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Posted 15 years agoIf I were a mythical Creature...What would I be?
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Centaur:
[x] You are rather wild, and let your instincts run you.
[ ] You get drunk a lot.
[x] Bravery and boldness is second nature to you.
[ ] You have a deep love for astronomy and the universe.
[ ] You like to read your daily horoscope.
[ ] You have a high level of pride in yourself.
[ ] In the woods is the best place for you to be.
[ ] You are spiritual.
[ ] The horse is your favorite animal.
[ ] You are possessive and territorial.
Total: 2
Elf:
[ ] Your ears are slightly pointed at the tips.
[x] You are very intelligent.
[ ] Your five senses are extremely keen. - All but hearing. Perceiving sound and hearing it correctly are not quite one and the same anymore, but I wouldn't try to sneak up on me.
[ ] Your weight is quite a bit lighter than the average person at your particular height.
[ ] You always wear elegant clothes and speak as politely as possible.
[ ] You are most at peace when you are gazing at something beautiful, like nature.
[ ] You look very young for your age.
[x] You rarely get sick.
[x] You are a very hard worker.
[ ] Above all other superpowers, you would love to read minds or see the future.
Total: 3
Fairy
[ ] You are happy a lot of the time.
[ ] The best superpower to you would be to fly.
[ ] You are very shy.
[ ] You love the forest and plant life in general.
[x] You are always willing to help others, even if you might not be the best to offer aid.
[ ] You are young and short.
[ ] Dancing is one of your favorite pastimes.
[ ] If someone ticks you off, you are very clever with getting them back.
[x] Your clothing isn't always presentable, but you are comfortable with what you wear.
[ ] Circles are a wonderful symbol of unity to you.
Total: 2
Dwarf:
[x] You are excellent with crafts and handiwork.
[x] In social situations, you tend to be a little awkward.
[x] You are short for your age.
[x] You are an isolated person
[ ] You love to play practical jokes on people.
[ ] You are extremely fascinated with jewelry.
[x] You look older than your age.
[x] You love the woods and the mountains.
[ ] You are well off, or come from a family that is well off.
[x] You have a short temper.
Total: 7
Harpy/Siren:
[ ] You are best at talking bad about people behind their backs and not to their face.
[x] When you are annoyed, you will go to a great extent to torment whoever did so to you.
[ ] You often take things that aren't yours.
[x] You are easily angered.
[x] Death fascinates you.
[ ] You are female, or a feminine-looking man.
[ ] You associate yourself with the wind element.
[x] You can switch quickly between your light and dark side.
[ ] You love to trick others.
[x] You have a ravenous appetite.
Total: 5
Mermaid:
[ ] You love the beach more so because of the water than the shore itself.
[ ] Fish are some of the most beautiful creatures to you.
[ ] The ultimate superpower to you would be to breathe underwater
[ ] You enjoy looking at ships, but not riding them, as well as you like ships for traveling, not hunting in the sea.
[x] You are good at swimming.
[ ] You like to collect shells.
[ ] You use sea items as jewelry or decoration.
[ ] You enjoy learning about the ocean and the life inside it.
[ ] You are extremely against ocean pollution, and someday, perhaps (if you haven't already), you will work to stop that.
[ ] Legs on land are not as important as a fin in the sea.
Total: 1
Vampire:
[x] You're a night person.
[x] You have a fascination with blood.
[ ] You are extremely pale.
[x] You wish you had a bat as a pet.
[x] Tight spaces are not scary or uncomfortable for you.
[x] The sun's glare annoys you all too often.
[ ] You hate food with lots of garlic in it.
[x] To you, a kiss on the neck is more romantic than a kiss on the cheek or lips.
[ ] You don't like sharp objects near you.
Total: 6
Werewolf:
[x] The full moon is the most beautiful scene to you.
[x] You have a lot of body hair. hahahahah!
[x] The ability to shapeshift is the best superpower to you.
[ ] You prefer gold over silver items.
[x] You lack self control.
[x] You find it easier to have sympathy for animals than for humans.
[ ] You have a deep respect for wolves and wild dogs.
[ ] You like to be alone.
[x] If You have a terrible secret and you only tell people you trust 100% about it.
[x] You'd rather be outdoors than indoors.
Total: 7
Wizard/Witch:
[ ] You love chemistry.
[x] You are intuitive and good at analyzing people, to the point that people seriously or jokingly say you're psychic.
[ ] The most amazing supernatural power to you is controlling the elements.
[ ] You are a nature lover.
[x] You have a strong sense of responsibility.
[x] You spend a lot of time alone.
[x] You usually hang around with a certain animal all the time when you feel lonely.
[ ] You are spiritual, but not necessarily religious.
[ ] Cooking is one of your favorite things to do.
[ ] You enjoy learning about Wicca and the occult.
Total: 4
Zombie:
[ ] You are pale.
[x] You are hungry a lot.
[x] Many activities you do every day make you feel mindless, or like a drone.
[x] Most of the time you or a part of you is cold.
[x] You love to eat meat
[x] You would resort to cannibalism if that was the only source of food.
[x] You make grunts and moans a lot.
[ ] You usually walk slow.
[x] You are not afraid of seeing a lot of blood or getting a lot of blood on yourself.
Total: 7
Satyr/Faun:
[x] You are very passionate about the things you like.
[ ] You like to get drunk and dance.
[x] You're very amorous.
[x] You like art and music.
[x] You enjoy feasting with friends.
[x] You love nature but more for the animals then than the trees and plants.
[x] You like getting rowdy and having a good time.
[x] You laugh a lot.
[x] You love the chase almost as much as the capture.
[x] You wish you had horns.
Total: 9
I was almost a werewolf zombie dwarf...
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Centaur:
[x] You are rather wild, and let your instincts run you.
[ ] You get drunk a lot.
[x] Bravery and boldness is second nature to you.
[ ] You have a deep love for astronomy and the universe.
[ ] You like to read your daily horoscope.
[ ] You have a high level of pride in yourself.
[ ] In the woods is the best place for you to be.
[ ] You are spiritual.
[ ] The horse is your favorite animal.
[ ] You are possessive and territorial.
Total: 2
Elf:
[ ] Your ears are slightly pointed at the tips.
[x] You are very intelligent.
[ ] Your five senses are extremely keen. - All but hearing. Perceiving sound and hearing it correctly are not quite one and the same anymore, but I wouldn't try to sneak up on me.
[ ] Your weight is quite a bit lighter than the average person at your particular height.
[ ] You always wear elegant clothes and speak as politely as possible.
[ ] You are most at peace when you are gazing at something beautiful, like nature.
[ ] You look very young for your age.
[x] You rarely get sick.
[x] You are a very hard worker.
[ ] Above all other superpowers, you would love to read minds or see the future.
Total: 3
Fairy
[ ] You are happy a lot of the time.
[ ] The best superpower to you would be to fly.
[ ] You are very shy.
[ ] You love the forest and plant life in general.
[x] You are always willing to help others, even if you might not be the best to offer aid.
[ ] You are young and short.
[ ] Dancing is one of your favorite pastimes.
[ ] If someone ticks you off, you are very clever with getting them back.
[x] Your clothing isn't always presentable, but you are comfortable with what you wear.
[ ] Circles are a wonderful symbol of unity to you.
Total: 2
Dwarf:
[x] You are excellent with crafts and handiwork.
[x] In social situations, you tend to be a little awkward.
[x] You are short for your age.
[x] You are an isolated person
[ ] You love to play practical jokes on people.
[ ] You are extremely fascinated with jewelry.
[x] You look older than your age.
[x] You love the woods and the mountains.
[ ] You are well off, or come from a family that is well off.
[x] You have a short temper.
Total: 7
Harpy/Siren:
[ ] You are best at talking bad about people behind their backs and not to their face.
[x] When you are annoyed, you will go to a great extent to torment whoever did so to you.
[ ] You often take things that aren't yours.
[x] You are easily angered.
[x] Death fascinates you.
[ ] You are female, or a feminine-looking man.
[ ] You associate yourself with the wind element.
[x] You can switch quickly between your light and dark side.
[ ] You love to trick others.
[x] You have a ravenous appetite.
Total: 5
Mermaid:
[ ] You love the beach more so because of the water than the shore itself.
[ ] Fish are some of the most beautiful creatures to you.
