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Posted 14 years agoEven more than to get my book published, and to make my worlds as popular as Tolkien's worlds, or Lucas' world. More than sex and all that stuff.
I just want someone to hug. Someone who isn't my parents, siblings, or extended family. I want someone to hold me close and make me feel special.
Is that so much to ask?
I just want someone to hug. Someone who isn't my parents, siblings, or extended family. I want someone to hold me close and make me feel special.
Is that so much to ask?
10 manipulator fun facts
Posted 14 years agoHere's some random info:
1) Manipulators only eat one meal per day: Dinner (or supper, depending on where you are). It's usually eaten about an hour before going to sleep.
2) The amount of food that is recommended for a non-milk producing manipulator to eat at dinner is 1.25x their biological body mass. Keep in mind that biological body mass only makes up about 55-60% of the average manipulators total body mass; the rest is mechanical.
[NOTE: A milk producing manipulator is a manipulator who is over 7 years old, and who eats more than 1.5x their biological body mass each day. The recommended for non-producing is 1.25x, but a manipulator can eat up to 1.5x without making any milk.]
3) The average dinner for an average manipulator is about 2.5x their biological body mass. No usable nutrition is wasted; whatever isn't used by the body is turned into milk!
4) For a manipulator to build up excess fat, they would have to eat over 4x their biological body mass every day. Most manipulators can't even fit that in their stomachs! Therefore, most of the time it's only their tail getting fatter as it swells with milk.
5) It's very common in manipulator society for friends and family to drink each others milk when hanging out. It's very enjoyable for both parties, and is also a necessary occurrence. Milk producing manipulators need to be milked periodically for the same reason that cows need to be milked. It hurts if they have too much.
6) Manipulators rarely enjoy drinking their own milk, though they will drink it if they need a little nutritional boost during the day and can't find any other means of getting it.
7) Despite only being able to digest food while sleeping, a manipulators body can process fluids at any time. Because of this, stores you see while walking on the street in a manipulator city will sell a ton of drinks and almost no food. Food can be delivered straight to a family's house, or can be bought at Costco-esque warehouses. Delivery is more common, given the vast quantity of food bought by a family at one time.
8) Only about 30% of an ingested meal (not counting the portion turned into milk) is used by the biological body. The rest of the nutrients is burned by small generators while sleeping, and cached in a battery to power the manipulators mechanical body.
9) Because manipulators don't have lungs to occupy the space, the chest area houses both the Data Core, it's enclosure, and the amplifier which projects the Data Stream. Also in there are the generators and the battery they charge.
10) The generators are the most complex meshing of machine-and-biology in the manipulator body. Biological muscles pump blood very quickly through several parallel turbines, which create electricity. Because of how it works, the generators are collectively considered a manipulators "heart."
1) Manipulators only eat one meal per day: Dinner (or supper, depending on where you are). It's usually eaten about an hour before going to sleep.
2) The amount of food that is recommended for a non-milk producing manipulator to eat at dinner is 1.25x their biological body mass. Keep in mind that biological body mass only makes up about 55-60% of the average manipulators total body mass; the rest is mechanical.
[NOTE: A milk producing manipulator is a manipulator who is over 7 years old, and who eats more than 1.5x their biological body mass each day. The recommended for non-producing is 1.25x, but a manipulator can eat up to 1.5x without making any milk.]
3) The average dinner for an average manipulator is about 2.5x their biological body mass. No usable nutrition is wasted; whatever isn't used by the body is turned into milk!
4) For a manipulator to build up excess fat, they would have to eat over 4x their biological body mass every day. Most manipulators can't even fit that in their stomachs! Therefore, most of the time it's only their tail getting fatter as it swells with milk.
5) It's very common in manipulator society for friends and family to drink each others milk when hanging out. It's very enjoyable for both parties, and is also a necessary occurrence. Milk producing manipulators need to be milked periodically for the same reason that cows need to be milked. It hurts if they have too much.
6) Manipulators rarely enjoy drinking their own milk, though they will drink it if they need a little nutritional boost during the day and can't find any other means of getting it.
