http://did-you-kno.tumblr.com/post/.....1698056/source

Ohhh. Okay. So THAT'S what that fine I got was for. I was confused at first from the dead hookers and shaved orangutangs they cited me on as well.

Silly me.

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What would you do with a 20 pound bag of dehydrated cereal marshmallows?

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images.....%2B6bOqXkL.jpg

You could probably use them to pay your massage squirrel.

http://25.media.tumblr.com/e424dc9b.....lh1io1_250.gif

Or just eat them, I mean, you could do that too, if you wanted.

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https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/6842043136/h1A223949/

Welp, that's it. We had a good run people, but our time is up now.

Excuse me while I go hide in my closet in the fetal position and cry myself to sleep.

Save us, Cthulhu Bunny https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/6933109504/h43632E94/

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Yup. Nothing interesting today for the stream link. Take these instead.

Some cute. http://24.media.tumblr.com/aa143384.....k1ioo1_500.jpg

And something we should all have on us at all times in case of an accident. http://25.media.tumblr.com/7ef2bdf3.....oo1_r1_500.jpg

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http://io9.com/5972727/the-woodward.....-starship-fuel

So, a (very) theoretical idea about something titled the Woodward Effect, or rather the 'Mach Effect', which is basically about changing/altering the mass of a particle, and then using that effect to achieve a form of propulsion for spaceships.

Sounds very familiar... just can't quite put my bold finger on it...

They may have typo'd the effect's name.

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http://io9.com/5899555/japanese-sex.....es-to-die-nsfw

wh-
oh god why.

Why Japan, why?

Why. w

ju

why?

Did your parents not love you enough?...Or did they love you too much?

wh...why

Pallet cleanser needed. http://youtu.be/62lKI5rJtY0

...another 'why?'....as in, why hasn't this actually been done in an american film yet? You'd think if anyone was gonna do something as stupidly awesome as chainsaw sword fighting, it wou.... wait, no never mind. Asian films have this insanity down.

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http://consumerist.com/2012/12/28/h.....the-same-time/

Oh, I don't see how this could possibly go wrong.

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http://io9.com/5971456/what-you-nee.....gene-patenting

You evil bastardous scumbags, stop doing that! right now! What you're doing is illegally infringing upon multiple, thousands even, patents that have been legally registered both nationally and internationally!

Stop it now! You're doing it again! You just did it like million times while reading this!

Stop replicating the cells in your body by having them copy their DNA to form new strands and splitting apart into new cellular structures! THOSE GENES ARE PATENTED! You'll be hearing from their lawyers, you criminal scum.

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http://consumerist.com/2012/12/24/w.....in-home-alone/

The burglars are basically supermen, and little old men with shovels are their kryptonite

Also http://io9.com/5971069/a-third-roge.....ovel-is-coming

Wait, WFRR was a novel? And it had a fuckin sequel? And now a fucking third one is on it's way? what the shit


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http://what-if.xkcd.com/25/

These what-ifs they do are bloody awesome. Nuclear baseballs, earth-vaporizing diamonds, moon obliterating laser pointers, ground shattering giant drops of water... fun stuff.

Also machine gun jetpacks, which somehow led to this pic http://what-if.xkcd.com/imgs/a/21/j.....k_squirrel.png

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http://io9.com/5970659/theyre-reall.....e-acme-company

Huh.

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http://gizmodo.com/5968284/exclusive-corrupt-apple-store-employees-come-forward-across-america?utm_source=io9.com&utm_medium=recirculation&utm_campaign=recirculation

Never trust an Apple store.

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WarZ,
WarZ,
Give me your answer true~...

A shitty mod for a shitty game by the same company that made said shitty game, headed by a guy who's made at least one of the most shittiest games to ever be (Big Rigs). And steam said "Sure thing! Go on and do your thing on our platform."

Welp, at least steam learned its lesson now and pulled it. Which, soon after that happened, suddenly the dev's say that the game is 'Best Played on Origin".

I'm lovin' it.

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http://www.gameranx.com/features/id.....harmaceutical/

I still think Klonoa sounds less like a pharmaceutical and more like a STD really.

"Looks like that cheap hooker gave you a bad case of Klonoa."

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http://io9.com/5968320/30-teachers-.....thappy-funtime

Everywhere.

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http://notalwaysright.com/the-true-.....e-league/25699

I'm sure the real Batman has some in his belt.

It's what makes him a real hero(in).

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http://io9.com/5931903/seven+foot-l.....go-masterpiece

"475 hours of work over a span of 21 months"

Fucking hell man. That's a lot of fucking time spent on goddamn legos.

...and worth every second of it. It's beautiful.

If you dont have 20 straight days to dedicate to building a lego masterpiece, you can at least try the mini version: http://etadyne.com/product_ff.htm

dftba

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http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8062/.....19234b38_k.jpg

That's a lot of lights.

http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8490/.....0f3c09fb_o.jpg

Maybe it's just me, but this looks a lot like an infection map.

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Also note, i've recently been having trouble with my Cintiq. Fucking son of a fuck nugget. The stream may get called early if it acts up again.

http://www.collegehumor.com/video/6.....kelback-parody

Make fun of two things at once! Three, if you include the kind of people depicted in the video itself as well.

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http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m.....9omho1_500.gif

See how long you last before it infects you.

As a follow up to yesterday's post, I repost this from a while back: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_9vd4HWlVA

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http://gamelab.mit.edu/games/a-slow.....peed-of-light/

Well, you can never reach the speed of light...but that doesnt mean you cant slow light down to catch up to you!

Ever wonder what it would look light to travel that fast? Weird shit man. No one ever considers how the dopplar effect would fuck with your color perception while traveling that fast. This game does.

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http://kotaku.com/5963791/a-statue-.....thatll-cost-ya

Well, like bone/armor plates. Or dinner plates, if you turn them over. Diablo Boob Bowls! The only way to eat breakfast.

She's got some devilish hips. Hiyooo!!-*slapped*


...I'm sorry. That was pun was uncalled for.

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http://io9.com/5963263/how-nasa-wil.....rst-warp-drive

They're making Warp Drives more and more feasible. They got it to work (in calculations) on a power supply that was originally the mass-energy equivalent of all of Jupiter, down to the mass-energy equivalent of about a ton (2000lb) of stuffage.

We may yet see a functioning warp drive in our lifetimes. Hold onto your buttholes Galaxy, we're coming to shove our warp bubbles right up ya!

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http://www.lohud.com/article/201211.....nclick_check=1

A man who loved to clown, clowned himself to death.

I hate clowns, but I can respect a man who dies doing what he loves.

Even if it's clowning around.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DAcjV60RnRw
https://youtu.be/DAcjV60RnRw

I love thee, vsauce.

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