Hey everyone! Been a red hot minute since I made a journal. But I wanted to tell ya'll that I'm moving accounts and opening for story commissions on a new account!

 Razormaw Razormaw Razormaw

Please go to that account and watch! I'll be uploading art and stories as I get things started back up over there.

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Hey all! Quick update on me. I've had a full time job these past two years, and between a few things or other, I've seriously fallen off of the commission wagon. But here I am! Wiping the slate clear because I'm quitting my job and moving on to bigger and better things in life. Which means I'm going to be writing and/or doing artwork pretty much every day in the week. Artwork stuff will come later as I strive to improve and figure out what I want to charge, but as for writing, this is officially my primary source of income! So I will ACTUALLY get things done.

Commission Info

Commissions are now incremental for length; 7.50 USD will get you 500 words of story! Minimum purchase of $7.50, but after that, I'm willing to work with increments as small as $1.50 for 100 words, depending on what you like! If you want to get a feel for length, one of my best stories, Quiet Hours ( https://www.furaffinity.net/view/7884437/ ) has around 700 words on its first page, and around 2600 words in total!

There are no limits on number of slots or overall length this time around!

As far as content for stories, I'm willing to write a great deal of subject matter, but here's a quick breakdown of what I can muster! Please bear in mind, that I will not necessarily work on stories in the order I receive them, as my mood dictates what I can write about on any given day. And for my sake, please do be open to discussion and have multiple ideas for a commission if you decide you want one; I find some subjects much easier to write about than others!

I like writing about...
Fatties
Inflation
Vore (All forms)
Bondage
Transformation
Slob (varying extents of such)
Hypnosis
Action
Humor
Sci-Fi
Fantasy
Fucking :D
Drama/Serious stuff
All Genders
Most Species

I will write about
Hyper
Feets
Watersports
Scat (postvore might as well be under the like list)
Some cases of non-con
Gory stuff relating to vore or action scenes

I will not write about
Cub
Babyfur
Diapers
Excessive/genital torture

I'm opening up as many slots for commissions as people will take, so feel free to note me or drop a comment here so we can start a discussion and I can start planning your story! Don't be afraid of pitching multiple ideas! Thanks for reading, and have a good one!

Hey all! Hope at least some of you are enjoying my newest story! I'm going to be working on a lot more writing in the next few weeks, and I'm hungry for more work. And Erica is hungry for more people, go figure.

But while I go through my day, I'd love to hear from more of you guys! So, ask questions and do the whole TMI Tuesday thing!

Hey guys! I wanted to share with you a really great sequence I commissioned from  cownugget /  gunmouth . There's soft vore with digestion and the expected belching, so be warned! I also want to take this time to show off a really cool feature of Weasyl: FOLDERS. Yes, you can put a series of stories, artwork, or whatever you want into a neatly categorized folder for quick access on your part and that of your watchers! Without further ado, here's a link!

https://www.weasyl.com/submissions/ironclad?folderid=51468

I haven't gotten around to uploading much artwork or stories over there, but hey! That'll probably change when I see more of your gorgeous faces over there. Right? RIGHT?!

Anyway, I also have an artist I'd like to promote right now. She's in need of commissioners and has extremely reasonable rates, a quick turnaround, and absolutely wonderful quality.  icesickel is here on FA and also Weasyl @ https://www.weasyl.com/~icesickel . I've commissioned some great pieces from her, and she has a wonderful sense of anatomy and character-specific detail. Her sketches start as low as $5. FIVE. DOLLARS. Please, if you don't want to spend money, at least Watch her here and/or Follow her on Weasyl.

That's all for now! If you have any questions about the stuff here, feel free to comment or note!

So, I imagine most of you are in the know. This whole debacle is kind of the straw breaking the camel's back, and for good reason. FA has been kind of an inconvenience to use for a long time, and certainly hasn't been doing well with all the frequent outages and such. I know some people have taken the stance of "I don't care, people will come back/Innocent until proven guilty/etc", but anyone who has taken a look at the situation has to admit that this whole thing stinks. It's shady and I don't think anyone should have to put up with it because this site is simply more popular than another, superior site that has less traffic.

