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Posted 15 years agoNew Rocket Knight Adventures Game
Posted 16 years agocorrolation
Posted 18 years ago1) Krystal Sandwich meme kicks off.
2) The site, and site admins, appear to spontaneously explode.
Coincidence? I think not....
Seriously, though: What the hell got into the drinking water this week? I'm starting to think we need to drag
cautioncat out of dick-punching retirement...
2) The site, and site admins, appear to spontaneously explode.
Coincidence? I think not....
Seriously, though: What the hell got into the drinking water this week? I'm starting to think we need to drag
cautioncat out of dick-punching retirement...Let's get this guy some boobies!
Posted 18 years agohydraulic wang
Posted 18 years agoGoogle "hydraulic wang", and you'll get 18 results back.
This raises two problems.
Firstly, that's 18 results too many.
Secondly, the fact that something posessed me to google hydraulic wang in the first place.
This raises two problems.
Firstly, that's 18 results too many.
Secondly, the fact that something posessed me to google hydraulic wang in the first place.
Pork Cube Stew!
Posted 18 years ago...And a cookie to anyone that gets it.
A Fun Experiment...
Posted 18 years agoIf there's any side effects for sustaining yourself on nothing but several different varieties of chocolate for 72 Hours, I'm about to find out what that is....
Seriously, I need some protein and starch, stat.
Seriously, I need some protein and starch, stat.
RIP
Posted 18 years agoPhantasy Star Online:
Version I
Version II
Episode I & II
Episode III
Died Monday, 2nd April 2007 at 04:45 GMT In the presence of seven remaining Hunters, who saw the end of their world in together.
It was a privilege to have supported the worlds first console online RPG for nigh-on 7 years.
And still, it's spirit lives on, in the form of Phantasy Star Online: Blue Burst (www.psobb.com)
Version I
Version II
Episode I & II
Episode III
Died Monday, 2nd April 2007 at 04:45 GMT In the presence of seven remaining Hunters, who saw the end of their world in together.
It was a privilege to have supported the worlds first console online RPG for nigh-on 7 years.
And still, it's spirit lives on, in the form of Phantasy Star Online: Blue Burst (www.psobb.com)
End of an Eea
Posted 18 years agoDon't forget, Sega are shutting down the PSO v1 and v2 (Dreamcast), and Episode I, II, and III (Gamecube) servers on April 1st (http://boards2.sega.com/pso_board/v.....pic.php?t=3640). But, there's still time for one last hurrah, especially as Sega have opened all servers for free play for the last month. Go grab your mag and hack and slash like it's 2001 all over again.
See you on Ragol.
...and stay the hell away from the red boxes. They're mine.
See you on Ragol.
...and stay the hell away from the red boxes. They're mine.
Coffee
Posted 18 years agoSo, I go visit an important customer today in London today for the first time.
First off the day started at 6. In the Morning.
To travel the 20 miles into London involved a two and a half hour, epic, indeed, almost poetic battle against Ken Livingstone and his evil minions, on a scale the Argonauts would have thought twice about.
Jumped in the car: The M25 was in it's normal state of an average speed rivalled only by an ice glacier, and the A13 was only marginally better, with the added bonus of several London Drivers exploiting a two way narrow flyover with no central barrier, a sharp corner, and a blind summit to commit kamikaze acts of truly breathtaking lane protocol abuse.
So, got to Canada Square, parked up, and went to dive on the Jubilee Line.
..For the record, Oyster cards, besides raping your privacy, taking a non-refundable deposit, and having the most contorted charging system this side of a Microsoft Licence Agreement, don't work on ticket gates without slamming them into the reader using an elaborate finishing move & pose combo any power ranger would be proud of.
The Jubilee line was "severely delayed", because of signal failure
We'll ignore the fact there aren't any signals, as there's no branch lines to signal and continue with the narrative of this odd day.
So, I jump on the DLR... and get cornered by a Scientologist. I think it's to my eternal credit I didn't attach his testicles to the live rail
Then onto the Central Line... where I get stuck to someone who hasn't noticed a) ipods have a volume control system and b) owning the Crazy Frog song is against good taste, street credibility and the Geneva convention
Then Finally, the Piccadilly line... where the train was so crowded, there wasn't actually enough room to physically stand so I spent the journey in bullet-time: Hanging above two other passengers, feet wedged against the door, and a grab-pole.
When I finally get to <Station name removed due to NDA>, It's five to nine, and I would have made it...
...If I didn't resurface in the middle of a bunch of hippies, riled up about something - more on them later.
So, once I'd fought my way through a jungle of dreadlocks, pin badges, and the heady scent of recreational drugs, I ended up at the office, ten minutes late
Well, the journey back cannot possibly be that bad, right?
As I'm travelling to Birmingham (150 miles north of London), I travel back to Canada Square to pick my car up. Currently 18:15, so should be in Birmingham by 20:30.
I'm driving through central London without event, until I get to parliament square, the home of the British government.
Turns out my hippy friends from earlier were on their way to protest against nuclear weapons, and were currently fighting a pitched battle with 200 police officers across the busiest traffic crossing in London.
Here’s a tip: If you are going to drive through the middle of a combat zone, a Nissan Micra is not the ideal car: It may be light, but the only armour it’s got is the layer of verbal abuse it gets from chavs and boy racers, which is good for building the character of the driver, but less effective for projectile missiles...
