Yep, there's a bandwagon and I'm passed out on it. It has potential, and has gained 2000 new users in its first 24 hours of being public. I'm sure you can guess my username on it, but just in case you need a link:
http://inkbunny.net/ittmi

I've amassed a shitload of knowledge about animal sex and penises since I joined the furry fandom. This is sure to make an embarrassing appearance in front of non-furries sometime. I imagine it would go something like this...
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3977658/

I hate when I get fleas. Tomorrow I shall share them with my co-workers.
Do they sell Advantage for raccoons?

"Draw Muhammad Day: 5/20/2010 has been designated 'Draw Muhammad Day' by the Internet. While we do permit artistic freedom, please keep in mind that derogatory, sexual and/or outright insulting Muhammads will not be permitted. Keep them clean, respectful. Derogatory Muhammads will be removed." -notice at the top of several FA pages, like user pages.
I wasn't aware that day was so close. Now I feel like drawing him. And now the entire furry fandom knows of the day.

Yeah, you have permission to rape me. Do it!
Dang, I need to draw a sexy picture of me again. 30 minutes. Why can't I find 30 minutes to draw a cutey raccoon?

It's a meme. Stolen from? Erm... everybody. It's a meme.
I think this order is fairly accurate.

Wakko Warner (Animaniacs)
Hunter (Father Of The Pride)
Miles "Tails" Prower (All renditions of him equally, each with their own strengths)
Skippy Squirrel (Animaniacs)
RJ (Over The Hedge, movie. Comic version not as hot.)
Simba (El Rey Leon)
Timon (El Rey Leon, tambien)
Conker (Conker's Bad Fur Day)
Fox McCloud (Star Fox Adventures. I loved watching his tail sway back and forth.)
101 Dalmations (no preference, they really didn't differ much from each other)

For all of these, I can add "cute butt" as a comment. Well, Hunter's butt was never featured much. His cuteness comes from all of his front-side features, especially the face. Cutest butt? Probably Wakko. I'm sure he was my first cartoon crush, which ensures his spot at #1. Hunter and Tails were VERY close behind. Hunter, because Father Of The Pride shares the same spot in my heart as Animaniacs, and Tails because he's cute, smart, and because he's Tails!

OO! Honorable mentions, in no particular order: Ozy & Millie(Ozy & Millie), Townsen(Abominable Charles Christopher), Scott(South Pole/Polo Sur, a webcomic that has since ended), Naruto(only bothered with the first part of the story), Stitch(Lilo & Stitch), Rocky(Lackadaisy Cats), Thomas(Original Life, by Jay Naylor), Woo(Sandra & Woo. Raccooooon!!!).
I have a thing for pantsless cartoon boys with fuzzy tails.

So, district judge Barbara Crabb has ruled National Day Of Prayer to not be constitutional. Oh wait, no, the GOVERNMENT SUPPORT of it is. That's right. Christians are really riled up about this, but if they actually analyze the ruling, they should be thankful of it! National Day Of Prayer in its current state is considered unconstitutional because it's the government telling us how/when to worship. I'm still undecided, since it IS optional, even more optional than Christmas... but unlike Christmas, National Day Of Prayer isn't secularized in any way. It's exclusive to religions/denominations who either don't pray or don't pray in public. The Bible itself says to keep prayer private(Sermon On The Mount), basically because people fake-prayed too much in order to look holier than they really were. I suspect that a lot of people pray just for appearance on the National Day Of Prayer.

Seriously, it's very fortunate that my church has a skeptic(me) on staff. I debunked the "Obama cancelled NDOP" rumor for several people(he supports the day, although prays in private), and I'm keeping a close watch on developments on the controversy. I made sure to deal with the myths as soon as possible to prevent this from getting too big. I'm also going to make the point of the lawsuit not being about prayer, or even organized prayer en masse. People seem to consider it an attack on prayer, unfortunately. I must calm the masses!

The legal stuff for this ruling will drag on way past National Day Of Prayer, so this year's day is in no danger. The president plans on issuing a proclamation this year, just like last year. If next year's or some later year's Day Of Prayer is indeed cancelled, it will only be the government's declaration of it that will be cancelled. I have full faith that Christians will continue it, and that's the way it should be, if it's continued. Keep the government out of religion. Isn't that what Christians want anyway?

