Three guys must've gotten quite the sugar rush when they realized they'd accidentally allegedly stolen a bag of doughnuts from a Dunkin' Donuts in Hyannis, Mass. instead of cash. Why do I hear Homer saying "DOH!" in the back of my head so many times? O.o

Robbery suspects left holding bag of doughnuts
http://www.capecodonline.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20110611/NEWS/106110325&cid=sitesearch

You are goING TO LOVE MEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

Oh and yeah I changed my avatar pic too. XP

https://youtu.be/rwp60eYuie0

A friend of mine showed me this bit of news and, while unfortunate, the news is on a serious WTF level. I mean probably this happens with deer but with a bear?! This bear must've been flying with serious speed to kill the other two Canadian people in the car and go flying out the other end. O.o

Flying bear kills two Canadians in freak accident
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20110608.....canada_us_bear

There are some things in life where these are just hilarious, such as hearing this particular snot brat go on how she's entitlted to do whatever she wants in the Magnited States of America! Just hearing this made me do barrel rolls of laughter. About time a movie theater is doing something to enforce the rule. Unless you're a doctor, turn off the damned cellphone!

https://youtu.be/1L3eeC2lJZs

No its not a new game but the performance on this was pretty awesome. Since I lack any skill to describe how awesome this vid is, I'll just let it speak for itself. ;)

Portal: Ninja of the Night Chell
https://youtu.be/dC-kHODhTBk

Okay this month we all know the greatest headliner was Osama bin Fuck dead. Yet what would be the most WTF headliner of the month is.... Osama's girlfiend tweeting to DC rapper Wale to be with him. If this is a late April Fool's joke then someone must've awakened from hibernation from winter but real late. I'm going to take this with a grain of salt but if this IS real then my expression will be just the same... WTF???????!!!!!!!

Bin Laden’s Ex-Girlfriend Starts Twitter War with Rapper
http://gizmodo.com/5805580/bin-lade.....ar-with-rapper

Even if it was real I'd continue living my life as if nothing is going to happen. If we're going to be damned, I'd say be damned for what I am! Still, this is my reaction to the Rapture and 2012 and all End of world crap:

http://thebest404pageever.com/swf/dontlaugh.swf

... My wife/mate and myself owe much thanks during our hard moments of stress. I can finally say that we're in the clear and nothing else has happened. As far as we know, its a case waiting to be thrown out the window since the two idiots had planned it anyway. As for the rich parents who tried to press charges, they're prolly whining like babies right now. So now back to our original program of "This is Your Life!!!" Uh.... sorry I've been watching 80s commercials lately. ^.^;;

Just when you think you've had enough bad days, you'd think it would be over. No it doesn't... My mate/wife got a call from her family to let her know that there is a possibility that she might get pulled into court or arrested in connection with some sort of childish kidnapping. Turns out her nephew, she has a sister, who is 17 years old and is only 3 weeks away from graduating, decides that he hasn't had enough patience and tries to runaway somewhere with his girlfriend. It gets worse, that girl's family is the RICH kind and we all know how snobby most are. Her nephew claims that my mate had helped them by trying to get plane tickets. The instant I heard of this my stomach dropped like an anchor... I almost reached the moment of puking instantly. She is damned scared right now from the thought of getting arrested. This girl her nephew was with somehow put the idea of running away into her nephew who is stupid enough to follow it. I know right now I'm just babbling out in a disorganized way but this is because of the sheer rage I have right now against that little shit and that girl who planted that idea into him. The girl's rich family is wanting to press charges on the nephew and he spits out that my wife/mate somehow helped him. I know my wife is innocent because this shit happened yesterday, Tuesday, and she was here with me the entire day. Right now she sorta feels better but I'm keeping an eye on her carefully since she doesn't take stress too lightly either. I only hope this gets resolved fast and nothing else happens. If we get a call to appear in court, hell is going to happen.

This is seriously stupid is all I can say. When people start pointing at little bitty things like this in games that just means this guy is trying to look for fame or attention. If the father has already explained to her child about her being adopted and understands about it, then she shouldn't be feeling anything wrong about it. In fact they didn't even ask the little girl how she felt about it. They just kept pointing the goddamned camera to the parents who kept on yakking about how insensitive those remarks are. The little girl didn't even show much concern at all since she seemed to be having fun. In my opinion, I think the father really needs to SHUT UP because I bet that the little girl didn't even ask her dad anything about that part. I suppose I can't blame the father for not realizing that his little girl, being adopted, HAS parents which is HIM and his WIFE. Another factor that got the father upset was NOT hearing the part when GlaDOS defends the player, but I guess he was too quick to be a moron instead. One of the comments on Youtube that was posted nails the solution:

Anyone who needs to "search for a way to explain" this to their adoptive child isn't fit to be a parent. "That character is the villian of the game, that's why they've said such antagonistic things. Don't worry, we love you no matter what and are very happy you are a part of our lives."

Would that really be so hard?"

https://youtu.be/UUQYrdgIJuI

As I was saying, to those who play Mass Effect 2, will remember visiting a certain planet in our solar system and shooting a probe only to hear the computer on the ship say, "Really... Commander?!" Now that is the end of my hint there and here is the video:

https://youtu.be/RGshIT7mzW4

 Isinia Reporting with the Latest News! ^.^

The video game business is in the spotlight this week, first by being recognized by the US government as an art form, and second by the Smithsonian American Art Museum publishing its official listing of video games to appear in the The Art of Video Games exhibit. All in all, a pretty solid week for the video game industry’s coming of age.