[ ] The ultimate superpower to you would be to breathe underwater
[ ] You enjoy looking at ships, but not riding them, as well as you like ships for traveling, not hunting in the sea.
[x] You are good at swimming.
[ ] You like to collect shells.
[ ] You use sea items as jewelry or decoration.
[ ] You enjoy learning about the ocean and the life inside it.
[ ] You are extremely against ocean pollution, and someday, perhaps (if you haven't already), you will work to stop that.
[ ] Legs on land are not as important as a fin in the sea.
Total: 1
Vampire:
[x] You're a night person.
[x] You have a fascination with blood.
[ ] You are extremely pale.
[x] You wish you had a bat as a pet.
[x] Tight spaces are not scary or uncomfortable for you.
[x] The sun's glare annoys you all too often.
[ ] You hate food with lots of garlic in it.
[x] To you, a kiss on the neck is more romantic than a kiss on the cheek or lips.
[ ] You don't like sharp objects near you.
Total: 6
Werewolf:
[x] The full moon is the most beautiful scene to you.
[x] You have a lot of body hair. hahahahah!
[x] The ability to shapeshift is the best superpower to you.
[ ] You prefer gold over silver items.
[x] You lack self control.
[x] You find it easier to have sympathy for animals than for humans.
[ ] You have a deep respect for wolves and wild dogs.
[ ] You like to be alone.
[x] If You have a terrible secret and you only tell people you trust 100% about it.
[x] You'd rather be outdoors than indoors.
Total: 7
Wizard/Witch:
[ ] You love chemistry.
[x] You are intuitive and good at analyzing people, to the point that people seriously or jokingly say you're psychic.
[ ] The most amazing supernatural power to you is controlling the elements.
[ ] You are a nature lover.
[x] You have a strong sense of responsibility.
[x] You spend a lot of time alone.
[x] You usually hang around with a certain animal all the time when you feel lonely.
[ ] You are spiritual, but not necessarily religious.
[ ] Cooking is one of your favorite things to do.
[ ] You enjoy learning about Wicca and the occult.
Total: 4
Zombie:
[ ] You are pale.
[x] You are hungry a lot.
[x] Many activities you do every day make you feel mindless, or like a drone.
[x] Most of the time you or a part of you is cold.
[x] You love to eat meat
[x] You would resort to cannibalism if that was the only source of food.
[x] You make grunts and moans a lot.
[ ] You usually walk slow.
[x] You are not afraid of seeing a lot of blood or getting a lot of blood on yourself.
Total: 7
Satyr/Faun:
[x] You are very passionate about the things you like.
[ ] You like to get drunk and dance.
[x] You're very amorous.
[x] You like art and music.
[x] You enjoy feasting with friends.
[x] You love nature but more for the animals then than the trees and plants.
[x] You like getting rowdy and having a good time.
[x] You laugh a lot.
[x] You love the chase almost as much as the capture.
[x] You wish you had horns.
Total: 9
I was almost a werewolf zombie dwarf...
Featuring you
Posted 15 years agoTaken from lillium .
The first 10 people who comment on this journal will be featured here, along with three deviations/pieces/artworks chosen from their gallery by myself.
If you answer, you'll have to do the same in your journal, putting me on the first place, completing the list with 9 other people. The idea of this is not to get a free feature, it is to spread art around for everyone.
(ALSO, YOU HAVE TO ACTUALLY HAVE ART, EITHER DONE BY YOU OR COMMISSIONED IN YOUR GALLERY)
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Digital-Maesma
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xxkittyxx13
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ForeverChagrin
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Robyn_Paperdoll
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The first 10 people who comment on this journal will be featured here, along with three deviations/pieces/artworks chosen from their gallery by myself.
If you answer, you'll have to do the same in your journal, putting me on the first place, completing the list with 9 other people. The idea of this is not to get a free feature, it is to spread art around for everyone.
(ALSO, YOU HAVE TO ACTUALLY HAVE ART, EITHER DONE BY YOU OR COMMISSIONED IN YOUR GALLERY)
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xxkittyxx13piece-1
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Happy New Year and a birthday to me.
Posted 15 years agoOne year from this day I will be a quarter of a century old. But today I am only 24, one year from having reasonable insurance prices and... I guess something else. No real big deals either way.
Happy New Years to everyone, I hope you all are in loving company and with any luck in loving arms tonight.
Happy New Years to everyone, I hope you all are in loving company and with any luck in loving arms tonight.
And the B&hammer has fallen
Posted 15 years agofarewell
getoutofmyheadcharles
and even though I did not follow you chaps as well
rage-core
curiosity-core
galactusrulesall
temjin
and for any that have fallen prey to the bullshit insanity that quickly followed
jeriko
and a particular sentry gun whose current danger statuses are unkown and therefore shall not be possibly linked in here.
Apparently the art of humor is lost these days... Shame, many a good comment were had from all. Cheers mates.
getoutofmyheadcharlesand even though I did not follow you chaps as well
rage-core
curiosity-core
galactusrulesall
temjinand for any that have fallen prey to the bullshit insanity that quickly followed
jerikoand a particular sentry gun whose current danger statuses are unkown and therefore shall not be possibly linked in here.
Apparently the art of humor is lost these days... Shame, many a good comment were had from all. Cheers mates.
So... $10 commissions
Posted 15 years agoAnybody still watching?
Just wondering if anyone still looks for more work from me.
I put serious consideration into abandoning this account and moving elsewhere and ultimately decided against it.
Sciura is still active and will continue to be so for all original work I deem good enough to put there. It will have work that will not be featured here although there are a couple of reposts on that account to help the gallery with a bit of filling.
What would you guys like to see from me? I am re-opening commissions on the off chance that anyone will step up to the plate.
$10 commissions except for sketches
$5 pencil sketch
simple color bust
full color character
quick color landscape
Also if anyone is actually interested, here is an example. name a price and we can negotiate.
custom scarecrow mask
Just wondering if anyone still looks for more work from me.
I put serious consideration into abandoning this account and moving elsewhere and ultimately decided against it.
Sciura is still active and will continue to be so for all original work I deem good enough to put there. It will have work that will not be featured here although there are a couple of reposts on that account to help the gallery with a bit of filling.What would you guys like to see from me? I am re-opening commissions on the off chance that anyone will step up to the plate.
$10 commissions except for sketches
$5 pencil sketch
simple color bust
full color character
quick color landscape
Also if anyone is actually interested, here is an example. name a price and we can negotiate.
custom scarecrow mask
FUCKING GODDAMNED ORANGE SPARKLING LEADLESS TWILIGHT PENCIL!
Posted 15 years ago...and my glittery goddamn leadless fucking mechanical motherbitch orange twilight pencil. FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!
This will probably sound like the last rant I will utter before screaming wordlessly and picking up a shotgun armed with pure malice and rage.
So much fucking anger at a goddamn pencil that people's heads in a twelve mile radius will implode, outside that radius they will explode.
hundred miles of blood soaked carnage because of a cocksucking twilight pencil with no lead!
I'm surprised it hasn't withered away into a sparkling pool of molten plastic from my sheer malignancy towards this thing. I can't even fathom why it exists, much less is within my realm of sensory perception without fear of exploding.
stephanie meyer... wrote her h=goddamnede book with this thing I know it
this will be my muse of anger and frustration
every time I look at the black graphite smother and choking the paper with death and blood and carnage darker than the soul and basement of a cradle of filth fan, and see this pen in my hand... my anger will increase a hundred fold
it single handedly has derailed the hate train that has been unstoppably barreling along at the speed of FFUUUU since I woke up and steered it onto a new course for destruction at speeds that will cause a pregnant woman to miscarry simply by being within hearing distance of it.
This will probably sound like the last rant I will utter before screaming wordlessly and picking up a shotgun armed with pure malice and rage.
So much fucking anger at a goddamn pencil that people's heads in a twelve mile radius will implode, outside that radius they will explode.
hundred miles of blood soaked carnage because of a cocksucking twilight pencil with no lead!