7) Despite only being able to digest food while sleeping, a manipulators body can process fluids at any time. Because of this, stores you see while walking on the street in a manipulator city will sell a ton of drinks and almost no food. Food can be delivered straight to a family's house, or can be bought at Costco-esque warehouses. Delivery is more common, given the vast quantity of food bought by a family at one time.
8) Only about 30% of an ingested meal (not counting the portion turned into milk) is used by the biological body. The rest of the nutrients is burned by small generators while sleeping, and cached in a battery to power the manipulators mechanical body.
9) Because manipulators don't have lungs to occupy the space, the chest area houses both the Data Core, it's enclosure, and the amplifier which projects the Data Stream. Also in there are the generators and the battery they charge.
10) The generators are the most complex meshing of machine-and-biology in the manipulator body. Biological muscles pump blood very quickly through several parallel turbines, which create electricity. Because of how it works, the generators are collectively considered a manipulators "heart."
OWWWW!!
Posted 14 years agoSo I was out walking last night on the new-fangled bike path. I wasn't paying attention; I didn't think anyone else was out there as it WAS 11 o' clock, and I hadn't seen anyone so far.
Then, this bicycler comes up out of nowhere, not paying attention for probably the same reasons I wasn't, and WHAM! His front wheel goes right into my crotch. D8 We both fell over, though I stayed down much longer than he did. I didn't even see his face. He got up and, quite meanly, said "Watch where you're going, stupid haoli," then took off on his bike again.
;~;
I eventually staggered up and called my mom to come get me.
My cock is black and blue right now. not fun.
Then, this bicycler comes up out of nowhere, not paying attention for probably the same reasons I wasn't, and WHAM! His front wheel goes right into my crotch. D8 We both fell over, though I stayed down much longer than he did. I didn't even see his face. He got up and, quite meanly, said "Watch where you're going, stupid haoli," then took off on his bike again.
;~;
I eventually staggered up and called my mom to come get me.
My cock is black and blue right now. not fun.
Inspirational Speech
Posted 14 years agoCan't remember if I shared this before, but I'm-a gonna share it again! This is a very inspirational speech that I found transcribed on DeviantArt. It's worth reading, and I urge all of you to read it. Even you lazy asses who don't like to read *glares at ocesome*.
http://sadwonderland.deviantart.com.....rnal/20128340/
http://sadwonderland.deviantart.com.....rnal/20128340/
Birthdays
Posted 14 years agoI wanna give a b-day shout out to 
ocesome, who's b-day was on June 3rd.
HAPPY B-DAY, GURL. <3
Also, I wanna remind people that my birthday is coming up on the 29th. ;P
ocesome, who's b-day was on June 3rd.HAPPY B-DAY, GURL. <3
Also, I wanna remind people that my birthday is coming up on the 29th. ;P
balls
Posted 14 years agoI think I have a balls fetish, now. o3o I have a huge craving for big balls all of a sudden, and it seems that every picture I see that has well drawn balls in it gets me super hard.
HURRAY BALLS
HURRAY BALLS
Peek at you
Posted 14 years agoNOBODY GET IN THE SHOWER.
I WILL pikachu.
I WILL pikachu.
@Califur
Posted 14 years agoSecond day of califur, it is. I decided to take half an hour to check my emails and such, as I havent done it in 3 days.
450 SUBMISSIONS!!! Dx
I'm having a blast so far with ocesome. She really is awesome. x3
SO MANY CUTE FURSUITERSSSSSSS! I'm in heaven.
Full report when this is all over! <3
450 SUBMISSIONS!!! Dx
I'm having a blast so far with
ocesome. She really is awesome. x3SO MANY CUTE FURSUITERSSSSSSS! I'm in heaven.
Full report when this is all over! <3
You know what I'd love to have a picture of?
Posted 14 years agoKaa tucking into a huge slice of juicy watermelon.
8D
8D
ATTENTION ALL FURAFFINITY USERS
Posted 14 years agoPenis.
That is all.
That is all.
Two rather epic, and random, dreams
Posted 14 years agoThe first on felt like a combination of Zelda and Minecraft. The second one was just weird.