I know I haven't exactly been on top of my game in terms of getting commissions done, but I think I'm gonna be done posting my own writing work and commissions I've purchased here. Instead, you can find my work on Weasyl!

https://www.weasyl.com/~ironclad

I'll be reposting my stories there, along with some new/unreleased content. I'm going to try working through my queue soon as well; taking on a new job has presented a new set of challenges in time management, but my mood for writing stories is slowly but surely returning. So you have that to look forward to!

I'll also be posting a lot of artwork I've purchased over there, if only to promote the artists I've commissioned in the past.

And on a serious note? Why the fuck aren't we using Weasyl? It's designed really well, has the folder thing that people have been begging FA to have and has a search feature that's about a million times easier to use than FA's search or category browsing. For real, folks. Consider moving over if you haven't already.

Hey everyone! I'm sure you know by now that FA will be down for the next couple days, but I'm going to try and keep working away. If you're a current or perspective commissioner of mine, or simply want to get to know me better, you can reach me during downtime for any discussion that's on your mind!

Add me at ironclad_shadow on Skype! Until then, have a good'un!

I wanted to make this journal to apologize to my commissioners and watchers, anybody who views and enjoys my writing. I'm sorry I haven't been posting content with regularity. Things at my part-time job aren't going so well, and I'm looking for other work so I can get out of my current emotional funk, and actually start doing something worth my time. It's the kind of thing where simply going there fucks my day up, not to mention it cuts into a lot of time I could spend writing.

However, I'm not going to make excuses forever and QQ all over the place. This week I'm going to hit my stories hard, starting with Joducus' story. Like, right now! I'm going to be devoting a lot more of my focus to writing, because I always enjoy all the wonderful smut you crazy fuzzy people want me to write.

I've also got an idea for a sort of group story project, since I think the subject matter is something great number of people like. It would consist of a group of characters, all from different players, who are in sort of a fantasy/DnD-esque setting. Said characters would then be featured in a series of stories that highlight one of them getting a "Bad End", the group gradually dwindling down to one, and none. It would be sort of a random chance as to which characters get their big finish, and while the player would have a say in how they want their character to be captured/humiliated/vored/otherwise, the specifics of that end would be up to me. Would likely be at a discount for all parties involved because goddamn if I don't love the subject. >:3

Questions/comments/gripes/complaints, leave 'em below! I'd like some feedback or otherwise get to know some of you better. And as always, have a good one!

Hey all! Wanted to say a quick thank you to the people who watch and favorite my work! For all you and my commissioners, thank you for enjoying my work! I haven't had time to work on much after Rachetsly's story quite yet, but rest assured you can expect more smutty goodness within the week. :3

Also, there's this TMI Tuesday thing going around that people seem to enjoy, so I'm gonna try that! Ask me some questions and I'll answer as many as I can after I get back in the door tonight! I want to be a little more proactive and social on this site, and answering all your weird questions seems like a good place to start!

Hello all! It's your friendly neighborhood Ironclad, here with a little update on how things have been going, and what you can look forward to in the future!

So, right now, I've just graduated college, and I'm looking out for employment in my field, with little success and all that junk. I've got a crappy part-time job, which is par for the course, in cases of recent grads like myself, and quite frankly, I don't feel like keeping my job on account of how it makes me feel! So, with that, I'm introducing my new commission structure!

In the past, I've really kind of undercharged and pidgeonholed people in terms of how long they've wanted material. This time around, I'm taking on a new structure to be easier on myself and my potential clients!

Commission Info

Commissions are now incremental for length; 5 USD will get you 500 words of story! Minimum purchase of $5, but after that, I'm willing to work with increments as small as $1 for 100 words, depending on what you like! If you want to get a feel for length, my most recent story, Quiet Hours ( https://www.furaffinity.net/view/7884437/ ) has around 700 words on its first page, and around 2600 words in total!

At this time, I will only be accepting commissions up to the $25 range.

As far as content for stories, I'm willing to write a great deal of subject matter, but here's a quick breakdown of what I can muster! Please bear in mind, that I will not necessarily work on stories in the order I receive them, as my mood dictates what I can write about on any given day. And for my sake, please do be open to discussion and have multiple ideas for a commission if you decide you want one; I find some subjects much easier to write about than others!