I'm surprised it hasn't withered away into a sparkling pool of molten plastic from my sheer malignancy towards this thing. I can't even fathom why it exists, much less is within my realm of sensory perception without fear of exploding.
stephanie meyer... wrote her h=goddamnede book with this thing I know it
this will be my muse of anger and frustration
every time I look at the black graphite smother and choking the paper with death and blood and carnage darker than the soul and basement of a cradle of filth fan, and see this pen in my hand... my anger will increase a hundred fold
it single handedly has derailed the hate train that has been unstoppably barreling along at the speed of FFUUUU since I woke up and steered it onto a new course for destruction at speeds that will cause a pregnant woman to miscarry simply by being within hearing distance of it.
What do you fucking hate about my art?
Posted 15 years agoI wanna know if anyone will actually respond, even see if anyone still watches. I'm keeping tips in mind to improve for my new account and may eventually start submitting to this one again.
But seriously, I want anyone and everyone to absolutely take the piss out of what I do. That way, I can actually find out what people respond to negatively and maybe improve upon it.
Are my drawings too unoriginal and lacking in any originality in pose and posture?
Are they a bleeding eyesore because my subject matter is retarded and too stupid and mundane to take seriously?
Please, comment. Even if just to say "you're a fucking hack, stop drawing".
I only beg to question... why, am I a hack?
What can't you stand about my art?
But seriously, I want anyone and everyone to absolutely take the piss out of what I do. That way, I can actually find out what people respond to negatively and maybe improve upon it.
Are my drawings too unoriginal and lacking in any originality in pose and posture?
Are they a bleeding eyesore because my subject matter is retarded and too stupid and mundane to take seriously?
Please, comment. Even if just to say "you're a fucking hack, stop drawing".
I only beg to question... why, am I a hack?
What can't you stand about my art?
Uhmmm... son I am confuse
Posted 15 years agoMonsters 2010 - by Gareth Edwards... Spoilers
I just watched Gareth Edwards "Monsters" that comes out this year... From the preview, you get the feel of a very apocalyptic new world down in Mexico with large tentacled monsters running amok absolutely wrecking people's days. In the movie... You get large tentacled monsters maybe four times total on the screen. Atmosphere is very spot on with the Armageddon thing. Everything from the ruins of cities all the way to the abandoned wall now separating the U.S. from Mexico's "Infected Zone"...
The movie quickly devolves into a morality type tale of our two main characters who are about as bland and unlikable as they come. Baw story from both sides, dude's a dick that sleeps with random women with no regards but has a kid that somehow has broken this shell when he never even knew about him until he was 2. So now we feel sorry for him because the woman who he slept with for two months doesn't want her kid to know he's the father "and from the alcoholic and womanizing standpoint why would she". Then we get blondie, she's a daddy's girl down in Mexico for god knows what, she implies that she works but she's going back home to a dick fiance "implied through her lack of enthusiasm in even calling said guy" to just be the sit at home mom that apparently everyone in America is supposed to be "WTF?".
Trials and tribulations ahead from our ever missing tentacle monsters who are just animals that come out on land to lay offspring in mushroom growths on trees and return to the river but goddamn do they get pissed if you shoot missiles and shit at them, how evil and destructive those walking squids are... So our heroes continue on and apparently fall into some sort of Stockholm Syndrome type deal where blondie loves douchie and oh wait Americuh is fucking ruined, the wall didn't keep the monsters out how about that... The end is one of the most poorly executed attempts at tension that shifts midway into one of the most out of place on screen metaphors I have seen to date. At a gas station where they call for military evacuation two conversations between our heroes and their off screen miserable counterparts that basically show life sucks. Guy goes outside to sleep by the gas pumps, she's inside. Thunderstorm breaks out, tentacle monsters seen menacingly against the lightning lit sky. Tentacle beasty one slips tentacles inside gas station near the woman in an attempt to scare into some impending doom for her. She shuts off the lights which apparently draw them. It goes outside where the other is near the gas pumps... Then the tentacle monsters fuck while the main characters watch on intimately, teary eyed even and as the monsters part ways they know that they don't want to be separated. I shit you not, tentacle monster sex followed by intimacy between main characters, military arrives says "You can't be here this is restricted zone!" didn't they call for that? And as they are dragged to opposite sides of the screen to separate vehicles you get the point that people are miserable and lonely or some shit just like our tentacle monsters... Climax of the film was tentacle monster fucking... I can't get over it, it was too fucking left field.
I cannot like this movie no matter how much I wanted to, it was beautifully shot throughout. But it was terribly scripted and terribly written. Execution was godawful in terms of plot and overall point. Monsters receives an F-
I just watched Gareth Edwards "Monsters" that comes out this year... From the preview, you get the feel of a very apocalyptic new world down in Mexico with large tentacled monsters running amok absolutely wrecking people's days. In the movie... You get large tentacled monsters maybe four times total on the screen. Atmosphere is very spot on with the Armageddon thing. Everything from the ruins of cities all the way to the abandoned wall now separating the U.S. from Mexico's "Infected Zone"...
The movie quickly devolves into a morality type tale of our two main characters who are about as bland and unlikable as they come. Baw story from both sides, dude's a dick that sleeps with random women with no regards but has a kid that somehow has broken this shell when he never even knew about him until he was 2. So now we feel sorry for him because the woman who he slept with for two months doesn't want her kid to know he's the father "and from the alcoholic and womanizing standpoint why would she". Then we get blondie, she's a daddy's girl down in Mexico for god knows what, she implies that she works but she's going back home to a dick fiance "implied through her lack of enthusiasm in even calling said guy" to just be the sit at home mom that apparently everyone in America is supposed to be "WTF?".
Trials and tribulations ahead from our ever missing tentacle monsters who are just animals that come out on land to lay offspring in mushroom growths on trees and return to the river but goddamn do they get pissed if you shoot missiles and shit at them, how evil and destructive those walking squids are... So our heroes continue on and apparently fall into some sort of Stockholm Syndrome type deal where blondie loves douchie and oh wait Americuh is fucking ruined, the wall didn't keep the monsters out how about that... The end is one of the most poorly executed attempts at tension that shifts midway into one of the most out of place on screen metaphors I have seen to date. At a gas station where they call for military evacuation two conversations between our heroes and their off screen miserable counterparts that basically show life sucks. Guy goes outside to sleep by the gas pumps, she's inside. Thunderstorm breaks out, tentacle monsters seen menacingly against the lightning lit sky. Tentacle beasty one slips tentacles inside gas station near the woman in an attempt to scare into some impending doom for her. She shuts off the lights which apparently draw them. It goes outside where the other is near the gas pumps... Then the tentacle monsters fuck while the main characters watch on intimately, teary eyed even and as the monsters part ways they know that they don't want to be separated. I shit you not, tentacle monster sex followed by intimacy between main characters, military arrives says "You can't be here this is restricted zone!" didn't they call for that? And as they are dragged to opposite sides of the screen to separate vehicles you get the point that people are miserable and lonely or some shit just like our tentacle monsters... Climax of the film was tentacle monster fucking... I can't get over it, it was too fucking left field.
I cannot like this movie no matter how much I wanted to, it was beautifully shot throughout. But it was terribly scripted and terribly written. Execution was godawful in terms of plot and overall point. Monsters receives an F-
The vulva meme
Posted 15 years agoYes I will now add to the outreach of this meme. I am torn, on one hand I respect miss 
lilliosa and the fact that she is doing something that could quite possibly lead to the b&hammer "I hope it doesn't". On the other hand, my head is swimming with ideas for jokes that I feel would unintentionally insult her even if it was meant as jest.
I applaud her for this, I actually read through every public comment through her gallery leading to this meme and feel comfortable saying I know exactly where she stands and I feel the same way for women to see past the photoshorps of the industry and actually feel good about themselves. Too long have I watched far too many beautiful people "I say people both male and female" absolutely trash and take the piss out of themselves for no good reason because they feel they need to look like someone from hollywood. No amount of before after photo touch ups you show them, and no amount of face to face encounters with other normal people can somehow shake their head out of their ass and accepting the fact that they are not the hideous chuds they somehow see themselves as. And I do mean far from the humility of someone being gracious but in all honesty deluded into thinking they're unforgivably disgusting.
It pains me to all hell to watch these people writhe in their own personal torment because the chorus in their head is louder than anything else anyone can say or show them. I was one of them, for quite some time. I am a hairy motherfucker, in my mind I to an extent still feel disgusting. So I can actually sympathize with this, no amount of exercise is going to help me "shed" this fucking hair. Many people feel the same way about their weight. We. Need. To. Stop.
