10. “Don’t trust college squirrels.”

9. “It doesn’t feel good to have wine in your sinuses.”

8. “I’m not saying they don’t exist, I’m saying don’t understand how they’re real.”

7. “I think we can fit if we don’t have shit.”

6. “We’re not throwing pineapples!”

5. “I’m picking who gets to be Voldemort!”

4. “Congratulations! You get to kill all your friends!”

3. “Just because it’s 18+ doesn’t mean I’m going to use foul language, asshole.”

2. “I want a bubble bath in my elevator.”

1. “I call it ‘Milking the Kangaroo’.”

Yeah, that title is correct. I didn't leave a word out accidentally, like it's supposed to be Top Twenty One Things Said or something. Nope - just one funny-when-quoted-without-context line spoken at ArtPrize this year. And here it is -

1. Port-a-potties were the original unisex bathrooms.

I don't know why this year was so different. You guys acted too normal.

"Will you be my new mom?"

"I like horses and I'm allergic to hay."

"I did it before it was illegal."

"Does that thing have, like, six lips?"

"There's been a lot of fucking going on in New York City."

"You can dab on it and only a little bit want to die."

"Look at all those meth labs over there!"

"I can't wait to have sex with a literal carpet."

"If you milk a mouse, you can make mice cream."

"If you want to have fun in two ways, get in both ends."

"I'm paying for the pizza too, you dildo!"

25. "You can store stuff in it, like mementos. And Mentos."

24. "These are the derpiest hangers I've ever seen!"

23. "There was a symphony of cracks in my back."

22. "I'm one of the worst eye-touchers."

21. "They're probably dead. I'll rip them off!"

20. "Oklahomo."

19. "I shouldn't be making a joke of a tragedy, but I had to."

18. "I'm either Superman or homeless, I'm not sure which."

17. "The only thing better than floor pizza is chair pizza."

16. "I'm terrified but it sounds great!"

15. "Hey, can you be my dad?"

14. "You take up the whole elevator with your dang tail."

13. "Wow, these trousers are good. I'm in heaven right now."

12. "I will feed you to a blender!"

11. "Elevator, you're keeping me from my booze. Why?"

10. "You do know what kind of artists we are, right? We'll just draw tits everywhere."

9. "Matter cannot be created unless you're squishing pizzas."

8. "Avocados are what happens when a plant tries to emulate an egg."

7. "That's all I'm going to say about oiling your dragon."

6. "Don't do it with pants."

5. "You guys don't pay me enough cotton candy for this."

4. "Quit trying to cop a feel of that sign."

3. "If you're a werewolf, don't let anyone touch your ball."

2. "The only thing you have in common with my mother is breasts."

1. "Foxes - they'll just rub dicks over any part of their bodies that's exposed."

3. "I wonder if there's a contest to see which is the hottest animal."

2. "Please don't pee on the furniture. That's what the toilets are for. I know it's not as fun, but come on!"

1. "I do it both ways, people don't seem to think much of it."

A shorter ArtPrize furmeet than most years with me spending long stretches of time away from the group, so not many quotes.

5. "One ringtail to rule them all."

4. "Fuck the magic when it's 94."

3. "You don't have to be a fursuiter to be sweaty today."

2. "When money licks you, pay up."

1. "We're waiting for the sergal to stop being blown."

12. "I want a first floor igloo."

11. "Your bark box is broken."

10. "You want some jungle juice? I'm trying to kill all of it."

9. "A slap across the face is better than a slap across the balls."

8. "It's not a real con until there's testicular torsion."

7. "Newspapers? You mean people print out the Internet and sell it?"

6. "It's one of those where it's so good it's bad."

5. "I shouldn't tell him I brought my ropes."

4. "It's like a masochistic Pikachu."

3. "Want to see my fursona? It's a triple gendered fox/Pikachu triple hybrid!"

2. "Give me the toaster strudel, daddy!"

1. "Only my balls and my head get wet."

Been a while since I made one of these, huh?

8. "But explosions are fun!"

7. "It was the Nazis, wasn't it?"

6. "Don't get bug guts on my stuff."

5. "I fell face first into an elevator."

4. "Is it because we're fucking furries?" "Well, most of us here do."

3. "Double reverse psychology makes my brain hurt."

2. "This bitch just went up two inches."

1. "I woke up with a bottle of Everclear nestled gently on the pillow next to me, so that explained things."

45. "He's very efficient at converting oxygen to carbon dioxide."

44. "I am white chocolate Morpheus."