I like writing about...
Fat fetish
Inflation
Vore (All forms)
Bondage
Transformation
Slob (varying extents of such)
Hypnosis
Action
Humor
Sci-Fi
Fantasy
Fucking :D
All Genders
Most Species

I will write about
Drama/Serious stuff
Hyper
Feets
Watersports
Scat (postvore might as well be under the like list)
Some cases of non-con
Gory stuff relating to vore or action scenes

I will not write about
Cub
Babyfur
Diapers
Excessive/genital torture

I'm opening up as many slots for commissions as people will take, and I'm currently working on getting some older and owed projects off the ground. So please, if you'd like something from me, feel free to note me or drop a comment here so we can start a discussion and I can start planning your story! Thanks for reading, and have a good one!

Oh hey! I entered into this neat contest thingy to get Erica drawn. Where she will be nommed by a giant frog thing. Sounds pretty neat! Anyway, if you've got the time, check out this submission and vote for me, if you please!

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/9732759/

And if you're into vore, I'd definitely recommend watching the artist,  Kalnareff , this guy has amazing talent!

Hi out there! You are officially all on notice to be skonksnacks!

Thought I would give you guys an update, and show off just a little. Here! Have this!

Fantastic pic, courtesy of  sheela, who I'd encourage people to watch, browse, etc! Not gonna upload this image quite yet, but I think it's the best image of Erica I have gotten so far. Which leads me into my next point!

I figure with all the favorites I have on images with Erica in them, I'd offer a special sort of commission deal. If you'd like to be in a story with my big, beautiful skunk, you can get it for $8 instead of the usual $10! I have to approve of the subject matter, but I think this can be quite a fun little exercise. :3 She can play the part of a kinky mistress, casual fuckbuddy, submissive pet, dominant predator and more! It's all fun and games with her, after all!

If you're interested and have an idea for a story with Erica, send me a note!

Aaaand inevitable price hike. D:

Yeah, still three page stories, but the price is ten dollars in total. Personally I think it's pretty reasonable, I hope you guys feel the same way. :c

At any rate! If you are in the market for some fetishy stuff, please check me out! There's a lot of content I will do, so don't be shy about me typing out your favorite type of furry smut!

Examples:
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/7884437/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/7016136/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/6194451/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/5895732/

I'm hopefully gonna be able to do some stories that are just for me too, but everyone can enjoy! I hope to hear from a few people at least, so please shoot me a note if you are interested!

 mess1ah

Seriously, just a bit of pimpage because damn, I never get tired of the style here! Some of the most awesome preggo, fatty, or just plain sexy and ample ladies found here! So watch, damn you!

Well, just like the Alien franchise... I'm gonna choose to forget the third one exists.

IT'S ME.

Well, writing porns, but porns all the same! I'm wanting to write, but I've really not been finding my muse as of late. Nothing really clicks for me, so! What I want for you to do is post in this journal a story idea that you think is super hot. It can be vague, it can be really specific, weird or vanilla, just that you think it's good! Once I have a few people's ideas, I'll decide on a winner, and write my standard sort of story for free! I'm hoping I'll get a good response, I don't hear back from a lot of you!

Oh hi! You should read my stories. You should also think about getting some! I'm considering upping my price to $10 for a three page gig, but $5 is still nice I think. I'd like to know what you potential buyers might think of pricing, so feedback is welcome.

But! I got this question a little bit ago, if I was still open, and the answer is a resounding yes, even though I'm super slow!

Note me, add me on YIM, whatever you want to do if you'd like a story. :3

Heyo out there, sorry I haven't provided a whole lot of furry porn for you to furiously masturbate to! I'll get around to more soon. c:

But as of right now, I have a dilemma. My main gaming/study/everything computer just broke down. Motherboard is shot. Right after I poured a lot of money into getting a new power supply and video card. I need help from you tech-savvy people who may or may not exist, because I need to find a decent PC for a decent price. Like, under 600 bucks. It'd just need to have requirements for a low-end GPU to run on it so I can play TF2 and Skyrim (eventually. >>;), not some mammoth fuckmothering gaming pc.

If you can help and point me in the right direction, please do so. And don't just tell me go on Best Buy and look at different Black Friday things, it doesn't help.

If you read that in the Spy's voice, I humbly offer my brofist to you.

Anyway! I need to write a story for myself, but I'm sure what kind of content I should tackle first.

