I've been on it for quite a while, but I haven't broadcasted anything yet...was wondering if anyone would be interested

Someone keeps hitting the snooze button for the kitty far too early recently, it feels tired and must recharge far sooner than usual >.>

I don't like dis, it cuts my productivity . . .

Yes, the iPoke has returned to the little crawl space he calls his home

This brings about a few adjustments:

a) I can't speak english with everyone anymore o.O
b) I have to get readapted to my INTUOS3 here at home, which will put a delay on commissions (Sorry folks, but if I can't work for people in full capacity I'd rather not work at all until I'm back in the swing)
c) Well...the obvious stuff that comes with being back home, like kitty-duty, groceries, etc.

So yeah, just wanted to give a short update. I might put down a long journal about how the trip was. Might, because I don't know how many people would be interested and I don't know what I'd write in there X3

Ah well...you guys take care, I'll be in touch again as soon as my hands can do what I want them to ^^

So yeah, a few people might have figured out that I'll be going ot a con some day soon, what with En and Catwolf producing badges for me. Turns out that con is AC.

Now, this is my second con. The fact that I'm staying for longer than a night is actually pure coincidence with a lot of things happening in one go which I wasn't planning for, but fuck me if I was gonna pass up this chance.

So yeah, if you're interested in meeting me, I wont tell you where I am, you're gonna have to find me ;b right now I'm sitting in the Westin Lobby though looking forward to a couple of what I can safely say will probably be the first of many weird days to come in my life which involve this particular group of enthusiasts

So yeah, just to keep you guys posted that I'm still alive and still travelling the western continent.

Peace out!

So...I dropped into New York yesterday, things went pretty wrong fromt he start...I'll rant about that when I feel more like it. For now I just need to recharge some and settle in here

For all those I promissed to contact, I'm sorry I didn't manage earlier, but Internet at the Hotel was fucked up and my mobile died just after I had managed to contact home to tell that I'm alive, so don't worry about me, I still reside under the living X3

Anyways, Imma go curl up now. Catch you all at a more lively time

Alright, this is it then...in just a couple' hours I'll be in the air to travel across the globe to meet friendses =^-^=

For all those of you waititng for commissions, I'm very sorry I didn't get to do them before my trip, I promise I'll get to them afterwards though, Aisha, you in particular.

I'm also sorry I didn't get another T-23 out before I left, but I asure you, I haven't given up on Dabs and Chris, they're way too much fun for that X3

Now, I'll be off to have a shower and put on my clothingses so I can present myself to the cruel world that lies outside my door.

I'll keep you people updated on my progress whenever I get the chance. Until then, you all better take good care of yourselves, you hear?!

Well, well, well...

To all those whom it may concern, iPoke is taking a roundtrip in the states.

I'll be making several stations around the country at personal friends of mine and if all things go as planned, I will be stopping by this years AC =^-^=

Here's a map of where I'll be staying

Excited kitten is excited...and pissing its pants about the 9 hour flight >.<

Ah well...not much more to say. I'll give you word again when Iget the chance...

For now, all you folks enjoy your days

Stoled from  ultraviolet

Sexual orientation: Hetero
How often do you think about sex: It's come to a near constant level >.O
How often do you HAVE sex: ...
Worst sexual experience: I failed to satisfy once...been hangin' over my head ever since
Cybersex? Phone sex?: By means of typing, yeah. Never done phone sex
Casual sex: Gladly, though I must say it's a question of definition
What is your favorite masturbation euphemism: Choke the chicken...I dunno, just makes me laugh I guess X3
Sex toys and related fetish accessories: Don't have neither for lack of a fetish
Least sexiest body part: Feet...human feet that is
Favorite body type: shapely balanced
Body hair: So long as it's well groomed I wont mind, unless it grows elsewhere than between the legs
Monogamy or polygamy?: I'm fine with both, so long as clear rules are agreed on
Underwear: Mine; briefs. My partner; to her preference
Pornographic or erotic: Again, a fair balance please
How large is your porn collection?:Uhhhh...too large, although I was surprized to find that a friend of mines harddisc is comprised of nothing but porn and games >.>
Favorite hair color: Black or dyed blue, but I really don't mind, so long as it's fitting with the rest
Kissing or cuddling?: Can I have both?
Most attractive nationality/ethnicity: That's very dependant on the individual, though I have to admit that I'm a little partial to caucasian women
Most attractive anthro/furry creature: Other cats I believe, although I've learned to love many others too ^^
Most interesting fetishes you've heard of: There's none that truly 'interest' me beyond trying to find out how in all hell you can come up with some of them >.O

Sorry about my short disappearance there everybody.