Looking like a holocaust victim, is not attractive, looking like a hedge trimming accident, is also not attractive. We do not need to lose everything we have to be attractive, be that weight, hair, or in this current meme lips...
That being said I totally had a derp face complete with googly eyes over a horizontal vagina that was too terrifying and funny not to draw... I merely restrain out of respect for the woman who created the meme. Insulting and lessening her is not something that I would do.
lilliosa and the fact that she is doing something that could quite possibly lead to the b&hammer "I hope it doesn't". On the other hand, my head is swimming with ideas for jokes that I feel would unintentionally insult her even if it was meant as jest.I applaud her for this, I actually read through every public comment through her gallery leading to this meme and feel comfortable saying I know exactly where she stands and I feel the same way for women to see past the photoshorps of the industry and actually feel good about themselves. Too long have I watched far too many beautiful people "I say people both male and female" absolutely trash and take the piss out of themselves for no good reason because they feel they need to look like someone from hollywood. No amount of before after photo touch ups you show them, and no amount of face to face encounters with other normal people can somehow shake their head out of their ass and accepting the fact that they are not the hideous chuds they somehow see themselves as. And I do mean far from the humility of someone being gracious but in all honesty deluded into thinking they're unforgivably disgusting.
It pains me to all hell to watch these people writhe in their own personal torment because the chorus in their head is louder than anything else anyone can say or show them. I was one of them, for quite some time. I am a hairy motherfucker, in my mind I to an extent still feel disgusting. So I can actually sympathize with this, no amount of exercise is going to help me "shed" this fucking hair. Many people feel the same way about their weight. We. Need. To. Stop.
Looking like a holocaust victim, is not attractive, looking like a hedge trimming accident, is also not attractive. We do not need to lose everything we have to be attractive, be that weight, hair, or in this current meme lips...
That being said I totally had a derp face complete with googly eyes over a horizontal vagina that was too terrifying and funny not to draw... I merely restrain out of respect for the woman who created the meme. Insulting and lessening her is not something that I would do.
Why is Stallone the man?
Posted 15 years agoBecause he broke his fucking neck on the Expendables filming a fight scene with Steve Austin "guess which shot!" went to the hospital, had a metal disc inserted into his vertebrae and finished shooting... He is the fucking man and worthy of being anyone's hero IRL. Not only is he an action star in his films, but anyone willing and able to tough their way through something like that and get back on the proverbial horse get's a thumbs way up. You sir, are the man. That being said, The Expendables is most definitely my "Feel good movie" of the year. Cause damn that movie makes me all kinds of warm and fuzzy inside for most likely all the wrong reasons but you know what? It was metal as all hell.
Thumbs up for Stallone, thumbs up for the Expendables, just solid 10's down the line for both.
By the way, Dolph Lundgren... Totally fucking awesome... I hope he gets his time to shine in the next one.
Thumbs up for Stallone, thumbs up for the Expendables, just solid 10's down the line for both.
By the way, Dolph Lundgren... Totally fucking awesome... I hope he gets his time to shine in the next one.
finally able to apologize and end months of silence
Posted 15 years agoI've finally made peace with my parents, after months of loathing towards me. The prodigal son returns defeated yet again. It's tough out there these days, left with a job, a car, a home and my life in order. I return with defeat. My car wrecked, my job long gone, my home eaten out from under me and crushed by the weight of the things that have occurred this last year they finally let me apologize and let me come home. Home to what, I'm not sure, miles away from any type of potential employment and no way to get there I am back in the birth of my despair from where I came to this state. I must trudge along though, I will not let this subdue me, I will not fade away as I did before. This place will not swallow me again. I have to get out, I have to be independent, I have to be alive and on my own. I was beaten and broken for trying before, I must try harder again, I cannot stay down. To stay is to die.
Where's The Horror?.. over there in that review blog...
Posted 15 years agoWhere's The Horror?
I'll pick apart to the best of my abilities, every single horror film that dares cross my path and attack every glaring flaw until the bullshit is laid bare. With every aspect of horror that pisses you off picked off and thrown aside, maybe a formula for a true horror film will be left in place. Join and post blogs and reviews, build a network that the industry can't ignore so that maybe these shitty remakes can stop. Maybe if they receive enough of a collective boot in the ass it'll go right up the spinal column of Fangoria and Rue Morgue until it hits the brain and these fools will have no choice but to pull it from their ass.
I'll pick apart to the best of my abilities, every single horror film that dares cross my path and attack every glaring flaw until the bullshit is laid bare. With every aspect of horror that pisses you off picked off and thrown aside, maybe a formula for a true horror film will be left in place. Join and post blogs and reviews, build a network that the industry can't ignore so that maybe these shitty remakes can stop. Maybe if they receive enough of a collective boot in the ass it'll go right up the spinal column of Fangoria and Rue Morgue until it hits the brain and these fools will have no choice but to pull it from their ass.
$10 - commissions open
Posted 15 years agoThrowing out the option to do some commissions now that I have a steady internet connection again and will be posting here again soon.
$10 - simple character example
$15 - character with simple background
$20 - complex background with character
Note me if interested and I'll get it going.
$10 - simple character example
$15 - character with simple background
$20 - complex background with character
Note me if interested and I'll get it going.
Clash of the Titans awesome political fuck-up in film
Posted 15 years agoClash of the Titans - Mix and mash of lore and mythology to begin with. The old one was a fan service film made by Harryhausen and Davis. Djinn were introduced into the new storyline... The one muslim monster in this film goes suicide bomber on Medusa... Epic Win even if he didn't succeed.
All in all, I liked it. The old one didn't follow traditional storyline either so you can't honestly bash this one for doing the same. They were both made as excuses to show off special effects prowess, even Harryhausen himself admitted it. So nyeh.
Sam Worthington is yet again, really forgettable as a lead role. His acting was a better portrayal of the dead bark than the Djinn were supposed to be made of. That being said, I loved their design and the suit actor was great. Medusa was a bit of a let down to be perfectly honest, she fell prey to substandard cg where many others had excelled. The scorpions were alright, nothing truly special but the audio visual cues of the tail strikes combined with the soundtrack were great. No slapping epic shit over a scene the music was truly crafted for the piece. Calibos fucking owned hard... He fucking ripped someone in half... crushed someone's head in their helmet, he rocked so damn hard. His prosthetics were truly original and well done, his split baked skin being used for the horns was genius, his claw hand melting together was pretty damn good. All in all, the actual effects were outstanding. The attention to detail in the throne room of Olympus was staggering. Seeing Hades' cape flowing over the landscape shown beneath his feet, through rivers and over mountains and through the clouds was astounding. All in all, I loved this movie as a prop to RPG's of old. Character introductions were meted out in similar fashion, weapon pickups and plot delivery. This is by no means a true A-list film but for sheer fan service I liked it. I was and always will be a fan of the old. I have almost every Harryhausen film released on vhs, and I still applaud this one for sheer manliness.
All in all, I liked it. The old one didn't follow traditional storyline either so you can't honestly bash this one for doing the same. They were both made as excuses to show off special effects prowess, even Harryhausen himself admitted it. So nyeh.
Sam Worthington is yet again, really forgettable as a lead role. His acting was a better portrayal of the dead bark than the Djinn were supposed to be made of. That being said, I loved their design and the suit actor was great. Medusa was a bit of a let down to be perfectly honest, she fell prey to substandard cg where many others had excelled. The scorpions were alright, nothing truly special but the audio visual cues of the tail strikes combined with the soundtrack were great. No slapping epic shit over a scene the music was truly crafted for the piece. Calibos fucking owned hard... He fucking ripped someone in half... crushed someone's head in their helmet, he rocked so damn hard. His prosthetics were truly original and well done, his split baked skin being used for the horns was genius, his claw hand melting together was pretty damn good. All in all, the actual effects were outstanding. The attention to detail in the throne room of Olympus was staggering. Seeing Hades' cape flowing over the landscape shown beneath his feet, through rivers and over mountains and through the clouds was astounding. All in all, I loved this movie as a prop to RPG's of old. Character introductions were meted out in similar fashion, weapon pickups and plot delivery. This is by no means a true A-list film but for sheer fan service I liked it. I was and always will be a fan of the old. I have almost every Harryhausen film released on vhs, and I still applaud this one for sheer manliness.
