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General | Posted 14 years ago
100 boids
General | Posted 14 years agoI NEED ONE HUNDRED BIRD SPECIES
NAME SOME BIRDS PEOPLE
NAME SOME BIRDS PEOPLE
Cute Journal
General | Posted 14 years agoHoo boy.
Appearance:
[X] = You have blue/green eyes.
[ ] = You blush a lot.
[ ] = You giggle.
[X] = You're quiet.
[ ] = You say random silly things.
[ ] = You have a baby face
[X] = You wear a more down to earth style of clothing.
[ ] = You don't wear halter tops or anything to showy.
[ ] = You're under 5 feet 6 inches tall.
TOTAL SO FAR: 3
Innocence:
[x] = You're a virgin.
[ ] = Just thinking of sexual things makes you blush.
[X] = Your idea of a date is really romantic.
[ ] = You sleep with a stuffed animal.
[ ] = You like to cuddle.
[ ] = You've never played the Nervous game.
[ ] = You don't even know what the nervous game is.
TOTAL SO FAR: 5
Colors:
[ ] = You like the color pink/light blue.
[ ] = You tend to wear bright/girly colors.
TOTAL SO FAR: 5
Personality:
[X] = You can be oblivious.
[ ] = You'd consider yourself shy.
[ ] = You like happy upbeat music.
[ ] = You like "Cutesy" music.
TOTAL SO FAR: 6
What YOU think is cute:
[X] = You like small animals
[ ] = You like babies a lot.
[X] = Small/mini versions of things make you go squee
TOTAL: 8
Multiply what you got by 4
32%.
Ouch.
Appearance:
[X] = You have blue/green eyes.
[ ] = You blush a lot.
[ ] = You giggle.
[X] = You're quiet.
[ ] = You say random silly things.
[ ] = You have a baby face
[X] = You wear a more down to earth style of clothing.
[ ] = You don't wear halter tops or anything to showy.
[ ] = You're under 5 feet 6 inches tall.
TOTAL SO FAR: 3
Innocence:
[x] = You're a virgin.
[ ] = Just thinking of sexual things makes you blush.
[X] = Your idea of a date is really romantic.
[ ] = You sleep with a stuffed animal.
[ ] = You like to cuddle.
[ ] = You've never played the Nervous game.
[ ] = You don't even know what the nervous game is.
TOTAL SO FAR: 5
Colors:
[ ] = You like the color pink/light blue.
[ ] = You tend to wear bright/girly colors.
TOTAL SO FAR: 5
Personality:
[X] = You can be oblivious.
[ ] = You'd consider yourself shy.
[ ] = You like happy upbeat music.
[ ] = You like "Cutesy" music.
TOTAL SO FAR: 6
What YOU think is cute:
[X] = You like small animals
[ ] = You like babies a lot.
[X] = Small/mini versions of things make you go squee
TOTAL: 8
Multiply what you got by 4
32%.
Ouch.
GUYSGUYS
General | Posted 15 years agoBLACKWELL IS DOING A THING
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/2052547/
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/2052547/
Guide for Understanding Birdspeak
General | Posted 15 years agoRecently, a few people have commented on the fact that they can never understand what birds are always yelling about.
In an effort to help these people comprehend the subtle nuance of avian languages, I have compiled a list of phrases and words often used by ravens and crows.
caw - hello.
caw - goodbye.
caw - how are you?
caw- hiya (or another informal greeting)
caw caw - look at that shiny nickel over there
caw caw caw - hey, let's go beat that faggot up and take his sandwich
caw - fuck you.
caw caw - I am laughing at you.
caw - your mother is a whore
caw caw caw - I am considering how to best prepare your eyeballs for consumption.
caw caw - once upon a midnight dreary
caw caw caw - hey are you sleeping over there, you should wake up
caw caw - I am a beautiful singer
caw caw caw caw caw - oh fuck that guy's got a gun
I hope this has been an informative lesson for you.
Oh, and caw caw caw, caw caw caw caw caw.
In an effort to help these people comprehend the subtle nuance of avian languages, I have compiled a list of phrases and words often used by ravens and crows.
caw - hello.
caw - goodbye.
caw - how are you?
caw- hiya (or another informal greeting)
caw caw - look at that shiny nickel over there
caw caw caw - hey, let's go beat that faggot up and take his sandwich
caw - fuck you.
caw caw - I am laughing at you.
caw - your mother is a whore
caw caw caw - I am considering how to best prepare your eyeballs for consumption.
caw caw - once upon a midnight dreary
caw caw caw - hey are you sleeping over there, you should wake up
caw caw - I am a beautiful singer
caw caw caw caw caw - oh fuck that guy's got a gun
I hope this has been an informative lesson for you.
Oh, and caw caw caw, caw caw caw caw caw.
I'm sailing away~
General | Posted 15 years agoNo, not really. I'm just in a Styx mood because of a kickass concert last night.