43. "I just realized I'm holding an ice cream cone."

42. "I'm the Guest of Dishonor."

41. "I'm neither going to ask nor imagine what he wants it for."

40. "The fun family game where people die."

39. "It hates me and loves me and I don't understand why."

38. "I have a bunch of graphs in front of me and I can't remember why."

37. "It takes a lot of time to look this awesome while being hung over."

36. "'Lion trafficking' with a question mark?"

35. "Furry is weird. Ask your parents."

34. "Kale liqueur doesn't brew itself overnight."

33. "Coffee is angry juice, beer is happy juice."

32. "This tastes like Satan's prostate."

31. "There better not be a panic attack at the end of this."

30. "We spent way too much money because of cute."

29. "Chairs are blunt objects and you just stabbed me with one."

28. "This shit show starts when I say it starts."

27. "Never wear black pants to a fur con, you'll get shed on from all the fursuiters."

26. "Let's just make this a roving felony."

25. "They don't hate you, it's alternative love."

24. "It's the first day and I'm already hung over."

23. "The problem with winged fursuits - I don't know where to hug them."

22. "Digimon Garlic Champions!"

21. "This is accelerated drinking even by Wisconsin standards."

20. "You can't just thrust, the swish had meaning!"

19. "I can think of better things to do by myself without other people."

18. "I've never seen a building so happy about being underwater."

17. "I'm up here to torture you, so wheeeee!"

16. "My hand is so gay."

15. "I don't know whether to be proud or disappointed."

14. "Thank you very much for destroying everything that I hold dear."

13. "It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye due to a Pop-Tart incident."

12. "The two guys next door sure are agreeing loudly."

11. "I need to race like a piss horse."

10. "You haven't set anything on fire yet, so I still love you."

9. "If a raft bursts into flames, it becomes flamboyant."

8. "Don't fluff my face, it doesn't need that."

7. "You are not allowed to finger it on stage."

6. "I found Squidward nose porn!"

5. "You can't tell us what's not dick shaped."

4. "Don't you look like a bitch?"

3. "You've got to get two fingers in there."

2. "Get off your knees, we'll have time for that later."

1. "I'm going to finger what I want. I don't think anyone here minds."

35. "Severiously."

34. "Two dogs, one bowl."

33. "Now there's just a big open space of no regrets."

32. "You could eat dinner off of my tail."

31. "Nature is right there, it'll wake you up."

30. "Times New German."

29. "You're only assistant thinking."

28. "I can't afford you either."

27. "I'm trying to eat this shitty salad, come on!"

26. "I don't like kissing under birds."

25. "Nap Con 2016: Where All Your Dreams Come True."

24. "It felt really good about three days later."

23. "Gideon Grey's brownies are special."

22. "It's like poison tipped weapons, but instead of dying they get drunk."

21. "My mom's face is broken."

20. "You can't get tricked into skydiving."

19. "I said stacking, not squishing!"

18. "You get to hold a head in your lap, how much more fun can that be?"

17. "Maybe I'm not such a flaming idiot after all."

16. "It's either a 9 or a penis, I can't tell."

15. "Enjoy your ride on the gluten-free elevator."

14. "I don't ever want to be molded by underwear."

13. "You're in the lake now, bitch!"

12. "Doesn't anyone want a salty little fox?"

11. "Showing me you drinking alcohol is not the equivalent of showing me ID."

10. "Liquor spears for the Vanguard!"

9. "Pay your respects to Mufasa, he died for your sins."

8. "We're halfway to Rambo Paris Hilton."

7. "A mobilized chihuahua bunker, for all your militarized chihuahua needs."

6. "If money was lasers, wallets would be amazing."

5. "You cannot believe how satisfying it feels to touch your butt!"

4. "The better question is, whose meat hasn't been in his mouth?"

3. "If only my smartphone would have stopped me from murdering my dog!"

2. "The rumor that foxes can take half their body weight up their butt is not true."

1. "If we're not getting sushi, I'm going to kick a child in the face."

I haven't heard anything about there being a furmeet at John Ball Zoo around Halloween this year. Most years it's been either two weekends or one weekend before the actual holiday. Halloween is a week away, so did I miss it? I really hope I didn't miss it, I think I've been to it every year we've had such a furmeet. Please let me know if you know anything about it.

17. "Traffic is very confused by us."

16. "It ain't easy being greasy."

15. "That's not chalk, that's cheese!"

14. "Holy shit, he's got chicken nuggets in his pockets!"