So I just watched a store get robbed while cops harassed me
Posted 15 years agoThis is just too fucking funny and ironic. I was just on the phone for some time, just chilling in a bus stop with a phone very obviously up to my ear. 45 minutes or so go by as I have a nice conversation when two officers arrive... Cue irony and later hilarity. I get pissy with the officer's who are bugging the shit out of me while I'm talking on the phone. Back and forth bitching with the officers, for posterity I will actually go ahead and quote to show just how fucking moronic these stupid assholes truly are...
- talking on the phone -
what you doin' tonight - southern drawl from officer from here on out
talking on the phone, what does it look like?
At 2 in the mornin?
why not.
You got any ID.
Nope.
Where do you live, what's your name, etc - shorthand
We got calls, you're bein suspicious.
What the hell is suspicious about sitting down and talking on the phone?
No need to be a smartass.
I'm not being a smartass, I'm just telling you that that's fucking ridiculous and stupid as hell.
Hang up and stand up.
I'll call you back in a bit, hold on a sec. - hang up the phone and stand up.
You got any weapons on you?
- silence, drop denim trench coat and spread my arms.
You got any weapons on you?
- still silence, over officer's shoulder three men let themselves into the Wendy's across the street that has been closed for three and a half hours.
- they search me thoroughly and find jack shit while I watch the three men go behind the counter fiddling with everything biting back the smile I want to break out.
They leave and just to piss them off I sit right back down and get back on the phone and continue watching the after hours robbery that I hope I find on the news so I can comment about how I watched it over these two wonder shits shoulders. Gastonia PD, masters of observation.
- talking on the phone -
what you doin' tonight - southern drawl from officer from here on out
talking on the phone, what does it look like?
At 2 in the mornin?
why not.
You got any ID.
Nope.
Where do you live, what's your name, etc - shorthand
We got calls, you're bein suspicious.
What the hell is suspicious about sitting down and talking on the phone?
No need to be a smartass.
I'm not being a smartass, I'm just telling you that that's fucking ridiculous and stupid as hell.
Hang up and stand up.
I'll call you back in a bit, hold on a sec. - hang up the phone and stand up.
You got any weapons on you?
- silence, drop denim trench coat and spread my arms.
You got any weapons on you?
- still silence, over officer's shoulder three men let themselves into the Wendy's across the street that has been closed for three and a half hours.
- they search me thoroughly and find jack shit while I watch the three men go behind the counter fiddling with everything biting back the smile I want to break out.
They leave and just to piss them off I sit right back down and get back on the phone and continue watching the after hours robbery that I hope I find on the news so I can comment about how I watched it over these two wonder shits shoulders. Gastonia PD, masters of observation.
fuck everything
Posted 15 years ago$17.50 an hour job turned over because that fucking bitch of a shrink and the medical reviews fucking up my license. Impending court date for chasing off gang members with a half of a pair of hedge clippers. Medical bill from the police officer slamming my face into the pavement and getting stitches on my chin. Wrist is probably fucked up considering my fingers are still numb a week later. No car or license. No job. Just fucking goddamn amazing... Fuck everything, fuck it all to hell. I want everything dead, this whole fucking area... Fuck this life...
So I woke up this morning with blood in my mouth
Posted 15 years agoApparently last night I ground my teeth so hard that I started bleeding from my gums and woke up with a mouth full of blood. The rest of today was filled with so much rage that my chest felt like it was going to crack, my teeth were squeaking from clenching my jaw on and off and my head hurt.... bad... I have not felt rage like this in so long and I do not know where it came from but today after being so furious that I retched and gagged. I think there may be something wrong.
feeling empty
Posted 15 years agouseless and broken
silence consuming
answers unspoken
darkness and brooding
walls better than friends
they don't turn away
never speak back
but at least they stay
everything gone
bitter remained
flesh and bone
hollow and stained
chest liken to break
empty yet vain
nothing left to take
happy memories attain
left to rot
nothing but pain
silence consuming
answers unspoken
darkness and brooding
walls better than friends
they don't turn away
never speak back
but at least they stay
everything gone
bitter remained
flesh and bone
hollow and stained
chest liken to break
empty yet vain
nothing left to take
happy memories attain
left to rot
nothing but pain
stupidest things, now with furry percentage
Posted 15 years agoLevel 1
(x) Smoked A Cigarette
( ) Smoked A Cigar
( ) Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex
SO FAR: 1
Level 2
(x) Are / Been In Love
(x) Dumped someone
(x) Been In A Fist Fight
SO FAR: 4
Level 3
(x) Had A Crush On An Older Person
(x) Skipped Class
( ) Slept With A Co-worker
(x) Seen Someone / Something Die
SO FAR: 7
Level 4
(x) Had / Have A Crush On One Of Your Furaffinity Friends
( ) Been To Paris
( ) Been To Spain
(x) Been On A Plane
( ) Thrown Up From Drinking
SO FAR: 9
Level 5
(x) Eaten Sushi
( ) Been Snowboarding
(x) Met Someone Through Internet
(x) Been in a Mosh Pit
SO FAR: 12
Level 6
( ) Been In An Abusive Relationship
( ) Taken Pain Killers
(x) Liked/loved Someone Who You Cant Have
(x) Laid On Your Back And Watched Cloud Shapes Go By
(x) Made A Snow Angel
SO FAR: 15
Level 7
( ) Had A Tea Party
(x) Flown A Kite
(x) Built A Sand Castle (D:>)
(x) Gone mudding
(x) Played Dress Up - XD lol, I think trying to get as many outfits on at once counts
SO FAR: 19
Level 8
(x) Jumped Into A Pile Of Leaves
(x) Gone Sledding
(x) Cheated While Playing A Game
(x) Been Lonely
(x) Fallen Asleep At Work / School
SO far: 24
Level 10
(x) Watched The Sun Set
(x) Felt An Earthquake
(x) Killed A Snake
SO FAR: 27
Level 11
(x) Been Tickled
(x) Been Robbed / Vandalized
(x) Been cheated on
(x) Been Misunderstood
SO FAR: 31
Level 12
(x) Won A Contest
(x) Been Suspended From School - even been expelled XD
(x) Had Detention
(x) Been In A Car / Motorcycle Accident
SO FAR: 35
Level 13
( ) Had / Have Braces
( ) Eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night
(x) Danced in the moonlight
SO FAR : 36
Level 14
(x) Hated The Way You Look
(x) Witnessed A Crime
( ) Pole Danced
(x) Questioned Your Heart
(x) Been obsessed with post-it-notes
SO FAR: 40
Level 15
(x) Squished Barefoot Through The Mud
(x) Been To The Opposite Side Of The World
(x) Swam In The Ocean
(x) Felt Like You Were Dying
SO FAR: 44
Level 16
(x) Cried Yourself To Sleep
(x) Played Cops And Robbers - yeah, with the cops... only it was more of a running game
( ) Recently Colored With Crayons / Colored Pencils / Markers
(x) Sang Karaoke
(x) Paid For A Meal With Only Coins - oh yes and even got chased out of a convenience store for that
SO FAR: 48
Level 17
(x) Done Something You Told Yourself You Wouldn't
(x) Made Prank Phone Calls
(x) Laughed Until Some Kind Of Beverage Came Out Of Your Nose
(x) Kissed In The Rain
SO FAR: 52
Level 18
( ) Written A Letter To Santa Claus
(x) Watched The Sun Set/ sun rise With Someone You Care/Cared About
(x) Blown Bubbles
(x) Made A Bonfire On The Beach Or Anywhere
SO FAR: 55
Level 19
(x) Crashed A Party
(x) Have Traveled More Than 5 Days With A Car Full Of People
(x) Had A Wish Come True
( ) Been Humped By A Monkey
SO FAR: 58
Level 20
( ) Worn Pearls
(x) Jumped Off A Bridge
(x) Screamed "Penis" or "Vagina"
( ) Swam With Dolphins
SO FAR: 60
Level 21
(x) Got Your Tongue Stuck To A Pole/Freezer/ice Cubes
( ) Kicked A Fish
(x) Worn The Opposite Sex's Clothes - dammit Cat!!!