And to atheists offended by National Day Of Prayer, we also have National Day Of Reason, which I'm planning on celebrating. I hope there's an event on Second Life since I'm not ready to come out as an atheist in real life(I want my friends and family to trust my bullshit detector, which has helped them several times). I could probably hold an event myself, but I don't know what I'd fill the time with. Lots of NDOR events have blood drives, clothing drives and food drives. I figure a portion of the day would have the latest episode of The Skeptics' Guide To The Universe podcast playing. They always have great discussion of the latest technological/medical advancements and critical thinking. Their "Science Or Fiction" segment is great exercise for my bullshit detector.
I don't own any land in Second Life, nor do I know of the best region to rent in for it. There's "The Church Of Atheism", maybe I could contact them about using their tiny parcel of land(30x30 meters I think). I could probably also hijack an existing atheist group for the day just in case we get too huge of a turnout.

I'm not offended by National Day Of Prayer. I'm certainly going to encourage the people at my church to celebrate it(yes, to keep up my appearances, heh), and I might even offer some things to pray for(*ahem* to think to themselves about, for comfort). I'm also not going to pray on that day. Well, unless it's for rain. That'll mess with some people.

http://cityroom.blogs.nytimes.com/2.....-bushy-tailed/

Pearl, the new squirrel mascot of the New York City Parks and Recreation Department is a pretty cute squirrel. Even though the article is only a couple days old, I'm surprised I haven't found any fanart of her yet, mature OR G-rated. Not only was it mentioned on furryne.ws, but with a name like "Pearl", somebody's got to make a play on that name

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100416.....pital_patients

Not sure how soon this will go into effect, but I'm very excited about this. Sure, I don't have a same-sex partner, but the new rules will help more than just homosexuals. If a person has no family or hates their family, a close trusted friend can have visitation rights and even help make medical decisions if the person is incapacitated. Many people have friends who have been closer than family for more than 20 years!
As one saying goes, friends are the family that you choose.

Stop chasing Fender, Peeps! Easter is over!
I guess this FA header is for the entire month.

I have a nice stock of unused cologne. Some of an old vintage, even. Currently using one as a wrist rest for my mouse area because it just wound up there as I moved it out of the way, and I suddenly found that the box provided the right elevation.
My family wastes their money buying me cologne for Christmas. I think cologne is mostly used for dates, something I admittedly have never partaken in. I think it's used on festive occasions too, and church(or maybe that's just aftershave I smelled on my dad), although I don't want anybody noticing my cologne. Usually if I notice cologne, it's too strong.
Last Christmas, I also got Axe deodorant. Isn't that brand meant for douchebags? Axe deodorant smells like body odor, ironically. What's the deal with that?!

Gonna try some of the cologne as aroma therapy before bed. Might help me sleep. New scent at least. *shrug*

1) How big is your penis?
5.5" when erect (I hear that's normal)

2) How thick is your penis?
One and a quarter inches(3cm) diameter.
I HAS CALIPERZ!!!

3) Do you have foreskin?
Even before I knew about them, I knew something was missing. During bathtime as a kit, I would often roll the skin of my penis over the glans just for fun.

4) Does it Curve or is it straight?
Well it's certainly not straight in any sense of the word.

5) If it curves which way?
Toward my right hand.

6) Does it grow hair?
Just a little up the shaft. I find I have to trim my pubes occasionally so I don't pull too much hair as I'm wacking off.

7) Do you shave yours?
I did, once. It didn't feel all that different, surprisingly, and the stubble that appeared ITCHED! Trimming is plenty.

8) Do your balls sag or are they tight?
Depends on the temperature, and I figure other factors I'm not sure of.

9) Have you ever pierced it?
I would never pierce any part of my body. I can't even stand shots.

10) If so with what?
Somebody's teeth.

11) What kind of underwear do you usually keep it in?
Neutral-colored Boxer-briefs. If you've sat on your nuts as much as I have, you'll switch away from boxers pretty quickly too. Also, a swinging penis often becomes a hard penis, in very non-sexual walking situations.

12) Has it ever touched another penis?
It wishes it could. If it can't have its own foreskin, it would at least like to play with someone else's.