13. "I'm in a peach mood."

12. "OJ makes me make funny faces.

11. "I thought it was cool, then I got sad."

10. "I'm sorry, there was a blood curdling scream. What did you say?"

9. "It was like unleashing a zombie on a small village."

8. "I don't have any murdering implements with me."

7. "If I'm not drunk by the end of the night, something went askew."

6. "We already have Korean Jesus, we don't need another one."

5. "I want to learn how to play the crotch flute."

4. "Let me show you what too much love is like."

3. "The beaver is busy chopping down his morning wood."

2. "It was my first time, and I didn't die!"

1. "Once it's down far enough, I can keep it from squirting everywhere."

I want to get more art of Malachite, so I've updated his ref sheet ever so slightly - http://www.furaffinity.net/view/18505176/

Be on the lookout for this wolf hopefully soon!

Two weeks ago I was in New Orleans and I visited the Audubon Aquarium of the Americas. There I videoed an otter during feeding time. Check it out here - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcrIAD5PgjU

45. Two plus three o'clock - four o'clock!

44. Architecture is my fetish.

43. I want to get my PhD in Furry.

42. I am pro-oatmeal.

41. You were volun-told.

40. He remembered something from Boy Scouts - that he didn't go.

39. Why are you putting straws in my hat?

38. Who invented the sun, anyway? It's terrible!

37. I need a back stylist.

36. Why do these cars smell like grapefruit?

35. The trick to being drunk - be an idiot!

34. He was choke hold cuddling me.

33. This probably looks like a weird breastfeeding thing.

32. I want all that slimy garbage all over me.

31. That's more than moist.

30. I'm glad Twitter didn't exist when I was in my 20's.

29. Is that a murdered windsock?

28. Hot diggety didgeridoo!

27. Where are my hands?

26. Flipper tastes so good, though!

25. Weddings are funerals with cake.

24. Stop doing female heroes.

23. Is it certified orgasmic?

22. Are we playing strip arm wrestling?

21. Throw meat at us.

20. He's got kool-aid in his hair.

19. I can get gay bacon.

18. Do not eat the kangaroo!

17. I've run out of fucks to give. Cuddles, though, that's another story.

16. Pardon me while I get on this guy's shoulders.

15. Pardon my nips.

14. You sounded like Kermit the Frog on helium.

13. If only I had three balls...

12. That's much better than a metal condom.

11. We are going to take your innocence and throw it against a wall.

10. Don't ask a dog for help tying knots.

9. Do you really want to get your dick wet in that bag?

8. You can have a horse lead you to water, but it'll probably drink it all before you get there.

7. I see a fox and I immediately think trouble's going on.

6. I am going to shove things in your face.

5. I care about my crotch being wet more than anything else right now.

4. Somebody is fucking with me, I don't know who, but I'm kicking both of your asses.

3. The sad part is, it's not even jizz.

2. Where the fuck's that dick at?

1. Why are you black?

I heavily debated whether or not I should even make this journal. In the end I decided it would be better to vent my feelings than just let them stir within me.

Great Lakes Fur Con 2016 was my 22nd time attending a furry convention. I love going to fur cons, that should be obvious. If I didn't, I wouldn't have gone to them close to two dozen times. Looking back at all my fur con experiences and comparing this past weekend to all my previous cons, GLFC 2016 was probably my worst.

With that said, I want to start off by saying that of course it wasn't all bad. The best part of every con is spending time with friends. Kira, Lee, Chronsky, Barkley, and my roommates Arcky, Axl, and Jayde, I enjoyed the time I got to spend with each and every one of you. It is always great seeing you all. The absolute best moment of my weekend was seeing the reaction I got from the two artists from whom I picked up badges when I gave them both tips for their amazing work. The few panels I attended were enjoyable. And I enjoyed running my own panel, Furry Pictionary. More on that below.

Sadly, I can't say much more good about my weekend. For every good point that I could list about what went well, I could match it with a point about something that didn't go well. And if you only enjoy half of the aspects of a con, that's dangerously close to the "overall not worth going" range.

My biggest gripe was with the schedule. And oh god did this con ever have a terrible schedule. Where do I even begin?

The Sponsor's Lounge was open from 12 to 2 and from 5 to 7 on Friday, from 11 to 1 and from 4 to 6 on Saturday, and from 11 to 2 on Sunday. I meant to ask while at the con but I never did, so I'll ask here - why was the Sponsor's Lounge open for such a short amount of time? I go to MFF every year, and every year their Con Suite is open all day. I went to every year of FCN, and every year the Sponsor's Lounge was open all day, and MCFC has carried on that tradition. With most cons giving Sponsors - and in MFF's case all attendees - all day access to a Con Suite/Sponsor's Lounge, why have GLFC's open for only two or three hour blocks of time?

