LMAO what the fuck is this shit.

Are we really doing this? On the goddamn VORE WHORE site, of all places? Hm?

Are we really subjectively banning ""childlike proportions"" for POKEMON characters?

Jesus. Fucking. Christ.

We all know how THAT will end, especially with how the mods have been speaking to concerned artists behind the scenes. I've seen your exact shitty actions from others in the past, and it's transparent as fuck. Imagine thinking there's an "aged up" way to draw a Riolu or a Pikachu ahahahaha. Imagine thinking this is something that needs regulation. Imagine thinking you're protecting minors from "exploitation" with this one.

Go fuck yaselves and know how worthless your efforts are. <3

I think these are clearer: https://ispazzykitty.deviantart.com.....uide-700723632

Hey guys, I'm in kind of a desperate financial situation, so I'm opening up commissions, and believe me when I say I will get them done asap. And again: $10 is better than nothing right now! So please feel free to ask me if you can get something for less than my approx. prices. I'm using the Cash Clock to figure out what it's worth based on $10/hr.

I'll do avatars, references, illustrations, etc. NSFW is allowed, and I have trouble figuring out what kinks I will and won't draw since I'll rp almost anything, but drawing that stuff is way harder. So just ask. ^^

ALSO, my Terms of Service is out of date as of posting this! Don't worry about it for now.

The image version + EXAMPLES: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/23863390/

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SKETCH: Approx. $5
LINE ART: Approx. $25 (this is because lining takes much more concentration and time than sketching)
FLAT COLORS: Approx. $31
FULL SHADING AND HIGHLIGHTS: Approx. $55
+Half the full price per extra character.
+However long it takes for a detailed background.
Example: $54 commish w/ 2 chars = 54/2+54 = $81

Calculated using Cash Clock.

http://ispazzykitty.tumblr.com/post.....le-art-contest

Okay, so I’m thinking about hosting an art contest (though you can join anywhere as long as you have a way to let me know you entered).

It’s going to be a “draw my OCs” contest. As in, I provide links to the two characters, and the contestants draw them for their entries. =3 (Two humanoid characters)

Off the top of my head, I can provide art as prizes, as well as real money (probably $20 or so). I would want a decent amount of people to join before I confirmed anything though, since I’ve never used real money as a prize before, so how many people would be willing to give it a shot? =3

COMMISSIONS
TERMS OF SERVICE
I’ll bold the main points in case you really want to skip over my rambling.

For prices, check my Commissions tab.

I finally decided to make a terms and conditions because I need to start learning how to say no. So, first and foremost, I have freaking morals and a life, like everyone else, and reserve the right to deny anything you ask for if it will keep me sane to do so.

SOME THINGS I WILL DRAW:

-Animals
-Humans
-Other made up creatures of yours
-OCs
-Any other character you ask for
-Still life, if you really want it
-Gore
-Romance
-Nudity

NSFW is debatable! Feel free to ask, but I'm still learning, so I will have to decline some requests. Also, I won't kink-shame, but there are some kinks that I personally don't want to draw.

SOME THINGS I WILL NOT DRAW:

-Guro (scat, watersport, etc.) or bestiality
-Incest
-Inflation art (I'm sorry, I'm just not good at it and I don't enjoy drawing it at all
-Anything hateful or offensive towards a group of people (racism, sexism, homophobia, etc.)
-Anything else that makes me feel really uncomfortable

You can ask me for anything you want, even if it’s not on the “approved list,” because I can’t possibly think of everything. But just respect my decision if I decide not to take your commission and DON’T start pressuring me about it!

EXPECTED DATE OF COMPLETION:

Give me… about 3 months or so. I know I’ve been terrible with completing things in the past, so this is also kind of like an approximate due date for me. But if I'm paid beforehand, I will make it a priority to get it done as soon as possible.

HOW TO PAY ME:

I used to have sort of a complicated payment method, but I think I would be more motivated to complete stuff within a decent time frame if I just did it simply like this: pay me first. Then I will begin drawing as soon as I can.

QUEUE:

If I get a small load (or a large load) of art to do, here’s the order I will likely go about finishing it all (and this applies for all art I have to do for others):

Paid commissions first, then any art trades when the other person has completed their end, then probably personal work until I get either more payments or an update on an art trade. This is to avoid getting scammed, as I have been brushed off in the past after doing a big art trade for someone.

If anything in here is confusing to you, do not hesitate to ask for a clarification! :D

And again, I’m willing to negotiate if you really want something you think I might not draw, but you need to be civil and respect me. Thank you.

I hope this was helpful.