By the time I’ve finally got to the start of the M40, it’s now 21:00, and I’m three miles from where I started.
Pointless fact: You can unicycle faster than one mile an hour.
So, it’s now 23:30, I’ve finally go to the hotel after a 17 hour work day... and they’re out of Coffee.
...Yeah, I'm gonna go destroy everyone and everything now.
First off the day started at 6. In the Morning.
To travel the 20 miles into London involved a two and a half hour, epic, indeed, almost poetic battle against Ken Livingstone and his evil minions, on a scale the Argonauts would have thought twice about.
Jumped in the car: The M25 was in it's normal state of an average speed rivalled only by an ice glacier, and the A13 was only marginally better, with the added bonus of several London Drivers exploiting a two way narrow flyover with no central barrier, a sharp corner, and a blind summit to commit kamikaze acts of truly breathtaking lane protocol abuse.
So, got to Canada Square, parked up, and went to dive on the Jubilee Line.
..For the record, Oyster cards, besides raping your privacy, taking a non-refundable deposit, and having the most contorted charging system this side of a Microsoft Licence Agreement, don't work on ticket gates without slamming them into the reader using an elaborate finishing move & pose combo any power ranger would be proud of.
The Jubilee line was "severely delayed", because of signal failure
We'll ignore the fact there aren't any signals, as there's no branch lines to signal and continue with the narrative of this odd day.
So, I jump on the DLR... and get cornered by a Scientologist. I think it's to my eternal credit I didn't attach his testicles to the live rail
Then onto the Central Line... where I get stuck to someone who hasn't noticed a) ipods have a volume control system and b) owning the Crazy Frog song is against good taste, street credibility and the Geneva convention
Then Finally, the Piccadilly line... where the train was so crowded, there wasn't actually enough room to physically stand so I spent the journey in bullet-time: Hanging above two other passengers, feet wedged against the door, and a grab-pole.
When I finally get to <Station name removed due to NDA>, It's five to nine, and I would have made it...
...If I didn't resurface in the middle of a bunch of hippies, riled up about something - more on them later.
So, once I'd fought my way through a jungle of dreadlocks, pin badges, and the heady scent of recreational drugs, I ended up at the office, ten minutes late
Well, the journey back cannot possibly be that bad, right?
As I'm travelling to Birmingham (150 miles north of London), I travel back to Canada Square to pick my car up. Currently 18:15, so should be in Birmingham by 20:30.
I'm driving through central London without event, until I get to parliament square, the home of the British government.
Turns out my hippy friends from earlier were on their way to protest against nuclear weapons, and were currently fighting a pitched battle with 200 police officers across the busiest traffic crossing in London.
Here’s a tip: If you are going to drive through the middle of a combat zone, a Nissan Micra is not the ideal car: It may be light, but the only armour it’s got is the layer of verbal abuse it gets from chavs and boy racers, which is good for building the character of the driver, but less effective for projectile missiles...
By the time I’ve finally got to the start of the M40, it’s now 21:00, and I’m three miles from where I started.
Pointless fact: You can unicycle faster than one mile an hour.
So, it’s now 23:30, I’ve finally go to the hotel after a 17 hour work day... and they’re out of Coffee.
...Yeah, I'm gonna go destroy everyone and everything now.
Because I got fed up of seeing a blank box....
Posted 19 years agowell, this is kinda a new experience....
I'm not big into the whole "Social networking" thing; I don't do MySpace, I don't have a blog, and as for a podcast... Well, I'd just be happy with a working iPod - Mine's currently somewhere between my living room and Norway, on it's way to have it's reality distortion field repaired by a Mac genius
So, bare with me while I attempt to knock out something half decent to fill this cavernous blank space with...
...
Yeah, this is harder than it looks....
Heck, don't even know if anyone will read this, which makes it hard to work out the target audience...
I don't know how some of you can knock out page after page of amusing, well thought out, interesting commentary... This is about the most painful thing I can imagine...
http://tinyurl.com/yhcuqa
..OK, maybe not quite the most painful...
So, uh... Well, I'll just leave it by saying hi to everyone, and thanks for making me feel so welcome at this most excellent site, and if you wanna ask anything, feel free to, and I'll panic and jump out of the window, before regrouping, and providing an answer.
I'm not big into the whole "Social networking" thing; I don't do MySpace, I don't have a blog, and as for a podcast... Well, I'd just be happy with a working iPod - Mine's currently somewhere between my living room and Norway, on it's way to have it's reality distortion field repaired by a Mac genius
So, bare with me while I attempt to knock out something half decent to fill this cavernous blank space with...
...
Yeah, this is harder than it looks....
Heck, don't even know if anyone will read this, which makes it hard to work out the target audience...
I don't know how some of you can knock out page after page of amusing, well thought out, interesting commentary... This is about the most painful thing I can imagine...
http://tinyurl.com/yhcuqa
..OK, maybe not quite the most painful...
So, uh... Well, I'll just leave it by saying hi to everyone, and thanks for making me feel so welcome at this most excellent site, and if you wanna ask anything, feel free to, and I'll panic and jump out of the window, before regrouping, and providing an answer.