That wasn't the only problem with the schedule, far from it in fact. The main thing, though, is that there were so few events. There were four events on Sunday, six counting Closing Ceremonies and the Dead Dog Dance. I wasn't even planning on going to the Dance Showcase, but I did because I heard that my friend Kira was going to be in it and I'd never seen her dance before.

The lack of panels isn't really all that shocking to be honest. The number of panels on the schedule can only be as big as the number of panels suggested, and with an attendance of just over 300 people, you're not going to get a whole lot of requests. And before I make my next point, let me point out that I was a department leader at a fur con for four years. I know first hand how difficult it is running a convention, and that goes for everyone involved, and that includes the programming department.

This is the biggest point I want to make, and I mean no disrespect to the programming director when I write this next part. Running my panel, Furry Pictionary, was my most anticipated part of my GLFC weekend. And the panel itself went very well. It wasn't perfect, but it went well. But I was completely baffled when I found out it was scheduled for 10am on Saturday. Not only that, but it was scheduled for the same exact time as the Fursuit Games. Minor point - why put the Fursuit Games there? I've never seen the Fursuit Games scheduled in the morning. But the more important point is something that I only realized while I was writing this journal - the overlap of the Fursuit Games and Furry Pictionary was the only instance of two events with an overlap for their entire duration. Every other example of two events taking place at the same time had only a half hour overlap. My hour and a half panel started at the same time as the two hour Fursuit Games.

Yes, I know that not everyone who runs a panel is going to be happy with the time slot they're given. Yes, I know that putting together a schedule for a fur con is not an easy thing to do, and overlapping panels is an inevitability. But the 10am start time of my panel and the coincidence with the Fursuit Games, which were in the neighboring room, were two strikes against me from the start. And I tried everything I could to garner interest in my panel - I made an FA journal about it, I tweeted about it, the con's Twitter account tweeted about it, I even made a sign on a foam board advertising the panel that my roommate carried around with him almost all day Friday. And after all that, at the start of my panel there were six people in the audience, and three of those six were my roommates. All those steps to try ensuring a good turnout didn't really, well, turn out. There were close to twenty people in the room at the end of the game, which was great, and a big improvement from last year, but obviously it would have been an even better game had that many people been there from the start.

There's one more point I could make to describe why my weekend was not among the better con weekends I've had in the past, but it's a personal reason that would say not so great things about a few people and about myself, so I will refrain from doing so.

Last year was my first GLFC, and I was only there for a day. Less than a day, really. What small fraction I saw last year gave me the feeling that the con was being planned as it was happening. This year I attended from Friday morning to Monday morning, and that same feeling returned and stayed with me the whole time. Registration started in one location and was later moved to another. The signage looked very unprofessional. The dances were shut down early some nights. The schedule was a mess. Attendance went down from last year's number.

GLFC, what you did well got done well. What didn't go well went very poorly. If anyone has answers to the questions I asked above, I'd love to hear them. If you had a great time at GLFC, I'd also love to hear about that. This was half a con review, half just me venting, so if you really strongly disagree with what I said, you're free to comment, but keep in mind, I had a rough weekend, if that wasn't already abundantly clear.

Here's the thing. I will be running a panel at GLFC in a few weeks - I will be running a game of Furry Pictionary, the same panel that I ran last year. Last year it went really well, and this year I think it will be even better. The problem, however, is that it was scheduled at a time that I fear will cause many people to not want to attend - it's at 10am on Saturday.

I want this panel to be a success, and it won't be unless people attend. So I want to get the word out about it, but I'm not too sure how to go about doing that. Anyone have any ideas?

I've made one journal about it here on FA already, but with only 284 FA watchers, I doubt many people have seen it, and so far only one person has commented on it. I could tweet about it, but I only have 162 Twitter followers. Popufur I am not. I suppose I'll tweet about it when we get closer to the actual con.

So yeah. What else can I do? I'd be up for just about anything. I really want my panel to go well.

I will be hosting another panel at GLFC this year. It will be a repeat of last year's panel, Furry Pictionary! Join me in the Superior room on Saturday at 10am. I know, that's pretty early, but the time wasn't my choice. Attendance last year was small, so I'm hoping for a bigger crowd this time around. So don't party too hard Friday night, and join me Saturday morning for a fun game of Pictionary to get your day going!

