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Posted 12 years agoI've studied species turian, asari and batarian.
I'm quite good at genetics (as a subset of biology)
Because I am an expert (which I know is a tautology)
I'm also quite familiar, too, with matters dealing medicine.
I'll diagnose and treat the galaxy's most sickly quarian.
I've cured most deadly plagues that bring populations to their knees....
....to their knees...bees, sees, fees...Got it!
And I've learned to greatly limit the average amount of fertile Krogan seeds!
And he's learned to greatly limit the average amount of fertile Krogan seeds!
And he's learned to greatly limit the average amount of fertile Krogan seeds!
And he's learned to greatly limit the average amount of fertile Krogan-ogan seeds!
My xenoscience studies range from urban to agrarian,
Tuchanka, Illium, Omega, and those far more alien.
In short, in matters turian, asari, and batarian.
I am the very model of a scientist salarian.
In short, in matters turian, asari, and batarian,
He is the very model of a scientist salarian!
I know the numerous details of several species' chemistry,
From elcor to the volus, from evolution to anatomy,
Krogan reproduction, and the dextro-amino acid strains,
Of which turians and quarians form their cells and organs, bones and veins.
Humans are unique with their wide array of gene diversity,
My research of Collector technology shook society,
About beings' reaction to stress, my knowledge remains precise,
Those seeking support in intercourse, I can offer my advice.
Those seeking support in intercourse, he can offer his advice!
Those seeking support in intercourse, he can offer his advice!
Those seeking support in intercourse, he can offer his ad-his advice!
This vast supply of knowledge covers every living sapient.
My brilliant hardened mind is virtually omniscient.
In short, in matters turian, asari, and batarian,
I am the very model of a scientist salarian.
In short, in matters turian, asari, and batarian,
He is the very model of a scientist salarian!
Beyond scientific expertise, I've also skills in combat,
Killed people, once with farm equipment, many other violent acts.
One probably wouldn't tell from my exterior appearance.
In fact I'm quite familiar in subjects involving ordnance.
Though I've no trouble eliminating those I see as dangerous,
I can't deny that things I do are considered to be heartless,
Ethics and morals in the past have proven somewhat conflicted....
...conflicted, that's tricky...how about...
But know it's for learning, growth, not death, for which I am addicted!
But know it's for learning, growth, not death, for which he addicted!
But know it's for learning, growth, not death, for which he is addicted!
But know it's for learning, growth, not death, for which he is addict-addicted!
With my military past, I'll put a bullet in your head with ease.
I've disposed of ruffians almost as frequently as disease.
But still, in matters turian, asari, and batarian
I am the very model of a scientist salarian!
But still, in matters turian, asari, and batarian,
He is the very model of a scientist salarian!
....
*cough*
I just got passed the mission in Mass Effect 3 where Mordin dies I got sad and wanted to hear him sing Gilbert & Sullivan once more. That inspired me to put this up.
I'm quite good at genetics (as a subset of biology)
Because I am an expert (which I know is a tautology)
I'm also quite familiar, too, with matters dealing medicine.
I'll diagnose and treat the galaxy's most sickly quarian.
I've cured most deadly plagues that bring populations to their knees....
....to their knees...bees, sees, fees...Got it!
And I've learned to greatly limit the average amount of fertile Krogan seeds!
And he's learned to greatly limit the average amount of fertile Krogan seeds!
And he's learned to greatly limit the average amount of fertile Krogan seeds!
And he's learned to greatly limit the average amount of fertile Krogan-ogan seeds!
My xenoscience studies range from urban to agrarian,
Tuchanka, Illium, Omega, and those far more alien.
In short, in matters turian, asari, and batarian.
I am the very model of a scientist salarian.
In short, in matters turian, asari, and batarian,
He is the very model of a scientist salarian!
I know the numerous details of several species' chemistry,
From elcor to the volus, from evolution to anatomy,
Krogan reproduction, and the dextro-amino acid strains,
Of which turians and quarians form their cells and organs, bones and veins.
Humans are unique with their wide array of gene diversity,
My research of Collector technology shook society,
About beings' reaction to stress, my knowledge remains precise,
Those seeking support in intercourse, I can offer my advice.
Those seeking support in intercourse, he can offer his advice!
Those seeking support in intercourse, he can offer his advice!
Those seeking support in intercourse, he can offer his ad-his advice!
This vast supply of knowledge covers every living sapient.
My brilliant hardened mind is virtually omniscient.
In short, in matters turian, asari, and batarian,
I am the very model of a scientist salarian.
In short, in matters turian, asari, and batarian,
He is the very model of a scientist salarian!
Beyond scientific expertise, I've also skills in combat,
Killed people, once with farm equipment, many other violent acts.
One probably wouldn't tell from my exterior appearance.
In fact I'm quite familiar in subjects involving ordnance.
Though I've no trouble eliminating those I see as dangerous,
I can't deny that things I do are considered to be heartless,
Ethics and morals in the past have proven somewhat conflicted....
...conflicted, that's tricky...how about...
But know it's for learning, growth, not death, for which I am addicted!
But know it's for learning, growth, not death, for which he addicted!
But know it's for learning, growth, not death, for which he is addicted!
But know it's for learning, growth, not death, for which he is addict-addicted!