13) Does your penis have a Penis Boyfriend?
It's too scared of the AIDS, and what family would think. Besides, my penis is bisexual, so I'm okay with a vagi-friend.

14) Does your penis have a name?
Ittmi's peepee

15) Have you posted pictures or video of your penis on the web?
Sent it on an IM once. I took pictures to post online, but never got around to it.

16) Have you had art done of your furry character with its penis showing?
Nope, but I wouldn't turn it down
All Ittmi wee-wee currently online is drawn by Ittmi.


Meme snatched from  basil

Furaffinity has a Formspring account! Go! Go! Ask!

Two questions I've found interesting so far:

How big is fenders E penis? :P
It grows without measure... unless there's an outage or a server hiccup, then it reboots.
http://www.formspring.me/furaffinity/q/265252125

What is your favorite kind of donut?
The official donut of Fur Affinity? The Boston Creme.
http://www.formspring.me/furaffinity/q/265233603

I just got an email forward saying that I'll get good luck if I forward the email, and bad luck if I don't. Not being superstitious, I never forward them.
But this makes me wonder... does my Christian family think email forwards are more powerful than God? If prayer works, why even forward an email for better luck? Prayer should bring a Christian all the luck they need. It's like saying, "Oh, I know prayer works.... but just in case it doesn't, I'll leverage that with this digital text."
But what if this virtual message gives me bad luck for the rest of the year, and then some! You know that forwarded emails carry mystical powers that can change a person's life if they don't bow down to them and obey their every whim. We know this because the big, bold, bright blinking text sometimes has glittery star effects around it, and sometimes dancing 3D dogs. Obey the dancing 3D dogs. Your friends will thank you.

Please forward this to 50 of your friends or else this message will disable the brakes on your car. If you forward this to 100 friends, this message will give you a cookie!
-ITTMI

http://www.sandraandwoo.com/2010/02...../0140-fallout/
A raccoony comic, which I might mark Mature if it was on FA.

Woo's lines in today's comic would be exactly the same as what I'd say. I'm still surprised to see him use the phrase "sexy whiskers", heh.
http://www.sandraandwoo.com/2010/02.....le-comparison/

http://consumerist.com/2010/02/bund.....ggle-suit.html
Despite being a Snuggie, I'm tempted to get this. There's thankfully nothing Snuggie about this(it's not an open-backed robe). It's basically a fully body suit. I doubt it'll be any warmer than a full set of clothes(made of fleece), although I do like not having to have elastic around the waist to keep my pants up. That's a big selling point for this, for me.
However, it doesn't appear to come in any color besides pink. I don't mind that, but I would mind being seen in it, without bunny ears. I could make one in any style I want. I think one of our local stores has that "marshmallow soft fleece" in stock. Okay, I know they do. Let's get the "Fantastic Mr. Fox" printed fleece! Yeah, I don't know if that exists or will ever. If I can get fleece with a fur pattern printed on it, that would rock.
I may make this for my Second Life avatar, though. There's absolutely no shame in wearing this in Second Life, especially when you're openly bisexual and effeminate. It would still require bunny ears.

And, since I don't want to post 2 journals within minutes of each other...
I just discovered  marsfurs! I was tempted to join, but my fursona technically comes from the planet "ITTLI". Damn, not Martian. Really, I know too much about Mars to join a Martian community. Basically, it's devoid of life(unless you're a bacteria or other microscopic stuff, that's the only life that we haven't already ruled out). Joining a Klingon community feels more authentic than joining a Martian community. Really, alienfurs would be a community worthy of my membership. I checked, and it doesn't exist. I don't feel like creating it, though, since there's not much point in community accounts on FA. There's not even community SUPPORT on FA. People just create regular accounts, and there's not much community interaction because it's run by one person. Facebook, maybe. Not interested in maintaining one. I did join an aliens group there just now, though.

I can't find a clean pot or pan around here, nor can I find the dishwashing detergent, sponge, scrubber, or scouring pad. I think I should buy my own pot and keep a scrubber where I can find it. Seriously, I'm hungry and I have food, but nothing to cook it with!
Alternative: move out on my own so I know where everything is, but eh, I may be 27 and live with my mom, but just buying my own dishes is cheaper.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7vhaX-UKPM
It's the punchball critter toy 1 minute in to the video. I recommend watching the whole thing, though. This guy has lots of funny toy reviews.