FIRST:
Starts out at a big log building. It's a restaurant, built in the middle of nowhere, with a yellow-dirt road leading up to it. Josh, Alec, and Me walk up to the restaurant and ask the waiter for a couple of drinks. He brings them and goes away. A lady comes up, dressed fancy, but it's the type of fancy you'd expect in a western movie. She says that we have to go talk to Ganondorf at his hot dog stand, behind the restaurant. We go talk to him; he says that if we go steal the money from the upstairs apartment in the restaurant, he'll give us half of it to continue building out town with. We go steal the money, and when we go back Ganondorf says he won't give us half of it like he promised. He waves his hand and sends us flying back into the restaurant, but its slightly different. We suddenly have really futuristic guns in our hand, and zombies and Creepers start to come out of nowhere outside the restaurant; it's like Nazi Zombies on CoD. WE have to fight them off, then break out of the restaurant. WE go back to talk to Ganondorf again, and he's surprised that we survived. He says that he'll give us our money if we can defeat him. We somehow know that we need TNT to kill him, so we get on wolves and ride off to some little town where we talk to the mayor. WE somehow get TNT from him, then go back and blow up Ganondorf.
SECOND:
It's the Toy Story universe. Andy's family is moving, but they aren't buying a new house, they're bringing their current one with them. Buzz, Woody, and all the toys are fooling around in the house while it's being carted away on the back of a truck. Buzz decides to look out the side door, which gives them a view behind the truck. Buzz slips somehow and almost falls out, but Woody catches him. Buzz see's a bomb attached to the bottom of the truck, with a timer that only has 5 minutes left. The bomb looks like it's made of 2 WD Passport hard drives plugged into each other. Panic ensues as the toys try to figure out how to disarm the bomb. Woody finally just rips open the two hard drives and pulls out the C4. He throws it at the van driving behind the truck, which turns out to be the terrorist van. The C4 blows up. Everybody parties.
END
FIRST:
Starts out at a big log building. It's a restaurant, built in the middle of nowhere, with a yellow-dirt road leading up to it. Josh, Alec, and Me walk up to the restaurant and ask the waiter for a couple of drinks. He brings them and goes away. A lady comes up, dressed fancy, but it's the type of fancy you'd expect in a western movie. She says that we have to go talk to Ganondorf at his hot dog stand, behind the restaurant. We go talk to him; he says that if we go steal the money from the upstairs apartment in the restaurant, he'll give us half of it to continue building out town with. We go steal the money, and when we go back Ganondorf says he won't give us half of it like he promised. He waves his hand and sends us flying back into the restaurant, but its slightly different. We suddenly have really futuristic guns in our hand, and zombies and Creepers start to come out of nowhere outside the restaurant; it's like Nazi Zombies on CoD. WE have to fight them off, then break out of the restaurant. WE go back to talk to Ganondorf again, and he's surprised that we survived. He says that he'll give us our money if we can defeat him. We somehow know that we need TNT to kill him, so we get on wolves and ride off to some little town where we talk to the mayor. WE somehow get TNT from him, then go back and blow up Ganondorf.
SECOND:
It's the Toy Story universe. Andy's family is moving, but they aren't buying a new house, they're bringing their current one with them. Buzz, Woody, and all the toys are fooling around in the house while it's being carted away on the back of a truck. Buzz decides to look out the side door, which gives them a view behind the truck. Buzz slips somehow and almost falls out, but Woody catches him. Buzz see's a bomb attached to the bottom of the truck, with a timer that only has 5 minutes left. The bomb looks like it's made of 2 WD Passport hard drives plugged into each other. Panic ensues as the toys try to figure out how to disarm the bomb. Woody finally just rips open the two hard drives and pulls out the C4. He throws it at the van driving behind the truck, which turns out to be the terrorist van. The C4 blows up. Everybody parties.
END
Sorry
Posted 14 years agoI'm sorry I'm so unfriendly. :< I'm afraid I'm one of those people who require more persistence if you want to get close to me. I'm not an easy fellow to befriend.
Thank you so much to people who put up with me! Especially to my main buddehs Ocesome and 
zeropointg!! I wuv you guys! <3
Thank you so much to people who put up with me! Especially to my main buddehs
Ocesome and 
zeropointg!! I wuv you guys! <3Califur meme
Posted 14 years agofigured I'd do it... just for fun.
Where are you staying?
The Marriot. Duh. :P
Who will you be with?
Rooming with my parents ;~;
Hangin' with ocesome and her gang.