With my military past, I'll put a bullet in your head with ease.
I've disposed of ruffians almost as frequently as disease.
But still, in matters turian, asari, and batarian
I am the very model of a scientist salarian!
But still, in matters turian, asari, and batarian,
He is the very model of a scientist salarian!
....
*cough*
I just got passed the mission in Mass Effect 3 where Mordin dies I got sad and wanted to hear him sing Gilbert & Sullivan once more. That inspired me to put this up.
Albert einstein
Posted 13 years ago"Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results."
By the subject line you can tell whom said this well Yea its true. Now im not doing this for sympathy or pity i just really need to vent and my boy freind is to sleepy right now and i dont wanna disturb him.
I bileve this quote greatly. Any preson whos been bullied in high school would know its true since unless you strike back in some way at the bully they wont stop. I just kinda wish that it wasn't i mean hell i wish the whole world was sunshine and rainbows but were stil fighting a war we shouldnt. My problems are about a year or so long. Now those of you that know my boy freind moved here about a year ago now no its not him i love him and i actually think im still holding it together because of him. It's just around then i kinda cut ties with all my former freinds cause well they still hang with my ex whos a massive douche nozzle (<-Technical term). So i've parted ways with them cause i really dont wanna run in to him again or deal with all his drama (He had this massive dependency on me.) Its just been tough and i kinda was hoping for simple. People always say that "every cloud has a Silver lining." In the real world though crap like thats fairy tales. Now this breaking point is brought on by a less recent event and a current event of my life. My parents about a week before Christmas got in to a massive fight that ended badly. They hardly talked to each other at first eventualy they got over it like it seemed it always did when i was younger. Now though i relize that i knew the whole time that it was simply they were keeping all these issues under the surface from me and my siblings as not to upset us. The other Just happened to me about twenty minutes ago. My mother came in to my room not to long ago asking for her keys. We share a car since my van is currently in the shop and hopefully i can get it back soon. I had forgotten to put them on the kitchen table last night so it was supposed to be anticipated. It wasnt though since my mom was much more manic then usual. She's very particular about every thing so this is why i use the word manic. I ask her whats wrong while i try to find her keys and she tells me that my father is gone and he's taken all his things. Now ive had a pretty much steady flow of crap thrown at me over this year but that fight and this have hit me the hardest out of all of them. So there is another saying that goes "Bad things comein threes." Well Im on Twelve and would really love off this Merry go round please.
P.S. For those who dont get the albert einstein quote and its relevence to this. Its a play on how i feel like i've never really stepped up to try to change my life. So this is me starting that change No more will i simply let life come at me i will push against it.
Thanks,
Yours truly,
Inas Vulpus
By the subject line you can tell whom said this well Yea its true. Now im not doing this for sympathy or pity i just really need to vent and my boy freind is to sleepy right now and i dont wanna disturb him.
I bileve this quote greatly. Any preson whos been bullied in high school would know its true since unless you strike back in some way at the bully they wont stop. I just kinda wish that it wasn't i mean hell i wish the whole world was sunshine and rainbows but were stil fighting a war we shouldnt. My problems are about a year or so long. Now those of you that know my boy freind moved here about a year ago now no its not him i love him and i actually think im still holding it together because of him. It's just around then i kinda cut ties with all my former freinds cause well they still hang with my ex whos a massive douche nozzle (<-Technical term). So i've parted ways with them cause i really dont wanna run in to him again or deal with all his drama (He had this massive dependency on me.) Its just been tough and i kinda was hoping for simple. People always say that "every cloud has a Silver lining." In the real world though crap like thats fairy tales. Now this breaking point is brought on by a less recent event and a current event of my life. My parents about a week before Christmas got in to a massive fight that ended badly. They hardly talked to each other at first eventualy they got over it like it seemed it always did when i was younger. Now though i relize that i knew the whole time that it was simply they were keeping all these issues under the surface from me and my siblings as not to upset us. The other Just happened to me about twenty minutes ago. My mother came in to my room not to long ago asking for her keys. We share a car since my van is currently in the shop and hopefully i can get it back soon. I had forgotten to put them on the kitchen table last night so it was supposed to be anticipated. It wasnt though since my mom was much more manic then usual. She's very particular about every thing so this is why i use the word manic. I ask her whats wrong while i try to find her keys and she tells me that my father is gone and he's taken all his things. Now ive had a pretty much steady flow of crap thrown at me over this year but that fight and this have hit me the hardest out of all of them. So there is another saying that goes "Bad things comein threes." Well Im on Twelve and would really love off this Merry go round please.
P.S. For those who dont get the albert einstein quote and its relevence to this. Its a play on how i feel like i've never really stepped up to try to change my life. So this is me starting that change No more will i simply let life come at me i will push against it.
Thanks,
Yours truly,
Inas Vulpus
?_? Da Fuuuuu?
Posted 14 years agoOk so im ok with nature in nature. When it invades my personal space though its taking it to far! Im watching a movie with my boy friend and we see something move over by the door. We live in the basement so we thought it was a cricket or something. We realize it isn't when the Chipmunk dashes over behind our dresser. So i freak ans hide in the living room upstairs till i come back down see the thing run behind the wall outside our bedroom. So disaster averted...... I'm still sleeping in the spare bedroom tonight.
