Art coming soon.

I'm better than you can ever be.

I tell my dog that his mother was a bitch.

I'm not one of them.

I happy.

I got some and you can't have none. D:<

It's made of green tea.

It's on fire. D:

I should be getting a Macbook or something by March. D:

Today is a good day because I'm adopting a puppy FOR FREE. It's an Australian Shepard and it's pretty. I might post pictures of him. His name will be "The Blue Avenger"

He is a God if there ever was one.

If someone wanted to make a lot of money, do a movie bitching about human greed with blue africans. I'd rather watch a sequel to Jay and Silent Bob Strike back.

STFU. D:<

Over protective guys are usually the ones who think their women are going to leave for someone better because they feel that they are worthless in life and in love.

I did a remake of the movie I did with my sister's kids.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPssFvk2F2g

i-bite stands for Icarus Bither, that is i-bite's real name, before he became the i-bite.

All will be revealed in the up-coming i-bite motion picture.

ibitegoddamnit[at]live.com I want friends. D:

The @ sign is fucking up. D:<

I just beat FFTA2, will all items, all character, all job classes at 100% and all missions completed. I am sad because now I can't play it anymore. i-bite is now in sadness.

What other great RPGs can I play for DS that isn't a remake of the old Final Fantasies? )':

You stop it, you stop it right now.

If vaginas were meant to be eaten, they wouldn't bleed and would smell better. D:<

I think I'm winning.

I mean, if you were going to get raped in the butt, would you rather have i-bite do it or an extremely large black man?

Only people who hate themselves need to improve themselves, or they can stop bitching and kill themselves.

It's too hard. D:<

I rarely show things from my real life but here's a little movie I did with my sister's kids.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CWTSqcJtilc