Do you do trades?
Sure, I guess. Don't expect coloring, though. >.O
What suits will you have?
Swim suit.
Your gender?
Male.
How old are ya?
18 bitches! Nah, but almost. :< I'll be 17 until June 29th.
Can I talk to you?
If I'm not talking to someone else, sure!
Can I buy you a drink?
OK. :)
What's your poison?
HANKS ROOTBEER!
Or any kind of rootbeer fancier than MUG and Barq's.
COFFEE. I like coffee, too. But not black :x
Can I commission you?
If you really want. *shrug*
What events?
FNL and the fursuit parade, fo sho. And, uh... other stuff? I'll see what there is.
Can I hug you?
I love hugs! Just introduce yourself at some point. And don't smell like cigarettes or booze.
How tall are you?
about 6ft even, I believe.
Are you nice?
Depends on your definition of nice?
Are you friendly?
No. I'm hard to talk to. Don't be dissuaded from trying, though. I like to talk once I get started. :)
How long are you going?
THE WHOLE THING, BABE.
Do you like parties?
HELLS YEAH. Bring out the cards and coupons, lets play some texas hold'em.
Can I give you a gift?
Yus.
If I see you, how should I get your attention?
Just call mah name. Either Isaiah (preferred), IJP (not preferred), Sidoma (x3), or Dave.
How can I spot you?
find this guy: http://yfrog.com/2tphotoon20101009at0010j
Anything else?
I DON'T BITE. Unless you want me to. o3o
Where are you staying?
The Marriot. Duh. :P
Who will you be with?
Rooming with my parents ;~;
Hangin' with
ocesome and her gang.Do you do trades?
Sure, I guess. Don't expect coloring, though. >.O
What suits will you have?
Swim suit.
Your gender?
Male.
How old are ya?
18 bitches! Nah, but almost. :< I'll be 17 until June 29th.
Can I talk to you?
If I'm not talking to someone else, sure!
Can I buy you a drink?
OK. :)
What's your poison?
HANKS ROOTBEER!
Or any kind of rootbeer fancier than MUG and Barq's.
COFFEE. I like coffee, too. But not black :x
Can I commission you?
If you really want. *shrug*
What events?
FNL and the fursuit parade, fo sho. And, uh... other stuff? I'll see what there is.
Can I hug you?
I love hugs! Just introduce yourself at some point. And don't smell like cigarettes or booze.
How tall are you?
about 6ft even, I believe.
Are you nice?
Depends on your definition of nice?
Are you friendly?
No. I'm hard to talk to. Don't be dissuaded from trying, though. I like to talk once I get started. :)
How long are you going?
THE WHOLE THING, BABE.
Do you like parties?
HELLS YEAH. Bring out the cards and coupons, lets play some texas hold'em.
Can I give you a gift?
Yus.
If I see you, how should I get your attention?
Just call mah name. Either Isaiah (preferred), IJP (not preferred), Sidoma (x3), or Dave.
How can I spot you?
find this guy: http://yfrog.com/2tphotoon20101009at0010j
Anything else?
I DON'T BITE. Unless you want me to. o3o
if you like metal, you have to hear this song
Posted 14 years agoWHOA-OH-OH-AH-AH-OH-AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!
HANKS ROOTBEER
Posted 14 years agoSo, I went to the San Diego Zoo yesterday. As soon as I got in the gate, I made a bee-line for the "reptile house." 8P They had a freaking KOMODO DRAGON there! I totally jizzed myself looking at it, it was so amazing. </exaggeration> Then several tanks down they had a 2-headed California King Snake. Wasn't as exciting as the komodo dragon, 'cause it hardly moved, and I couldn't see the two heads very well. :[ Still, 2 heads!! x3
There was a shit ton of birds there, too. o3o They had a pen with probably 25 flamingos in it. There was an aviary full of humming birds, which was cool. THEY'RE SO SMALL. In another aviary there was a little black bird that was giving me a "go away, dis ish mah bowl of maggots" look. And ducks; there were a ton of ducks there. OF pretty my EVERY FREAKING KIND. There were, like, 15 different kinds of duck. Some were very pretty, some were blah. Some dived under the water and swam like otters. I got several good pictures, which I'll mass-upload to Mediafire for any who wanna see.