Who can I expect to see there? Let me know!

Another con is in the books, so here's another quote list. Shorter than most convention quote lists because this was another con where I could only attend for one day. Still a lot longer than most furmeet lists. Enjoy.

22. "I do have plans, I just don't remember them."

21. "His name is the letter two."

20. "I left them in my other eye."

19. "They're annoying, but addictive."

18. "Aww, I'm all dirty now."

17. "I like this because I can pet it."

16. "It's like a reenactment of my love life!"

15. "Wine hurts in your nostrils."

14. "Rhinos on skateboards everywhere!"

13. "This table triggers me!"

12. "I had just a bunch of feta cheese last night and nothing else."

11. "It's an alcoholic Dalek!"

10. "I think it's Dickman."

9. "I could fuck you most of the way to death and you could find out."

8. "Germans shake their heads when they mean yes, right? ...He's disagreeing with me."

7. "That's the only thing I've turned on in a long time."

6. "I have terrible stage fright - I can't pee on stage with people watching me."

5. "Is anybody else getting hard looking at this?"

4. "Is your asshole getting jealous of the shit coming out of your mouth?"

3. "C'mere, tell me what this tastes like!"

2. "If I had dicks on my feet, I could kick people's ass and it would be even better."

1. "What are you sticking your dick in to make that sound?"

Taken from  northwind4633

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Where are you staying?
The Hampton Inn Detroit. I didn't know I would be attending until less than a week ago.

What day are you getting there/how long are you staying?
Getting there Friday, leaving late morning Saturday

Who will you be rooming with?
Unless I meet up with a good friend at the con who's looking for a room for the first night, nobody

Who will you hang out with during the convention?
Any of my friends that I see on Friday

How can I find you?
Look for the guy with long hair wearing the GVSU hat and a lot of badges

Are there any panels you might be attending?
Pretty much every panel happening in Main Events after 5pm looks great

Are you attending any stage or public performances?
See above

Will you be suiting?
Nope

Which suit(s) are you bringing?
My dragon suit is retired and I don't have Malachite yet

Do you draw?
Nope, I take pictures

Are you taking commissions or trades?
See above

Do you do free art?
See above

How old are you?
27

How tall are you?
5'9"

Can I talk to you?
Of course!

Can I touch you?
Ask first please?

Can I visit your room?
Sure, it'll just be me though, and I won't have booze. That'll probably turn away most of you. x3

Can I buy you drinks?
I'll take a lemonade, thanks!

Can I give you stuff?
I like stuff. =3

Can I hug or snuggle with you?
Only if you're a good friend of mine

Are you nice?
Of course I'm nice!

If I see you, how should I get your attention?
Come up and tap me on the shoulder. If you yell out my name, you might get my attention, might not.

Where will you be most of the time during the days?
Walking around before 5, in the audience at Main Events after 5, grabbing food around 7

What/where will you be eating?
Not sure. I don't know if one-day attendees can get in the Sponsors' Lounge. If not I'll go to a restaurant nearby for noms. Or my hotel room if I bring food with me.

Can I come with you for food/fun etc?
By all means!

Can I take your picture?
I'd rather you not

Do you have an artist table?
See above a few questions

What’s your goal(s) for the con this year?
Have fun for the day I'll be stopping by on my way to Cleveland!

For the past two conventions I have roomed with my very good friends  arcky and  axlthefox and I had made plans to room with them at the next two conventions I plan on attending - GLFC and MFF. They're awesome roommates and awesome people in general. When I asked them if they planned on going to MCFC I was saddened a bit when they told me they were not planning on attending. But I wasn't too upset, 2016 was shaping up to be a three-con year already.

Well, that's no longer the case. 2016 will be a four-con year for me because it turns out I will be able to make it to MCFC after all! What changed? It's actually a bit of a coincidence. It turns out my pretty much favorite recently discovered musical artist, Erin McKeown, will be putting on a concert in Cleveland, Ohio on Sunday April 10th. It's the closest her current tour gets to my hometown in southwest Michigan. I have family in Cleveland who will gladly let me stay with them over the weekend, so that's taken care of.

But Cleveland is still pretty far away. Driving from here to Cleveland in a straight shot would end up being the longest drive I've ever taken. The solution? Well as it turns out Sunday April 10th is at the tail end of MCFC weekend. And where is MCFC? Novi, Michigan. And where's that? Halfway between me and Cleveland!

The only downside is I will only be attending one day of the convention - Friday. So if you want to see me at MCFC this year, track me down on the first day or you'll miss me!

50. "They're artificially delicious!"

49. "Considering I wrote this while in fursuit, I consider it an accomplishment."

48. "I think he's just the personification of shitty memes."

47. "I stole all the corners."

46. "That's a shade of green not found in nature."

45. "Don't pet the tree."

44. "Almost or not, I appreciate you not killing me."

43. "It's a pickled peacock."

42. "I've seen people do interesting things in fursuit heads, eating being the most mundane."

41. "I think your eyes are upside down."

40. "The worst part is, this is all so fucking sweet."

39. "Every word you say makes me sadder."

38. "I really like the idea of a demon doing tech support."

37. "How do you poison a hat?"

36. "There's no wrong answer. There's no right answer either."

35. "This campfire's worth, like, $2,000."

34. "There's a lot of questions you just don't ask when furries are involved."

33. "There's not much wrong with it, but there's not much right with it either."

32. "Everyone is cool in my book, unless you're cringey, in which case you can fuck off and die."

31. "Last call for white boys!"

30. "I have caffienated vodka!"

29. "You guys are the most wonderful people I know. And the worst people I know."

28. "I can tell because it smells like bathrooms."

27. "Dude, I can smell me from here."

26. "Tell me more about things you shouldn't put in your mouth."

25. "He's like a little pudgy torpedo!"

24. "Oh how I've missed your spotted... head."

23. "It's got some bite on the back end."

22. "My head feels naked. I'm cold. Hold me."

21. "We shall rule the world with giant spoons!"

20. "You don't shake a Molotov cocktail!"

19. "Why is this Sharpie cummy?"

18. "I can stand fucked up chocolate. I can't stand fucked up cheese."

17. "He can't be nasty enough to make that worthwhile."

16. "Hey, this is 2016, there can be more than one mom."

15. "He's willing to 69 for bacon. Who's surprised?"

14. "I am simultaneously repulsed, and aroused."

13. "Zesty nacho kale chips - what Mexican vegans eat."

12. "His name is Dr. Bitches. He's a doctor, bitches."

11. "If you can swallow one of these whole, we need to talk."

10. "This is the juiciest sausage I've had in my life."

9. "I'm running away from your bullshit!"

8. "That's the first time I've seen a fursuiter with a heart on its crotch."

7. "I've already had nine people tell me they want to have sex with my fursuit."

6. "It tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is shitting."

5. "You'd be amazed what my beard can do."

4. "It's not supposed to go there! You know this!"

3. "You're like the ninja who the other ninjas complain about for making too much noise."

2. "Like hell you're German - you've only killed, like, four Jews."

1. "My pants make me about 800% more gay."

So I'm not sure how effective this will be seeing I don't have a heckuva lot of followers, but I'll give this a go. Today in the Skype group chat of local furs, one of the participants asked the rest of the group if anyone would be interested in taking his female leopard gecko. The group chat is kinda dead so I was to only one who replied. I have no interest in getting a gecko as a pet, but maybe someone out there who will see this journal does?

Unfortunately I don't a have a ton of info on the gecko. If memory serves from what this person told about the gecko when he got it a few months ago, it's from a breeder in Washington state. Like I mentioned above, it is female, and my guess would be that she is less than a year old. I am not sure if he is giving the gecko away or if he wants to sell her. If he is looking to sell, I do not know for what price.

But please don't let all these unknowns discourage you! Any info about the gecko I could probably find out without much difficulty. Just ask me and I can relay the question to this person who has the gecko, or I could give out his Skype info to someone who expresses interest here.

Thanks for reading, and please get in touch with me if you are interested. And of you're not, maybe help spread the word?

IMPORTANT EDIT: I should have probably noted above, this person lives in St. Joseph, Michigan, and might not be able to travel far to meet with any prospective parties interested in the gecko. This offer might not be for anyone more north than, say, Grand Rapids, or more south than, maybe, South Bend. My apologies for this, but it's something that really can't be helped - this friend who has the gecko is still in high school and can't really travel very far on his own yet.

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I admit it, I don't think I ever sat down and gave his music a serious listen. I should fix that. When you say the name "David Bowie", I immediately think of the Goblin King in Labyrinth. I know he did much more than that. He was a music sensation, and stayed relevant for decades. That doesn't happen to someone who's not a damn good entertainer. And that's indeed what we have lost with his passing.

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