"And I just imagined your penis growing arms and glomping me"


Courtesy of  Devhyn, my amazing big brother

http://www.furaffinity.net/user/miharuokami/

and

http://www.furaffinity.net/user/keryu


CHECK 'EM OUT GUYS!!!!!

Toby got a job as a furzooter: cheap day labour, no identity required. The furzooters put on fake-fur animal suits with cartoon heads and hung advertising signs around their necks, and worked the higher-end malls and the boutique retail streets. But it was hot and humid inside the furzoots, and the range of vision was limited. In the first week she suffered three attacks by fetishists who knocked her over, twisted the big head around so she was blinded, and rubbed their pelvises against her fur, making strange noises, of which the meows were the most recognizable. It wasn't rape - no part of her actual body was touched - but it was creepy.




There's a book with us in it apparantly. XD

His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.


and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"


I don't know which one made me laugh harder. XD

SchwarzNagi 1:27 am
(1:27:18 AM): ...
xxxfullmetalxxx 1:27 am
(1:27:31 AM): stop that
(1:27:39 AM): you're drowning me with all your periods
(1:27:43 AM): it's gross




I have strange friends. Weirder still is the fact that she stored that idea away to draw it at a later time. XD

I'm 21 now! I feel.... Exactly the same as I did yestrday. ;D

I just found out that NEIL GAIMAN is writing for season 6 of Doctor Who! I've never been more excited for a tv episode in my life! X3

mental disorder test, I guess? Some sounds about right, but the levels they give me don't seem proper to me. Oh well... interesting insight into mahself, that's for sure.



Disorder | Rating
Paranoid: Low
Schizoid: Low
Schizotypal: Very High
Antisocial: Moderate
Borderline: Very High
Histrionic: High
Narcissistic: Moderate
Avoidant: Moderate
Dependent: Very High
Obsessive-Compulsive: High


URL of the test: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/person.....sorder_test.mv
URL for more info: http://www.4degreez.com/disorder/index.html

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ny-3HzD_1T4


Funniest video I've seen in a long time. I get where they're coming from, but.... At the same time, they should realize that the stubborn asses they teach won't listen, and I say that AS one of the stubborn asses. =D

 shinypup forced me to ;-;



Comment, and I'll :
1. Respond with something random about you.
2. Tell you which color you remind me of.
3. Tell you my first memory of you.
4. Tell you what animal you remind me of.
5. Ask you something I've always wondered about you.
6. Tell you my favorite thing about you.
7. Tell you my least favorite thing about you.
8. Challenge you to post this on your journal.

Started by slug

If you were a _______, what would you be?

Think about it!

1. Kitchen appliance - Wisk
2. Salty snack - Potato crisps!
3. Body part - Philtrum (look it up ya pervert)
4. Farm animal - Cooooooooow
5. Planet in our solar system - PLUTO IS A F#CKING PLANET FAGGOTS
6. Internet meme - That f@cking cat?
7. Spice or herb - Paprika
8. Thing that starts with M - Machicolation
9. Article of clothing - Boxers!
10. Pudding flavor - Butterscotch.... yum... :3
11. Natural disaster - Torndao x.x;
12. Color - Blue
13. Lawn ornament - The travelocity gnome? :o
14. Type of building - SPAAAAAAAA
15. Flammable substance - flesh >_>
16. Something in a lunchbox - the sad unused napkin
17. Sea creature - NEMO!!!!!!!
18. Geometric shape - Kliener bottle (sp?)
19. Time of day - 09:00
20. Electronic device - Lamp
21. Reason for being late - Cancer... of the butt... got it from your mom... after we had buttsex... five times... in your bed... ok I'll go sit down. >..>;
22. Vegetable - Broccoli
23. Element - H2SO4
24. Dessert - CAEK
25. Historical event - That one time at Band Camp
26. Two-digit number - 42
27. Character in The Wizard of Oz - Suicide Munchkin! =D
28. Item in a freezer - Walt Disney's head. >_>;
29. Torture device - Barney and/or Boobah D:
30. Disease - AIDS
31. Something on the floor of a movie theater - popcorn gone to waste. D:
32. Mexican dish - TAQUITO!!!!!!!!!!!! :3 *pokes Dogma*
33. Something slimy - A slug.
34. FA emoticon - :3
35. Sandwich - peanut buttah

