do you want kids?
~ Are you kidding? Don't you have to have sex to have kids?
60. Do you speak any other languages?
~ I only speak two languages, english and bad english.
61. Have you ever gotten stitches?
~ Nope.
62. Have you ever ridden in an ambulance?
~ Yeah, after this jackass u-turned in the middle of the fucking highway and I t-boned his stupid ass.
63. Do you prefer an ocean or a pool?
~ Pool. I don't like swimming with critters.
64. Do you prefer a window seat or an aisle seats?
~ Aisle. I get motion sickness if I can see out.
65. Do you know how to drive stick?
~ Yeah. .....witty retort? I got nothin.
66. What is your favorite thing to spend money on?
~ I don't like spending money, dammit.
67. Do you wear any jewelry 24/7?
~ just my dogtags
68. What is your favorite TV show?
~ Futurama
69. Can you roll your tongue?
~ Sorta. I can touch the tip of my nose with it, tho.
70. Who is the funniest person you know?
~ Matelk.
...oh, you meant "funny ha-ha"?
71. Do you sleep with stuffed animals?
~ No. And anyone that does is a pervert.
72. What is the main ring tone on your phone?
~ don't have a cell phone no mores, but it was the underwold theme from Super Mario Bros. 3
73. Do you still have clothes from when you were little?
~ Nope. What's the point? None of them fit anymore.
74. What red object is closest to you right now?
~ The bottle of Big Red I just finished chugging.
75. Do you turn off the water while you brush your teeth?
~ Nope.
76. Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
~ If by "closet" you mean "stack of clothes on the floor", then open.
77. Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of bees?
~ The bear. At least I could see it coming, and there'd be only one.
78. Do you flirt a lot?
~ Not really, but not for a lack of trying.
79. What do you dip a chicken nugget in?
~ Sweet & sour sauce.
80. What is your favorite food?
~ Fried chicken.
81. Can you change the oil on a car?
~ Why pay 15 bucks for an oil pan and 10 for the oil and do it myself when I can pay some dumbass 20 to do it for me?
82. Have you ever gotten a speeding ticket?
~ Yeah, doing 75 in a 30. ^^;
83. Have you ever run out of gas?
~ Not that I can remember.
84. What is your usual bedtime?
~ Whenever I start to feel drowsy, usually right after I'm done wanking.
85. What was the last book you read?
~ "How To Draw What You See". A huge waste of time.
86. Do you read the newspaper?
~ Nope.
87. Do you have any magazine subscriptions?
~ Game Informer
89. Do you watch soap operas?
~ No way.
90. Do you dance in the car?
~ What car? I've been afoot for the better part of 2 years.
91. What radio station did you last listen to?
~ Waco 100, they gave me free VIP tickets to Country Thunder where I met REBA! X3
92. Who is in the picture frame closest to you?
~ Nobody. Don't have any framed pictures.
93. What was the last note you scribbled on a piece of paper?
~ "Don't forget to go the post office"
94. What is your favorite candle scent?
~ Apple Cinnamon
95. What is your favorite board game?
~ Strip Monopoly.
97. When was the last time you attended church?
~ Probably about... 10 years ago.
98. Who was your favorite teacher in high school?
~ Melanie Taylor. She was like... 5 or so years older than us. She got fired for having sex with students.
99. What is the longest you have ever camped out in a tent?
~ Two weeks. One of the best summer vacations ever.
100. Who was the last person to do something extra special for you?
~ My mom. She registered me to win the previously mentioned tickets.
CONTEST!
Posted 18 years agoThe First Annual Design Your Own Reploid Contest
Here's the gist of it.
You take the generic Reploid template
(which can be found at either of these two links) http://img59.imageshack.us/img59/21.....paletteec8.jpg
http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/51768669/
You design your own original character on this base.
It can be anything! Use your imagination!
Whoever has the coolest design wins free art from me.
Send your entries to my email or via MSN Messenger @ hulon1981[at]hotmail.com
All entries must be recieved by Saturday, April 7th!
Good luck, and happy doodling!
Here's the gist of it.
You take the generic Reploid template
(which can be found at either of these two links) http://img59.imageshack.us/img59/21.....paletteec8.jpg
http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/51768669/
You design your own original character on this base.
It can be anything! Use your imagination!
Whoever has the coolest design wins free art from me.
Send your entries to my email or via MSN Messenger @ hulon1981[at]hotmail.com
All entries must be recieved by Saturday, April 7th!
Good luck, and happy doodling!
Moving. Again.
Posted 19 years agoBut this time I'm on my way to a university. Sam Houston State in Huntsville, TX to be exact. Leaving January 5th and not sure when I'll be back. Not that anyone will notice anyway :P
Laters,
Hulon
Laters,
Hulon
*sniffle*
Posted 19 years agoWhat? no berfday goodies? my bday was Tuesday, and nobody got me nothin ;.;
