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General | Posted 11 years agoJust a polite reminder that Five Nights at Freddy's is a game based off the 1990s Chuck E Cheese massacre. For all you people making porn of the game.
No, I'm not angry, why do you ask?
No, I'm not angry, why do you ask?
Someone cracked wise about my honour.
General | Posted 12 years agoNot really, but someone left a comment in their journal, and my australian-ness took it as a personal challenge. Damn you Australia, how dare you be my place of birth and residence! *shakes fist*
1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
Yes. Yes, and also Yes.
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Morning or night. Cleanliness is important.
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
All over the damn place.
4. Do you masturbate?
Huh, sorry? I was busy masturbating and didn't hear the question...
5. How often? Lately?
as often as I please. Though less often lately, depressed and worn out from work
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
I have not. And if I would depends on the audience, I guess
7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Shower, Baths are just kinda...eh.
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
nupe.
9. Do you watch/read pornography? With other people?
Of course. But I'm private about it. most real life friends don't like the same stuff as me.
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
...Good question!
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
'Love' is a tricky term
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
I know the image they present and the person they claim to be.
13. Would you choose love or money?
I'm a mercenary kind of individual.
14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
Oral, rough sex, lingerie
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
What I'm willing to accept varies from person to person.
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
Never really had 'romantic' sex.
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
If I remember right...(I was kinda drunk)...Hanging upside-down from the monkey bars at a children's playground at 3 AM. I passed out from the blood rushing and sprained my shoulder on the landing.
18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
nope
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
nope
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
nope
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
no...I'm a quiet, introspective and poetic drunk.
22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
once or twice.
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
yeah. Fun stuff.
24. What's your sexuality?
Pansexual? Maybe? I tend to have a femenine lean, but I prefer personalities to body types.
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
Too expensive to go.
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Don't ask me how or why me getting a nosebleed turned them on. One moment I was holding a cold handtowel to my nose, the next minute someone's down there invading my pantaloons.
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
nope. Real life friends probably think I'm asexual.
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Buahahaha!
29. Bought something from an adult store?
Fuzzy handcuffs. Never used for their intended purpose, either.
30. Do you own any sex toys?
I prefer flesh and warmth, personally.
31. If yes, how many and what are they?
Not Applicable
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
I might be saved to someone's HDD.
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
What's in a name? Really?
34. Have you ever had phone sex?
Only over SMS
35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
Typefuckery ahoy!
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes a form of intercourse?
How technical are we getting, here?
36b. Why do you answer questions with other questions?
It amuses me.
37. What's your favorite sexual position?
Spooning is nice and intimate. Otherwise, cowgirl.
38. What's your favorite sex act?
giving oral
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
More than one partner is kind of a turnoff for me. Unless there's clones involved. Mmmh...clones...
40. Who do you think has the guts to re-post this
Psh. Nobody reads my journal anyway.
1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
Yes. Yes, and also Yes.
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Morning or night. Cleanliness is important.
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
All over the damn place.
4. Do you masturbate?
Huh, sorry? I was busy masturbating and didn't hear the question...
5. How often? Lately?
as often as I please. Though less often lately, depressed and worn out from work
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
I have not. And if I would depends on the audience, I guess
7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Shower, Baths are just kinda...eh.
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
nupe.
9. Do you watch/read pornography? With other people?
Of course. But I'm private about it. most real life friends don't like the same stuff as me.
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
...Good question!
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
'Love' is a tricky term
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
I know the image they present and the person they claim to be.
13. Would you choose love or money?
I'm a mercenary kind of individual.
14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
Oral, rough sex, lingerie
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
What I'm willing to accept varies from person to person.
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
Never really had 'romantic' sex.
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
If I remember right...(I was kinda drunk)...Hanging upside-down from the monkey bars at a children's playground at 3 AM. I passed out from the blood rushing and sprained my shoulder on the landing.
18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
nope
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
nope
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
nope
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
no...I'm a quiet, introspective and poetic drunk.
22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
once or twice.
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
yeah. Fun stuff.
24. What's your sexuality?
Pansexual? Maybe? I tend to have a femenine lean, but I prefer personalities to body types.
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
Too expensive to go.
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Don't ask me how or why me getting a nosebleed turned them on. One moment I was holding a cold handtowel to my nose, the next minute someone's down there invading my pantaloons.
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
nope. Real life friends probably think I'm asexual.
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Buahahaha!
29. Bought something from an adult store?
Fuzzy handcuffs. Never used for their intended purpose, either.
30. Do you own any sex toys?
I prefer flesh and warmth, personally.
31. If yes, how many and what are they?
Not Applicable
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
I might be saved to someone's HDD.
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
What's in a name? Really?
34. Have you ever had phone sex?
Only over SMS
35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
Typefuckery ahoy!
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes a form of intercourse?
How technical are we getting, here?
36b. Why do you answer questions with other questions?
It amuses me.
37. What's your favorite sexual position?
Spooning is nice and intimate. Otherwise, cowgirl.
38. What's your favorite sex act?
giving oral
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
More than one partner is kind of a turnoff for me. Unless there's clones involved. Mmmh...clones...
40. Who do you think has the guts to re-post this
Psh. Nobody reads my journal anyway.