Level 1
(X) Smoked A Cigarette
( ) Smoked A Cigar
(X) Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex
SO FAR: 2

Level 2
(X) Are / Been In Love
(X) Dumped someone
( ) Been Fired
(X) Been In A Fist Fight
SO FAR: 5

Level 3
(X) Had A Crush On An Older Person
(X) Skipped Class
( ) Slept With A Co-worker
( ) Seen Someone / Something Die
SO FAR: 7

Level 4
(X) Had / Have A Crush On One Of Your Furaffinity Friends
( ) Been To Paris
( ) Been To Spain
(X) Been On A Plane
( ) Thrown Up From Drinking
SO FAR: 9

Level 5
( ) Eaten Sushi
( ) Been Snowboarding
(X) Met Someone Through Internet
( ) Been in a Mosh Pit
SO FAR: 10

Level 6
(X) Been In An Abusive Relationship
(X) Taken Pain Killers
(X) Liked/loved Someone Who You Cant Have
(X) Laid On Your Back And Watched Cloud Shapes Go By
(X) Made A Snow Angel
SO FAR: 15

Level 7
( ) Had A Tea Party
(X) Flown A Kite
(X) Built A Sand Castle
( ) Gone mudding
(X) Played Dress Up
SO FAR: 18

Level 8
(X) Jumped Into A Pile Of Leaves
(X) Gone Sledding
(X) Cheated While Playing A Game
(X) Been Lonely
(X) Fallen Asleep At Work / School
SO far: 23

Level 10
(X) Watched The Sun Set
( ) Felt An Earthquake
( ) Killed A Snake
SO FAR: 24

Level 11
(X) Been Tickled
( ) Been Robbed / Vandalized
(X) Been cheated on
(X) Been Misunderstood
SO FAR: 27

Level 12
(X) Won A Contest
( ) Been Suspended From School
(X) Had Detention
( ) Been In A Car / Motorcycle Accident
SO FAR: 29

Level 13
( ) Had / Have Braces
( ) Eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night
(X) Danced in the moonlight
SO FAR : 30

Level 14
(X) Hated The Way You Look
( ) Witnessed A Crime
( ) Pole Danced
(X) Questioned Your Heart
( ) Been obsessed with post-it-notes
SO FAR: 32

Level 15
( ) Squished Barefoot Through The Mud
( ) Been To The Opposite Side Of The World
(X) Swam In The Ocean
(X) Felt Like You Were Dying
SO FAR: 34

Level 16
(X) Cried Yourself To Sleep
(X) Played Cops And Robbers
(X) Recently Colored With Crayons / Colored Pencils / Markers
(X) Sang Karaoke
(X) Paid For A Meal With Only Coins
SO FAR: 39

Level 17
(X) Done Something You Told Yourself You Wouldn't
(X) Made Prank Phone Calls
(X) Laughed Until Some Kind Of Beverage Came Out Of Your Nose
( ) Kissed In The Rain
SO FAR: 42

Level 18
(X) Written A Letter To Santa Claus
( ) Watched The Sun Set/ sun rise With Someone You Care/Cared About
(X) Blown Bubbles
(X) Made A Bonfire On The Beach Or Anywhere
SO FAR: 45

Level 19
( ) Crashed A Party
( ) Have Traveled More Than 5 Days With A Car Full Of People
(X) Had A Wish Come True
( ) Been Humped By A Monkey
SO FAR: 46

Level 20
(X) Worn Pearls
( ) Jumped Off A Bridge
(X) Screamed "Penis" or "Vagina"
( ) Swam With Dolphins
SO FAR: 47

Level 21
(X) Got Your Tongue Stuck To A Pole/Freezer/ice Cubes
( ) Kicked A Fish
(X) Worn The Opposite Sex's Clothes
(X) Sat On A Roof Top and watched the stars
SO FAR: 50