In fact, I'll even give you a flying fuck!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqBUGSImarg

Have you gotten this "Wrath of the eagle" email forward? As soon as I read through it, I quickly hit the Reply All button to let everybody know that it's utter bullshit. ESPECIALLY the verse it relies upon for its "IT GAVE ME GOOSEBUMPS!!!" effect. Verse 9:11 of the Koran? Yyyyyeah, it's nothing like the verse quoted. In fact, I searched the Koran for the word "eagle" and didn't get any results. STOP SPREADING MIS-INFORMATION! I never believe a word of any email forward anyway. The first "fact" is something I've known for years to be pure speculation. Nobody is sure of where the Garden Of Eden was, nor where Noah built the ark. Today, I'm quite proud to consider myself a skeptic.

For a full transcription and debunking, go to this page on Hoax-Slayer.
For a detailed debunking of each of the claims, go to this page on a church's website.

Pat Robertson voodoo doll on eBay, proceeds go to Red Cross: http://cgi.ebay.com/PAT-ROBERTSON-V.....item2c52bdb960
Thanks,  sonderjen

Meanwhile, John Travolta is airlifting desperately-needed e-meters(Scientology quackery) to Haiti. Thanks, @almightygod on Twitter.

So I type "VG Cats" into the search box and what do I get? Well, I get cats. Fanart of the comic? Nope.
"Aeris" worked, though, thankfully. "Aeris Leo" trimmed it too much. Just "Leo" got me the same success as "VG Cats".

Thankfully, "ittmi" only gets me, no matter where you search(excluding random letters and acronyms).

Alright, time to review my New Years resolutions for 2009 and see how I did.

Find God. In 2008, I found the LiveJournal user [strike]God[/strike], whose account is currently suspended. For more active gods, I have a Twitter list of various Twitterers that claim to be God. Including Jesuses, I found 6, and one @satan. Also, there are those inactive accounts on FA that aren't worth mentioning.

Read the entire Bible(or at least get a good start), and blog about it. I haven't even gotten started. Too much on my reading list. I really want to get that done.

Well, I think that's all. I didn't actually post my 2009 resolutions anywhere, so I'm going from memory. Both of these were just carry-overs from 2008. Looks like these will be my resolutions for 2010, too. I can't think of any other resolutions, especially since resolutions obviously don't work.

I'd like to wish everybody a happy holidays, but that would be bad grammar.

To anybody who is Jewish, Muslim, atheist, or otherwise not Christian, have a nice day off. Sit back with a glass of the finest egg nog, and quickly spit it out because it's no tastier this time of year than any other time. Also, let the Christians enjoy their holiday. I've been wishing Christians a happy Hanukkah(while it was Hanukkah), so the mis-matching of holiday wishes is taken care of for the opposite direction. I did this with my pastor, some other folks, and a guy that regularly uses "Jew" in a negative connotation.

And to any Christians, of course have a merry Christmas, sit back with a glass of the finest egg nog, and quickly spit it out because it's no tastier this time of year than any other time, blessed or unblessed. Also, let the businesses be too politically correct, as you're not their only customers. If the court house won't have a nativity scene in front of it, put one in front of your house. In my opinion, being mad about a government building not having a nativity scene or the 10 Commandments is like being mad about McDonald's not putting them up either. Neither's purpose is to promote a specific religion.

...I'm still programmed to be offended any time I hear "Happy holiday(s)", blegh.

Oh look! Christmas wrapping is done! I haven't examined any of my presents because I know it's a cheapie thing that is taking money away from the utilities. Nothing to get too eager about. I want to be able to afford to give somebody an iPod for Christmas. I'd like to GET an iPod for Christmas! Preferably, I'd prefer to not bother with presents. Really, who knows what someone else wants? Just get something nice for yourself and I'll get something nice for myself. Let's give each other a twenty and call it good.

Nope, sorry, still not into the Christmas spirit. Yet, I'm about to go xmas shopping. I have $20 until Friday. Let's see how far I can stretch it.

EDIT: Apparently pretty far. I barely know any of the people I'm buying presents for, so $1-3 candy packs for all! I also found a good deal on one present.