There was a polar bear, basking on some rocks. It, along with the komodo dragon, actually inspired a new critter to go on eastlasoruna. =P
There was a set of refrigerators near the polar bear pen that compared how much the average human ate, and how much a polar bear ate in one meal. There were four different plates in the human fridge, with plenty of room for more. The polar bears fridge was jammed full of meat (plastic, of course; it's an exhibit), with all the shelved taken out, and it was squishing up against the top of the fridge. It said that the bear could eat 140 pounds of meat in one meal. I was like, "Oh shit, that's about 45 pounds off from how much I weigh!" And I chuckled and imagined getting eaten by a polar bear. Not really my kind of predator, but that komodo dragon... mmm...
ANYWHO... Monkeys. There were monkeys. This adolescent gorilla has fun teasing the photographers by turning his back to us, then suddenly looking around with the Zoolander face on. Other than that, not much excitement with monkeys.
There was a peacock walking around near the Condor cage. Walking around, like, on the paths that people were on. Not in a pen. There was a small crowd (maybe 10 people) gathered around it, taking pictures. I joined in and took a few photos. It probably got scared by all the people so close, 'cause it flared out it's tail and started making squawking noises. While everyone was preoccupied with the pretty front of the feathers, I snuck around back and got a look at the fluffy feathers in back, as well as some birdy cloaca. I'm such a perv. xD I didn't get any pics back there, though.
By then my feet were killing me, so my parents and I decided to take a quick peak at the wallabies, then leave.
END
There was a shit ton of birds there, too. o3o They had a pen with probably 25 flamingos in it. There was an aviary full of humming birds, which was cool. THEY'RE SO SMALL. In another aviary there was a little black bird that was giving me a "go away, dis ish mah bowl of maggots" look. And ducks; there were a ton of ducks there. OF pretty my EVERY FREAKING KIND. There were, like, 15 different kinds of duck. Some were very pretty, some were blah. Some dived under the water and swam like otters. I got several good pictures, which I'll mass-upload to Mediafire for any who wanna see.
There was a polar bear, basking on some rocks. It, along with the komodo dragon, actually inspired a new critter to go on eastlasoruna. =P
There was a set of refrigerators near the polar bear pen that compared how much the average human ate, and how much a polar bear ate in one meal. There were four different plates in the human fridge, with plenty of room for more. The polar bears fridge was jammed full of meat (plastic, of course; it's an exhibit), with all the shelved taken out, and it was squishing up against the top of the fridge. It said that the bear could eat 140 pounds of meat in one meal. I was like, "Oh shit, that's about 45 pounds off from how much I weigh!" And I chuckled and imagined getting eaten by a polar bear. Not really my kind of predator, but that komodo dragon... mmm...
ANYWHO... Monkeys. There were monkeys. This adolescent gorilla has fun teasing the photographers by turning his back to us, then suddenly looking around with the Zoolander face on. Other than that, not much excitement with monkeys.
There was a peacock walking around near the Condor cage. Walking around, like, on the paths that people were on. Not in a pen. There was a small crowd (maybe 10 people) gathered around it, taking pictures. I joined in and took a few photos. It probably got scared by all the people so close, 'cause it flared out it's tail and started making squawking noises. While everyone was preoccupied with the pretty front of the feathers, I snuck around back and got a look at the fluffy feathers in back, as well as some birdy cloaca. I'm such a perv. xD I didn't get any pics back there, though.
By then my feet were killing me, so my parents and I decided to take a quick peak at the wallabies, then leave.
END
HILARIOUS SONG
Posted 14 years agoYOU
Posted 14 years agoeaten for free
Posted 14 years agohttp://www.furaffinity.net/journal/2382290/
ocesome is eating people for free. Go get in on the action.
ocesome is eating people for free. Go get in on the action.FUUUUCK
Posted 14 years ago464 submissions to go through...
shit cakes.
shit cakes.
Disney-fuckin'-land
Posted 14 years agoYeah, I went to Disneyland today. It was pretty awesome, I must say. The lines weren't too long (they will be long next week, though), so everything was smooth flowing!