Level 22
(X) Screamed At The Top Of Your Lungs
(X) Done / Attempted A One-Handed Cartwheel
(X) Talked On The Phone For More Than 6 Hours
(X) Recently stayed up for a while talking to someone you care about
SO FAR: 54

Level 23
( ) Picked And Ate An Apple Right Off The Tree
(X) Climbed A Tree
(X) Had/Been In A Tree House
(X) Been scared To Watch Scary Movies Alone
SO FAR: 57

Level 24
(X) Believed In Ghosts
( ) Have had More Then 30 Pairs Of Shoes
( ) Gone Streaking
(X) Visited Jail
SO FAR: 59

Level 25
( ) Played Chinese Chicken
(X) Been Pushed into a pool with all your clothes on
(X) Been Told You're Hot By A Complete Stranger
( ) Broken A Bone
(X) Been Easily Amused
SO FAR: 62

Level 26
(X) Caught A Fish Then Ate It Later
(X) Made A Porn Video/got asked to make one
( ) Caught A Butterfly
(X) Laughed So Hard You Cried
(X) Cried So Hard You Laughed
SO FAR: 66

Level 27
(X) Mooned/Flashed Someone
(X) Had Someone Moon/Flash You
( ) Cheated On A Test
(X) Forgotten Someone's Name
(X) French Braided Someones Hair
( ) Gone Skinny Dipping
( ) Been Kicked Out Of Your House
SO FAR: 70

Level 28
(X) Rode A Roller Coaster
(X) Went Scuba-Diving/Snorkeling
(X) Had A Cavity
( ) Black-Mailed Someone
( ) Been Black Mailed
SO FAR: 73

Level 29
(X) Been Used
(X) Fell Going Up The Stairs
( ) Licked A Cat
(X) Bitten Someone
(X) Licked Someone
SO FAR: 77

Level 30
( ) Been shot at/or at gunpoint
( ) Had sex in the rain
( ) Flattened someones tires
(X) Rode in a car/truck until the gas light came on
(X) Got five dollars or less worth of gas
TOTAL: 79


Repost this with the title:
I've Done __ of the 120 stupidest things. (with your total in that blank spot.)

Good news! I've unlocked a new link!


I now have this:
Increase population: http://aquillia.myminicity.com
AND this:
Increase industry: http://aquillia.myminicity.com/ind

Don't forget that every new day means a new chance for you to click on my links, which in turn leads to more citizens added to my city.

http://aquillia.myminicity.com/

This is pretty fun. It's like Sim City, but free and not as hard. All you've gotta do is name your city and start linking your friends. Every person gets one visit per day to each city for five different links, which add different things to your city. I'll add links as I unlock them. You should definitely try it though.

http://aquillia.myminicity.com/

[X] You have yelled at an inanimate object for 'hurting' you.

[X] You have run into a glass/screen door.

[ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.(Who the hell does THAT?!)

[X] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks. (hehe... Duckie)

[X] You have run into a tree/bush.

[ ] You have been called a blonde.

[ ] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.

[ ] You just tried to lick your elbow.

[ ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same tune.

[ ] You sang them to make sure.

[X] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.

[X] You have choked on your own spit.

[ ] You have seen the Matrix/Star Wars and still don't get it (though... i didnt know there was too much to get...maybe im missing somthing:P )

[X] You type with three fingers or less. (Depends if I'm pawing or not XD [Ditto for me >..>;] )

[X] You have accidentally caught something on fire. (Hehe... myself. >..<;)

[ ] You have caught yourself drooling.

[ ] You have fallen asleep in class.

[X] Sometimes you just stop thinking.(A lot actually...)

[X] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you were talking about.

[ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.

[X] You are often told to use your "inside voice". (haha yeah... I'm a loud mouth.)

[ ] You use your fingers to do simple math.

[X] You have eaten a bug by accident. (Little bastard flew into my mouth.)

[X] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.

[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.

[X] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket. (everyone does this....)

[ ] You repost bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't.

[ ] You break/lose a lot of things.

[X] You tilt your head when you're confused. (Wolf... Duh...)

[X] You have fallen out of your chair before.

[X] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.

[X] The word "um" is used many times a day.


[X] You say "what" and "huh" a lot.(yeah. ADD FTW!)