My router took a dump on us last weeks friday night, so I've been forced to dwell in the real of the existance. It was a horrible experience. I have found awhole new world of respect for all those of you who brave the world outside their doors every day anew >.>

Nah, jk. The router fucked up up it's IP and the modems IP, so it turns out all I ahd to do was hit the reset button on the back of the chassis, but of course I think of that last and only after I was pointed towards it by my most helpful computer geek, store-cler downt he street >.>

Ah well, back on the net, now please just let me catch up with everybody before you expect stuff from me agin X3

Just figured I'd put up a more recent journal, seeing as Kad's Auction is over...

Don't really know what to tell you guys. I've been busy with two commissions I was stuck in for a qhile. Now I still got a bunch to go, but they're at least coming along nicely...

Apart from that, I've decided to get back to Company of Idiots as a Discipline Exercise for myself, as well as a few other projects of my own that I share with a certain Snowleopard...

In other news, nothing much else is happening, except that I guess I wish you all some happy eastr and all dat and I shall spread the infection a certain otter started by giving you all this link

Anyway, just saying what's up. If you guys want to ask me anything, just go right ahead here

No, it's not me...although any psychologist will probably disagree with that >.> but I'm putting up this journal to help out some friends, whom most of you probably know.

 kadath062 and his have gotten themselves into a pickle and have to be unpickled by you! In return for doing that, you will get a nice adult commission by Kad which you can win in an auction :3

Details can be found HERE and it all sounds like a fair deal to me, so head over TO THE AUCTION.

You'd be doing Kad, Necro and Ash a great favor with this, so pleez, pleez, pretty pleez go and help them out :3

Sorry about my not getting back to you on stuff, but I took a badly needed break from my daily life, inclding the interwebs >.<

I'd been pushing myself to keep stuff going for a number of weeks until I finally decided (with a nudge from a certain ottah) to take a weeks vacation at a friends place...

Anyway, just wanted you people to know that I haven't forgotten you, I just wasn't around on the internets, I'll get back to you as soon as I've got shit set back up and collected myself

I dared to repost this from  misplacedspigot


1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
Uh, 'number of people


2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Any time really. Mood's the director...


3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
I don't really preferr a side, I just turn around a lot before falling asleep eventually


4. Pork, beef, or chicken?
Uh... ...?

5
. Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke?
Yeah, often enough when I was smaller...


6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
*snickers* Shit, you honestly think someone'd be needy enough to pay ME to get naked?


7. Shower or bath?
Either, I shower daily though


8. Do you pee in the shower?
Yes, I always practice my aim by trying to hit the toiletbowl adjacent to the bathtub though... ....right


9. Mexican or Chinese?
Haven't had netiher...


10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Either is fine, so long as I don't feel like I'm raping my passive partner >.O


11. Do you love someone on your friend list?
I'd trust to say so....then there's a difference between ´friendship love and love


12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
Uhuh, sure I do...about as well as I know the RL names of the Fuel Girls


13. Love or money?
I'll take both, but I'll take love as a one or the other choice


14. Credit cards or cash?
Cash


15. Has there ever been anyone in your family you wish wasn't?
XD Two people actually, yes


16. Would you rather go camping or to a 5 star hotel?
Depends on my budget and the country I'm in, cuz Stars are relative X3


17. What is the weirdest place you have had sex.
Friend o'mines couch XD


18. Would you shave your entire body (including your head) for money?
S'cool with me


19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Nope, but I did get to see a strip show at the party last night X3


20. Ever been to a bar?
No, never in my life, not ever, nu-uh 9.°


21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club?
Not that I could remember...wait, that didn't come out right >.>


22. Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere?
No, but I was so drunk I thought I was gonna die and kept begging my friends to stay around X3


23. Kissed someone of the same sex?
Nope


24. Favorite drink?
Malibu Orange =^-^=


25. Had sex in a movie theater?
XD No


26. Had sex in a bathroom?
I considder bathroom to be the place where I take a shower or have a bath, so yes


27. Have you ever had sex at work?
If I had ever had a job to start with, maybe I would X3


28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Naaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww...what would I be doing in there I wonder 9.9


29. Bought something from an adult store?
Go figure, lube is cheaper there >.>


30. Have you been caught having sex?
No, not even on the couch X3


31. Does anyone have naughty pics of u?
No, but there are rather embarassing pics of me with my friends XD all the cool shit we used to do


32. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
The fuck if I know, but feel free to tell me X3

I wasn't sure wether to alter the comment on the picture or update it here, because I know the fewest people will re-read picture commentary for edits on it.