Hard to say what my favorite attraction was. Probably the Haunted Mansion, though the Pirates of the Caribbean was pretty good, too. o3o
DUCKS. There were ducks there. :P I like ducks. I like all birds, come to think of it. ANYWAY. One of the ducks totally face planted while trying to climb some rocks. It was hilariously cute, but I felt bad for the poor thing. :< Rocks hurt.
That song, "It's a small world," is FUCKIN' annoying. I couldn't get it out of my head for HOURS. Then it got pushed out by the song the birds sing at the Tiki hut, place, thing... wtvr it's called.
SO MANY BIRDS IN THAT ROOM.
I nearly died. I love birds. ^^
The guide we had for the jungle cruise was hilarious. You could totally tell he was bored out of his mind, yet he still cracked these über corny jokes. "Over here we have a dock, and over there we have a dock. Around here, we call that a pair of docks [paradox]."
I'm going back tomorrow. There were some things we didn't get to see, and there's still the California Adventures Park. My parents and I have the San Diego/LA city pass thing, so we got park hopper tickets.
Can't wait for Califur. I also can't wait for Sea World. DOLPHINS! Of course, I can SWIM with dolphins for free back in Hawaii. But meh. I'll go do that when I get back home.
Hard to say what my favorite attraction was. Probably the Haunted Mansion, though the Pirates of the Caribbean was pretty good, too. o3o
DUCKS. There were ducks there. :P I like ducks. I like all birds, come to think of it. ANYWAY. One of the ducks totally face planted while trying to climb some rocks. It was hilariously cute, but I felt bad for the poor thing. :< Rocks hurt.
That song, "It's a small world," is FUCKIN' annoying. I couldn't get it out of my head for HOURS. Then it got pushed out by the song the birds sing at the Tiki hut, place, thing... wtvr it's called.
SO MANY BIRDS IN THAT ROOM.
I nearly died. I love birds. ^^
The guide we had for the jungle cruise was hilarious. You could totally tell he was bored out of his mind, yet he still cracked these über corny jokes. "Over here we have a dock, and over there we have a dock. Around here, we call that a pair of docks [paradox]."
I'm going back tomorrow. There were some things we didn't get to see, and there's still the California Adventures Park. My parents and I have the San Diego/LA city pass thing, so we got park hopper tickets.
Can't wait for Califur. I also can't wait for Sea World. DOLPHINS! Of course, I can SWIM with dolphins for free back in Hawaii. But meh. I'll go do that when I get back home.
YEEEEE!!
Posted 14 years agoMy grandpa found a snake in their backyard. It was just a little garter snake, green and yellow, but it was so pretty! <3
I probably loved it so much because I haven't seen a real snake in YEARS. It was fun carrying it around for however long I did.
I saved it from the wrath of my grandma and aunties; they wanted to throw it into the neighbors yard by the dog. I took it and let it go on the opposite side of the yard. My grandma was appalled when I told her that I loved snakes.
I wish I'd gotten some pictures, but oh well. YEEEEEE!!!
I probably loved it so much because I haven't seen a real snake in YEARS. It was fun carrying it around for however long I did.
I saved it from the wrath of my grandma and aunties; they wanted to throw it into the neighbors yard by the dog. I took it and let it go on the opposite side of the yard. My grandma was appalled when I told her that I loved snakes.
I wish I'd gotten some pictures, but oh well. YEEEEEE!!!
AWESOME CONCEPT
Posted 14 years agoDUUUUUDES
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/5779571/
That is totally pimp-ASS! O3O
Especially if you're a vore voyeur. I think it'd be SOOO hot to see, like, Grenata being sloooowly lowered down into that waiting throat and swallowed up by that dragoness. mmm <P
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/5779571/
That is totally pimp-ASS! O3O
Especially if you're a vore voyeur. I think it'd be SOOO hot to see, like, Grenata being sloooowly lowered down into that waiting throat and swallowed up by that dragoness. mmm <P
Graduation and After Partyyyy
Posted 14 years agoSooooo, I totally graduated from high school LAST NIGHT. It's was so fun! I nearly cried walking up to the stand with the graduation theme playing. So emotional. There were a few girls that were crying, and I totally got to hug one. SQUEE! <3 The best part of the ceremony was the musical presentation we seniors put on for our parents. We sang some High School Musical song, "Lean On Me," "Beat It," and a few others. For some of them we had certain people in the senior class get up and do, like, lead dances with the rest of the class as backup dancers. I wasn't one of the lead dancers, but idc. It was amazing anyway.