(x) Sat On A Roof Top and watched the stars
SO FAR: 63
Level 22
(x) Screamed At The Top Of Your Lungs
(x) Done / Attempted A One-Handed Cartwheel
(x) Talked On The Phone For More Than 6 Hours
(x) Recently stayed up for a while talking to someone you care about
SO FAR: 67
Level 23
( ) Picked And Ate An Apple Right Off The Tree
(x) Climbed A Tree
(x) Had/Been In A Tree House
( ) Been scared To Watch Scary Movies Alone
SO FAR: 69
Level 24
(x) Believed In Ghosts
( ) Have had More Then 30 Pairs Of Shoes
(x) Gone Streaking - not pretty for all of the victims...
( ) Visited Jail
SO FAR: 71
Level 25
(x) Played Chinese Chicken - if this is like firedrill yes...
(x) Been Pushed into a pool with all your clothes on
(x) Been Told You're Hot By A Complete Stranger - strangely there is photo evidence of this comment from said complete stranger who had only just learned my name... odd
( ) Broken A Bone
(x) Been Easily Amused
SO FAR: 75
Level 26
(x) Caught A Fish Then Ate It Later
( ) Made A Porn Video/got asked to make one
(x) Caught A Butterfly
(x) Laughed So Hard You Cried
(x) Cried So Hard You Laughed
SO FAR: 79
Level 27
(x) Mooned/Flashed Someone
(x) Had Someone Moon/Flash You - dammit Scott, I got you back fuckerrr!
( ) Cheated On A Test
(x) Forgotten (everyones!) Someone's Name
(x) French Braided Someones Hair - my own
(x) Gone Skinny Dipping
(x) Been Kicked Out Of Your House
SO FAR: 85
Level 28
(x) Rode A Roller Coaster
(x) Went Scuba-Diving/Snorkeling
( ) Had A Cavity
( ) Black-Mailed Someone
( ) Been Black Mailed
SO FAR: 87
Level 29
(x) Been Used
(x) Fell Going Up The Stairs
(x) Licked A Cat - in a fashion "Hi kitty, sqrl loves you" XD
(x) Bitten Someone
(x) Licked Someone - yum, strangely all the same Cat...
SO FAR: 92
Level 30
(x) Been shot at/or at gunpoint - fucking asshole cops...
( ) Had sex in the rain - dammit not yet...
( ) Flattened someones tires
(x) Rode in a car/truck until the gas light came on
(x) Got five dollars or less worth of gas
grand total of 95 - does this mean I've had a fulfilling meaningful life? XD
[x] you meow/bark to get attention
[x] you find pets toys amusing
[] you get hyper by the smell of catnip
[x] you growl/hiss when someone gets too close to your food (barely audible)
[x] you growl/hiss when someone you dislike is too close to you (barely audible)
[x] you purr/shake your leg when someone shows you affection
[] if someone tosses a ball, you chase it and brings it back
Total: 5
[x] you love to be scratched behind the ear
[x] you love fish/meat
[x] you like to stick your head out trough the window of a moving car
[x] you like when people pet your head (only a few ppl)
[] people can make you stop doing stuff by hitting you on the nose with a newspaper
[] you think feathers are fun to play with
Total: 9
[x] you sleep a lot during daytime
[] you enjoy scaring birds
[x] you lick peoples faces to show you like them (a certain kitty)
[x] you bite people if they annoy you
[x] you tend to steal food from your friends/family's plate when you have eaten all of yours (somewhat guilty, I nab fries)
[x] milk or water is your favorite drink (I drink a fair amount of water)
Total: 14
[x] you own a collar and you enjoy wearing it
[x] you own a leash and enjoy wearing it
[] you own animal ears/tail/paws or a fursuit
[x] you enjoy long walks in the park
[x] you meow/bark when you see something you want (again with a certain kitty)
Total: 18
[x] you call your hands and feet "paws"
[x] you tilt your head when you do not understand what someone is talking about
[] you run to the door when someone mentions a walk
[x] you really enjoy cuddling
[x] you stretch your body and whimper a bit every morning when you wake up
[x] you can wake up and go back to sleep right away after looking around
Total: 23
[] you have your favorite spot besides your bed where you like to sleep
[x] you meow or bark very often (with my kitty) and I chatter
[] you hide when you get scared
[x] you run to the door to see who it is every time someone comes in to the house
[x] you like to chase flying insects and try to catch them with your bare hand
[x] you tend to chew on stuff a lot
[] you like to do tricks to get a treat
Total: 27
[] you own a wearable item/tag with your name on it
[x] you refer to your self as an animal
[x] your username has something to do with animals (I have sciura is an alternate and its short for sciuridae or squirrel)
[x] your e-mail has something to do with animals (same as above)
[x] if you get a bleeding wound, you lick it to make it feel better
[x] you look for edible stuff often
Total: 32
[x] you often find yourself looking trough the window for a long time
[x] you like to say hi to strangers
[x] you like to be petted when you have done something good
[x] people think you act like a pet (I do, and sometimes so do others)
[x] you growl/hiss at stuff you do not like (barely audible and only sometimes)
[] you like to eat grass
[x] if you get wet, you shake to get rid of the water
Final Total: 39
multiplied by two that gives me a whopping 78 percent... holy shitfuck...
(x) Smoked A Cigarette
( ) Smoked A Cigar
( ) Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex
SO FAR: 1
Level 2
(x) Are / Been In Love
(x) Dumped someone
(x) Been In A Fist Fight
SO FAR: 4
Level 3
(x) Had A Crush On An Older Person
(x) Skipped Class
( ) Slept With A Co-worker
(x) Seen Someone / Something Die
SO FAR: 7
Level 4
(x) Had / Have A Crush On One Of Your Furaffinity Friends
( ) Been To Paris
( ) Been To Spain
(x) Been On A Plane
( ) Thrown Up From Drinking
SO FAR: 9
Level 5
(x) Eaten Sushi
( ) Been Snowboarding
(x) Met Someone Through Internet
(x) Been in a Mosh Pit
SO FAR: 12
Level 6
( ) Been In An Abusive Relationship
( ) Taken Pain Killers
(x) Liked/loved Someone Who You Cant Have
(x) Laid On Your Back And Watched Cloud Shapes Go By
(x) Made A Snow Angel
SO FAR: 15
Level 7
( ) Had A Tea Party
(x) Flown A Kite
(x) Built A Sand Castle (D:>)
(x) Gone mudding
(x) Played Dress Up - XD lol, I think trying to get as many outfits on at once counts
SO FAR: 19
Level 8
(x) Jumped Into A Pile Of Leaves
(x) Gone Sledding
(x) Cheated While Playing A Game
(x) Been Lonely
(x) Fallen Asleep At Work / School
SO far: 24
Level 10
(x) Watched The Sun Set
(x) Felt An Earthquake
(x) Killed A Snake
SO FAR: 27
Level 11
(x) Been Tickled
(x) Been Robbed / Vandalized
(x) Been cheated on
(x) Been Misunderstood
SO FAR: 31
Level 12
(x) Won A Contest
(x) Been Suspended From School - even been expelled XD
(x) Had Detention
(x) Been In A Car / Motorcycle Accident
SO FAR: 35
Level 13
( ) Had / Have Braces
( ) Eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night
(x) Danced in the moonlight
SO FAR : 36
Level 14
(x) Hated The Way You Look
(x) Witnessed A Crime
( ) Pole Danced
(x) Questioned Your Heart
(x) Been obsessed with post-it-notes
SO FAR: 40
Level 15
(x) Squished Barefoot Through The Mud
(x) Been To The Opposite Side Of The World
(x) Swam In The Ocean
(x) Felt Like You Were Dying
SO FAR: 44
Level 16
(x) Cried Yourself To Sleep
(x) Played Cops And Robbers - yeah, with the cops... only it was more of a running game
( ) Recently Colored With Crayons / Colored Pencils / Markers
(x) Sang Karaoke
(x) Paid For A Meal With Only Coins - oh yes and even got chased out of a convenience store for that
SO FAR: 48
Level 17
(x) Done Something You Told Yourself You Wouldn't
(x) Made Prank Phone Calls
(x) Laughed Until Some Kind Of Beverage Came Out Of Your Nose
(x) Kissed In The Rain
SO FAR: 52
Level 18
( ) Written A Letter To Santa Claus
(x) Watched The Sun Set/ sun rise With Someone You Care/Cared About
(x) Blown Bubbles
(x) Made A Bonfire On The Beach Or Anywhere
SO FAR: 55
Level 19
(x) Crashed A Party
(x) Have Traveled More Than 5 Days With A Car Full Of People
(x) Had A Wish Come True
( ) Been Humped By A Monkey
SO FAR: 58
Level 20
( ) Worn Pearls
(x) Jumped Off A Bridge
(x) Screamed "Penis" or "Vagina"
( ) Swam With Dolphins
SO FAR: 60
Level 21
(x) Got Your Tongue Stuck To A Pole/Freezer/ice Cubes
( ) Kicked A Fish
(x) Worn The Opposite Sex's Clothes - dammit Cat!!!