So anyway...for all those of you who didn't spot yourselves, dun worry, it's not like I have forgotten about you. In fact, the references folder on my desk top, which I filled with the ref-sheets and good pictures of the people involved, is only half emptied into the "done" folder...or mebbe not even that >.<

I did use this opportunity to draw (or at least touch on) characters that I have been wanting to draw for half an eternity, even thought here's still a number I left out (e.g. Nek0gami, Neesah, Kamicheetah, Zig Zag, ...etc.)

So anyway, I wanted to include far more people, but there is limits to everything, even the size of pictures I can produce and you have to considder what I uploaded is only half the original size. The actual file is 10.000 x 2.000 pixels........

For all those of you who spotted yoursel fin the picture, don't be vain enough to think I like you any more or less than anyone else based on your placement in the picture ;b I used most if not all of your to cover up the fact that I didn't put in any kind of floor >.> not that that matters anyway.

HOWEVER; I do believe I am proud in excess of what I have produced, seeing as it sports over 40 individual characters, most (save four) of which are not by me originally and that I managed to actually get it done in time, after about a weeks time of production >.<

So with all this handled, I would like to wish everyone a very happy new year and that things run good for all of us =^-^=

*the heroes drive off in their heavy and loud car, following a long straight road into the sunset in a barren wasteland*

CREDITS

People at the front left table, clockwise
 devvo
 gothicskunk
 benzi
 turkituck
 dingbat
 jace

People at the rear left table, clockwise
 bagheera
 sylus-foxdragon
 scappo's Tsenaya
 ecmajor
 ultraviolet

People behind the left tables, left to right
 necrodrone13
 kadath062
 shinigamigirl
 zaush
 keovi

People next to left benches, left to right, front to back
 [koh]
 demfox19240
 arphalia
-
 endenden
 furball
 bombchu

People at the front right table, counter-clockwise
 ambberfox
 ipoke's Sleter (in this case holding in as my representative)
 ipoke's Sylvia
 snowroserivenstar
 enderrivenstar

People at the rear right table, counter clockwise
 kacey
 amonomega
 cherushi
ipoke's Geena (on Dante's lap)
darknessrisen

People behind the right tables
evilartnazi's Champagne

People next to right benches, right to left, front to back
foshu
kittiara
asthexiancal
loob
kemanotter
bryonycoran

Okay...now I'll relax my hand with a good round of python strangling and porn production!

Well....first of all....I'm surprized how much response my most recent update of bullshit got >.> ... ...79 different users-comments, not counting the replies by others?!
Somehow I feel the statement "An artist's popularity is inversely proportional to their drawing skills." somehow starts gaining truth when you considder that I didn't put any effort into the damn picture whatsoever...and most of the pictures I did put effort in don't get half as many comments when my own replies and possible discussions are scraped away >.>
Alright, so thank you very much for all the comments and I'll apologize for not answering to them personally but with that many and their nature of being rather short and similar, I feel this shold sufice for now

Ah well...enough with my scaredy little ego fearing for the lack of comments to my actual arts X3

I've been rather busy with a lot of things lately. I'm part of a number of projects now and am running a few of my own, including a colaborative effort between me and the awesome  snowroserivenstar that will hopefully be published for everyones pleasure :3
Apart fromt hat, I might be getting ajob soon, but wether or not they actually take me is questionable...we'll see...anyway, thanks again and keep enjoying my artings as it comes along =^-^=

Toodles!

For some reason I don't feel like answering comments to my newest pictures :<

I dun get it...might just be a phase...but I likes dem comments so much, why can't I answer back? ...