I am leaving for the week though. Got a week of camping ahead.
I'll be back on the 3rd to receive all your tearful goodbyes.
Bye everybody! (or more likely the four people who will end up reading this )
I am leaving for the week though. Got a week of camping ahead.
I'll be back on the 3rd to receive all your tearful goodbyes.
Bye everybody! (or more likely the four people who will end up reading this )
Moar meme shit.
General | Posted 15 years agoThis one's a MANLINESS test.
01) [x] You own tools that you use regularly
02) [x] You carry a wallet (generally in your back pocket).
03) [x] You prefer movies or shows where there is more action than romance
04) [x] You spit on the ground when not in a building (it can be mucus or something else)
05) [x] You scratch where it itches when it itches
06) [x] Your idea of good footwear is boots or tough tennis.
07) [ ] Your wardrobe only changes if you gain weight or the clothes fall apart.
08) [x] You don't count calories when eating.
09) [x] You have deodorant strong enough to make you socially acceptable but not strong enough to make you smell like it.
10) [x] You tend to wipe your hands on your clothes instead of a napkin.
Total So Far: 9
Do you love:
11) [x] Video games.
12) [x] Working on mechanical items.
13) [x] Building things.
14) [x] Working out at a gym (couldn't tell, could you?)
15) [x] Getting in and out of stores as quickly as possible.
16) [x] Football (American)
17) [x] Baseball
18) [x] Wrestling
19) [ ] Boxing
20) [ ] Hunting and/or fishing
Total So Far: 17
Do you shop at:
21) [x] Home Depot (I don't care much for hardware unless I need it)
22) [x] Lowe's
23) [ ] Big and Tall Men's stores
24) [x] Hunting and Fishing supply shops
25) [x] Hobby shops
27) [ ] Comic book stores
28) [ ] Sports supply stores
29) [x] Video game stores
30) [x] Electronic supply stores
Total So Far: 23
Do you say:
31) [ ] Son (when the person is not your biological child or even younger than you)
32) [x] I can fix it.
33) [x] Man-up
34) [x] When I was your age - followed by how far you had to walk and in what weather conditions.
35) [x] Don't be a wuss.
36) [x] It's just a scratch
37) [x] Take it like a man.
38) [x] That's not how you do it.
39) [x] (insert profanity here)
40) [x] Here's your (insert profanity and what the person just said).
Total So Far: 33
Do you read:
41) [ ] Field and Stream
42) [ ] Bear Magazine
43) [x] Playboy
44) [x] Sports Illustrated
45) [ ] Pro Football Weekly
46) [x] Comic books
47) [ ] Men's Health
48) [ ] Men's Fitness
49) [x] Men's journal
50) [ ] Private Media Group, Inc.
Total: 37
Multiply your total by 2 and then you have your percent: 74%
UNGH
YEAH
01) [x] You own tools that you use regularly
02) [x] You carry a wallet (generally in your back pocket).
03) [x] You prefer movies or shows where there is more action than romance
04) [x] You spit on the ground when not in a building (it can be mucus or something else)
05) [x] You scratch where it itches when it itches
06) [x] Your idea of good footwear is boots or tough tennis.
07) [ ] Your wardrobe only changes if you gain weight or the clothes fall apart.
08) [x] You don't count calories when eating.
09) [x] You have deodorant strong enough to make you socially acceptable but not strong enough to make you smell like it.
10) [x] You tend to wipe your hands on your clothes instead of a napkin.
Total So Far: 9
Do you love:
11) [x] Video games.
12) [x] Working on mechanical items.
13) [x] Building things.
14) [x] Working out at a gym (couldn't tell, could you?)
15) [x] Getting in and out of stores as quickly as possible.
16) [x] Football (American)
17) [x] Baseball
18) [x] Wrestling
19) [ ] Boxing
20) [ ] Hunting and/or fishing
Total So Far: 17
Do you shop at:
21) [x] Home Depot (I don't care much for hardware unless I need it)
22) [x] Lowe's
23) [ ] Big and Tall Men's stores
24) [x] Hunting and Fishing supply shops
25) [x] Hobby shops
27) [ ] Comic book stores
28) [ ] Sports supply stores
29) [x] Video game stores
30) [x] Electronic supply stores
Total So Far: 23
Do you say:
31) [ ] Son (when the person is not your biological child or even younger than you)
32) [x] I can fix it.
33) [x] Man-up
34) [x] When I was your age - followed by how far you had to walk and in what weather conditions.
35) [x] Don't be a wuss.
36) [x] It's just a scratch
37) [x] Take it like a man.
38) [x] That's not how you do it.
39) [x] (insert profanity here)
40) [x] Here's your (insert profanity and what the person just said).