US government officially recognizes video games as art
"Enthusiasts have long debated whether video games qualify as “art.” But that conversation is now over at the US government’s National Endowment for the Arts (NEA), which just declared “all” forms of media, including video games, content made for the Internet, and “mobile technologies” officially-sanctioned art forms."
http://www.digitaltrends.com/mobile.....-games-as-art/


The Smithsonian’s video game list revealed
"Along with list there will be five games that will be available to play. These were voted by the museum and not by the voters. Visitors will get to spend a few minutes playing these games."
http://gaming.icrontic.com/news/the.....list-revealed/

Editor's Note: Something tells me there's going to be a LOOOONG line at the Smithsonian just to play those old games. x3

Well there are two things to report here. The first vid is a school doing their own attempt at doing the theme to 2001 A Space Odyssey. After you're done with the 1st vid, I put a video below that to get rid of those horrifying cries of elephants.

https://youtu.be/zKH3iemEd-A



Neurowear
https://youtu.be/w06zvM2x_lw

Yeah a friend of mine showed me this and now I can't get it out of my head. Epic? Prolly.. XD

https://youtu.be/VImAGUVd8_4

First thing that came to my brain was what the fuck?! Of course I figured there must've been some sort of prank involved or something but this just tops the weird-o-meter this month. Call him the Hamburglar for the dairy crowd I guess. He was later caught, out of his costume, at a nearby McDonald's. Woah... perhaps he is in cahoots with the Hamburglar?!!

Stafford investigates udderly shocking shoplifting
http://www2.insidenova.com/news/201.....ng-ar-1000251/

Okay those of you who lived the 80s would definitely know the arcade game Rampage. Come on, we all had to love to play as the ape or lizard or the wolf monster to terrorize or demolish the buildings. Okay okay so you only played it just to die and see the monster revert back to a naked human.. especially the female. I know I did. ... What?! Don't look at me that way! I have my reasons! I'm a lesbian!!! LOL! Okay to the point, here is a hilarious video.

Dorkly Bits: Rampage Apology
http://www.dorkly.com/video/14557/d.....ampage-apology

Actually I had to laugh at this guy. While in a way he does bring up good points, sadly, its a fact of life. Also to be honest, its not the iPad at fault here. Simply put Borders could've simply been doing poor business practices. There could've been a number of reasons. Then again someone might say, but what if it is? This is what we call PROGRESSION people! If we didn't have progression in our lives then we would've been stuck in the stone age. Oh noes! iPad killing jobs everywhere and government doesn't seem to care! Pfft... If Apple would take over the world with technology instead of Microsoft, it would be the end of the world and I would feel fine. :)

Oh and btw, the guy admits to buying one. XD

https://youtu.be/D5X8W7MgbhM

We've all seen those expensive toilets before on TV, mostly in either expensive hotels or in foreign countries. Well Kohler has decided to roll it out to those who want one. Honestly.. I don't think a toilet is worth my $6400 and all the bells and whistles it has is just over doing it. It cleaning you, shown on 1:10 into video, IS useful but everything else... pfft... I'm more entertained by my iPod Touch. As for it warming my feet, thats what the rug is there for. XP

https://youtu.be/R8jCP_-oBgQ

Believe it! Though it is kinda funny listening to the president complain about White House tech being "30 years behind." Ummm, isn't he the one person that has the power to fix that? Well then again he prolly has to sign some shit to get it done. Anyways I found this rather amusing since most of us would be expecting the White House to have such technology.

http://www.engadget.com/2011/04/15/.....s-30-years-be/

I've actually seen this happen before with many other stuff such as plastering a sticker with similar info on a game for either console. Still funny how some employees from Best Buy are damned clueless. This doesn't come as a surprise to me either since the day I spoke to a Geek Squad who didn't know shit about computers. I know the picture is fuzzy but take a closer look at the orange text especially after reading for what system this is for.

http://www.hardocp.com/images/news/.....CIoZ_1_1_l.jpg

I swear this the kind of movies that we need in our movie theaters. If this fan movie was released in theaters, I SWEAR I would go and see it. Compared to the SHIT nonsense Hollywood is making these days, this is by far what would make me want to go to the theaters again. According to the description on Youtube, this what it took to make this movie:

- Independent short film - 2 years in the making - Endless hours of post
- 1 Canon HV20
- 7 Friends
- $1,200 budget for the full short film.

Furres, if you like this, go visit the page and give it a thumbs up. ;)

https://youtu.be/OOrH5tfWorg

Anthropologists from the future were amazed to find perfectly preserved in a chunk of ice a carton of "ice cream" offering amazing clues to the secrets of a long-lost civilization. Apparently it was one where people who started out as countercultural antimaterialist icons could years later be used to market the products of multinational conglomerate, the all-powerful and feared "Unilever." Such wonders to behold!

http://www.flickr.com/photos/drpenf.....-63543126@N00/

Yeah that was my reaction and I was about to say April Fools on this but this was posted on March 28th. Then again prolly just some early April Fools. Still... WTF?!

https://youtu.be/eDlaJlb1ezg

Just because we're furry lets not get any funny ideas on this one. I know at least one of you must've done one of these things, I sure haven't. XD

https://youtu.be/emfDkcfWDew

Since this is coming from Florida, I am sorta not really surprised considering most parties there go "wild." Supposedly she waited 20min for her food and got pissed. I guess life too short for these people.

https://youtu.be/M86pe0bAb0A