Meh...off with my dad

Ah well...so, the demfoxy tagged me X3

here goes then

1. You must tag at least 3 other people.
2. You CANT re-tag someone >.< because thats just silly >.>;
3. You must tell the person you tagged that you tagged them :P

1. What does Halloween mean to you?
Not much really

2. What is the best song that would sum up Halloween for you?
I don't know any songs that constitute waste of resources >_>

3. Whats the worse thing to happen to you on Halloween?
Can't remember anything really happening

4. Whats the worse candy that you've ever gotten on a trick or treating raid?
I never went trick or treating, we don't have that around here

5. What movies do you think make up for the best all night spooktacular?
I don't do those...and I don't watch horror movies either...though I'd say the Alien Quadrology

6. What movie would you never ever want to miss seeing at Halloween?
-

7. Do you like to listen to Halloween themed music during October?
Not really

8. Now for something completely different. Do you believe in ghosts?
Yup

9. If you answered yes have you ever seen, heard, or felt a ghost?
I suppose I might have felt one once. The college I was staying with in Oxford had a ghost...scared the shits out of me on the corridor once

10. What about other things that go bump in the night?
RING girl, or the Grudge...usually it's just my cat though

11. Tell me about something that scared you during Halloween.
-

12. Where is the scariest place you've been on Halloween?
-

So, I have to tag three others X3

Let's see then

 endenden
 darknessrisen
 benzi

Too bad boys X3 have fun!

Well, well, well...it's the night before Eurofurence and I'm leaving in about 50 minutes...

Now, me and my characters live in a big pile here and since I'll be in germany, busy chatting with people and all, my characters will be taking over typing from here...which is THE occasion for you!

You can now direct question(s) at Sleter, Maia, Karmasi and all the other nice boys and girls from my pile. Wether or not they'll answer them is their choice, but I suppose they should, so ask right away, no topic or limit =^-^=

Toodles to you guys =^-^= see you at EF or later :3

1. I'm past 30k, congrats to whoever got the screenshot (because I know no one did)

2. I'll be at EF, so you might get to meet me there (all those who are going)

3. Everyone's allowed to ask me one question about anything of their choice, and I'll answer it truthfully (because I'm lame and bored >_> )

Ask away then

1. Friends
2. Sex
3. Music
4. Art
5. Vices
6. Love
7. Any random question!

Okay...

So you people might have been wondering what's actually been happening with the austro-finnish misanthrope kitten.
Well, considdering my absence and various comments I might have made here and there, most of you will have figured out that I "visited" the army X3. Why only a visit? Because he who created my body fucked up bad on a few design choices (i. e. I have bad knees and spine), which excludes me from standard military training and ultimately makes me staying around a waste of money for the state and a waste of time for me.
There's still discussion as to wether or not I might have to go back, which depends on a medical exam that may or may not be conducted, depending on what they decide when I send in my x-ray results and my orthopedists opinion on things.

So now that I'm "free" what do I plan to be doing?
The answer is simple...nothing. I refuse to pick up a job or study place just yet, because I feel I haven't had a propper moment to relax in the last 13 years, so I feel I've earned myself a little break for now!
What will I be doing in this break?
Hopefully lots of artings! I'll attmept to finish my graphic graphic novel, a few other projects, animations I've been working on and so and so forth, so you can all expect to see nice new work soon ;3

Also, to all to whom this might matter, I'm attending this years EF, so if you do live in europe and have the chance to drop by and want to meet me, now's your chance! :3

Not much news next to that...I'll give you updates every now and again besides the art and might put in a fun journal every now and again =^-^=

Yours truly, iPoke

...that one day, this man will rise up...and live of the true meaning of his creed

Or, in other words...13 years ago, a little 7 year old boy dreamed he would become and adult, and that he would be tied to school no more. The little boys dream came true today. At 14:06 GMT +1, 06.06.2008, I was declared a graduate graphic artist, ending 13 years of torturous learning and times spent thinking if the done learning would be enough

I'm happy...and ...out of words now >_> I don't think I've quite realized what this means just yet. This is still the afterglow...sort of. I'll write a proper journal once I've figured out my head...

Anyway, a good day to you, cuz I certainly have one =^-^=

I had a rather disturbing dream tonight...or this morning rather, since it was noon by the time I noticed I was sleeping with eyes open. I just got up, so it's still quite clear in my head and I'd like to hear your opinion on it.