(x) Sat On A Roof Top and watched the stars
SO FAR: 63
Level 22
(x) Screamed At The Top Of Your Lungs
(x) Done / Attempted A One-Handed Cartwheel
(x) Talked On The Phone For More Than 6 Hours
(x) Recently stayed up for a while talking to someone you care about
SO FAR: 67
Level 23
( ) Picked And Ate An Apple Right Off The Tree
(x) Climbed A Tree
(x) Had/Been In A Tree House
( ) Been scared To Watch Scary Movies Alone
SO FAR: 69
Level 24
(x) Believed In Ghosts
( ) Have had More Then 30 Pairs Of Shoes
(x) Gone Streaking - not pretty for all of the victims...
( ) Visited Jail
SO FAR: 71
Level 25
(x) Played Chinese Chicken - if this is like firedrill yes...
(x) Been Pushed into a pool with all your clothes on
(x) Been Told You're Hot By A Complete Stranger - strangely there is photo evidence of this comment from said complete stranger who had only just learned my name... odd
( ) Broken A Bone
(x) Been Easily Amused
SO FAR: 75
Level 26
(x) Caught A Fish Then Ate It Later
( ) Made A Porn Video/got asked to make one
(x) Caught A Butterfly
(x) Laughed So Hard You Cried
(x) Cried So Hard You Laughed
SO FAR: 79
Level 27
(x) Mooned/Flashed Someone
(x) Had Someone Moon/Flash You - dammit Scott, I got you back fuckerrr!
( ) Cheated On A Test
(x) Forgotten (everyones!) Someone's Name
(x) French Braided Someones Hair - my own
(x) Gone Skinny Dipping
(x) Been Kicked Out Of Your House
SO FAR: 85
Level 28
(x) Rode A Roller Coaster
(x) Went Scuba-Diving/Snorkeling
( ) Had A Cavity
( ) Black-Mailed Someone
( ) Been Black Mailed
SO FAR: 87
Level 29
(x) Been Used
(x) Fell Going Up The Stairs
(x) Licked A Cat - in a fashion "Hi kitty, sqrl loves you" XD
(x) Bitten Someone
(x) Licked Someone - yum, strangely all the same Cat...
SO FAR: 92
Level 30
(x) Been shot at/or at gunpoint - fucking asshole cops...
( ) Had sex in the rain - dammit not yet...
( ) Flattened someones tires
(x) Rode in a car/truck until the gas light came on
(x) Got five dollars or less worth of gas
grand total of 95 - does this mean I've had a fulfilling meaningful life? XD
[x] you meow/bark to get attention
[x] you find pets toys amusing
[] you get hyper by the smell of catnip
[x] you growl/hiss when someone gets too close to your food (barely audible)
[x] you growl/hiss when someone you dislike is too close to you (barely audible)
[x] you purr/shake your leg when someone shows you affection
[] if someone tosses a ball, you chase it and brings it back
Total: 5
[x] you love to be scratched behind the ear
[x] you love fish/meat
[x] you like to stick your head out trough the window of a moving car
[x] you like when people pet your head (only a few ppl)
[] people can make you stop doing stuff by hitting you on the nose with a newspaper
[] you think feathers are fun to play with
Total: 9
[x] you sleep a lot during daytime
[] you enjoy scaring birds
[x] you lick peoples faces to show you like them (a certain kitty)
[x] you bite people if they annoy you
[x] you tend to steal food from your friends/family's plate when you have eaten all of yours (somewhat guilty, I nab fries)
[x] milk or water is your favorite drink (I drink a fair amount of water)
Total: 14
[x] you own a collar and you enjoy wearing it
[x] you own a leash and enjoy wearing it
[] you own animal ears/tail/paws or a fursuit
[x] you enjoy long walks in the park
[x] you meow/bark when you see something you want (again with a certain kitty)
Total: 18
[x] you call your hands and feet "paws"
[x] you tilt your head when you do not understand what someone is talking about
[] you run to the door when someone mentions a walk
[x] you really enjoy cuddling
[x] you stretch your body and whimper a bit every morning when you wake up
[x] you can wake up and go back to sleep right away after looking around
Total: 23
[] you have your favorite spot besides your bed where you like to sleep
[x] you meow or bark very often (with my kitty) and I chatter
[] you hide when you get scared
[x] you run to the door to see who it is every time someone comes in to the house
[x] you like to chase flying insects and try to catch them with your bare hand
[x] you tend to chew on stuff a lot
[] you like to do tricks to get a treat
Total: 27
[] you own a wearable item/tag with your name on it
[x] you refer to your self as an animal
[x] your username has something to do with animals (I have sciura is an alternate and its short for sciuridae or squirrel)
[x] your e-mail has something to do with animals (same as above)
[x] if you get a bleeding wound, you lick it to make it feel better
[x] you look for edible stuff often
Total: 32
[x] you often find yourself looking trough the window for a long time
[x] you like to say hi to strangers
[x] you like to be petted when you have done something good
[x] people think you act like a pet (I do, and sometimes so do others)
[x] you growl/hiss at stuff you do not like (barely audible and only sometimes)
[] you like to eat grass
[x] if you get wet, you shake to get rid of the water
Final Total: 39
multiplied by two that gives me a whopping 78 percent... holy shitfuck...
Fears
Posted 15 years ago[ ] public speaking
[x] staying single forever
[x] Rejection
[x] being a parent
[ ] giving birth
[x] being myself in front of others
[ ] open spaces
[ ] closed spaces
[ ] heights
[ ] dogs
[ ] fish
[ ] spiders
[ ] flowers or other plants
[ ] that Scary guy...
[x] being touched
[ ] fire
[ ] deep water
[ ] snakes
[ ] silk
[ ] the ocean
[x] failure
[ ] success
[ ] thunder/lightning
[ ] frogs/toads
[ ] my boyfriends/girlfriends dad
[ ] my boyfriends/girlfriends mom
[ ] rats
[ ] jumping from high places
[ ] snow
[ ] rain
[ ] wind
[ ] crossing hanging bridges
[ ] death
[x] heaven
[ ] being robbed
[ ] falling
[ ] clowns
[x] dolls
[ ] large crowds of people
[ ] men
[x] women
[ ] having great responsibilities
[ ] doctors, including dentists
[ ] tornadoes
[ ] hurricanes
[ ] incurable diseases
[ ] sharks
[ ] Friday the 13th
[ ] ghosts
[ ] poverty
[ ] Halloween
[ ] school
[ ] trains
[ ] odd numbers
[ ] even numbers
[x] being alone - "loneliness"
[ ] becoming blind
[ ] becoming deaf
[ ] growing up (growing OLD)
[ ] creepy noises in the night
[ ] bee stings
[x] not accomplishing my dreams/goals
[ ] needles
[ ] blood
[ ] dinosaurs
[ ] the welcome mat
[ ] high speed
[ ] throwing up
[x] falling in love
[x] cheese graters...
[x] potato peelers...
[x] kids, like babies creep me out
[x] drugs
[x] addictions
[x] disappointing my friends
[x] silence - it physically pains me
Almost none of these are physical fears, I've had guns in my face and laughed but this is pathetic. What an emo fuck, I'm so ronery XD
[x] staying single forever
[x] Rejection
[x] being a parent
[ ] giving birth
[x] being myself in front of others
[ ] open spaces
[ ] closed spaces
[ ] heights
[ ] dogs
[ ] fish
[ ] spiders
[ ] flowers or other plants
[ ] that Scary guy...