So I ask you, my few watchers, what kind of horrible furry porn stories would you like me to write? Genres, kinks, species, genders, anything you want to suggest! I only ask because there isn't a random generator out there for pornographic stories that can do all this for me, so I'm putting you little minions to work! Just be glad I'm not putting you in the salt mines or something.

And yes, I'm sorry to all the folks I owe stories to in the first place, I know some of you have been waiting a bit long for 'em. :c But I've been in a bit of a rut and feeling like I need to get some of my own writing enjoyment going again before the school year really kicks off.

Leave your suggestions in the comments below, or in a note to me if you're too ashamed to tell me about what makes your penis hard. C8

Hello, you strange and beautiful watcher people! I believe it is time to start thinking about doing some more commissions, so I thought I'd come out and offer some more! Please shoot me a note if you have something you want done! What I can offer is as follows:

Writing: Five dollar fap fuel! I'll produce around 3 pages of writing you want done for 5 bucks, just the hottest, juiciest bits you'd want out of a story. I'm pretty open as far as content goes, so feel free to discuss with me! Here's a few samples of what the story will be like in terms of quality and length:
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/5895732/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/6194451

Digital artwork: These will be full-color pictures of your character. I might be able to work in a background, but they will be a more complete version of a picture like this:
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/5876859/

What I'm good at: Fatties, expansion, foodplay, vore, and various other fetishes, but I'm real damn good with more tame things as well.

If you're interested, comment in this journal or note me, and I can start thinking about what you need, and we'll get payment squared away. :3

To-do:
Ghost's Story
Drip's Story
Mahiri's Story
Hiro's 2nd Story

This is the best thing to happen since forever. Eligecos is a pretty freaking cool guy!

Also, commissions are open! Got an idea? Shoot it my way. :3

Current to-do list:
Ghost's story
Hiro's story
Mahiri's story

[Wrong links in a few places, sorry!]

Well! The feedback has been pretty nice so far, so I'm pleased to announce I'm opening up 5 more commission slots! There's a few things in progress right now, but I'd be glad to start working on more. As usual, a slot is 5 dollars. :3

Digital artwork: These will be full-color pictures of your character. I might be able to work in a background, but they will be a more complete version of a picture like this:
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/5876859/

Writing: Five dollar fap fuel! I'll produce around 3 pages of writing you want done for 5 bucks, just the hottest, juiciest bits you'd want out of a story. I'm pretty open as far as content goes, so feel free to discuss with me! Here's a sample of what the story will be like:
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/5895732/

What I'm good at: Fatties, expansion, foodplay, vore, and various other fetishes.

If you're interested, comment in this journal or note me, and I can start thinking about what you need, and we'll get payment squared away. :3

Commission slots
1. GhostBlackburn (story)
2.
3.
4.
5.

To-do list
Minh's story
Mahiri's story

Yes! I am opening myself up for some commissions. So all... 2 of you who are going to read this will probably get what you want! I'm offering 2 types of commissions right now, writing and drawing.

Digital artwork: These will be full-color pictures of your character. I might be able to work in a background, but they will be a more complete version of a picture like this:
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/5876859/

Writing: Five dollar fap fuel! I'll produce 3 pages of writing you want done for 5 bucks, just the hottest, juiciest bits you'd want out of a story. I'm pretty open as far as content goes, so feel free to discuss with me! Here's a sample of my writing:
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/5512798

What I'm good at: Fatties, expansion, foodplay, vore, and various other fetishes.

If you're interested, comment in this journal or note me, and I can start thinking about what you need, and we'll get payment squared away. :3 I'm gonna take about 3 slots for now, I'll expand the list if there's more interest.

Commission slots
1. Hiro (story) Finished! http://www.furaffinity.net/view/5895732/
2. Mahiri (story)
3. Minh_Ande (story)

So yeah, I got a Siberian Husky puppy. His name is Charlie. I can't quite figure out if I named him after Charlton Heston, Charles Bronson, or Charles Xavier. He's 8 weeks old, and currently I'm dealing with crate training, potty training, and just making sure he doesn't tear up the carpet! So I might be a little absent, moreso than usual.

Anybody with new puppy tips, feel free to share knowledge! And oh, here's a picture of the little dude, from his breeder. http://secure.adpay.com/Images/Items/4754652.jpg