There is a girl I've had an interest in for quite a while now and a few months back I tried my luck, but failed, because she fell for someone else who had big advantages due to certain circumstances (won't go into detail here).
Needless to say, that hurt pretty bad, which is one of the reasons I was a little unproductive back then.
So anyhow, in tonights dream she was apparently single again and sleeping over at my place for some unknown reason and we're getting ready for sleep. I go brush my teeth and she climbs up on the "ledge" (for this you have to know that my dad built in a sort of second floor into my room 10 years ago, which has been my bed ever since. Nice and secluded from everything.).
While I brush my teeth, the apparently new boyfriend of my mom comes in (no, she doesn't have one and hasn't for ages), who looks like the classic bearded from some wild west movie, and we have a semi-conservative discussion about various relationship topics, while I'm brushing teeth.
I'm done, we part and I come back to my room to find my laptop open on my hobby-table and cables leading upstairs to a beamer that's standing on the railing.
Upon my arrival upstairs I find my love intrest cuddled up with a short guy who looks like the cousin of a good friend of mine (I get along well with either of them), and a projection of a picture posed similarily to my "two otters" picture of Bryn and Keman on the opposite wall to the ladder (I note here that that doesn't fit the description of her current boyfriend at all, I must confess that I haven't met him thogh, but this is to her own accounts).
They seemed to be sleeping, so I climbed up, hurt and perplexed, and curled to have room for them, because they were sleeping at the feet of both matraces.
A moment later they ask me if I want either matrace and we settle down normally, me on one, them on the other.
When I wake, she's gone and he's left there. He seems contempt enough and I greet him a little grumpily from just waking and the obvious, and he asks me what was wrong, but didn't seem to have taken any notice or offense towards him from my attitude.
Then there's two endings.
In one of them I told him that he was occupying my place last night.
In the second one it restarts where I wake up and gets to the point where he asks me what's wrong, but I don't get to finish that, because that's where my eyes realize they are recieving actual light while I'm sleeping...and so I woke for real, about half an hour ago.

So yeah, strange dream thing...gimme your words on it.

Imma go shower now and have a few more good thoughts about it myself...


Also: I promise to have a propper journal up again some day soon.

Now...the promissed update on my life (in a very nice, psychotic, not-at-all serious manor :b )

As most of you have probably noticed, I've been spending very little time on FA lately, or at least not as much as I used to. I haven't commented on pictures of depravedly obvious porn for weeks and neither have I been answering tocomments much before two days after they were posted.
Now, you might wonder "iPoke, you retarded, aufstro-finnish, comment loving kitty-imitation, where the hell have you been all this time? What has happened to you that you do not do anymore what you used to love to do, besides presenting us with pretty artsings.
Well...what has happened is, that I've been fucking insanely busy over the last few weeks/months, due to my fucking school ending in a fucking month and a half, after which I will be an official fucking graduate of the Vienna Graphic School...
While this is actually reason to party, there's a few things that have to be done to get there, thanks to those retarded people called teachers and buerocrats, who apparently want to make our lives more of a living hell than it already is >_> so obviously, what I'm telling you here is, I've been working and learning until my brain started melting out of my ears. It's painful, it sucks and I'd rather not be doing it, but I kow that the reward of having a graduation and a Diploma are totally worth all of this crap, so...

Now...whenever I do have some time and take a break (I tend to make myself a break somewhere around the evenings) I do artings. I coldn't live without them and you know it :b but anyhow, I'm rather busy there too, since I have a bunch of commissions and trades to finish, half of which I can't remember what exactly they were anymore >.< I'll just check up in my PM box later, I guess >_>

So yeah, iPoke has been busy lately...and I believe to be proud of myself that I have actually managed to stay in contact with most of you and still scribble for meself and you...


And now for something completely different: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/1211699/
Please go check her out. Akeli is probably one of the best artists here on FA, but she's not overly popular...yet!
So, you guys go over there, watch her and pour lots of luffs over her pictures and do the same useful fan stuff you do with me, cuz you know, I appreciate your comments because most of them actually make some sense >_>

So yeah, psychotic rant once again, don't take it all that serious, but we all know how fun it is to overexaturate on things like that :b

iPoke, over and out!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZyR.....rWvt0&NR=1

Pyramidhead(s) visits the 70's?