I got about 50 leis put around my neck afterwards. This is a hawaiian-style graduation, there's GOTTA be leis! THEY WAS HEAVEH. But I got tons of candy and shit that I won't be able to eat until I get back from California (I leave TODAY. In three hours).
After graduation, 3 of my friends and I got together and went out to a nearby beach park to PARTAY. One of my friend's parents had gotten a bungalow-thing over there; rented it for the weekend. They let us be in it. We got the perfect combination of drunk and high, and stayed up until 2:30am talking, laughing, eating chips and this shrimp-noodle stuff. It was awesome. Beer tastes nasty, though. I only had one and a half bottles, then set about eating everything chocolate in sight to wash the taste out of my mouth.
Now off to California. Califur in ~2 weeks!! :D
I got about 50 leis put around my neck afterwards. This is a hawaiian-style graduation, there's GOTTA be leis! THEY WAS HEAVEH. But I got tons of candy and shit that I won't be able to eat until I get back from California (I leave TODAY. In three hours).
After graduation, 3 of my friends and I got together and went out to a nearby beach park to PARTAY. One of my friend's parents had gotten a bungalow-thing over there; rented it for the weekend. They let us be in it. We got the perfect combination of drunk and high, and stayed up until 2:30am talking, laughing, eating chips and this shrimp-noodle stuff. It was awesome. Beer tastes nasty, though. I only had one and a half bottles, then set about eating everything chocolate in sight to wash the taste out of my mouth.
Now off to California. Califur in ~2 weeks!! :D
funky-ass dream
Posted 14 years agoIt was kinda based off of one of my nephews school books (he's six, so it was a short reading exercise).
Anywho, it started off with my dada and I arguing about Stockholm, Sweden. He was insisting that it was this magical fairy city, and i was saying that it was just a normal place. Finally, my dad was like, "I'll prove to you that it's a fairy city!"
So we go an get on this flying boat and head off to Stockholm. along the way we pass through this giant glowing gate of sorts. It was made of trees grown together and gold twisted in between and such. Pretty cool.
some other stuff I can't remember clearly.
Then we get to this huge-ass castle in the sky. Our boat rolls up and docks at the castle, and we get out. A huge door in front of our dock opens up and this MASSIVE fairy floats out and challenges my dad to a duel! So they go inside and my dad fights her in a place similar to where you fight Ganondorf in Ocarina of Time. He actually beats her, which is amazing. This butler dude come up and is like, "congratulations, sir, you are now the lord of this Castle and all of stockholm."
"Where is Stockholm?" Goes my dad. The butler opens a curtain, and there's a city outside!
"There." Says the butler.
Stockholm looks like a smoggy ghetto. o3o In my dream at least (I dunno how it looks irl).
We ride home in the flying boat and I laugh at my dad.
Anywho, it started off with my dada and I arguing about Stockholm, Sweden. He was insisting that it was this magical fairy city, and i was saying that it was just a normal place. Finally, my dad was like, "I'll prove to you that it's a fairy city!"
So we go an get on this flying boat and head off to Stockholm. along the way we pass through this giant glowing gate of sorts. It was made of trees grown together and gold twisted in between and such. Pretty cool.
some other stuff I can't remember clearly.
Then we get to this huge-ass castle in the sky. Our boat rolls up and docks at the castle, and we get out. A huge door in front of our dock opens up and this MASSIVE fairy floats out and challenges my dad to a duel! So they go inside and my dad fights her in a place similar to where you fight Ganondorf in Ocarina of Time. He actually beats her, which is amazing. This butler dude come up and is like, "congratulations, sir, you are now the lord of this Castle and all of stockholm."
"Where is Stockholm?" Goes my dad. The butler opens a curtain, and there's a city outside!
"There." Says the butler.
Stockholm looks like a smoggy ghetto. o3o In my dream at least (I dunno how it looks irl).
We ride home in the flying boat and I laugh at my dad.
Beds...
Posted 14 years agoFuck beds, I want a sofa.