Total So Far: 33
Do you read:
41) [ ] Field and Stream
42) [ ] Bear Magazine
43) [x] Playboy
44) [x] Sports Illustrated
45) [ ] Pro Football Weekly
46) [x] Comic books
47) [ ] Men's Health
48) [ ] Men's Fitness
49) [x] Men's journal
50) [ ] Private Media Group, Inc.
Total: 37
Multiply your total by 2 and then you have your percent: 74%
UNGH
YEAH
It's mah birthday.
General | Posted 15 years agoc:
I completely forgot about my birthday until yesterday. Wow.
Got some Styx/Foreigner/Kansas tickets booked, among other things.
Woooooooooo it's really late.
I completely forgot about my birthday until yesterday. Wow.
Got some Styx/Foreigner/Kansas tickets booked, among other things.
Woooooooooo it's really late.
Meme shit.
General | Posted 15 years agoApparently a quiz to test your "furryness".
Let's go.
1. ( ) Have you ever howled at the moon?
2. ( ) Have you ever barked at someone?
3. (X) Have you ever found yourself drawing or scribbling furry art when you're supposed to be doing something else?
4. ( ) Have you ever worn an animal costume or tail as a child and pretended to be an animal?
5. ( ) Have you ever eaten out of a dog bowl?
6. ( ) Have you been to at least one furry con?
7. ( ) Do you like to look at furry porn all the time?
8. ( ) Do you RP or play second life as a furry character?
9. ( ) Do you own a fursuit or at least a tail?
10. (X) Do you know what all these words mean or have used them at least once?
11. ( ) Do you have at least 5 videos of you acting or doing something furry on youtube?
12. ( ) Has your anthropersona/character been drawn in a furry porn type manner?
13. ( ) Are you well known in the furry fandom?
14. ( ) Do you dream furry while you sleep?
15. ( ) Would you transform into your character/fursona if you were given the chance to live like that for the rest of your life?
16. ( ) Have you ever worn a collar?
17. ( ) Do you own more than 20 art badges of your fursonas or characters?
18. ( ) Have you been to more than 20 furry cons in your lifetime?
19. ( ) Do you think that deep down you have the spirit of an animal within you?
20. (X) Do you enjoy hanging out with other furries?
21. ( ) Do you think we should have a furry run for president of the USA?
22. ( ) If you ever became rich would you own a room in your house that was just to display your fursuits or furry art?
23. ( ) Is your best friend furry?
24. ( ) Do your furry friends call you by your furry name in public?
25. ( ) Have you been in the furry fandom for at least 5 years?
Results: 3
1 to 5 = Furry wannabe.
6 to 10 = Furry newbie.
11 to 15 = Furry.
16 to 20 = Hardened Furry.
21 to 25 = Hardcore Furry
Wow. Apparently I'm a furry wannabe.
Yeah, like I want to be the type of person that votes yes on these questions.
I'm pretty sure my answers were skewed because I'm not a canine, but still.
Let's go.
1. ( ) Have you ever howled at the moon?
2. ( ) Have you ever barked at someone?
3. (X) Have you ever found yourself drawing or scribbling furry art when you're supposed to be doing something else?
4. ( ) Have you ever worn an animal costume or tail as a child and pretended to be an animal?
5. ( ) Have you ever eaten out of a dog bowl?
6. ( ) Have you been to at least one furry con?
7. ( ) Do you like to look at furry porn all the time?
8. ( ) Do you RP or play second life as a furry character?
9. ( ) Do you own a fursuit or at least a tail?
10. (X) Do you know what all these words mean or have used them at least once?
11. ( ) Do you have at least 5 videos of you acting or doing something furry on youtube?
12. ( ) Has your anthropersona/character been drawn in a furry porn type manner?
13. ( ) Are you well known in the furry fandom?
14. ( ) Do you dream furry while you sleep?
15. ( ) Would you transform into your character/fursona if you were given the chance to live like that for the rest of your life?
16. ( ) Have you ever worn a collar?
17. ( ) Do you own more than 20 art badges of your fursonas or characters?
18. ( ) Have you been to more than 20 furry cons in your lifetime?
19. ( ) Do you think that deep down you have the spirit of an animal within you?
20. (X) Do you enjoy hanging out with other furries?
21. ( ) Do you think we should have a furry run for president of the USA?
22. ( ) If you ever became rich would you own a room in your house that was just to display your fursuits or furry art?
23. ( ) Is your best friend furry?
24. ( ) Do your furry friends call you by your furry name in public?
25. ( ) Have you been in the furry fandom for at least 5 years?
Results: 3
1 to 5 = Furry wannabe.
6 to 10 = Furry newbie.
11 to 15 = Furry.
16 to 20 = Hardened Furry.
21 to 25 = Hardcore Furry
Wow. Apparently I'm a furry wannabe.
Yeah, like I want to be the type of person that votes yes on these questions.
I'm pretty sure my answers were skewed because I'm not a canine, but still.
