So people can own tigers, lions and other different exotic animals so why when I take free duck from park I get in to trouble and police gets angry.

When I hear two people talking about what exotic food from other countryes they eat.

I'm sorry, is it some sort of rich joke that I'm too pore to understand.
The only foreign food I had was imported potatoes

"No hole shall be not fucked, and no women not breed as I'm horny and I always horny will be" Sun Tzu
"This booba is going to make me act up" Nasa
"I can't lay dragon, Hold my pitchfork" drunk peasants

People want to come back to monke, I'm planing not to stop there but go even beyond and become bacteria, while monkeys will eat bananas, I will slowly be doing mitosis creating my army with which I will take over micro world and nobody can stop me. Hahaha

Use cum to power entire city by using dam and seed instead of water

Why people keep asking me:
-How are you?
-How was your day?
-How do you fell?
Why they don't ask:
-How many backflips can you do?
-How many oranges can you put in your mouth?
-How much gasoline do you need to drink before breaking 4 fall?

on a break

I almost forgot about my account again, my memory is worse than one that goldfish have.

I don't wish to be happy anymore, I just want to be horny.

On second though If I'm horny then also happy by default what a paradox.

Breed or not to Breed?

If you don't know what the fuck you are doing, how are your enemies supposed to know what the fuck you are doing?

If the penis of my snake reaches the ground, does that make her a tripod?

I'm the only one how have a problem between choosing being soft, cuddling with love and affection caring and being sweet to them, and rough fucking until they belly is full of cum while calling them names and using them like toys?

If we travel in to space and aliens aren't hot, I'm turning ship around and fly home.

huge boobs, serious honkers, set of badonkers, dobonhonkeros, dohoonkabhankoloos, big old tonhongerekoogers, even bigger bonkhonagahoogs, humungous hungolomghnonoloughongous

Dick roulette will you go home straight or on all four.

Big booba is best booba

Why I think it would be funny if people instead of saying stuff like "ohh god you are massive" say something like that "an object belonging to you, that object being your dick is much larger than I anticipated"