[x] being touched
[ ] fire
[ ] deep water
[ ] snakes
[ ] silk
[ ] the ocean
[x] failure
[ ] success
[ ] thunder/lightning
[ ] frogs/toads
[ ] my boyfriends/girlfriends dad
[ ] my boyfriends/girlfriends mom
[ ] rats
[ ] jumping from high places
[ ] snow
[ ] rain
[ ] wind
[ ] crossing hanging bridges
[ ] death
[x] heaven
[ ] being robbed
[ ] falling
[ ] clowns
[x] dolls
[ ] large crowds of people
[ ] men
[x] women
[ ] having great responsibilities
[ ] doctors, including dentists
[ ] tornadoes
[ ] hurricanes
[ ] incurable diseases
[ ] sharks
[ ] Friday the 13th
[ ] ghosts
[ ] poverty
[ ] Halloween
[ ] school
[ ] trains
[ ] odd numbers
[ ] even numbers
[x] being alone - "loneliness"
[ ] becoming blind
[ ] becoming deaf
[ ] growing up (growing OLD)
[ ] creepy noises in the night
[ ] bee stings
[x] not accomplishing my dreams/goals
[ ] needles
[ ] blood
[ ] dinosaurs
[ ] the welcome mat
[ ] high speed
[ ] throwing up
[x] falling in love
[x] cheese graters...
[x] potato peelers...
[x] kids, like babies creep me out
[x] drugs
[x] addictions
[x] disappointing my friends
[x] silence - it physically pains me
Almost none of these are physical fears, I've had guns in my face and laughed but this is pathetic. What an emo fuck, I'm so ronery XD
Ubuntu saves asses!!! click here for mirror
Posted 15 years agohah, thank you ubuntu linux you are fucking awesome!!!
Got everything from my harddrive by sandboxing the bitch in linux where nothing windows exec works and safely removed it all without a hitch. Everybody with a seemingly dead computer that has been hopelessly wrecked by viruses,
Ubuntu boot cd
This is a free mirror, you simply burn it to a cd and pop the bitch into the drive and boot from cd when your computer restarts. Continue without making changes and plug in an external drive, grab any files you need from your computer's hard drive and carry on.
Very carefully find yourself a boot disk of windows xp and a copy of "windows xp genuizer" click the run exe. on the xp genuizer and it runs through a hellacious list of passcodes for the registration and will in split seconds have your windows xp registered.
I do not know of a safe place to download that one and will not look for it quite yet until I'm damn sure I've found a clean website to get it from. On that day you will be informed however.
Ubuntu mirror is shareware, and is not pirated.
Also hit up file hippo for excellent links to shareware programs that may very well go ahead and replace low grade creative suites for casual artists along with everything else including antivirus and multimedia players.
Got everything from my harddrive by sandboxing the bitch in linux where nothing windows exec works and safely removed it all without a hitch. Everybody with a seemingly dead computer that has been hopelessly wrecked by viruses,
Ubuntu boot cd
This is a free mirror, you simply burn it to a cd and pop the bitch into the drive and boot from cd when your computer restarts. Continue without making changes and plug in an external drive, grab any files you need from your computer's hard drive and carry on.
Very carefully find yourself a boot disk of windows xp and a copy of "windows xp genuizer" click the run exe. on the xp genuizer and it runs through a hellacious list of passcodes for the registration and will in split seconds have your windows xp registered.
I do not know of a safe place to download that one and will not look for it quite yet until I'm damn sure I've found a clean website to get it from. On that day you will be informed however.
Ubuntu mirror is shareware, and is not pirated.
Also hit up file hippo for excellent links to shareware programs that may very well go ahead and replace low grade creative suites for casual artists along with everything else including antivirus and multimedia players.
Ninja Assassin - 95,000 gallons of blood in every finger!!!
Posted 15 years agoBut I liek et!!! So much blood and gore it was retarded. Best live action portrayal of anime to date for now, I'm pretty sure every finger had 95,000 gallons of blood in it. This movie was unnecessarily awesome. Best worst movie I've seen in probably 30 minutes... I want it MST3K'd so bad, I bet they could make this thing a hundred times better. I'm pretty sure the main character should have been in half for one particular slice he sustained in the movie, sword through one side and out the other. But I'm pretty sure his shear awesome held him together and fixed this silly plot contrivance XD. Principle of this film, force yourself to be so bad-ass and show your body who's boss to the point where it cowers and heals when you demand it to.
Bottom line, there was a lot of holy shit -rewind and watch again- moments in this movie. Mindless popcorn chomping piece of tripe but man was it pretty. When I see the top half of someones head pop off and actually witness his tongue bouncing around his lower teeth and a very detailed shot of the gore in his neck... It's a pretty good sign, mix it in with correctly stylized blood spatter and you've got a win. I have to give this movie a proper seven simply because every piece of it that was over the top seemed like a nod to the good old days of 80's - 90's ninja anime before it became Bleach and Naruto. Both of which are shit, there said it and I mean it. Naruto and Bleach can suck fucking sac in hell. Ninja Assassin = Japanese God of War
Bottom line, there was a lot of holy shit -rewind and watch again- moments in this movie. Mindless popcorn chomping piece of tripe but man was it pretty. When I see the top half of someones head pop off and actually witness his tongue bouncing around his lower teeth and a very detailed shot of the gore in his neck... It's a pretty good sign, mix it in with correctly stylized blood spatter and you've got a win. I have to give this movie a proper seven simply because every piece of it that was over the top seemed like a nod to the good old days of 80's - 90's ninja anime before it became Bleach and Naruto. Both of which are shit, there said it and I mean it. Naruto and Bleach can suck fucking sac in hell. Ninja Assassin = Japanese God of War
goodbye
Posted 15 years agoI don't know what to do anymore, I don't know how to feel.
tears won't come, aching chest won't heal.
leave it behind, just walk away.
this pain in my mind, to think you'd come back one day...
goodbye, leave it behind
ache in my heart, pain of my mind
walk away, tears of sorrow
never look back, you left me hollow...
don't think too much into it, venting poetry...
tears won't come, aching chest won't heal.
leave it behind, just walk away.
this pain in my mind, to think you'd come back one day...
goodbye, leave it behind
ache in my heart, pain of my mind
walk away, tears of sorrow
never look back, you left me hollow...
don't think too much into it, venting poetry...
Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hoff
Posted 16 years agoMy prayers have been answered... somewhat...
Someone has finally unleashed the phenomenal Broadway production of Dr. Jekyll and Mr Hyde unto the internet. David Hasselhoff takes the lead in an astounding performance that should have guaranteed that he never had to appear in Baywatch ever again. Dude was a fucking star and it sucks to see them fall, but now if you're interested you can see him shine as my favorite Dr.
Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde on megaupload.
also for those who appreciate the soundtrack but do not want to sit through the whole thing.
Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde Broadway soundtrack
kay so creepy as hell but yahoo knows, it told me today for no reason that Dr. Jekyll's first name is Henry... I know that certain computer programs can semi monitor whats on your screen but damn... reading my taskbar is a bit rough...
Someone has finally unleashed the phenomenal Broadway production of Dr. Jekyll and Mr Hyde unto the internet. David Hasselhoff takes the lead in an astounding performance that should have guaranteed that he never had to appear in Baywatch ever again. Dude was a fucking star and it sucks to see them fall, but now if you're interested you can see him shine as my favorite Dr.
Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde on megaupload.
also for those who appreciate the soundtrack but do not want to sit through the whole thing.
Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde Broadway soundtrack
kay so creepy as hell but yahoo knows, it told me today for no reason that Dr. Jekyll's first name is Henry... I know that certain computer programs can semi monitor whats on your screen but damn... reading my taskbar is a bit rough...
and the silence consumes me...
Posted 16 years agoI wonder why every year I spiral just a bit further down especially now. Halloween should be filled with joy and excitement. Creativity and such should practically be running rampant through my mind. Instead I sit here by this fucking computer so goddamn numb and hollow that I feel like crawling up into a ball and just waiting for it to end. Lying here my stomach growling in agony from not eating and all I can do is measure my labored breathing like I'm wasting away. Mentally I'm almost gone and I'm just grasping for the strands of whats left keeping this knife away from me and showing what I truly feel. So sharp resting against my face I start to dig it in and remember what she said and how she tried to help me...
Isn't it time to smile yet?
Isn't it time to smile yet?
