and i was too busy with work to even notice until yesterday

that cat and i were fucking close, there's no way he'd go missing for so long without something happening to him

fuck my life

sometimes i love my job

woooaaahhh work stop poisoning my soul that would be great

also a big "oh elo" to everybody who met me at WTFur last weekend you guys were amazing

speaking of which i want to announce to everybody who got to know me because they felt PITY towards me because the subway ate my portfolio that the STM staff found my stuff!! i'll be able to pick it up this weekend

LOOPYWOLF THAT MEANS YOU'RE GETTING YOUR GIFTART AFTERALL AIN'T THAT PEACHY

i'm really tired i crashed at  kanakitten's place last night and it was -nice- but now my body doesn't want to exist send help

THIS JOURNAL IS A LOT OF NOTHING AND MY BRAIN IS KINDA JUST THROWING UPON THE KEYBOARD THIS NEVER HAPPENS PLEASE DON'T BITCH ALSO THIS WARNING SHOULD PROBABLY HAVE BEEN AT THE TOP OOPS i sure am hungry

can't stop listening

http://www.thebest404pageever.com/swf/Octagon.swf

if anyone wants the MP3 contact me

Pimping out for amazing artist and person letsseesomehooves who really needs the help right now! she's taking 5 dollar sketches and if you can spare it, please do help her out.

http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/1448411/

a cool one at that

plus it's a 30 seconds walk from where i live

and it pays well

and it's full-time

go me

for a job i'm actually qualified for and kinda give a shit about

WISH ME LUCK

see this as an alternate mean of payment

this is the only wya to get art from me that isn't slots for specific kinds of commissions.

ANYTHING GOES!

i'm collecting pokemon plush toys as lame as it sounds. want a specific commission from me? buy me one of these on ebay!

IF YOU'RE INTERESTED, COMMENT HERE

THE WISHLIST:

SNUBULL

CLEFFA

TOGEKISS

CELEBI

JIRACHII

SHINX

jesus guys

there's three days left and only 3 entries

who REALLY intends on joining if i give an extention? please don't bullshit me, i don't want to extend this forever. it's not fair for the people who were on time.

heyguys sup

things have been kinda crazy and lame, thus the lack of updates, and i apologize. good news is tomorrow i'm applying for a job right next to where i live, hopefully i'll get hired! having a stble source of income would be real nice.

tomorrow i also intend to get as many commissions that i owe done as possible, so keep your eyes open if you've commissioned me!

NOW FOR THE TITLE MATTER:

it is really nice outside as of late and i need stuff to do while i loiter outside, so i figured i'd offer trades for traditional badges, sample to come later tonight hopefully

would anybody be interested in trading badges thru the mail?

doodles about random facts of my day in an attempt to force myself to draw more, also sometimes real art and requests i guess!

http://twitpic.com/photos/barstooldance

i am still in a terrible slump for whatever reason but i can't keep postponing this, it has to be done, so here's to forcing myself

if i streamed, would anyone stick around to watch?

Ten things I wish I could say to people:

i am not filling this, first off when i have something to say i say it, second people get paranoid and speculate and this is all undercover DRAMA

Nine things about myself:

1. i could eat anything in a sandwich. i once made a sandwich that was madras chicken rice with cheese and mayo, it was weird but so fucking good.
2. i spent a year trying to stop smoking and just now managed to do it because i forgot to smoke for a few days and now cigs are back to burning and tasting like shit like when i started, except that know i know better than to keep smoking anyway.
3. i hate having my feet touch the ground. i'm always perched.
4. for some reason on sundays, i dream really vividly and end up sleeping a minimum of 12 hours.
5. i'm afraid that my hair makes me unemployable but nothing else looks good on me and i am self-concious about my appearance.
6. i collect hilarious stillframes from animations.
7. i enjoy finding absolutely hilarious sextoys and sharing their existence with my entourage. everybody needs a hobby.
8. i have an incredible memory for useless shit, but can't remember most of my life prior to my highschool years.
9. i know a few hundred songs by heart. this means lyrics and every sngle instrumental track. i can whistle them all separately.

Eight ways to win my heart:

1. smile.
2. make me laugh. there's nothing i respect more than the power to make people laugh.
3. be upfront and honest, i'll lose all of my respect for you if i hear you gossiping or talking behind people's back.
4. don't take yourself seriously.
5. don't be self-righteous.
6. treat me like i'm an intelligent person.
7. be yourself.
8. especially if you're imonfire

Seven things that cross my mind a lot:

1. everybody that i care about
2. pokemon
3. stories
4. music
5. art
6. bitterness at unwilling sobriety
7. stuff i'm waiting on in the mail

Six things I do before I fall asleep:

1. play pokemon
2. eat something
3. chat on skype
4. drink water
5. check my email
6. check my ebay

Five places I want to visit:

1. Amsterdam
2. Berlin
3. some places in the USA just to meet some bros
4. anywhere with nice sand beaches by the ocean, i've never been to the beach or in a nice vacation resort
5. your mom's


Four things I'm wearing right now:

1. boxers
2. undershirt
3. shirt
4. pants

Three musical artists that I listen to often:

1. The Lost Fingers
2. B-Complex
3. School of Seven Bells

Two things I want to do before I die:

1. spend my life with someone
2. be exactly who i want to be

One confession:

1. i used to be ridiculously intelligent. but i was also a manipulative, self-centered asshole. i had a major turn in my life that really hit me hard, and i ended up literally dumbing myself hard by many means. i'm still there enough to see the difference in some moments of lucidity. i have some reactions, some things that cross my mind that make me stop and double-take. make me think "is this really what i have done to myself?". and honestly, i don't regret it. i am more simple. i am nicer. i am in-touch with myself and everything, everyone around me a lot more. overthinking made me a bad person, made me hate and act upon it.

things are better when you keep them simple.

and 3 entries so far

CLICK DAT SHIT FO' MO' DETAILS

getting the stuff i currently owe done either this evening/tonight or tomorrow, opening new slots!

let's go for some variety shall we


ICONS:

sample: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3750063/

opening up 5 slots for 2$ each

1-  taakuin - PAID
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3-
4-
5-

POKEMON TRAINERS:

samples:

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3791993/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3809166/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3809593/

opening up 3 slots for 15$ each

1-  taakuin - PAID
2-
3-


also still available are BADGES


for any order, drop me a comment here!

as i only have enough material to make 5 of them

those badges are fully traditional, mailed to you, and look gorgeous in person. they're made on very high quality rigid, grainless paper and the colors are layered twice for optimal saturation, and so are the inks.

these badges are between 5 and six inches tall, which allows a good quality of detail without being too sizely.

SAMPLE:

photograph: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3837245
scan (colors are off and more accurate in the photograph):http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3836850

The price for these is 15$, or 20$ if you want it laminated. Shipping is included. If interested, drop a comment here to reserve a slot and then send me a note with the refs and all the info that i need to bring it to life.

SLOTS:

1-
2-
3-
4-
5-

um wow i sure am getting requests for those

i'm almost done with my current line up of commissions so i have been considering opening commissions for them again, but since they're so cheap i have to take quite a bunch at one go for them to be worth it financially

so speak up here, who would be interested?

[07:42:13] a boy named Rita: hey zach gotta cancel the possible plans for this evening
[07:42:17] a boy named Rita: there's a hockey game
[07:42:33] Jack Fractal: Hockey.
[07:42:35] Jack Fractal: It is a thing.
[07:43:15] a boy named Rita: i'm sure you can understand
[07:43:31] a boy named Rita: it's a big game too it determines whether or not the habs stay in the playoffs
[07:43:39] Jack Fractal: Oh of course. I am canadian, afterall.
[07:43:47] a boy named Rita: i knew you'd understand.

first to find out what it is wins some internet cool shades B)

WhiteWingedDemon TOTALLY NAILED IT, RATTICUS IS NOW SHINEY

DOES THIS MEAN ANYTHING, IT MIGHT JUST

LIKE I'M INTERESTING ENOUGH

ask this dude some questions don't be SHY

http://www.formspring.me/aboynamedrita

THIS IS A POLL FOR THE SAKE OF MY CURIOSITY

that's right YOU HEARD ME WELL

want your own copy of Soul Silver so bad? don't have the money? don't despair, here's an opportunity of joining in on the fun!

the rules? simple. draw your trainer and their pokemon interacting with Rita and Ratticus, in any way you can think of. extra points if you throw in other characters such as Loraine and Pedophile, or Homoface and his Dratini.

REFERENCES YOU MIGHT NEED:

Rita and Ratticus: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3786137/

Loraine and Pedophile: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3786840

Homoface and his dratini: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3781232

PRIZES:

FIRST PRIZE:

-A brand new copy of Pokémon Soul Silver with Pokéwalker
-A traditional piece of art of your trainer, mailed with the game
-A Pokémon Trainer reference sheet, drawn by yours truly
-A short talking role in my upcoming Pokémon comic

SECOND PRIZE:

--A traditional piece of art of your trainer, mailed to you
-A Pokémon Trainer reference sheet, drawn by yours truly
-A cameo in my upcoming Pokémon comic

THIRD PRIZE:

-A Pokémon Trainer reference sheet, drawn by yours truly
-A cameo in my upcoming Pokémon comic


DEADLINE IS ON THE FIRST OF JUNE. COMMENT HERE IF YOU'RE INTERESTED IN JOINING, AND POST YOUR ENTRY HERE WHEN DONE!

and pimpage because if you guys have yet to watch  imonfire, creator and owner of Pedophile, you should do it now. she's way funnier than i'll ever be.

NOW ONTO THE MATTER AT HAND

i'm already all done with all the pokemon trainer commissions i had queued up, so i'm opening some more!

Once again opening up 5 slots, at 15$ each. These include your pokemon trainer, along with a pokemon of your choice, with simple monochromatic background.

SAMPLES:

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3791993
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3786137/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3786840
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3789523


Slots:

1-  Rei_Meerkat - DONE
2-  larc - DONE
3-  skiota - PAID
4-
5-