I'm done here. If you still want to talk with me you can find me here.

http://www.furaffinity.net/user/thebeanbag/

I need help doing a redo of my entire character. Meaning making i-bite and entirely different breed of dog. One not so ugly and stupid looking. So if anyone has any suggestions please let me know it will be very helpful. Thanks.

Hello everyone who still goes to FA and is watching me and like, stuff. I've made a new FA and a new character. This is the link http://www.furaffinity.net/user/stupidwoollyrhino/

If you want to watch that one too, it's the one I'll be using from now on. See you Space Cowboy.

Man, this year's rapture was pretty good. Had some drinks with friends at my nephew's party. Watching a little baseball. All in all it was a pretty good day. Can't wait for the next one.

A kid told me today that his friends said God doesn't exist, so he ask, "If there is no God, who can I pray to when I need help?" I said, "Pray to me."

Vaginal care should be like dental hygiene. It should be brushed once before bed and in the morning, and brushing after every meal is optional.

I changed around i-bite's species. Someone draw him. ):

Come PS3 with me, my PS3 name is Swagodile. If you add me, I can see what you're doing when on the PS3.

How the fuck do you set that up?

It's true.

1. I'm too awesome for existence.
2. My penis is too small for my liking.
3. My arm is itchy.

Smack a bitch and put her in her place. D:<

Everything I've ever done I've done for you.

Look at my avatar.

LOOK AT IT! D:<

Excuses are like assholes, everyone's got one but no one wants to admit it.

I think I like butt sex because I've never had it in real life and it's like a forbidden treasure because a lot of girls aren't into it. ):

Pay me $7 and I'll draw you something bad.

Apparently they're making a live action version on the movie Akira.
By Americans...


When I hear about this, I literally felt sick to my stomach.

I'm trying to draw pictures of it, but I don't know what it should look like. ):

It's hard to look tough when you're getting fucked in the ass.

If you swallow cum, you have no say in whether eating boogers is gross or not.

Would you rather have to pay more taxes to fund an unending war, or pay more taxes so that everyone in American can afford to go to a hospital.

Now I'm usually not this political but Republicans are starting to piss me off. I mean seriously. How the fuck can they act so stupid. This one dumb bitch Rep says that this law is justified because one mexican killed a guy, as oppose to a couple of white guys killing people and then eating them. This is fucking Jim Crow. Shit, I can't fucking stress the fact these mother fuckers are calling American born hispanics "anchor babies". Arizona is being fucking ridiculous. It's not going to be a crime to even be tan in Arizona. How can this happen? I don't know. They aren't going to stop Europeans, and Fox news is a dumb ass. They're like "Well, I guess he have to start carrying our birth certificates around too." I never get upset over anything like this, but this is the biggest WRONG I've ever seen in a long time. Now, I do understand that illegal immigration can be a problem, I'm not saying it isn't, but this is profiling. An American born Mexican was sent to Immigration because he wasn't carrying his birth certificate. Now for the white people who agree with me, I thank them but it's hard to put yourself in people's shoes. And those who don't agree, it's fine, but you can't state your opinion, none of you can who aren't affected by this law. A white person will never know what it will feel like in America. It's a terrible feeling to be arrested or targeted just because you look like something. It's happen to me a couple of times, and I can't hear so well out of my left ear because a cop slammed my head down too hard, lol. They said I looked suspicious.

OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooood.