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Posted 9 years agoBack in action and gaining traction. Looking for some simple requests to improve the ole' stat block. I'll take whatever, save for the real serious fetish stuff. Nope, not your guy. But I will do nude, slightly strange stuff. Kinda par for the course here. So shoot me some messages! Also, if you want my NONOOHGODNO list, it's right there on my profile.
AHAHAHA MEME LETS ALL MAKE FUN OF THE MEMEN
Posted 14 years ago1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
Hmm... yes.
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Whenever bro COME AT ME
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
The whole bed.
4. Do you masturbate?
Well, take a look at my favorites. Tell me what you think.
5. How often? Lately?
COME AT ME BRO
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
No, but I probably would. Being poor is no fun. Strippers make good money.
7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Both.
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
Yessirrrr
9. Do you watch/read pornography?
UM IDK LIEK MY BFF JILL
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Aggressive. Passive girls can be fun too, though.
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
Love is a funny drug, that one.
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
KNOW KNOW? No. At least on my FA list. My messenger list, I know everyone pretty well.
13. Would you choose money or love?
Love.
14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
Hmm... Closeness with the cuddlans, lotsa hot steamy stuff (none of that fake moaning crap, get that shit outta here), aaaaaaaaand um.... scented oils. Awwww right.
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
Nope.
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
AHAHA BAD QUESTION.
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
In a tent.
18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
Uhhh, probably. My last partner wasn't exactly subtle.
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Yes, a looooooong time ago. (haaa I was only 14)
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
Nope. Probably never will.
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
Nope.
22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
Nope.
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
Yes. No details, just yes.
24. What's your sexuality?
Heterosexual.
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
Nope.
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Where do you think a shower belongs?
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
Hahaaaaa nope.
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Yep. First time I ever went into one, I was 14. Gotta love that facial hair, man. Makes me not only FEEL MANLY, BUT BE TREATED MANLY TOO. AHAHAHAHA /powertrip
29. Bought something from an adult store?
Bought a porno and a magazine once.
30. Do you own any sex toys?
I can make a fleshlight out of a rubber glove and a washcloth.
31. If yes, how many and what are they?
1, see above.
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
Probably, assuming they weren't deleted.
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
Nope.
34. Have you ever had phone sex?
Nope.
35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
Yessir. One of my favored past-times.
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes as a form of intercourse?
Sure.
37. What's your favorite sexual position?
Hmm.... Gotta dig that '1001 ways to please a woman' book again.
38. What's your favorite sex act?
Uhh.... sex?
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
Nope.
40. Who do you think has the guts to repost this
IDK MY BFF JILL
(plus the two of you that already did)
Hmm... yes.
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Whenever bro COME AT ME
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
The whole bed.
4. Do you masturbate?
Well, take a look at my favorites. Tell me what you think.
5. How often? Lately?
COME AT ME BRO
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
No, but I probably would. Being poor is no fun. Strippers make good money.
7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Both.
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
Yessirrrr
9. Do you watch/read pornography?
UM IDK LIEK MY BFF JILL
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Aggressive. Passive girls can be fun too, though.
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
Love is a funny drug, that one.
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
KNOW KNOW? No. At least on my FA list. My messenger list, I know everyone pretty well.
13. Would you choose money or love?
Love.
14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
Hmm... Closeness with the cuddlans, lotsa hot steamy stuff (none of that fake moaning crap, get that shit outta here), aaaaaaaaand um.... scented oils. Awwww right.
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
Nope.
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
AHAHA BAD QUESTION.
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
In a tent.
18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
Uhhh, probably. My last partner wasn't exactly subtle.
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Yes, a looooooong time ago. (haaa I was only 14)
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
Nope. Probably never will.
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
Nope.
22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
Nope.
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
Yes. No details, just yes.
24. What's your sexuality?
Heterosexual.
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
Nope.
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Where do you think a shower belongs?
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
Hahaaaaa nope.
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Yep. First time I ever went into one, I was 14. Gotta love that facial hair, man. Makes me not only FEEL MANLY, BUT BE TREATED MANLY TOO. AHAHAHAHA /powertrip
29. Bought something from an adult store?
Bought a porno and a magazine once.
30. Do you own any sex toys?
I can make a fleshlight out of a rubber glove and a washcloth.
31. If yes, how many and what are they?
1, see above.
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
Probably, assuming they weren't deleted.
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
Nope.
34. Have you ever had phone sex?
Nope.
35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
Yessir. One of my favored past-times.
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes as a form of intercourse?
Sure.
37. What's your favorite sexual position?
Hmm.... Gotta dig that '1001 ways to please a woman' book again.
38. What's your favorite sex act?
Uhh.... sex?
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
Nope.
40. Who do you think has the guts to repost this
IDK MY BFF JILL
(plus the two of you that already did)
Dig artificial life? Or that old game Creatures?
Posted 14 years agohttp://www.kickstarter.com/projects.....ife-on-your-pc
If you said yes to either, go donate to this guy. Even if it's a dollar, you gotta show support to such a talented creator. This isn't like... e-pets. It's actual intelligent life. The game CREATURES did just that. It would allow you to raise, breed, and explore a world with little alien things that you could not only TEACH, but you could do all sorts of awesome fun things with developing personalities in them. They would react to praise and punishment, and would even get depressed if you left them alone for too long (in game time, thankfully).
If you said yes to either, go donate to this guy. Even if it's a dollar, you gotta show support to such a talented creator. This isn't like... e-pets. It's actual intelligent life. The game CREATURES did just that. It would allow you to raise, breed, and explore a world with little alien things that you could not only TEACH, but you could do all sorts of awesome fun things with developing personalities in them. They would react to praise and punishment, and would even get depressed if you left them alone for too long (in game time, thankfully).
US and Euro Gov't admits it. Yeah, UFOs are real.
Posted 15 years agoIT'S MY BIRTHDAY
Posted 15 years agoGimme props. Y/N?
IT'S FUCKING ALIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE
Posted 15 years agoMy Scanner FINALLY WORKS! After much frustration, grilled pancake batter and scratched Jimi Hendrix CDs (from over-use), IT FINALLY SUCCUMBED TO MY WILL.
MWAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAballs
That being said, I WILL RESUME POSTING ARTS AND CRAP. And all of the people waiting on my illustrious WORKLOAD will get their pictures within about a week or two, depending if I decide to color it.
MWAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAballs
That being said, I WILL RESUME POSTING ARTS AND CRAP. And all of the people waiting on my illustrious WORKLOAD will get their pictures within about a week or two, depending if I decide to color it.
Homyfucking sweet lordie.
Posted 15 years agoWill you fucking guys look at this. I nearly crapped myself when I read this. This is BEAUTIFUL.
http://www.badassoftheweek.com/voytek.html
http://www.badassoftheweek.com/voytek.html
Laptop Fixed! ALSO SOS
Posted 15 years agoAs the subject line says, my laptop is now fixed. But I'm thinking of moving my owrk to the ole' desktop. Either way, I now have editing and scanning capability again, so all work will be back on schedule.
ALSO.
I've been having painstaking troubles with faces lately, I need some help. If anybody who bothers to read this has some free time, I'd be super grateful if you'd give me a few tips.
ALSO.
I've been having painstaking troubles with faces lately, I need some help. If anybody who bothers to read this has some free time, I'd be super grateful if you'd give me a few tips.
FUCKING VISTA LEMME AXE YOU A QUESTION
Posted 15 years agoOkay, if you actually bother to read this, that means I probably owe you some art. :3
Sad thing IS, Vista is a twiggly WHORE and decided to CRASH on me. Therefor, I can no longer color or ink any of my work for the time being. I MAY be able to post art, but it's yet to be seen if it'll be scans, or just photographs via iPhone. I'll toss up another journal when the problem is resolved.
Sad thing IS, Vista is a twiggly WHORE and decided to CRASH on me. Therefor, I can no longer color or ink any of my work for the time being. I MAY be able to post art, but it's yet to be seen if it'll be scans, or just photographs via iPhone. I'll toss up another journal when the problem is resolved.
Cleaning out my Watch List!
Posted 16 years agoI've got some stuff going on in my life, so I can't be spending so much time on scanning through my watches... Sorry if I un-watch you, but It just means that your art simply doesn't match my interests anymore. You're all great artists, though! Otherwise I wouldn't have watched you in the first place! ^^
Looking for trades! :D
Posted 16 years agoHey there, my limited watchers list! ^^ If any of you are looking for something to do, I'm considering trades! (You might be able to muscle me a request... maybe.) I'm pretty bored, so yeah. :3
You decide!
Posted 16 years agoAlrighty, it's time to work on improvements. The problem IS, I have so much stuff I want/need to work on! Because it's so hard for me to choose, I figure I'd let you guys do the hard work for me!
Things I want/need to work on
1. Age differences
2. Female form (AKA pr0nz)
3. Back stories for the Arctodus Clan, and the inhabitants of it, as well as character bios and pictures of everyday clan life.
4. Coloring, and backgrounds
5. Action packed pictures of battle!
6. Put more work into more character designs, leaning away from the Arctodus clan.
7. Requests! (Wait.... wasn't I taking those all along? OH YEAH. THAT'S RIGHT.)
Alrighty, that's my list. If you wanna suggest something else, feel free. If you want me to work on more than one thing, speak up! And if you want a request done, all you gotta do is say so. Show me I'm not alone out here!
Things I want/need to work on
1. Age differences
2. Female form (AKA pr0nz)
3. Back stories for the Arctodus Clan, and the inhabitants of it, as well as character bios and pictures of everyday clan life.
4. Coloring, and backgrounds
5. Action packed pictures of battle!
6. Put more work into more character designs, leaning away from the Arctodus clan.
7. Requests! (Wait.... wasn't I taking those all along? OH YEAH. THAT'S RIGHT.)
Alrighty, that's my list. If you wanna suggest something else, feel free. If you want me to work on more than one thing, speak up! And if you want a request done, all you gotta do is say so. Show me I'm not alone out here!
I'm SO Bored.....
Posted 17 years agoYou know, if you see this, chances are, you're deserving of me free arts. I'm pretty bored these days, and I wouldn't mind something to work on. Gimme what you want, and depending on if I feel like it or not, You may or may not get some free arts.
So........you know. Give it a shot. And try to give me something interesting, kay?
So........you know. Give it a shot. And try to give me something interesting, kay?
